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Who's the "hottest" Dodger?

Following last night's irritating game,  and, as we await the start of the all-important Dodgers-Giants series, I thought some light entertainment was in order. There will be neither OBPs nor OPSs in this post, so if that's what you like, read no further. But if you're curious to find out who gets the vote as the hottest Dodger, then continue on after the jump.

Star-divide

I am female, and a widow. I don't know if it matters but I thought you ought to know where I'm coming from. 

IMHO, watching Dodger games isn't only about baseball. It's about the men behind the uniforms.

It's about who's got the best smile

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 and who's got the best hair

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It's about the team's sexiest runner Matt-kemp1_medium

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and the team's goofiest face

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It's about who's got the coolest facial hair

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via assets.latimes.com (aren't you surprised it's not The Beard?)

and who's got the dreamiest eyes

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 It's about the team's manliest arms

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and the team's tightest buttocks

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The best legs on the team belong to

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who, in my dated imagery, reminds me of Gary Cooper of Pride of the Yankee's fame.

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 But  these male wonders pale in comparison with the man, who IMHO is the sexiest Dodger of the decade.

Russell

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The way Russell walks, the way he spits on his hands outside the batter's box, the way he lifts his bat, wow, I could heat my home with the energy he generates!

Poll
Who is the hottest Dodger?
Casey Blake
5 votes
Andre Ethier
37 votes
Orlando Hudson
2 votes
Matt Kemp
23 votes
Russell Martin
8 votes

75 votes | Poll has closed

Comment 48 comments  |  2 recs  | 

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I know some of you are going to be surprised that I am not going with Nancy Bea...

but here is my vote for the hottest Dodger…

2009-10 LA Kings Hockey: Where Smyt Happens!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

that Yankee emblem takes the sheen off of her.

by meercatjohn on Sep 10, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just use a little Positive Visualization, guys. It will happen soon :-)

2009-10 LA Kings Hockey: Where Smyt Happens!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

She won't win

if this woman has anything to say about it.

She always seems to be trying to win such a contest.

by David Young on Sep 10, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at those arms.. Err… I mean guns.

by PHAT JULIO on Sep 10, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a dude, I'd say it's between Matty and Andre

My vote goes to Matt though. He’d look like a boss in a nice suit.

by Talka1ot on Sep 10, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Well timed post

Dodgers haven’t had a real matinee idol since Steve Sax have they? I’d have to vote for Andre, many hearts will be broken when he leaves the Dodgers in a few years.

Was Nomar considered sexy?

by meercatjohn on Sep 10, 2009 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers haven’t had a real matinee idol since Steve Sax

On a related note, did you all know that Steve Sax admired Orel Hershiser so much that he named his first born son after him?

2009-10 LA Kings Hockey: Where Smyt Happens!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that a joke?

because Orel Sax just sounds like a joke and if it is a joke it is a great joke.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Sep 10, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a joke. I’m glad you liked it…

2009-10 LA Kings Hockey: Where Smyt Happens!!

by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 11, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers haven’t had a real matinee idol since Steve Sax

Wasn’t Mike Piazza considered so pretty people suspected him of being gay? ;)

by David Young on Sep 10, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife always gets mad at me when I bag on Loney, so I’m going to assume that she’s not attracted to his baseball skills. So I would vote for James Loney.

by Michael White on Sep 10, 2009 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It was only a matter of time...

My female friends absolutely swoooooooooon over Ethier. There’s no reason the Hollywood Swingers shouldn’t take advantage of playing in the Entertainment Capital of the World.

That being said. I have man-crush on Kemp and Kershaw.

/no homo

by ishXdavid on Sep 10, 2009 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

From another gal's perspective...

I’ll take it one step further and declare, IMHO, that we have the “hottest” team in all of baseball. Personally, Matt Kemp’s “swagga” does it for me :)

by DJDodger on Sep 10, 2009 1:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Female family members I have surveyed absolutely adore Ethier, so I’m going with him.

Just a shade over Ronald Belisario.

by Eric Stephen on Sep 10, 2009 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

you can tell just by listening to the cheers at Dodger Stadium when they're introduced

So is Belisario: Dodgers = Olden Polynice:Clippers?

btw, my girlfriend wasn’t all that into baseball when we first started dating. However, I started taking her to Dodger games in 2006, around the same time Ethier came up. She now complains to me if we can’t make a game. I don’t think it’s a coincidence.

by JJ 24 on Sep 10, 2009 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

My girlfriend loves Casey and his great beard and my sister loves herself some Andre Ethier. My own personal choice would probably be Casey Blake as well. I feel like the two of us could talk about lawnmowers, cigarettes, good cheap beer (I’m a Coors original fan), and chicks man.

by Ian Capilouto on Sep 10, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My Wife is a Yankees Fan

and still declares Ethier the “hottest man in baseball”

by bearface on Sep 10, 2009 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My wife is definitely on Ethier's

bandwagon. In her understated way she says that he is certainly not hard to look at. And she was not complaining about the view the one time we sat in the RF pavilion.

by David Young on Sep 10, 2009 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha! If there was ever a time to disclose Padma/Zooey luck, that was it :)

by Eric Stephen on Sep 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Remember...

…that many years ago Saturday Night Live had a taped segment called “If You Were Gay Who Would You Sleep With?” that involved asking people on the street what same-sex celebrities they think are sexy. Playing something resembling that game, I am amazed that Ethier is considered attractive by a lot of women. He looks beady-eyed and just plain greasy. The Dodger I would think women would swoon over (but they don’t) is Chad Billingsley. He has a strong physique, and without being fat, he has a pinchable caboose on him; also, he has good hair that is always nicely cut (unlike the stingy mess that sits atop Ethier’s head), and to top it off, Chad has a sensitive face with big, soulful eyes, like a puppy. Women like puppies. In contrast to Chad’s sensitive face, Ethier has the face of a wife-beater.

Looking past Dodgers at other teams, I have always thought Barry Zito was very handsome, and back when he was playing with the A’s, I thought Mark Mulder had male model-quality good looks.

by CanuckDodger on Sep 10, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

quote of the day
he has a pinchable caboose on him

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Sep 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Women like puppies.

But they don’t consider them “hot”. I’m guessing that Bills is attractive to the 55+ ladies who would want to dote on him like a son and serve him a slice of pie after a loss.

by David Young on Sep 10, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

easily ramon troncoso

i mean, c’mon…that beard?

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Sep 10, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Andre Ethier

All the women I know love him.

My favorite is Matt Kemp. Not gay. Yet. :o

by Chad Moriyama on Sep 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

My wife’s top two are Ethier & Kemp, and after much prodding Kemp is the winner.

You wanna know how great baseball is? The greatest basketball player ever left his sport to play baseball.

by Jesse S. on Sep 10, 2009 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

my girlfriend goes with Kemp

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Sep 11, 2009 8:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like next season's promotional campaign should be built around Ethier and Kemp

Who wrote the comment about wanting to get a gender-change operation and have Matt Kemp’s babies?

by David Young on Sep 11, 2009 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

That was insomniacslounge, back in July:

I want to have ovaries and a uterus implanted just so I can have Matt Kemp’s baby. Is that strange?

by Eric Stephen on Sep 11, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still hilarious

And I know where his vote is going or went.

by David Young on Sep 11, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The South African may need that surgery

What a weird case. From what I’ve heard that is a dangerous physical condition, can anyone clarify?

by meercatjohn on Sep 11, 2009 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

B & B reference there?

I seem to recall in my youth, a Beavis & Butthead episode where Beavis pasted some hair on his face, saying “Chicks dig beards.” Then, some girl informed him that “beards went out in the seventies”, which he then relayed back to Butthead. Good stuff.

by sarcastro9 on Sep 13, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that hes been acquired

its definitely JON GARLAND!

im a girl, full disclosure.

runners up goes to scott elbert.. wish we saw him more.

by JLS23 on Sep 14, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought seriously about adding Elbert to the vote

He’s not a regular player, though. I agree about his “hot”-iness :-)

by Connector on Sep 15, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

my girlfriend and sisters agree on this

1. Loney
2. Kemp
3. Blake
4. Furcal
5. Martin
Honorable Mention: Pierre for looking like a cartoon

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours

by BoulderDodger on Sep 15, 2009 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

16

My girlfriend states sh likes ethier because he wears #16 same day as he birthday… conspiracy?! I don’t think so….

by XchalupaX on Sep 15, 2009 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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2012 Dodgers Payroll

Italics denote estimates
Pos No Player 2012 Salary
C 17 Ellis $500,000 team control
1B 7 Loney $6,375,000
2B 14 Ellis $2,500,000
3B 5 Uribe $8,000,000
SS 9 Gordon $485,000 team control
LF 21 Rivera $4,000,000
CF 27 Kemp $10,000,000
RF 16 Ethier $10,950,000

IF/OF 6 Hairston $2,250,000
OF 10 Gwynn $850,000
2B/3B 3 Kennedy $800,000
C 18 Treanor $850,000
IF 12 Sellers $485,000 team control

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000

CL 54 Guerra $485,000 team control
RHP 74
Jansen $500,000 team control
RHP 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000
RHP 66 MacDougal $650,000
LHP 57 Elbert $485,000 team control
RHP 36
Hawksworth $500,000 team control

TJ 41 De La Rosa $485,000 team control



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout

Totals
$112,162,432

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(not including Belisario)

2012 Non-Roster Invitees

No Player Age*
63 Jose Ascanio rhp
27
61 Alberto Castillo lhp
36
56 Matt Chico lhp
29
33 John Grabow lhp
33
59 Angel Guzman rhp
30
47 Wil Ledezma lhp
31
72 Shane Lindsay rhp
27
62 Fernando Nieve rhp 29
73 Scott Rice lhp 30
70 Will Savage rhp
27
71 Ryan Tucker rhp
25
28 Jamey Wright rhp
37

30 Josh Bard c 34
82 Griff Erickson c 24
81 Matt Wallachc 26
67 Jeff Baisley 3b/1b 29
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