Is Pedro Guerrero a first round Lord of the Ravine?

Los Angeles third baseman Pedro Guerrero had committed several hard-to-believe fielding errors during one game. This was during the same time frame that Dodgers’ second baseman Steve Sax was undergoing his horrendous and well-publicized fielding slump in which he couldn’t throw the most routine ball to first without trouble.

In the post-game meeting, Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda was at a loss with Guerrero. “What are you thinking out there,” Lasorda asked.

“Two things,” Guerrero said.

“What’s the first thing?”

“God, don’t let them hit the ball to me.”

“And what’s the other thing,” Lasorda said.

“Don’t let them hit the ball to (Steve) Sax.”

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor1.shtml

“A Night With Tommy” on Feb 5

A fundraiser for baseball in Santa Barbara. Tickets are $500 a piece, or $1,800 for a table of six.

http://ucsbgauchos.cstv.com/sports/m-basebl/anwt.html

That will be the funniest line I read today. Thanks for the link.

Single-game tickets for spring training go on sale Saturday at 10am. Parking is free at CBR in 2010.

(800) 745-3000, dodgers.com, or ticketmaster.com