I tear this Daily News moron a new one

http://www.truebluela.com/2009/7/29/967184/clayton-kershaw-is-not-for-sale-at

If this idiot has a job working for the Daily News, why am I not?

Clayton Kershaw, thanks for all the weeks you’ve put in as a member of the Dodgers. We admire your tiresome efforts to get past the sixth inning start after start after start. We appreciate the fact you’ve not used any of the shaving cream we’ve provided in the team shower facility.

But now you have a higher calling. You’ve become our sacrificial left-hander in our quest to make the city of LosAngeles temporarily misremember that the Lakers’ 2009-10 season will start in just three months.

The Toronto Blue Jays have made it known they would like to have you on their roster. We will oblige them – in turn, by taking Harry Leroy “Doc” Halladay off their payroll.

We consider this a win-win situation. We’ll win more games. You’ll win more opportunities to endorse snow tires in eastern Canada.

Grab your warmest windbreaker and we’ll see you come free agency 2014. Unless you flame out and are panhandling somewhere in the Texas Panhandle by the time you reach your 27th birthday.

Now was that so hard?

It’ll spring a leak in the Dodgers’ playoff plans if the deal isn’t done. A leak all the way to spring training, 2010.

What’s the worst thing that could happen if Kershaw shipped off, turns into a four-time Cy Young Award winner and Halladay breaks his leg in three places trying to lay down a sacrifice in his first NL at-bat?

In four years, when Kershaw is up for free agency, strike another deal with Toronto. We’ll take Kershaw back, you can have another one of our talented, unproven prospects. Like, say, James McDonald.