Hey, can you stop pitching Quality Starts from now on? It is really annoying that you pitch with great stuff and bad command that nobody can hit you but can walk because the opposition cannot hit you. You should be like Jon Garland, and give up hits every inning and then everyone will like you and claim you're an ace despite a career 4.41 ERA, and a 4.71 FIP.

Moral of the story. Chad Billingsley should be just like Jon Garland.

P.S. The offense needs to stop being bad.