Game Thread 12: Pittsburgh Pirates
by Andrew on Apr 14, 2008 7:00 PM PDT
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At the very least this series should remind us that while things look bad in the short term for us, the Pirates have no hope of competing for years to come.
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I like how when they talked about how everyone not named Furcal, Ethier, or Loney is struggling, they zoomed directly in on Jones.
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Maybe that's why Doumit never got a chance.
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Did Martin Get to 3rd?
Vinny hasn't said.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Andruw Jones not booed for something!
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Time for a Celebratory Chili Dog!
Andrew,
Are these fat jokes really worth 36.2 million dollars?
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Facial hair in general is okay by me.
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Especially. We may lead the league in bad facial hair now.
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Too Bad We Don't Have the Joe Dirt Goatee.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Taxes done, no lessons learned about procrastination.
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My Mom Still Does My Taxes. It's Awesome.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Sort Of Funny Story
I was talking to my coworkers about not doing my taxes yet and getting the usual "your an idiot responses". A couple minutes later, I grab a fortune cookie and get the fortune "you have recently shown poor judgement". Who the hell writes that on a fortune cookie.
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One of my Professors Said
That fortune cookies aren't reliable indicators of future events because they never give bad fortunes. Turns out that has (somewhat) changed.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Assuming Kuroda can't field or hit (I'm not actually assuming that, at least about the fielding) how much does that hurt his value?
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I Have A Gut Feeling
That's it more than one might think.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Let the record state that I'm not drinking like a girl tonight, I'm going with a double whiskey on the rocks.
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And Now Andruw Hits A Triple.
Stop drinking girly drinks.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont mean to be a downer
But what happens if bautista gets to that, jones is just standing there double play end of the inning.
Sigh im sorry but I don't like anything Jones bings to this team right now.
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
people should start booing
when they see andruw at the local in and out pouding a 4x4
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
I'm now putting a ban on Andruw Jones is fat jokes.
Unless it's really funny of course.
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I Don't Like You Being the Sole Arbiter of Comedy.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I Don't Trust Your Music Tastes.
So I'm Apprehensive about your comedy tastes.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
People at work didn't appreciate my "what has nine arms and sucks" joke when they were talking about Def Leppard.
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I think it's time to take Kuroda out. Every ball that inning was killed.
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random question
does anybody have a link to the 4 straight home runs in 06? Espn.com disabled the video they had from the post game
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
I Was Looking for That A Few Months Ago.
I found it somewhere. Let me see if I can find it again.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfV1dxn_46A
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Now we know the answer to "what has two arms and sucks?".
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That was the wrong place for that comment.
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It was supposed to be Zach Duke, dammit. Maybe i shouldn't be the arbiter of comedy.
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you're like
the Robin Williams of this board, you get the face time but you might be on crack.
k thats my big entry as a new member =) i won't ever do it again
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That Was Good
I don't have the balls to say that to Andrew.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
this is only my second game day thread here
I'm just so young I don't know any better
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirt Nap DeWitt?
This one only works if he gets drunk and passes out in the street a lot. Can anyone find that out?
Do we need Joe pretending he's Tony LaRussa against Nyjer Morgan?
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Just Wait Until He Leaves the Bar.
He'll do his Tony LaRussa impression then. Zing!
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah well
as long as beimel doesn't smash the shotglass on his face he'd out drink both of them
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I Like How Brett Tomko Was Mad About That Incident.
And I'm thinking "Why are you mad, Brett Tomko. You're terrible at baseball. If we lose in the playoffs, it's going to be because of you. Now go sit down and eat a sandwich."
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
beimel
would have magically stopped a double play at home plate with his healthy hand
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
this is really sad
McLouth might be the pirates biggest offensive threat
thats really not good, such a classy franchise being this bad.
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
That's Because He's Part Of Your Crappy Fantasy Outfield.
Why, for the love of God, did you draft him AND Brad Hawpe?
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I'm just that awesome, and McLouth is really undervalued. But mainly the awesome.
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Case in point, I could have had Nate McLouth or Eric Chavez, Al Reyes, or Kaz Matsui.
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I Can't Believe You Talked Yourself Into A Pirate.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I've Got
Dunn-Milledge-Kemp-J. Upton-Hart-Braun-Andruw Jones, although I start Braun at 3B.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I Like Yours.
Nobody ever drafts Burrell in any league I'm in until late, and I never understand that. He's underrated because of that crap season he had 3-4 years ago.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
hell hes a free agent at the end of the year
Ned will probably give him 15 mil over 3 years to be a pinch hitter
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit, missed my chance to make my joke about how Grabow can impersonate Vin Scully.
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I Think Steiner Just Unleashed A Veiled Criticism at Drew
As he said "there are certain players will sit out if they have a headache," and he said it in such a tone that it sounded like he was referring to somebody who was or is on the team, and I just figured it was Drew.
Uh oh
Nomar 3 for 3 in a AAA rehab tonight. Not only is he coming back soon, but they'll wanna *play* him ...
Nomar's Starting
Regardless of how poorly he does on his rehab assignment. Then DeWitt can be sent down to AAA.
by Tango and Cash on Apr 14, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats totally my bad
sorry guys.
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe vin
will stop talking shit about the Pirates now
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
well
good night all I'm going to go take a dump on a picture of jeff kent
by Joe Beimel's Shot Glass on Apr 14, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
that was
frustrating as hell...with fatman jones getting a triple tonight and jlo extending his streak...i was feeling some good mojo coming on..dammit
O.A.
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