Game Thread 5/21: Cincinnati Reds
by Andrew on May 21, 2008 6:30 PM PDT
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That's What I Get For Going to An Ohio College.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Which one?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What are we drinking tonight?
I have Miller Lite, it was on sale and I was in an extreme hurry.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
That’s no excuse to buy Miller Lite. Unless you’re beer bonging, shotgunning, or trying to get drunk on the cheap. Those are good excuses.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The question is, are you guys trying to get drunk while watching the Reds’ game? I mean it’s understandable to do so. I would. If that’s the case, it’s okay.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, you’re right. I like how Votto is batting 7th, but Hairston and Patterson are batting 1-2.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
My Friend Sent Me This Link
And it had a picture of Dusty Dice, which he just randomly rolls to figure out what a hitter should do at AB, batting order, etc. My favorite part is one side of one of the die has the word “WALK” crossed out. I wish I could find a picture of it.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Picking cherries?
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
While eating Junior Mints?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done boys
Well done.
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
Okay
I realize it’s LA and there’s a ton of other shit to do, but how can Chavez Ravine be that empty when it’s not raining?
"Got a bump on the ole noggin, but otherwise god. And I get a new vehicle probably, w00t!"
It’s not just a joke that people show up late. People literally don’t get there until about the 3rd inning, from what I’ve been told.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What's More Likely?
Juan Pierre hitting a home run in real life or Ozzie Smith hitting a homer in RBI Baseball?
As much as I love the girly drinks, there’s nothing that beats a nice whiskey on the rocks.
Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN
You can going to put schnapps in that?
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Something Reds fans and Dodgers fans can agree on.
What’re you drinking?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done.
I’m treating myself to some Woodford Reserve. Local stuff from Kentucky.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m running low on my good stuff and I’m looking for something to replace it with. Any suggestions?
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Hey, Rumpleminz is 100 proof and delicious. Chugging it impresses sorority girls.
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I pride myself on my tolerance.
Then again, I somehow got blackout drunk on three drinks last Saturday, so that hurt my confidence quite a bit.
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AZ Snakepit was, but I don’t think that’s true anymore.
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Yeah, but that’s just like the same 10 people, I get them on total readers.
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People find me whimsical or something. Either that or they really look forward to the next Toy Cannon post.
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I like to consider myself Andrew’s #1 fan.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
AZ Snake Pit, if I recall correctly.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Woodford, if you can find it.
Being a broke college kid, I’m not very well-suited to the good stuff, other than that. Maker’s Mark is probably the next step down, in my experience. I’m not sure if they have that out there, either. Some of the other RRs would be more help.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We definitely have Makers Mark, I’ve been wanting to get some at some point.
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It's good.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun fact: A Baskin Robbins Resses Shake has 2320 calories and 300 percent of your RDA of saturated fat.
I realize no one here actually has context on that.
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There was a commercial for it.
My, get above 155 pounds plan fails miserably when I think most calorie rich things are disgusting.
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You’re trying to get above 155? I’ve got 40 lbs. on you.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i'm going to become vegan
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 21, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I should probably flip over to the Laker game for a minute.
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Griffey.
That’s at least the 4th one like that, where it’s been extremely close. He can’t buy 598 right now.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
jr sucks
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 21, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
We should trade him before he gets hurt.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
or he could just get hurt and we can call up bruce
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 21, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Corey Patterson is pretty terrible. The general consensus is that managers cannot negatively or positively affect to a large extent as they can in other sports, but that’s not the case for the Reds if Dusty is able to influence the GM enough to get crap like Patterson on the team. Good thing for the Reds Krivsky got fired. He never should’ve been a GM in the first place.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
not only does patterson stay on the team, but he plays all the time
and is always at the top of the order.
that does not make me like dusty
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 21, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't like Dusty?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon guys, Dusty gave us the high-five.
by Tango and Cash on May 21, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You’d rather be rid of him than Patterson?
by Andrew Shimmin on May 21, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
there's no getting rid of patterson
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on May 21, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I was completely kidding.
Of course not, Patterson sucks.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Although, that response would represent the majority of Reds fans.
This town is done with KGJ, sadly.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That's too bad
Were I in cincy, i’d be proud to have Jr. around for another season.
or at least, I’d be too pissed off about patterson to be thinking about Junior. Free Jay Bruce!
by YeagerMeister on May 21, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Red Menace go see Indiana Jones tonight? I don’t see him around. So he really did see it before me.
I think so, he's not on RR either.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on May 21, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Gentlemen, it's been real.
Congratulations on your sweep, and thanks for letting us hang out. See you in June! (Hopefully with a team that doesn’t suck this much.)
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Dodgers win
Kuroda finally gets win #2. Go blue!
Kuroda rules.
And by rules, I mean he just kept his job on my fantasy team for another week.
why did no one explain to these
cincy boys that the lakers were playing, and thats why it was dead lol
O.A.
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