Florida Marlins @ Los Angeles Dodgers GameThread, Jul 12, 2008 7:10 PM PDT

If you keep on batting Blake DeWitt 8th, that means you think he’s the worst hitter in the lineup, and that includes being worse than hitters like Nomar, who aren’t very good. If you don’t think he’s hitting well right now, why won’t you play Andy LaRoche at 3B since he’s the better player?

Sincerely,

Every Dodger Fan

P.S. Stop listening to Plaschke. He doesn’t know what he is talking about. Also, he ate the cruller off your desk this morning.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If we don’t keep running him out there, well never know if he was going to be good for half a month again. Plus, did you just see that hustle. Dude was almost safe.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ballplayer!

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Blake DeWitt, he’s a ballplayer.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Going to grab food, back in a few minutes.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What do rollerbladers eat? Something with bean sprouts, I bet.

by Andrew Shimmin on Jul 12, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I like a good sprout.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have two choices: go see someone named Paula Fuga and pull some made tail with my “hey I’m famous on the internet” line, or continue sitting on my coach drinking Newcastle.

I’m torn.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What counts as being famous on the internet?

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Like that diet coke and mentos dude.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think you should go out because I want to see if that line works.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Andruw you got to swing at change ups down the middle.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 8:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I guess I was wrong with my “there’s no way we’ll ever miss Cody Ross” prediction.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I assume your “there’s no way we’ll ever miss Luis Gonzalez” prediction will still hold true.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I got that one down.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Someone’s getting DUI right outside my window. Exciting.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

....or not.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That’s the spokesperson for Coors Light. Zing!

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Curse you Alfredo Amezega.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

and Joe Beimel.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Redemption!

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Good catch?

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep. Good route, nice dive at the end.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess Matt Lindstrom can’t be too good if he has a 100 MPH fastball and a 4.61 ERA.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He needs to learn the clever curve.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ah 23/17 K/BB

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ballplayer finds the hole.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

2 hits means 2 more weeks of playing time.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s like some perverted version of groundhog day.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The broadcast had the Marlins leading 4-2 for a while.

It was confusing.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Andre!

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

They’re giving us a flash flood warning right now, I’m not really sure why.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like you’re not going out now.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s not raining.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jings.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Jones get booed again, I”m sure.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Vigorously.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Paula Fuga is apparently a ukelele player.

I need to find something else to do.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I’ve seen video of a good uke player or two.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I doubt there will be mad tail there.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Could be hippie tail.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ewwwwwwww

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

They’re low-maintenance! Dinners will always be at Subway.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m not a Greatful Dead fan and I don’t think i could listen to Riders on the Storm 24/7

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about Phish?

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not a fan.

Then again, I do like the “band sucks, chicks are hot” theory with respect to the dead.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you start a band, you should name it something distinctive and not “Wish”. I can’t find a damn thing about them.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was a really bad swing.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

This can’t be good.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously, the Borg? Why?

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You talking about Star Trek?

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Falken

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ANDY!

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ANDY!

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Single!

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Dammit Nomar, why can’t you place weak ground balls like Andy.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

We can all thank Nomar because while we didn’t get a win, we get free baseball.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And I have encouragement to stay on my butt. I might end up breaking my weekend rule.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What rule is that?

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I come to work on Monday without at least one good story, I failed the weekend.

I went bowling last night since I hung out with a bunch of 20 year olds.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about the DUI?

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So on Saturday, some chick got pulled over and then the cops talked to her for a second, and then drove off.

“Huh, that’s nice”

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I constantly complain to my ex co worker that the new interns never have any good stories, it would be hypocritical of me to not contribute.

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by Andrew on Jul 12, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just go in, punch the smallest guy in the face, and then say “And that was just the beginning of what my night was like.” Then walk away, put on some sunglasses, and smoke a cigarette.

by Tango and Cash on Jul 12, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs