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You are the GM - 100 Million Dollar Dodger Edition

The season is over, Frank McCourt fired Ned, and made you the General Manager. Gave you a budget of 100,000,000 to build a team for 2011. That budget includes prior commitments of around 17,000,000 so you have around 83,000,000 to build your 2011 team.  Using Eric Stephen's payroll widget as your guide, build your team.

Here is the list of available free agents

Pickings are slim this free agent year. Not much help can be found for position players. As I was creating this team I kept fighting with removing the core or keeping the core. If I keep the core I can't afford any external help. If I move the core I'm basically rebuilding while hoping to be competitive. This is not a good year  for free agents, or  trading for players other teams can't afford since we can't afford them either.  I don't envy Ned. Do you gamble on your core, or do you gamble by trading the most valued core players?

I've been through a few iterations and have yet to find a team I'm satisfied with. In fact this whole post has been delayed because I've yet to come up with a team I'm happy with.

But since I'm the GM this is what I'd do.

1. Move Kuo back to the rotation and let him stay there until his arm falls off. We need starting pitching, we know he can start, I refuse to believe that doing bullpen work is better for his arm then starting every five days.

2. Move Broxton back to the closer role, he is to expensive to trade, so we really don't have much choice other then cross our fingers and hope like hell he can rebound.

3. Sign Kuroda to a one year deal of 10 Million

4. Trade Dee Gordon/Xavier Paul  for Alex Gordon and make Alex Gordon the everyday 3rd baseman

5.  Trade Casey Blake to the Braves for Nate McLouth. Basic swap of salaries, Nate has one year left at 6.5 Million and then a buyout in 2012 of only 1.25 Million. He was terrible in 2010, was a very good player for two years, I'm going to gamble on him.

6. Trade James Loney/Chris Withrow for Wandy Rodriguez

7.Sign Casey Kotchman to replace Loney, same production, same defense, probably 2 Million will get it done.

8. Non Tender Theriot

9. Sign Akinori Iwamura to one year deal of 1.25 Million

10. Sign Eric Hinske to 1 Million

9. Offer Lilly arbitration, expect him to decline

 

I won't kid you, this is still not a good offensive team, but I do like the rotation. It is very dependent on Gordon/Kotchman/McLouth bouncing back, Kemp having a big rebound year, and Andre doing more of pre pinky damage. Still I think this rotation will keep us in every game. Iwamura is a the rare left handed hitting 2nd baseman, who can also play 3rd base. I expect his price will be cheap given his production in 2010.

So in the end I kept the core other then Loney. I wanted Wandy, and Loney would seem to be a decent chip for the Astros for him. Remember as much as some don't like Loney, those runs batted in have plenty of value in the trade market.

Kotchman can pick it, and is basically Loney without the runs batted in or larger contract. I do like the idea of Boom Boom Betemit for 1st base, but I think the Royals will offer him arbitration and make him a DH or 1st baseman when they promote Moustakas to play 3rd base next year. Meaning I don't think he is available.

I have to count on Elbert to help in the bullpen and be a big presence as the left hand set up man. Leach will need to make the team as the other left handed pitcher.  Gaudin is here to be a swing man as he can spot start on occasion. 

I know it ain't great, but it is the best I could do. I may be kidding myself with the Loney trade, but that is a starting 1st baseman, and a top prospect pitcher for a guy the Astro's have had trouble with. I'd rather have Wandy at 7 Million then sign Lilly to something like 20/2.

If Broxton does not bounce back then this team might be screwed, we can easily transition Jansen into the closer role but we won't have the arms to get to him.

In the end I'm not happy with this team, hope someone can do better, but try to be realistic and not trade our prospects as though they are worth diamonds. They are flawed and you will only get flawed players in return. I'm not really sold on Alex Gordon but he certainly is worth Dee Gordon. The Royals are loaded with pitching and corner guys but not a SS so I'm hoping they'd go for it.

 

Pos  Player  2011
C Martin $4,000,000
C AJ Ellis $405,000
1B  Kotchman $2,000,000
1B/3B  Mitchell 405,000
2B  Carroll $2,500,000
Utility Iwamura $1,200,000
SS  Furcal $12,000,000
3rd Alex Gordon $2,000,000
CF  Kemp $7,100,000
LF  Ethier $9,250,000
RF McLouth 6,500,000
OF/1st Hinske 1,000,000
OF  Johnson 1,000,000
SP  Kershaw  $500,000
SP  Billingsley  $5,500,000
SP  Kuroda 8,000,000 Defer 2 Million to 2012
SP  Kuo $2,500,000
SP  Wandy Rodrigeuz 7,000,000
RHP  Broxton $7,000,000
RHP  Jansen $405,000
RHP  Belisario $420,000
RHP  Troncoso $425,000
LHP Elbert 405,000
LHP Leach 405,000
RHP  Gaudin 1,000,000
Deferred:
Paddila 1,000,000
Manny $7,677,596
Dotel $125,000
Pierre $3,500,000
Andruw $3,375,000
Schmidt $1,500,000
Wolf
17,177,596
  
Totals  $100,097,596

Star-divide

I'd hope with this team to get some help mid season from Sands,  Trayvon Robinson, Rubby De La Rosa, Lindblom, Link, and  Schlichting. However only De La Rosa could help in the rotation. 

You can cut and paste this spreadsheet into excel by using paste special/html if you want to use it as the basis.

 

Good Luck.

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Man, it just looks weird to see the kind of money Broxton is making right now compared to Kershaw. I know in the long run Kershaw will make more…but yikes.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 8, 2010 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

How many baseball fields and concession stands can that buy me?

’Cause that is what I would do.

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by Dr. Geek on Oct 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

First thought — and there will be more — is that when (not if) Furcal gets injured, then Carroll moves over and Iwamura plays 2B, I assume?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I left Hu and DeJesus in the organization.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Carroll 2B
McLouth RF
Ethier LF
Kemp CF
Kotchman 1B
Gordon 3B
Martin C
Hu SS

…something like that, when Furcal goes down?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much againt RHP

against LHP Gordon or Kotchman would have to sit for Mitchell. Furcal really helps against LHP because he historically torches them.

If Iwamura bounces back then I’d no problem with him playing 2nd base and Carroll playing SS. I’d want Iwamura playing at least 30% of the time anyway to keep Carroll fresh.

I’m not as down on DeJesus as everyone else is.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Furcal is really kind of a linchpin to next season. If he goes down early and/or is out a lot, that is big trouble. If he stays healthy, that will help a lot.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

so we are probably screwed

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good, only issue I have is that the Astros probably don’t want Loney since they’re getting Berkman back.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Is that for sure?

Guys who leave teams say that all the time but rarely follow through. After tasting the playoffs why would he go back to a team he can’t possibly taste the playoffs with for the few short years he has left as a position player?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember part of the deal being the Yankees couldn’t pick up his option so he could come back, but I might have dreamed that.

Also the Astros did trade for Brett Wallace, so they’d probably give him the next shot.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't Wallace due to get traded again?

I also traded Loney to Texas for Mitch Moreland. Maybe I should have stuck with that one. I ran out of time and I wanted to get this post up.

Gary Scott has put together a team that might be better but I don’t think you can get Betemit for 1 Million, after the 1/2 season he had.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The team I put together, it's long but worth the read I think

There’s just no good way to Copy/Paste this, since I did it in Excel:
Position Name 2011 Salary
C Barajas $1,000,000
1B Troy Glaus $4,000,000
2B Orlando Hudson $5,000,000
SS Furcal $12,500,000
3B Blake $5,250,000
LF Jonny Gomes $1,250,000
CF Kemp $7,100,000
RF Ethier $9,250,000
1B/3B Wilson Betemit $1,000,000
2B/SS Carroll $2,500,000
LF/CF/RF Corey Patterson $2,000,000
C Ellis $405,000
Bench/1B Gibbons $500,000
SP Kershaw $500,000
SP Billingsley $5,500,000
SP Lilly $8,000,000
SP Padilla $4,000,000
SP Justin Duchscherer $2,000,000
CL Broxton $7,000,000
RP Kuo $2,500,000
RP Jansen $405,000
LP Sherrill $500,000
RP Belisario $420,000
RP Guillermo Mota $750,000
RP Ely $405,000

Subtotal $83,735,000
Deferred $16,052,596
Total $99,787,596
Remaining $212,404

Glaus starts at 1B against Lefties (2010 OPS .762 vs LHP)
Hudson 2010 OPS of .710
Blake starts at 3B against LHP (2010 OPS of .895 vs LHP)
Gomes starts in LF against LHP (2010 OPS of .856 vs LHP)
Betemit starts at 3B against RHP (2010 OPS of .873 vs RHP)
Patterson starts in CF against RHP (Kemp to RF, Ethier to LF. 2010 OPS of .794 vs RHP)
Gibbons starts at 1B against RHP
Duchscherer I’m hoping for 20 good starts out of
Sherrill is strictly a LOOGY
Mota, yeah.

Lineups look like:
vs RHP:
Player + 2010 OPS vs RHP
Furcal .847
Hudson .711
Ethier .960
Betemit .873
Kemp .743
Patterson .794
Gibbons .783 (career)
Barajas .792 (huh?)

vs LHP:
Player + 2010 OPS vs LHP
Furcal .774
Hudson .707
Kemp .809
Glaus .762 (.938 career)
Gomes .856
Blake .895
Ethier .625 (bruised ego/media frenzy alert)
Barajas .552 (what?)

Average OPS 0.812 vs RHP 0.7475 vs LHP

The vs RHP lineup isn’t pretty, but a top to bottom 0.812OPS is hard to argue with.

The LHP lineup is more tricky. The .748OPS could go higher if you rest Ethier against lefties, but that would almost require carrying 11 pitchers which I don’t like doing. Also, Ellis’ career OPS against lefties is .620 but it’s only against 28 PA. Options to replace Guillermo Mota with a RH RF to platoon with Ethier include: Jermaine Dye (2009 OPS vs RHP of .894), Magglio Ordonez (1.171! though I doubt he signs for the budgeted 950k), or Russ Mitchell. The more obvious choice in my head is to trade Ethier and sign platoon partners of Ordonez and Jim Edmonds for what Ethier makes, and use the rest of the savings to upgrade Gibbons. It’s a little extreme, but replacing Ethier vs LHP with Magglio’s 1.171 moves the average OPS from .7475 to .81575

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And

my team requires 0 deferred money.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

C	Barajas, 	$1,000,000 
1B	Troy, Glaus	$4,000,000 
2B	Orlando, Hudson	$5,000,000 
SS	Furcal, 	$12,500,000 
3B	Blake, 	$5,250,000 
LF	Jonny, Gomes	$1,250,000 
CF	Kemp, 	$7,100,000 
RF	Ethier, 	$9,250,000 
1B/3B	Wilson, Betemit	$1,000,000 
2B/SS	Carroll, 	$2,500,000 
LF/CF/RF	Corey, Patterson	$2,000,000 
C	Ellis, 	$405,000 
Bench/1B	Gibbons, 	$500,000 
SP	Kershaw, 	$500,000 
SP	Billingsley, 	$5,500,000 
SP	Lilly, 	$8,000,000 
SP	Padilla, 	$4,000,000 
SP	Justin, Duchscherer	$2,000,000 
CL	Broxton, 	$7,000,000 
RP	Kuo, 	$2,500,000 
RP	Jansen, 	$405,000 
LP	Sherrill, 	$500,000 
RP	Belisario, 	$420,000 
RP	Guillermo, Mota	$750,000 
RP	Ely, 	$405,000 

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don't think you can get Boom Boom for one million

Duchscherer hip has been chronic

Can Glaus still hit? He disappeared after May. Might be worth the gamble. Did you simply non tender Loney and Martin?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

non-tender Martin, traded Loney for what I could. Hell, I’d auction him off for cash to the highest bidder if I could. You need to look at my free agent signings as categorical signings, not necessarily THE signing. I would sign a righty bat with pop to complement a lefty hitter. Problem is, you face more RHP than LHP, so in my scenario, we’d be starting Betemit and Gibbons more than Glaus and Blake. I originally liked the idea of teahen but I don’t like paying him 4.75mil to platoon. I’d rather have the upside of Glaus. Duchscherer is a “buy low” candidate. I don’t necessarily think he’s THE choice, but he’s the one I liked best.

Betemit has never signed for over $2mil. Even if that is his new ceiling, it won’t be a budget breaker. I chose Lilly over Kuroda for the durability.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this mean “It’ll take a miracle for this to work”?

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a hint

at what Schaeffer’s spreadsheet would look like. :)

by Xeifrank on Oct 8, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

maybe they could flip him to someone else

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went with a Loney team

but that would mean a huge question mark as the fifth starter. Sure would have been easier if James McDonald was still on the team.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just looking at this

is exhausting, nice work Phil on actually putting a team together under those constraints. It clearly isn’t an easy job.

by LA Taco on Oct 8, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

no kidding

I already gave up

"With this spray tan, this chain & this shirt fitted, how could she not love me?" - Vinny

by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

because

I can’t figure out how to get kuroda crawford beltre and padilla on the team under 100m

"With this spray tan, this chain & this shirt fitted, how could she not love me?" - Vinny

by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why Beltre?

he had a great year this season, but you’ll need to wait until 2016 for his next good year!

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

because I am still in love with him. as a player.

"With this spray tan, this chain & this shirt fitted, how could she not love me?" - Vinny

by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre...

has there ever been a stranger career than Beltre’s in MLB history?

So much early promise, followed by years of mediocrity, followed by an MVP level season, followed by years of mediocrity, followed by a great season. Such an enigma!

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Mediocrity = played in a pitcher’s park

and

Great season = played in a homer haven

and

MVP level season = contract year

I agree. Still have a giant mancrush on his glove though. It’s all soft and leathery.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really feel like the team will pay $7,000,000.00 for a closer when the team is not built to contend?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Who would trade for him

and give us any real value back is the problem to me.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the question isn’t it?
If he’s injured, no one.
If he’s healthy, maybe a change of scenery would help him.
If he’s not tradeable and he is not able to do the job here, then he’s a ‘sunk cost’?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if you heard

but on the last DodgerTalk Suchon was saying he was walking around for quite a while now with his right ankle/foot taped up. I am not saying this means anything, but it is now possible that he was just hurt, and there is nothing that says he can not come back strong in 2011.

"With this spray tan, this chain & this shirt fitted, how could she not love me?" - Vinny

by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

If that is true then why was he even pitching

if he could easily hurt him arm by changing his mechanics if he had ankle/foot problems more then normal?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i am just telling you what he said. I find him to be credible.

"With this spray tan, this chain & this shirt fitted, how could she not love me?" - Vinny

by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t the original issue with his toe?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2009

"With this spray tan, this chain & this shirt fitted, how could she not love me?" - Vinny

by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

2009 toe
2010 foot/ankle

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yet another reason

his weight might be working against him.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are giving up on him then?

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

My hope is that Broxton is healthy.
If he is and performs well in the first half, I would trade him.
A team that is contending needs a premiere closer.
The Dodgers will not fit this crteria next season, and probably not for another season or two.
Closers have a self life and Broxton’s will likely be used up by the time the Dodgers have a real need for his services again.

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be against trading him at the deadline next year

he is too expensive now.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they have a choice?

He is under contract, you can’t just release him. You can but you’d still owe them money. I played with the idea of trading him to Tampa for Reid Brignac if Tampa loses Soriano to free agency. But why pay Broxton 7M when they might have a better option in Beniot as the right handed guy, and McGee as the Left handed guy.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would move Broxton for Upton really quick.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why would Tampa do that

they need outfielders with Crawford leaving, and they have lots of young guns who make nothing to work in the bullpen. Beniot was one of the best relief pitchers in baseball this year.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when you extend players

you take a risk, had Broxton pitched well in the second half, he probably would have made more than $7M if he went to arbitration. So he took the security and the Dodgers hoped they would save money this year.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Balfour, Benoit, and Choate all have the ability to become to FAs or get paid in ARB. Where are these good arms? The Starters in the Minors?

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Benoit and Balfour are FA. Plus Wheeler has a 4MM option, they might pick it up because the buy out is a mil.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers trade 3B Casey Blake ($6M) and 1B James Loney (~$5M) to Chi Cubs for 3B Aramis Ramirez ($14.6M) – net +$3.6M

Dodgers sign P Hiroki Kuroda to 2 yr/$16M – net +$8M
Dodgers sign 1B Lance Berkman to 1 yr/$7M – net +7M
Dodgers sign P Vicente Padilla to 2yr/$8M – net +$4M
Dodgers sign P Aaron Harang to 1 yr/$2M – net +2M
Dodgers sign C Rod Barajas to 1yr/$1M – net +$1M
Dodgers sign OF Jay Gibbons to 1 yr/$850K – net +$850K
Dodgers sign OF Reed Johnson to 1yr/$900K – net +900K

Dodgers non-tender C Russell Martin – net -$5M
Dodgers non-tender P George Sherrill – net -$4.5M
Dodgers non-tender 2B Ryan Theriot – net -$4M

Net Increase in payroll = $14.85M

Lineup:
SS Furcal
LF Paul/Johnson
RF Ethier
3B Ramirez
1B Berkman
CF Kemp
2B Hu
C Ellis

Bench:
OF/1B Gibbons
OF Johnson
SS/2B Carrol
3B/1B Mitchell
C Barajas

Rotation:
LHP Kershaw
RHP Billingsley
RHP Kuroda
RHP Padilla
RHP Harang

Bullpen:
Cl Broxton
Cl Kuo
Cl Janson
MR Bellisario
MR Schlicting
MR Elbert
LR Troncoso

Here is what I like about this roster, it gives us a good shot at the division without being too expensive. Given the current state of the team a lot would have to go right for us to be competitive next season, this roster echoes that somewhat. There are some definite gambles on the roster, if Ramirez, Berkman and Harang can turn things around next season then I think our chances are pretty good. That said, we also need to get some progression from Kemp and a bounce back from Broxton. At this point, it is probably just best to hang on to Broxton and hope that after an offseason of rest that he comes back strong and has a great first half. If he does, I would look to deal him at the deadline.

I will freely admit that this may not be a good team. Counting on Hu at 2B (I would be open to an alternative not named Theriot), Paul in LF and basically punting the C position is very risky. Basically, my strategy is that this team is likely not going to be very good next season so they have to take some calculated risks, namely turning to former All-Stars to recapture some of that glory. If it doesn’t work, then we can trade some pieces (Broxton, Ethier, Padilla) and call up some prospects (Sands, Robinson).

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I know Berkman will not sign that contract. You would have to adjust. But I like where you are going with Ramirez.

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by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was struggling to value Berkman. He had a down season and is getting older, I find it hard to believe that he will get more that $10M.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

you might be able to hybrid that

with Phil’s suggestion of Iwamura at 2B

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had Iwamura in there initially and would still be open to having him to see if he could bounce back.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers trade 3B Casey Blake ($6M) and 1B James Loney (~$5M) to Chi Cubs for 3B Aramis Ramirez ($14.6M) – net +$3.6M

Whny would they do that? Ramirez had an OPS of at least 800+ after the first two months.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

saves them money

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not much

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

like 3 mil?

I bet there is a much better deal out there for Aramis.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jim Hendry!!!!

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Cubs have a bunch of bloated contracts. This saves them some money while giving them “starters” at 1B and 3B.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

3.6 million isn't that much

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Some people here thought that same amount was going to save the 2011 payroll when the Aug 31 deadline came around.

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by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the cubs have a bigger operating budget then we do

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some good idea's other then 2nd base, but you will need to increase salary

Harang will not make less then Padilla
Berkman will not take a one year deal

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Harang struggled mightily and I could get behind a multi-year deal for Berkman at that annual salary.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can get behind the trade for Aramis -- maybe --

but really, we are screwed. I don’t think that’s a competitive team. And if it isn’t, and it’s my team, I can’t justify having Ethier on it.

I just might have to read up on some top prospects to try to put together the ultimate Blow Up the Dodgers lineup. It will be a terrible team but man the farm will be good.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like the idea of targeting Alex Gordon. If I did mine over I would put Phil’s trade in there and keep Gordon in LF under my scenario.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

In fact, I really like the X. Paul and D. Gordon for A. Gordon deal the more I think about. Their Gordon is a former top prospect they are losing patience with. Our Gordon is highly thought of in the scouting community and could fill a position of need for a team that needs middle infield help. It is the kind of deal that really makes sense.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Today is the best ever, IMO.

by silverwidow on Oct 8, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hippie

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whether by accident or design the Dodgers actually have a pretty good infield defense now. Blake’s been a plus defender as a Dodger, and combined with Theriot and Furcal you’ve got a great infield defense. So let’s build around that. Payroll increases and decreases are based on Erics sidebar

Sign Jake Westbrook to 1 yr, 5 million. (+4.48) 4th most groundballs in baseball, very bad otherwise. So he’s probably affordable

Re-sign Hiroki Kuroda 1yr, 13 million (5 million defered in 2012 and 2013 (+7.48) Wouldn’t think this is reasonable, but Kuroda said he wanted a one year deal. Fits in well with the ground ball plan.

Trade James Loney for Tom Gorzanelley (- ~2). Cubs have zero first basemen, and while Gorzo doesn’t fit in with the groundball plan, we just need arms. Gorzelanny gets strikeouts at least and he’s kinda cheap, and the Cubs don’t seem to like him very much.

Sign Edwin Encarnacion for 1 yr, 1.5 million. (+1.5) The Jays already DFAed him once and no one wanted him, so I can’t imagine when he gets non tendered there will be much competition. His defense sucks (hopefully gets better at first), he can’t get on base. But dingers.

Trade Hong-Chih Kuo for Angel Pagan (about even) Admittedly this is a stretch, the Mets probably can’t spare Pagan, but they love them some reliever and it doesn’t get much better than Kuo. Pagan has good bat and plays great defense which lets us get Kemp out of center and Dre out of right.

Convert Ramon Troncoso to starter. Probably won’t work, but he’s going nowhere in the pen and he fits in the ground ball plan, and would slot in as the 6th or 7th starter.

Sign Matt Stairs for 1 yr, 1.25 million (+.8) Dingers.

NRI Jeff Weaver, Ron Mahay, a bunch of people you forgot existed

Gives you:

SS Furcal
CF Pagan
LF Dre
RF Kemp
1B Encarnacion
3B Blake
C Martin
2B Theriot

SP Kershaw
SP Bills
SP Kuroda
SP Westbrook
SP Gorzelanny

IF Carroll
IF Hu (out of options so why not)
DH Stairs
OF Paul (see above)
C Ellis

CL Broxton
RP Jansen
RP Bellisario
RP Link
RP Elbert
RP Mahay
RP Weaver

Yeah. We’re screwed.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I could get behind Encarnacion at 1B or LF.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is tough

I am not necessarily a fan of the $100m cap, since I think they will probably pass that in 2011, but…

Given those constraints, here is my plan:

1) Trade Ethier ($9.25m) and Broxton ($7m) to Milwaukee for Prince Fielder ($10.5m) and Gregg Zaun ($2.25m)
2) Trade James Loney ($4.5m) to Chicago Cubs for Tom Gorzelanny (~$2.5m; “super 3” arb)
3) Sign Kuroda (2/$19m; $6.5m in 2011)
4) Sign Lilly (3/$29m; $6.5m in 2011)
5) Sign Carl Crawford (6/$84m; $10m in first year)
6) Non-tender Theriot
7) Try to trade Martin; otherwise non-tender him
8) Sign Ty Wigginton (2/$7; $3m in 2011)

C Zaun $2.25m (platoon with Barajas)
1B Fielder $10.5m
2B Carroll $2.5m
3B Blake $5.25m
SS Furcal $12m
LF Crawford $10m
CF Kemp $7.1m
RF Paul/Trayvon $415k (platoon)

3B/2B Wigginton $3m
C Barajas $1m
OF Trayvon/Paul $415k
1B/OF Gibbons $850k
IF Hu $415k

SP Kershaw $500k
SP Bills $5.5m
SP Lilly $6.5m
SP Kuroda $10m
SP Gorzelanny $2.5m

CL Kuo $2.5m
CL2 Jansen $415k
RP 3-7: Belisario & the ~$420k gang x5 = $2.1m total

Dead money: $17,427,596

Total: $99.687m

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I should note

Maneuver the OF as you see fit there. I"m not sure of the positioning.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

Kuroda is at $6.5m for 2011 there (not $10m)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

the most interesting yet

just curious, If Sands can play RF, why not him instead of Trayvon? then it would be a real lefty/righty platoon right?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trayvon is better defensively

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

another question, extend Prince, or no? (my guess no)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, take the picks and move Sands to 1B.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that was the rest of my guess

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won’t extend anyway. He’ll test the FA market.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus we could trade him ourselves

in July and probably get back better then what we traded for him in the 1st place. Assuming we don’t pull a Billy Beane and trade a Cargo to get him.

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we could trade

Loney for Garz like you and reg think is possible I would have to think that would be a big win.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So much deferred

how much are you deferring out of 2011 into the future? Will that push us to 25 Million deferred in 2012? I like the team, easily the best yet but don’t believe Crawford will take less then 100 Million this winter. He doesn’t have a lot of comp this winter so I think he goes bigger then he should.

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost nobody gets paid more in the first year of a contract than future years.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't understand the answer

how much are you deferring into 2012 for contracts signed as FA in 2011?

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuroda: 6.5/10, plus 2.5 as a bonus in 2013
Lilly: 6.5/10.5/12
Crawford: 10/13/14/15/16/16

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like all of our plans involve

resiging Kuroda

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i approve

i love watching him pitch

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just seems like a great candidate to come back

Doesn’t seem to want to move and only seems to want a one year deal.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first draft

had Theriot and Martin staying (trying to stay realistic) but I needed money to keep Lilly, too (I chose Kuroda over him).

The original trade with the Brewers netted Carlos Villaneuva as the other piece instead of Zaun.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we have to wait for the brewers blog to run a similar post and see if they approve of the deal?

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by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’d be at about ~$93m in 2012 with a full starting pitching staff, but needing to fill 1B, 2B, and maybe C

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but by 2012

Sands could be ready for 1B

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sands 1st
DeJesus at 2nd
Ellis/Wallach at C

Watch out Padres

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not planning for that

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My plan to Kuroda

involves a $2.5m bonus to be paid in 2013.

2013 dead money:
Manny: ~$4m
Andruw: $3.375m
Kuroda: $2.5m (under my plan)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we started Trayvon, what do you think the chances are he would be in center and Kemp in right?

by CarolinaDodger on Oct 8, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man the Brewers are gonna have a bad outfield defense.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

with that pitching staff

they just watch them go out anyway.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

where would they play Ethier?

in RF with Hart in CF I’m guessing…

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by Pure Azure on Oct 9, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

If this was possibly I would so so so love to do it

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Oct 8, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Alex Gordon.

I like the idea of taking a chance on him, but he might be a black hole. I looked to see if he hit any better in September — was that 671 OPS just a bad few weeks when he first came back up, and close the season strong? Answer: No.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did KC move him from 3B to LF?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

some other hot prospect I think

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Moustakas

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

din’t he get hurt and require surgery on his throwing shoulder?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moustakas? No.

He played in the Pan Am games this week.

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by David Young on Oct 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one thing with Blake.. hes played pretty good defense.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am wondering about Blake at First

and Gordon/Beltre at 3rd.

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by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't pay Beltre 15 Million and then platoon him

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

gordon or beltre

"With this spray tan, this chain & this shirt fitted, how could she not love me?" - Vinny

by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, only about 12 Million difference between the two

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a reason for that …
Desire of Gordon illustrates just how desperate these time are.

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

opulence I has it

I look at production, not $$

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by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be from a ‘Big Market’ team?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or bite the bullet and sign Pena

Trade Loney for something of worth and keep Casey at third against RHP, platoon him at first against LHP and use a warm body at third.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pena

Loney’s opposite

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will Pena go for this offseason? 2/$24M?

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubtful

he makes that much.

His batting average will suppress his price

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly, I would hope a 1/8 with a option

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 year 7 Million

he will need to reprove himself.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so substitute him for Berkman into my scenario if Berkman won’t take that.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is his problem anyway?

I don’t really watch the Rays, does he strike out a lot? swing and miss way outside the zone?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was basically the 2007 Boom Boom Betemit

in 2010 and Ned liked that so much he traded him away for Proctor. But this is our team so if you want Pena you can have him.
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=934&position=1B

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change name of team to Los Angeles Expos/Nationals?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t want Pena

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martin non tendered
before the break:
Ethier, Furcal, Blake, and Broxton traded for prospects and fill-ins.
This is what I expect from McCourt next season.

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depending on what those four guys bring back, that might be the best-case scenario.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has always struck out a lot. He had an awful BABIP this season (.222). 2 years ago he struck out more but had a BABIP of near .300 and batted near 250.

by CarolinaDodger on Oct 8, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney

If I was a GM of a team who played in a hitters park (like the Astros or Cubs) , I would love to pick up Loney. Consequently, I think he might be our best chip this off season – which is already too long. What am I going to do for 5 months?

by Duranimal on Oct 8, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He'd be a good fit

in a number of ball parks. Those with deep gaps. He might lead the league in doubles in the right park. Maybe hit .300…

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like $100 mil might not be enough

What if you had $125 mil.? (+25 mil, the cost of a lawyer)

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hell even 10 million could make a big difference

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the "firing"

of Mannion will lead to some trimming in the Baseball Ops department starting with various Asst GMs and Special Advisors.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 12:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No real need for all of those baseball brains if there are no financial resources available to put their plans into action?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home lineup for a soon to be 1-1 series

Victorino CF
Polanco 3B
Utley 2B
Howard 1B
Werth RF
Rollins SS
Ibanez LF
Ruiz C
Oswalt P

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

macro

fuck you ruiz

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

bend over, he’s got your number :)

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford is a hard player

to get a good comp for, he doesn’t have the power or plate discipline like Beltran, I saw Baseball Reference compares him to Roberto Kelly (I would say with more pop).

He really is the class of the offensive players but he is not a player who would scare any starting pitcher.

I think you would need to make a deal for someone like Fielder to do that.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Loney...

Seems like he has always hit well at Coors Field. Might a trade with the Rockies bring us the best value?

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

interdivsional trades

are probably hard to do. But the Rockies will probably need to get younger and better an 1B with Helton showing his age.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Helton is still under contract and its not cheap.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many more years for the old man?

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

2

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by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

he is signed through 2013 with deferred money starting in 2014,

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Per Baseball-Reference

He will be paid
2011: $6,000,000
2012: $4,900,000
2013: $5,000,000
2014-2023: $13,100,000 deferred with interest

In otherwords, it’s the kind of move Ned might make, except I think they want Helton to retire a Rockie.

by StolenMonkey86 on Oct 8, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Helton

also has full-no-trade (10-5 rights)

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I don’t see the Rockies trading Helton – he’s been such an integral part of their franchise for so long.

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he will be

the first actual Rockie to have his number retired i think

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Loney, Trade Loney, Trade Loney!

/added nothing but heart

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions  

It makes me sad

but its probably the right thing to do

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it makes me sad too

but if moving Loney and Dre gets this team somewhere, I’m for it.

But I really, really like Loney.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what? When did Dre get on the table? Take him off, take him off!

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought

You wanted Dre. On the table.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too...

He’s been my favorite Dodger since he arrived. He just seems like he’s ready for a change of scenery. Houston might be a possibility, since he is from that area.

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and $4mil cheaper.

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops

Forgot about those details. How about Seattle?

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just got rid of Casey Kotchman because they didn’t get enough offense out of their 1B. So they traded for Branyan to fill their DL spot.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade him to MIL

for Fielder, i’m sure he can hit some out there.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm getting the feeling

that Loney is simply untradeable – no matches out there for him that would bring any value!

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cubs. They love their high average, gap-hitting firstbasemen.

by OB12 on Oct 8, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'd probably hit 20

playing there.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem isn’t that there are no situations out there that would bring us any value. The problem is he has no value to go create a trade match.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yours is the first comment

about that, I expected more.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its hard to agree or disagree

It would certainly be fun to see him start.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson the 2nd

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Kuo hurt his arm

your tenure as GM might be short.

by wonderphenom on Oct 8, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlikely Kuo would survive ST.

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he ever?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo

There’s a fine line between indestructible and fragile.

by kinbote on Oct 8, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

help, my elbow is being held together by calcium deposits!

by 68elcamino427 on Oct 8, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Reg's trade of him for Pagan

that is a deal I’d do but the Mets seem to be woefully short of outfielders.

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was counting on the Mets paying Jayson Werth or Adam Dunn. That leaves them with Bay/Beltran/Werth

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tampa Bay...

What do you think they would give up for Jansen? It seems like he might be what they need the most, a cheap closer.

by CarolinaDodger on Oct 8, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Friedman for Jansen

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m moderately upset this went by unscathed.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are we waiting for!?

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we had him and dre

I, as GM, would just try and cater to the female demographic in terms of marketing, that’s a recipe for panty peeling right there.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Jones for GM

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone airlift smelling salts to TN fast!

by kinbote on Oct 8, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he is wearing ed hardy

i mean… why would he do that.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re allowed to with that goat.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shirt

is never ok

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’s actually tremendously douchey.

Wait, so is Dre! Nevermind! Women love guys who treat them like crap! AMIRITE?!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up

;)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ack

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEE!!

I AM TOTALLY ON TO SOMETHING.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't get any further than this picture

but GOOD GOD

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We truly have the best team.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No wonder he landed RiRi. That is just one attractive couple.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually burst out laughing at this. Students must think I’m crazy.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want it on record

that I treat Bride like dogmeat. So far, so good!

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate

that the only thing I can bring to the discussion is whether or not we could field a hot team. You know, maybe I’ll do a fanshot about making an All-Star team of hot dudes.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can only do the All-Hot team

if you follow it up with the All-Ugly.

Not too many truly ugly dudes in the game today.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gibbons

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamey Carroll team captain.

The bad facial hair team is also good.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

#1 SP

Padilla

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh

Reg, I may need your help on that. You don’t need to launch rockets and I don’t need to write papers…RIGHT?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m always available to consult on bad facial hair.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Connector had

a FanPost late last season along somewhat similar lines.

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by David Young on Oct 8, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh yes

my girlfriend has a thing for Furcal’s forearms too.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is Roberto of Vin Scully is My Homeboy

That dude is everywhere.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hasn’t changed much since high school, though he should shave that damn goatee. The Ed Hardy shirt is no surprise

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'll have a poster night

featuring Longo, Dre, and Kemp, with shirts unbuttoned to the Padilla button.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd only get that poster

if it was Dr. Dre.

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney can be on it too

And there can be a special centerfold of Billz.

./fans self

I need to go call Frank.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

fanning yourself?

already a Southern Belle eh Maddz?

are you gettin tha vapors?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chad Billingsley

and his honky tonk badonkadonk will turn any girl into a Southern Belle. That’s just science.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats terrible

rec’d

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a chance

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desmond is a top 5 prospect.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desmond is a top 5 prospect who is cheap for a long time.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s Crawford’s replacement in 2011.

by kinbote on Oct 8, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s safe to assume we all agree Mariano Rivera is the greatest closer ever.
I think it’s also safe to say we all agree Matt Kemp’s 2009 was very good, but nothing all that historical.

And yet, Mariano Rivera has never had a single season WAR higher than Matt Kemp’s 2009.

A reliever will never be more valuable than a position player.

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are we excited about a

player whose career high in HRs is 11 and he hit 3 in almost a full AAA season this year.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Center fielders are now a primary source of power?

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause lack of dingers are okay if you are good at other things.

He lost some of his luster this year though.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I’d hope for. I love Jansen but his value might not be higher than right now. And assuming Broxton bounces back, a #3 RP is a luxury for us.

by CarolinaDodger on Oct 8, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

A catwalk to be named later.

by kinbote on Oct 8, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, comments that take up the whole screen

So we’re left with $12,500,000 to add for what is really effectively an $82,500,000 payroll.

Trade: Russell Martin (4.5m est), Kenley Jansen (425k) and Chris Withrow to KC Royals for Zack Greinke (13.5m, 13.5m in 2012)
Trade: James Loney (4.5m) to Cubs for James Russell (425k)
Sign Adam Dunn for 3 yrs, 30m with 11m option for 2014 or 1m buyout (7m, 11m, 11m, 1m)
Sign Jay Gibbons for 1 yr 750 k with a 2.5m team option with a 250k buyout
NRI: Weaver, Milton Bradley, others
Total: +12m

C: Barajas/Ellis
1B: Dunn
2B: Theriot
3B: Blake
SS: Furcal
LF: Gibbons
CF: Kemp
RF: Ethier

BN: Carroll, Mitchell, Ellis, Paul/Hoffman/Robinson/Hu for final 2 spots
SP: Kershaw, Greinke, Billingsley, who, cares
RP: Broxton, Kuo, Tron, Wade, Weaver, Elbert, Russell

Batting order:
Furcal
Kemp
Ethier
Dunn
Blake
Gibbons
Barajas
(pitcher)
Theriot

by StolenMonkey86 on Oct 8, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ely and…Link? Monk? ;)

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ely will be Who, Monk can be Cares, Link can beat Cory Wade out for a bullpen spot again, like 2008 never happened

by StolenMonkey86 on Oct 8, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it would take more than that to get Greinke.

by CarolinaDodger on Oct 8, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably another pitcher, though it’s hard to tell because Greinke isn’t cheap anymore at 2/27. Maybe the PTBNL from the Rockies will be as good as James McDonald, because he and Jansen would probably help a lot.

by StolenMonkey86 on Oct 8, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

there should be before and after that last sentence.

by StolenMonkey86 on Oct 8, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would you trade your best player for Kenley Jansen and Russell Martin?

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

seeing as they need help at C and they'll probably end up trading Soria

……nah they’d still want more.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

royals dont need pithing prospects

withrow would probably be their 5th best pitching prospect.. theyd want trayvon and sands

by matthewmafa on Oct 8, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Greinke?

In a trade-and-sign? I’d do it.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

For Greinke + money…

Ethier
Choice of pitching prospects not named Zach Lee
Trayvon or Sands

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

duno why they would want ethier though

they are not competing Next year in 2011, not gonna fully compete in 2012 either… 2013 will be the year… so idk if ethier is someone theyd want

by matthewmafa on Oct 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Royals are not going to win with their

homegrown Cy Young awardee why are they trading him for an expensive outfielder and two maybe prospects.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Greinke for Lee, Robinson, and Sands. No money changes hands.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC

Royals said they’d want pitchers with FOR potential for Grienke.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee!

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Granick!

THEY MIGHT DO IT

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't Lee have that potential?

I mean, I know he’s a long way off, but…

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think you heard me.

THEY.
MIGHT.
DO.
IT.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is they

and i dont think you heard me

It Aint Happenin..

by matthewmafa on Oct 8, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would trade that PR move for about 25 players.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering when the Adam Dunn based proposal would

show up.

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by David Young on Oct 8, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

the

powah

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you can trade them

but technically, while Kuo, Loney, Martin are under team control, they don’t have a contract for next year. I wonder at what point you can deal them?

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I would think they would have to be under contract first

IIRC the CBA talks in terms of transferring contracts and assigning of contracts when discussing player movement.

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by David Young on Oct 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Rain Delay!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

no seriously

you need to watch the dance off between UConn and S. Florida during a rain delay. I knew I loved baseball players.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo vs the Phillies in Game 2W...

Why did I feel like the Reds could win this series again? Remind me? Sigh. Screw the playoffs.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

-W

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

If I do this GM Game I will may try to be contrarian

and be the only one here to not trade Loney.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

do ittttt

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need time!

(And free time away from work.) Don’t want to do something embarrassing.

All I know is there are 3 Dodgers I absolutely won’t trade in any of my potential scenarios, and they are Kershaw, Bills and Kemp.

Prospects I’d rather not trade under almost any circumstance are very few, but one of them is Sands because I’d rather see what he can do as a Dodger than as a member of another team. (Though Greinke sure is tempting.)

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without pulling a rabbit out of the hat

I’d peg the ceiling on our 2011 team true talent (win) level at 84 wins. To get to 90 wins we’d need either (said) rabbit or around 3 of our players to have stronger than predicted seasons without any major dropoffs.

by Xeifrank on Oct 8, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Etheir and Kemp

having really good seasons would be a boon to this offense.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

84 wins?

Mayyybe. They won 80 this year and that included the month of May, when they probably played over their heads. Take out that one month and consider only the other five, when they went a combined 60-74. That is a 72-win pace for 5/6 of the year.

Look, I know it’s suspect just to throw out the best month, but I think there is reason to believe that the key word on your post is “ceiling.” Right now, the rabbits-out-of-hats and everything going right gets the team to 84 wins. If they do not improve and if anything goes slightly wrong — starting with Furcal getting injured, Kemp not bouncing back, etc — then we aren’t at 84 and counting… we’re significantly below that.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't say

that, they an absolutely horrible offense for half a year too.

I know you believe that this team could collapse this year but here’t the thing, they probably will never be in a situation to be a true bottom dweller short of more injuries next season. What they probably will be is a team tat could win anywhere from 78-84 wins, that won’t get you a great draft pick.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get your point, and I believe that the most likely outcome is within a couple of games of 81-81.

However, I do feel that it’s likely that next year’s team won’t even be as good as this year’s team. Manny wasn’t around a lot, but when he was around, he hit — he was the team’s best hitter. He’s gone. Furcal wasn’t around enough, but for a time, he was on fire… he won’t stay healthy next year, and when he’s in the lineup, he may fall off a bit. Kuroda was healthy all season long — so many plans above call for bringing him back, but he could very well go down for a time. So even if Kemp/Ethier bounce back a bit, there are still many things that make the 2011 squad, today, worse than the 2010 squad.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best part about win counts is that they can be easily influenced by luck. This team could stay exactly the same, and through a combination of over performance and timely hitting easily win 90 games.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's true

but is it likely?

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but it’s possible.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scrap next year

Pay off every player that’s not on the team that we owe money too. Fill the holes with minor league players. When 2012 comes it’s going to be on and popin’

by Jaydavis on Oct 8, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW

Zach Lee cannot be traded until at least next summer or so when he can be named a player to be named later.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard there was a party here

I was promised cupcakes.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

close enough. Cheers!

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you drive to Nashville, I’ll make you cupcakes! I need someone to rant with me about the Giants.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may have sworn off the playoffs on account of the fact that the outcomes have quite obviously been influenced by Satan

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT

CUPCAKES GIN!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll confirm that

I just had an oreo cupcake today, though, it was delightful

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that

being a delicious dish. There’s this mobile cupcakery in Berkeley had had a smore cupcake with toasted marshmallow instead of icing. It’s probably my fav fav, but I don’t like claiming small sample things as best

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live within 5 minutes walking distance of 5 bars and 4 restaurants. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

same. Irish pub I can see out my window has delicious beer!

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

^ this

also, they have Hoegaarden on tap. MmmmmMmMmm

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds more like YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m blessed with all the bars next to me being hilariously overpriced, so no breakfast beer for me.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are places in San Francisco that ask a minimum of $15 for a cocktail. I can several meals for that!

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could eat for a month on that!

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My local bar wants 9 bucks for a beer even though the place is empty 50% of the time.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The big bottle of Bombay Sapphire

1.75 L, just $29 at Costco.

Course that’s not all that cheap when you go through three in a week.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am very impressed by you, Mr. Kavula. Very impressed.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously hate shit like this. $15 for a freaking cocktail? I would rather go and buy a whole bottle of something and have some friends over.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but then you get people who are like “oh, let’s make flaming dr. peppers!” and then you find out both that it IS possible to set your coffee table on fire and that the man you are dating is ridiculously clumsy.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of people do you hang out with? Geez

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then again, I am lame. I am all for making Margaritas from the Trader Joe’s mix and then playing a Euro board game like Puerto Rico or Ticket to Ride.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ok with this

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

as am I

can we hang out at your place pretty please?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. You are all invited

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year while camping out for the Rose Parade, we had margaritas in sippy cups and were playing Settlers and other stuff like that. Needless to say the cops did not look our way.

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my defense, these were my ex-boyfriend’s friends.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that story.

The trick is to buy the bottle, slam it at home, then let your friends cart you around the rest of the night while you sip on a 15 dollar drink.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM ON TO YOU.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also no one can arrest you if you fill up a 7up bottle with vodka.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

or a gatorade bottle full of vodka and red gatorade. lol EDC lol

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

G2. Gotta keep it low cal.

Besides I sweated all that out after like 15 minutes of dance off

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lame

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck me, I had to mention cupcakes. Now I want to go downstairs and get some.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably worse

college eatery

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that’s just above Army mess hall that is

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downtown phoenix has a number of tasty options

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did go to that pizza place

where you have to stand in line for hours and hours last spring. Fortunately for me someone else stood in line.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one in the old ass house? That pizza is goooood

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

but it was more than $15

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want

some gorram sugar cookies

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Blackjack

I break the mold baby

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t remember, which college football program do you support?

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The University of Arizona Wildcats.

in other news: Stomp the Beavers.

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

me?

none really.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, I was hoping to get a chance to say UCLA sucks. Oh look, I said it anyhow

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

I would admit that if I was a fan. My bro is a UCLA fan, he freely proclaims it.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i found the top 4 this year

Tim licecum yesterday had 31!

Morrow of toronto had 26

Josh johnson and buchholtz had 25 in a game this year

by matthewmafa on Oct 8, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lastly, an interesting fact about the second inning: Lincecum struck out the side on nine swings and misses. There were some called balls mixed in, so it’s not nine pitches, but every strike in that inning was a whiff.

by matthewmafa on Oct 8, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahaha

I thought you meant pitchers swing and missing while at bat, which made me giggle at pitchers. They’re so funny

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what I thought, too

and I was like, man, that’s kind of harsh…and funny

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh Busted

Jim Calhoun is about to be grounded.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

has anyone ever seen the movie Volver? It’s a Spanish film starring Penelope Cruz. This hefty whore just wondered if Penelope was suddenly interested in muff diving. Hilarious!

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Great movie

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s in my top 5 foreign language movies, which admittedly is a list I only started in the last five years

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

good movie. I like how the whole guy stuffed in the freezer wasn’t even a big plot point by the end of the movie.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems to be a common theme in female dominated stories. Not always death, but whenever the husband/lover/boyfriend exits stags left it’s kinda….meh

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

although in this case it seems to take it to the extreme.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

the (literary) feminist critic in me

says sometimes dead bodies don’t need to be focused on at plot points, but as the removal of a husband willing to make out with his step daughter, mirroring his wife being raped by her father

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got Penolope and you mess with her daughter

you deserve to spend the hereafter in a meat locker.

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks Phil, if I say it like that it just comes across as manhate

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the one where he then

uh, really does go muff diving, in an unforgettable scene… (Or was that a different recent Almodovar?)

I love his films.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's Talk to Her (Hable con Ella)

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Oct 9, 2010 3:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, how bad of an idea would it be

to get my laptop, go to a sports bar, write this 2-3 page paper and sit on TBLA for the rest of the night?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a midterm I should get cracking on. I’ll toss some positive vibes your way

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as you don’t wear sweatpants, it’s a fantastic idea.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

is there a dress code at the local sports bar. Or would she get hammered and rip them off thinking she was subbing in for a starter.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because there’s always that weird dude at the sports bar wearing sweatpants with a laptop that I assume is checking his fantasy team the whole time. You don’t want to be that guy.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

generally bringing a laptop to a sports bar is going to be suspicious.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why you avoid the sweat pants. It tells people that you’re still aware of your surroundings.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I'm that guy

I’m automatically hotter by virtue of a girl that a) knows how to wear sweatpants and b) plays fantasy sports.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

wear a laser tag vest too, than you get a c) bullet point.

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll just take Bodhi with me

he’ll threaten to wish them into Nebraska if they don’t allow me to write my 2-3 page paper on ethics in peace!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I texted you what happens when he wishes too many people away in quick succession. That seems like a risky plan.

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people treat sweatpants as pajamas

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wear sweatpants while dancing.?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

"With this spray tan, this chain & this shirt fitted, how could she not love me?" - Vinny

by delias man on Oct 8, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wear sweatpants when I want to be naked in public

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned in college, that if your answer is maybe, you really mean yes.

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I honestly don’t care if the hipsters (and boy, are there ever hipsters) think less of me.

By the way, some chick who lives 10 minutes outside of NYC in Jersey told me that LA isn’t a real city. I just looked at her.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell her that you aren’t convinced people from Jersey are real people.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that. Did anyone else watch Bones last night?

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I subscribe to the Ted Moseby theory of NJ/NYC

so technically I don’t think she can claim NYC as her own. Seeing as she doesn’t live there.

…it’s sort of like the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jersey is a dump next to the worst part of New York. It’s acting smug cause you’re from Barstow.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn’t Riverside be a more apt comparison?

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

you would make my coworker sad

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s my goal in life nolly, making your coworker sad for living in the meth capital of the universe

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is riverside worse then Nashville?

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Resounding yes

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've heard this theory before

it’s also known as the LA is 15 suburbs looking for a city theory. Anyone whose been anywhere between Santa Monica, downtown, burbank, and Manhattan beach knows that’s insane.

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be the greatest idea ever.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

The University of Oregon is good at football.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re the new USC, but more benign cause they don’t practice evil.

Hi Eric!

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having Nike in their pocket really is an unfair recruiting advantage.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

so was USC’s steady stream of Escalade trucks but no one seemed to mind, except the NCAA and every other team in the Pac10

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sound you hear is Uncle Google softly sobbing into a crimson and gold afghan.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Cardinal and Gold!

As in the Cardinal will lose Saturday night.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m unconvinced unless Lame Kiffin can get more out of his 5 stars

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His name is La….ahhhhhhh

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

All this talk of drinking and baseball

I think we should have another TBLA booze night where Eric leaves good bottles of alcohol at awesome bars in Hollywood!!

And we get them to put the game on the super huge big screen!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade Loney and Broxton to CHC for Hak-Ju Lee and filler.
Try to resign Russ at discounted rate and resign Rod
Mark Ellis is better than Theriot at everything except staying healthy.
Javy Vazquez doesn’t want to come to the WC but maybe be won’t have a choice.
The outfield offense might a take a hit but it should be much, much better on defense.
Sign Pena @ 8 mil and give him a decent option year.

Catchers
Martin resigned @ 3.5MM
Rod @ 1MM
4.5 million
INF
Pena @ 8MM
Mark Ellis @ 5MM – 2/12
Raffy @ 12MM
Blake @ 5.5MM
27MM
RESERVE INF
Grit on a stick @ 2.5MM
Hu @ 500,000
Roughly 30 million or 33 million

Outfield
Kemp – RF @ 7.1MM
Robinson/Paul/Reed mega platoon CF @ 450,000
LF – Dre @ 9,250,000MM
OF1 – Reed @ 2MM
OF2 – Paul @ 450,000
Roughly 20MM

Pitching
SP1 – Kershaw @ 1,500,000 / signs deal 6YR@52MM 11’@1.5MM,12’@3MM,13’@5MM,14’@10MM,15’@13MM,16’@17MM
SP2 – Bills @ 5 / signs deal 4YR@40. 11’@ 5MM,12’@9MM,13’@12MM,Player option14’ @14MM
SP3 – Kuroda @ 9MM
SP4 – Javy Vazquez @ 6.5MM with incentives around 4MM
SP5 – Ely @ 450,000
22.5 Million

Pen
RP1 – Link @ 450,000
RP2 – Tron @ 450,000
RP3 – Jansen @ 450,000
RP4 – Elbert @ 450,000 / LOOGY and hit a batter when they fuck with us
RP5 – Beli @ 450,000
RP6 – Kuo @ 2,500,000 / Closer
RP7 – Monk @ 450,000
5 Million
Pitching staff – 27.5 Million – 31.5

I have no idea how this will end up looking

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I have Loney in their originally. So the INF would be around 38 million

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does no one sell Slippers in the shape of dinosaur feet?

I DEMAND ANSWERS.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I completely support this idea.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a friend having a pair that roared like gozilla when you stepped

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm bummed

the best I can find are godzilla ones, but those are grey. I need some green ones for my Rex costume. I figure it completes my costume and I get awesome slippers. Sadly the world has conspired against me.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, this is for Halloween. Pssh.

I assumed it was for a more noble cause like everyday slipper wearing.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh they will be

Thats why I want them so bad. The idea came because of halloween, but these suckers will be all up on my feet after that.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yes

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to assume this comment was the result of sexting

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no-hitter tonight
But I usually sext between 5-8pm

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not for the phillies

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

from Brett Favre.

Or perhaps it was Brandon Phillips starting the game with a HR

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett offered me 2 million dollars a year for 50 years if I would stop. I have integrity goddamnit!

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo

baseball

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing since the injury

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Love how you just had 200 people go Google “Zach Lee Injury”. Does Uncle Google get commission from Papa Google?

On the flip side, the first article I got when I searched for “Zach Lee Injury” was a Louisiana-based article titled ‘Zach Lee Likely to Stick With Football’.

I laughed about it later that evening.

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just this tidbit from the other day in MLB Fanhouse

 A teenager who was guaranteed $5.5 million two months ago, Dodgers prospect Zach Lee seemingly is hungry to earn that money.

“His work ethic is unbelievable,” Dodgers farm director DeJon Watson said of the team’s first-round draft pick from last June.

Lee, who had a football scholarship to LSU, “really gets after it in the workouts,” Watson said. “He’s at the front of everything we do.” Wednesday at the team’s training site in Arizona, Watson watched Lee throw two scoreless innings with a fastball that spanned 90-94, plus a good curveball and a pretty good changeup.

• The son of a former big leaguer is creating buzz at Dodgers instructional games and workouts.

“James Baldwin is a guy to keep your eye on,” Watson said of the 18-year-old drafted in the fourth round last June. “He’s a guy who’s going to pop up quickly.” Baldwin, whose father James was an All-Star pitcher 10 years ago for the White Sox, struck out in half of his rookie-league at-bats yet batted .274 with 17 stolen bases in 46 games. “He’s going to stay in center field,” Watson said, citing the 6-foot-3 athlete’s speed and instincts.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would trade Andre Ethier for our current deferred money if I could.

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

uh oh

is utley getting the yips again?

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

he made a nice play to get to the ball, but his throw sailed and pulled Howard off the bag.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Carlos! Only Halladay gets pitches 4 inches off the plate.

Fuck Larry Bowa in 1980

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 8, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Phillies, Lol

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

in play run(s)

someone pinch me

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 reds

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 8, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

whats the score?

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by shaqfor3 on Oct 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another horrible throw by Utley, brings home a run.

That was a double play, and he bounced one badly

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit

he does have the yips!

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know it is easier said than done, but Howard just needs to come off the bag and stop that thing

by robotmadeofnails on Oct 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll both drop bombs to make up for it.

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-0 reds

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 8, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

UtLOLey

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 8, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lolroyo

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I want to buy some, uh, suits. You need to close the store.

by silverwidow on Oct 8, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Any playoff team that hits Laynce Nix 5th doesn’t deserve hits.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Even Dwyane Wade thinks that y is out of place.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I might change my name to Gary Scyott

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, you know, the new Y is silent

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The evening game

Braves:
Infante 3b
Heyward rf
Lee 1b
McCann C
Cabrera lf
Conrad 2b
Gonzalez ss
Ankiel cf
Hanson P

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The losing team

Giants:
Torres cf
Sanchez 2b
Huff 1b
Posey c
Burrell lf
Uribe ss
Sandoval 3b
Ross rf
CainP

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I just went all Dennis Green in my head when I saw Cody Ross hitting 8th.

“They are who we thought they were!”

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice start to the 3rd…singles for Phillips and O-Cab.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Orlando

likes today’s strike zone

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oswalt

not holding up his end of the 11-0 record

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Im at work and rushed throug this, but I couldn't resist. I think the numbers would add up.

Re-Sign Lily
trade Loney, Paul, Withrow to Tampa for Garza.
Non tender Martin
Non Tender Theriot
Re-sign Barajas
Re-Sign Gibbons
re-sign Reed Johnson
Sign Carlos Pena
sign Harang
Sign Felipe Lopez
Trade Broxton and Blake to Baltimore for nothing (perhaps minor league filler) Orioles take on the cash, fill two needs.

lineup
CF-Trayvone
SS-Frucal
RF-Ethier
CF-Kemp
1B-Pena
3B-Lopez
C-Ellis/Rod
2B-DeJesus

IF Bench- Carrol, Hu
OF-Bench- Gibbons, Johnson
Sands playing 3rd in the minors

SP
Kershaw
Bills
Garza
Lily
Harang

RP
Kuo
Jensen
Belisario
Tron
Leach
Link
Weaver
Crap lineup with big gambles on travone and Lopez, DeJesus can’t be much worse than Theriot, lineup becomes serviceable if Kemp, Pena, Ethier and Lopez all have bounce back seasons.

Strong starting pitching. Decent bullpen (especially if Belly bounces back).

Apologies for my half assed ness

now back to work:(

by Lex in Brooklyn on Oct 8, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys

I’m sitting next to three Phillies fans. I’m so scared. Also, I have not been served yet. I am a sad panda.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No!

This chick is sex eyeing the dudes next to me. THEY ARE PHILLY FANS. THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY UNHOT.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t worry, they’ll throw batteries at her soon enough

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna go with the vomit joke.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMPORTANT

Chicken tenders or philly cheese steak while yelling about how the best thing about Philly is this delightful sandwich?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tenders

you can throw them easier at the Philly fans

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

but….but….remember the pink? oh god I can’t forget the pink

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are real chicken no doubt.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno, strips I’d believe are chicken. Tenders occupy some dead zone between nuggets and strips and can be anything

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t go wrong with a salad, like a big chicken ceasar, and a cheesesteak on the side

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate lettuce

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say “What?” but instead I’ll go with the more appropriate “How?”

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It taunts me

I can’t stand the taste, but its usually the key element in a healthy meal. Boy could I use a healthy meal.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No cheesesteaks

during the playoffs.

Unless it goes by another name, like a Sicilian chicken sandwich at Oggi’s or something similar.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on

I’m not detractor from irrational Philly hate, but at a certain point don’t we just have to say the Phillies were due and the Dodgers couldn’t surmount the team they could be in 3 or 4 years with the right moves

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

but Victirino is a dick and people from Phillie are icky.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, no Philly Blunts

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, no dressing up like a sailor and hanging with Antonio Banderas.

At least until the playoffs are over.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah

took me a few to get that one

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you been there before?

Is there a reasonable expectation the sammich will be good? If no, then go with the Tenders.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a good point. Ask if they can make it with cheese-wiz

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tenders

boycott all things Philly until they are dead.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its nashville though

how many options you think she has?

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

man I just can’t not insult Tennessee.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

you are a Southern Belle, I am sure you can use your wiles to diffuse any situation.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

End this Votto

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Reds getting off to good start can give Braves some hope in the later game

Except Reds have a good lineup.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

when your lineup makes the giants’ look robust in comparison your team sucks

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 8, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question for the hellbound

Is it bad that in the TBLA Playoff Pool I chose Vlad and Votto to not hit any home runs because Votto had anxiety issues?

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by G.Scott on Oct 8, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nix

going to show Reg who deserves to be playing

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Jokes on him

He’s Laynce Nix.

Yes I know he sleeps on a pile of money with lots of beautiful women. Don’t bother pointing that out.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victory Day?

that sounds good to me

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d hate to see that come up on Where’s George

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a commercial actor, Mariano Rivera is a hell of a closer.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What is that pitch

the offspeed 70sish mph thing Arroyo is throwing?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s either a curve or a change. His changeup is in the mid 70s

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

Apparently all the Reds fans are in the other room. But this room has a bigger TV. Hmmm.

Guys, I’m drinking Guinness (for Josie) and writing a paper on African American Social Ethics, while watching the playoffs. Even I’m jealous of my life.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you ruiz

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

did you find a power cord?

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of. apparently it might be directly above me. I’m gauging how much I want to piss off the bar staff by trying to plug into it. I figure if I keep buying stuff they won’t be mad if I take the power source for their wicked heineken neon sign.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should ask, but fake a southie accent. No one wants to mess with a Southie

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Careful, you wouldn’t want to lower awareness of Heineken.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d on principle

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's one great one

called “Smoke on the Water”

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by Pure Azure on Oct 9, 2010 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

they're talking about Broxton and Matt Stairs

I changed the subject to Matt Holiday

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

in this room

in the other room, they’re going nuts

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last time the Dodgers had a best-of-5 series tied 1-1 after two games was 1983.

They have had six 2-0 three-game series (2 good, 4 bad) since.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t the woman in the train/president commercial look like someone different when the bride is shown.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

splain

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

For
The
Three
Run
Lead

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are AZ fans

watching the UConn and Tennessee situations re what their sanctions will be carefully.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanctions were already handed out to AZ

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

UConn especially

Theyve done so pretty bad things, and their self-imposed sanctions are just a slap on the wrist. The NCAA better do something

by SeanMillerSavior on Oct 8, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what UofA did was really minor. Uconn had better get USC treatment

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone want to fill me in?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a little info
Over the course of the 14-month investigation that centered on the recruitment of Nate Miles and the involvement of former UConn basketball manager Josh Nochimson, the university determined that members of the men’s basketball staff, including former director of basketball operations Beau Archibald and former assistant coach Patrick Sellers engaged in hundreds of impermissible telephone calls and text messages and provided game tickets to various individuals, contrary to NCAA legislation. Archibald and Sellers earlier resigned.

The university also concluded that a former staff member (Archibald) provided impermissible assistance to a prospective student-athlete (Miles). Further, it was determined that Nochimson provided impermissible benefits to the same prospective student-athlete. Finally, the university concluded that it failed to monitor those activities.

by SeanMillerSavior on Oct 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my opinion, the NCAA is cracking down on the wrong people. Institutions and coaches are under pressure from fans to win, so those coaches that break the rules and institutions that turn a blind eye are rewarded with cashflow.

Until coaches or players are punished more harshly for violating rules there will be programs like Kentucky who get desperate enough to hire coaches like Calipari who are notorious for bending the rules to land recruits.

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the minimum.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is gone

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YOUR QUOTE IS FANTASTIC.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

by shaqfor3 on Oct 8, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way

You know how Bride is an astronomer? well, we know one of the astonomers who was in on the pluto’s-not-a-planet thing…. just saying…

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Astronomer who shows up on Stewart

is one of my favorite guests. I’m make him president in a second.

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neal DeGrasse Tyson

He is awesome.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neil deGrasse Tyson

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

diddnn't meen

two missspel hiss nayme.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed he is

time to make a science person president, the Lawyers/Actors/Peanut farmers had there run.

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by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more oil men

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by Pure Azure on Oct 9, 2010 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s as quiet in Philadelphia now as it was before the Furcal error in Game 1 of the 2008 NLCS

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

siddown

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The best part

about the Reds being up 3-0 is that the Phillies suck. My biggest fear is that Philly fans will use those rally towels to make Molotov Cocktails

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

that gapper got a huge round of applause. C’MON ARROYO!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol gidp lol

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its universal knowledge that Philly is the dbag capital of the world.

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does every fan base in the playoffs HAVE to wave towels now?

Is that a MLB prerequisite? Gah. Giants fans and Phillies fans waving ’em make me angriest of all. But everyone does it.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

you have a supporter

in Wainwright

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe touche

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I jus don't like

all the fuzz that it invariably kicks up

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still less annoying

then thundersticks

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give you that

Thundersticks + Rally Monkeys = hell.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was cool with the rally monkey

until fox got a hold of it

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wonder if it’s a team based enterprise or a MLB initiative. I think it’s the former, and it’s probably just the cheapest but best looking rally item so it’s caught on. Personally I prefer the mini pom pom, cause the towel gets caught and you have to reverse directions, unless you get a lot of wrist spin action

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to say I have a lot of wrist spin action but that doesn’t really bode well for me in terms of respectability

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could be a rodeo queen….nope, not helping

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

death valley queen?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

…it’s a song title. :(

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Reds, don't be the Twins

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang.

Ducks vs Red Wings. I have no idea to root for.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

earthquake it is

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was paying homage!!

fine! a tornado!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sudden childhood memory → there was an episode of some sitcom that had the changing of the floor at the Boston Garden as a plot point

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might be thinking of the Cheers episode

where they were trying to figure out how many screws were used on the floor.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe, didn’t something happen with the ice not being ready, it’s really just a screenshot in my head, of a Norm looking guy standing on the Celtics court and ice being involved

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUACK

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

always

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I’ll root for the Sabres. Hooray!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moby puts on a great show. Ask Reg, we had a dance off to end all dance offs

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you guys playing the Tangent Game?

Sort of like Build a Title but instead of building off movie titles you’re building off thoughts and then going tangential… ;-)

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y'know what's a good game?

Settlers of Catan. Also Arkham Asylum I think it’s called, it’s some horror mystery game

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've played the former

my stepbro is a total board game hipster. Introduced me to Carcasson too and a few other cool ones.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carcassone rules. Best 5 dollar App purchase I’ve made.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

of all the cool apps I’ve found, I use my free dictionary more than anything else

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure use your phone for “productivity”

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use my phone for coupons. Delicious coupons.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you a goat?

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think she said she eats clothing

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greatest Of All Time?

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will, I will, after this paper.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but whenever I hear of it I go to Batman in my head instead.

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I thought too, was kind of sad when I couldn’t be Harley Quinn and had to be some researcher instead

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arkham Asylum sucks

Great theme, terrible game.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also: Eurogames...

…any of you play Caylus? That game rules, and it rules with an iron fist.

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by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breakfasts come and go, but Hartford…? The Whale…? They only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

50 points to the person who names movie and actor. points may or may not be redeemable for cupcakes and Gin

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mallrats.

Please send cupcakes to me via PayPal.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

winner! for 50 bonus points, that quote is slightly incorrect, what word is left out?

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha! 100 points to Josie

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

you forgot the actor

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shoot

yeah J Lee.

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Ducks

I’ve decided to root for the Ducks regardless of my ex being a huge Ducks fan. I was going back and forth wondering if I should become a Kings fan just to spite her, but I decided just fuck her I like them, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Oct 8, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone listen to Cable Radio Network in the 90s?

by silverwidow on Oct 8, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

“Vottomatic,” says the lead announcer whose name I forgot

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that the worst? and the only way to find out is to rewind to the very beginning of the game when they introduce themselves

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

there is a god?

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

WHY AM I WATCHING A MEG WHITMAN FOR GOVERNOR COMMERICIAL?! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I TOO HAVE LOUD OPINIONS ABOUT IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY!

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear to God, Kevin, Bodhi owes me a favor

Mostly, I thought I escaped her crazy ass by moving to the South.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

please note

there is a video of Bodhi licking me on facebook. This is what my life has become.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know Facebook added that button.

At least Bodhi didn’t poke you.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

People are weird with their cats.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Oct 8, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

it’s happy hour. 2 for 1. I didn’t know this. This paper is going to be HILARIOUS.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

fwd it to me

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, I thought you were in Tennessee?

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's has so much money

she’s buying ads for absentee voters.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM

That’s why I was so shocked. Apparently this bar gets the Ducks Prime Ticket feed. I’m going to have to sweet talk the bar into playing Lakers games…

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

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by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

College Football Betting

How much of a lock is Stanford -9.5 against USC. This honestly looks like free money

by SeanMillerSavior on Oct 8, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect storm scenario in my book. Stanford just got destroyed by a team that would win the NFC west and USC is still a little overrated. Take stanford.

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NFC West is Gawdaful

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

or...

Stanford’s defense isn’t that good, and USC’s running game might take advantage.

That said, if I had to pick a side on which to bet, I would pick Stanford, but the points seem like too many.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe until last year

USC had not lost by double digits since 2002

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Luck is good at football. Stanford’s defense is suspect, but I think there is a good chance of Stanford putting up 40+. I dont think USC puts up 30

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah USC's defense is going to get absolutely shredded

USC seems to be consistently overrated as far as the spreads go. Theyve covered once this year and that was wazzu

by SeanMillerSavior on Oct 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford has some injury issues, that’s why I’m a bit fearful about Saturday.

by JonWeisman on Oct 8, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Hawaii's 3rd string QB dominate that USC defense

I almost want to say that anything living is a good bet to have success against SC

by SeanMillerSavior on Oct 8, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wazzu another example of a team that would be right at home in the NFC West

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by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it funny to laugh at a commercial that advertised “glow in the dark trim”?

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

If Oswalt leaves

after 5, he will have exactly half of Hallday’s game score, 47.

(50+15+2+5) – (10+12+2+1) = 47

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger cards

I’m sure no one cares at this point, but I was catching up on TBLA comments and just saw the question from the other day about whether the baseball cards that I did for ESPNLA were in any kind of order. The answer is no. I had a max of 26 slots from ESPNLA, so I just started whittling away at my Cogs and Dogs list, but as I was making changes, I just removed and inserted people without regard to order. I meant to go back and put them in alphabetical or numerical order (by uniform) but honestly forgot to do it. So that’s why it sort of seems like they might be in order – but honestly, they aren’t.

Also, as David Y. said, please don’t hesitate to ask on DT if you have a question about something I’ve written. The commenting system isn’t that inscrutable … :)

Now, back to things that matter …

by JonWeisman on Oct 8, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi Jon!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

please

as a fellow writer, that’s me sucking up : p

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even I knew that. ;)

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never understood the "furd" thing

How are Cal folk insulting us by indicating that they don’t know how to spell?

by JonWeisman on Oct 8, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the same with ASU fans calling the UofA “AU” because some announcer 20 years ago fucked up and was calling us “Arizona University”

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a Cal fan, I found yell leaders holding a sign with the word “of” on it ridiculous

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey! I like that cheer!

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you can’t remember a cheer consisting of U, of, and A then there’s something seriously wrong with your fanbase

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they split the stadium up and hold the signs to let fans know what your section of the stadium needs to yell. Usually the East stands yell “U”, the end zones yell “of” and the West stands yell “A”

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

well on the road, when all the fans are in one section, it looks wicked lame

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I’ll write a letter. While I do that can you draft one to Tedford about how it is way easier to win football games when you score touchdowns?

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to a D3 school. GO ACADEMICS!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

D3 athletics

are no barrier to the Major Leagues, says my man Nelson Figueroa.

BRANDEIS REPRESENT!

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Oct 8, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

same with Rob Natal!

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cal can’t win in Arizona, we were cursed before that game (which we really should have held on to win) even started

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually don’t do it, seems petty, but when addressing a Stanford person it’s a sign of disrespect, like all the signs in Palo Alto what read Kal (and you know they exist)

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have several quality jokes involving Cal and Stanford

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been visiting or living in that town for over 30 years and honestly have never seen such a sign.

by JonWeisman on Oct 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't find a pic

but the tree had it written on his/her back at last year’s big game

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well, the Tree. That’s a different story.

by JonWeisman on Oct 8, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume that the Kal/Stanfurd spellings came from the bands/frats, I mean that’s where most of the animosity stuff comes from. With the tree representing the band I figured it didn’t stop there and was also on tshirts and stuff

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, if the writers make the first move …

by JonWeisman on Oct 8, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now

I’m not a homewrecker. I try to keep it classy.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You

are just a heartbreaker

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no comment.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So drinking contest next time you’re in town then?

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that homewrecking? Unless you’re trying to get me in trouble?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ARE a barrel of fun when drunk Maddz comes out.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s more than one way to not be classy.

by regfairfield on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wearing sweatpants on a notebook in a sports bar?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you meant

but the grammarian in me is wondering how the sweatpants are attached to the notebook

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just got reallllly loud in here

no me gusta

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP MAKING ERRORS

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
http://www.accessorizeyourvehicle.com/

by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuck

might be time for some 105 MPH heat

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Or any Left handed pitcher with a pulse

"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something." -Robert Heinlein
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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard chapman has three pulses

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombie Pitchers

scary

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley

just got his admission back into the UCLA Athletic Hall of Fame

by bhsportsguy on Oct 8, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

God is dead

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by nolander on Oct 8, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Just sitting the first round out

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m reading Nietzche this week!

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went there and came back unscathed

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In this picture, the ball represents the Reds' defense.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Phillies are out redding the Reds

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I love these Allstate commercials.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

better than the Conan ones

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Conan ones are okay. They’re just nonsensical.

by Tripon on Oct 8, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A few have been OK. I am thankful there are many different ones and not the same one over and over again.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conan will be dead to everyone by the end of this series

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The TBS play-by-play guy is Brian Anderson by the way

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

he does Brewers’ games.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am just so happy (SO HAPPY) it’s not Chip Carry (Caray?).

PS Why did I think that it would be a good idea to drink and work?

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m telling you, send me a copy of this paper.

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just spilled guinness on my white peasant blouse. I am the epitome of classy.

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by Maddz on Oct 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

a peasant blouse?

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like this?

"You can't please me. You never met me. Zoë, why do I have a wife? "

by K3vo on Oct 8, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You

can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 8, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

careful Maddz

you’re treading into “cute” territory

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood why women showing signs of early tipsyness is considered cute? is it an innocence thing? the white would fit that motif

by Josie Becker on Oct 8, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

most guys like women to be helpless occasionally

and some to be regularly helpless, it helps guys justify their own existence.

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by Pure Azure on Oct 9, 2010 4:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

When did you come out of your shell?

I blame you for the Dodgers downfall. Eveything went to hell in a hand basket when you left LA.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how Bruce and Kemp both went off the last week

home run style

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the Rotten Tomatoes guy.

by kinbote on Oct 8, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

To bad Stubbs is righthanded

he seems like a left handed player. Probably because of Franklin

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Reds

you’re in the soft underbelly of the Phillies bullpen.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 8, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I LOVE the deal for Alex Gordon, I’m really a big fan of his potential, and get him out of Kansas City where he was proclaimed to be the next George Brett and he may not have as much pressure weighing down his play.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Oct 8, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Lineup RHP:
Furcal-SS-12M
DeJesus-2B-400K
Kemp-CF-7.1
Andre-RF-9.25
Berkman(1/8M)-1B
Gomes-LF-1M
Mitchell-3B-400K
Martin-C-5M
P
Bench-Blake-5.25, Barajas-1M, Gibbons-500K, Carroll-2.5, Paul-425K, Hu-420K=53.245
LHP:
Furcal-SS
DeJesus-2B
Kemp-CF
Andre-RF
Gomes-LF
Mitchell-3B
Blake-1B
Martin-C
P
Bench-Berkman, Barajas, Gibbons, Carroll, Paul, Hu
Rotation- Kershaw-500K, Billz-7M, Lilly(2 years, 18M, or 3/27)-9M, Padilla(1/5M)-5M, prospect acquired for Loney… explained below-420K=75.165
Pen- Broxton-7M, Kuo-4M, Jansen-420, Belisario-425K, Weaver-1M, Sherrill(DFA’d, resign 1/1M)-1M-13.845
As you can see, I’m trying to keep most of the team together. The only exception is Loney. Never as in love with him, and I think he gets dealt. Like I said in the rotation prediction, I doubt we get anything good other than a prospect who has #5 potential. And we will probably start him. We resign Martin, but DFA Theriot and Sherrill. Let Theriot walk, giving DeJesus the job. Sherrill seems like a LOOGY, and 1M is a guess. Too high, too low, or just right? The only stretch is the Berkman signing. Based on how he is playing with the Yanks and Astros, I see no way his option is picked up. He’ll be lucky to get 8M, considering two down years. Berkman and Blake platoon at 1B. Mitchell gets the job at 3B, same with DeJesus at 2B. Gomes is signed for LF because we need power out of the LF spot to protect Andre and Kemp. The combination of Andre, Kemp, Gomes and Berkman gives us serious power, and Furcal, Martin and DeJesus give us OBP.

That adds up to 89.01M. If we have to be at or very close to 83M, my solution is DFA Casey Blake as well and have Berkman play full time 1B

by lakersdodgersyankees4life on Oct 8, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

If you DFA someone under contract, you still have to pay them.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 8, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

Did not realize that. Then we could dump him somewhere(use his LHH splits to get someone to take him as a platoon guy) or McCourt just needs to suck it up :)

by lakersdodgersyankees4life on Oct 8, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Plan

1/ Non-tender Martin & Theriot
2/ Trade Loney/Paul for Guthrie
3/ Re-sing Padilla: 1 year/4M$
4/ Re-sing Barajas: 1 year/1M$
5/ Trade Broxton/Blake for Chris Johnson
6/ Sign Hinske: 1 year/1.5M$
7/ Sign Dunn: 3 years/40M$
8/ Sign Gomes: 1 year/3M$
9/ Re-sing Kuroda: 1 year/12M$
10/ Sign Lopez: 1 year/2M$

Rotation:

Kershaw: 500K$
Bills: 6.75M$
Kuroda: 12M$
Padilla: 4M$
Guthrie: 4M$

Total: 27M$

Bullpen:

CL Jansen: 450K$
SU Kuo: 2M$
LHP Elbert: 450K$
RHP Benoit: 1.5M$
RHP Belisario: 500K$
RHP Monk: 450K$
RHP: Gaudin 800K$

Total: 6.7M$

Lineup:

SS Furcal 12M$
2B Carroll 2.5M$
1B Dunn 12M$
CF Kemp 7.1M$
RF Ethier 9.25M$
LF Gomes 2M$
3B Johnson 450K$
C Barajas 1M$

Total: 46.3M$

Bench:

C Ellis: 450K$
1B/LF/3B Mitchell: 450K$
1B/LF Hinske: 1.5M$
2B/SS Hu: 450K$
3B/2B/SS Lopez: 1.5M$

Total: 4.35M$

Deferred Money:

17,177,596$

Total: 101,527,596$

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by Jojo93160 on Oct 8, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

brane'

that’s a 100 million dollar 3rd place team.

by Brane on Oct 8, 2010 7:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Tony Gwynn

has cancer.

Best of Luck dude. Hope you beat that shit.

by keithc13 on Oct 9, 2010 9:29 AM PDT reply actions  

what I think will happen

1. Sign a couple of injured/rehab type SP; like Webb, Bedard and hope/pray that one of them amounts to something. Then flip the live body at the trade deadline for a prospect. This didn’t work for the A’s (Sheets) last year but maybe LAD will get lucky this year. Triple A filler like Ely, Monasterios, will be the #5 SP.

2. Give Paul, Ellis, other 3A types full opportunity to fail in the majors.

3. Non tender Martin, Theriot. Allow Kuroda and Lilly to walk, no arb offer to Lilly, he might accept.

4. Look at available non tender, free agents in February to see who is desperate for a job. Hope to get luckier than the Ortiz boys.

5. Trade either Kemp or Loney for younger, cheaper prospects.

I know this is not a pretty scenario but it will have a dramatically lower payroll and hopefully allow one years worth of bad deferred contracts to lapse. It also puts pressure on the front office to perform and raise payroll in 2012 to preserve attendance and ratings.

I think the off season will be more driven by Dodger finances than 2011 pennant dreams. Plus there may be some pressure from MLB towards the Dodgers (and other teams) to clean up their finances. Sorry this doesn’t exactly fit the 100M budget but I really think the real budget will be substantially lower. I hope I am 100% wrong with this post and money becomes available to field a competitive team.

by kimo from kauai on Oct 9, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

My faint ray of hope comes from

the idea that Frank McCourt didn’t let Dennis Mannion go and didn’t make himself more visible again to preside over that kind of team. If he had to go that route, wouldn’t he and his ego just stay in the shadows and let Colletti and Mannion be the bad guys?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 9, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I were GM

TRADE: LAD/TB
Dodgers Get: IF Ben Zobrist, P Matt Garza
Rays Get: P Jonathan Broxton, 1B James Loney, P Ethan Martin, OF Trayvon Robinson, P Scott Elbert, IF Ivan DeJesus Jr

TRADE: LAD/CIN
Dodgers Get: 1B Yonder Alonso (400k), OF Drew Stubbs (400k)
Reds Get: P Rubby De La Rosa, P Ethan Martin, P Josh Lindblom, C Russell Martin, OF Blake Smith

TRADE: LAD/CHIC
Dodgers Get: 3B Aramis Ramirez + $7M from Cubs
Cubs Get: 3B Casey Blake, IF Jamey Carroll, P Ramon Troncoso, OF Brian Cavazos-Galvez, P Matt Magill,
                 P Steven Ames, P John Ely, P Aaron Miller

RE-SIGN: P Vicente Padilla – 1yr $3M
                  OF Jay Gibbons – 1yr $900k
                  C Rod Barajas – 1yr $1M
SIGN: P J.J. Putz – 2yrs $5M (1.5M 1st Year, 2.5M 2nd Year, 3rd Year Option ($3M) or $1M Buyout)
            P Aaron Harang – 2yrs $12M ($4M first year, $6M 2nd Year, 3rd Year Option ($10M) or $2M Buyout)
            P Hisanori Takahashi 2yrs $7.5M ($3M first year, $4.5M 2nd Year)
           IF Jorge Cantu – 1yr $2M plus Incentives that could net him another $2M
           UT Jerry Hairston Jr – 1yr $900k
            

SP: Clayton Kershaw ($500k), Matt Garza ($6M), Chad Billingsley ($5.5M), Vicente Padilla ($3M), Aaron Harang ($4M)
RP: Hong-Chih Kuo ($2.5M), Kenley Jansen ($405K), J.J. Putz ($1.5M) Ronald Belisario ($420K), Jon Link ($405k)
       Hisanori Takahashi ($3M)

STARTERS:
SS Rafael Furcal ($12M)
2B Ben Zobrist ($5.25M)
LF Andre Ethier ($9.25M)
3B Aramis Ramirez ($7.5M)
RF Matt Kemp ($7.1M)
1B Yonder Alonso ($405K)
CF Drew Stubbs ($405k)
C Rod Barajas ($1M)

BENCH:
IF Jorge Cantu (2M)
IF Jerry Hairston Jr (900K)
OF Jay Gibbons ($900K)
C AJ Ellis ($420k)

STARTING ROTATION = $19,000,000
BULLPEN = $7,230,000
STARTING POSITION PLAYERS = $42,925,000
BENCH POSITION PLAYERS = $6,220,000
DEFERRED PAYMENTS = $17,177,596

TOTAL PAYROLL = $92,552,596

by LVproduction on Oct 9, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

P.S.

I do know I only have 24 players there. The last one can be made up of either an OF or a RP. I just couldn’t decide lol.

by LVproduction on Oct 9, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it except for a couple things.
1) It’s unlikely that Alonso would start over Cantu, even though cantu struggled this year against everyone outside of Los Angeles.
2) The days of trading quantity for quality are over. GMs realized they were dealing stars away for a lottery ticket, and only getting better odds on the lottery by getting more instead of better.
3) With the CHC trade, You’re trading them a 38 year old who can’t hit righties (70% of MLB pitchers), a 36 year old utility infielder who can’t start, a reliever who is two years removed from a good season and even then he was outperforming his peripherals, BCG is good but a bit too far from MLB for the Cubs to like him, ditto for Magill and Ames, and a guy with a 7 ERA in the majors this year who struggles to hit 90mph. Miller is a nice piece but he’s still all projection.

Poison kills 80 children in Uganda. Damn you, Brett Michaels! Damn you!

by G.Scott on Oct 10, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well said, though I don’t agree on quantity vs. quality trades. I also think the Rays would balk at that offer.

The Alonso trade is interesting, though. Reds have a surplus at 1B, some talented arms in the minors and could use some MLB help in starting pitching.

Remember when Loney had 15 home runs in like 310 plate appearances that one year? :(

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by dingers on Oct 10, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good times, man.

Good times.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 10, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s too much for Aramis I think, plus you traded Ethan Martin twice.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Oct 10, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions  

lol

yeah I meant to put Chris Withrow into the Reds trade. My bad. And I know Cantu is “likely” to start since Alonso is unproven but I was thinking Cantu would get plenty of starts considering Aramis’ health, Stubbs possible regression (sliding Zobrist to RF and Kemp back to CF) and Yonder. But with Alonso in the minors you would have Cantu/Gibbons at 1B which still is not bad. The main thing I was going for was versatility with the players and debated long and hard about trading a middle reliever (Schlicting) for Doumit since he can Catch, play 1st and RF. But he is a brutal Catcher and expensive so I decided against it. I love the versatility that Zobrist would bring, the speed/versatility of Hairston, Cantu’s ability to play 3 positions adequately and the OF defense of Ethier, Stubbs, and Kemp.

Again, I’m depleting the hell out of the minor leagues though leaving only Sands, Gordon (if he pans out), and filler pieces. It’s also a LOT of 40 man spots being left open and I doubt these teams would want to use up their own 40 spots on all the players they’d be sent in my proposals.

by LVproduction on Oct 10, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

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C 17 Ellis $490,000
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LF 23 Abreu $401,311
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OF/1B 30 Sands $375,175
IF 13 DeJesus $448,992
C 18 Treanor $850,000

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
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RHP 52 Lindblom $483,000
RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

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