Audrina Rescue Rally Thread
Dodgers' bats are scuffling against Wade LeBlanc. Leave it to Audrina Patridge to help the Dodgers bring the wood. 2-0 Padres, entering bottom of the 5th...
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Her and Furcal both make me sick like stawberry quik
by delias man on Sep 4, 2009 8:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Thanks for making this blog, it at least gave me a little chuckle when I feel like punching my wall in. Is it time to just come to the conclusion we aren’t that good of an offensive team? I mean seriously, it’s gone beyond a slump, this is just pathetic.
Kershaw has to be beyond frustrated tonight
Poor defense, no situational hitting at all, Ausmus K’ing twice with runners on third and 1 out, etc.
Only 2 down. Besides, there has not been an exciting win for a while.
by delias man on Sep 4, 2009 8:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You can also add..
71’, 72’, 73’, 74’, 76’, 84’, 87’, ++++++
I know he was a walk machine, but those seasons are a bit frustrating
Since the All Star break
we have scored 7 more runs than San Diego (same number of games). That’s comical.
I hope Kershaw gets a ND tonight.
If he does, he will tied Joba Chamberlain with 13 no decisions. Randy Wolf and Roy Oswalt are tied for the MLB lead, with 14 each.
I'm not down with chants of c'mon ND!
Fuck the Irish!
Weird party next door
I’m looking outside my door, it’s a karaoke party and there’s about 13 people with Star Wars light saber toys, dueling. If I could take a picture I would, camera is broken though.
Where are the bats?
Can you imagine if the post-season started tomorrow and we were about to face Carpenter and Wainwright? Uggggh!
My math guarantees a Thome sighting tonight.
by delias man on Sep 4, 2009 9:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
nice man. i think you used this joke last time..
but still nice.
... we sittin here talking about practice. not a game, not a game.
I'm gonna have to take a week off from the Dodgers
I can’t be staying up to almost 2 am to watch this crap night after night. I’m like a zombie during the day.
I would use Doug. 2 for his last 2
by delias man on Sep 4, 2009 9:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Frank just ran back to his box to see this.
by delias man on Sep 4, 2009 9:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Have Manny find Thome some magical elixir to fix his back
and allow him to play 1b
AL;FJSOASDJFO;KASJDFKO;HASDFK;J
L;AKJSDFLK;ASJFK;HASK;FHAS;KDFHK;ASDHFKL;ADJSFKL;AHSDFK;LHASDFJKHAKS;DFHAJKSF;
Bell looks like he put that 25 pounds back on plus some.
by delias man on Sep 4, 2009 9:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Loney you have no shot
reverse psychology please
by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 4, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
ooo Loney so pathetic
who will be the 1st basemen next year.. . .
by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 4, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not sure what you can do
Tell Martin, Furcal, and Loney to “not suck.” They’re trying, they just aren’t good enough.
Our staff is going to have to have an ERA sub 1.00
for us to win in the postseason. This team has just stopped scoring, and we aren’t talking like a 2 week slump here.
Among NL regulars, is there a more automatic out right now than Loney? Oh well, with 4 flyouts tonight, maybe he’s finally out of his “grounder to second” funk.
at least he plays CF
a position you can tolerate more glove then bat at, at least more than 1b.
i dont care where you play
a .188 average is not acceptable
by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 4, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Abreu must have been claimed
I would think he’d be gone by now. Instead, he had three hits for Albquerque tonight, including a homer.
Elbert is bothering me
he reminds me of Brent Leach but with better stuff
by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 4, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Except Ohman is ready to pitch.
Forcing Elbert into this role is just dumb and an misuse of Elbert’s talent.
I'd almost give Kevin Towers whatever he wants for A Gon in the offseason
He would solve so many problems for us
Obviously within some level of reason, but I'd give up a ton
Loney, Martin, plus prospects
So it's not whatever he wants
Minor league wise, I wouldn’t do it if it included Withrow. That may sound crazy to some, but I am a believer.
That's why I said almost
I know you like Withrow, but if he’s the barrier to getting A Gon, I’m sorry I’m dealing him. I’d prefer to keep him though too.
Well, they were apparently discussing
A Gon and Bell for Loney, Martin, DeWitt, J Mac, and De Jesus.
I just learned Santeria is most played song on Kershaws iPod
by delias man on Sep 4, 2009 9:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
If we could somehow trade all our crappy players for All-Stars I think we’d do really good.
You wanna know how great baseball is? The greatest basketball player ever left his sport to play baseball.
I really wanna hear what Joe Torre has to say about this game
“Again, we battled…that LeBlanc kid really kept us off balance”
ESPN saw who's due up
and has SD’s win percentate at 101%
You want frustrating, try following a team
whose best player blows out his knee at the end of spring training (Guerrero, 1986) or better, how about when your favorite player of all time announces that he has HIV and has to retire. That’s a lot of fun.
Compared to that, this is really easy to live with.
yea, i would never play pierre. what a professional, i can’t believe he doesn’t start every 3 4 days
Why would he start? He’s clearly not better than any of the 3 starting OFers
by Eric Stephen on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Pierre is not consistent. He was a horrible player after May, until recently when he went back to the bench.
Regardless of that, the sum total of the parts does not favor Pierre in any way, shape or form.
by Eric Stephen on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd love for Pierre to play more
And wish he could take every AB from Loney, Martin, or Raffy. Unfortunately, he can only play the OF, where our 3 best hitters reside. He is better than none of them. So he sits.
Maybe Russ has a chance against a fastball
by delias man on Sep 4, 2009 9:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Pierre is becoming a hell of a pinch hitter
I know we don’t like him, but he’s produced, much more so than others this year.
martin is so pathetic
can he just strike out inseatd of a DP
by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Staying up to midnight (Nashville) every night for this is starting to wear on me.
by NashvilleDodger on Sep 4, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know who this model is Russ has been dating all season
but he needs to dump her ass stat and get back to being Mr. Hollywood
Neftali Feliz has the most mindblowing stats I've seen for a rookie reliever
in a looooooooooooooooooooooong time.
I’m gonna guess that .108 BABIP is going to come up.
by Eric Stephen on Sep 4, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Martin better work his ass off this offseason
cuz his job might not be there in the middle of next year
by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Couldn’t hit water if they fell out of a boat.
by NashvilleDodger on Sep 4, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
To repeat what I said earlier tonightI
I hope there’s a private meeting or something because this team needs a kick in the ass
i agree
the offense needs to wake the fuck up
by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 4, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I just don't see what a meeting accomplishes
I don’t think guys are being lazy or anything. I’m not sure you can tell Loney to “get stronger” or “hit better.” Other than Manny, I wouldn’t question the professionalism or effort of any of these guys.
Somebody needs to punch Furcal in the mouth.
Tell him that his ass is moved out of the lead off spot.
Manny hasn't been great
but he’s not terrible either. I think his performance would be less of an issue if not for Raffy, Russ, and Loney
my lineup card for tomorrow
1. Kemp
2. Ethier
3. Manny
4. Blake
5. Odawg
6. Wolf
7.Loney
8.Martin
9.Furcal
by SeanMillerSavior on Sep 4, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions
DODGERS have no HEART
I just signed up to this website, lifetime Dodger fan mainly to tell my team that they look pathetic. They have NO heart. Their heads are filled with ARROGANCE… Example: Russell Martin walks up to the plate with a swagger like he’s 7’ tall, all muscle… I see that from a lot of the players on the team… Looking around at the plate, as if they’re fishing for attention from the stands. Guys, FOCUS. There is no fire in your eyes and we’re beginning to see you’re full of it. Everything in life takes HUMILITY & hard work, ask JPierre. This team doesn’t deserve to go post season, Im not seeing it. I almost bought tickets to SF this morning to support you next weekend. With this economy, I somehow managed to save for it…but boy, after tonight’s game was I glad I didn’t. I realized I wasn’t going to get my money’s worth. Im glad I didn’t renew my season tickets for this year, I feel bad for all the families who trek out to Dodger Stadium, and YES! I’m angry that the Giant, Rockies’, and Cardinal fans have pulled the rug from under us & are sitting comfortably on it enjoying what we worked so hard- cheering all year to claim our own. But you know, look at how these other teams played tonight… ALL HEART. Sorry Joe, until this fan sees otherwise, I’ll reconsider next year. Only the real men survive. Excuses are for A__H__’s, everyone’s got one! Just do it !!!
by LongBeachDodger on Sep 4, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions
So, on Thursday night was it the Dodgers with heart, and the Rockies, Giants, and Cardinals without heart, since they all lost?
by Eric Stephen on Sep 4, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions

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