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The battle to beat the Yanks - Rays / Rangers Game Thread

The Texas Rangers will go head to head against the Tampa Bay Rays for the right to beat the Yankees. Yes, I'm counting on the Twins to lose once again against the Beast From the East, so it will be up the victor of this series to lop off the head of the beast so folks can breathe easy once again.

For those tired of the Angels and Red Sox this series is a breath of fresh air as those tired old franchises get shunted aside this October for some new blood. The Rays have a spotty offense but from afar the best rotation this side of the Golden Gate bridge. The Rangers seems to have an explosive offense with not much of a rotation. Both teams would appear to have killer bullpens. Is any of this true, let's find out:

I guess not, the Rays vaunted rotation ranked only 9th in FIP at 4.24, just one spot above the Rangers 4.27. The Rays did have the 2nd best bullpen at 3.76 with the Rangers 4th at 3.99. Offensively the Rays came in 8th with a wOBA of .328, while the Rangers were only fifth at .333. I expected less from the Rays and more from the Rangers.

1st Base- Carlos Pena versus Mitch Moreland. Everyone knows about Pena, a home run hitting strike out machine who gets a fair share of walks, but only those who follow baseball closely have heard of Mitch Moreland. Moreland bailed out the Rangers when they traded Justin Smoak for Cliff and handed the first base job to Chris Davis. Chris Davis proceeded to pull a David Ross, so they handed those at bats to Mitch Moreland who more then adequately filled the bill with an OPS of .833. He kills right hand pitching and hopefully will not see a left handed pitcher. That is what Jorge Cantu is for. 

2nd Base - Who Knows versus Ian Kinsler - Ian Kinsler when he's not hurt is the AL answer to Chase Utley, but he's hurt all the time. The Rays seem to use everyone at 2nd base from Sean Rodriguez (96 games) to Reid Brignac (68) to Zobrist (55). None of the Rays were very good 

That is as far as I got before work intervened.

Marquis matchup of Cliff Lee against David Price

Enjoy the Show

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only if the core

performs like they did in 09

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Monk and Ely as your 4th and 5th starters. Oeltjen as your 4th OF. Russ Mitchell = big bat off the bench.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Monk is more likely

to be a replacement for Weaver.

I expect more Padillas and Jon Garland types.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not if they sign Cliff Lee and Carl Crawford. That was the point of the post.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

100 win season:) WAR be damned

though to afford it they would need someone to take Broxton’s salary, jettison Martin and Loney, while replacing with minimum wage earners.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends

If Kemp bounces back to something closer to 2009, and Loney hits OK, and all three of Lee, Kershaw, and Billingsley stay healthy, and Padilla (or whoever is #4) pitches well enough, and there’s not a total black hole at #5, and there’s some way to get something out of Blake and Theriot…

…then, maybe.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

If baseball teaches us anything

players having great years does not guarantee a championship year

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do we also sign Kuroda?

or Lilly?
and get to keep everyone else under contract?

by Xeifrank on Oct 6, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey

I thought this was a game thread. :)

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

You would have never gotten to

DH – Rocco Baldelli.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

The winner of this series will play the Twins, not the Yankees

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

The winner of this series will play the Giants.

by Tripon on Oct 6, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll believe it when I see it

I have time picturing a team without Justin and rotation that consists of Liriano/Pavano beating CC and company.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

the company part with arms sucks

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

CC & Company.

The other Yankees’ starters suck.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

C&C Music Factory would be better for the Yankees.

At least they would make the Twins sweat.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I'd take Hughes

suck seems to be way overselling him, he was as good as Garza this year.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

just as you are underselling the Twins

Yes, Morneau is very good, and it sucks that he’s gone, but…

w/Morneau (through July 7): .272/.344/.423, 4.69 runs/game
w/o Morneau (Jul 8-present): .274/.337/.420, 4.96 runs/game

They have supplemented the loss of Morneau by also not playing Punto at 3B.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not underselling the Twins

I’m simply not going to trust them to win. I gave them my trust in Santana days and they threw it in my face. Berkman will probably hit five home runs if he even gets to play.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mauer will hit a ball off George Steinbrenner’s giant face in the Game 4 clincher :)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure but they are pitching against the Twins

and I would not be shocked to see Pettitte/Hughes come up with solid games.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even I could get Repko out.

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

let’s say this, no team needs to win Game 1 more than probably the Yankees (putting the Reds aside for the moment).

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't agree

Liriano is tough, the Yanks could lose game one and still win the next three.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

its pretty quiet (at least over the radio) there.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

if not the for the roof

that ball would landed on the moon!

i’m just kidding……not really

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow, Nelson Cruz's big blast

is Matt Kemp’s fault.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Beane

must be wondering what kind of outfield he could have had in Nelson Cruz / Carlos Gonzalez if he wasn’t such a great GM and traded them away for parts.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

heh

Seriously, OAK needs to part ways at this point.

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Except I am not sure how much of the team he owns

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

its hard to fire an owner.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I expect Ned Colletti to ink

Keith Ginter to a minor-league contract / NRI this off season.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

I was not impressed with Oinkster, probably need to have the Pastrami.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn’t that good.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already knew that

It is why I didnt go

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Their burgers and fries

are pretty good tho

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were in Pacoima, eating birria

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pumped for my return

to Carnitas Michoacan Saturday. I like it better than El Taurino now.

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You never go to games

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a

hipster-avoidance tactic.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t really want to be the 4th wheel

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oinkster Pastrami

is like Johnnies, or the Hat if you like that. I won’t be similar to the type you get at Langers or even Canters

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I thought it was nothing like the Hat. I love the Pulled Pork, and the Happy Hour burger is an excellent deal.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I had it

admittedly right after they opend, it was the thin sliced, steamed type like the Hat. Maybe they’ve changed.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

The pastrami wasn’t very thinly sliced on Sunday

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like it may be better now.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I think they did make a change

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then i’ll be there soon to try it. I generally like Oinkster, but the service is spotty

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, there help is an interesting crew.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's counter service

and the food came to the table quickly. When I went back and ordered three more beers for us, she brought them out to us, rather promptly. No service problems for us.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

just inconstant

couple times it took a long time to get my burger, and the fries weren’t ready. It was busy both times.

/Joe Morgan

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

meant inconsistent

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It can be hit or miss. I think the food is decent, but your best value is the happy hour prices.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's not usually a post-game

option though.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably should have tried the burger with gruyere

I did like the “Belgian fries”. The chipotle ketchup was good with them. They mayo also provided was tasty, but I’m not a mayo on fries person, i.e., not Belgian.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Belgian usually means

twice-fried as well. I’m not the biggest fan of that type. But I’d love to go to Belgium and try the real thing.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might rather

try the ales there. And the chocolate.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sister is in Bruge right now

She’s managing to have all three very nicely.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing has put me on the floor quicker or more unexpectedly than Delirium Tremens.

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are

too fast for me.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone tell her

“Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges.”?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they give movie tours now and they’ll be on one.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had an exchange student from Belgium a few years back

small town in the south, nearer to Luxembourg. I’ll be there someday.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

By had

I assume you mean that you hosted a student at your fine home.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you mean that you hosted a student at your fine home.

And then violated her in unspeakable ways.

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I still classier than Tommy Blackjack? Hmm. Might need to change that sig.

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belgian style!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Covered

in mayonnaise?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That ain’t mayonnaise

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

My preference tends toward

big steak fries.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fries are probably the best thing going for them. Imagine a thicker In n Out type and crispier. Yummy.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DECREED

Belgian fries in the USA = I CONDEMN THEE

Belgian fries in Belgium = I WILL ALLOW IT

The great and powerful Kavula has spoken.

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Counter Burger is excellent, but a little pricey.

One month till Vegas. I will hit up Fat Burger multiple times!

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap, I meant Fuddruckers

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't you just traipse over to Burbank

for that?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should just do the 24 hour buffet pass

Buy it for a later dinner the first night and use it through your next dinner 23 hours later. I think it’s about $35 on weekends.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peaches

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The MGM Mirage hotel groups does it

So does the Harrah’s/Caeser’s group. It’s all the rage.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang that is a lot of food. A buddy of mine found an okay Italian restaurant with a $20 charge for dinner, but that includes all you can drink wine.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staying where?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We normally stay at The Orleans. Not a fan of the Strip

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The have a decent movie theatre in the Orleans that we catch matinees at sometimes

I’ve visited their bowling alley, which looks really good, but haven’t actually used it. Rates looked good too.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, we have player cards there. Two rooms, three nights for $60. Not bad. And I think $5 craps

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strip hotels like to give away their rooms

if you gamble enough.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I meant the bowling rates looked good there.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping to be in Vegas

twice before the end of the year. I still like the Golden Nugget downtown. A nice casino and they give their rooms away.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of dead hookers…

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Went three times this year

Stayed at the Luxor, the Monte Carlo and the Mirage. Paid for one room for our exchange students on the first trip, at the Monte Carlo – actually, they paid their way for lodging, but I believe I got them a good discount.

I don’t think I’ve stayed downtown since it was gentrified. Does Wynn still own the Nugget?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Wynn itself was great

but why have TV’s in the bathroom you can’t see from the toilet?

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should have a Belgium themed Vegas hotel

Except you’d never know what language to use, or whether to let the Germans in.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would choose to speak Walloon

and not Flemish. And you don’t really get a choice on the Germans, they come in anyway.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Germans finally paid off WWI

reparations to Belgium. I had no idea that was still happening. So do they now start paying off WWII?

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy rec

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pulled pork was ok

but I’ve had better. The beer was good, but a little pricey – $6 for a draft micro in what seemed to be a 12oz plastic cup.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why you hit the happy hour and ge the draft for a $10 pitcher

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easy for you to say Mister I live in bordering Pasadena!

:-)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of the things I got going for me.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best memory of 2009 playoffs

Going to Langers before the game to pick up some sandwiches and enjoy them at the game. Then watching Matt take one in the nether regions.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

that was some game.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

listened to that game on radio

vin was in rare form in the 9th. i actually felt bad for holliday.

then I saw the play and i reverted to my usual nelson muntz reaction to most things.

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

i was lucky enough to be there. I remember thinking he wasn’t gonna get it when i saw how he was running in.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

better than the subway I was eating when he hit that.

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

438 feet

Nelly Cruz’ home run

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Outside the homer by Cruz, the Rays scored runs on hits by Jeff Francoeur and Bengie Molina. This series isn’t over yet.

by Tripon on Oct 6, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Bengie Molina shown me.

by Tripon on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

funny because

Bobby Valentine was saying he felt the Rays offense was helped a lot when they walked, but he said Lee wouldn’t be walking them so they had to “hit their way on”. Just made me think of the times they’ve been no hit this year. Though E-Jax did walk like 10 or something.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

TB did have 4 hits, including a double, in the first two innings, but just couldn’t plate a run.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like

the Dodgers

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hah

Benjie Molina on his way to a cycle.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

so fat and slow

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/

by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Giants out of the playoff and Bengie in would have been the best.

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

David Price not so good today.

by DodgerSF on Oct 6, 2010 11:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Ben-jay

home run

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Joe Posnanski JPosnanski
  
Middle-Middle is great description for a crappy baseball pitch. David Price middling Rays’ hopes. But at least they have Shields in Game 2.

by Tripon on Oct 6, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate

the pseudo-Russian guys Herman Munster move at the end of the DirecTV commercial. And any mention of DirecTV should include a “fuck Chase Carey” from me.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

“Opulence – I has it”

"You tryin’ to smush right now?" - Snooki

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I greatly enjoy that commercial, and especially that line.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the dead look in the eyes of the Russian whores

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

made to fail.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean in the commercial, right?

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTW! yes.

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

so realistic.

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The director deserves an award of some kind

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The look

matches that of Tommy Blackjack, as he drinks an unsatisfying beverage.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've drank some drinks man.....

i have drank some drinks……….

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean

when he kisses the tiny giraffe?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he meant the giddy laughter while rocking.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, ok

everytime i see that commercial, I just wonder, “Is he eating grapes made of gold?”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

the commercial is going for classic status out of gate and down the stretch, then stumbles just before the finish line and has to be destroyed.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was in Russia, the citizenry was marked by one common feature

their lack of smiles and laughter.

Seriously, you know how you’re in public and sometimes, you can’t help it, you see something and you give a stranger that hi, how are ya smile? Never happens in Russia.

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're russians, they get shot if they smile

/Miracle

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Russia, country depresses you!

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one with the Giants fan cabbie is just as good

“New York – great city. You must respect – especially the football Giants.”

by oshea2002 on Oct 6, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that one

And doesn’t he say “Giant” singular? I convinced myself that he does, which makes me love it more.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Price is getting tattooed.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

And my playoffs prediction makes one step towards victory

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Oct 6, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a big ol’ tramp stamp.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me…I’m on the fence about those Miller Lite commercials with the female bartenders berating their non-discriminatory male beer-seekers.

They are funny, at least some of them are, but I’m wondering if we are reaching overkill status.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are funny

but if any of us got treated that way at a bar why would we return? Then again if I don’t have my five feet of personal space I’m leaving anyway.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

those first few girls could say whatever the hell they wanted to me, I’d keep coming back.

by oshea2002 on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they can invade any part

of my personal space too. Wait, that might not have come out right.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are talking about different commercials

I was thinking of the ones where they try to get the bartender attention to get a beer.

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about the one with all the signals, including calling the bar? If so, that’s a different one.

The ones we are talking about include the one with the guy in the cat costume (the worst of the commercials of this series), the one with the guy with the tramp stamp, the one with the guy with his panties sticking out of his jeans (“don’t get your panties in a bunch”), etc.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really should do a post about all the various commercials from this year.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

i’m not done with Acura C

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

mostly because

no one says, “give me a light beer.” I think guys who frequent bars know the beer they want to drink.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Price is wrong, bitch! …the only time I’ll quote Adam Sandler, promise

by Pure Azure on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Rod Roddy gay? I was never sure.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays

getting outplayed

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think you can put this one in the books. 5-0 Rangers.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Except

Cliff Lee is pitching against the Rays.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s in a zone. 11 in a row.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

…with 5 strikeouts in those 11 batters, and 8 Ks overall

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Price

gave up 5 or more earned runs twice this season. In fact, he gave up 4 earned runs just once so only three times did he give up 4 or more earned runs a game. 29 other times he gave up 3 or less.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 12:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Clayton

gave up 4 or more runs only two more times, 5 in total.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you think Lee is going to a Cactus League team?

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Headed to the Bay Area tomorrow night

Hopefully I’ll get to laugh at some Gnats fans.

I don’t think I’ll be doing too much laughing at Stanford Stadium on Saturday, or the Coliseum on Sunday.

by oshea2002 on Oct 6, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably a little late for that.

Our D is actually set up to stop them better than other Pac 10 teams, but with a limited Perry and no Horton possibly – no chance.

by oshea2002 on Oct 6, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays are done if that Lee can sit on the corners like that.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nissan Juke?

 What the hell is that thing?

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Lee is through 5

and appears to be on his way to going 7 innings for the 6th time in 6 playoff starts.

Career in playoffs (last year plus today): 45 1/3 innings, 31 hits, 10 runs (7 earned), 6 walks, 41 K, 1.39 ERA, 0.816 WHIP

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cantu

lowering his price for us.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh

His time with the Rangers would have fit perfectly with our second half: 105 PA, .235/.279/.327

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee is cruising today

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by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Elvis Andrus

sporting Troncoso-like facial hair, but a wider beard.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

These announcers, even the one named Martinez

are pronouncing his name like it is “Andrews”, but it should be more like “AHN-drus” (short on the “s”), shouldn’t it? Of course the first name should be EL-vees, also.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Rebecca Lobo

aka Steve Rushin, formerly of Sports Illustrated:

Eight strikeouts for Cliff Lee. Sign behind home plate says 888-FAN-RAYS and that’s what he’s done.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

awesoke

rec

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vin worthy

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays bench doesnt look very good.

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

and that's with Baldelli

starting.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was shocked that he even made the team.

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They went with the RHB against Lee & Lewis

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew Rocco was back with the Rays but I hadn’t seen one highlight of him the entire time.

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was definitely a surprise roster move, that’s for sure.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our bench laughs.

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he’s tired?

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

should’ve kept Dioner :)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today

Lefties
Dan Johnson
Reid Brignac
John Jaso
Matt Joyce

Righties
Desmond Jennings

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else home sick?

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

No

LA is my home town.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only call in sick when the weather is nice.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My company is super strict about not coming in to work when sick

not a very big company, so if a few of the engineers go down we’re fucked. Luckilly I can usually work from home, when the vpn isn’t broken.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Engineers are so bizarre

with any other profession, if a few of them go down, you’re sucked.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lulz

I doubt you want engineers giving BJs. There is simply no way that would end well.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately that’ll never be an issue.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a married man

but I have met a few female engineers in my day from whom that would be acceptable. But I would be selective. And they are really good with adjusting the coefficient of friction.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

silverwidow only calls in sick

for the June draft.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Umpires fucked up already?

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just curious

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101006/ap_en_ot/us_music_glee_beats_beatles

Are these people making any of this money or did they sign away everything?

by meercatjohn on Oct 6, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Generally

the people who make the money are the song composers and the recording company, any derivative product made from the show is probably part of their overall deal.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm

good question. They probably get something, but not much. Then again its not like most artists make any real money of record sales. Its all about merchandise and touring.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

On first glance that seems as credible to me as “Bernie Williams has more postseason home runs than Mickey Mantle.”

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does a song chart on the Hot 100 these days?

Back in the Beatles day, it was a combo of radio airplay and actually sales of product, the 45 rpm single. Do they count digital downloads now or something? In the 1960s, a 45 cost, what, 69 cents? A single-song download is 99 cents, or adjusted for inflation, a lot cheaper.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the risk of continuing to shout "get off of my lawn"

In the old days, you didn’t have the option of buying every album song as an individual selection.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

even with that at bat

the Rangers just struck gold with Vlad didn’t they?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Vlad struck gold in Arlington.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

they did already know he hit well there. Let’s just say everyone got rich

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually have a feeling the Twins will knock off the Yanks this time

Right now Yankees starting pitching has been “CC and pray for mercy” and Twins seem to have something this year. But we’ll see.

My other series predictions since no one cares: Rays over Rangers in 5 (made before this game but don’t want to cheat and change it); Twins over Yanks in 4; Reds over Phillies in 4; Braves over Giants in 5.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Zorilla took him deep

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

in so much

that he can feel pity

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the first playoff HR allowed by Cliff Lee

In these playoffs he has more HR allowed than BB allowed.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

nickpiecoro
  
Dbacks announced that Tom Allison has been fired as scouting director. He has been offered another job in the organization.

by Tripon on Oct 6, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously prepping to bring in Logan White

as assistant GM and allow him to pick his staff.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dipoto is taking that on

Article

Dipoto served as interim general manager for close to three months until Towers was named the permanent GM on Sept. 22. Dipoto, the runner-up for the position, was widely expected to leave the organization, but had a change of heart after a couple of days away.

In his new role, he’ll oversee the amateur and professional scouting departments and the farm system

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A tweet
@keithlaw That would be hilarious. RT @binkar Bryce Bunker … any chance #dbacks hire Eddie Bane and have all 3 of their top GM candidates?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I received it at 1:10 P.M.!

Perfect timing.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot to put that in

sarcasm font.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The intrepid Roberto of Vin Scully is My Homeboy

went to the Rancho Cucamonga event yesterday. He has pix. Two key quotes jumped out at me.

I did ask [DeJon Watson] if Logan White will be back. He said “no comment”. He said to look out for this Quakes team next year. He is really excited because many players from the great Loons team will be with the Quakes.
And
Lasorda was in a great mood. … I discovered why he was so happy. He ate about six hot dogs.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess if the Loons were good, it should stand to reason that the Quakes will be good. I don’t see anybody of consequence jumping to AA.

Martin and Eovaldi will be back in A ball too.

by Michael White on Oct 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The

Loons hitters that were good might feast in the Cal League abundance of hitters parks, but the Loons pitchers might struggle.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Quakes? They changed affiliates?

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The Angels are now the 66ers.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. Had no idea..

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

the boo box

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah totally missed that. The perfect place for the 66ers would be Lancaster! :)

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cliff Lee done good today

If the Yankees SP screws them over in the playoffs, I’m sure that will only increase the amount of money they’ll throw at him.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I still can't believe they thought Burnett was worth what they paid him

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 3 more years left on the deal!

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really knowing much about Burnett

do you think this year is more like he really is? I agree he probably wasn’t worth the money he got, but he’s not really this bad right?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

He was a guy to me with injury issues who usually couldn’t pitch a lot of innings. He does sometimes come close to a war of 3, so I don’t know, whats that worth from a pitcher?

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 million to the Yankees is a lot less than 13 million for anyone else. As long as Burnett isn’t stuck like this forever, it’s a fine deal. If he’s stuck like this forever, the Yankees DFA him, and don’t care.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It probably bothers me more

because the Braves where right there with the yankees ready to hand out a 5 year deal to the guy.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the roster article and Hiroki Kuroda

An MLBTR article later that same day as the one Eric linked doesn’t list Kuroda at all on the Type A & B FA list.

Kuroda, of course, doesn’t qualify for FA under the six-year rule, but his contract allows him to be an FA. Does that mean that he is not offered arbitration and is effectively non-tendered or something like that, and isn’t a Type A or B FA? I guess it is a moot point to LA, because his contract won’t allow the Dodgers to offer arbitration, so they can’t get compensation if he signs elsewhere, but it probably matters to a) the Elias Sports Bureau and b) the team whose FA starting pitcher is the guy that gets bumped if Kuroda is on it.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m pretty sure they can offer him arbitration, just that Kuroda isn’t bound by it.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Cot's
Kuroda may become a free agent after contract expires

Still unclear what the exact mechanism is for that.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the same way Ted Lilly can become a free agent. They can offer him arb, just like they can Lilly.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is his contract worded

that he isn’t bound by the CBA with regard to arbitration and his lack of service time to able to refuse to accept arb?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he like Saito

in the sense where he could use the “I am going back to Japan” gambit anyway.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, in fact, is Saito listed on the link I provided?

He’s still arb-eligible too, with only 5 years service time.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems so long ago that Mr. Saito was fucking shit up for the Dodgers.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

no big deal now. Not even on ATL playoff roster

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

injured

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

not surprising

very old

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not trippin out or anything. But it does seem like a long time ago for me.

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually he was pretty damn good this year.

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, yes,

but that is more of a negotiation tactic than anything else. If the Braves offer him arb, he can’t negotiate with another MLB team.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess

is that the Dodgers agreed not to offer Kuroda arbitration, thus allowing him to a be an FA, just like if they non-tendered, say, Russell Martin. And if they did offer him arb, then he couldn’t be an FA, just like Russell Martin couldn’t if they offered him arb. Under than reasoning, he is not a type-A or a type-B FA.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that is the case at all

He had leverage coming in, unlike Saito, and like Hideki Matsui and Ichiro, and had being a FA after 3 years written into the deal.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant agreed in the contract

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that the mechanism for his FA

is that the contract states that the Dodgers will not offer arb at the expiration of this contract. that would make him an FA.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

in other words, it was probably even more stupid that the Dodgers didn’t trade Kuroda to the Padres, since they were never going to get compensation for him otherwise.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it did keep them

out of the playoffs and probably forcing them to deal Bell and or Gonzalez this off-season.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would of been cool if Kuroda ended up being the reason they win the division and keep the Giants out.

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting point, but even if they made the playoffs

aren’t they going to have to trade on of them anyway?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but I always think its hard to blow up a team that made the playoffs.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't care

They aren’t some juggernaut team that we saved a dynasty by having them miss the playoffs.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would he have accepted?

He had a no-trade. But if he would have….

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been nice to find out

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and saved about $2.3 million or so. :)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sit corrected

Looking back at this Keith Law chat from October 2008, it appears you have it more right than I do:

Scott (Seattle): Hey Klaw. I was wondering why Japanese players aren’t subjected to the same service time requirements (i.e. 6 years for free agency) as other players? Or pretty much why the Mariner’s were scared to lose Johjima after only 3 years.

SportsNation Keith Law: I assume you mean once they come here. Most of those players have insisted on a no-arbitration clause – when the player’s initial contract is up, he would be eligible for salary arbitration, but the club agrees in that initial contract not to offer it. It’s a forced non-tender. And it’s perfectly fair because otherwise those players wouldn’t get to be true free agents until they were in their mid- to late 30s.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I was trying to say

and doing such a poor job or wording.

I think that makes Type not applicable for that kind of FA (and moot for the team losing him and signing him), but who knows.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I updated the roster breakdown to reflect this. Thanks for the heads up.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

More of a think aloud exercise

since I wasn’t sure of anything. But you’re welcome.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My poorly stated point is that the two lists conflict

Still not sure why he gets listed with only three years MLB experience. Are there different rules for international FAs?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was just an error on their part. Perhaps they sorted by service time, weeding out the pre 6-year guys.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the link I posted, everyone is listed, FA or not.

On MLBTR’s list of Type A & B free agents, that’s where I think the error was made, like they sorted out their list from my link, but excluded by service time (just a guess), which would not capture Kuroda.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darren Oliver

is the reason my Dad says he wants to be reincarnated as a left handed pitcher. “They can pitch forever.” he says.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

bleh

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

along that line

Watchmen director Zack Snyder to direct new Superman movie written by Christopher Nolan. (can’t find a link)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

Hopefully Nolan doesn’t get too caught up in “realism” with Supes.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

i’m wondering about that. also, who plays him?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it another reboot?

Is there any reason not to use the same guy as last time? I never saw supes returns so I’m not really sure.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it is supposed to be a “re-introduction” of Superman given the lackluster reception that Returns got.

by OB12 on Oct 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is a reboot

but I wouldn’t mind seeing Routh play Supes again, I thought he did a good job.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly going back to General Zod as the villian.

by OB12 on Oct 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

kneel

before Zod!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

have to share this Terrance Stamp tidbit

he told a story about after Superman II came out, that he was walking down a street, and a group of tough-looking guys stepped in front of him and were like, “Are you that Zod?” and he said, “SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT!!!” and they parted. heh

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Snyder and Raimi are working with bad scripts. The problem Snyder has is that he needs to get a movie out by the end of 2011 and the script still needs major revisions.

by Tripon on Oct 6, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You dare besmirch

Christopher Nolan?

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually the script was written by Jonathan Nolan, his borther. Chris is overseeing the project.

by OB12 on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even Barry Bonds strikes out for a while.

by Tripon on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The musical Wicked

is already a prequel to The Wizard of Oz (there’s a dirty old man), but it doesn’t go as far back as to tell how he becomes the Wizard.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to back walks open the 9th

Neftali Feliz a little shaky in his postseason debut.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

two outs

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he turned that around quickly.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee

can now pitch on full rest in a clincher or series saver game.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I take that

back, he would still pitch on 3 days rest on Sunday.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe Ron Washington said

they wouldn not pitch him on short rest

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not torn but

I expect the Rays, Yankees and Phillies to win but I will root for the underdog

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Philly fans

will have signs deriding Edison’s suspension.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dusty Baker should have good memories

against the Phillies in the playoffs, in 3 NLCS appearances, Baker never had an OPS lower than 1.080.

I saw Dusty’s grand slam in Game 2 of the 1977 NLCS.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If the World Series was Best-of-9, what would be the home field schedule?

2-4-3
3-4-2

Or something else? It was done from 1919-21, but the home field advantage was not consistent.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I would prefer

2-2-1-1-1-1-1

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ending

on Christmas Day!!

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They play 9 in DR Winter ball

but travel not really an issue.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS GO REDS.. LETS GO.

FUCK CARLOS RUIZ and Matt Stairs wherever he may be.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

nice to see the reds score so many runs in spite of phillips and cabrera at the top of the order

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 6, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That is a nasty pitch..

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Orlando Cabrera is hitting #2 for Cincy

and has the worst OPS on that team by far.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo should be starting this game then!

Although he has an 0-0 record in the playoffs, 10 G, 2 starts, 17 IP.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

last in obp, first in dusty’s gut

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 6, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Using stats is for the Mariners.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

or as they're known here

#6org

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

people with money on halladay pitching a cg must be pretty excited

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 6, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Its pouring here, hows it in the valley?

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

How long have the Reds worn these red caps

with black brims?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to say at least 5 years

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan. Same goes for the Mets and Royals.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cap is all blue but has a black brim underneath.. Do you approve?

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by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think all caps started doing that. It doesn’t bother me.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

didnt they have a gray hat in the barry larkin days?

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternate

yep. I think I owned one in college.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like red and black

More teams that were red should use black in their color scheme. Blue and black not so much. So I’ll agree with you on the Mets and Royals, but I think these Cincy ones are ok.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wiki says 2007

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the all red Cincy hats.

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a fan of the Blue Cardinals hats with the bird on the bat either. They should only wear the red caps with the interlocking STL.

JMO

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the bird logo, but understand the allegiance to the hats you saw in your MLB debut :)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red and black

is awesome on unis.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I owned a Marlins cap in 1993. The very first one (all teal w/black brim).

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn near as ugly as the uni’s that the DBacks wore in the late 90’s

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw you Victorino.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

don't you mean

fuck him in the heart?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll save that

for Carlos Ruiz.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

good plan

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ehhhh..

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Really..

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was closer than it should have been.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's hope

teams that score first go 1-1 thus far in the playoffs.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Analyst just called Rolen a "gamer"

then why did both Bowa and LaRussa hate him so?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just about to post something about that too

“He’s a real gamer in every sense of the word.”

How many senses of that word are there?

Blahhhhh…

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by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Phillies fans must hate gamers since they boo him

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by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or he used to play for them….one or the other.

:)

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I knew about that, just mocking them for being dicks ;-)

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by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be great if John Hart, et al, just meant they play a lt of video games.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Kurkjian mentioned him

the other day for the Mets job. I hope they pick him so I don’t have to hear about grit and mental makeup anymore.

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about

hitter hands?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he had talent. And people are morons.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friends were able to get tickets

to Game 7 of the NLCS if it’s in SF. But such an outcome is pretty unlikely. Me going to this game wouldr require the Giants to beat the Braves, and the Reds to beat the Phillies…not to mention, the Giants coming uncomfortably close to the WS.

by DodgerSF on Oct 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would slice my throat before I went to that.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

…with the edge of a cardboard box.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And lie quietly in rubbing alcohol

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You going to that game would also require a strong tolerance

for things that are potentially, inherently Evil.

But yeah, unlikely that game ever happens.

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by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to leave work

and play FIFA 11 until my eyes fall out of my head.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I still haven’t bought it yet. FIFA 10 was awesoke.

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I skipped that one. FIFA burnout.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIFA 11 is the best....

AWESOME…

Louise Bourgoin: The hottest French actress I've ever seen <3

by Jojo93160 on Oct 6, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a PS3 and standard def TV, which makes it less motivating to buy new titles.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

TVs are cheap now, you should get on that.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am seriously considering it. But I am stubborn about wanting ONLY Sonys. And not a smallish one either.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Delias Man said..

Best Buy.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. But there are logistics problems — heavy tax, set-up charge, DirecTV bill increase, new receiver charge, etc.

I don’t have the $$$ for that shit at the moment.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must love macs too

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Sony’s aren’t worth the money IMHO. Just get a samsung that looks just as good for much cheaper.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a sharp Aquos

it’s nice

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is the new one with the yellow mixed in? Is it any better?

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no idea

that’s the Quattron. I haven’t seen in person.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inherent problem with using TV personalities for marketing instead of random no-name actors. I can never remember anything except George Takai is yellow.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

George Takai is yellow

I’m just gonna sit back and admire that, since I know it wasn’t purposeful

by Josie Becker on Oct 6, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you give me no credit!

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It can do pure yellows better, but there’s a reason why we haven’t needed yellow pixels ever.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would argue there is an appreciable difference

between Vizios and other brands, although vizio has been releasing some higher quality tvs I think. They aren’t that much cheaper the last time I looked either.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Samsung

3 TV’s
Washer
Dryer
Refrigerator

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a time when Samsung

was the piece o’ shit electronics brand.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

luckily it is not anymore

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm just saying

HD TV’s are really reasonable now, and Best Buy will give you one hell of a financing deal.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will pay me interest

to borrow the money?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

practically

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

0% for a year?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

18 months if your credit is good enough

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and at bestbuy.com

or only in store?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would you have a tv shipped?

Thats just asking for trouble

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can order online

and pickup at store front desk

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

true

I used to do that all the time, until I realized they where so incompetent I rarely saved any time by doing so.

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gets shipped to the store

What’s the diff?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

both

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HiDef doesn't add much

to the draft coverage I imagine. ;-)

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is also not much rush to buy

since they do not shoot Jersey Shore in HD.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The

shine from the grease would be blinding. (I’ve never seen a second of this show, so I have no idea what I’m talking about.)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

tomorrow is your chance

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am comfortable with my ignorance

on this subject.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will put you back to 49 followers then

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're already ugly enough on the inside

do you want to see how ugly they are on the outside too?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

2001 - 2010 ERA+

Roy Halladay 147
Roy Oswalt 136

With 1500 IP minimum, for that time period, that is second and third to only Johan Santana at 148.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck

didn’t Cabrera just go to first with that? Choke. Valdez is fast, but hell, that was the only chance.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

How is that a error? He makes the catch, and he has plenty of time to make the throw.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a error*

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay getting RBI base hits.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeezus

REDSFAIL inning.

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by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

To the former AL pitcher, Volquez? Really??

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by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably Volquez’s last batter. Victorino has a chance for an early KO.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda pegged this one as a loss for the Reds anyway

but not a great start here…

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by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

makes you wonder if dusty felt the same way.. but you gotta beat Halladay at least once..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 6, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming he thought Volquez would be better than this

and keep it close. You can beat Halladay even if you don’t score many runs off him if your SP gives you a chance to win late, keeps you in the game. So no I doubt it.

EV was just terrible.

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by underdog on Oct 6, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw you Victorino.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Only player my wife has

booed.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuroda is my hero

for what he did to him. Though for all his bitching, I wish he would have drilled him in the ribs next time.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to nominate Mr. Victorino

For the person I want to hear has been gang raped in prison.

To much?

by Grimjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mispelled Victorino. It’s spelled R-U-I-Z

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

so….. Phils doing this in 11 straight games?

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Very busy this afternoon

but checking in to say

Fuck you, Ruiz.

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

One bolt of lightning, thats all I ask for.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You will be alerted if a reason does come about.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

with so few teams to root for, i’ll prolly only turn on games in case of snow or ice or some other exciting weather

by mintxcore on Oct 6, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got an unexpected chance to meet Tommy Lasorda a couple of hours ago. He was at the place where I work, being very personable and wearing a sweater vest.

by guy clinch on Oct 6, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you go see him?

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. I got to shake his hand. Everytime I’ve met someone remotely famous I’ve said something very dumb, so I just told him thanks a lot for sharing your time and I’m a big fan, etc. (I work at a non-profit and he was here visiting).

by guy clinch on Oct 6, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're all a bunch of Rick Monday's!

Can’t turn on the game here, what’s the score?

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

17-0

Bottom 2nd

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Eagles?

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The score?

Carlos Ruiz — Fuck You!
The Rest of the World — Zero

Classier than Tommy Blackjack since 2010

by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all Steve Bartman’s fault.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Matt Kemp’s

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-0 Phillies after 2 1/2 innings

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious tweet
@OGOchoCinco Im totally pisstified here at the veterinary and this damn pigeon just laid 2 eggs,i thought she was giving birth, WTF,they better hatch now

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That USPS commercial

sucks.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

actually

it stinks, like other brown things.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

not watching

is it the “no weigh, yes way” one? because that one sucks.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"That's Logistics"

sung to “That’s Amore”. As awful as it sounded.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Not USPS. UPS.

Sounds terrible.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, typo - yes, should be UPS

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, that one

i know that one…..

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dean Martin knocked over his glass as he rolled over in his grave

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 3:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

but spilled not a drop

he’s that cool

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not even like "That's Amore" is a good song

I mean, it’s all right. It’s mostly a classic because it’s old. But it’s fine. Inoffensive.

Still, why ruin it? What did that song ever do to you?

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Substituting "logistics" for "amore" is just bizarre

Of course building an ad campaign around the word “logistics” is probably a stupid idea.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

(points finger at nose)

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

via mobile

Back at Peaches?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they want bigger tips.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't give 'em a big tip

I’m a MOT — I had a bris.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What is Peaches?

In Jacksonville, Arkansas…..it is an adult entertainment establishment.

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same thing in the area where Eric lives

They have a prominent billboard along the interstate there, which is the road to Vegas for me.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric has forever ruined that drive for me

Now whomever is stuck in the car with me gets to hear about some guy I know that lives out here.

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. First drive through there after the first ever TBLA night

Wife: “We’re passing through Victorville now.”
Dave: “Remember Eric Stephen from True Blue LA? He lives out here”

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course the standard reply

“People really live out here?”

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or the pithier

“What a hellhole.”

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

and

“go fuck yourself”

by mintxcore on Oct 6, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet I could get so much action if i was single and lived out there.

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by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

and carried a briefcase full of meth.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it is 90+ minutes closer to Vegas

than where I live.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s 90+ minutes away from where all the cool people live

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should of started Wood.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

that will be the headline

if he keeps shutting them down.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course that happens/

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooda cooda shooda

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 3:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

gonna wanna shonna

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just drill that fuck in the back.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

no

back of the neck

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conan Blimp!

All orange. Wow.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

pic

Another shot of the Conan blimp

Posted on Natuba

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think Conan

is Orange Irish.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her father is

the district attorney

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're risking

a patient’s life

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

….can’t remember the overplayed Boston Legal ad. What was that one?

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Boston Legal. Boston Public.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Connect 5 diagonal block.

by kinbote on Oct 6, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curses!

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im done with this game.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't turn it off

it’s “very interesting,” if you know what I mean….

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't give up hope

a naked Joe Morgan could be just what the doctor ordered for this team

by mintxcore on Oct 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Giants Co-Worker

just knocked on my office door, waving the Giant’s Orange Rally Towel.

by DodgerSF on Oct 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Take the towel, soak it in gas, stick said towel in a glass bottle full of more gas and promptly light and it and throw it into his car.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop by his qube

After they get dumped from the playoffs and ask to borrow his orange cry rag.

by Grimjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somehow “Giants Suck” just doesn’t have the same impact right now.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had lunch with a Giants fan

He’s a nice guy. Really too bad about the Giants thing. I just said, “no offense, but i hope your team loses.” He said, “I can accept that.”

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sat next to a SF Dad and Son at the ASG, we traded garlic fries for panda express orange chicken. I came up in that deal.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does “Q” use a qube?

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q-Bert does.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit on the desk of said employee while they are gone…..even better, while they are typing.

Slap them with a black jack and cut the achillies tendon on both legs.

I bet they won’t do it again.

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get to use Rapistberger on my fantasy team next week. Definitely need his help.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

is that really the guy’s name? Rapistberger?

by DodgerSF on Oct 6, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

His ancestors hail from the German town

of Rapist, apparently.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Russkie must of invested in Gazprom.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Phillips has as many unbuttoned buttons on his jersey

as Vicente Padilla’s shirt in a nightclub.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

No

I mean “shirt”!

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how the dude ont he left

is checking out Vicente’s tits.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard Josh is all man. Don’t worry.

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't worried.

Hell, if it were me — I’d also be checking out Vicente’s tits. They’re bee-yoo-tee-ful.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and they’re spectacular.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is

Josh Suchon, and Kenji Nimura, translator on the other side.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The button below the Tom Jones button is now known as the Padilla.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shudder to consider

Padilla’s panty collection.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can only imagine

the girls he has banged in his day.

I bet they are awesoke too!

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

so quick

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither did Tom Jones' girls

after they threw theirs on stage.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I am glad to be here.”

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t tell Tony LaRussa.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No longer very interesting.

Now merely interesting.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Anger Rising…

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rangers DFA Rich Harden

They needed a roster spot right now for a waiver wire pickup.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Halladay is a G. A straight up G.

by UCLADodger32 on Oct 6, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

If nobody else in the room won't talk about it

Has anybody noticed that Halladay is tossing a no-hitter through 6?

by Grimjack on Oct 6, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That is what "interesting" meant

Obviously he would be the first to do it the regular and post-season in the same year.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo thought that throw was terrible.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Stephen Drew says

I win!

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear the AZ Cardinals need a QB.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That throw brought such joy, and was supposed to be a harbinger of good things to come.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

those heady days

seems so, so long ago.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that might have been the most entertaining moment of the season.

by UCLADodger32 on Oct 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

AH...

The good old days.

"Don’t let the spike hair fool you, like I’m not a bitch." - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Oct 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

rough break man

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky!

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not

Rocktober.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

October makes me thankful that most months don’t rhyme with things.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucktober sounds like it would be an awesome month.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably even better than Blowjobruary

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and infinitely better than Rapril

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yankees Lineup

Jeter SS
Swisher RF
Teixeira 1B
Rodriguez 3B
Cano 2B
Thames DH
Posada C
Granderson CF
Gardner LF

Sabathia P

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought ARod would be hitting 8th for sure…

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twins Lineup

Span CF
Hudson 2B
Mauer C
Young LF
Thome DH
Cuddyer 1B
Kubel RF
Valencia 3B
Hardy SS
 
Liriano P

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Joey Votto with the stall tactic, the late backing out of the box.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

cincy broadcasters have been ranting about this (or the lack thereof) for the last 30 minutes

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 6, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need some Fish N Chips. NOW.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

dont leave out the malt vinegar!

by DodgerSF on Oct 6, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about just tarter, but that sounds interesting as well. Also, tons of lemon juice.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya, it’s delicious with malt vinegar and lemon juice.

by DodgerSF on Oct 6, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Catfish and Doritos?

:)

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chilean Sea Bass and Salt and Vinegar Pringles?

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

flirting with a no-no

by DodgerSF on Oct 6, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’m torn.

What do I root for? Do I root for history? Or FUCK THE PHILLIES?!

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always root for history (unless it’s Game 7 of the WS). There’s always time for them to get fucked

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, good. OK. C’mon, Doc!

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was 0-0 or 1-0 (maybe even 2-0) I would be rooting for the Reds to hit and score, but given that it’s 4-0 against Halladay, we might as well, to quote Bobby Knight, “sit back and enjoy it.”

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rape a big theme today for some reason.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Roy Halladay for being so fucking likeable.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That is precisely my dilemma.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I wish we had way overhyped prospects to trade away for Roy Halladay and Cliff Lee too.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did.

Their names are Matt Kemp, James Loney, Russell Martin…..

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We just got Julio Lugo, Mark Hendrickson, and Danys Baez for our overyped prospects.

And some guy named Manny.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, at that point was already down and Loney was (still) a never-was. Kemp was having his breakout 2009 year. It would have had to be Billingsley traded for him and I’m equally happy we still have him.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a shame that we have to give up a Billingsley, while Detroit trades horseshit like Andrew Miller for Miggy.

by silverwidow on Oct 6, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We traded horseshit like Andy LaRoche for Manny.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That

has got to hurt you.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you love something, you’ve got to learn when to let go.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recommend after said something ruins your fantasy team three years in a row.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't

Sting steal write something like that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would have repeated it 10,000 times at the end of the song, so I would remember something like that.

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

“free, free, set them free”
repeat.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me

or does Shane Victorino just LOOK like the type of person who still wears diapers?

by mintxcore on Oct 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

To me

He looks like the type of person that fucks people still wearing diapers.

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am banking on the fact that there aren’t any kiddie fuckers on here.

Foolish of me?

:)

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pedophile is too clinical a term. I think “kiddie fuckers” should get more run.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard there might be

pig fuckers.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i assumed he meant Victorino hangs out in the geriatric ward.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking either way. Good catch sir!

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your comment was brilliant. Dual purpose.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Twitter. Up your capacity

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

speaking of capacity issues

We need a new thread.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

once this game is done, and/or…you know

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and/or…you know

Carlos Ruiz gets fucked?

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay is so fucking good.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Halladay for Billingsley trying to throw cutters and sinkers every damn pitch at the end of 2009.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

I want the Phillies to lose, but I want Halladay to do this. That last pitch was freaking nasty

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Everything that man throws is nasty. He’s really fucking good.

by UCLADodger32 on Oct 6, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay is um....good at baseball

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Roy Halladay

best pitcher of the 3rd millenium.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The only time since 1969

that a pitcher has had less than 2 base runners in a game was a complete game one-hitter by Kevin Millwood (11 years to go to this day), the one hit was a solo home run by Ken Caminti, in the second inning.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

… in the post-season, of course.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pitch, the zone has been pretty big for Halladay, so shut it Howard.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dilemma

If Shane Victorino makes a DeWayne Wise like catch in the top of the 9th, do I cheer or boo?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo if hes not hurt on the play.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheer, after he is being carted off

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheer after because he is being carted off.

Fixed

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If Shane was on the Reds right now, would he lay down a bunt to break it up?

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 6, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If

Ruiz was, he’d shatter a bat and have a dunker drop in.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

for a triple

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither cheer nor boo

instead, channel Reggie in The Naked Gun: must… kill… victorino….

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Halladay

were to strikeout the side, he would have the second highest game score for a 9 inning game in post-season history, only Roger Clemens one hit, two walk, 15 strikeout complete game shutout in 2000 would be higher.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now

he is tied with Don Larsen if he gets the next two outs.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda funny

Baseball is a summer sport and blah.. but 90 percent of the post season games are fucking brutal in terms of weather.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 6, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I consider it two outs already.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Did something happen on the walk? Bad call?

by Eric Stephen on Oct 6, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I just don’t think Cairo has a chance in hell.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

are they pinch hitting for Bray?

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cairo hitting for him

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

No LH bats on Dusty's bench

at this point?

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait Miguel Cairo is still alive and Joe Torre didn’t demand he come to the Dodgers?

by regfairfield on Oct 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Count on Larry Anderson to take it to a weird place
I don’t know if there’s a famine on this earth that is stronger than [Halladay’s] hunger for this.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

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by nolander on Oct 6, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is strange

say the man traded for Jeff Bagwell

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got away with a hanger there. One of the few mistakes hes made.

by UCLADodger32 on Oct 6, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Well holy shit he’s one out away.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations Roy Halladay.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

So, uhhhhh, I guess the only way for Roy and the Phils to go is down, right?

by UCLADodger32 on Oct 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t believe this is happening

by keithc13 on Oct 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

the contract extension he signed with philly is ludicrous. he could make a jillion dollars.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn’t even dramatic. Incredible.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Game score equals

50+27+10+8-1 = 94 tied with Don Larsen’s perfect game

by bhsportsguy on Oct 6, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

unbelievable.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 6, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruiz almost got tangled up with the bat there

that could have been very, very interesting.

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by David Young on Oct 6, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

godamn phillies

everything goes fucking clockwork for them

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 6, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah and the Phillies are up 1-0 in a best of five series.

by Alex41592 on Oct 6, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

man, i hate the Dodgers sometimes

by DodgerSF on Oct 6, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

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