Dodgers Announce 2011 Spring Training Schedule
The Dodgers announced their 2011 spring training schedule today. Among other things, they open Dodger Stadium with exhibitions against the Angels on Monday, March 28, and against the Mariners on Wednesday, March 30, with a game in Anaheim in between. Here is the full exhibition schedule (games at Camelback Ranch in blue):
| February/March | ||||||
| Sunday | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday |
| 26 Ana |
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| 27 Ana |
28 CWS |
1 Cle |
2 KC |
3 Cin |
4 SF |
5 Cin |
| 6 at CWS |
7 Col |
8 Mil |
9 Sea |
10 SD |
11 Oak |
12 Tex (ss) |
| KC (ss) | ||||||
| 13 CWS |
14 Tex |
15 Tex |
16 | 17 Ari |
18 SF |
19 Mil |
| 20 at CWS |
21 Oak |
22 ChC |
23 at CWS |
24 Col |
25 Sea |
26 SD |
| 27 Cle |
28 Ana (LA) |
29 at Ana |
30 Sea (LA) |
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The Dodgers play 17 of their 30 Cactus League games at Camelback Ranch. All times are 1:05pm local time unless otherwise noted, and are of course subject to change. Tickets and more information can be found here.
This season, the Dodgers had 28 Cactus League games scheduled in 27 days, including three split-squad days and two days off (not counting the Taiwan trip). Next season, the Dodgers have 30 games in 30 days, including one split-squad day and one off day.
If you are planning a trip to Arizona, it looks like that first week has a lot of home games, and the Dodgers play six straight games at Camelback Ranch from March 19-24. But, in reality, all the parks are within 30-40 minutes of each other, so getting to a game won't be a problem no matter where you stay.
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I wonder
how many Dodger players call it CamelToe Ranch?
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
So how glorious does pavano look?
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I just want a pic of him in the throwbacks
and with the stache
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Strange
The mandatory date for all players to report by is still March 1, 2011. Pitchers and Catchers reporting day is February 11th (voluntary) and for other players it is February 18th.
I wonder if they will change this with the moving up the MLB season.
what the hell is going on with this umps strike zone? pavano keeps throwing it down the middle for balls..
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Curtis Granderson
MFY
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by angelofdeath on Oct 7, 2010 4:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Pavano pornstache power fading
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Looking less like New Pavano v2.0 and more like Old Pavano
though that was a hell of a nice DP there.
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MLB still persisting with the stupid pavano headline
the yankees knew pavano was good, thats why they paid him. It was health ya morons.
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god forbid the twins should make the guy throw some pitches
eh
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From KLaw chat today
Ray A. (San Francisco, CA)
Keith, The NL West has the best pitching in baseball….And it will be this way for at least the next 2-3 years. How can you not agree?
Klaw
(1:26 PM) There’s way too much dreck at the back of NL West rotations for me to agree with that.
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well...
Right now we have no one in the back of our rotation.
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I would prefer to just say we have no one
lol. I wasn’t disagreeing with him when it came to our rotation
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Well the only thing I'd disagree with is
MOSt teams in general have “dreck” at the back of their rotation. 5 great pitchers, very few teams have them right now. The top 3 starters for each NL West team (assuming Dodgers brought back Kuroda, of course) is pretty strong though. Looking at some of these AL playoff teams I’m not that impressed with guys beyond #2 or 3.
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Yeah
but people aren’t ready to give up the talking point of how weak the NL West is.
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By that standard all the divisions are weak
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All the other divisions
did not have a team like the Padres leading them for most of the year.
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Padres where 27-14 against the central
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For ever bad team
in the West I can point to at least one team thats just as bad in the east or central.
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Okay
but I think we are talking top to bottom, and in 2010 the NL West was a weak division. JMO
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I will agree the east was stronger
but the central wasn’t.
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He may be overpaid but he's hardly dreck
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AL East, for all its hype, has good depth
I’m sick of the ESPN AL East love affair too, but when healthy most of the teams have 5 quality guys
Even my dad the yankee fan would tell you
they did not have 5 quality starters in the later part of this year, barely had 3. But their lineup was awesome and of course so was CC. Rays have may 3. Orioles? Blue Jays have 5?
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I'd disagree on the Rays
Neiman may have struggled at the end but he was hurt. Wade Davis will be a horse. Hellickson is probably already better then 75% of the pitchers in rotations right now.
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Nieman being hurt is true, it was after that I started doubting their depth
but probably not fair. Was not impressed with Shields this year either though (before today even), xFIP and BABIP notwithstanding.
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when healthy
Toronto has 5 guys..Marcum, Morrow, Romero, Cecil, Drabek (ok, a rook) tho they have been missing Litsch and McGowan the last year or two. Orioles are coming but not there yet…
At least the Orioles actually have arms
some of those guys will pan out.
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twins got a flight to catch or something?
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
he had thrown 37 through 2
and now 50 through 4. Ridiculous.
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then again theyre swinging at pitches in the zone, just nothing is happening
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeez. Lance Berkman, #8 hitter...
crushes one out.
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Grid is up
http://www.truebluela.com/2010/10/7/1737500/tbla-2010-postseason-contest-grid
Many unhappy Ray fans on that grid.
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If Pavano can get through the sixth unscathed I'll be impressed.
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Hey, I typed that when they only had a guy on 1st
with coming up.
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I don't like Swisher since he went clean cut
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Man. He had a horrible year in CHW, and then just blew back up going back to NY.
He was between .835 and .860 something OPS in 06 and 07
Like .745 in 08 with Chicago
.869 and .870 with NY
He was traded for BOOM BOOM
White Sox ended with no Swish or Boom, but they did have Vizquel to play 3rd base so I guess they came out a head.
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Nice to see the Twin fans enjoying outdoor baseball once again.
What a nightmare for them that had to be.
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Amazing how long Posada has been catching now
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ODOG can only hit home runs in the post season
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Will someone give this guy a multi year deal for crying out load
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nothing quiet about The Riot.
Of course, in about 11 months, we may be singing “we’re not gonna make it, no we’re not gonna make it.”
by Eric Stephen on Oct 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
a useful skill to have
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O-DOG GRITTINESS
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Woof Woof
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by angelofdeath on Oct 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
gameday not a fan
of his strike zone
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Jon Miller
was shocked on two pitches to Granderson before he hit it off the wall.
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Yanks got about as good as they could have expected from Pettite
middle relief game now.
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Dude can run
but what was the point with Thome up and two out. Does Kemp = Delmon?
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Orel said
during the drive that he had 18-20 analysts putting out stats for him. Jon Miller said he had 1800 and gets them 24/7 via twitter. Eric have you been twittering Jon?
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Remember, Yankees on the road. Of course you can never use your closer on the road unless you are ahead.
EVER
Oh I remember
I learned that in the very first series this year, when the Dodgers were on the road against the Pirates.
Now with 33% more Kavula
Javier Vazquez
went from CY Young numbers in Atlanta to bench duty. Berkman went from Berkman to batting 8th.
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Talked to a Yankee fan about that yesterday
I see two explanations.
1. The NL really is that much worse than the AL.
2. Javier Vazquez has something wrong in his head that makes him think he can’t pitch in NY, and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I hate the whole “can’t pitch in NY” argument, like New York is some sort of mythical Valhalla instead of a dirty, grimy hellhole.
Now with 33% more Kavula
Ed Whitson has no idea what you are talking about
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Thanks
Had to change it. I spent all of my classiness, and now, Tommy Blackjack is classier than me again.
I always strive to be truthful in my sigs.
Now with 33% more Kavula
Tommy Blackjack is classier than me again
I’m tempted to use that as my sig
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ooohhh
bad call
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Can't believe Gardner became a real baseball player
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that seemed to be the sentiment in the first game.
Ignore shitty calls, just make another great pitch!
It happens in every baseball game, which is why there is no cyring in baseball
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It's totally true, it's on the pitcher to regain composure and still get them out
On the other hand, it’s gotta be deflating and demoralizing to have a clear strike, not even a borderline strike, completely blown. Makes a pitcher not sure where they’re supposed to throw it after that.
Still, he needs to settle himself down and make a good pitch – again.
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The thing that sucks
for the Twins, is that Pavano did make a nice pitch right after to Berkman, but Puma just went down and got it. Really not much you can do about it.
Which is why it sucks, I guess. :)
Not even the worst example of bad umpiring
Remember has poorly the games were called last year? Two runners caught off third base on the same play, but only one called out…?
Now with 33% more Kavula
However, there is tying in baseball

Now with 33% more Kavula
by Humma Kavula on Oct 7, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Valencia looked more green than orange on that bunt field fail.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
twins in trubba
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Ranger fans can't agree
two shutouts by lefties back to back. Along with the no no, things are happening that have never happened in non world series post season play. And that is only after two games.
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Just another late inning meltdown
by the Twin pitching. Uncanny how the Yankees just wait until the 6th-9th to dig that dagger into their fans.
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I really feel bad for Twins fans, I do...
this would be 11 straight playoff losses.
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how we felt until Loney went grand salami for us
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They should have traded us
Ramos for Blake, I blame them for their troubles.
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Jay Jaffe asked how one should describe the atrocity Craig Sager is wearing
One suggestion:
Oh, that’s going in tomorrow’s column RT @KRADeC: @jay_jaffe I call what Craig Sager’s wearing “my grandmother’s couch.”
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Playing Devil Advocate.
The game is hard enough already. MLB shouldn’t have shitty umpires making the game harder than it has to be.
ROBOUMPS
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If the human element is so important to the game, program roboumps to screw up every once in a while.
Of course when they turn into Killbots
then people may rue the day they came up with the idea!
unless it’s at a Giants game.
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Maybe
but a universal strike zone would work and if the Umps don’t comply, fuck em. But that won’t happen
Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980
Yep.
1. The umps are really bad, and the officiating needs a complete overhaul, and maybe even elimination in favor of automatic/robotic officiating.
2. Until that happens, there is no point in antagonizing the officials during the game. If you really don’t like it, try to get it changed.
Now with 33% more Kavula
TBS
showed the number of World Series titles, we were number five but got passed the Red Sox during the decade.
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So if you post something like that and don't provide the answer, people have sex with you?
Oh, you mean the other cut.
I got it.
(rolls up his sleeve)
just keep it above the waist
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
fight club is different
its wierdly great
i have yet to see Inception
but I love all those movies. I don’t give any a “best ever” moniker
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hide yo kids hide yo wife
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
that was a long inning
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
That inning was longer than a Garrison Keillor private eye sketch.
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Guy Noir! Damnit, I just had to tweet an improved version of that joke
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Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls.
…where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
To be fair, the Twins really are still searching for the answers to life's persistent questions
like, “Whadda we gotta do to beat the Yanks?”
Now with 33% more Kavula
Hell they would have lost me until last year
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I'm sure Twins fans love seeing that one called a strike
after the earlier miss, though close enough where the batter should try to at least safely foul it off…
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twins lookin more like the rays
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
was there already
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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
thats exactly what I'm thinking right now
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
mlb is rigged
they want the yanks in the WS…. like the nba wants the lakers
No idea who Oliver Stone is...?
… sits down… takes a sip of Bigelow Tea and watches “Platoon” to relax.
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And Apocalypse Now too!
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Jor-el
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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t mean to open up this can o’ worms, but in looking at some of the 2010 player profiles, matthew got Kemp’s HR total exactly right.
I was 0.01 away on Kuroda’s ERA.
I was thinking of doing a post about those predictions
but we really didn’t get dick for responses, so I’m torn.
I am VERY confused as to why I didn't put in a prediction for Bills
That seems like something I would do, haha.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
If it's no trouble
Could you link Kershaw’s? I’d like to see how close I came on it. Screw it I’ll just search it, and Bills too, haha.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
I was a third of an inning off for Kershaw, and my WHIP guess (1.196) was close to the actual (1.179)
Check my post below, I was very close on Kershaw’s season.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
Did you say 204 innings pitched as well?
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
This is one of the first thing’s I’ve ever done remotely right, I’m going to post this on my facebook! lol, jk.
Though I did show my cousin on there, and he then told me it helps that I have no life :(
The bastard, haha.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
sounds like
my family
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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Take a look at that
3.21/1.15/204
With 221 Ks and 81 BBs.
He will finish top 5 in Cy Young voting.
by Ivdown on Apr 3, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
Said 221 ks and 81 walks in 204 innings pitched.
He struck out 212 with 81 walks in 204.1 innings pitched. I was only .03 off of his WHIP total as well (guessed 1.15 and he got 1.18).
Do I know my Clayton Kershaw or what :D
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
It's likely only because I was more obsessed with his numbers than any player's I've ever followed
That said next year I’ll probly come nowhere close.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
Btw
http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/index.php/is-clayton-kershaw-an-ace/#comment-36264
Oh lolz.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
Fuck
from Jaymee Sire of CSN (apparently stands for Cunty Spelling of Names):
Tomorrow’s #Braves SP Tommy Hanson fouled a ball off the plate during BP that bounced up and hit him in eye. Immediately walked off field
Immediately walked off field
That sucks but I would of most likely laughed in person.
Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980
nice to see the yankee mercenaries doing well
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
twins should bunt more
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
I hope Devin Ebanks makes the Lakers, if only because the dude tweets a shitload. There is a lot of crap, but I bet at least once during the season there will be a nugget or two in there.
him and Carracter(sp?)
already got two year contracts
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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
he may
Be on the D-League but I think he will be around
by bhsportsguy on Oct 7, 2010 5:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
seriously
he sucks
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
yeah
guess I’ll learn to tolerate his fouls for 1 more year
:)
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
half a year
maybe :)
I’m a Machine fan, but his future on the Lakers is probably in question.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Twins can't get Wood
Fans left unsatisfied and angry
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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Twins cant touch Wood
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
And are ejected from playoffs prematurely
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by underdog on Oct 7, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This ump really does blow though
He’s not been consistent, at all.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Dear Mr. Johnson, this is not a golf match
Please announce accordingly, thank you.
Signed,
Tired of Somnambulist Announcers
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
..

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yee
i actually just recently learned what a somnambulist was….. watching the Cabinet of caligari
Awesoke
such a creepy movie
Wait, you’ve seen that but you don’t know Oliver Stone? ;-)
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
yeahh
watched it in my cinema class…
dont know oliver stone though..
And wrote The Hand, too!
(awful Michael Caine movie)
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
oo
wil probably see some of his movies soon
sleepwalker ;-)
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
hahahahhahahhahhhha
delmon young made that look lke hes robing a homer….. easy routine catch
Rivera
Has never given up 3 runs in his 83 postseason appearances.
by bhsportsguy on Oct 7, 2010 5:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
every time the twins throw a punch
the yankees kick em in the balls
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
damn i want 2009 postseason arod
man, that was an amazing run
I save that for players
Umpires are just idiots, they don’t deserve my LOL
"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"
Wow nice digs in Pittsburgh
Crosby is still Cindy though…
"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"
what a momentum killer
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
think about that
when I beat the rap
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
0.74 ERA in 115+ inning for rivera in the postseason
and we though that kuo had a good Season…
Kuo had a good season
Rivera has had a good CAREER.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
OUCH TWINS

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
son I am disappoint
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Look I love Ej on Inside The NBA
But having him commentating on baseball is annoying…
"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"
Very good chance that Game 1 of the ALCS will feature a Cleveland special of CC vs Cliff Lee, just like Game 1 of last year’s WS.
These playoff games have been great this year.
Just having the no hitter puts it up there over most years.
baseball is all about momentum.
I can’t remember how many times, the Dodgers lost that momentum and then proceeded to bend over and take it with no lube.
Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980
This is Eric's response to spc7 in a post earlier this year. Funny shit. I am coughing Im laughing so hard.
A few words of advice 1) Learn to spell
2) USE A FUCKING PERIOD
by Eric Stephen on Mar 3, 2010 9:48 AM CST
More hair on his knuckles than lakersdodgersyankessphilliescubsjazzbearsravensgalaxytigerwoodsrickiefowler has on his ass!
j/k dude.
:)
Didnt I tell you that MLBTR say that shit to him?
lakersdodgersyankessphilliescubsjazzbearsravensgalaxytigerwoodsrickiefowler
LOL but its still funny.
Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980
Yeah that’s crazy. Who would do that?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHN/CHN200810010.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/PHI/PHI200810090.shtml
laughed at the TBS announcers
before the game one said,
“He looks like he should be skateboarding from the bullpen.”
i said,
“Looks more like he should fly in on a broom and cackle after every strikeout.”
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
I remember lowe’s defense being horrible.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 7:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
one that I remember
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Good
Buster Posey was taught the art of losing in HS. It will serve him well.
Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980
lets go Lowe!
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
the tag was applied before Posey touched the base.
however, the umpire missed the call and Posey is safe.
by 68elcamino427 on Oct 7, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
KKKKowe
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
wait
this makes more sense:
DereKKKK
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Don't like this move
IBB Sandoval to face Ross.
the announcers agree
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Don’t agree with the ibb. Sandoval is a hacker supreme.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 7:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
dammit
that move sure did backfire
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
I thought Conrad plays 3rd/1st only and I thought Infante was a middle infielder by trade.
Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980
Infante pulled his hand back away from the ball as he was running toward it.
Looked like it was hit too hard for him to handle.
Not that difficult of a play for a pro.
by 68elcamino427 on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I look forward to the phillies eating the giants lunch
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 7:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
If a Giants-Phillies series happens
I hope both teams spontaneously combust
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
by shaqfor3 on Oct 7, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My god this double chalupa is a shit sandwich
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
If they sell it in steak I'll try it
"She thinks her shit don’t stink. So I paid her no attention." - DJ Pauly D
Since you are back in the area
There is a food truck event sat morning at long beach
"She thinks her shit don’t stink. So I paid her no attention." - DJ Pauly D
Me and my wife
I live too far away from mike
"She thinks her shit don’t stink. So I paid her no attention." - DJ Pauly D
Hopefully he will just live the lifestyle
"She thinks her shit don’t stink. So I paid her no attention." - DJ Pauly D
Uh.....
2. Who will be the Dodgers’ closer?
Outgoing manager Joe Torre said that, based on his conversations with Mattingly, the role will again be Jonathan Broxton’s to lose going into spring training. Unless the Dodgers find another closer from somewhere else — Francisco Rodriguez is expected to be the most notable one on the free-agent market, but the Dodgers probably can’t afford him — their only alternatives are Hong-Chih Kuo, who is dependable but can’t be used often enough to be a full-time closer, and Kenley Jansen, who still will have less than half a season of big league service and less than two years of pitching at all.
http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/mlb/columns/story?id=5656404
You are not allowed to cheer for any future jonny saves
"She thinks her shit don’t stink. So I paid her no attention." - DJ Pauly D
sounds like that’s what they’re chanting
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
leadoff triples are not good
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Thats funny with the CF options the Braves have had, that Ankiel is the one out there
Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980
Their roster seems gutted with injuries
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 8:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Is that dude they got from Pitt, hurt? Hes complete garbage but I hadn’t seen or heard about him in a while.
Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980
Braves defense is being exposed tonight?
by 68elcamino427 on Oct 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he even on the playoff roster?
He ended up back in the minor for awhile. For Atlanta he hit .190 / .298 / .322 / .620 this year.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
need another strikeout now
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
I'm beginning to believe the Dodgers would have been okay playing against these teams if they made the playoffs.
We would have been no hit by halladay
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 8:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Agreed
The AL teams do not look all that great. They all have huge holes in their rosters. The NL teams aside from PHI are pretty weak.
"She thinks her shit don’t stink. So I paid her no attention." - DJ Pauly D
ahahahahaha
Posey on 3rd with no outs doesnt score
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
yeaaahhhhhhhh
McCann
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Wow that was the exact same pitch location as the hr they just showed
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 8:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Kid in the pen kinda looks like cbills
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Matt Diaz disappoint
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
yeah, the ump can go explain it to Cox after the game
by 68elcamino427 on Oct 7, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What missed call is everyone talking about
How bad was it ?
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
Cox is treating this like a little league game
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 8:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
"Never enough Cox"
I can imagine that as the name to a dirty movie, lol.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
Cox comes out of the dugout again and again
by 68elcamino427 on Oct 7, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He's got zero strikeouts right now??
WTF?
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
So do the batters swing at fucking everything Timmy throws because they have no idea where it’s going
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 9:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He could have went 3 more innings
"She thinks her shit don’t stink. So I paid her no attention." - DJ Pauly D
I hate the giants
but good for timmy.
"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/
It’s clear who the 2 best teams are in the nl. And the phillies are clearly better than sf.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 9:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
96 is
the 3rd best game score ever in Post-season play, second all-time in a 9 inning game, only a Clemens 15 K / 2 BB one-hitter was better.
This just in
The Braves were declared 9-0 winners of Game 1 of the NLDS in San Francisco, by forfeit, when it was discovered Giants’ pitcher Tim Lincecum was wearing a cap that did not meet the uniform standards of MLB.
i really wish
we could say more right now
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 7, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It turns out medicine is actually the best medicine.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 7, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kurt Russell should have fucked him up for good back at Taft
"She thinks her shit don’t stink. So I paid her no attention." - DJ Pauly D
How you like
them apples (punch)
Now with 33% more Kavula
by Humma Kavula on Oct 7, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
well that sucked
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
playoff experience rants can fuck off
When 2 dudes with none curb stomp the other team in their first game
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 9:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
With no exp. I am posting from my iPhone drinking tallboys this is the best I can do.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 7, 2010 9:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Good thing tomorrow is Friday
So I can drink till I forget that the Giants and Phillies are destroying their playoff competition so far.
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
You're going to need to
load up the bong to forget that.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
outside of the phillies-reds series
my playoff predictions are garbage right now.
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Game score for a perfect game
without any Ks is 87 so if you can have double digit strikeouts with low hits and walks you could possibly surpass it.
Braves LOLffense
Somebody get Chipper Jones a walker…
"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"
their offense is offensive
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Their beards are weird
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"
I admit to having this "How are the Braves a playoff team and the Dodgers aren't?"
moment… though the answer in literal terms is of course that the Dodgers stank for 2 months and the Braves played well enough.
But gosh…
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Look at the bright side
Braves has Hanson and Hudson rested and ready to dominate Games 2 & 3.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 7, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Rotoworld
Buster Posey finished 2-for-4 with a stolen base and a run scored as the Giants grabbed Game 1 of the NLDS against the Braves.
Posey opened the fourth inning with a single to left field and was called safe on a controversial stolen base attempt a few moments later. He then scored when Cody Ross managed a base hit, giving the Giants all the ammunition they would need to grab a 1-0 series lead. Posey might win the NL Cy Young Award and has already put a stamp on San Francisco’s postseason run. What a year.
Just realized
The Dodgers only make one spring trip to see the new D-Backs/Rockies facility in Phoenix. They play the Rockies there on March 7.
They no longer have to make the trip to Tucson.
I read some of Derrick Hall's chat today
He said that the facility will start selling tickets next month.
Lincecum must have been doggin it during the regular season..
But yeah, nice game.
Kobe Bryant – (2-15)…what the hell was that?
I was surprised Kobe played as long as he did on his bum knee. He was supposed to play like 6-10 minutes, and ended up playing 24.
It's the preseason
Just like I won’t do jumping jacks if Devin Ebanks scores 40
"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"
the starters got too way much minutes today
I could care less if they win, but I just dont want anyone getting hurt over meaningless games.
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
way too much*
you get the point
"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest
Lincecum was great tonight
He stepped up and met the moment
and in grand form
He delivered
by 68elcamino427 on Oct 7, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Soooo the playoffs are off to just a fine and dandy start :-/
Hope the Reds and Braves at least show up and make these each a series or these’ll be some pathetic first rounds. Sweeps are only cool when the Dodgers do it.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Or when someone
does it to the Giants or Phillies.
@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
I'm going on Saturday
to Palm Springs, and watching the Suns/Mavs outdoor game at Indian Wells (where they play the annual tennis tourney — I forgot what it was called).
Did anyone see either of the two games they played the last two preseasons? I was wondering if the shooting was affected much.
A unique venue.
The stadium is spectacular.
by 68elcamino427 on Oct 7, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
OT - Friend'ing semi famous people on Facebook is pretty awesome...
Not necessarily because they really are your friends (since they dont even know you)…but rather to actually find out semi-famous people actually live quite normal everyday lives.
I have one example of this.
Growing up, I watched the Nickelodean show All That (back in 94-97). I had this huge crush on Alisa Reyes – of that show. We’ll I find her on facebook and friend her, and of course she accepts bc she has like 2,000 friends. To my amazement, she’s posted alot of personal pictures of her apartment…I start looking at some of them…and I realize that I live in better accomodations than she does. Now she’s not that famous and probably didnt make much money from All That, but its like I expect every actor that ever appeared on a series or TV to be rich, famous, and unapproachable…but its really not the case. This girl is really down to earth, goes to Church, always posts about how she’s going to auditions and trying to get a break…Really cool stuff.
So strange to see someone you looked up to a kid (although her and I are the same age – 29)..and realize there really isnt that much different now.
Thats pretty cool.
I read today the girl that is the voice for Dora the Explorer may have gotten cheated out of some cash. She got paid around $5,200 per episode. Sounds like she is stealing from them.
Nickelodean estimates that Dora the Explorer has made $11B world wide. Holy Shit! That is $11,000,000,000.
She signed when she was young, but still. Pay that chick.
It's this guy right?
"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"
by angelofdeath on Oct 7, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I see an ump in that pic
Now we see why Poser was safe…
"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"
by angelofdeath on Oct 7, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Prediction for tomorrow
Giants 0 Braves Eleventybillionzomgtheumpiressuck
"I still love my ex-wife, but only when we're not talking"
Dodgers sever ties with Dennis Mannion, formerly the club president
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-1008-dodgers-president-20101008,0,6581224.story
wow, that's pretty big news
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions
WOW
tim lincecum had 31!!!!!!! yes 31!!!!!! Swinging Strikes today!!!
UNBELIEVEABLE….
i havent seen anything over 24 in my life….. 31?!?!?!

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