Los Angeles Dodgers @ Philadelphia Phillies GameThread, Aug 24, 2008 5:05 PM PDT

Game Thread 8/24: Philadelphia Phillies

by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 4:49 PM PDT Comment 33 comments

Los Angeles Dodgers at Philadelphia Phillies, Aug 24, 2008 5:05 PM PDT

Lineup

Los Angeles Dodgers @ Philadelphia Phillies

08/24/08 5:05 PM PDT

Los Angeles Dodgers	Philadelphia Phillies
Matt Kemp - CF	Jimmy Rollins - SS
Andre Ethier - RF	Chase Utley - 2B
Jeff Kent - 2B	Pat Burrell - LF
Manny Ramirez - LF	Ryan Howard - 1B
James Loney - 1B	Shane Victorino - CF
Nomar Garciaparra - SS	Greg Dobbs - 3B
Casey Blake - 3B	Jayson Werth - RF
Russell Martin - C	Carlos Ruiz - C
Hiroki Kuroda - P	Joe Blanton - P

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We need to beat up on Cupcake

>:|

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I know this joke is 3 years too late, but shouldn’t Derek Lowe’s theme music be “Love is a Battlefield” due to his extramarital affairs and subsequent messy separation? Who’s with me? Zing!

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Baby Got Back?

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Carolyn Hughes?

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Touche

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m pretty sure Werth’s goatee is “caramel kiss”

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Kemp! Time to double steal with Kuroda!

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Upon telling my friends that half of my hair is now “caramel kiss”

“Never say that again, ever.”

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What’s that?

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

The new color of a third of my hair. They should make manly hair dye with names like 2 × 4 brown.

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You only dyed a third of your hair? Did you lose a bet?

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, I thought it would look good. It’s a subtle thing.

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or I’m a whole lotta gay, one of the two.

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You live in California, so something like that will be subtle next to the guy with pink hair.

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does anybody else here hate Dane Cook besides me?

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes.

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Then you will enjoy this MadTV burn. This guy’s impersonation is dead on. From Dane Cook’s voice to his inability to actually tell jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-SxO9vYxSo

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have the same haircut as Dane Cook, dammit.

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least you don’t do the Su-Fi.

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was pretty awesome, hair realization aside.

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by Andrew on Aug 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

So so much

I won’t date a girl who finds him funny.

If it wasn't for college football I'd probably have given up on sports.

by bluemax on Aug 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nomar

has dropped 120 points of OPS since his walk off home run. Manny has one extra base hit since Nomar’s walk off.

Andy Marte is now out hitting a certain 3rd baseman but neither is hitter over 200.

Wily Aybar may end up better then either of them. Go figure.

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 24, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If Aybar ends up better than both of them, they’re going to be very bad.

by Tango and Cash on Aug 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

got regular at bats he’d do okay. Nothing special but better then the Dobbs of the world. Of course I also thought that if LaRoche got regular at bats he’d be damn good. Couldn’t be any worse then he’s been since joining the Pirates.

Looks like Casey Blake is not going be worth Meloan much less Santana. Other then a few home runs he’s been lousy offensively. Hard to believe Ned has such a hard time finding a 3rd baseman.

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 24, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs