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Dodgers 2011 Final Prospect Chat - #’s 16 - 20

So the #16 vote was so wide open that I couldn’t even crown a winner.  Therefore, I’ve decided to finish up our TBLA prospect list by holding one final vote that will determine the final 5 spots.

For this vote, please rank your top 5 remaining prospects 1 – 5, and I’ll use a point system to determine the final 5 spots.  The #1 prospect on each voter’s list will get 5 points, the #2 prospect will get 4 points, and so on.  I’m going to leave this vote open until Wednesday morning at 7 am so everyone can get a chance to vote.  Later on Wednesday morning I will reveal the results.  We will continue to use the commenting voting system for this final vote.

Since this is the final vote, I’m going to add the final names to the list.  The last 3 names I’m adding are Nick Akins, Jamie Hoffmann, and Pedro Baez.  I know it’s a little ridiculous to have 19 options for the final 5 spots, but I think that most people would agree that each player on this list has at least a few reasons to be included in the Dodgers top 20 prospects for 2011.

To make it obvious for those not reading the whole article, Click Here To Vote.

As always, use this thread to talk about the voting and other things, and only use the other Fanpost to submit your votes. 

The final round candidates (ages as of 2011 opening day):

Nathan Eovaldi (21 years old) RHP – Throws gas, but has never recorded particularly high strikeout numbers.  According to Charlie Hough, the low strikeout totals are due his poor command.  Had a mediocre season in 2010, and was limited due to a mid season oblique strain.  He is still being groomed as a starter, although it has been rumored that consistency with his breaking pitches will determine his future role.

Brian Cavazos–Galvez (23 years old) OF – After an outstanding 2009 season, BCG got off to an extremely slow start with the Great Lakes Loons.  By the time 2010 season was over, however, Cavazos-Galvez had put together one of the best all around seasons of any Dodger minor leaguer.  He hit .318, smacked 18 homers, stole 43 bases, and drove in 77 runs.  The negatives about BCG are that he was a little bit old for LoA, and that he isn’t a very strong outfield defender.

Matt Magill (21 years old) RHP – Magill surprised a lot of people with his great 2010 season, and even led the minor leagues with a .194 opponents’ batting average.  Also had a 3.28 ERA, a 1.10 WHIP, and had 9.6 strikeouts per 9 innings as a 20 year old.  Some scouts describe his stuff as fringy, although throws in the low 90’s and has a slider that was too much for the Midwest League hitters.

Ralston Cash (19.5 years old) RHP – 2nd round pick in the 2010 draft had a solid debut in the Arizona Rookie League.  His fastball hits 94 but sits in the lower 90’s with some movement, and he has two other potentially above average pitches (curveball and changeup).

Joc Pederson (18.75 years old) OF – The Dodgers went way over slot to sign their 11th round pick in the 2010 draft because they loved his athleticism.  While he has 5 tool potential, none of the 5 tools have a particularly high ceiling.  He only had 12 plate appearances for the Arizona Dodgers.  

James Baldwin (19.5 years old) OF – The son of the former major league pitcher, Baldwin is an exciting young player due to his speed and athleticism.  He initially struggled in his professional debut, but then made adjustments and was very good for the final month of the 2010 season.  He is still very raw, but some scouts believe he has the potential to one day become a 5 tool prospect. 

Jake Lemmerman (21 years old) SS – After a monster season with the Raptors this past year, Lemmerman was named as the Pioneer League MVP.  In 259 at bats, Late Night had a .363 average, a 1.044 OPS, 12 homers, and 47 RBI’s.  He also did all this while playing the premium position of shortstop, and coming out of college he was described as a solid defender at the position. 

Leon Landry (21 years old) OF – The Dodgers 3rd round pick in the 2010 draft, Landry had a great professional debut with a .349 average and a .909 OPS.  He drew comparisons to Andres Torres from the Ogden Raptors radio announcer, who also described him as a gap hitter.  However, Baseball America says he could top out with a .280 and 15 homers per year.  He covers a lot of ground in the outfield, although he has a below average arm.

Javier Solano (21 years old) RHP – Solano came out of nowhere in 2010 with an outstanding season.  He played both in HiA and AA, and was the youngest player on both of those teams, yet had a combined ERA under 3, a WHIP of 1.10, stuck out over 10 batters per 9 innings.  Solano has a low 90’s fastball, a cutter, a curve, and a changeup, but the downside is that he is barely 6 feet tall.

Jon Link (27 years old) RHP – Link was called up by the Dodgers 6 different times during the 2010 season, but was used sparingly to the tune of just 8.2 innings.  In 60.2 innings in AAA, Link did very well considering his home park, posting a 3.71 ERA and a 3.55 FIP.  He seems to be a viable option for the Dodgers 2011 bullpen, and while his ceiling isn’t very high, he could be a solid arm for this organization.

Travis Schlichting (26.25 years old) RHP – The converted infielder had a unique season in 2010 because he performed better in the big leagues than he did in the minors.  In 47.1 AAA innings, Schlichting had a 4.75 ERA and a .294 batting average against, but in his 22.2 innings with the Dodgers he had a 3.57 ERA and a .233 batting average against.  While Schlichting has never had a high strikeout rate, his composure in the Dodgers bullpen over the past two seasons demonstrates to me that he can be a valuable option out of the Dodgers bullpen for years to come.

Josh Lindblom (23.75 years old) RHP – Lindblom has been moved back and forth between starter and reliever throughout his minor league career, which produced negative results in 2010.  Going forward, he will be strictly a reliever, which is definitely the best role for him.  While his velocity was lower last season, he generally sits in the low to mid 90’s out of the bullpen, and also has a hard curveball.  Finally, while he’s been in big league camp for the last couple of seasons, the one thing to remember about Lindblom is that he is still just 23 years old. 

Greg Wilborn (23 years old) LHP – Wilborn started off the 2010 season by dominating the Pioneer League, then was promoted up to the Great Lakes Loons and continued to thrive.  His most impressive stat in 2010 was his very strong strikeout rate, which is rare for a starting pitcher.  While he was a little older than most of his prospect teammates in both leagues, he still had a great season.  Finally, the lefty features a slider, curveball, and changeup, and can get his fastball up to 94 mph.

Blake Smith (23.25 years old) OF – Blake Smith was a huge disappointment in 2009 as the Dodgers 2nd round pick, however he rebounded nicely in 2010.  In his first full pro season, Smith led the Loons with 19 homers and hit a respectable .281 at the plate.  His strikeout rate was a little high at 27.4%, but he is also pretty inexperienced as a hitter so hopefully that will improve.  A former pitcher, he also has a very strong arm in the outfield and recorded 11 assists in 2010. 

Shawn Tolleson (23 years old) RHP – Had absolutely ridiculous stats in the hitter friendly Pioneer League, posting a 0.63 ERA, a 0.77 WHIP, and striking out over 12 batters per 9 innings.  However he was a 22 year old playing in a Rookie League and only has 28.2 innings professional innings under his belt.  He has an excellent cutter, which is his out pitch.

Mario Songco (22.5 years old) OF – Songco isn’t a very big guy, but is known for his occasional huge power.  He smacked 15 homers in 2010, but a slump at the end of the season caused his year end average to fall to .274.  He makes good contact for a power hitter (K’d in 16% of plate appearances in 2010), but his defensive position is probably limited to left field.

Nick Akins (23 years old) OF – Compared to Manny Ramirez for his big bat, his care free attitude, and his poor outfield defense, Akins did nothing wrong in 2010 as he compiled a 1.125 OPS, a .341 average, and 21 homers in just 67 games.  The only problem was the he was playing in the Rookie Leagues for the 2nd straight season, which diminishes his stats a little bit.  Also, as mentioned, he isn’t a great defender which will limit him to left field in the future.

Pedro Baez (23 years old) 3B – Pedro Baez had a down year in 2010, but he still made his way to AA by the end of the season won’t even turn 23 until the 2011 season starts.  In addition, he is really the only 3rd base prospect in the Dodgers upper minor leagues.  While his defense isn’t great, he has an outstanding infield arm which has given some people the idea that he can be moved to the mound if he has another down year at the plate.

Jamie Hoffmann (26.5 years old) OF – Recently added to the Dodgers 40 man roster for the 2nd time in his career, Hoffmann is a solid player in terms of both offense and defense.  While he probably doesn’t have what it takes to ever be a full time starter in the big leagues, he definitely help the Dodgers in the future as a backup outfielder/pinch hitter/late game defensive replacement.

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Leon Landry
Jake Lemmerman
Javier Solano
Magill
BCG

I have faith that Landry and Lemmerman will be much higher on this list next year.

The Standard Work Week: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:01 AM PST reply actions  

do I have to vote for 5?

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:07 AM PST reply actions  

You’ve been known to make your own rules.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 8:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I resemble that comment.

I went ahead and guessed that he would take the 5 with the most votes.

Novel concept, I know.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Your single vote

has caused all sorts of consternation. You need to put a finger in that dike before your flaunting of the rules creates anarchy.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Roger that.

My daughter has 31 pairs of shoes. Not shitting you. I just counted them. She’s not 3 yet.

I’m a failure.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

or your wife is a success.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Following great leadership never fails.

Nice card for 19.

Is there a Desert Storm edition?

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry

no desert storm edition that I am aware of.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll have weak sauce with my tostado.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

First thing that came to my mind.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Forgive him delias man, he knows not what he says!

Tostada.

The Standard Work Week: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Good call.

My mind is all fudged up right now.

Sorry bout that.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Years ago

a southern told me that the new rage back home in Tennessee was “tacos parties”, but she pronounced it “TAH-cuhs”.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome

That beats “tack-ohs,” I guess

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

In my defense, I pronounce the word correctly. I just fucked up the spelling.

FML

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I always call them dacos.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

once flying back from chicago

next to a pasty michigan couple going on honeymoon to hawaii. thay asked for “saaalsah” with their in-flight breakfast burritos.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you guys seen the Jim gaffigan bit about him working in a mexican restaurant?

He’s the waitor, and the couple asks:
Couple: What’s in a tostada?
Jim: It’s a tortilla with rice, beans, meat and cheese.
Couple: What’s in a taco?
Jim: It’s a tortilla with rice, beans, meat and cheese.
Couple: What’s in a burrito?
Jim: It’s a tortilla with rice, beans, meat and cheese.
Couple: What’s in a..
Jim: IT’S ALL THE SAME JUST PICK SOMETHING!

The Standard Work Week: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

he's great

I love the Magic Salad bit.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Gaffigan rules

but I wonder if after you have heard his bit, if he can deliver again?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I have three of his CDs, and I enjoy them all.

I could listen to the “Hot Pocket” bit over and over again.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no clue who you guys are talking about

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

For you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qle-vjHoQa4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw7xPaL56Ow&feature=related

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

camping bit was a hoot

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Good to know

because I’ve only seen him on TV and it always seems to be the same bit.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Lava pockeeetts

The Standard Work Week: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet they also eat

Paaaastah.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet they

are still recovering from their sunburns 9 years later

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

?

and the Mysterians were also from Michigan. They were not pasty however.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

That was tough

I think I could’ve been swayed to put two or three of them that I left out into my five.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

I went with youth. Oldest guys I voted for were Eovaldi and Magill.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 8:13 AM PST reply actions  

Most of my Landry decision was based on relative youth.

Can’t vote for Baez or Hoffman

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I seriously considered adding Link and Schlichting just because I think they will both actually spend a fair amount of time in the bigs even if they are mediocre at best. In the end, I also had to go with youth and the hope for an upside.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

So has Kuroda signed or not?

Can we stick him on the sidebar, because if we do, that is $106 Million and we still have the same pathetic offense that pissed away the great pitching.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:18 AM PST reply actions  

Non-Tender Martin and Loney sign Beltre

Is there still time for Blake to go to DR and refine his skills at 1B?

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Blake has played first base in the majors. Simply getting reps in ST will be adequate.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

i guess you strive for mediocre

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

It is the Dodgers way.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

His UZR is positive for his career at first base (544 innings)

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I would have no worries about Blake playing 1st base

it not like we are talking about moving a life long outfielder like Andre to 1st base.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I am talking about hard work, dedication, perfecting your craft.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

What is this, a commercial for the Army?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

WTF?

You want Blake to stand around at 1B or actually play it!!!

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Blake is old enough

that his back probably needs the off-season off.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was something he heard on Project Runway

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

possibly a McRib ad explaining why its been missing for ten years?

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

If Blake is moved to first, I vote to keep Loney and platoon them. Blake didn’t exactly light up the offense last year.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I still say Loney + prospect brings something. A lot of GMs will salivate at the thought of RBIs.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 15, 2010 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Loney + prospects for Upton is something I would like to see happen.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly no team is running out the stupid and no first basemen combination.

Well, the Astros, but you know, you’d actually have to want someone on the Astros.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Chris Johnson……

Me likey him

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Nationals

are said to want Loney

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Give us Jordan Zimmerman for Withrow and Loney and call it a day.

The Standard Work Week: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm on board with this if we then

flip Fielder for Billingsley

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather have Billingsley than Fielder.

If I’m trading Billingsley to Milwaukee, it’s for Ryan Braun.

The Standard Work Week: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

screw you!

I want Billingsley to stay a Dodger for a long time.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Nov 15, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Loney’s from Houston…I can see that brain trust trading on that alone.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 15, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Hunter Pence! He plays WoW!

Leading the league in OMGs || President of the Billz Appreciation Club

by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

More like Hunter Ponce, am I right???

(I’m trying, Josie!)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Look at those high socks, what a dude!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe that was something I screamed at him

“HEY! HEY HUNTER! ….I LIKE YOUR SOCKS!”

not nearly as well received as “HUNTER!! HUNNNNNNNNNTERRRRR!! TELL YOUR MOM I SAY HI!”

He looked over for that one.

Leading the league in OMGs || President of the Billz Appreciation Club

by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

In 2009 here

he reached base on a ball to the SS and we weren’t sure how it would be ruled. When the scorer decided it wasn’t a hit, I got to write “E6, Pence none the richer.”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s like kidnapping Jack Bauer’s daughter to get him to assassinate the president. Then when that doesn’t work, kindnapping Jack Bauer’s daughter to get him to assassinate the president, but this time you give him a 2 × 4 with a nail in it.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't know if this counts as a callback

but in keeping with the Blues Brothers theme, if the Dodgers sign Beltre, is that like getting Mr. Fabulous from the swanky restaurant?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 8:20 AM PST reply actions  

Who drives two hands on the wheel?

I find it actually gives you less control of the steering wheel.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:28 AM PST reply actions  

I do

but usually at 5 and 7 instead of 10 and 2.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Gee, I though I was the only person who did that.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 15, 2010 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

My steering wheel is formed

with the intended grips at 4 and 8. Studies show that 10 and 2 is more fatiguing in the shoulders. I tend to cruise the carpool lane with only my left hand on the wheel, at about 9, with my left elbow resting on the door and against the window.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder where the 10 and 2 come from? It seems so unnatural to put your hands there.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

i think bench seats in the 60-70’s used to sit higher, and it felt more comfortable

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

And

before there was power steering and you really had to crank the wheel, it made sense to start the turn with your hand up high at 10 or 2 or so.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You think anyone here has ever not used power steering

There was a reason the old truckers were some of the strongest people around.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

my 1973 F100 had a power steering leak I could not afford to fix for a couple months when I was 17. that was the hardest driving ever.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean besides you, me and Marty?

My first car did not have power steering. I drove that from my HS years until some drunk chick plowed into me in my 3rd year at UCLA.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

It was not a cool car like a ’55 Chevy or something, it was a ’66 Rambler, 3-speed on the column, 199 straight six. When the drunk rear-ended me with her VW Rabbit, it completely crushed her front end. My cheap car was totaled too, but mostly because of the front axle damage from being pushed hard across the street and up the curb.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I've had two vehicles with 3 on the Tree

A 1970 Maverick ( I think 1970)
and a
1974 Chevy Van

Good thing you were okay, before air bags and all:)

My first accident destroyed my Bug when I decided to duke it out with a light pole on Central Ave when they were building the Glendale Galleria and did some damage to my head when it lost the battle with the windshield.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

No headrests either

So I had one nasty whiplash, which lasted through my entire spring break, pretty fortunate, all things considered.

You probably made some time in that van. Did you have girls like a picture, laying there, moonlight dancing off her hair?

I have never hit a light pole with a car, but I did turn to sprint on a sidewalk and accelerated a half step right into one. Fortunately I didn’t get my head turned all the way, so I didn’t break my nose.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That is comedy

Kind of, my first wife and I spent many a good night in that van. We never had to worry about finding a place when we were dating. She was my only.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The most girl/car experience I had

was in my next car, a ’74 Capri. It was pretty comical at times in that passenger-side bucket seat. I did date one girl (older – she was 24! – but still lived with her folks) that drove one of those light-blue Firebirds, so sometimes she drove. It was sorta like this one, but without the T-top.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

A lot of airplanes don’t even have 10 and 2 as a possibility, e.g., the B-24 bomber.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

good luck. We’re all counting on you.

to add a title

The Standard Work Week: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

They need more dials

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice subject line.

Hope you don’t get banned.

I enjoy your commentary on here.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Lost it in the editing. Ah well.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Usually one hand for me

Sometimes at 12 o’clock, sometimes at 6.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I drive 90% of the time with the left hand at 12 o’clock. Right arm holding down the console.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

12 o'clock?

what is that you drive? 1987 cutlass supreme, or a regal?

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I do

especially in my Miata when I’ve had to make numerous evasive maneuvers because of the dolts who think I don’t exist.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you have a newer Miata?

My father in law just bought a Miata in the last year or so. He thinks he’s so tight.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope 1992 version

still does not have 100,000 miles but it is inching closer.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

I shouldn’t have made the father in law comp either. I’m not the biggest fan of the dad in law. He is on his 4th marriage. He has 4 kids and none of them speak to him. He may be the biggest ass on the planet. And he’s a huge racist.

I don’t think these things about meercat or the other guy.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m laughing way too hard at this…..

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

No, telling your wife

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

does a Pontiac Fiero also fall under the same status?

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not familiar.

However, rollerblading is the original joke here. What’s the hardest part of rollerblading…

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

i see. i dont specialize in gay jokes. will work on that.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

In the 80s

I only saw chicks driving those.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Often

they were white.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife has a similiar problem

in her little Aveo. Next time I get her a car its gonna be a goddamn tank.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife drives our Sequoia

which is hard not to see. I drive the extremely gay light blue Prius, but I am secure in my masculinity and smug in the car pool lane.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

not for long in that carpool lane right?

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

SB 535

was signed by the governator in late August and extended it out to 2014.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

This is California

can’t we just draw up a petition to have it removed because we can?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

these are the important state issues

I should have never voted for that MF! as somebody who actually carpools, you guys should have been thrown out.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

the whole point of the carpool

is to take other cars off the road, easing congestion and improving air quality. the prius takes hypothetic cars off the road, but with a lone driver does nothing to take actual cars off the road

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Except for the people that immediately have to stop driving while trying not to vomit at its appearance.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

When gas was $4.50 per gallon, I really appreciated how little I was using.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually like the Prius, it just seemed like an opportunity to throw a lttle needle out there. It isn’t pretty, though. I hope you knew this.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not pretty either, so we’re a good match.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s the hybrid for snobs, right?

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The pollution that I am not creating is not hypothetical. And I rationalize my lone driver status by citing that my commute (Sepulveda Pass) is badly underserved by public transportation. Even the “Commuter Express” takes forever from the SFV to El Segundo.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

which is why I said you are helping pollution but not congestion

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Gettting my vehicle

out of the overcrowded main lanes and into the uncongested (mostly for me) car pool lane, does help congestion though, just not as much as a two-person carpool that gets two vehicles out of the main lanes.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

You help relieve freeway congestion as much as Jeter deserved the 2010 GG.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

False

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I just proved

That I help by 50% the amount that a two-person carpool helps.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

but you would be in my way still :)

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really, you can just squash me with your Tacoma.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I am morally obligated not to smash toyotas

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

One hand

on the brodie knob, one around the girl. Oh wait, I’m flashing back. (No, I’m not actually old enough to have used a brodie knob; my father told me about them. Those and C.O.D. turns.)

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I drive with my left hand at 1:00 on the steering wheel and right hand at 9:00 on left leg of girl in the passenger seat.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Which usually makes it around noon right?

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Those of us that don’t have nervous tics find two hands on the wheel gives plenty of control.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was 18.75

it was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls and soft summer nights
We’d hide from the lights on the village green
When I was 18.75

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

OK

I finally got it.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Not much to get, I’m afraid :)

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

well, i know the song, but couldn’t figure out why the one lyric change!

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw
Billingsley
Kuroda
Lilly
?

Kuo
Broxton
Beliasario
The Mysterians

Hopefully the offense shows up this year, otherwise the pitching staff will be crying 96 tears, one per loss.

(Did you know that keyboardist Frank Rodriguez was just a teenager when he played the keyboard on that song?)

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 8:39 AM PST reply actions  

Casey Mcghee too

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Casey Blake is the older, better defensive version of Mcghee. The Dodgers need power, and getting it at 2nd base would be ideal.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

my post was actually, “They are wiling to trade him” not, “Let’s go get him” but your point is made. Would Weeks have as much power out of Miller Park though?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Unlike Blake you don’t have to add “for a third baseman” to make McGhee’s bat sound good.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

McGhee had a Blakian 116 OPS+ last year.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not gonna look this up, but I’ll bet Blake didn’t.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

99 OPS+ For Blake

Casey Blake’s iso was 159
Casey McGehee iso was 179.

The main difference between them was about .30 points of BA. Do you think McGehee is a true .290 hitter in MLB?

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions  

MLB the Show maybe

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Big difference in the K%. McGehee was 16.7%. Blake was 27.1%.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s at .288 in 1100 PA for his career.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Casey McGehee

would not have made our top 10 Prospect list any year he was in the minor leagues.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=mcgehe001cas

It is why when Eric snorts at the possibility that Russell Mitchell may have figured things out, I wonder, if just maybe Russell Mitchell can be our McGehee.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I fully expect him to be our 1B/3B/OF sup-sub this season, since I believe that Blake is still going to be the starter. Perhaps Mitchell will get the opportunity to reverse the roles if he does well.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Dude, Blakian is not the preferred nomenclature. African-American, please.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

call back

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

and I hear

there’s this power hitting 2nd baseman available…. :)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You might have noticed in the same story

they are asking for pitching. Do we have pitching to trade? If so, who the fuck are they?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Kuo too. The Brewers need any type of pitching. I’m sure they’ll take prospects that are a year away.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

We have this “Scott Elbert”

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

We don’t have any prospects that are a year away :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I do think Broxton gets moved this winter

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 15, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

not with that salary

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

He means moved to 24 hour Fitness. His membership at LA Fitness expired around July.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

not a chance. Unless we pay his 2011 salary to try to get a better return, but we tend to not be in a position to do that.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt it

I was just throwing his name out there. I don’t think they can get good value for him right now, and he won’t be moved unless he’s part of a bigger deal IMO.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

And if they’re willing to trade Weeks, Fielder, and McGhee, they’re rebuilding so it shouldn’t matter if the Dodgers don’t have any ML ready prospects.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

They want ML ready starting pitching. I suppose it depends on how you define it, but I wouldn’t say they are rebuilding.

by Salty on Nov 15, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal says a lot of things.

I think it’d be overpaying for Weeks.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not racist

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing the Irish aren’t a race.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

They're an ethnic group

and had a long history of oppression and prejudice in history so you’re sort of wrong.

Of course I’m Jewish so what do I know. I won’t eat a McRib. :-P

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by underdog on Nov 15, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Who doesn't have a

long history of oppression and prejudice in the long history of civilization?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Germans.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The Romans might disagree

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Until William the Bastard took over, the English was invaded and conquered for every couple of hundred of years by a different ethnic group.

Plus, Wales and Scotland were constantly invaded and conquered by the English.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The French as they are currently as thought of don’t have a history of being ruled by others.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I fart in your general direction!

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by underdog on Nov 15, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Outside of the 3 1/2 years the Germans occupied large portions of France.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

A drop in the bucket compared to other regions such as the Netherlands, or Italy.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re saying France doesn’t have a black mark on their history from their German occupation that continues to haunt them to this day?

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I think they are over it. They hate the English more then the Germans at this point.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The French and the Brits

just signed agreements to do joint military exercises and have their big defense companies (like BAE) work together. Now this is mostly to be be competitive in the defense market, but it is a big step for them.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

France did the oppressing to other nations, and do not have a long history of being oppressed, yes.

What France did under German rule in WWII is a different question than being asked initially.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

gotcha, with ya, Napoleonic France oppressor, WWII France separate issue, ipso facto uh, France are the man?

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

They, for one, welcomed their new German overlords.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

My second favorite joke

Why do the French plant trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes French are idiots.... :s

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Nov 15, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Different gradations of it

Germans and English and Canadians have had less of it than say Jews and Catholics and Irish and aboriginals. But point was more that Irish are basically a “race.”

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by underdog on Nov 15, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

yeahhh

the Troubles alone would indicate that there’s a few issues there…

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

As an Irishman I am pissed off ;)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Nov 15, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew Brian Kelly wouldn’t work out.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Any news about Davey Lopes coming?

Fingers crossed. Maybe he can work his magic with whatever young players the Dodgers end up needing to play because they couldn’t afford to bring in expensive studs.

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by underdog on Nov 15, 2010 9:17 AM PST reply actions  

DH had a source that he’s joining the Dodger staff, no word on which coaching position.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I would assume 1st base coach since that is vacant, no?

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by underdog on Nov 15, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Eric

did you see my note re Greg Brock. He says hello to all.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 15, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that

That’s cool. Are you guys splitting UCLA basketball seats?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope

no UCLA basketball this year.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 15, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Frontrunner

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

$1200 for basketball tickets was a bit pricey this year, I am fairly sure I could get my old seats back if the time goes where I buy them again.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 15, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Love has become a rebounding machine

Sure would have been fun to watch those freshman grow up.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That whole rule creating one and dones

sucks for college basketball. Yeah, in the short term you get an exciting player, but I think it is harder to sustain fan interest over time.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

It has killed my interest in following UCLA

but has made me follow the teams like Gonzanga more because I know I’ll be seeing those players for at least three years.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I do think the one-and-done rule has helped the mid-major schools, because they are rewarded for allowing their teams to gel while other teams have ebbs and flows.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

that has been the plus side.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I paid $150 for 4 LB state season tickets!

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm asking you!

Who is on first?

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by underdog on Nov 15, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Technically, the Dodgers haven’t announced the staff yet, but probably.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Audie Murphy was bad ass

Every time I watch “To Hell and Back” which does not really do a great job of showing what he did compared to the book I hit the internet to remind me of just how amazing this single person was. The fact he weighed 110 pounds when he enlisted and could not find any branch of the military to accept him. You think of how strong a 110 pound person has to be to carry the shit an infantryman has to carry. Anyway, I know most of you have never heard of him, but this man had one of the more amazing stories of the 20th century for an American.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

Back in the day

They used to say my dad looked a bit like Audie Murphy. Dad was probably 5’7" and 130-135 when he finished boot, post-college, so he was a little guy as well.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard of him

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my first substitute teaching assignments was at juvenile hall about six years ago. During history, I noticed that the book briefly mentioned Audie Murphy. I quickly pulled up the internet and gave the students a brief history of his exploits. It turned into an hour long discussion. Sitting with eighteen maximum security juvenile offenders talking about Audie Murphy’s street cred will long be one of my finer teaching moments.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

That is awesoke.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a pressing matter

But the bacon-wrapped hot dog has been voted the official hot dog of LA. Farmer John will donate over 52,000 pounds of food to local food banks as a result of the vote.

Andre Ethier will be at Union Rescue Mission on Thursday from 11am to noon.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:27 AM PST reply actions  

What was the opposition?? this has really been bothering me.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

there was no opposition

the petition was just to get the motion to city hall, and city hall had to adopt the motion.

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate the LA City Council

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i wanted to run

but did not realize you need to sit on all these different boards of this and that to even get your name out there.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

my grandpa was and my grandma is

very active on the Harbor City neighborhood council. The intent behind the councils is great, but yeah since that’s your voting block right there, you kinda have to be already active before you can even think about running

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I need to have a talk with someone on the HC Council about the obnoxiousness of Narbonne’s football coach.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Some voters might consider a candidate having some experience a plus.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

nah you need fresh blood and delias is the freshest

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I've said before

that I interned in her office before, right? Her old chief of staff is a family friend. Her and I would not be friends in real life

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

i never knew this.

she used to walk around the albertsons on 25 and western looking for attention with nothing in her cart.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

this is why she and I can never be friends. if you want someone to hunt for you, she’s your gal, but I don’t trust her to plan the hunting trip

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

and i wasted all that time talking sports with you at pinkberry

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to say

I could never imagine you being caught in a pinkberry. Fuck pinkberry.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I took some friends from Seattle to a pinkberry

having never been before based on how popular it was. I was quite embarrassed. It was pretty much the whole make fun of LA Culture all in one shop and I had suggested it.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It just seems stupid

hey lets make a yogurt shop thats just like everywhere else, but with 3 flavors and more expensive!

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

it was the assumed common ground. next time I can tell you all about the dress she bought with taxpayer money

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I have moved on to Granny’s Yogurt in SP

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

so true :(

but they have donuts from granny’s donuts next door as toppings.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Ditto

a bacon wrapped hot dog sounds some kid of awful. They should have had a runoff between mustard and ketchup, ketchup and onions, mustard and relish, and the Works.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

You had never had a a bacon wrapped hot dog.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re seriously missing out.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Bacon-wrapped anything is terrific

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

after watching the fry cooks recently, I’ve added a bacon press to my wish list.
http://www.amazon.com/Norpro-Cast-Bacon-Grill-Press/dp/B0002IBQWG

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I might be able to get away with

buying that for my wife as a gift. Just look at that addorable piggy! Plus you know, bacon.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice

but I always thought that if your bacon is curling up, you are cooking it too hot?

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Could be

now I only eat bacon from the local butcher. Thick and tasty. The local butcher one of the last great places in your local neighborhood.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

100000% agree
The local butcher one of the last great places in your local neighborhood.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

This. Definitely this.

I refuse to have bacon that didn’t come straight from a butcher’s slab. It’s almost always way thicker and has a higher meat to fat ratio.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't even know

where I have a local butcher, though there must be one. :(

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

even grocery stores have butchers. Just go to Albertson’s and head to the meat counter and ask for a pound of bacon.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I am all for this

sometimes I’ll put on a sundress and a large hat, go to albertsons and just chat up the meat guy, just for sport

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

well I know that

I just assumed Phil was talking about a butcher shop outside of the giant grocery store chains.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I was

and if you didn’t live in such a nice area where everything is new you would have one:)

Ours started this new gig this summer where they team up with this barbecue lunch truck that parks in their parking lot on weekends and sells barbecue, but you pay for it in the shop instead of at the truck. They key is that the lunch truck buys all their meat from the butcher so they have a symbiotic relationship and it seems to be working well as there always seems to be a line.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a nice setup

Now that I think about it, I think there is a butcher in Granada Hills, in the area where Trader Joe’s is.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

bacon wrapped filet mignon is the bomb

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha Ha

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

We call this a redeeming comment!

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

That one hurt deep inside, lol.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Nov 15, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Bacon improves almost anything, esp other meats! Ketchup on a hot dog is an abomination, and no hot dog contest is complete without mustard and sauerkraut as an entry.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I do enjoy ketchup, with mustard (ideally with grilled onions and diced pickles), but mustard and sauerkraut is very solid.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Ketchup goes great

with everything.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been moving away from ketchup and adding ranch to more stuff.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear Buffalo Wings are a great ranch delivery system.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Ketchup – too much sugar.
Ranch – too much fat.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

like Mo’nique

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Tasty

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got some lipo bags with your name on it then

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

“Auuuughh, it’s all salty and warm!! Why would I do this!!! Wow this guy ate a lot of pork!!!”

/BASEketball

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You should make soap and sell it.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

After my mom had her heart attack

She was forced to go on a diet which included no more than 2 grams of sodium each day. Several family members would take turns driving out to Palm Springs for a few days at a time after she came home, and cooked for her.

Just shopping for things without sodium, and trying to keep daily intake to under 2 grams of sodium, is a chore. If you look at the “nutritional info” of a ketchup bottle, it has a TON of sodium in it. We found some sodium-free ketchup for some reason or another, and it was terrible.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully that would be easier today

just like Gluten free diets 10-15 years ago would have been hard, now they easier and hopefully taste better.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It was in 2006, so not too long ago, but yeah, it is probably easier today

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I bet it’s not that much easier though. We love our sodium in the US.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

False, so false

Ketchup goes great with fried potatoes – french fries, hash browns, etc. It’s good for making baked beans. And that’s about it.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, I can’t think of anything besides some variety of potato that tastes good with ketchup.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

chicken fingers.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

While sweet BBQ sauce exists, there’s no reason for ketchup except to make cocktail sauce.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I find myself agreeing with reg more and more these days . . .

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Honey mustard is way more suitable.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This

maybe ketchup goes with the pink mechanically separated chicken fingers though.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

oh dude I was about to eat cookies. Cookies!

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Never thought about it, until David posted this

but Ketchup is the choice for potato, not so much for meats. Mustard is my must on hamburger/Hot Dogs, have to say I’ve never tried sauerkraut, it grossed me out as a kid and I’ve never manned up to try it as an adult.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

God Bless this man and his sauerkraut stance.

I was gonna post that but didn’t care about hearing all of the shit I would get for it!

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Sauerkraut is awesome on hot dogs, brats, mets etc. Try a cheesy metwurst with mustard, kraut, and maybe some grilled peppers.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Sauerkraut is even better on sausage (sorry Delias).

Also, a Reuben sandwich is great.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Julio Rules

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Julio

What are your favorite boots?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Canter's

I went to the Golden State (Thanks to Mintxcore), which is across the street from Canter’s… It was meh ,A.J…

by Julio Nievas on Nov 15, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

apparently

UCLA has a place called Junior’s which is a must

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

my wife is clamoring for us to try

Umani Burger. It looks really good and I heard nothing but raves

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

nice review!

yeah i dont usually like those type of buns. give me a nice soft freshbaked bun, or if you are gonna be fancy, do like Fords Filling Station and bake in an onion.

Also, arugula on a burger seems needless. but i also feel that way about lettuce.

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

on a Reuben sandwich. They can be awesome.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Although I get mine without dressing

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember

We are anti-Mayo brethren.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I do like O.J. Mayo, but that’s it! :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Marty will kill us, but I pass on the Russian dressing too. I get my In-N-Out with no dressing also.

I should admit that when I make burgers at home, I do put a little ketchup on my bun, along with the mustard.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I can understand this

you were a kid in Germany, where they eat kraut as a side dish. Try it as a condiment.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You know what else goes good with fries? Thousand island dressing.

by Julio Nievas on Nov 15, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, you turn your nose up at saurkraut but you then you dipping your fries in thousand island? Really?

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Quiet! Quiet all of you! I love it! I love it so much damn it!

by Julio Nievas on Nov 15, 2010 10:37 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I once liked 1000 Island dressing on my salad

when I was six. Then I moved to Green Goddess. In my old age, I now tend to use infused red wine vinegar with just a scant amount of olive oil.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Thousand island dressing on a salad, ok that’s disgusting.

by Julio Nievas on Nov 15, 2010 10:45 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Once in a while I'll indulge old memories and

1. 1000 Island on Iceberg Salad
2. Captain Crunch, usually one bowl will leave my palette in shreds just like the good old days.
3. Cherry Pop Tarts
4. Peanut Butter / Marshmellow sandwich
5. Soft and airy White Wonder Bread, Baloney, Mayo sandwich

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

number 5 sounds good right now

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I always hated Wonder Bread

but that may be because of my Asian teeth. The backs of upper front teeth are shaped like shovels or scoops (a typically Asian characteristic – I didn’t know this until I was 25 or so and my new dentist asked if I was Asian because of this; I thought everyone’s teeth were shaped that way!), and that soft white bread would just mush up and stick back in there and I’d have to scoop it out of there with my tongue. Ugh.

One a hot summer night, sometimes the right way to prep for a nice steak dinner is to have a wedge of iceberg with bleu cheese dressing.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I appreciate detailed writing that allows me to really picture a situation, but there was at least one sentence too much in this.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha Ha

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

This is fascinating. I will ask dentist people about this.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

In your youth, did you also have trouble with pb&j sandwiches getting stuck?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It was all about the bread

anything really soft that will compress gets stuck in there. PB&J (strawberry, not grape – sorry Keith) on whole wheat is much less of a problem.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I am now beginning to question the validity of your burger reviews.

1000 island dressing, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again!

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I like ketchup on potatoes. Fried ones.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I like ketchup on my ketchup.

But mustard and relish on my Dodger Dogs.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't like mustard

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you put ketchup on steak?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I cast you out, demon!

I cast you out, demon!

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I would never do it

I was trying to bait nolander into a bad place :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not saying it wouldn't taste good

but no.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

If you have a quality cut of meat, and it is prepared correctly, you shouldn’t need anything for a steak except a knife and fork.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Who needs a knife and fork

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

teeth are all I need

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Plates are for felines.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m with y’all on the sauces and meats and everything, except that, the margin for error when cooking meat is fairly narrow and easy to frak up

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

If you like your steak medium.

Get your grill as hot as it can get.

Cook it about 6 minutes on one side, flip it and cook it for 2 minutes.

Enjoy

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

that's what I'm saying though

it’s fine when you’re cooking yourself, but going out, there are so many variables than can result in you getting inferior meat

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Not everyone eats at Denny's

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Haha

Except the dude who won the free Denny’s for a year.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Just know

that most restaurants will always cook the meat more done than advertised. So if you want medium rare, say rare; if you want medium, say medium rare, etc.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

my experience is exactly the opposite. If you want medium rare, you have to order it medium, otherwise the center is rare as can be. I chalked this up to the fact that the restaurant can cook it more, but not less.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I probably just go to shittier restaurants :)

I was thinking more of the fact that they will avoid at all costs serving meet that could get them sued.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

If a steak ain't red, then it ain't going to say hello to my choppers

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This.

I have a friend that orders his well done and eats em with ketchup.

I like em red/dark pink

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Medium rare is the way to go.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Im considering going to Outback for lunch now

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I'll go to Chilis

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

you must be craving salt

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

oh baby you know it

(I just wanted to bother mintxcore)

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

*flusteranger*

chilis, tgifridays, applebees, outback… all places as expensive as a good restaurant except, not good.

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends on what you are ordering

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you recommend?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

A hamburger

or chicken fingers.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a correct statement

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 15, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a salt lick which had my horse’s name on it but it could be yours nolander at the right price

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Does it come with a side of fries

and queso dip?

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

This

pink, not red.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I am glad

Auburn has that us against the world thing working for them now.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 15, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

My chef friend from way back

once told me that steak was merely the vehicle for the sauce.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

This sounds like every movie producer ever

who is charged with adapting a beloved classic book to the big screen. Oh sure they say they love the steak and they want it to be all about the steak, but just wait till they see the amazing spin I put on it!

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

to a producer/director

you thank the cow for steak, the cook for sauce. and producers/directors like to be thanked

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Great analogy

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

This cracked me up for some reason.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

This is closer to reality

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I like ketchup on eggs (with some tabasco sauce).

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

=(

I don’t know much about hot sauce. I just use whatever’s been sitting in the apartment since forever.

Tapatillo does have a good jingle.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

my brother

puts Tapatillo on just about everything.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

you need to ditch the tabasco. cholula or tapatio are the way to go.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t let it go to waste. The bottle is huge. I don’t know where it came from.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

tpatillo is a poor mans cholula

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought the appeal of tapatillo was that you could by a gallon for like 3 bucks.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Tapatillo is good

My choice for eggs is Pico Pica, but you can’t go wrong with that, Tapatillo, Cholula, Tabasco, [insert hot sauce of choice here]

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

For the most part, I like all of those smaller brand hot sauces.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

looks snobby!

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, it looks like a foreign film with English subtitles.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

so

it’s an Almodovar film?

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Volver. I mean when you combine a cleavage shot of Penelope Cruz with cleaning blood off a knife you’re just a genius

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

there’ll be blood on the cleavage tonight…

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

blood on the cleavage

The last good Dylan album.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Ouch. I’d have to disagree.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha

I was channeling The Smiths, but I liked Love & Theft and Time Out of Mind. The Xmas album he put out last year was laughably….um, bad.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That stuff is good. I had something called La Guacamaya last week and man was that great!

by KellyStephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Fresh, spicy salsa

great on omelets!

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

This

As always, homemade salsa trumps all.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

i've been making

a rick bayliss tomatillo serrano salsa verde. cheap and amazing! and easy!

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

we're secretly

jealous though. Well, not about the snob part, about the fresh salsa.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

its so easy, man

get a pound of tomatillos ($1.99/lb at the market), get like 2 or 3 serrano peppers (like, um, 16 cents). You also need a handful of cilantro and some tap water.

turn on your ovens broiler, put the tomatillos and peppers on a baking sheet, put it under the hot hot hot broiler. let them get all black and splotchy and the juices leak out. take em out, let em cool.

put them, with the leaked juices, in the blender. throw in some cilantro. some salt. some water (depending how loose you want it) and blend away. that’s it.

chip, dip, done.

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Both have their place

although Tabasco is overrated; there are better cajun hot sauces out there.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Crystal Extra Hot is excellent.

by KellyStephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

ARE YOU SERIOUS

IT IS LIKE, 20 BILLION SHADES OF DELICIOUS

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

this is a dumb question

but how different are “bacon wrapped hot dogs” and actual sonoran hot dogs? i stumbled up sonoran hot dogs when i was in tuscon and couldnt believe how incredible they are. much more than simply bacon warpped…

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

“sonoran” is just snobbier. (I’m going to tire of this at some point, but not just yet.)

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

dude

there could be a big difference… this is a sonoran dog

it’s bacon wrapped but ALSO has tons of other amazing things on it. its way more than just a bacon wrapped hot dog. which is why i asked. ;D

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he just the one who lives closest to LA? I’d be a bit upset if I kept getting dragged out to LA away from my wife and kid for a 1 hour spot if someone actually lived here.

Have Tommy do it!

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this

he probably volunteered

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Kemp lives in L.A.

I think they picked Ethier because he’s probably the most popular Dodger right now.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Kemp

not that I have been following this too much but if tabloids can be believed, he has spent the last month with Rihanna (though she is due to be in LA this week) so I guess he is now back in the U.S.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 15, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

As a shock to no one, more people cared about the bacon wrapped hot dog than the Democratic primary in my congressional district.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

how dare you try to be on topic.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

For the same reason people cared about Jason Repko for God knows how long.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Repko at least had a #1 pedigree. And he did appear in the playoffs this season.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Which makes him better than Matt Kemp.

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

just curious

is Repko to you what LaRoche is to reg?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

for me

Repko = Brian Wilson, Ruiz, Victorino, Joe Morgan, Camniti’s Corpse, k-rod, matt cassel, tom brady, lebron, matt stairs, jeffrey leonard, philip rivers, guy vieri, champ bailey, lamar odom, francesco totti, drogba, giuseppi rossi, ben affleck, acura lady, arte moreno, jaime mccourt, and kevin garnett all rolled into one awful human being.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Possibly two!

I still haven’t seen the Town, but have heard good things!

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Good movie. And let’s not forget he cowrote Good Will Hunting. So there are 3 points for Mr. Affleck.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to think

that was him mooching off of Damon. Now, not so sure.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

My favorite Damon/Afleck

movie was when they played avenging Angels.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Dogma

great flick

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I was a fan of this

I used to be of the belief that Affleck only took his acting seriously when in a movie with Damon. Actually, I think I still mostly believe that.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed Daredevil

what can I say. He did not do a bad enough job to ruin Jennifer Gardner, though she did a bad enough job to ruin her own movie.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Daredevil is underrated.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

If by underrated you mean “wretched in every way,” then yes, it is underrated.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

hey

it made a good rifftrax!

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a great movie

for leveling out furniture

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The dierctor’s cut is pretty good. I think the ridiculous playground scene colors people’s opinion of the movie.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Having watched 10 minutes of Elektra

I can’t go back and watch daredevil

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen Daredevil. Maybe I should look into this “Director’s Cut” you speak of.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That is why Marvel

stopped doing License deals and wanted to have last say in their movies. They really fucked that one up. Hopefully 20th Century keeps dicking around with the reboot and Daredevil reverts back to Marvel.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish Warner Brothers

would stop dicking around with the DC properties, and give control to DC themselves.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

well that and the fact that they finally weren’t going bankrupt and could build their own in house movie studio

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

In my comic days

That one Frank Miller Daredevil issue (was it an Annual?) when Daredevil almost killed Bullseye was the best I ever read.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Topped of with Alanis Morisette as God. Which is second only to Sinead O’Connor playing God in The Butcher Boy.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Overall, The Town is worth seeing.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t read this comment without laughing. So many people.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too

and I don’t even know who a couple of them are. I assumed they were soccer players.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of italian players I think

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

these guys

 francesco totti, drogba, giuseppi rossi,

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Il Capitano!

AS Roma, yeeeaahhhh!

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

The greatest AS Roma player

But this season is a nightmare for him… And AS Roma has played very well for few weeks…

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Nov 15, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s striker and kind of a ponce, the two italians play for Roma and Villareal respectively, though I don’t know what beef delias could have with them

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

what US Soccer fan does not have beef with Rossi?

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

fair

though I mean the guy made his choice, whatevs

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

ok if he made his choice, but

the celebration at confed cup sealed the rage.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

kind of a ponce

I am intrigued by this term

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

What, pretell, is a ponce?

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Rule 5: No Poofters

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Rule 6: There is no rule 6

Rule 7: No Poofters

/MP

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was “pray tell”

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It is. I kind of changed my mind halfway through typing and didn’t correct.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I like your spelling better then the original

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Well then stamp that motherfucker and call it a word!

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t be disappointed if it doesn’t catch on like “awesoke”.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

drogba – ivory coast footballer

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate Drogba because he played for Olympique de Marseille...

But he is one of the best striker avaible…

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Nov 15, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s impossible not to laugh at the combo of a person with an awful beard and sunglasses that he/she never wears (only places on head) trying to run for president with one flap down while not letting you eat in his/her car, all while lowering beer prices and eating a Snickers bar for energy.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

One flap down is a reason that John Tudor gets a pass, even though he was a ponce. Tudor threw at Leonard after his antics in the 1987 NLCS.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That couldn’t have hurt much.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m beginning to think the fountain of youth has quite a cost, or at least a more interesting backstory.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

it's not Ponce De Leon

though that was my first thought too. Apparently before it meant an effeminate man, it meant a man who lived off a prostitutes earnings.

Kinda the opposite of dude, which used to mean an effeminate man but now is cool. Or well, not an exact opposite

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

So what you're saying

Is that 10 – 20 years from now, dudes will be calling each other “ponce” instead of “dude”.

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

no no

I should never have tried to equate them. Dude had the benefit of being a fashion thing, and the fashion eventually became popular instead of derogatory

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Well either way

The next friend I see, I’m going to greet him with “What’s up ponce”

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it pronounced

pahns? pahn-SAY?

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Evander Berry Wall

King of the Dudes (1888)

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Aerosmith

may have written a song about him.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

This seems familiar to Bob Timmermans Obelisk

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

bah

I’m intermettintly getting that issue where my browser jumps to the bottom of the page when there is a new comment. sooooooooooooooo annoying.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 9:36 AM PST reply actions  

Should he

have been in your list above?

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

karros, melissa rivers and that spicoli wannabe from TMZ were omitted in error due to my rage.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I still have fond thoughts of Russell Martin, though he hasn’t been much of anything for a couple of years and who will likely be wearing a different uniform next season.

That was sorta just tacked on there wasn’t it

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like he’s preparing himself for the breakup.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Actual baseball news

D-backs signed Blum for two years. No word on the Vegas line correction.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

I tweeted this the other day

but was proud of the pun…but, two years for a bench player: The Jamey Carrollary

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked that one

when I saw it on the sidebar here.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Fangraphs takes a look at Kuroda

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/kuroda-appears-true-to-true-blue/

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

tldr

good deal for the Dodgers

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think this is necessarily accurate:

Whereas the Dodgers did not hesitate (or maybe they did, but eventually folded) to hand Lilly a lengthier re-up deal, they showed some caution in doing the same with Kuroda. Maybe it comes down to in-house medical records, where Lilly’s checked out while Kuroda’s lacked the smiley face stamp.

I think Kuroda may have preferred a one year deal since he already has talked about returning to Japan.

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think its accurate at all

They where just trying to spice up the article.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Question

we didn’t draft Andre, but he did spend time in our farm system. Is he considered home grown, or is he like those half baked pizzas you can get from that one lazy pizza place

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:42 AM PST reply actions  

He is not homegrown.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we can refer to him as “home-baked”.

He was plucked from another’s orchard and cooked up in our pans.

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s more like a really cool step-kid. You like him and consider him part of the family, but when people ask you how many kids you have you still say, “5 and step kid.”

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this analogy

Draftees – your kids
Inherited Prospects – The step kids via marriage
free agents – the adopted kids your wife signed for while drunk and mad at her youngest

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Annyong!

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Padilla: the scariest uncle imaginable.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

fail

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Would that make Juan Pierre the starving child Ned saved from a war-torn third world country?

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

which would make Ned suddenly Angelina Jolie

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Darry Strawberry

= Tom Hanks as the druncle on Family Ties.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Milton Bradley

the foster child you can never quite straighten out.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

He is the “Papa Murphy’s” in the Dodgers-pizza analogy.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Have you ever noticed that Papa Murphy’s pizza is terrible warmed up the day after baking it?

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t shop at Food 4 Less, and I don’t buy half baked pizzas

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

shut up mintx... hey!

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

now the real question

is this a “they took our jobs” statement or a “I’m a snob and won’t do servant’s work” statement

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i do not eat dominos, pizza hut, or any of that crap. i also dont do par-baked pizzas. i make that shit from scratch.

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never had a Papa Murphy’s pizza, either.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

So

I know it seems like good news on the surface, locking up Kuroda to complement Kershaw/Bills/Lilly, but is this really what we as an organization should be doing right now?

We’re kind of the worst combination of things right now: A young, expensive team with very few players locked in for the future.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

I think its fine

because aside from Lilly, we don’t have a lot committed beyond 2011.

2012/2013 is when this next crop of prospects should either be arriving or busting, at which time we can determine what our longer term needs will be.

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we young?

Only at 1st, RF, CF and two starters.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t sure about that ingredient on my half-baked idea pizza.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I think this team needed

Kuroda more then Lilly but for 2011 they needed both. The hitting is simply going to have to work itself out.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

anyone expecting anything interesting from the GM meetings this week?

or does the fun not really start until the Winter Meetings?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

SOMEBODY IMPORTANT SIGN ALREADY

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.
But seriously, please.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey

we signed the 2nd/3rd best free agent pitchers on the market. Come on that is big stuff.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

We will be trading for Dan Uggla.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I know

I’m talking about everyone else, those signings I expected.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

This just in: Jeter will return to the Yankees at a drastically over inflated contract.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s Gold Glover Derek Jeter to you, pal.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Some small stuff this week. Maybe some Uggla movement or a new contract, but other than players getting added to 40-man rosters don’t expect much this week.

Kuroda will officially sign, and the Dodger coaching staff will be finalized, but these are almost knowns at this point.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Any reliever Ned brings in that’s not Mariano I’ll hate.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He doesn't exactly have the best track record

does he?

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Only in trades

his FA relief pitchers have usually done okay. The guys who are not NRI’s but are expected to help. Park, Mota …

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

You are not allowed to hate Takashi Saito.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

This

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I definitely would welcome Saito back, but I figure the few million that he will likely get will probably need to go to different areas.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Royals top 10 by BA
1. Eric Hosmer, 1b
2. Wil Myers, c
3. Mike Moustakas, 3b
4. John Lamb, lhp
5. Mike Montgomery, lhp
6. Christian Colon, ss
7. Danny Duffy, lhp
8. Chris Dwyer, lhp
9. Aaron Crow, rhp
10. Brett Eibner, of

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/rankings/organization-top-10-prospects/2011/2610923.html

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

One thing about Jamie Hoffman

the Yankee’s scouting department thought enough of him that they drafted him in the rule five draft and gave him a shot to beat out Marcus Thames for that job. He didn’t cut it, but you still have to take that into consideration.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

Because I'm too lazy to check myself

is there anything he does particularly well? Like some specialty that would warrant a bench spot, because I don’t seem him ever starting.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear he is pretty good defensively

I think he also hits LHP well

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Defense?

1. Power – No
2. Average – No
3. Plate Discipline – was better, fell back in 2010, maybe hitting coach in AAA since DeJesus did the same thing?
4. Good Baserunner
5. Good Defense
6. Hits Left handed pitching enough that he might have a platoon career.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody in ABQ seemed to walk at a good rate, or at a rate where you would think it was sustainable at AAA.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/team.cgi?id=41857

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I can imagine

it is hard not to want to swing in Albuquerque.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

True

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe hitting coach in AAA since DeJesus did the same thing?

Didn’t they just fire that guy?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

They fired the outfield coach

not sure if he was also the hitting coach? Anyone?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

wikipedia lists the position as vacant

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, he was.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

John Moses?

I have my media guide at home.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

he was,

just read it at MSTI.

And John Moses, the Dodgers’ Triple-A hitting coach for the past three seasons, said at Tuesday’s AFL game that he was let go after the season.

“They said it was because [Dodgers prospect] Xavier Paul didn’t improve in the outfield,‘’ said Moses, who also had the responsibility of working with outfielders at the Dodgers’ Triple-A Albuquerque affiliate. "I was shocked, let’s put it that way. A lot of people were. I think the job I did spoke for itself, if you look at the things that happened offensively over the last three years. … But the way I look at it is, it’s their loss.’’

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Tony Jackson:

And John Moses, the Dodgers’ Triple-A hitting coach for the past three seasons, said at Tuesday’s AFL game that he was let go after the season.

“They said it was because [Dodgers prospect] Xavier Paul didn’t improve in the outfield,‘’ said Moses, who also had the responsibility of working with outfielders at the Dodgers’ Triple-A Albuquerque affiliate.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

"They said it was because [Dodgers prospect] Xavier Paul didn’t improve in the outfield,‘’ said Moses,

That and nobody on the team can hit.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

something interesting I just remembered

about AJ Ellis. I remember when he started tearing it up on the Dodgers, he was talking about how Donnie and Pentland helped him with his swing shortly before he went back down, but then he struggled in AAA because they weren’t doing the same things with him. When he came back up and they started re-teaching him that approach, he started to hit much better.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

he's a good forechecker

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

He also couldn’t beat Randy Winn.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

ROY

AL: Neftali Feliz
NL: Buster Posey

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

Fucking Oyster Pubes

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Posey: 20 first place votes, 9 second place, 2 third place
Heyward: 9 first, 20 second, 2 third

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s good to have a ring

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Voting was before the postseason, I believe.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Their stats are really close

both about a 850 ops. Posey being a catcher probably helps.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

i agree

those commercials are just funny.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely

I went with the 180 extra PA of Heyward.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

180 less PAs for Posey though.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems reasonable

though I voted for Heyward because of the full season thing. Probably three great rookies in this years class to start to help the NL gain back with Heyward, Posey, Stanton. The AL had nothing other then a great closer this year, though Wade Davis might be something in the future.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too

I voted Heyward, Posey, Stanton

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Kenley

If he somehow gets the closer role he could be Neftali Feliz. Otherwise he is Jonny Venters.

Saves, saves, saves. Just another meaningless counting stat the media loves?

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Great to see Ford making such a huge comeback

I love my Stepside Ford 150

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

I'm confused at the lack of landry love in the voting

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by G.Scott on Nov 15, 2010 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

He was too much of a ponce on FNL

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

people hate the Cowboys

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Ogden for me

he’ll have time enough to move up if he can hit at the next level. The real problem is these guys are going from the best offensive environment to the worst. Wise and BCG took two-three months before they adapted and then they killed, if Landry, Lemmerman, Garcia, Akins hit in Great Lakes then the interest will grow.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

1 out of 3 responses was serious.

That’s not bad.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Wrong spot?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope. G Scott asked about Landry and you were the only person who gave a serious response.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

so... the boss of my boss committed suicide last week.

This guy was standing in the way of me and my raise. how soon until i should go approach my boss about my raise again?

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

Imply you were the reason he committed suicide.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

dark

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

First of the year

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait a week

But remember not to use the phrase, “Don’t leave me hanging.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Dark but funny, especiallly if he hung himself

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

rumor is he did

but i dont believe it because that would have to be in the news somewhere.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would it be in the news? Is your boss’ boss a public figure?

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

no, but people found hanging from a balcony generally at least get in the local paper.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Brooks didn’t

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Nov 15, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

dark

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Play Nirvana at work all week.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

OR

The Theme from M*A*S*H

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

or “Jump” by Van Halen

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Try not to use this phrase as leverage

“I need this job like I need a hole in the head.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

“I want a raise that will blow me away.”

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

i can laugh

because it is funny. nobody here is particularly broke up about it. he was not the nicest man.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

As evidenced by the fact that your first thought was not:

Man, the boss of my boss committed suicide.

but was:

Now that the son of a bitch is dead, when do I get my raise?

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he guessed one too many incorrect letters.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard it was because Xavier Paul didn’t improve in the outfield.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

They expected Moses to part the Red Sea.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

And

have manna rain down in the desert.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s still lost in the corner at Wrigley.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

they hired him ta chalk the field for the northwestern game

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Maddz is catching up

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

yes, I am

you mean the conversation, right?

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

surely not the drinking.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I disappear and Maddz appears. coincidence?

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I THINK NOT

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

obv. we’re the same person, like Phil and David Young

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

All old people

sound alike?

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

smell alike too.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

James Loney

His first half seemed to suggest he might be getting it together, but I recall some citing some stats that suggested it was all an illusion, or simply unsustainable(bapip?). Anyone remember these?

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

I think the BABIP was really high, like in the high .300’s

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

.344 in the first half
.243 in the second half

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn kids and their internet.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

So this would also

explain away the higher level of doubles?

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You are a good man

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

best way to commit suicide

1. Dive from a bridge
2. Parachute without a parachute
3. Instead of navigating the turn at Big Sur just let it ride
4. Scuba Dive, just keep heading down down down down down

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

Heart attack from too much sex.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

you’d have to pump yourself full of amphetamines first, might make sex unenjoyable

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

that would also

seriously fuck up your partner. They’d never bonage again.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

a group of English grad students

were talking about suicide, cause, cmon were grad students in the humanities. the consensus was that suicide was selfish more than anything and the survivors have a right to be more angry than mournful

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re willing to commit suicide, I’m not sure why you would care about being selfish.

If you’re giving up your life, just sign your organs away to make it all okay.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I would think many of those who commit suicide

are fucked up enough to think that them killing themselves is better for those around them in the long run, regardless of the harm it might cause them at first.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Attend a costume party at Eric’s as a kitten dressed in SF Giants gear.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

with an off color hat

with the sticker still on. to the side.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

excellent

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Dip your French fries in 1000 island dressing.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Get between Maddz and her Chad doll.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Kick Bohdi?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

I accidentally did that this morning. I felt really bad.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

We once cut off 1/2 the tail of one of our cats

when we she ran out the room and Verdell slammed the door not knowing the cat had not made it totally out of the room. Cut it right off.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

holy fuck

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Between you mutilating cats and David’s white bread caked teeth, this thread is really heading south.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

My brother accidentally

killed a chicken that way, with a sliding glass door. Hit just hard enough to kill it, but not crush it.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s why K3vo don’t post here no more

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Wood Chipper?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Putting Ketchup on your well done steak.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

While tipping 10%.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I think my confusion there is the Cambodian and Chinese restaurants I visit with my family. I suspect there’s a different rate for Americans and Asians.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they got somethin’ to say…

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

You picked the wrong, mother fucking day.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re supposed to list 5.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Work Interrupted, so I though four would suffice

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems the best scenario to me

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a long, long time before you hit

long enough to think maybe you should have changed your mind.

The Big Sur one is the most cinematic.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Let them eat cake

I’d prefer the guillotine to any of those painful scenarios

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re still alive for a small amount of time after

by Julio Nievas on Nov 15, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

True story (according to one of my history teachers).

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody knows if death hurts

because nobody’s ever interviewed a dead person.

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

But I have heard people that were about to die scream, “This is really going to hurt!”

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

the head or the body? I assume the body, which would be fine because you wouldn’t see, hear, smell, or taste death, plus your brain is detached so do you really feel pain? Drowning or crashing into earth sounds way worse still.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It's the head

it can still blink and stuff, but thats more just the body twitching, like how you release your bowels after you die

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Right.

Who knows if it hurts or not, but I find it pretty creepy.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Go out like Swayze in Point Break

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

“He’s not coming back.”

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

that's why my cat is named

Bodhi!

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

man, that's a good band

i much prefer them to tool.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Less ponce

but I enjoy them both

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

APC pales in comparison in every way except appealing to the mainstream.

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

You got me, I’m totally a mainstream consumer. Darn.

I’m just not that into prog rock.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Witch!

burn her!

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

actually

the sole exception is System of a Down

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s okay. I’m not either. It’s too loud.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The unhip truth

I didn’t know that was a band!

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

z
aarongleeman Aaron Gleeman
Head-scratchers: Gaby Sanchez got 2 first-place votes (presumably from 2 Florida writers). Posey and Heyward were both left off a ballot.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

ponces

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Too much coke in south Florida still.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

So

I am excited for class. I think I will get to talk about the lyrical content of “Killing in the Name Of”. :D

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

I remember the first time I heard that song. Thought it was the coolest song ever.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That whole album was awesome on first listen. I must have mellowed with time though, because now I find it kind of grating.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Definitely. I’d probably change the station now if one of their songs came on the radio.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

what scares me

is that you’re only a few years older than me.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s funny how tastes change. When I was a freshman or sophomore I couldn’t get enough of Sublime. Even then, certain songs somewhat annoyed me (date rape, wrong way, santeria, smoke two joints, badfish.) Now, these are the ONLY songs they still play on the radio. Basically, I can only stomach “what I got” because all the other songs still in circulation drive me crazy.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Sublime with Rome

headlined Weenie Roast this year, and now Smashing Pumpkins are headlining Almost Accoustic Christmas. It’s like KROQ gave up around 13 year old me

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Now if we could only get Live back together…

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

when KROQ

started playing Linkin Park and Blink 182, I turned it off forever

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The Sea and Cake has a song called “Mr. F.”

I’m not a huge fan of it.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Blink? Really?

How is Limp Bizkit missing from this grouping?

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Limp was cool before the sold out

three dollar bill ya’ll

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I rather enjoyed Significant Other

That and the Marshall Mather LP were significant in my middle school years

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked N’Sync when they were underground.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

before they sold out?

:)

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you're kidding

but Riddle is an amazing slice of Euro Pop heaven.

That’s right, I listened to NSYNC before they hit America. You’re welcome.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You have got to be kidding me.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not

my musical taste is varied.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

[sound of record screeching]

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

Limp did have one album that was actually “rapcore” before the went more mainstream.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah yes, the days when you could be called rapcore without getting a lemon thrown at your dick.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

man

I really like Linkin Park, and I’m not sorry.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I’ve ever made it through an entire Linkin Park song

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

well

when I was 15 and really angry, Hybrid Theory worked for me. Fast forward almost 10 years, and their new stuff is much, much, MUCH mellower. My sister, who routinely teases me for my musical taste, actually LIKES their new single.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough. I had a girl that worked for me about 8 years ago that followed them around for about 2 months.

She had issues.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My besties new sister in law

is 30 and follows the Jonas Brothers around on tour. Creepy.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that is the opposite of normal

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

what were you angry about?

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Based on her gender and the age

I’ll guess her mom.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

wrong

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a good guess though

it fits like 50 percent of late teens females from what I’ve gathered.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

being a teen age girl

so I’m guessing her weight

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

wrong

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I was an all-star athlete

in basketball, soccer, and softball and was on the swim team.

No issues with weight until I stopped doing all those things and kept eating. :)

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that a serious question?

I was in a shitty relationship, didn’t get along with my dad, and was recovering from being picked on mercilessly in middle school.

/wrists

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

hilariously enough

i did get the cliched “but if you love me, we’ll have sex” line

ahhh, youth.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

oh honey

hugs all around and don’t let these man males make you feel bads : )

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

And you chose Linkin Park over hard drugs and promiscuity? That is the problem with your generation.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So basically the same reason

most teen age girls have emotional issues. I would have thought being 15 that you realized men are pigs and that lesbian was not all the rage yet so you were probably stuck with the pigs.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz was angry about people not correctly guessing why she was angry.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

She was pissed someone showed up to Halloween dressed as the Fonz

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

She was incensed that the Dodgers

would still not have won a world championship by the time she was 30

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY HAVE SIX MORE YEARS

GET THE FUCK ON IT, BOYS

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

though technically

they did win one while I was alive. Woooo 1988!

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I was three, and my dad was still young enough to be on grocery story night crew. good times!

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd say no one should be sorry

for what rocks their boat.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I respect that, but you don’t see them calling themselves rapcore any more.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Was linkin park really ever rapcore?

I guess they had some elements of hardcore, but even their earliest stuff was more rappy then corey.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they were nu-metal

more than rapcore

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

with rap thrown in

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

why a lemon?

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Because limes a too small to grip.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Durst’s career basically ended the day he was playing a festival and some guy in the crowd hit him in the dick with a lemon. It begs the question why the guy brought the lemon. To throw at Fred Durst, or was he just making lemonade?

I’m 100% serious about all of this.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Durst's career ended

when he started doing songs with Xzibit

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The remake of Faith is epic, but that is all I have to offer here.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Durst’s career ended because there is a living loving God that cares deeply for us and our ear drums.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll forever have to live with the shame of having Nookie played at my prom.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

stick that up ur YEAH

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

what’s the explanation for Nickelback then?

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Canada

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Montreal

excluded, their scene is boss

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Satan is an ever present force. And he apparently owns most recording studios and record labels.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

how they got associated with "This is my town"

I’ll never know and always be angry

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Xhibit is 22k behind on his Ranch house in the Valley. Needs more pimp my ride

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It raises the question. The lemon was symbolic for his scrotum – dude wanted to get down and dirty with Durst.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying he did it all for the nookie?

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

were they ever not, um, sold out?

by mintxcore on Nov 15, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I associate Limp Bizkit with frat rapists. I associate Blink with 6th graders. No offense to any fans, just my 2 cents.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it depends how old you were when they came out

I actually did a lot of reading about this this weekend, and apparently punk (well, American pop punk) came out of the restlessness of white American teens in the suburbs.

And then it went on to say some kind of mean things…that were mostly true…about the LA punk scene.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

Decline of Western Civ I (haven’t seen II) is a good overview of the scene with the Germs, Black Flag, X, etc. I was in my mid 20s when the new batch came out, the polished nu metal bands, and I had already burned up my angst and had my punk catharsis.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

I was just a little too young for Tool — I didn’t hit my angsty stride until high school.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you can still get into Tool

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I listened to Tool a lot in the Marines.

Had a buddy that liked them and Helmet…some other shit.

I just liked Tool

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

you should see them live.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

But do you think Live are tools?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a Live fan…..

Lightning Crashes didn’t do it for me

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that song. I’m all about placentas falling to the floor.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric Stephen: knocking placentas on the floor since 2001

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Live is fun to imitate the voice of the lead singer. Kind of like Eddie Vedder in my level of enjoyment.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Eddie Vedder was fun to imitate because of the pinched mouth thing that was required of any good impressionist.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

this, a 1000 x this

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

heretic

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I ALONE LOVE YOU

I ALONE TEMPT YOU

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason a couple days ago I suddenly wondered “what’s Ed Koalcheck doing right now?”. I was satisfied with “probably heroin”

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

No fuckin way….

He seems to uppity for heroin

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He apparently went all diva and seriously fucked over his bandmates.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually just figured out pandora through my droid so that’s what I listen to in the car. No more radio for me unless its a brodcast of the Dodgers or Clippers.

by Michael White on Nov 15, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

nowadays

the songs on the radio all…all drive me crazy

(sorry, I couldn’t resist)

I love Sublime. :)

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

I saw them three years ago at Rock The Bells. Seriously best performance of the night, I was going nuts. My friend got fucked up by security for trying to sneak in the first row, dumbass…

by Julio Nievas on Nov 15, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that show too. They were real good and I was glad they did that reunion tour so I could get a chance to see them live. That’s really what they were all about, but for some reason the studio kept paying them to make albums.

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

not a problem for you. that does not come on KIIS

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

ugh

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Throw it down, big man, throw it down!

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

every time i hear that “baby i like it” song on the radio or in the strip club, i picture mike grooving in his Maxima.

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, as it's a religion class

we have to do this write up, and one of the sections is “covenant”, or “what is the scriptural basis for this new way of being and seeing in the world?”

So, I decided that for this week, it would be “FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME”

It’s going to be fun.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m getting the idea that Theology School is a lot different than I thought.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard from Wonderfalls that it’s full of atheists

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

If Lee Pace

were in my program, he’d get it. I loved that he was a religious studies major.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

My dad worked his way through Baptist divinity school running moonshine in a fast car.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 15, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard the same thing. In fact, a guy I knew that went to Claremont School of Theology said everyone of his professors was a gay atheist. I thought he was joking.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

yes and no

there’s a lot of identity dissonance because Vandy is a liberal institution. So when it comes to straight theology, it can be problematic. But the study of religion goes beyond the institutional, and that’s exactly where I’m at.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

For those who often thought of committing suicide but were afraid the insurance would not pay

off, according to my insurance agent they are legally obligated to pay the insurance provided the suicide takes place more then one year after signing the papers.

For some reason this surprised me.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

Great for procrastinators.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Well look at that, I can plan my retirement only one year in advance. My wife probably won’t mind taking a small leap for me.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

but you better make sure that policy is big enough to handle all the hush money you are now going to have to pay me.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

“I’m doing this for Yooooooooooouuuuuu!”

by kinbote on Nov 15, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

the joke there is would it be a giant leap for mankind, but your wife is probably awesome

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m signing myself right now.

If I stage my own death after signing a $500,000 insurance policy, I can have my parents wire me money in Singapore while I teach History to Asians with British accents.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a well known rule

That Asian women with British accents are hot. Kudos to you, sir.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like the best combination ever.

by OB12 on Nov 15, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

my first thought

is that Andy planned for all that when taking care of the Warden’s family in Shawshank. After all, he had nothing against them, right? Or did he…

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

my first thought

is that Andy took care of all that for the Warden in Shawshank, after all he didn’t have anything against them. Or did he…

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Who can turn the world on with a smile?
Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
Well it’s you TBLA, and you should know it
With no Dodger news and 700-plus posts you show it
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have the town, why don’t you take it
You’re gonna make it after all

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 15, 2010 11:44 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Who’s peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that’s lighter than air
Who’s bending down to give me a moment
Everyone knows it’s Windy

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Who’s bending down to give me a moment

That line has always given me pause.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Are the text messages going to come with ads for shitty products and share my personal information with everyone on my cellular network?

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

it wouldn't be facebook

if they didn’t

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I would never let facebook have access to my emails

but I am curious to see what they cook up, lots of talented folks they have.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

They should have let Tina Fey

write the Mark Twain show because other then Alex Baldwin they all sucked.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

Fred Armesen and Betty White

made me laugh

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember when 30 Rock was the current ‘it show’, then it was Parks and Rec, then Community, and now… well, I guess that’s NBC problem isn’t it?

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

All of those shows are good.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the problem is that no matter how clever you are, you’ve only got like 80 episodes worth of material in you.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a hard time seperating

when a show is running out of material, and when I am simply growing tired of it.

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by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I cannot see Community keeping it up

but so far they are still gold. The pen episode was brilliant.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

They really do a good job on theme episodes.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell the Rowboatcop joke from two weeks ago was way funnier than most series ever will be.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess other then Thursday Night

but that is one funny Thursday Night once P & R comes back and sends Outsourced back to hell.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

and before 30 Rock it was the Office, and before that bupkiss, but before that Will and Grace, and before that Friends, and before that Seinfeld, and before that the Cosby show, and before that MASH, and before that

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Except Mash was CBS

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Calm down Honeycutt

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I stopped at 30 Rock because its only 4 years old.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of the time friend to sabermetrics Dejan Kovacevic

was the one to leave Posey off his ballot:

Only voter to omit Heyward was Dejan Kovacevic of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. He had Posey 1 & 2 Pirates (Walker, Tabata).

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 11:59 AM PST reply actions  

I meant to type Heyward

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, then the hell with that guy.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m an even bigger fan now.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Only voter to omit Buster Posey was Yasushi Kikuchi of Kyodo News, LA-Anaheim Chapter. He had 1. Sanchez, 2. Heyward, 3. Garcia.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Japanese reporters always vote whacky.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Drawing a blank

which Sanchez is this?

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaby

1st baseman all year for the Marlins

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Who hit

.273/.341/.448 in 643 PAs.

I’m not sure how a 788 OPS is impressive. Especially from a first baseman. Maybe he bunts well.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

More RBIs than Heyward or Posey probably.

by regfairfield on Nov 15, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaby Sanchez: 85 RBI
Jason Heyward: 72 RBI
Buster Posey: 67 RBI.

You’re right, must be the RBIs

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, right

and on my TBLA fantasy team for part of it (after Morneau went down). I don’t see how he’s on anyone’s top three list, let alone #1.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s Spanish for Volquez

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew that was coming

just wasn’t sure from whom.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure she appreciates the aiming.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

How accurate is Mr Baseball

in terms of its portrayal of Japanese baseball?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

Your asking us?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

someone here might have some idea

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOSE ASKING US?!?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OUR ASKING US!!

/CalFootballBlogCallbacks

You’re welcome, Mr F!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 15, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Do the Japanese media ask mysterious questions?

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm guessing no more or less

than Moneyball will be in its portrayal of the A’s front office.

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Manny Ramirez part 2

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No he didn’t, and no.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s not a real rumor, just me thinking out loud.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yes but that's not how words work

as we speak that phrase is being picked up by MLBTR and will be their lead article for the better part of the day

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Heard this

If is a good word to use at times.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Try using the words “If…would” when thinking out loud. They are useful in getting your question across they way you meant it.

by berkowit28 on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I drop words from thought to print.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I like your fake rumors FWIW.

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt that happened, and no.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m less happy about Tripon’s rumor-mongering.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You should get a job at MLBTR

by delias man on Nov 15, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed. Fucking ponces, the lot of them.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Josie has done nothing but turn you into the Brit from the High Desert.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

But I like my beer cold!

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t stop laughing

Leading the league in OMGs || President of the Billz Appreciation Club

by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s my brother in law.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

The desert…is CLEAN

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

No he didn't, and Yes for 6.340

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone shocked to find out that Quidditch is now being played for realsies by Colleges?

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2010/11/the-2010-quidditch-world-cup-takes-place-in-nyc/

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

I was just about to type that you and Maddz were probably the captains of your respective college teams.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

negative

I wish it were at UR, but it was not. Instead, I was a cheerleader. Peep the avatar.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

When i was watching the video's

yesterday, I thought of both of you as major players in this sport. Men holding the broomstick between the legs just looks geeky as hell but I like the contact, throwing, running part of the sport.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly

it just looks like a retarded version of rugby to me.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Except you get to throw the ball at your opponents

merging Dodgeball with basketball.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

What position?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

man

I would be a beater.

If any of you TWSS me, I am singing Linkin Park at TBLA Karaoke night, melting mintxcore’s brain.

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate you

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

technically

it was what she(you) said.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

No different than every other woman I know.

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

I live in Chicago, can’t make it

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

I’m 1,700 miles away

by keithc13 on Nov 15, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

beater?

Is that like a Dutch Rudder?

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by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You do know how to deliver the bludgers.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 15, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

we can tag team some linkin park

if I make it

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

totally come

we can do papercut

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Chaser, I’ve got the accuracy of an accurate person

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the new Smear the Queer

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Just join the rugby team ffs

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

but you don’t play rugby with a broom between your legs

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t do anything when there is a broom between my legs.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You and Christine O’Donnell are NOT witches. Congrats.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

But I touched myself frequently in my teenage years.

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Go to hell

(prays for your soul)

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by Pure Azure on Nov 15, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

and you thought the image of mushed up white bread stuck in my teeth was bad.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

right?

people just throwing around words here like they don’t contain images

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Since you don’t know me, why not just make it a really pleasant picture and enjoy the afternoon?

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

See the negative influence you’ve had?

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

thats a plus josie

thats a plus

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 15, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you play?

Just run and throw the ball around with a broom between your legs?

by BFDC on Nov 15, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they play it in the Ivys?

Should be easy for them as they are already accustomed to the stick up their ass.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 15, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

funny

but it actually started in the Ivys, I mean where else would it start really

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite people

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by Maddz on Nov 15, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

they so cah-razayyyyyyy

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 15, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Youtube video's showed everyone of color

except Hispanics.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 15, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

oh man

so many ways to go, all of them offensive, I’m paralyzed

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Public school in the bay area with extensive supplies of powerful psychedelics?

by prosellis on Nov 15, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

well we caught on eventually. I was walking down Sproul Plaza, ignoring all the flyer passer outers as usual, when someone yelled at me “Quidditch tryouts” I took about three more steps til it sank in, I stopped dead and turned around.
“Yes, I said Quidditch,” was the man’s response and I was hooked

by Josie Becker on Nov 15, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Its 2005-2009 again

Chad Pennington is out for the year.

by Tripon on Nov 15, 2010 12:22 PM PST reply actions  

He’s Nick Johnson of the NFL

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

We need a new thread

but this thread has been so hilarious…

I’ll have another post up in a few minutes.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 15, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

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