Following last night's irritating game,  and, as we await the start of the all-important Dodgers-Giants series, I thought some light entertainment was in order. There will be neither OBPs nor OPSs in this post, so if that's what you like, read no further. But if you're curious to find out who gets the vote as the hottest Dodger, then continue on after the jump.

I am female, and a widow. I don't know if it matters but I thought you ought to know where I'm coming from. 

IMHO, watching Dodger games isn't only about baseball. It's about the men behind the uniforms.

It's about who's got the best smile

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 and who's got the best hair

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and the team's goofiest face

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It's about who's got the coolest facial hair

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and who's got the dreamiest eyes

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 It's about the team's manliest arms

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and the team's tightest buttocks

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The best legs on the team belong to

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who, in my dated imagery, reminds me of Gary Cooper of Pride of the Yankee's fame.

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 But  these male wonders pale in comparison with the man, who IMHO is the sexiest Dodger of the decade.

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The way Russell walks, the way he spits on his hands outside the batter's box, the way he lifts his bat, wow, I could heat my home with the energy he generates!