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Coaching Shakeup As Mattingly Takes Over

Although the Dodgers have made no official announcements, and Ned Colletti pointedly said in a quote in Ken Gurnick's mlb.com column yesterday:

"We're not going to do it [announce the coaching staff] piecemeal," said Colletti, who would not comment on individual coaches.

facts and speculation are swirling around Dodger Stadium regarding the composition of the 2011 coaching staff that will work under new manager Don Mattingly.  Preliminary indications are the Bob Schaefer, Mariano Duncan and Larry Bowa will not be part of that team, at least on the field.

Both Gurnick and espnlosangeles.com's Tony Jackson reported that Bob Schaefer would not return and the quotes from him left little doubt about that:

"I told Donnie he needs to pick somebody who can be here for three or four years because he needs continuity, and that's not me," said the 66-year-old Schaefer

"I think I'm probably going to investigate some other opportunities," Schaefer said. "I have had three good years here, and these guys need some other coaches."

Mariano Duncan seemed to be told, between the lines, that he might be better off finding a job elsewhere, per this quote, also from Gurnick:

First-base coach Mariano Duncan said he spoke with general manager Ned Colletti Sunday and was told "there might be a job for me if I don't get one somewhere else," Duncan said. "I don't know where that leaves me."

Ken Rosenthal's twitter account is the only source found so far that is reporting that Larry Bowa will not return to the staff, and he also states that Duncan is gone:

Bowa, Duncan won't return as #Dodgers' coaches, but [they were] asked to stay in org. Schaefer has said he won't be back. Honeycutt future unclear.

The facts will rise to the top as the rumor dust settles, but we are going to see some different faces peering out from those under those blue caps along the Dodger dugout rail next season.

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I wonder if they got my resume?

I can definitely sit on the bench with the best of ’em!

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by underdog on Oct 4, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

But seriously

I am not sorry to see Schaefer or Bowa leave, not surpriised, and don’t have the hard feelings for ‘em some may have, but I don’t see the point in keeping them around and think a lot of players might secretly be happy.

I’d be fine with Duncan sticking around but yeah not sure where he’d fit in.

I actually really like Willie Randolph, even if he wasn’t necessarily a great manager he’s a good guy, players like him, seems pretty bright…

Wouldn’t mind if Honeycutt stuck around, he’s been a good pitching coach overall but maybe it is time for a change there as well. Greg Maddux would be awesome but probably a pipe dream.

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by underdog on Oct 4, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that Peavy's out of the league

Who needs him?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad that Bob Schaefer isn't coming back

He brought a lot to the squad, I’m sure.

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm advocating

current Yankees 1B Mick Kelleher to replace Mariano. Only because he’s an old family friend and I would get free tickets and whatnot.

by LA Taco on Oct 4, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody needs free whatnot. I hope they hire him!

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 4, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he gives you the whatfor!

by kinbote on Oct 4, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does appear that Mattingly has shaved off the stubble under his lip.

Looks weird without it.

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Given that cleft in his chin

I’m not surprised he didn’t shave there.

The glasses and black shirt make him look like some sort of Hollywood auteur, or a Steve Jobs protégé. He could use the help in establishing his brainpower.

Witty .sig goes here.

by scareduck on Oct 4, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

TCY on the market

Padres GM Hoyer said, as expected, the team won’t pick up Chris Young’s $8.5 million option. Would be open to having him return.

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by Alex41592 on Oct 4, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WAAAAAYYY

too many SB’s allowed. i think 3 of the 5 baserunners allowed in his last start stole a base.

"Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 4, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he lead the league in opp. avg a couple years ago? I believe Kershaw was 2nd and Johan was 3rd. I want to say 2009, maybe 2008.

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw also

they’re gonna be meeting with A-gon’s agent. I wonder if they might say, “Look, we don’t know if we’re gonna do what we did last year. His value may not be higher, so we’re gonna trade him this winter.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned still has

the deer in the headlights look I see.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 4, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

no

ned is looking at him like ‘you better not fuck this up or I’m going Kimbo Slice on your ass’

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had it more along the lines of...

“How in the hell do you wear a hat for half your life and get hair like that. I don’t even own a hat and I got this fucked up rug on my grape. Lucky Fuck.”

:)

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda looks like Colletti popped his collar before the picture was taken

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shit happens when you hang around DJ Paul and Juicy J all morning.

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, looks like someone just pole-axed him

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 4, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Donnie shaved his weird facial hair. Should I???

by Little Blue Bicycle on Oct 4, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, if Donnie did it!

This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man.

by MR.F. on Oct 4, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should keep your Civil War era inspired facial

accouterments. Especially your tribute to General Burnside.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hold on

I need to call my buddy Frankie-O to see if you’re right. he’s a Civil War buff.

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Call

back!

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eye C whut U Deed Thar!

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned 1865

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesoke.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is killer, I think mine would look like that

if I let it grow a mind of it’s own.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to be Kansas

that dude is dust in the wind.

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's actually a guy at my work

with that exact hairstyle.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Donny 2011

His current hairstyle evokes a bit of this

Better for Donny not to emulate Civil War General Hooker for the other reason he’s famous.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re gonna get a hooker, get a good one. Settling for the General Hooker is a waste of cash.

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooker's Division

The center of wartime prostitution in Washington, now the site of the US Supreme Court building.

by Little Blue Bicycle on Oct 4, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

It’s deer season. Man hair FTW!

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like a professor in today's photos

Donnie Baseball? More like Donnie Mathematics.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks like Donnie Bellspalsy there

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Ross doesn’t think that shit is funny.

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is Jim Ross?

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

 a dude that has Bells Palsy. He’s a wrasslin announcer!

Silverwidow is gonna be upset…

:)

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moreso than usual?

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

 The Carnage! It looks like a car wreck on I-95!

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really does have the sweet stroke in that picture.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 4, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

either that or Donnie Hitchhiker

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

his thumb is actually pointing to the seats where Loney consistently fouls pitches off to as he gets jammed.

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or What Happens When John Cougar Tries to Look Erudite

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by underdog on Oct 4, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more I think about it, the more I’d love to see Loney traded for Wilson Betemit or Alex Gordon, and Adam Dunn signed to play 1B.

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't get your hopes up

Adam Dunn is so not a “Ned guy”.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that everytime I mention Dunn, but I still don’t know what it means. Do you mean the gritastic scrappy guys who don’t strikeout?

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and

and guys who actually like the game, so the rumor goes.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the guys who can hit the ball out of the entire park and instead of having just outfield power?

by vadodger on Oct 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we say that because

of the day Ned traded Betemit a man who at that point was one of the leading OPS hitters on the team but had a terrible batting average and struck out alot.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I’m curious what Carlos Beltran’s pricetag would be.

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not much

if you take on his $18.5M salary for 2011 and buy out his no-trade clause….

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, a ton of posts about the same thing, but things keep popping into my head. Loney for Betemit +1, flip the +1 and another prospect for Mike Cameron to play CF and teach Kemp, sign Dunn. Puts us as Ethier, Cameron, Kemp OF with Cameron hitting 7 behind Blake/Betemit.

Feasible?

i should have thought of this for my post in Humma’s moustache thread.

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Cameron there to teach defense to Kemp?

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my theory. At least give him an idea about placement, jumps, w/e.

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

While I like the Idea

I don’t think that giving Mike Cameron between $7-8M per year is gonna happen. But I have no ideas so your idea is better than mine.

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was offering BOS 2 prospects with the intention of splitting his salary. I imagine they’ll be looking to move him instead of keeping him as a 4th OF.

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cameron is also getting up there in age. He will be 38 on my daughters birthday. He is 21 days older than me!

And believe me brother, that is old!

:)

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You will get your chance soon

related to a post I’ll be putting up about what you’d do to build your 100,000,000 2011 team. It ain’t easy. I’ve been through a few iterations and none of the teams look any better then the one who ended the season. Going to be very hard to find a rotation with that budget when 17 Million of it is for players no longer on the roster.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

but why would KC want Loney when they already have Butler

and a great prospect in Hosmer? I’ve been thinking about Gordon too though, don’t know his value in their eyes…Rays might need a 1B and I have heard that they might trade Garza, they’ll have a lot of spots being filled from within this winter.

by Pure Azure on Oct 4, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be a buy-low move on their part and would probably require them trying to flip him. It’d only work if they thought they could get more for Loney than they could get for whatever we’re trading them.

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by G.Scott on Oct 4, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

come to think of it

why would anybody want Loney at the 2011 price tag unless they have power in other spots and maybe a shortstop with an erratic arm? I don’t see too many teams that fit that description…(praying for a Pujols trade among other miracles)

by Pure Azure on Oct 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stone

Has anyone been to the Stone Brewery tour? I am dying to go.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 4, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Don Mattingly was asked Phil's "one thing" question from the last comment thread, sort of

From Tony Jackson:

a reporter asked Mattingly what was the one thing he would wish for if he could sprinkle pixie dust on his team.

“If we could be one thing, it would be mentally tough,” Mattingly said. “If I could throw one thing out there, I want this team to have mental toughness.”

And then came the obvious follow-up question: Were this year’s Dodgers, who finished two games south of the .500 mark, lacking in that area?

“It was a lot of areas, really,” Mattingly said. “It takes toughness to play this game. It’s not football toughess, where you’re banging heads, but you have to get ready to play 162 times, and that is a battle. It is a mental battle to try to get yourself ready every day.”

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

If you want to try and read the tea leaves

there is also this from the Tony Jackson article linked in my last comment:

Even before meeting with the media, Colletti and Mattingly could be clearly seen through floor-to-ceiling, frosted windows as they sat in a board room with assistant GM Kim Ng and special assistants Lee Elia, Vance Lovelace and Rick Ragazzo.

Mattingly said the group already was going over the roster, player by player, to determine where each guy fits in for next year.
Any name notable for its absence? In all fairness, evaluating the major league roster doesn’t exactly fall under his title.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DeJon wasn’t there either, which hopefully is a good sign.

by silverwidow on Oct 4, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watson and White

both live in Arizona plus all the guys in the Instructional League are there and the AFL starts next week.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Watson and White were at Dodger Stadium yesterday.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those were stunt doubles dude!

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The

Hoff was there as White’s.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you didn't catch this

and until TBLA has a podcast, here is one done over the weekend with Tony Jackson, Mark Saxon, Andy Kamenetzky and Jon Weisman.

Link

by bhsportsguy on Oct 4, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

read about that several weeks ago. The ammonia levels are disturbingly high. Luckily I’ve never been attracted to anything other then pieces of chicken.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meaning

legs/thighs/wings/breasts. Then again for all I know they soak those whole chickens into something that I’d probably gag at.

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make your gig at Pioneer

dropping those birds into the deep fryer loaded with lard seem downright healthy!

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, other then the daily burns to my skin

nothing like eating the first group out of the fresh fryer. Golden brown, golden flavor.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

I’m a thigh man myself.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too. That’s why I play as Chun-Li in Street Fighter….

This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man.

by MR.F. on Oct 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

To quote Pedro, “ignorance is bliss.”

I’m with Dave. That photo is amazing.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, I knew that "mechanically separated chicken"

meant that the remains of the bird, once the good parts were butchered away, we’re passed through a machine to get more meat from it, but I imagined it yielded tiny bits of raw meat, not a bright pink paste that looks like something passed through a giant Play-Doh factory.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You look at that picture

and you imagine that’s how Soylent Green gets made.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

People used to eat meat a few times a week. Now we eat meat in practically every meal, every day. That rising demand has lead to some production practices that are… iffy.

by LA Taco on Oct 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't eat this much meat!
The Inuit have traditionally been hunters and fishers. They still hunt whales, walrus, caribou, seal, polar bears, muskoxen, birds, and at times other less commonly eaten animals such as the Arctic Fox. The typical Inuit diet is high in protein and very high in fat – in their traditional diets, Inuit consumed an average of 75% of their daily energy intake from fat.25 While it is not possible to cultivate plants for food in the Arctic, the Inuit have traditionally gathered those that are naturally available. Grasses, tubers, roots, stems, berries, and seaweed (kuanniq or edible seaweed) were collected and preserved depending on the season and the location.2627282930 There are a vast aray of different hunting technologies that the Inuit used to gather their food.

In the 1920s anthropologist Vilhjalmur Stefansson lived with and studied a group of Inuit.31 The study focused on the fact that the Inuit’s extremely low-carbohydrate diet had no adverse effects on their health, nor indeed, Stefansson’s own health. Stefansson (1946) also observed that the Inuit were able to get the necessary vitamins they needed from their traditional winter diet, which did not contain any plant matter. In particular, he found that adequate vitamin C could be obtained from items in their traditional diet of raw meat such as Ringed Seal liver and whale skin (muktuk). While there was considerable scepticism when he reported these findings, they have been borne out in recent studies.32

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta have my protein

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by nolander on Oct 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear the Earth will be knocked off it’s orbit by the force of Upton Sinclair spinning in his grave.

Wait till next year.

by Langhorne on Oct 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loved that book

the imagery on a 12 year olds mind has never left. Not sure if any other book other then Johnny Got his gun had more of an imprint on my young mind.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just

Fanny Hill, I imagine ;-)

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take advantage Josie, Take advantage!

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is the grossest fucking shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life. That’s like in those sci-fi movies where everyone in the future and everyone’s eating pastes and pills. This is my nightmare future, and I’m not okay with it.

by Josie Becker on Oct 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? That picture just makes me want to eat some chicken mcnuggets…

This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man.

by MR.F. on Oct 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shudder to think

how pet food is made.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d eat chicken mcnuggets while reading that article.

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pink! and soaked in ammonia and then artificially flavored. I could mix your toothpaste with chicken broth and achieve the same affect

by Josie Becker on Oct 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a rodent fell into that machine

would anyone ever be able to tell?

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would real meat off a rodent

be better then shaved bone pieces? Tis a shame we have such a rodent phobia, I’d expect we could grow them quite easily to feed the masses. Better then babies said Gulliver as he traveled the world.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the problem with rodents is that it is hard to keep them disease free?

Maybe they taste awful too, although they already know how to work around that.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt its that hard

I just imagine they don’t yield all the much meat, and there isn’t much of a market for them.

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by nolander on Oct 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no shit!

I wonder how?

I mean, when I’m laying around on a Saturday and too lazy to go to the store!

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

when that occasion happens

just drink the Lavoris; the alcohol content is high enough.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But

it tastes good.

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by nolander on Oct 4, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s engineered to taste good and be addictive to boost profit on a multinational scale, like many other cheaply-produced food products…my inclination is NOT to trust McDonald’s or the USDA since it seems to be a compromised agency owned by such corporate influence and money.

by Pure Azure on Oct 5, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

The comments in the photo led me the to the website meat.org. After watching that video, I think I am making my way towards a vegetarian lifestyle, or at least a lifestyle that only splurges on meat from reputable farms.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 5, 2010 6:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

if it’s good enough for Weird Al, it’s good enough for me.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 5, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the future was like Demolition Man and everyone ate Taco Bell….

Fuck me..

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean with that virtual reality headset thing?

This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man.

by MR.F. on Oct 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesoke!

Not even what I was going for….

You sir, are the shit!

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some scenes filmed at my office site at the time

Futuristic shopping center with The Sharper Image (oops!) and Taco Bell. Passed by Stallone, he is short like me, but was powerful looking then.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until you can take advantage of Andre

wield advantage over what you can.

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by David Young on Oct 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blech

My mind goes to goo, which goes to the toilet, which goes to…

Shit

"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"

by angelofdeath on Oct 4, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a friend who swears both that he's 1) allergic to chicken

and 2) he was able to eat a mcnugget and not have an allergic reaction of any kind. Don’t know if this was real, or why he risked it, but he was adamant it was true. At any rate, I believed it. As gross as that is, not sure how anyone could be too surprised that mcnuggets are unhealthy or that there’s hardly any real, good meat in them.

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by underdog on Oct 4, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just assumed they where unhealthy

because they where fried.

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by nolander on Oct 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

UPDATE, 10/4/10: The story has been amended to reflect that although mass produced chicken nuggets at large may contain mechanically separated chicken, McDonald’s famous McNuggets no longer do contain "mechanically separated poultry as defined by the federal government. The USDA now requires foods with mechanically separated poultry to be labeled as containing “mechanically separated chicken or turkey” in their ingredients lists.

Additionally, although “mechanically separated meat” may apply to turkey, chicken and pork, due to concerns over BSE, the federal government has held since 2004 that mechanically separated beef “is considered inedible and is prohibited for use as human food.”

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by nolander on Oct 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Dave Young

Arizona Diamondbacks strikeouts by batting order
1. 140
2. 131
3. 180
4. 207
5. 186
6. 192
7. 141
8. 153
9. 199

by bhsportsguy on Oct 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

As you guys mentioned yesterday

Arizona 1-8 spots, on average: 166 strikeouts
Matt Kemp: 170 strikeouts

by Eric Stephen on Oct 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we’re appaled at that (rightfully so)…imagine a whole lineup of that. What did our #9 slot do this year?

by KellyStephen on Oct 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

180 K

which was the team high in terms of by batting order. No other position (batting order) had more than 140. The Diamondbacks struck out 345 times more than the Dodgers.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona D-BacKKKKKKKKKs

I would stick some backwards K’s in there but nevermind…

"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"

by angelofdeath on Oct 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Arizona had 6183 PA and 1529 strikeouts so almost one K per 4 PA.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow…almost 9.5 per game. Epic.

by KellyStephen on Oct 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And...

They scored 46 more runs than the Dodgers over the course of the season, Ranking 8th in the NL (LA ranked 11th).

by StolenMonkey86 on Oct 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan think that’s because they didn’t have a lot of guys clogging the bases.

by KellyStephen on Oct 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then there's the Astros

who somehow managed to place last in all three true outcomes in 2010. They’re a Ned Kind of Team.™

by StolenMonkey86 on Oct 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to like Joe Posnanski. But the title of his latest post is “Those Lovable Giants”. Fuck Joe Posnanski. He’s Plaschke to me. (For a few days at least.)

http://joeposnanski.si.com/2010/10/03/these-lovable-giants/#more-5800

by KellyStephen on Oct 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s been a good run.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Dolphins

And to think I picked them…

"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"

by angelofdeath on Oct 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

second half

smashed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the end of the first part of The Tenth Inning

I love the memories of the 98 homerun race…even if it was tainted. That shit was great.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Oct 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The Patriots became the first team in NFL history to score a touchdown rushing, passing, on an interception return, a kickoff return and a return of a blocked field goal in the same game

by Eric Stephen on Oct 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

U suck

That was the stat I was about to post!

:)

by keithc13 on Oct 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love when I look up a game

see the obscene score, and then can’t piece it together using the box score. I just assumed it was all on Henne’s three picks.

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by nolander on Oct 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean thats bad

thats every facet of the game. There is literally nothing for them to hang their hats on after that shittastic performance.

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by nolander on Oct 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again with the quotes

That post ate some of the content, thanks to some quotation marks.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no idea Patrick Chung was black.

by silverwidow on Oct 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

His brother will surprise you, too.

Wang.

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by underdog on Oct 4, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

His mom is a Reggae singer

by keithc13 on Oct 5, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually green (go Ducks!).

by kinbote on Oct 5, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Donnie Baseball

looks like Jeff Goldblum calmly explaining some key pseudoscientific plot point in a B movie.

by kinbote on Oct 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

$128 million doesn't buy what it used to

Barry Zito might (stress: might) be left off the Giants’ NLDS roster (in favor of Madison Bumgarner)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Might be a good move.

by silverwidow on Oct 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colletti said the two most promising Minor Leaguers are the two Branch Rickey Award winners for best pitcher and player in the system — hard-throwing right-hander Rubby De La Rosa and slugging corner infielder Jerry Sands. Both started last year at Class A and finished at Double-A. Sands could be groomed to replace third baseman Casey Blake, who at 37 might transition to utility.

http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20101004&content_id=15413482&vkey=news_la&c_id=la

by silverwidow on Oct 4, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

da fuckkkk

sands has played 1 game at third in his career.. and now hes the replacement for casey blake… LOL

by matthewmafa on Oct 4, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It says could be. It doesn’t say it’s a done deal.

by keithc13 on Oct 5, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh lord, on the 10th inning Joe Miller is talking about VORP and OPS, which is actually calls OPS, not O.P.S.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Oct 4, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

lol… i always hear him call its OPS… its pretty funny…

by matthewmafa on Oct 5, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s standard ops for Jon Miller :)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 5, 2010 5:44 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can hear it now…“That dude has some crazy ops!”

by KellyStephen on Oct 5, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

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