Following last night's irritating game, and, as we await the start of the all-important Dodgers-Giants series, I thought some light entertainment was in order. There will be neither OBPs nor OPSs in this post, so if that's what you like, read no further. But if you're curious to find out who gets the vote as the hottest Dodger, then continue on after the jump.
I am female, and a widow. I don't know if it matters but I thought you ought to know where I'm coming from.
IMHO, watching Dodger games isn't only about baseball. It's about the men behind the uniforms.
It's about who's got the best smile
and who's got the best hair
It's about the team's sexiest runner
and the team's goofiest face
It's about who's got the coolest facial hair
via assets.latimes.com (aren't you surprised it's not The Beard?)
and who's got the dreamiest eyes
It's about the team's manliest arms
and the team's tightest buttocks
who, in my dated imagery, reminds me of Gary Cooper of Pride of the Yankee's fame.
But these male wonders pale in comparison with the man, who IMHO is the sexiest Dodger of the decade.
The way Russell walks, the way he spits on his hands outside the batter's box, the way he lifts his bat, wow, I could heat my home with the energy he generates!