Duck Talk

Aflac Duck: Due to network obligations we are here with Eric Karros today.

Eric Karros: No question, it is good to be here today.

Aflac Duck: I haven't even asked you a question yet.

Eric Karros: No question, that I'm waiting for that 1st question so I can annoy somebody.

Aflac Duck: Okay then Eric, do the Dodgers have a chance for the wildcard?

Eric Karros: No question, the Dodgers have a shot. Any team with a heartbeat in Sept has a chance. This isn't April. These games count.

Aflac Duck: You can't answer every question with "No Question". It isn't professional, doesn't anyone review your performances?

Eric Karros: No question, I need some work but since I'm an ex-ballplayer and everything I say is a cliché, no one really cares. Christ sake, I'm being interviewed by a duck who is more famous to 10 year olds then Barry Bonds!

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The Aflac Duck under enormous pressure to produce quality programming has bitten off Eric's head and gone for the soft gooey stuff.

In this reporter's opinion, it was the humane thing to do.

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