TBLA Rewind: The Bush Admin - 1st Term
A few years ago Eric and I took turns taking a look at how the Dodgers did during the current decade. That decade is now gone no matter how you think the decade begins or ends, so since we did some good work on this series we will run it again this week. I took the 1st term of President Bush, Eric will follow with the 2nd term.
I was supposed to start with the first year of the first term but miscalculated and started with the year 2000. Since I put some effort into this I've decided to leave 2000 as a bonus year.
2000:
Moves: Traded one time ROY of the year Raul Mondesi to the Blue Jays for Shawn Green in the first challenge trade of the decade. Orel Hershiser was brought back hoping to recapture the magic of ten years past. TJ Simers whipping boy FP Santanelo signed as a free agent. Kevin Elster was signed to be the starting SS.
Summary: They improved by 9 games over the 1999 season but it wasn't enough as the Giants behind Barry Bonds won 97 games and coasted to the Division Championship. The Dodgers were never really in the race and never saw 1st place after April 23rd. The team was paced by all-stars Kevin Brown and Gary Sheffield.
Hitting: The team did okay and even had some spectacular performances. The hitting machine known as Gary Sheffield had one of the greatest LA Dodger seasons ever, slugging 43 home runs and posting a triple stat line of 325/438/643 good enough for a 176 OPS+ which ranks as the 3rd best in team history. Todd Hundley was hurt but in 299 at bats he belted 24 home runs and posted a 143OPS+. Shawn Green also contributed but it would be in 2001/2002 that he really took off. Twenty one year old Adrian Beltre already in his 3rd major league season gave notice to the NL that the Dodgers might have one of the better young players in baseball when he posted a .952 OPS in the 2nd half. The Dodgers had one of their best benches in my recollection. Dave Hansen came off the bench to deliver hit after hit and posted a 153 OPS. Career minor leaguer Chris Donnels got a late season callup and destroyed NL pitching in Sept with an .833 slug%. Kelvin Elster capped off his solid major league career with a trio of home runs to ruin the opening of AT&T park.on April 11th. Alex Cora would supplant him as the starting SS and 2000 would be the last season for Kelvin Elster. Even our backup catcher, Chad Krueter chipped in with 116 OPS+ but he became infamous for going into the stands to retreive his hat which had been taken by a Cub fan.
Pitching: On the pitching front we got spectacular work from Kevin Brown who gave us the greatest season ever for a free agent Dodger pitcher . He would match his 169 ERA+ again in 2003 giving us two of the greatest seasons ever for Dodger FA pitcher. Chan Ho Park almost kept up with Kevin Brown and easily had his greatest season. I think it was 2000 season that led Texas to give him the boondoogle of a contract because he dropped off in 2001. Darren Driefort actually pitched 192 innings and was effective for most of them. It would be the last time he would even pitch 100 innings. It was a big dropoff after those three. Ismael Valdez was supposed to be a fixture in the rotation but the pitcher who was one of the best young pitchers in baseball at the age of 23 was done. He was traded mid season for a bucket of balls. From age 20 - 23 he threw over 600 innings and was never the same after his excellent age 23 season. It was a sad ending for many fans favorite pitcher of the previous decade. The Orel Hershiser experiment was a grand failure and retired just 24 innings into the season. Carlos Perez had parlayed a great 1998 Sept into a multi year deal but by 2000 he was one of the worse starting pitchers in baseball and would never pitch again in the major leagues. Down on the farm Eric Gagne came up and took his place in the rotation late in the season. He had his ups and downs but threw two excellent games in Sept and gave Dodger fans hope that 2001 would find him in the rotation.
Bubbling on the Farm: Not much was on the farm in those days but Luke Prokopec showed some promise. There was no Jacksonville Five to pin future hopes on. There was some hope that one Paul La Duca could become a solid backup catcher but he was 27 years old and that seemed like to much to ask of the career minor leaguer. Little did we know what kind of chemistry our La Duca was working on.
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2001
Davy Johnson was replaced by Jim Tracy but they still finished with the exact same record as 2000. While the wins didn't change it was a different atmosphere in the summer of 2001. Instead of finishing in 2nd place 11 games out of first place they finished in 3rd place, six game back of the eventual World Champion Diamondbacks. Not many changes from 2000 to 2001. Devon White would be replaced in CF by Marquis Grissom but for the most part the team remained the same. The Dodgers were the best team in division until Aug 1st rolled around. For 38 days they had spent time in 1st place but by Aug 10th the death knell had sounded and they sank beneath the weight of a lousy team who was only competing because of the incredible duo of Sheffield/Green. The new season started off omiously when a simple appendectomy for budding star Adrian Beltre turned into a life threatening procedure. At age 21 Adrian Beltre had a star as bright as anyone in baseball. Speed, power, plate discipline, along with stellar defense had Dodger fans drooling with anticipation over his future. It all changed in 2001 and he was never the same until 2004 when Eric gets to write about his glorious year.
Hitting: The season was salvaged by two offensive juggernauts the like the Los Angeles Dodgers had never seen before. Sheffield and Green both posted an OPS+ > 150 and combined for 85 home runs. This lefty/righty duo decimated NL pitching but the only help they got was from an unlikely career minor league catcher who one would have expected to hit his ceiling as a backup catcher. Instead this career minor league catcher who had managed to hit only 29 career minor league home runs in eight seasons blasted 25 home runs and posted one of the greatest offensive seasons for a LA Dodger catcher not named Mike Piazza. This trio kept the Dodgers atop the leaderboard for most of July as they went 18-9. To bad for them they got no help. Remember this was 2001, when home runs were flying out at a chemical rate. With all of that happening around them, only Jeff Reboulet could post an OPS+ > 100. The rest of the offense was just dreadful. I'll always wonder what Adrian Beltre career would have looked like if he not had his appendectomy done in the DR. It was strange to watch a 20/21 year old with excellent plate discipline just lose it for the next several years. He would never again reach the splits between BA/OB that he had as a 20/21 year old.
Pitching:Kevin Brown led the staff but he was only able to pitch 115 innings. From him it was a steep falloff to a mediocre Chan Ho Park, and then an even steeper falloff to the rest of the rotation. Terry Adams moved to the rotation ala Brandon Looper but the results were less then stellar. The youngsters Gagne/Prokopec got 46 starts and did not remind anyone of the plethora of good young Dodger hurlers who had wowed Dodger fans over the last 40 plus years. They were young so the expectations were not high. That was not the case for one Darren Dreifort who had signed a ridiculous contract in December of 2000. The Sheriff had ruined the farm but so far he hadn't ruined the big league club. That ended on Dec 11th, 2000 when the Sheriff inked Dreifort to the above mentioned contract. It wasn't that Dreifort didn't have talent, he did. Nasty stuff but he also had not shown the ability to stay healthy to warrant such a contract. In Dodger circles he was most known for the guy the Dodgers drafted because Arod had been taken by the Mariners. The Dodgers had the worse record in baseball in 1992 but the Mariners got the 1st pick because back then they alternated between AL/NL for the number one pick. How Dodger history would be different today. Anyway I digress, Dreifort of course did get hurt in 2001 and even when he wasn't hurt he pitched like crap. Other then Brown/Park the whole rotation was below average. The bullpen however held up their end of the bargain. Free agent pickup Giovanni Carrara showed for the 1st time but not the last time that he loved pitching for the Dodgers. His ERA+ of 125 paced the bullpen but they also got solid performances from Jeff Shaw, Matt Herges, and Jesse Orosco.
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2002: The Dodgers picked up six games and won 92 but still finished in 3rd place behind Arizona and the Giants again. Back then the West was strong and in 2001/2002 the West was represented in the World Series. Luckily for Dodger fans the Angels slew the Giants in one of the best World Series I've seen. So the Dodgers were winning more games but not picking up any ground. The standings looked the same from 2001 to 2002 as far as the Dodgers were concerned.
Moves: Welcome to the Dan Evans era and he wasted no time in putting his stamp on the team. In a flurry of deals, Dan Evans revamped the team with some moves working, some not. Gary Sheffield was unhappy as a Dodger so he was unloaded in a forgettable trade. Sheffield was one of the best but most despised Dodgers to ever wear the uniform. Being traded for someone who will probably be the first home grown position Dodger to make it to the HOF didn't help matters. Being a selfish prick also didn't help. Still he was one of a handful of the best right handed hitters to call Chavez Ravine his home and the day he was traded was not a good day for the Dodgers. Brian Jordon and Odalis Perez were the chips received and they had some value, just not Gary Sheffield value. Promising young pitcher Luke Prokepec was traded for Quantrill and Izturis. In a minor deal we traded some names for Dave Roberts. Hideo Nomo was brought back much like Orel in 2000 but this time the results would be different. He then signed Kaz Ishii to a free agent contract. Followed that with moving Herges to the Expos for Guillermo Mota. Then in his most important move he brought in Logan White to oversee the draft.
Hitting: With Sheffield gone the bulk of the offense sat squarely on Shawn Greens shoulders. For one more year his shoulders were up to the task and he delivered after a slow start. On May 19th, Green was hitting .239 with only three home runs. Plenty of whispers behind his back that without Sheffield he would cave in. Then on May 21st he slugged 2 home runs. On May 23nd he had a game for the ages and slugged four homes to with six hits and seven runs batted in. Some would argue it was the greatest offensive explosion in LA Dodger history. He wasn't done, from May 21st - May 27th he hit 10 home runs. By the end of the year he had hit the most home runs in LA Dodger history . What is even more amazing, is that you have to go all the way back to Strawberry's 28 home runs to find another left hander on the list. So not only did Shawn Green hit 49 home runs, he hit 21 more home runs then any LHB in Dodger history. For two years, Shawn Green was the best LHH in LA Dodger History, yet just a few years later he gets little respect from the fans. The only help he got came from Brian Jordan who had his last good year before succumbing to injuries. Marquis Grissom/Dave Roberts put up some nice numbers as Tracy mixed and matched them extremely well. So the outfield was a strong spot but the infield was pitiful. Karros continued his spiral into uselessness with his 2nd straight year of an OPS+ < 100. For a first baseman he was killing the team. While Karros had been a solid performer for many years, the new decade had not been kind to him. Grundy finished hitting less then .280 for the 3rd year in a row. He'd get better after he left the Dodgers but from 2000-2002 he stunk. Alex Cora split time with Izturis at SS and Cora had his career year in 2002 while Izzy was awful at the plate but looked like a budding Ozzie Smith in the field. Beltre was lost in the 1st half but again found his stroke in the 2nd half but the fans were starting to worry if he'd ever be the guy they saw in 2000. Paul LaDuca fell back to earth from his career 2001 season but it was still solid and he had become the team leader with Green being such a quiet player.
Pitching:Kevin Brown was injured even more in 2002 then in 2001 but this time he didn't even pitch well. Odalis Perez and Hideo Nomo battled for the right to be called the ace. Neither was brilliant but they were both above average and netted the team 31 wins between them. Nomo had done what Orel had failed to do. He had recaptured the magic of the past and while it wasn't Nomomania it was damn close. The other Japanese import Kaz Ishii did not fare as well. He struck out a lot of batters but he also walked over 100 batters. Ashby and Omar Daal rounded out the rotation and they delivered average work. Still when we talk about pitching in 2002, we should start out talking about Game Over Gagne. As the season started the Dodgers did not have a closer. At one time it was hoped Gage would be a fixture in the rotation but he had lost his luster and was working out of the bullpen when they decided to see if he could close a game on April 7th. From that point on it was Game Over as Welcome to the Jungle blared from Chavez Ravine. We knew we had something special when on April 11th he entered the game with only a one run lead. Very quickly the Giants had the tying run on 3rd base with only one. Then punch out and fly ball and the Dodgers and Eric Gagne had passed his toughest test. By the end of the year he would garner the most saves in Dodger history. The bullpen wasn't just Gagne. They got great work from Chad Quantrill, Orosco, and Carrara. It just wasn't enough.
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2003
Summary: The Giants capped off a great four years by whipping the anemic boys by 15 games. The Dodgers pitching and defense tried to make a race of it but the burden of the popgun offense finally caved in the Dodger chances.
Moves: Traded long time 1st baseman Eric Karros and Mark Grudzielanek to the Cubs for another go with Todd Hundley. While with the Cubs, Grud would recapture his batting average that had been AWOL the previous three years. Karros was replaced with Fred McGriff who was supposed to hit his 500th home run as a Dodger. A move that garnered little publicity turned into the best move of the season when Wilson Alveraz regained the luster he had lost in 1999. The anemic offense needed a boost and Evans traded for or signed Burnitz, HOF Rickey Henderson, and Robin Ventura.
Hitting: Dan Evans had hoped that Fred McGriff was going to give the offense a shot in the arm by teaming up the future HOFwith Shawn Green but it didn't work out the way Evans planned. McGriff at age 39 was only able to get 300 at bats and when he did hit, he didn't do much. Shawn Green coming off excellent back to back seasons had shoulder problems and was unable to generate the power he had displayed in the past. He went from 42 home runs to 19 and without him generating the power this offense sank without a whimper. The highest OPS+ on the team stil came from Shawn Green but it was only 116. Then it dropped to McGriff at 99. Jordan was hurt as usual so he was a non-factor. The three players that Evans traded/signed to help the team during the summer performed even worse then the players they replaced. Burnitz gave his own A Jones performance putting up an OPS+ of 69 in 230 at bats. He would leave LA and hit 37 home runs for the Rockies and almost double his OPS+. I expect the same folk who said Jones is done said the same thing about Burnitz in 2003. Alex Cora and Izturis dazzled Dodger fans with some of the keystone defense they had ever seen. They also combined to be one of the worse offensive keystones since the 70's. Beltre's star kept dimming as he kept alternating ice cold 1st halves with hot 2nd halves. This year his 1st half was colder then normal and his 2nd half not as hot. All in all it was a pathetic offense with little expectation this group of players would ever be able to muster enough offense to get into post season play.
Pitching: As bad as the hitting was, the pitching was incredible. No one could score on the bullpen as three pitchers posted sub 2.00 ERA's. The highest ERA in the bullpen was 3.5 from Loogy Martin. ERA+ numbers of 335, 231, 204, 134, 114 were mind blowing. Gagne of course led the crew with his CY Young season. A season in which he saved 55 games, posted a 1.20 ERA, struck out 137 batters in only 82 innings. It simply was one of greatest seasons ever for a relief pitcher. Paul Quantrill and Mota were now slouches as they almost were just as hard to hit. The rotation was led again by Kevin Brown who bounced back from his 2002 injuries to throw 211 exceptional innings. Hideo Nomo had his best season since Nomomania in 1995 posting a 130 ERA+. NRI Wilson Alveraz dominated in AAA and got the call to the big leagues where he gave the team a huge boost pitching in the rotation and bullpen. It had been 5 years since he been this effective. Ishi had an excellent ERA of 3.86 even with posting 100 walks for the 2nd year in a row. The bightest spot was Edwin Jackson who defeated Randy Johnson on his 20th birthday.
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2004
Summary: Big changes take place as the team gears up for the final year of Bush's first term. Fox sells the team to an Eastern parking lot magnate but it doesn't go smoothly. Dan Evan signs Vlady Guerrero to contract but MLB voids the contract because they didn't want the team burdened with a long term contract while it was being sold. The Dodgers would pay dearly for the intervention by MLB. The McCourts take control of the team and make Dan Evans interview for his job. Once all the interviews are complete, the McCourts shock the community by choosing Moneyball hero Paul Depodesta to run the team. Depo takes over the club just before spring training so he has little time to put his stamp on the team but he makes all the right moves and boldly puts the Dodgers into the postseason with a series of trades and pickups. Steve Finley hits a grand slam to win the pennant against the Giants on 2nd to last day of the season, and for the first time since 1995 the Dodgers were the Division winners. Unlikely hero Jose Lima shuts out the offensive juggernauts St. Lous Cardinals for the first Dodger playoff victory since game five of the 1988 World Series. One win however does not cut it in a playoff series and when Odalis Perez gets rocked twice the Dodgers only walk away from 2004 with a moral victory in that they finally won a playoff game. Other then the playoff victory the highlight might have been when the Yankee's came to Dodger stadium for the first time during the regular season. The games were played in a post season atmosphere and when Gagne struck out Bernie Williams to end the first game with a Dodger victory the crowd went crazy. It was Ghame Over at it's zenith and soon it would only be a memory.
Moves: Jose Lima is signed as an NRI and after having success in the bullpen, he moves into the rotation and Chavez Ravine is christened with Lima Time. Near the end of spring training he trades a minor league relief pitcher for Jayson Werth. Just a week later Milton Bradley burns his bridges in Cleveland and Depodesta turns his anger into our starting Center Fielder. Within one week Depo has found our LF and CF without touching the major league roster. Then with the team in first place but a floundering rotation he trades the most popular player on the team Paul La Duca for Brad Penny. Also going was Mota and Encarnacion and coming back was Hee Sop Choi. The next day he makes a plethora a moves but the most important one was sending minor league players to the Diamondbacks for Steve Finley. By the time the season ended the starting outfield of Bradley, Finley, and Werth had been acquired for peanuts. So while the outfield was solid the trade of La Duca left us without a catcher. Charles Johnson was supposed to fill LaDuca's shoes but he turned down a trade and the team had to turn to David Ross. Brad Penny made one brilliant start and then fell victim to a strange nerve injury to his arm. Hee Sop Choi was relegated to pinch hitting duties after Tracy saw enough of him that he didn't want to see much more of him. Still when Finley hit the grand slam to win the pennant it all seemed worthwhile.
Hitting: Adrian Beltre had showed flashes of greatness in several 2nd halves during the first six years of his career. He was still only 25 when he put together two halves and had the greatest season by a 3rd baseman in Dodger history. He crushed 48 home runs, the most ever for a RH, he drove in 121 runs, while continuing to play some of the best defense ever seen at Chavez Ravine. For the first time since Gary Sheffield had left the Dodgers had a power source from the right side. Jayson Werth when he wasn't hurt added some power of his own, and played an excellent left field. Milton Bradley played an above average center field in the field and at the plate. Dave Roberts started out in left field but Depo was not a fan of his game. When Steve Finley was acquired he was moved into CF and Milton moved to right, with Roberts being shipped to Boston for minor league parts. At age 39 it was a risky move bringing in Finley but he added some sock with a .491 slug% and of course it was his grand slam that helped propel the Dodgers into the postseason. Shawn Green had been moved to 1st base and he bounced back from his injury riddled 2003 season with 28 home runs. He wasn't the Shawn Green of old but he was still a productive ballplayer. In 2003 the keystone combo of Cora/Izturis had combined for an OPS+ of 127. In 2004 they improved on that by 59 points while continuing to play excellent defense. Hard to find any team that had 3 better defensive players then Cora/Izturis/Beltre on the infield. Before being traded LaDuca had been giving the team above average offense but once he was traded the catching position became a black hole. David Ross put up a triple stat line of .170/.253/.291. It was truly awful and Depo got a lot of flack for not having a fall back solution when Charles Johnson refused his traded.
Pitching: 2004 was all about Lima time. He was not the ace, Odalis Perez was, but it was Jose Lima who won not only game after game but the hearts of the fans. The somber Perez could only mange 7 wins even with an ERA of 3.25. He was be far the best pitcher on the staff but the team refused to hit when he pitched. Ishii, Lima, and Weaver won 13 games but it was Lima Time that Dodger fans will remember about the rotation in 2004. Weaver had been acquired by Dan Evans before he lost the interview for his job and he acquited himself well. Depodesta was right that this team needed a big arm in the rotation if they were going to make noise in the playoffs. He just didn't get the right guy as Brad Penny's right nerve folded at the wrong time. With a rotation going into the playoffs of Perez/Weaver/Lima the Dodgers didn't really stand a chance agains the Pujols led Cardinals but Lima somehow managed to shut them out for the highlight of the season. The bullpen still had Gagne and the combo of Gagne/Mota shut down team after team. Carrara had come back to work more magic under the Dodger lights but in a ballsy move the setup sensation, Mota was traded as part of the package for Penny/Choi. It was only possible because Depo had faith that Yhency Brazoban could fill Mota's role, and Brazoban rewarded that faith by stepping right into Mota's spot without the team missing a beat. Edwin Jackson was expected to be in the rotation in 2004 but it never happened as he failed to win a spot in the rotation and then did nothing to remind fans of the 20 year old who had bested Randy Johnson just a few months ago.
The first term was up and we had won a playoff game but the future was uncertain. Eric Stephen will walk us through the next term.
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Will the Clippers give the Miami Heat a better game then the Lakers did?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Care to bet
the Clippers lose by less points then the Lakers did?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
I’ll take the Heat at -16.
Its the first of a back-back for them…I’m thinking they’ll try to come out and blow the Clippers out so they can rest in the 4th q. They next night they play at Denver. They’ll need all their energy for that one.
I'll take that
DVD of choice, shipped from Amazon to each others home?
"Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events. "
Ronald Belisario close to getting his visa per http://bit.ly/dJqZcr
Some other dude on Twitter said it’s a done deal, but I don’t know who he is.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 9, 2011 6:09 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Dan Evans officially signed Vlad Guerrero, but MLB voided the contract? That’s not how I remember that happening, or am I wrong?
I wonder if having an asset like Vladimir Guerrero would have made the team more valuable and potentially out of Frank’s price range. I know it’s unlikely but we all know Big Bad Bud wanted Frank to have the team pretty badly.
That’s my conspiracy theory for the evening.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
Are the SB Nation folks looking into the “new” comments issue? It’s a bit tricky to follow like this.
Nope
Theyre just going to say, “fuck it.”
by Eric Stephen on Jan 9, 2011 7:02 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I am surprised how often
I do that when I am writing software.
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
just never ever leave the page
EVER.
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
New comments look to me
as they always have. No problem here.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
on a mobile
Device, new comments don’t stand out anyway.
by bhsportsguy on Jan 9, 2011 7:01 PM PST via mobile reply actions
You seem to want to fire every coach ever. In every sport.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 9, 2011 7:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Call him Coach H?
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
When is the last time UCLA missed the NCAA tourney in back-back years?
Sure those 3 final 4s were great….but they are paying for it now.
Sure those 3 final 4s were great….but they are paying for it now.
What does that even mean?
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
Its more difficult to get rid of him…Athletic Director putting more emphasis on farther in the past success than recent failures.
This really hurt Indiana when Mike Davis went to the final 4 early in his career there. He was kept around way too long, and drew most of his staying power from that early run.
I guess you are write
it would have been better if he had 0 success, that way they could fire him sooner!
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
Well the ideal situation is you take the final 4s, and then fire the guy when you realize he’s not the right fit anymore.
Or maybe the fact that they won all those final fours
means he might be a good coach, and you don’t just jump ship the second you see choppy waters
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
by nolander on Jan 9, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
So new comments no longer show up as new?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
If I am in the thread they show up as new
but otherwise all comments are getting flagged as seen
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
Just saw Black Swan
holy wow! Crazy.
Also, people in nashville do not appreciate spazzy Maddz time. Sad face.
Show love with no remorse.
really? interesting…I enjoyed my time watching that movie but it’s a place I cannot return to, like magic mushrooms
Thats
not girl talk. Unless you are confused about what The Fountain is.
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
oh very much so, plus he can sing and dance, so like triple word score. Hey what color boots should I get?
1) My gay for a day is Hugh Jackman. There is no denying how hot that guys is.
My gay for a day used to be Denzel, but that was a decade ago. Did you see Devil in a Blue Dress? HAWT.
2) Hugh Jackman should play Sky Masterson in a movie remake of Guys and Dolls. The movie they made stars I shit you not MARLON fucking BRANDO as Sky. Brando is a great actor but cannot sing. That movie is a shitty version of a great musical.
If you must cast Nathan Lane as Nathan Detroit, do what you gotta do. Just put Jackman as Sky.
Now with 33% more Kavula
Can either of them sing?
We will need a Nicely-Nicely Johnson, but whoever plays that role needs a big voice. Not sure that’s Fillion, but not sure it isn’t.
If Schaal can sing, she’s Miss Adelaide.
Now with 33% more Kavula
Perhaps Benny Southstreet. You get to sing the title song and the opening number (I got the horse right here / the name is Paul Revere / and there’s a guy who says if the weather’s clear / Can do / Can do / This guy says the horse can do") but you don’t have to sing sing.
Now with 33% more Kavula
Hahahaha -- OBEDIAH?!
I’m totally down for Hugh as Sky Masterson. I guess Nathan Detroit could be…hmmm…NPH? Hahaha
Show love with no remorse.
NPH for Nicely. Everybody thinks of Stubby Kaye so it’s a nice piece of casting against type to go with NPH.
Now with 33% more Kavula
In case anyone was wondering what the Diamondbacks were facing in salary arbitration, AZ Snake Pit has the lowdown.
How they think Kelly Johnson is making only $2.35mil next year after the year he had from a 2B is beyond me. I realize his starting point is very low because of his non-tender and MiLB contract last year, but still. 25 bombs from a middle infielder almost got Dan Uggla 10 mil this offseason, why would KJ be 1/5 of that?
In their defense, they did say he was the hardest to predict.
I’m probably off base here.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
What does Eric think?
tough comp.
"Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events. "
he’s kind of like Bautista, right? No idea what to think because this hasn’t been a trend season for him. I think if he asks for anything less than 5-6 he’s shortchanging himself.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
I don't know
Wasn’t Johnson always seen to have that type of talent?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
He made $2.35 million in 2010
AZ Snakepit estimates a $5 million salary for 2011.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions
Uggla
Won arbitration in 2009 (his first year of eligibility) and got $5.3MM.
$5MM seems like a resonable guess to me on Johnson.
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions
He didn’t sign a minor-league deal last year; he signed a major league deal for $2.35 million.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions
You know what they say
a lie will get halfway around the world before the truth can get its pants on.
Sorry, I should have googled then typed to be sure. I Andy Pettitte’d this one.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
Bored out of mind . . .
Thanks to the Saints and Eagles for killing my tease
by SeanMillerSavior on Jan 9, 2011 10:23 PM PST reply actions
Should have listened to me and Mike. :)
by Eric Stephen on Jan 9, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
This is true
Im going to need some insight from you gurus for next week (:
by SeanMillerSavior on Jan 9, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
I am pretty much happy that Philly lost.
Because fuck Matt Stairs
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah because the Saints already shot my tease
I found myself rooting for Green Bay just for the fact that Phillies fans are Eagles fans
by SeanMillerSavior on Jan 9, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
Philly sucks
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
except for DeSean Jackson. That guy rules!
by Josie Becker on Jan 9, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
he fits in perfectly
with those pricks. No doubting his talent though.
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
did you see him shove Aaron Rodgers in the postgame interviews? That was classic
by Josie Becker on Jan 9, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
hah I didn't
I like it(honestly) when players remind us its just a game and go out and have fun. Good on em.
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
It was pretty funny
Rodgers was getting the standard postgame interview, with Pam Oliver, and all of a sudden Jackson come over and shoved him (in a loving way, obviously), then hugged him.
I heard some of the postgame audio, Josie will love this, Rodgers said something like “we knew since Jackson is a Cal Bear, we had to account for him” on that last drive and the punt return, or something like that. It was pretty funny.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 9, 2011 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
man, I remember when Jackson was returning punts for Cal, and just ran roughshod over ever punt defense not named USC
by Josie Becker on Jan 9, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
DeSean should have went to SC
that is all
by SeanMillerSavior on Jan 9, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
Should have gone to UofA imo.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
shoulda finished his last year at Cal is what he shoulda done
by Josie Becker on Jan 9, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
Shoulda scored more touchdowns today.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
nah, I’m okay with Cal Bear great (Aaron) beating Cal bear awesome (DJ)
by Josie Becker on Jan 9, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
I never knew Aaron would be this great in the pros
I never remembered him dominating the pac 10
by SeanMillerSavior on Jan 9, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
amen to that
Its a shame they have Halladay, Lee, Oswalt, and Hamels. I would constantly be jizzing in my pants if the Dodgers had that rotation
by SeanMillerSavior on Jan 9, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone watching the Lakers/Knicks classic game?
There was a one on one tournament between all-star NBA players for money. I would love to see this. Bob Lanier vs. Jo Jo White
by SeanMillerSavior on Jan 9, 2011 10:48 PM PST reply actions
Yes
They used to have these games at halftime during the weekly NBA games, today, due to risk of injury, You would not play in them but I recall these games. Oh, and I believe Lanier won.
by bhsportsguy on Jan 10, 2011 5:29 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
…oh god. I just realized I promised my roommate I’d drive her to school tomorrow morning. I neglected to remember it was supposed to be the snowpacaplyse. I don’t think I trust myself to drive in the snow, let alone HER car.
Show love with no remorse.
and for someone who likes the new testament as much as I do, you’d think I’d be able to spell “apocalypse”. Apparently not.
Show love with no remorse.
does the snowpocalypse come with the 4 snowmen?
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
do they ride in on icy zambonis?
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
awesome. I expect pictures. once I find my phone. which may or may not actually happen.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
do you think Bodhi would be down for an iditarod-style school run?
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
Bodhi would wish you into iceland for suggesting that
though he’s currently asleep after a hard fought battle with the blanket monster.
I’ll take pictures tomorrow morning as it’s not supposed to stop until 6 PM tomorrow. Ahahaha. There is no way I’m driving Jill. Crap.
Show love with no remorse.
Piggyback it is then.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
nope, maybe going and getting a replacement tomorrow. stay tuned for more.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
solution
use the other 3903594054 phones we got when we were engaged. Oh wait, were those void when I killed you…?
Show love with no remorse.
forgive you, lets renew our vows.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 9, 2011 11:57 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t tolerate ‘ghosting’. If you so much as hum three notes from that righteous brothers song as God is my witness I will come at you. . .with everything I’ve got.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 12:06 AM PST up reply actions
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Have you see the Return of the Quack video?
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by Maddz on Jan 10, 2011 7:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Thanks
"Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events. "
Care to write the
2009/2010 abridged versions. It can be the Michael Steele version of Tale of Two Cities.
"Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events. "
Yep. Nice to remember that as down as I am on this team, we won’t be turning to Terry Adams for quality starts.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions
I think the only way Scott Erickson's name gets mentioned
is if Eric can sneak a photo of Lisa Gurerero in the story.
I’m still mad I wasn’t able to get a good shot of LG in her sun dress on my phone. I was traveling up the escalator, and by the time I got my phone out I had no good shot.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
If your directions were reversed
you would have had an epic shot.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
and a stare from Scott Erickson! :)
Also, WELCOME BACK DAVE!!!!
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Lisa Guerrero > Leanne Tweeden?
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
Haven’t seen Tweeden in person, but I will say yes.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
Just surprised
there was room in the elevator for you and Lisa, she has a few parts that need some room to roam.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
She was on the field level
I was on my way up the escalator. I was moving upward while she was stationary, but my view was getting worse as I ascended.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
We would have just taken the freight elevator :)
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions
Hi
Glad you made it back to Nashville ok. Surviving the snow?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Bohdi is post-Rochester in the Maddz life timeline, ¿verdad?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Things I didn't know before today
Blake Hawksworth’s 2010 season ended in game 154, as he was hit in the face by a line drive off the bat of Sam Fuld at Wrigley Field on September 25.
Hawksworth stayed overnight in the hospital, and suffered some lacerations to his face, but was otherwise OK. He did walk off the field on his own power.
He was okay because Sam Fuld was the batter. How hard could it have possibly been hit?
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
This pair of articles was good then
and is still good now.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Hopefully nothing was changed by the time travelers but it appears I should not have used the word “void” in my description of the tampering by MLB related to Evans / Vlady.
Given the original article had zero comments I thought I was scott free.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
I probably commented
only for it to be deleted later. ;-)
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
ha ha
I keep forgetting you were my only fan for two years. What have I done…………
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
Saw "True Grit" yesterday
Disappointed there was no David Eckstein cameo. It’s a well-executed Western and definitely worth seeing, although I found it not particularly Coen Brothers-ish. Maybe that’s a good thing. It did have some aspects that accentuated their love of dialog. Jeff Bridges was pretty damn good, as was Hailee Steinfeld. I did find it a little jarring the one time I caught Rooster Cogburn using a contraction.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Those were good too
Matt Damon’s work wasn’t bad either. I was surprised how little screen time Josh Brolin had given that he got billing above the title (third and last).
The sequence between Mattie and the businessman regarding the horses was really good. That guy (Dakin Matthews) is a character actor I’ve seen in a lot of things – love the way he played it.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
I know Dakin Matthews mostly from Gilmore Girls. He was the headmaster at Chilton Private School
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions
He gets the authority figure roles a lot
Judge on Boston Legal, I think. Had a run as a judge with some great, funny lines on my wife’s soap.
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was Boston Legal good? Cause that say writer/producer also did Ally McBeal, the Practice and is not doing Harry’s Law. That guy reeeeeally likes lawyers
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
Had early moments
could be fun to watch Spader and Shatner digest scenery, got bloated like one of the leads, often too strident.
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by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
I thought the humor was definitely Coen Brothers-y. “I do not know this man” lines like that just after super gruesome stuff is classic Coen
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
There were touchs
But not overly so. And cutting that guy down was one of them.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Thanks for the rivetting review
I will probably see said move when it comes out on Video (Netflix on Demand). Speaking of movies and tv shows, my favorite Dodger topic. The main road to my office is shut down all day today because they are doing a 12 hour filming for the TV show “The Event”. Neven seen it, not idea what it is about. Sorry I can’t do an on the scene review. Maybe next time Biggest movie shot here was probably “A Few Good Men” – back in the dayz.
vr, Xei
maybe you should wander over to the set
they are always looking for curmudgeion’s and you’d be a natural.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
The Events NBC’s crummy answer to Lost, and it’s crummy
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
the new Lost
i always LOL when I see things like that, because I think they do more disservice to a show/movie when they are compared to another blockbuster. I remember the movie Equilibrium being compared a lot to the Matrix and I thought, “I’ve seen the Matrix, what do I need to see this movie for.” When I eventually saw it, I thought it was great, but not really like the Matrix. I just think comparisons sometimes are counter-productive.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
I feel the same way when people like Logan White compare Zach Lee to Kershaw.
See, now we’re back to baseball.
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
exactly
i also don’t like the comparisons of Kershaw to Koufax. I just think it puts more pressure on the kid than needs be.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
exactly
I see nothing wrong with just saying “Clayton Kershaw is very, very good”
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
indeed
i hate hearing “This guy is the next This guy!!” just let him be himself.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Because “Clayton Kershaw could be the next Sam McDowell” is gonna end in “who the hell is Sam McDowell?” You’ve got to make over the top comparisons because that’s the only thing people can identify with.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
I love Sam McDowell, we used to go out
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
You had a different reason to call him “Sudden Sam”?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Oh man, I picked the wrong guy to fake date
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Ha Ha
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
i guess
I mean, if someone says, “Clayton Kershaw has the chance to be great.” the next question is, “How great?” Then comes the comparision. Just easier to say “Clayton Kershaw could be the next Koufax.” and people get it instantly. But I still don’t like it.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
“the something of something isn’t really anything” I only make those comparisons when I’m speaking negatively of a show
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
i was gonna say that
but then I thought, “Why ruin Josie’s fun?” :)
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
you kidding? if there’s one thing this blog loves to do is ruin my fun. To be fair, my fun usually involves arguing impossible positions.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
they work in a way which is untransferable and illogical (standing by it)
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
true
i’m sure i’ll do it myself sometime soon :)
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
Like saying Cypress College is the UC Berekley of southern california.
/callback to 2009!
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
sigh
CSU Dominguez Hills is the Cypress College of southern california.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
technically that'd be
CSUDH is the Cypress College of South Central LA
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions
This comment killed me
At first, I was surprised that you were engaging in a movie/TV discussion. Then you threw out this gem, “Speaking of movies and tv shows, my favorite Dodger topic” and all was right in the world.
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
I always read
Dodgers Sims for unadulterated Dodger content, but here at TBLA, I expect to indulge in the off-topic tangents. :-)
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
oh you have your own blog? I did not know that.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions
More than 1
The Dodger blog and the Death to the BCS blog.
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
Death to the BCS, wow Xeifrank, we would not be friends. We can be frienemies though!
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions
how in the world do you support the BCS?
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
computers are smarter then head coaches?
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
unless the big 10 is involved
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
or Uconn.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
because it’s a logical solution to a problem college football had with it’s #1 and #2 teams playing in different bowls. That’s all it’s trying to fix, and all it ever tried to fix.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
assuming that that is actually a problem……….
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
Please don't
This road is well traveled
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
The BCS, like politics, religion, and the Dodgers’ 2011 left field situation, is just something we shouldn’t talk about anymore.
Now with 33% more Kavula
by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
Agreed.
Josie and I have said our peice, xeifrank and seemingly everyone else in the US has said theres. Nothing left to discuss.
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
However, if we trade for Luke Scott and make him our LF, that would be something.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
LOL
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
I’ll allow a news exemption.
If Barack Obama resigns, we can talk about politics.
If Jesus comes back, we can talk about religion.
If Luke Scott is signed, we can talk about left field.
And if Jesus comes back, we can talk about the BCS.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
just Jesus? Sir, I am offended. Offended!
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Well, if you are crucified on a goal post and return to spread the BCS gospel I’m sure that would be ok too.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Hey, it's more than a
#DeathToTheBCS blog. I discuss hot button topics like PED in baseball, the NBA’s 19 & 1 rule, expansion of the NCAA basketball tourney field, as well as a college football playoff system.
do not doubt Xei
he shall find a way
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
he said unadulterated, so y’know, faithful and whatever
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
Soft core Dodger content – all simulated.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
As I am now some sort of pseudo-writer
I should probably write a little article about my adventure (not a travelogue for God’s sake), if for no other reason that to fill a spot of the blog during the dull days of early January.
The trip ended up being New Orleans for six days and then a seven-day cruise from/to NO via Belize, Roatan (but we couldn’t dock there – too much wind per the captain), and Cozumel.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
We don't care where you've been
only that you are back and ready to write. Thanks to the facebook group, we have to come up with two posts per day so that Keith’s 20th century modem line can keep up with us. Make it a 7 part series.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
Heh
My life is not so exciting that I can stretch that into seven parts!
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
LHP Sergio Escalona, who was DFA’d by the Phillies over the weekend, was acquired today by the Astros for an infielder (Albert Cartwright).
He was a possible waiver claim IMO given the Dodgers’ lack of LHP depth on the 40-man, but even had the Dodgers claimed him, it didn’t get far enough down the pecking order for the Dodgers to get him.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
Clayton Kershaw
is very much like Sandy Koufax in that both of their Los Angeles Dodger careers will be over by the age of 30
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
boooooooooooooo
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions
lol
I almost put “-urns” in the comment section.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
not booing you Phil
just that depressing and likely scenario. :(
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
super booo :(
My friend was going through my Dodgers calendar last night and he got very excited after he noticed Kershaw was from Dallas. He was less enthused when he realized that he was older than Kershaw. Standard.
Show love with no remorse.
I was going to buy a Dodger calendar the other day, then I realized that the months included Manny, Russel Martin and Joe Torre.
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
heh
i have Dodger poster in my cubicle. It’s easier to name the players still with the team than the ones that aren’t
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
Those calendars always suck. I figure you’re lucky to have a current team member in 8 of 12 months each year.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
A Lisa Guerrero calendar has many more uses
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
And is timeless.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
yup
my brother got me it for Christmas. I’m proud of him for realizing it would be a good present. Last year he got me a shirtless cowboy calendar. I made sure to hang it in my apartment, upsetting Billz hating ex. When I moved out and he stayed, it stayed too. Bahahahahahahaha.
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do they still make fireman calendars? I needs one of them
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
Hoser’s hoses?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
shirtless cowboy calendar
Chaps in chaps?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
A big reason my quiet niece became a huge Dodger
fan and started reading our blog is that she did studies in Mexico and became good friends with a guy who played on Kershaw’s high school team. All of the sudden she came back very interested in baseball and the first day she stayed at my house, Kershaw was making his major league debut.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
tookerjerbs!!!!!
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
Wasn't there some beef between MLBTR and TBLA?
They’ve linked to TBLA articles twice in the last week or so and it seemed a bit unusual. Always good for business though.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
I didn’t realize we had beef.
This blog does need a good rivalry though.
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
:(
Why you gotta remind me of that?
That’s a good use of everclear, Reg. Erasing any and all memory of dream bonaging Grant.
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Wait – you said it was a sex dream, but not a kinky sex dream.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
you know how in a dream you know when someone is someone, even if you have no idea what they look like? That’s how it was.
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He was wearing the black mask?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
nah I"ve had that. Someone looks like Generic C. Genery, and you just know it’s RDJ somewhere in the back of your mind.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
I know the dream effect where you know who someone is even if you don’t know what they look like. I was circling back to the “bonaging” (sic) part.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
You know
if I heard it aloud, I would probably get it, but in print, I thought it was a typo of “bondaging”.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
oh I see where we parted ways. Bonaging, v. to bone
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
ask not for who the bone bones
it bones for thee
-Bender Bending Roderiguez
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
I can not keep up with the lingo
employed by you young people these days.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
I know I’m naive, but I’m not even sure what particular kinky sex act “bonaging” is supposed to refer to.
And I’m at work, so I can’t look it up!
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
I thought for sure it was banging an old person.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
Do we have to put Anchorman on the watch list?
Brian Fantana: So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.
Ron Burgundy: Oop… I almost forgot. I won’t be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it’s jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I’m not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It’s supposed to be wild.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
Since I'm not a boy
I don’t know the movie backwards and forwards and upside down. I just know most of it from hanging out with boys who quote the entire damn thing ALL THE TIME.
So I haven’t seen in it a long long time.
Show love with no remorse.
Wait a minute. YOU A RE A GIRL? When was this announcement made?
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
Oh, right.
EVERY. SINGLE. MINUTE. OF. EVERY. DAY.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions
I for one am offended by vanilla’s linkage with boring. Vanilla is a flavor, and it’s delicious. Sweet cream is plain ice cream.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
+1
for Vanilla
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
Vanilla isn’t much by itself, but this may sound blasphemous…
Vanilla ice cream (especially vanilla bean) > chocolate ice cream
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Also
Vanilla milk shakes > Chocolate and Strawberry shakes
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
When I was growing up, when my mom bought Neapolitan ice cream, she was just asking for a two-thirds empty box of ice cream and an untouched layer of strawberry.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes!
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
The thing is, it never would have occurred to us that we could have all three flavors of ice cream in one bowl — it was always, well, I’m gonna have just chocolate.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
we didn’t really have desserts growing up. Of course, as soon as I leave the house — BOOM. Sweets everywhere.
Show love with no remorse.
did you grow up somewhere behind the Iron Curtain?
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Maddz Mommz was all about me keeping my weight down. I rebelled not by drinking and partying but by eating.
Show love with no remorse.
We had very little in the way of sweets growing up, because Doctor Kavula — the mad scientist what created your humble Humma — was a dentist.
Still, there was ice cream around occasionally.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
OMG! You’re Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp version)!
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I did identify with that, it’s true.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
LOL
rec’d
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
We very rarely had soda in our house
Sometimes one case would be bought for the hottest days of summer – it was a big treat. Usually it was Canada Dry assortment – Jamaica Cola, Sunripe Orange, etc. Don’t think those are made anymore.
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by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
But Dad liked dessert
so we usually had ice cream.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
Doctor Kavula was all about the salty snacks.
We had a three-year supply that we kept in our bunker in case of nuclear attack. One of my first chores, when I was nine, was to make sure that the oldest salty snacks were the ones in the house (ready to be eaten) and the newest were in the bunker.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
It would be badass if Dr. K was an extreme couponer.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
Couponing was left to Mother Kavula. She made us go through the Sunday paper looking for coupons.
She was not, however, extreme about it. Mother Kavula, it must be said, was and is not extreme about anything.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
I read Sunripe Orange as
Sizzurp Orange.
I was thinking about how awesome the DY household must be.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
Heh
Our cans were like the one on the right.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Wow, classic. I have never had those.
The cans remind me of the old Dole pineapple juice cans.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
These are from a time
when no one thought that the sharp aluminum removable pop-top was a bad idea. Of course without it we would not have the immortal lyric
I blew out my flip-flop, stepped on a pop-top,
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
The pop top
was a harbinger of the type of person you would become. One side would pop the top and when done with the can put the pop top back into the can and throw it away, the other side dropped it on the ground along with their cigarette butts.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
My daring friends
immediately put the top back into the soda can, then drank the soda. I, being more cautious, held on to mine and disposed of it with the can when empty.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
I only
drank Canada Dry Ginger Ale, never tried any other flavor.
My Mom tried to do the right thing and bought us only Fresca/ Tab but that only turned us completely against soda. After 40 years not sure diet soda is anymore advanced, though Coke Zero is making the attempt.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
I have forced myself to like coke zero
by drinking a lot of the cherry variaty
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
There was also this and this
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the latter a grapefruit soda, to compete with Squirt, I guess.
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by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
I actually drink
Canada Dry diet Ginger Ale.
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by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
Did you ever get the vanilla and orange blend
that came in a box (like Thrifty Ice Cream still comes in) and could be sliced into a checkerboard pattern servings? I loved that!
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
I've never seen a vanilla sherbet.
The orange may have been sherbet. When you opened the top of the box it looked like orange and white stripes, but then you opened the side also, and sliced it with a knife to get a slice in an orange and white checkerboard.
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by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
I so want to go to Thrifty Rite Aid today and get a cone full of square shaped scoops of ice cream.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
yes! the Thrifty Rite Aid by my flat in San Francisco still sold their Thrifty Ice Cream in the like 70s era packaging
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
the box, with graphics right out of on of my grandmother’s cook books
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
Thrifty
screw that cup though.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
y’know the Thrifty by my house didn’t become a Rite Aid, it became a Dollar Tree. Crime against humanty
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not
opposed to change, but I hate that Thrifty is now Rite Aid. I have not bought ice cream from there since they did the dirty deed.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
To me, the funny one
was Sav-On becoming Osco, then becoming Sav-On again.
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by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
I like fruit-flavored frozen yogurt
better than fruit-flavored ice cream.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions
Although Ben and Jerry's
Chunky Monkey and Cherry Garcia are pretty awesome.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
Strawberry is the greatest primary ice cream flavor of all time. Mint chip is the overall greatest.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
+1 to Eric
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
here, here! Though in lieu of mint chip I will accept cookie dough
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
While great
cookie dough ice cream runs a close second to cookie dough itself.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
fact
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
I actually might
agree with this depending on the Mint Chocolate Chip.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
My guess
You are a mint chip racist, preferring white to green.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
No
green is better, more chips are better
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Humma and the meercat
at odds!
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by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
Anyone who likes their mint chocolate chip ice cream green should also like their vanilla ice cream brown.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
+1 to mint chip but only when the ice cream is white.
Green mint chip ice cream will only do in a pinch, and really, one should never allow oneself to get into such a pinch.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
Chocolate malted crunch
were the three words I used to describe Bill Cartwright’s goatee back in the day:

by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
no, I’m with you. Chocolate Ice Cream (and chocolate cake) tend to be just be chocolate bars in forms them shouldn’t take.
Whereas Vanilla, or say Mint Chip, still tastes like ice cream
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
+1
I like chocolate candies, but chocolate flavors are things I tend to avoid.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions
My oldest brother
from what I can gather has only eaten vanilla ice cream. Ever. and he eats it just about every night.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
As a Dodger fan and a human being, I find this offensive.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
zing!
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
I did no such thing. She only fake slept with Grant. I maintain my unaffiliation with MCC because when I have sex with someone, I do it in person.
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
At times like this I call it Eric's blog
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
and now that theme song is in my head
thanks….
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
They finally
realized 26 months later that Reg no longer writes for TBLA.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
Sure I may have said some terrible things, but….
Yeah got nothing.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
I know Eric doesn't like it when they try to pontificate
instead of just linking to articles. To be fair, they say stupid shit.
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
Where's the beef?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
strange world
where I love seeing old commercials
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by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions
In True Grit
Matt Damon’s character’s name is “LaBoeuf”, and they pronounce it luh-BEEF.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
Call Shia and let him know he says his name wrong.
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
If he pronounced it the True Grit way
would it be an oxymoron?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
yup. God help you if you don’t have ESPNHD, or cable
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
or an XBOX or PS3 or a Roku box and a strong Wifi signal
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
God help you if you still live in the 20th century
FTFY
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
Heck
last week ESPN Rumors (Insider) cited Jon Weisman and DT as a source to maybe replacing James Loney with Jerry Sands.
Many are filled with shame
everytime they source themselves
ESPN – is beyond good and evil and certainly shame
by Hollywood Joe on Jan 10, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
They may not go blind if they source themself too much
but they may become myopic.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
I expect Bill O’Reiley to use Fox News as a source, but say it ain’t so ESPN, say it ain’t so.
(Note, MSNBC and CNN do the same thing, all apologies for saying something that could be interpreted illegally. offer void where prohibited)
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
I have sourced Eric Stephen
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions
ESPN Rumors is a garbage site ran by blind monkeys
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
That is what
studying Theology in Nashville gets you these days.
I always thought Vanderbilt was in Kentucky.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
The one time TBLA would have been a key source
was Eric’s sighting of WIll Ohman in Glendale back in 2009 ST.
by bhsportsguy on Jan 10, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
I also tweeted about the Dotel trade to the Rockies first (before Troy Renck!), but that’s not really anything since I was just standing in the dugout with everyone else as Torre gave us the news.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions
you'll sight him again
this year, in a WS uni
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
There is no Dodger event in LA uncovered by Roberto Baly. Vin Scully Is My Homeboy went to Children’s Hospital (the actual place, not the set of the TV show) and took a lot of pics, and some video.
Luckily, Kyle Russell didn’t whiff when handed a baby to hold. :)
Nice to see
Childrens Hospital was upgraded.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
If Kyle Russell were Eric Stephen
he would have displayed his light-tower power with the infant.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
Will he be at the King's game this week
I believe the prospects will be there.
by bhsportsguy on Jan 10, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
Josie
I signed 6 players last night for about 14M. rebuilt my entire team. how much budget does derby give you for transfer?
first year in the PL I think they have me like $4M some real paltry sum. I’ve had to go the loan route, picking up just one player per transfer window, and I still don’t have anyone above 75 ovr. Still, I switched to the 4-3-3, and I’m about mid-table.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
if you are talking about what I think you are talking about, that game is fantastic.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
I do indeed FIFA
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
the game is really helping me learn the game of soccer better. Derby’s default had a left winger as a Left Mid. He did subpar there, and subpar at left striker. But got him up to the wing and it was all good, but suddenly I needed three center mids. I guess I didn’t realize how nuanced some of the roles are.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
You should check out football manager 2011. There is a free demo on steam right now. It is incredibly detailed and I am learning alot.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
It’s a way to relax and sit naked with or without a towel among other dudes, but that’s not important right now.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we are all counting on you.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
RIP
Leslie Nielsen
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
what?!??! dude.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/34390/
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I spent 2 hours just working in the transfer window last night. I have an offer out to a 32 yo Damarcus Beasley to be my starting LM. Last spot left. He is only a 72 but still has 87 Sprint. I really want him.
My biggest get has been Federico Macheda. I guess despite winning the coveted MLS All-Star game MVP trophy, Macheda is still loanable in 2011
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions
ever since the show Black Donnellys, I always pronounce that eye-talian in my head, it sounds way more aggressive
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
HJ is not loving the direction this conversation is going
by Hollywood Joe on Jan 10, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
I've just about had it up to here with you fucking eye-tis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMWOck-MgMM
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
"Unique Eats"
Yesterday they featured donuts on this show and, I kid you not, unveiled something called “cock and balls.” It looked exactly as you’d expect.
I was in shock that they let that through the censors.
Even most cable stations have a wonderful little thing they call “standards and practices.” What station was it?
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by Humma Kavula on Jan 10, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
So we bought some fine furnishings from Pasadena flea market yesterday
We ended up buying more than would fit in the car and I didn’t have any rope in the car. Whoops
I sent Mrs HJ to the local hardware store to buy some rope while I waited on the curb of the Rose Bowl with the goods. At the hardware store the clerk recommended this fine black and orange rope to the Mrs to use to tie down our stuff. She told the clerk “He’ll kill me if I bring back Giant’s rope – don’t you have anything in blue and white?”
She is a peach
by Hollywood Joe on Jan 10, 2011 10:18 AM PST reply actions 7 recs
Outstanding. Time to renew those vows :)
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
I approve of Mrs. HJ wholeheartedly
based on that anecdote alone.
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by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
had to rec
for Ms. Joe
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
fantastic
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
awesome story
but I have that black/orange rope and just like the Giants it unravels under pressure.
I hate we can’t make fun of the Giants being 2nd best anymore. Hate it hate hate it. and I don’t even hate the Giants I just enjoyed the hell out of the fact they had never won a World Series since we moved together.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
first the Angels, now the Giants. This is why we can’t have nice monopolies
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Giants rope can come in handy
for that special Giants fan you want to tie up in the trunk of your car. :)
You use blue rope for that
because then all you hear is: “IT BUUUURNS US”
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
She was a keeper before
and remains so know.
by bhsportsguy on Jan 10, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
I'm impressed
simply with the fact she knew the enemies colors.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
all woman are double agents
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Since Hawksworth took a LD off the face
does that mean he won’t necessarily be starting in the bullpen at the beginning of the season?
Show love with no remorse.
No
just means he’s uglier then his sister
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
he's gotta be
fine by now.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
For those interested in Farm System Rankings
Cool fanpost up on Sickel’s site
We are ranked #14, which is right around where I expect us to be in the rankings by all of the “experts” when they come out.
They have something like 11 of the top 10 prospects in MLB.
Roughly.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
ha ha
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
Yea its ridiculous
The team that surprises me on there is the Indians. I’m not a big fan of many of their guys, even though they supposedly have a “top 10” system.
I was wondering what others here think of that monetary system. If it works, it might be a neat way to evaluate trades, like the Garza one for example. (BTW, one of my guilty blog pleasures, www.anothercubsblog.com, hates that deal for the Cubbies, partly on the premise that the team isn’t that close to being a serious contender.)
Noooooooo not Jae Kyuk Ryu.
The big piece of that trade was the guy they got for Mark DeRosa, there’s not much talent worth caring about in the trade.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
I think he’s overrating a lot of their guys. Hell his descriptions for the top two prospects include the words “solid” and “innings eater”.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Its ok
you can call them Joe Joes. Also, they are 100 percent better then regular flavored ones.
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
I had a non-double stuffed oreo-esque cookie the other day
Not satisfying.
Show love with no remorse.
In my world
100% better, rules
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
If we rate threads by how many posts are stuck to the extreme right
this Ice cream thread has to be granted elite status.
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I still see full indents
Can ghosts only go narrow, not wide?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
I’m taking lessons from some guy on the subway to learn how to go wide. I’m not there yet.
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by Ghost_of_K3vo on Jan 10, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
The Padres signed Jason Bartlett to a two-year deal through 2012. It buys out one free agency.
No idea of the money.
Probably dollars
though his agent tried for the Euro
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
lol
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
If the option can only bring the total value to $15 million over 3 years, that suggests a high option buyout or a low 2011 salary.
Haven’t seen the breakdown, but Bartlett made $4 million in 2010. Maybe…
2011: $4.5m
2012: $5.5m
2013: $6m ($1m buyout)
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
screwed up the math
would have to be something like:
$4m
$5m
$6m ($2m buyout)
to be both 2/$11 and 3/$15m
Sounds like the Padres got a discount.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
I still wonder
if they are going to pay Ludwick or trade him. how much did he make last year?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
He made $5.45 million.
I think they will keep him.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
is this his last arb year?
and I agree
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
what are the chances
he becomes a Type A at the end of the season? (can you even predict that accurately?)
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Tough act in Petco
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
is it tougher on LHH or RHH
I know it’s pretty merciless to both, but I hear LHH has a harder time there.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Why do I picture Jed Hoyer running around his office telling people to “count the WARs!”
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
is he saying it like,
“kiss the rings!” ?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
You never should have done that cable access show.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Haley seems like a bit of a douche nozzle
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
Yeeesh, that is not the position I would want my team in. A coach that is too insecure to let someone good take the job? Give him the GFY, IMO.
Show love with no remorse.
Well, Weis was on his way out anyway. He is believed to be taking over as OC at U of Florida
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
Just a tad...
I will probably never forget his refusal to shake Josh McDaniels’ hand after that game this year, instead waggling his finger at him. And there have been other moments on the sideline, fighting with his own players, etc, that make it pretty clear he’s a DN.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
I sympathize (a bit)
if I had to do all my managing on TV, everyone would think I was a jerk too
by Hollywood Joe on Jan 10, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
y’know, there’s this King of the Hill episode I watched recently, where Hank has to go to Anger management, and his instructor teaches him to make his insults silly in his head. Like before calling someone an asshat, actually picturing someone with an ass for a hat.
I just realized, in this moment, how funny that can be.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
We all know how well that worked for Chuck Mangione.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
That was a great one
though I’d hate to do that exercise with some insults, like “douche nozzle” f’rinstance.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
but if you knew you were in the fishbowl, you could take steps to not look like shizzleberry pie
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
Can't all be Tom Landry
you’ll find him in Wiki:)
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
I know about the greatest coach the Cowboys ever had, geez.
You act like I never watched King of the Hill.
And more coaches should wear suits and fedoras, damn it
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
I know about the greatest coach the Cowboys ever had, geez
Barry Switzer? :)
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Keith is going to come in here and possibly be sort of peeved
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
Chan Gailey?
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
Didn't watch much of
King of the Hill but must admit everytime I did it delivered. I think the last episode I watched is when they broke into the Super Bowl. I think it was the Super Bowl, it might have been the Sugar Bowl.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
No it was King of the Hill
because Bobby was involved somehow.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Wasn’t the first Family Guy episode Peter breaking into the Super Bowl?
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Never ever watched Family Guy
I hope my memory did not fail on this.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
That was Boy Meets World. Feeny challenges Sean to get impossible Super Bowl Tickets, Corey to help him do it, and Topanga to stay out of it. All I learned from that lesson is that eskimos are more adept at sitting in the cold than white guys.
I am warm and you are cold!
You are my favorite reason to lose sleep.
I remember that
he loses every attempt to get tickets, but somehow at the end ends up at the game and they never tell us how he did it.
"this team has no chance whatsoever of winning a World Championship said the writer of a Giant blog in Jan of 2010"
I’m glad Boy Meets World has had a strong effect on more than one person’s life.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
he was in a blimp
showering money on a Football game. John Madden was upset, because he was ruining a perfectly good game of FOOTBALL!!!!!!
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 10, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
Just wanted to say "Phil
thanks for the history lesson. It’s amazing to me how much recent Dodger history I forget/confuse the timeline. At my advanced age, I need these reminders
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
Me to
I forgot most of what I wrote. Already looking forward to find out what happened during the 2nd admin.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
RIP Peter Yates
[tip to Underdog for the retweet]
Director of Bullitt, The Hot Rock, Breaking Away, and this movie:

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Breaking Away a personal fave.
While I loved Bullitt I hate that directors now feel the need to throw car chase scenes into every single action movie and I blame this on Yates.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
maybe the drum solo
since they start off fun but then go on way to long
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
because there are only so many things you can do with a drum solo
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve never seen “Breaking Away”. One of underdog’s all-time faves also.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
Neither have I
nor have I seen Bullitt. I have seen far too few Steve McQueen movies.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
he was great
trying to think of a McQueen movie I did not like. Drawing blanks at the moment.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
The Hunter?
I saw that when I was younger, was pretty bad…
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Shocked at this info
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
You can’t see ’em all.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
You can see all the good ones:)
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
The funniest thing about the Bullitt car chase
is they pass the same green Volkswagen 3 times.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
I forget which movie car chase
takes place on the Venice canals (in LA). They go over like ten canals in a row!
The Hot Rock is one of my all time favorites and you never see it on TV
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
Afghanistan Banana stand.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
No Chicken No!
that’s good… that’s bad. that’s good .. that’s bad.
The kid’s peeing on me.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
It's been
a very long time since I’ve seen it.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
I'd just watched Bullitt the other night too
which still holds up and is a lot more than just that one car chase.
Breaking Away is an all time fave, tho of course credit also goes to Steve Tesich’s script. But he was a very underrated director. May he RIP.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Peter Yates:Underdog::Hal Ashby:Greg Brock ?
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
HQ Update on their top 100
Interesting response.
This was my question to the two scouts:
Some Dodger questions:
Looks like Trayvon made number 45 based on the comments. I’m going to assume that Dee Gordon is in both of your top 50. Jeremy did Zach Lee make your top 50 since he is not in your 51 – 100? Rob did Kenley Jansen make your top 50 since he is not in your 51 – 100? Was very pleased to see Jonathan Garcia make your top 100. I like him but it was quite a surprise, especially given that Kevin Goldstein and I had a bit of a conversation over the fact the Kevin did not even rank Garcia in this top 20 Dodger prospects.
These were the two responses:
From Jeremy:
Trayvon Robinson is in my top 50, but Zach Lee is not. Lee was not in the running either. He’s a guy I want to see first before I put him into such a list. I like Robinson more than most other people. I can see him hitting 25+ HR in the big leagues while stealing bases and playing excellent defense.
Dee Gordon is not in my top 50 and wasn’t very close to the top 100. In fact, there were five other shortstops ahead of him that also didn’t crack the top 100. Rob wrote the NL org reports, but if I did the Dodgers report, Gordon would rank towards the bottom half of the top 10.
Jonathan Garcia – another personal favorite. Very high upside, but he could just as easily fall off the map completely.
From Rob:
I have Dee Gordon at #50, don’t think Jeremy included him in his top 100. Did not include Kenley Jansen in my top 100 list – primarily because he’s a reliever. I love his stuff, but until he closes or has a clearer path to closing, he doesn’t have as much value – but I do think he is a great prospect. Also like Jonathan Garcia a lot. He is still a bit raw but has tons of potential. He showed good power for his age. He’s a little small, but is an exciting player.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
These guys'
takes on Garcia make much more sense than Goldstein’s. He is 18 years old!
I definitely can see where Jeremy is coming from on both Gordon and Lee.
by Michael White on Jan 10, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
I also liked Jeremy's comment
on the top 100 list:
I’ve always had mixed feelings on Top XXX lists. On the one hand, it is fun to debate the results of said lists. On the other hand, there isn’t much difference between #50 and #150. I find it amusing some of the sites that attempt to rank the Top 250 or Top 500 prospects. Is there really that much difference between #314 and #487?
Further, I think too much is made of the prospects’ ranking. Just because a player is ranked #84 doesn’t mean I don’t like him. Quite the contrary. It was extremely difficult to rank only 100 prospects. As an exercise, try to rank the top 100 existing Major Leaguers.
I would venture that if I were to formulate a Top 100 next week, it may look different than the one posted yesterday. Rankings can be quite fluid. I can say that about 130 prospects had legitimate shots at my list. There were a few players left out that I really like. Unfortunately a Top 100 list can only include 100 players. Think of it another way: an average of 3 players per organization can make the top 100. That’s not very many. Very good prospects won’t be included.
As a whole, it is a difficult exercise. I enjoy constructive debates and I admit that I could be swayed on a few players. I do my best to remain consistent, but generally speaking, personal biases do come into play.
I hope you enjoy the lists. Keep the questions/comments a’coming.
Due to the length of this post, I will respond to individual players in the next box.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
has the release been sent out? I’ve been holding out on saying something because the only source so far is Ives of Soccer by Ives and Foxsoccer.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
Right, I'm on it
FC Ingolstadt 04 is a German football club based in Ingolstadt, Bavaria. The club was founded in 2004 out of the merger of the football sides of two other clubs: ESV Ingolstadt and MTV Ingolstadt.
Nickname(s): Die Schanzer
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
Mmmmmm, chocolate (just not ice cream)
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
And when things are going bad
Der Schnauzer.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
no translating software seems to know what Schanzer is
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
apparently it’s a German trenchman or rampartman. Y’know, the folk my grandpa tried to kill
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
nope, I got it. My Thunderbird was just a bit slow
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
You need this Thunderbird

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. "
by meercatjohn on Jan 10, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Man, even better than Three’s Company.
by Eric Stephen on Jan 10, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Or this one

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jan 10, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
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I’m gonna make it a stream, incase any more transfer period news comes out, and because I wanna say goodbye to Buddle with a classy picture, full of class.
by Josie Becker on Jan 10, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
Cool article
I followed the team closely throughout those years but I still forget things. Like Todd Hundley had a second stint with the Dodgers.
Understandable since he had 41 PA.
Also if you ever want a reason against “why don’t we just let [B prospect] have the starting job”, see that trade.
@andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Jan 10, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Greetings....
any word on a LF’er for the Dodgers? A late Happy New Year to all.
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