James Loney made his way into the big time this week, appearing as one of the four athletes featured Sports Illustrated's "Pop Culture Grid." He's a good choice, and he had a chance to show his dry sense of humor to a national audience.

Among Loney's answers:

First thing I do when I wake up in the morning...
Eat breakfast

Food that's been in my fridge the longest...
Yogurt -- not sure how old it is

Teammates would be shocked to know I...
Play the keyboard

I'd love to wrestle with...
My younger brother, Anthony

__________ really needs to lose the attitude
Bill O'Reilly

__________ is like a Gossip Girl
Perez Hilton