Who's the "hottest" Dodger?
by Connector on Sep 10, 2009 12:12 PM PDT
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PrintFollowing last night's irritating game, and, as we await the start of the all-important Dodgers-Giants series, I thought some light entertainment was in order. There will be neither OBPs nor OPSs in this post, so if that's what you like, read no further. But if you're curious to find out who gets the vote as the hottest Dodger, then continue on after the jump.
I am female, and a widow. I don't know if it matters but I thought you ought to know where I'm coming from.
IMHO, watching Dodger games isn't only about baseball. It's about the men behind the uniforms.
It's about who's got the best smile
and who's got the best hair
It's about the team's sexiest runner
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and the team's goofiest face
It's about who's got the coolest facial hair
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and who's got the dreamiest eyes
It's about the team's manliest arms
and the team's tightest buttocks
The best legs on the team belong to
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who, in my dated imagery, reminds me of Gary Cooper of Pride of the Yankee's fame.
But these male wonders pale in comparison with the man, who IMHO is the sexiest Dodger of the decade.
The way Russell walks, the way he spits on his hands outside the batter's box, the way he lifts his bat, wow, I could heat my home with the energy he generates!
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I know some of you are going to be surprised that I am not going with Nancy Bea...
but here is my vote for the hottest Dodger…
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 12:24 PM PDT reply actions
She’ll be hotter in a few months when her ring finger has an LA emblem on it.
by Michael White on Sep 10, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Just use a little Positive Visualization, guys. It will happen soon :-)
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
She won't win
if this woman has anything to say about it.
She always seems to be trying to win such a contest.
The Mccourts have tickets to the gun show
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
by BoulderDodger on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
As a dude, I'd say it's between Matty and Andre
My vote goes to Matt though. He’d look like a boss in a nice suit.
Well timed post
Dodgers haven’t had a real matinee idol since Steve Sax have they? I’d have to vote for Andre, many hearts will be broken when he leaves the Dodgers in a few years.
Was Nomar considered sexy?
Dodgers haven’t had a real matinee idol since Steve Sax
On a related note, did you all know that Steve Sax admired Orel Hershiser so much that he named his first born son after him?
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 10, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that a joke?
because Orel Sax just sounds like a joke and if it is a joke it is a great joke.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
It was a joke. I’m glad you liked it…
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by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 11, 2009 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions
My wife always gets mad at me when I bag on Loney, so I’m going to assume that she’s not attracted to his baseball skills. So I would vote for James Loney.
Just asked the wife
she said Billingsley.
by Michael White on Sep 10, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It was only a matter of time...
My female friends absolutely swoooooooooon over Ethier. There’s no reason the Hollywood Swingers shouldn’t take advantage of playing in the Entertainment Capital of the World.
That being said. I have man-crush on Kemp and Kershaw.
/no homo
From another gal's perspective...
I’ll take it one step further and declare, IMHO, that we have the “hottest” team in all of baseball. Personally, Matt Kemp’s “swagga” does it for me :)
you can tell just by listening to the cheers at Dodger Stadium when they're introduced
So is Belisario: Dodgers = Olden Polynice:Clippers?
btw, my girlfriend wasn’t all that into baseball when we first started dating. However, I started taking her to Dodger games in 2006, around the same time Ethier came up. She now complains to me if we can’t make a game. I don’t think it’s a coincidence.
My wife is definitely on Ethier's
bandwagon. In her understated way she says that he is certainly not hard to look at. And she was not complaining about the view the one time we sat in the RF pavilion.
Haha! If there was ever a time to disclose Padma/Zooey luck, that was it :)
by Eric Stephen on Sep 10, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I Remember...
…that many years ago Saturday Night Live had a taped segment called “If You Were Gay Who Would You Sleep With?” that involved asking people on the street what same-sex celebrities they think are sexy. Playing something resembling that game, I am amazed that Ethier is considered attractive by a lot of women. He looks beady-eyed and just plain greasy. The Dodger I would think women would swoon over (but they don’t) is Chad Billingsley. He has a strong physique, and without being fat, he has a pinchable caboose on him; also, he has good hair that is always nicely cut (unlike the stingy mess that sits atop Ethier’s head), and to top it off, Chad has a sensitive face with big, soulful eyes, like a puppy. Women like puppies. In contrast to Chad’s sensitive face, Ethier has the face of a wife-beater.
Looking past Dodgers at other teams, I have always thought Barry Zito was very handsome, and back when he was playing with the A’s, I thought Mark Mulder had male model-quality good looks.
quote of the day
he has a pinchable caboose on him
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
by bucknellbruin on Sep 10, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
easily ramon troncoso
i mean, c’mon…that beard?
Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?
Sounds like next season's promotional campaign should be built around Ethier and Kemp
Who wrote the comment about wanting to get a gender-change operation and have Matt Kemp’s babies?
That was insomniacslounge, back in July:
I want to have ovaries and a uterus implanted just so I can have Matt Kemp’s baby. Is that strange?
by Eric Stephen on Sep 11, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The South African may need that surgery
What a weird case. From what I’ve heard that is a dangerous physical condition, can anyone clarify?
This should have already been posted!
http://www.talk-sports.net/mlb/girlfriend.aspx?team=L.A.+Dodgers
The entry about Belisario is hilariously creepy.
B & B reference there?
I seem to recall in my youth, a Beavis & Butthead episode where Beavis pasted some hair on his face, saying “Chicks dig beards.” Then, some girl informed him that “beards went out in the seventies”, which he then relayed back to Butthead. Good stuff.
now that hes been acquired
its definitely JON GARLAND!
im a girl, full disclosure.
runners up goes to scott elbert.. wish we saw him more.
I thought seriously about adding Elbert to the vote
He’s not a regular player, though. I agree about his “hot”-iness :-)
my girlfriend and sisters agree on this
1. Loney
2. Kemp
3. Blake
4. Furcal
5. Martin
Honorable Mention: Pierre for looking like a cartoon
I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours
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My girlfriend states sh likes ethier because he wears #16 same day as he birthday… conspiracy?! I don’t think so….
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