Game Thread 5/20: Cincinnati Reds
by Andrew on May 20, 2008 6:49 PM PDT
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Frist.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
schawing!!!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Yeah. Who farted?
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry...
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
'sup guys?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
butt to butt
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
always try anal
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
rfad?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
only redreporters in here?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
I often don’t put a subject heading in anymore.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
you're from ohio?
clevelan per chance?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Cleveland would love you.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 20, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
A good analogy would be Jimmy Haynes facing Albert Pujols.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Livingston, I presume?
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
who's this guy think he is, Rambo?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I Know.
I remember you hooligans from the last time you came over here.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
don't you wish we played more than twice a year?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
ha, thats right
we’re rowdy like that. anyway, we dont plan on making trouble. just another place to chitchat
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
yeah, don't believe what LGT has to say about us.
I heard that they said that you guys suck!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
link goes to?
wtf?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Lesbian, Gay and Transsexual.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
We mean you no harm.
Take us to your leader.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That Would Be Andrew
And I have no idea where he is.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Joe Torre,
Please come back. All is forgiven!
Love,
Hank Steinbrenner
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Stop what?
Using a subject line?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Pabst Blue Velvet
Hopper approved
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopper approves of Indianapolis as a Super Bowl site
He also approved of Uday and Qusay Hussein, after I gave him a sandwich.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you drink it ironically or not?
This will determine if you truly are from Ohio.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually like PBR over the other cheap macrobrewed stuff, although I often wonder if someone put me through a blind taste test, would I be able to tell the difference between them all. Probably not. But nobody’s made me do that, so PBR all the way!
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
We Really Don’t Have An Official Drink, because Andrew’s always making all these different mixed drinks.
Okay, here’s my proof I’m from Ohio.
My official drink would be BlackOut Stout from Great Lakes Brewery (even though it’s in Cleveland).
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
that billingsley is good. i thought we were gonna get him last year with matt kemp for adam dunn. but that shit just didnt work out.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
If you want to stay over here, you are not allowed to talk about any deals involving Matt Kemp, Chad Billingsley, Russell Martin, or Andy LaRoche.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
How about Pierre?
I see a Pierre-Patterson 1-2 punch for the Reds….and then I cry
by cesarhernandez on May 20, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
here you go
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
All Time Fielder!!!!
I called it for him
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait until you guys trade Jay Bruce because Dusty hates him.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
javy valentin
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoever is batting first that day.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He's "injury prone"
or so Dusty heard when he made it up
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
you coulda had him
instead of andrew jones….
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
reply'd
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
that works on the west coast too
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
hey fellers
i think we should spend a little time on our own blog. maybe?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
I Think We Should All Get Some JTM Burgers.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw burgers
Pizza tonight.
To honor the greatest catcher of them all (coming from a fan of a team that had Johnny Bench).
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
But he was a Met?
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Today, we are all Marlins
For five days.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
for u
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/5/20/523921/game-46-thread-reds-at-dod#comments
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Here's My Understanding On This Whole Thing
Vinny does all NL West and home games all 9 innings on TV. Not sure if he has a partner. But for the 1st 3 innings on the radio, he does it by himself, then after that, it switches over to Steiner and Monday.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t expect this. Was kind of nice when my comment record wasn’t set by Red Reporter.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
Which NL West blog is less popular than yours?
The Rockies?
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It was AZ Snakepit but I think he passed me.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
you certainly have the handsomest colors
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, let's be fair, the NL West SBN blogosphere is a pretty weak division, right now.
You could win that thing with like 85 – 86 posts.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Reinforcements!
Thanks for getting here. I was having trouble answering all these comments by myself.
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi. Hello.
And we welcomed ourselves in.
We hope you don’t mind.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
nobody listens to andrew
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
andrew
do you know that your blog is part of the greatest reds thread of all-time?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
But if you really want to know
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
scotch
it’s for drinking alone
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There’s three choices:
If you’re a man: Whiskey on the rocks
Otherwise:
The Iron Sheik: Eight parts vodka, three parts Midori, splash of 7-up
The Yalia: Three parts sweet and sour, three parts vodka, one part gin.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
iron sheik
that dude’s funny
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The drink will fuck you in the ass and make you humble.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
you are gay and faggot!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i hope these are movies quotes
because, if not, we need to work on our people skills
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
andrew gets it
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Shortstop, that is your cue
Oh wait, we’re guests. No cats.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ok no cats
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
I have Guinness
What can I make with that? Besides a stew.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Bailey's needs an IRA, stat
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don’t do 15 of them. I speak from watching a horrible incident.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
and Jameson
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 20, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Coincientally
There’s a bottle of Jameson’s on the shelf above my head right now. Maybe I’ll be sick tomorrow…
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Midori
Midori and Sevenup was the first alcohol I ever had.
Yeah, I know, it’s a girl’s drink. But hey, I was a girl. An underaged girl. ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
that's hot
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Better hope Clemens isn't reading tonight.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 20, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
[Team you're playing]'s milkshake!
You drink it up!
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
reds' milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
they’re like, it’s better than yours.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
we set the all time post record for some blog last year
was it the rockies?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
nice hustle by griffey there
PSYC!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Howdy all
Trendsetter that I am, I was here last night. Tomorrow night I’ll declare it uncool.
In line for Indiana Jones
It begins.
Belizzle sux fo shizzle.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Belisle's got a bit of a sticky wicket.
Runners on the corners, no outs, about to get proper fucked. He just looked at the bartender and ordered an Iron Sheik.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Ah, there’s some of that complete suckitude I remember from Ross.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
hey
hes my boy
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Yeah, but don't forget to tell our hosts that you're the village idiot.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 20, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
except where the 2nd law of thermodynamics is concerned
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
im the village idiot
but the laws of thermodynamics says different
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
I think we would have to suspend the principle of non-contradiction too.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, he calls a good game.
Or he hit a few home runs once.
Or something.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 20, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If it wasn’t for David Ross, Jason Phillips would have never played first base.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
plus his little brother would've drowned in the skating pond.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Merry Christmas, you old savings and loan!
You just won’t let your mind think about anything but Baileys, will you?
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
his control issues
and jackass demeanor only make me love him more
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
6
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I Remember a Few Years Ago
I was going to a Reds-Dodgers game at Great American, and some announcer started talking about how much Jimmy Haynes sucked, and this was a few years after he was gone. I love Jimmy Haynes.
Matt Belisle reminds me of him.
nice play by yanish
even though no out was made
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Why must you use your west coast powers for evil?
These midwesterners come to town, and all of a sudden it’s like the video for “Welcome to the Jungle.”
Is he a prospect, or just a future useless utility guy?
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
a little of both
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Think Adam Everett
prolly not quite as crappy on offense, and not quite as great on defense, but still potentially darn good.
by cesarhernandez on May 20, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
he was a prospect once upon a time
he’s got a good defensive reputation, but not much of a bat. You won’t likely see him playing in the majors in 2013
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
borderline, I'd say
He’s a bit old for a prospect, but he was a college boy. He was on Rice University’s national championship team. Has a reputation for having an excellent glove and not much of a stick.
But he’s been hitting very well this year (in an admittedly small sample size). He would still be in AAA if not for injuries to Alex Gonzalez and Jeff Keppinger.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
who was that error on
ross?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
it's like toby
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm probably in the minority but..
..I don’t hate it.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 20, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He's getting better.
He was brutal last year.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 20, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't I don't I dont hate it
I don’t hate it. I don’t.
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
kind of...
is too kind
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Depends on which position the switch is in.
It has a “suck” setting and a “blow” setting.
Are you sure you're OK? Have you had an MRI?
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Since You Guys Are Never Going to Call Up Bruce,
Would you like to trade for Pierre? He’s everything the Dust Man loves.
You guys need to stop talking about drinking, I still need to work out.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
Don't forget to grunt
While you get your swell on.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I just finished feeding my pythons
I’m drinking a quick smoothie then it’s on to alcohol.
In line for Indiana Jones
belisle is not my boy
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
"You Can See it In His Eyes"
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And we’ve already set the True Blue LA comment record.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
When do you guys usually start a new one? This is a new concept to me.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
As soon as everyone but Shortstop has heard the secret knock.
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 20, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
wha???
that hurts
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
we usually do it at 200
just because we have a lot of pix. You could wait til 300 or 400 and it prolly wont slow down
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Is that a Piazza shout out?
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
first of all….
Curse and drat, he's outmaneuvered us.
by Man Mountain on May 20, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
ed doesn't live in arizone, his last name is fromaz
common mistake
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright ross!!!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Hey Reds' Fans,
Why can’t I get skyline chili anywhere but Ohio? I go to Kroger to buy some, and they don’t carry it. I want to make some chili dip!
because it's really not that good
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 20, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Let Me Guess,
You’re a fan of Gold Star?
by Tango and Cash on May 20, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Gold Star and Skyline
are both disgusting
by cesarhernandez on May 20, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
common belisle
you cant pitch, at least bunt
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
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