Revenge Rant (KILL PHILL!)

by Dodger Dude on Oct 17, 2009 3:33 PM PDT

I think we all know that the Phillies must die.

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They are on the list. And you know, once on the list, there's nothing more that can be done.

Dodger's Revenge List

Break Lincecolm, Kill SF Season hope of winning Division, Kill SF Season hope of winning Wild Card, leave for Cubbies to ignominiously finish them most embarrassing death possible.
Single Handedly Kill Rockies Division Hopes (thanks for the help MLB . . .NOT!)
Avenge Lima and Greene by hitting the crap out of Cardinal "Cy Young candidate", shutdown Pujols so he hits like Juan Pierre, entice Matt Holliday to attempt to catch a ball with his balls, gut punch Cardinals Best Pitcher, and Make Mark Loretta a hero in Killing the Cardinals.

Kill Phillies
Kill Yankees

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this is confusing

on several levels

by whorge on Oct 16, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

what is so confusing

its a to do list…

and everything has been checked except for kill the phils then the WS oopponent and our checklist will be complete

by matthewmafa on Oct 16, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions

OK, Updated

Trying to help Focus on revenge.

Revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge Revenge

by Dodger Dude on Oct 17, 2009 3:35 PM PDT reply actions

thats why los angeles fans are super tight. we dont need the equivalent of a “beat la” song. we get things done on the field and in the stands with the highest number of stadium attendance in the league. everyone respects the dodgers except giants fans. people root for them in other cities when their team isnt playing them. there are just way too cool

by early818 on Oct 17, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

Kill Phill……lol. Nice.

'Sugar ain't poison, but sugar will kill you. Too much of a good thing. Maybe not so sweet.'
(self-appointed President of Yunel's Cartel~~~)

by Chief Noc-A-Homa on Oct 18, 2009 8:44 AM PDT reply actions

haha funny ass photo at the top

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 18, 2009 12:53 PM PDT reply actions

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 18, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions

Well we got a lot done this year

Take a break and we can finish later :).

by Dodger Dude on Oct 21, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions

well it didnt quite happen the way we hoped it did

but better luck next year

Because when I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven and the age of Romanticism....

by shaqfor3 on Oct 22, 2009 3:30 PM PDT reply actions

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2012 Dodgers Payroll

Italics denote estimates
Pos	No	Player	2012 Salary
C	17	Ellis	$500,000	team control
1B	7	Loney	$6,375,000
2B	14	Ellis	$2,500,000
3B	5	Uribe	$8,000,000
SS	9	Gordon	$485,000	team control
LF	21	Rivera	$4,000,000
CF	27	Kemp	$10,000,000
RF	16	Ethier	$10,950,000

IF/OF	6	Hairston	$2,250,000
OF	10	Gwynn	$850,000
2B/3B	3	Kennedy	$800,000
C	18	Treanor	$850,000
IF	12	Sellers	$485,000	team control

SP	22	Kershaw	$6,000,000
SP	58	Billingsley	$9,000,000
SP	29	Lilly	$12,000,000
SP	37	Capuano	$3,000,000
SP	44	Harang	$3,000,000

CL	54	Guerra	$485,000	team control
RHP	74	Jansen	$500,000	team control
RHP	55	Guerrier	$4,750,000
RHP		Coffey	$1,000,000
RHP	66	MacDougal	$650,000
LHP	57	Elbert	$485,000	team control
RHP	36	Hawksworth	$500,000	team control

TJ	41	De La Rosa	$485,000	team control

		Manny	$8,087,432	deferred
		Andruw	$3,375,000	deferred
		Pierre	$3,050,000	deferred
		Furcal	$3,000,000	deferred
		Kuroda	$2,000,000	deferred
		Garland	$1,500,000	option buyout
		Blake	$1,250,000	option buyout

Totals			$112,162,432
For more detailed information, click here.
Players on 40-man roster used as roster fillers until moves are made. Current 40-man roster count: 40 (not including Belisario)

2012 Non-Roster Invitees

No	Player	Age*
63	Jose Ascanio rhp	27
61	Alberto Castillo lhp	36
60	Matt Chico lhp	29
35	John Grabow lhp	33
59	Angel Guzman rhp	30
47	Wil Ledezma lhp	31
72	Shane Lindsay rhp	27
62	Fernando Nieve rhp	29
73	Scott Rice lhp	30
70	Will Savage rhp	27
71	Ryan Tucker rhp	25

30	Josh Bard c	34
82	Griff Erickson c	24
81	Matt Wallachc	26
67	Jeff Baisley 3b/1b	29
62	Luis Cruz ss/2b	28
33	Josh Fields 3b	29
64	Lance Zawadzki if	27
56	Cory Sullivan of	32

*Age on June 30, 2012
NRI count: 19 For more info, click here.

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