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MSTI’s 2010 in Review: Relievers, Part 2 « Mike Scioscia's tragic illness

Somewhere between 2 and 4 are 1 and 3 but I didn't feel like searching for them so you can do that. These are lengthy reads on the bullpen in 2010. Links within Part 4 to Parts 1, 2, and 3 would have been nice.

MSTI’s 2010 in Review: Relievers, Part 4 « Mike Scioscia's tragic illness

Regarding young players peaking early ... - Los Angeles Dodger Thoughts Blog - ESPN Los Angeles

This article by Tim Marchman for SI.com about the development (or lack thereof) of young prodigies is an interesting read, and not just because it manages ...

Jon links to the column by Tim Marchman.

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Tony Jackson of ESPNLosAngeles.com has taken a journey down into the Dodger farm system, returning with a couple of stories: a feature on Ivan De Jesus and ...

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I love MSTI

the April Fool’s joke with Juan Pierre slayed me.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 9:07 AM PST reply actions  

Did you ever see the Sons of Steve Garvey Chipotle April Fool’s joke? I don’t see how anyone can ever top that.

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I did not, what was it?

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I also enjoy

annoying Mike on twitter. If I can’t have a majority of Dodgers bloggers annoyed with me, life simply isn’t worth living.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Regarding high heels

I think you need to walk with REALLY small steps. Maybe I’ll practice around home. Ha!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 9:14 AM PST reply actions  

Make sure

to post it on youtube.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

i can judge your progress next friday

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t wait to hear you slag our singing!

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA

Haters gon’ hate!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

All I know is

I am planning on going first so I don’t have to follow you!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Never knew this about TRob before

He finally appears completely comfortable switch-hitting, something team officials had to talk him into doing initially and then talk him out of giving up a few other times. And he has some power, having hit 23 doubles and nine homers for the Lookouts.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

Again this is why I had him as my #1. He seems to take very well to coaching and has made a lot of improvements to his game. I’m really optimistic he can become a solid lead off hitter for us.

by Mike Dennis on Nov 19, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it true they are only playing with one endzone in the game at wrigley tomorrow?

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 9:17 AM PST reply actions  

How would that work after, say, an interception?

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the sort of shenanigans I expect if McCourt were to get a Bowl game into DS.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

now i want to watch the game

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

That is the kind of idea I expect Keith to raise money to help fix.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Kensai has not posted a Prospect Profile since June 4th

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:17 AM PST reply actions  

he's scared

of Brandon

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

What Ned is wearing at the GM meetings

Unfortunately we can’t see the boots.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:17 AM PST reply actions  

Please don’t talk to Neil Huntington, ever.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Neil Huntington we have this “Andy LaRoche” you might be interested in.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey

McDonald was the gimme for helping us get Manny so cheaply. Neil called in the chip this summer. It is the only explanation but it all makes sense now.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I like his tie.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

This comment has me laughing out loud for some reason.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

hey you

Hawaii MWC football, Big West everything else.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting. Didn’t Hawaii used to be in the Big West for baseball?

Are conferences eager to add Hawaii with the travelling logistics?

Is this the first Big West school that is not in California?

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

1-no
2-doubtful
3-BW has a odd history, and one NCAA BB title UNLV. They have downsized to only CA, but I guess not anymore.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

The reason I remember Hawaii is that I used to have soccer practices at CSUN (back before CSUN got rid of the baseball program the first time) and I could have sworn Hawaii was listed as a conference opponent. Guess they were just on the schedule.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it was pre-2001, so it was before CSUN joined the Big West. But in any case, they were apparently in the Big Sky conference and Hawaii wasn’t. So, unless CSUN was in a different sport for baseball, I’ve got nothing.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

First right now

but not too long ago the BW (formerly PCAA) was full of teams from other states, and back in its heyday had UNLV, Utah State, New Mexico State…

More recently had Idaho St briefly…

Hawaii would be really cool tho, I bet the other schools will be stoked with that “road trip” ;-)

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

So the MWC for football will have

Boise
TCU
Hawaii
Nevada
Fresno
Air Force
San Diego State
et al

That’s solid. They completely ripped off the WAC and created a strong football conference. They should get an AQ.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

should

will have to go to supreme court to get it

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant that too.

Someone needs to take a Ned pic and photoshop out the rug and the ’stache. Who would he look like? A less friendly Tim Conway?

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Looks like he was heading to the shitter

and got caught in an awkward photo op. He even has reading material.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s Ned’s iPad.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

The iPad is much more verstile than a magazine.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Can't wipe your ass with it when the toilet paper runs out

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s an app for that.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Yankee's were actually able to trade

Juan Miranda does that mean John Lindsey has some value?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

Yes

possibly even quite a bit more than people here think, or that he deserves.

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

The only remotely comparable case I can think of is Jack Cust, and even then Cust is six years younger and was coming off a novelty year where he walked 143 times.

Cust got traded for cash considerations.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait, compared to who?

Cust is 6 years younger than who?

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

At least when he got traded.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok I'm an idiot

 ignore my first post above guys. No wonder you think I’m Pollyanna. LOL, I thought you wrote James Loney. I wondered why you were so down on him you thought him worse than Juan Miranda.

Hah hah.

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Or more accurately, I am blind without my contacts in

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if a smile and/or good nature can be converted into currency.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Just saying

I was shocked that someone actually traded for Juan Miranda.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I like this comment

among our posters who has the highest value if you applied that criteria?

I’d nominate Underdog as our most optimistic and generally friendly poster.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't smile much in real life

but have good nature that can be converted into at least $1.50.

:-D

I don’t think I’m always so optimistic about the Dodgers, but compared to the real gloom and doomers maybe I am. ;)

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Underdog is the John Lindsey of this site? I think we’re selling him short.

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He has a higher on-topic percentage.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Just personality wise

which I thought was easy enough to decipher. This is the kind of comment that keeps me in the Larry Bowa personality group.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm the James Loney

I have a friendly attitude, people like me, but I’m often disappointingly lacking on offense.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Our good friend Keith.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Keith can be moody and he's not that optimistic about the team

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Seconded.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 19, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I can go for that.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

So wait, I'm being traded for Juan Miranda?

I think I just need more coffee.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re being traded for Carmen Miranda. Thanks pure azure.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

So I do have the right to remain silent.

 Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law, with fruit on my head.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Tripon
Delias Man
meercatjohn

I’d probably go with Humma, because even when he is in his darkest of places, he makes me laugh.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

But hardly an optimistic bone can be found on him

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The way Humma presents pessimism is optimistic, if that makes sense.

He’s like the pied piper of a suicide cult in that respect.

OK, back to the drawing board.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

His new tag line
He’s like the pied piper of a suicide cult in that respect.

He drew us over the cliff to our death, but we all drank the cool aid, and felt happy about our eventual destination.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

We died with smiles on our faces, and new Nikes on our feet.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

If I can make you guys laugh

and draw you, like lemmings, into an early, painful demise, one in which your frail bodies and brittle bones are crushed under the weight of doom and gloom, then I have achieved my every goal.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Your 2011 Dodgers!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha

It does sound based on Humma’s comment like something from A Series of Unfortunate Events, so that makes it darkly funny!

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

the one time

Daniel Handler did a reading on the Berkeley campus, I wasn’t informed until a week later. Still my biggest regret from my Bay Area days.

Okay, my biggest literary regret

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha Excellent.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It can't be Tommy Blackjack

Because a man who doesn’t enjoy Dr. Pepper simply hasn’t experienced true happiness.

What about IVdown? His eyes are as wide as John Lindsey’s smile, and he’s optimistic enough to think driving several miles out of his way will lead to anything. :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

His fights with Matthewmafa rule him ineligible.

Really, I think underdog is the favorite in the clubhouse.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I would say he’s the Underdog in the clubhouse.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

he isn't the only one

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Close - and you didn't mention he had to be funny

but doesn’t his mood also swing with the Keith Bell?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

he is bipolar. He’s out.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Good Zing Stephen

(clap clap clap)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

man. sucks to be me today.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

ha

when I saw i was lumped with you I recoiled

when you saw you were lumped with me, you recoiled

we both recoiled when we saw ourselves lumped with Tripon

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

you and I are similar

I just have a better sense of humor and you have more imagination.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I can live with that

though I also wear better hats

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Not when Delias Man busts out two flaps down.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

fact

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You have yet to see me in my double flap down hat

so don’t prejudge.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Scoreboard

most optimistic and generally friendly poster.

So it has to be both optimistic AND friendly.

Tripon, Phil, Dave and Humma are out because of the optimism.

Eric ruled out Delias on friendly. I ruled out 4down on friendly.

That’s where we are

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not very friendly because I’m belligerent. Always.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

just makes you more fun.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like Underdog needs to change his name.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s the only person who regularly comments that I can’t recall even one instance of getting into a showdown with another poster.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i got him upset on twitter. that was fun

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw that. I thought I was going to kill Tripon with my brain, so I’m out.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I was in a bad mood after the Broncos worst loss since the Crusades

Forgive me for being a tad grumpy. I just penalized you 15 yards for taunting, like Brandon Marshall got. You were able to keep tweeting in field goal range. ;-)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I felt like actually acting like a raider fan for one day.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

you certainly deserve to celebrate some wins, been a tough stretch

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t know the Denver Broncos were adopting the franchise record of all horses used in battle : p

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

yeowch

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

hah hah

it did feel like they were on their way to the glue factory that day
then they took it out on the Chiefs. Please don’t make similar analogy there, kthanks.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

no need to worry, I would never point out the Calvary’s track record over Indian Chiefs.

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

hah hah

either way, I wouldn’t blame their poor horses for whatever atrocities were committed in the name of Manifest Destiny. But I digress.

A lot.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

hey the Chargers

in so much as the name comes from the Calvary call are right there in this metaphor, while the Raiders are looting our houses and our women as we’re away at battle

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess the winner is that poster with the one word comments? can not remember her name.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Lady in Blue

Intense!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

She never exhibited any optimism.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

There is no optimism or friendlyness

in her one word posts, only ominous foretellings.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling this will end like Signs

Where at the culmination of the website, we will all have to think back at those one-word snippets and apply them to defeat the aliens.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

they all add up

to a warning!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

If it ends like Signs

it will be a bad sign, It means I’m taking to the baseball bat and water to get rid of the bad elements, leaving with a feeling of dissatisfaction.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Dumbest.

Aliens.

Ever.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

have we talked about the whole there is water in air thing here at TBLA?

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That whole movie bothered me

not least of which is the fact that that guy confuses suspense with nothing happening.

I can’t even believe that he had that movie that he actually titled “The Happening” a couple of years ago. NOTHING HAPPENS IN HIS MOVIES! YOU CAN’T CALL IT THE HAPPENING!

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I literally loled

at the theater when I saw the poster, and had to get my friends to gather around so we could laugh at it.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The Happening was particularly laughable

I thought Signs was pretty gripping at first which made the utterly ludicrous finale all the more aggravating.

At least theHappening was dumb from the start.

“WHat’s happening?!” “The wind is trying to kill us!” Okay right there that’s when my pitch would’ve ended and they would’ve escorted me outta the studio if I wasn’t M Night.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I think

he had to get some indian company to finance it because hollywood wanted nothing to do with it.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I laughed more

that they really played up the fact that it was Rated R.

ZOMG!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I really want someone to do a mashup

of that stupid film and this, which I kept thinking about for some reason. Both are funny.

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I watched that on cable in several parts

it was kind of funny when I realized that was the movie. Whenever I’ve seen a movie like this I always say to myself, how did this get approved, what did they think when they saw it?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i loved Signs because

M Night wrote himself as the ALL POWERFUL WRITER/DIRECTOR BEING into that damn script.

“Hey Mel Gibson, I killed your wife.”
“Hey Mel Gibson, I put an alien in the closet for you to deal with”
“Hey Mel Gibson, I put you in a shitty movie that prolly pushed you over the edge”

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

I imagine after each of these statements, he ran away awkwardly, tripping over a cable

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

i really lol'd at this

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, but he's the new Hitchcock!

I liked Sixth Sense all right, but he just seems ever more indulgent, even though he’s a homeboy from Philly I can’t muster interest in his films. I saw Signs in Mann’s Chinese cos I just wanted to see a movie there.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

my cousin is the GM at Mann’s Chinese. He’s nice, gay.

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

it's a nice theater

My fave was the New Beverly, which is a shithole but they play cheap cult and foreign/classic movies.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

New Beverly

I never knew exactly what my shoes were sticking to on the floor.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it used to be a porn theater

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, I know

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Since the internet, I’ve never had to use my trenchcoat. It’s just sitting in the closet.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey Mintx

you like/heard of Godspeed You Black Emperor? I got a ticket for their show here in March, I’m amped. First time together in like 7 years.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

was never a fan thou. i love BEING IN a noise band but I don’t usually like listening to them haha. except the Boredoms, I love me some Boredoms. Always felt GYBE took themselves way too seriously

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve enjoyed what I’ve listened to, but keep in mind I was taking mushrooms like every other month at the time

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

tripping helps

I hear they’re great live, I saw two of them perform with Vic Chesnutt before he killed himself last year. The radical political lot do feel self-important at times, but it’s not like Bono/U2 righteousness.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

or the Usual Suspects

when we find out she’s a Turkish terrorist / the Devil

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

If that is the case

SPC7 will end up being Kaiser Soze.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I love the random name drop of banned posters.

I was bored earlier and reading through some of bearface’s greatest hits.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

So are the folks who watched

the midnight showing of HP sleeping in? I notice Josie has yet to show up.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:35 AM PST reply actions  

too embarrassed to show up I am sure

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

CYMWHPNRF

I’d just ignore his comments on this topic. Eric to without the C

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

No way of deciphering this “CYMWHPNRF”

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Cover Your Mouth When Harry Potter … sorry, no spoilers.

(Really, no clue.)

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

IF YOU READ THE BOOK

IS THERE SUCH THING AS HARRY POTTER SPOILERS??!?!?

this is driving me crazy

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, since they butchered the ending of the last film

by robotmadeofnails on Nov 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean the funeral or lack thereof?

oh boy do I agree

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

That and Harry’s role when they approached the big D

by robotmadeofnails on Nov 19, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

remember the funeral at the end of X-Men 3, where you’re wondering why the hell is Cyclops dead?

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

no

after the first 30 minutes I stopped caring about what was happening in that movie.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

If there are spoilers for the movie

for those who read the books, then they have failed to adapt it.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Cranky Young Man Who Has Probably Never Read Fiction

however “young man” is probably a stretch for Delias Man at this point.

Meaning for those who don’t like fiction, I would not put any weight into their opinion about HP. I don’t watch soccer so whenever I make disdainful comments about it, they should be simply ignored.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Darn, I thought it ended in “right field.”

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 19, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

For the record

I would watch soccer before watching, or reading Harry Potter.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Is because you hate fun

or because you hate love?

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Both.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

it burns him

like Voldemort

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

In that case...

Have you heard of A Song of Ice and Fire (no spoilers on that page)?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I have! I’ll have to bring the books back with me, now that I have some free time.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

You are awesoke.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

so that's two recommendations for that series?

i’ve seen it before, but haven’t decided to take the plunge.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s fantastic.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Also has more boobs than the Harry Potter series.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

and wolves

and death and awesome

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

I also do not like Fantasy sports

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not watching it until tonight. I’m a terrible Harry Potter fan.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m seeing it tonight as well. Apparently I’m going drunk. I have been informed by the people taking me that I am expected to pregame.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha ha

that’s how I saw the Simpsons movie. It was my birthday also.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

your reputation travels quickly!

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

it sounds like a terrible idea to me. I hate being drunk and sitting still. Expecting drunk Maddz to be quiet? C’mon. Playing with fire.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The bigger question is why do they want you pre drunk

seems like you have shown the locals you are much more fun in that state, but other then the mean drunks we all are. They need to like the real Maddz.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

They saw me on my birthday

I booted and rally’d. That isn’t really SOP for me, at all, so I’m not sure why they want me to do it excepting that apparently it’s “fun” to do.

It was fun when I was 19, now, I just get tired.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Four Loko is the way to go then.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

dude

there’s a reason I haven’t tried cocaine. That will be the same reason I avoid Four Loko.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Cocaine isn’t getting banned in the near future.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

that's because

it already is banned?

I mean, let’s be serious. Do you really think I need more energy?

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if I’m going to be able to score Four Loko off my shady guy.

You have a very valid point though.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

cocaine

is a hell of drug

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Or just not a fan of how the movies treat the source material

like me!

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

The first two did a pretty good job

of adapting the books, not so good of a job of being actually good movies. The third movie took a shit on the source material, and the fourth I found to be just right. The fifth took a giant dookie all over the ending, and the sixth did not spend nearly enough time on the most important thing in the book.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Totally agree about the sixth

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Also agree with your point below. For the most part, they cut stuff out due to time issues, but they have been faithful.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The third movie was just confusing

because the cut out so much. The fifth actually did a good job with everything other then the ending, but that was the part I was most looking forward too.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i was suprised

that they cut out the whole idea of the Fidelius charm.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I really liked the 3rd movie

and the 3rd book. That adaptation did what adaptations are supposed to do, reimagine it so it works best as a film, not film every single detail that is in the book. That way I can still appreciate them both separately. I just thought it was a good film. I still enjoy the 2nd movie but I don’t think it holds a candle to the 3rd as a movie.

But I still enjoy all of the movies. The last one was my least fave book and least fave film, tho they did a decent job adapting it. But book was full of backstory and hard to make move forward properly. They also cut some good stuff. Can’t wait for the new one.

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

You are the only person I have talked to who said that about the 3rd book

the third book cut out so much it was actually confusing. The problem with the sixth movie is all that backstory about the horcruxes and Voldy was the most important thing that happened in the book, excluding what happened at the end, and they completely skipped over it.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

FWIW

I agree with underdog about the 3rd movie. It was the best of them, IMO.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

as a movie it flowed the best. however the bits that got cut were some of the more vital cutty bits of the series

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

right

On its own its fine, but its not standing on its own, its standing as an adaptation.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Back stories

slow movies to a halt. At some point, you just drive the story. By movie six, you have to figure you either have some idea about what the series is about or you don’t.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

but it's more about

who the villian is and what made him. the Book is when it is revealed, and the movie really glossed over it. That is nolander’s argument.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

That's a fair point

it didn’t bother me as much as it did some hardcore fans. But again I treat them separately. As a film it works. Some of the other movies are way too long because they couldn’t focus and were afraid of fan backlash. Btw, Steve Kloves, what a great gig eh? Gets to adapt every HP film, nice screenwriter gig if you can get it. Even if not easy at all.

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

As an individual film it work

but taken in the context of the film series they have barely explored Voldermorts character, and unless they shove some of that into the 7th movies, then thats a huge waste imho.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Well

in the Lord of the Rings (actually books and movies) how much do we ever know about Sauron and why he is there.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Despite my fan banter

I’m gonna have to back up bh here. TV has the space to develop tens of characters, books do, even the funny books, but movies don’t really have that luxury without exposition dumps which are no fun for anyone.

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

this is true

but this was something that was vitally important to the story. I enjoyed the sixth movie a lot, but I think nolander has a valid point.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

the Simarillion explains that

but since he’s more of a presence than a character, i don’t really think it’s the same thing.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

this

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It was basically

the book that told you who Voldermort really is, and while they where doing that they where unraveling the mystery of how to kill him once and for all. Kind of important.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn't you say that among

all the sci-fi / fantasy books to movies, the HP series has stayed fairly close the original material?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

but its still so frustrating for me, when they cut out parts that in no way should be cut out, or leave out my favorite moments from the book. I mean the fifth movie took what was a dynamic and awesome fight between voldy and Dumbldore, and turned it into two guys having a light show from different ends of a corridor.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I hadn't checked in yet

cause I missed my usual bus, had to take the 11:35 and didn’t get home til 12:30 and promptly passed out. I woke up like an hour ago but didn’t want to get out of bed, so I watched the Bones pilot. This is my life.

Tonight, I shall be watching Harry Potter

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Bones pilot is great

“Please tell me you tried ‘excuse me’, first?”

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I like that Emily was still playing Brennan as dedicated to her subject thus socially unaware back then. Now it’s like she’s just angrily and willfully ignoring the rules

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you technofiles think of this review of TV internet devices?

http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/hiner/?p=6866&tag=content;leftCol

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

It sounds accurate to me. I think eventually Google will dominate because it will be like the operating system for getting the web on your TV, but it has a long way to go.

by LA Taco on Nov 19, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds good to me. I love my Media Center (Windows 7) with the Hulu, Boxee, and Netflix plugins. It is legit.

by robotmadeofnails on Nov 19, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

yep

Roku is 60 fucking dollars against 300 for google tv. Its kind of a no brainer to me right now, unless you also want a blue ray player, then maybe look at lg’s bd570.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Or if you want games

PS3

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

but thats 300 dollars

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

HOT DEAL

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a Roku and it is awesome for watching MLB.tv and Netflix, plus they are getting new channels all the time.

by OB12 on Nov 19, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Another plug for Windows Media Center is the Boxee script that includes MLB.tv and pandora and etc.

by robotmadeofnails on Nov 19, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Still more expensive then Roku though

oooo Roku doesn’t have DLNA, but I doubt the meercat cares about that.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I recently loaded an old PC with Ubuntu for my basement TV, that I will eventually be able to watch MLB.tv and Netflix on. Just haven’t gotten around to connecting it up.

by OB12 on Nov 19, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but for people who want to stick it in their living room, and want a shiny pretty small quite box that doesn’t suck up a lot of juice, thats not the best solution.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it is definitely a basement TV solution.

by OB12 on Nov 19, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

is there any

drawback to Roku? cause right now it seems like $60 for the best device ever. Is it going to turn out to be like the Riddler’s box in Batman Forever?

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The drawback

is it can be annoying to set up the different channels. Thats…. basically it.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The only drawback for me was not being able to browse available streaming movies on Netflix, but that has since been added. Adding channels really isn’t that difficult.

by OB12 on Nov 19, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I found Jon Weisman's quote about the story we looked to interesting
If you’re wondering how this might apply to Matt Kemp, so am I. In some ways, it might not apply at all, and there’s certainly enough mystery about Kemp to suggest he might be an exception to any rule. But if it influenced me at all, the article made me think that Kemp could easily rebound to his earlier established level of success (2009), but perhaps just not ever exceed it by all that much.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

I remember quite a few people here saying that 2009 may be a peak year for Kemp. Not that he wouldn’t equal it, but that he wouldn’t surpass it. It influenced me not to take him ahead of some others in Fantasy Baseball last year, which turned out to have been a good decision.

by LA Taco on Nov 19, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I think ’09 might end up being his average, but I also think he has at least one or two monster seasons in him.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

From a WAR standpoint, I could see 09 being his peak. He got a huge bump from his positive defensive play at CF. He could be moved from CF by spring training. Even if he hits as much or more than he did in 09 in the future I could see 09 being his peak.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Right

but I could see him having bigger offensive seasons then 2009, and wasn’t that study all about offense?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes. View my comment as an aside.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I viewed it as an adjunct.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Boston Globe said Paps will request $11.5M in arbitration. A huge waste when they have Bard.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

Aardsma is almost certain to be moved this offseason. The M’s have League who can step in right now and probably do a better job.

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

What if the Sox don’t offer arb?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Then he’s a free agent.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to doubt he'd get 11.5 in the open market

Pap’s is exactly the guy you trade one year to soon, but what a Risk the Red Sox would have taken expecting Bard to just step right in and be the closer. I would be like us traded Broxton/Kuo and expecting Jansen to just step in. If it doesn’t work out you are left scrambling.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I imagine if Boston came in at $9M or so

they win, but that’s too much money to really call a win.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Weird

but 9 Million seems okay for Paps, 11.5 just seems absurd but the reality is only 2.5 Million and that is just a Jamey Carroll contract.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I know that. It was a different kind of question. The Red Sox are in a weird place: either overpay in arb or by settling beforehand, or let him go. I can’t imagine a scenario where someone would make a trade for that contract.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

So Paps is seeking a Blue Ribbon contract?

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

So it has come to this

there are more comments about commenters than about baseball. The Hot Stove is colder than the preferred serving temperature of a good Belgium ale.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

You’ve been disqualified on friendliness.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

BH is much more friendly in person

in fact I’d bet based on Craigs comments (Underdog) that BH is probably the friendlies person here outside of the confines of a chat.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s disappointing.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

PROVE IT

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

do you wear a mask like the guy in Boardwalk Empire? I am ok with that if you do. See you on Friday!

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

In that case

that would make you unfriendly here and in real life.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Guess I misunderstood your point about BH.

Anyway, I’m a HELL of a lot more open and upfront about stuff in a forum than in real life (generally shy and reserved).

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

come to the thing on Friday

and you can bond with everyone else by making fun of me. :)

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Well

that could be said about you.

Eric and David are pretty similar. I have not interacted with Mike enough to know for sure but I think he’s pretty simiiar.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Phil

is actually quite sweet in real life, too.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I was gonna say

For all the gruffness in Phil’s and the Meercat’s posts, in my limited real life interactions with Phil, he’s always been a nice guy.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

and I think I would love to spend a night at a bar with delias, it would be one for the memoirs and I’d probably need bail money handy.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

im not a big drinker. i can tell about some experiences, but I am the kind of guy that clears out before the arresting type shit goes down.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm always nice to those I feel are beneath me

do not equate that with being a nice person.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, it’s just that you suffer fools gladly! I can drink to that. Clink!

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

which is ironic

given his height

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike is not that friendly

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

And none of my friends defend me.

I see how it is. You want unfriendly, I’ll give you unfriendly!!!

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking about defending you, then got distracted by twitter

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll show you the life of the mind!!

/bartonfink

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Bh gave me a personal tour of Dodger Stadium before my first game in its holy confines, when I was just some name on DT. He wins the “in person” thing. Now if we could just work out our differing opinions of Torre’s bullpen usage….

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 19, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

That it is

at this point, we are simply a gathering place for friends to talk.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

but with imaginary pretenses, like any social club. Maybe instead of t-shirts we should get hats, like the Water Buffaloes or the what is it Lions aren’t they a group? Kiwanis, Knights of Columbus, those are groups right?

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I so want to wear a helmet with horns

and have a ritulistic ceremony that ends with burning candles and virgins

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

right, and then everyone drinks. Like the Freemasons.

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

We need secret handshakes

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

and then we can call ourselves the Funny Handshake Brigade!

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

and actually, to hell with a TBLA t-shirt

We need TBLA tattoos

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I can get us the hookup at True Blue Tattoo. Just don’t make any Juan Pierre comments to him. They are tight.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

The guys from the Video

let us make a Dodger video where we have complete access and then spend 25 minutes and some guys from a tatoo store. Yea, that stuff was bloody riveting.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

he is a nice guy. but that video was way too much about them.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather listen to the Harry Potter audio book series narrated by Fran Drescher.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesoke

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought the adjusting dates this offseason would heat up the hot stove faster, but it has been as slow as ever. I want some real baseball news.

by OB12 on Nov 19, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

hopefully most of us have quit reading MLBTR which will lead to much pointless baseball talk if we take in those rumors

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

besides Uggla getting traded for peanuts

so far Upton speculation is the biggest issue. And nothing will probably happen on that until the winter meetings.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Scoop

Tim Marchman is very, very talented. I used to read him when he was one of the only two things worth anything in the now-defunct rag, The New York Sun. It’s good to see him getting a wide audience.

The other thing about the Sun that was worthwhile was its crossword, which was as good as the NYT’s. I know that’s high praise and I mean every word of it.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:32 AM PST reply actions  

Nice try, positive Humma!

You are already disqualified though :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You'll note that I was being positive about a sportswriter and a crossword puzzle

and not the Dodgers, who I think will be the mediocrest mediocres that ever mediocred.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

For Mike

jadande
RT @STEIN_LINE_HQ RT @richarddeitsch NBA TV will televise Allen Iverson and his Besiktas Cola Turka team on Sunday, Nov. 21 at 3:30 p.m. ET

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

Should we have this discussion again?
Commissioner Bud Selig’s plan to expand baseball’s playoffs to 10 teams seemed inevitable after little to no opposition emerged during meetings this week with owners and general managers.
Because baseball’s labor contract runs to December 2011, the extra round of playoffs is not likely to start until 2012.
Selig said his special 14-man committee will discuss adding two wild-card teams when it meets Dec. 7 during the winter meetings in nearby Lake Buena Vista.
“We will move ahead, and move ahead pretty quickly,” Selig said

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;ylt=AlBZx.8P7.ajE0dJ1sFL_MRvLYF?slug=ap-owners

On PTI yesterday, it was argued that expanding playoffs is fine if you go back to the 154(?) game season that was around forever. When did the season length expand? Would you be fine with playoffs if the season was shorter, or should the start date be moved back? Either way, if some games aren’t lost, someone is playing through light snow

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

Schedule expanded in 1961 for the AL, 1962 for the NL

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Fucking Mets

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

The season went to 162 games

in 1961, after both leagues expanded by two teams each.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m against this. I hate change.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd rather they remove the wild card

make two divisions then add another layer of playoff games but that is crazy talk from an old fuck.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

the preferred nomenclature is

cosine

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

don't go on a Tangent now

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I fucking love that word

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

an acute observation.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

six months in solitary for you

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

she has Mr. Mozart to keep her company

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

“I know, I heard it too. Here’s some music.”

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

you mean two more divisions?

or just have East and West?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I am young and stupid

and support this plan. Divisions just make things more arbitrary, the longer the table, the easier it is to see who really deserves to advance to a postseason tournament.

Soccer for using sorry language

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

No way they shorten the season though

I imagine it will end up being a 3 game playoff between the two wildcard teams, which I’m not entirely against. Why shouldn’t it be harder for the wild cards?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want more teams in the playoffs.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t we just wait for the Rays to start sucking again so the MLB gets what it wants?

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Also would work: eliminate divisions, the four best teams from each league make the playoffs.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

you can't eliminate rivalries!

rabble rabble rabble!

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

baseball doesn't have rivalries

it was a Yankee-Red Sox matchup that Fox and ESPN milk for ratings, but it doesn’t have rivalries

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Then why do I hate the reigning champs?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

How do you define a rivalry then

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I stepped right into this one

what I meant was, baseball scheduling does nothing to preserve rivalries by having region rivals play more often if anything it dilutes them.

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Baseball regional rivals (intra-division teams) play more often relative to other opponents than any other sport.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I misread your comment at first.

I like playing divisional teams more often.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

all it does it muck up the table. The Giants and Cardinals are playing for the same NL pennant yet have completely different roads, come on now

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree about that part

But I would rather dump the wild card and go to four divisions.

Each division, playing the same schedule, fights for the same playoff spot.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

I would add this:

The first round of the playoffs should be a round robin.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure! I just thought of it and it seems great! How could it fail!

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It’d be kinda interesting (and odd) to see how teams would deploy their “aces” in a round robin.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I've considered the idea myself

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

are there enough teams for four divisions?

or would there be a need for expansion?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

You’d need two more NL teams to make four four-team divisions.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

how can i talk you into Mexico City?

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

the usual way, with the promise of drugs and a gun butt to the head

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

funny that

mexico city is actually safer than the rest of the country right now.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Ignorance is strength

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

freedom is slavery

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

double plus ungood

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

DO IT TO JULIA!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

freedom is slavery

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Orwell is smart

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Pigs are mean

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

sheep are fluffy

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

they do in Irvine

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Las Vegas

Scorpions!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Its gonna be Wolves

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Las Vegas Bandits.

Their logo can be Pete Gray.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Wolves and Bandits

like’em both!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

oh wait we’re talking about four divisions per league? no no no no no. Four division total, NL East West and AL East West

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s gonna turn into the NFL though, where basically every team still has a fighting chance for a playoff spot because they’re only really competing with the teams in their division. How can you be in a league but only really compete against three teams?

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I would rather have no divisions than two in each league then.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I could agree to no divisions, top four/five teams move on.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Keep three divisions, replace the wild card with the team the commissioner best decides is in the “best interest of baseball” (Red Sox/some stupid NL team no one cares about)

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

the “coaches award” if you will, always given to the kid with no talent but who tried really hard

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually kinda like the idea.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Frankly I don't see what's so wrong with the current system.

Yeah, we’ve lost pennant races, but we’ve had some exciting wild card chases and good playoff series.

The Wild Card assures that the second-best team in each league moves on to the playoffs.

Three rounds of playoffs seems about right.

I’m pretty happy with the current setup.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

they want more playoff teams

and more playoff baseball

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

We were deprived of our rightful Red Sox/Yankees series and the league lost money.

I’m sure there’s some fake reason though.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

All the studios were pretty happy about that.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

the popular reason given though was for animated features to stand a chance

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

The benefit of the wild card isn’t that it’s a wild card, it’s that it creates an extra playoff spot.

I would rather watch a pennant race between two great teams with something on the line, which is all but impossible with the WC

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

my problem with the Wildcard is that it acknowledges that sometimes there are 2nd place teams with better records than the division winners, but only corrects the mistake once

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this

familiarity breeds contempt or complacency

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I know it breeds something

I thought it was disease

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

and sometimes

children.

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by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I would schedule doubleheaders to shorten the season

but keep 162 games, though they’ll never do it because of the teams complaining about their stupid pitching rotations

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Scheduled doubleheaders used to occur, correct?

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

I’m not sure when they became passe, but I remember a few as a kid

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

When they realized that it’s hard to call something a sport when you can do it twice a day.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure it had nothing to do with the difficulty in selling out your stadium twice in one day

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

One ticket = two games.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

so you just report the same attendance for both games? that seems disingenuous

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

but who really cares about what attendance is reported? such a non-story

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking.

I want true double headers. No more of this day/night shit.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to love guessing the attendance as a kid

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

my Dad

gets it every time.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

except in the press box.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Technically they get 0 for one of the games.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Teams don't do it

Because owners like to make money on games.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

but they're adding playoff teams

to make money, so they have to make a concession unless they do want to start or end the season in Winter Wonderland

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It doesn’t bother me that the season ends in November. But, they can also correct that by starting the season a week earlier.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

well we have the luxury of being in not Toronto or Cleveland or Boston

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

sportswriters still have to flock to said city.

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t make scheduling decisions based on sportswriter comfort.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

So? MLB cares about that?

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s one aspect, fine take Toronto out it still leaves a whole bunch of other places where players are gonna need to wear neckwarmers and three layers

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

True cold weather cities (no dome)

Boston, NY, Baltimore, Washington, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Chicago, Detroit, Minnesota, Cleveland, Cincinnnati.

Yup, that’s too many. I was thinking you could schedule around it, but I don’t see it.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate baseball in November

you play 162 games, a bazillion playoff games, and then possibly let the weather in November decide a baseball game. A note to those who don’t care about baseball in November. the best team does not equate to the team who can adapt to the weather.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Life is all about adaptation.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

cute but, inclement weather goes against Baseball’s very nature. Slopping around in the slop, that’s football’s thing.

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Right

but even cold weather screwed up our Rams more times then I want to remember. You play a season’s worth of games in one kind of weather, but playoff games in another kind of weather. Screw that.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

then be good enough for home field advantage?

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

oh

I was thinking of when the played in a dome. I truly am sorry for my insensitive comment.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

even the Yankees aren’t signing guys for their ability to hold onto the ball in a snowstorm

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Snow storm is not so much the problem

as not having any feeling in your toes and fingers. Football is not as big a deal as long as you are moving and playing, but try being a CF, freezing your ass off between Kuroda pitches.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Or Broxton's

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

How does that work in baseball

Boston could be good enough for cold weather, that does not mean the weather is not going to be the shit on Nov 4th, which is nothing like what they played baseball in from April – Sept.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I was speaking specifically to football

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

that reminds me that I need to turn the Rams retrospective into a series instead of the one off that I left it at. Sorry Eric

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You are doing a Rams Retro?

Did you ever see a Los Angeles Ram game? Just curious that has nothing to do with the fact your doing the Retro.

Jack Youngblood spits at Curt Schilling

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I've done

one so far for TBLA, breaking down the old NFL films footage that’s posted on Hulu. And I was ten when the Rams left town, so I saw them once in Anahiem, but watched them on TV when it wasn’t blacked out

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Link

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

“Did I write this story? No? Skip!!”

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I only skip your comments

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't know why I missed it

great writing, looking forward to the rest of series, though 1969 will remind me of a pain that I had never felt before.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember the year the Rams finally got to host the playoff game with the Vikings, but it rained like hell here and the Coliseum was a sloppy mess? Fuck that sucked.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

wasn’t that when we had the small handed QB from USC (Pat Haden)?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe that was it.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Calendar playing tricks on your mind

If the date of the final World Series game was October 32nd instead of November 1, you wouldn’t care as much.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

your calendar does not resemble our Earth calendar

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m saying the flip of the calendar makes it sound like such a different date than it really is.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

but you could have done that and still stayed in Earth time. I wouldn’t want the season to end Oct 32nd, but I’m totally fine with it ending on Halloween. The announcers could wear costumes!

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

October 32 = November 1

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

oh I don’t want to play WS games in November

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not really

I understand cold weather.
1910 Oct 23rd
1920 Oct 12th
1930 Oct 8th
1940 Oct 8th
1950 Oct 7th
1960 Oct 13th
1970 Oct 15th
1980 Oct 21st
1990 Oct 20th
2000 Oct 26th
2010 Nov 1st

Big difference, a few weeks make weather wise from the middle of Oct until the first of Nov.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Those dates

are the last date baseball was played.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Some years it may not matter at all

but if you keep playing with the odds good chance your going to have WS of Detroit / Cubs and it will be hell on the players and won’t matter at all who has the best team.

Course many of you believe it doesn’t anyway so I can see how you don’t care.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

typically

June-July-August all hover around the same high temperature and are the peak of sunshine and happiness. Then you start losing about ten degrees of average temp per month. So it does matter

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

it will be hell on the players

Personally, I just don’t believe this. These guys have heaters in the dugout, endless amounts of Under Armour cold gear and jackets, ear flaps, etc… Not to mention they are playing in the WS and should have some serious adrenaline pumping. These are pro athletes, not 7 year olds in T-ball.

If its raining or snowing that is one thing, but if its just cold, I really don’t think it is hell on the players. The one person on the field it should really affect is the pitcher because of the cold on his throwing hand.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

isn't that enough?

the pitcher has a pretty important role in the game…plus you have fielders standing still in it.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Just a question

have you ever played in cold weather?

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

What sport?

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

baseball, soccer, football, softball, kickball.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Considering

a) how many games they’ve played,
b) how tired they are at the end of the season,
c) how often people get injured doing something like running the bases,
d) how muscles and cold generally don’t like each other,

I don’t think it’s fair to default to “They are professional athletes, they get paid tons of money, their adrenal glands should be able to do the heavy lifting” as an argument. Heaters in the clubhouse, sure, but if you’re an outfielder and the pitcher starts walking folk or fucking up worse, I don’t like what that’s going to do to them.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you consider cold?

Because if you have played in 35 degree weather then I’ll listen to you. My own body is unable to play in weather below 40 wearing baseball cleets and no gloves for the hands. My feet simply go numb.

I can still feel the pain of the bat not hitting the ball right in the cold weather. Might as well have stuck a hot fork into my arm.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve played 4 out of the 5 sports I wrote above in snow, approx. 20 – 30 degrees.

Hands are the only thing that suck once you get moving around.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm only talking about baseball

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hardball

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea I’ve played baseball in very cold weather as recent as last winter. Softball is the only one I haven’t because its more of a summer only sport I guess.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And honestly

you can say that even in the cold weather you played as well as you would in 50 – 70 degree weather? Because the argument is not that you can’t play baseball in cold weather, but if you should.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I can honestly say I have played as good. Is it as comfortable? No. Does it take longer to warm up? Yes. Once I get moving around and get into the game I feel good.

I am not a pitcher though. Like I said way above, I can see how it could really affect the pitcher. Baseball is of course meant to be played in warmer weather, but I don’t think it is “hell” for them to be out there in late October/early November.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My last football game ever was a playoff game at Hart High School. Dropped down to 20 degrees. We got beat by 60. I was sick for a week.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

y’all need to have a cold off, see who’s had it worse

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Not the point I’m going to make, but I haven’t had it that cold, maybe low 50s in rain.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

this

a few weeks can make all the difference, hell one week can.. You might not realize it in SoCal, but going from 60 degree nights to 35 degrees happens, and happens quickly.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

happened

and happened quickly

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Target Field

will be nice and toasty. Speaking of cold weather cities, I saw the MLBN show on the 1994 Montreal Expos, and they really had a great fanbase before they got mindfucked so many times they got fed up, and 1994 was the last straw. I’d rather have a team in Montreal (in a real stadium, downtown) that goddamn Miami, but it’ll never happen.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

There is also the issue of the time in between series in the playoffs

There were 2 scheduled off days between the ALDS and ALCS, 2 scheduled off days between the NLDS and NLCS, and 2 scheduled off days between the final LCS and World Series, and that’s before accounting for series that end early.

I would make only one off day in between series (assuming full series). I’m OK with keeping the dates set, to allow for TV scheduling, etc.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Compared to the way it is now...

I’d prefer the change. Make winning the division more important and put wild card teams at a disadvantage.

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Nov 19, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

bh-

So Slick Rick has to be fired, right?

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

Nope

He lost his entire offensive line and his starting qb for most of the season. And he did not have a lot of depth in his senior and junior classes (KD recruits) so he had to play a lot sophomores, red-shirt freshmen and freshmen.

And more importantly, if they are not going to spend a lot of money (they won’t) and there is no real reason financially to do so (base season tickets, donations are pretty set), then why would they replace him.

Finally, the university itself (academic side) is so walled off from the Athletic Department (which is self-sustaining) that there is no pressure from there in fact they really don’t care.

Plus, the main reason people were skeptical of him (hence the Slick Rick) has failed to materialize in even a minor NCAA violation. In fact, Neuheisal has probably even been tougher than a lot of other coaches re internal discipline.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

you think this is going to turn around after two more recruiting classes?

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It won't turn around

until they get a quarterback that can make plays (and not get hurt)

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It all starts at QB, and they all look terrible.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

After the whole conversation, I've been trying to figure out where I stand on optimism/pessimism

and I think this is how I’d put it:

I’m pessimistic, but there’s no point in being depressed about it.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, just because your'e a pessimist

doesn’t mean you have to be a prick about it.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a similar thought process

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

So

Fresno St.’s getting 30 points tonight against Boise St. You gotta take the points, right?

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Nice piece of fiction

from W.C. Heinz over on Bronx Banter:

http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2010/11/16/one-throw/

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Yes

I read it in the Fireside Book of Baseball (which are great books if you can find them)

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh well if he says it

it must be true :-p

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

doesn't mean

it’s a complete lie, but I get the skepticism, and share it.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

If Scott Elbert is genuine

and Broxton was really hurt when he sucked

Our Bullpen is going to be

Bloody

Awesome

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

no optimism allowed here

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Optimism starts to build right about now

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Optimists

we has them

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn’t go that far.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

We hasn’t?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

in Soviet Russia dreams crush you

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by Pure Azure on Nov 19, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm optimistic about this offseason

so is Michael White

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Right on!

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy hell it’s trademarked and they’re trying to sell it to restuarants. I didn’t realize you could trademark meat.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I think John Holmes did.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, that looks awesome

someone has to make that for the next TBLA picnic

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

THIRTY DOLLARS FOR SHIPPING?!/!

ouch

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re paying 30 bucks for the shipping, might as well get two.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Might as well get 10 in that case

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

hot?

she looks evil.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s because she’s with a Phillies pitcher

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

i was just thinking more of a Star Trek Voyager character or something but that works better

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by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet another aspect of life where Kyle Kendrick does not strike out.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s spelled h-a-r-s-h, not h-a-w-t.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, people need to learn

that just because a women shows off her boobs and butt, it doesnt mean shes hot (stripper rule)

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping to see you. want to go to a strip club tomorrow night?

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

noooo strip club for me

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never been

It honestly just doesn’t appeal to me.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

same

i have a hard enough time being comfortable in a bar, let alone a strip club.

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

i would expect a strip club to be one of the most depressing places in the world

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a place of business

if both parties accept the fact that they are in a business transaction, fun for all.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This is not a comment I would have ever expected you to make

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I have only gone a few times for bachelor parties

when your sole purpose is getting as many lap dances for the groom, it really can be fun.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

avoiding the hustle is the key

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

there is one strip club in College Station, TX

and I had to yelp it. Few things funnier than reviews of texas strip clubs:

I was SHOCKED last week when I went into Silk Stockings. It has improved immensely than what it was two and half years ago. They now have a nice VIP area, tables that have actual cloths, better bathroom, and a host of other improvements. The girls have improved as well. Dixie and Mercedes were especially divine. Once the place gets better girls, bigger/more stages, and food it will be a five stars for the Aggieland area. What was great about the girls is that they are very NON-Pressure which was surprisingly a vast improvement over the girls at the Rhino and OG in Las Vegas. Who would have ever thought a strip club 30 minutes from me would have girls who were much less pressure than the girls in Vegas? Come on Vegas get with the program.

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

whaaaa

who has fun at their place of employment? it’s like saying the cashier at trader joes LIKES talking to you about the shitty discontinued frozen eggplant slices they loved so much.

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you refuse to frequent trader joes

because of it?

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I am

having fun at my place of employment right now!

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It's all in your attitude

Knowing a little about David, he would be the kindly store manager who would always be great with customers.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate it when clerks/salespeople

pounce on you when you walk in the door and birddog you all through the place. If I was in retail, I would be helpful to the customers who asked for help and leave the rest alone.

And post about the idiot customers here.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

but some places FORCE you to do that, it makes no sense. SALES SALES SALES except no one buys from the desperate, just like girls have no interest in sleeping with desperate men (you hear that ivdown, mr f, and tommy blackjack??)

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

mintxcore set it better, and yes on all points

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i see

single=desperate

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

you do feel kinda tacked on there, but lumping is lumping

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Single is a stinky cologne

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

when it rains it pours. or is that just for us womenfolk?

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

don’t worry, I just youtubed the band that the hair stylist was in, nbd

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

its not just being single

its like when you cant fall asleep at night, and all you can do is think about how you cant fall asleep, how you have to get up in 5, 4, 3, 2 or whatever hours. and your mind is racing and you cant stop thinking about not getting enough sleep…..

its kinda like that but with being single.

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

For women

aint that the whole biological clock thing.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

my interest in sexing hair stylist

has nothing to do with any biological clock. I just want to see all his tattoos. Up close. With my mouth.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yow.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

which backwards is woy. this has been Josie with the world of facts

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Considering other people talk about how some chicks are Cs but would still get it, I feel perfectly comfortable saying that as it will NEVER, EVER HAPPEN.

:(

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

hot

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ve gotta justify your existence, and usually those folk have middle management following them around with a courtesy grid, making sure they hit all their talking points

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand why it happens, and I am not mean to those people, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

it’d reword it then that you hate places that require their salespeople to pounce on you like a small dog in heat, keep the agency off the salespeople cause they ain’t got none

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Having just finished

a sales orientation with the new retail store, I can say pouncing is not part of the training. Becoming your friend in the first 15 seconds after giving you plenty of time to check out the lay of the land. In fact they encourage you to make eye contact and then ignore them for 60 seconds. If they are still in the store, then start the process. Our store expects a three touch process in that to buy into an electric bike they will probably visit the store three times unless they already knew about the product and were prepared to buy right away.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i think thats all good advice, rather than the instruction borders gave us to basically just swarm any customer, talk talk talk and put books into their hands.

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

that is why there are so many book bludgeoning deaths in this country

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Borders employees must hate following instructions, because my Borders experiences have been generally pleasant.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

this was 5 years ago

and i have barely been in one since. it was also a flagship store in boston. and they were very, very, very desperate.

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No

Although I do have to make occasional technical presentations to people from the customer’s office.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

dealing with customers

day in and day out, all day every day is awful. having that fake smile, the fake interest. its bad enough having to deal with it from a cashier/customer service level, but i couldnt imagine it from a lapdance perspective.

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My point was more

remember the girl is only acting that way because she is getting paid, don’t think she’ll even recognize you 5 minutes after you go. If you can handle that, then both parties can have fun.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't I want her to dream of me long after I've gone

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

“Time to give up stripping, I can’t top that customer.”

We are hopeless romantics :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My basic philosophy on girls

was that if they were not totally in love with me from the beginning I had no chance because it was all downhill for me from that point the more they learned about me.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you try the “three touch” approach?

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

well played.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Back in the day

we made a couple trips to a strip club (Bare Elegance, for those in the area) as going-away functions for some guy here. The first time we go, the eight or so of us walk in, and not two seconds later, one girl breaks into a big smile, looks right at one of the guys (not me), and says “[correct and uncommon first name]!!”. The rest of us exploded in laughter, of course.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

money can buy you love!

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you’re just baiting.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well timed baiting however is enjoyed by all

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard

they just put out an album on iTunes!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

what she said

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

go away

baiting

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I will have you dis-barred!

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Took at those ugly men

money bought them love too. /went there

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Twice each

actually.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to admit

That photo that Apple is using for its iTunes launch is just amazing. It’s on my computer at home when I boot up, and I have to just stare at it. All of them look gangsta.

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

No wonder Paul was considered the cute one

some serious nostril activity for the other three

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Little known fact

The alternate band name choice was Paul & The Schnozzes

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the ol’ Liverpool nose, good for breathing sea aire

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

That will be me in five years:)

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

and the reverse holds true

just because she doesn’t show them off, doesn’t mean she is not.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know her but in that photo

but she looks hard because of the hair, put the hair down, softens the look, and I expect with her other attributes none of us would be saying no if she did the come hither look toward us.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

really?

it’s more the eyebrows for me

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I've never quite understood the female

activity with the eyebrow.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

it can actually play up your eyes

if not just eliminate the unibrow.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If hetero boys/men played with our eyes like you do

lesbianism would not be so prevelant

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't. :)

I used to, until I realized that my brows are already pretty much a fine shape, so I don’t have to get them waxed unless I want to clean them up. When you’re poor, I’d rather spend 25 on booze/food then brows.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

here here, just clean up the strays and don’t risk looking permanently surprised

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

right

the “accessibility theory” in that a girl who presents herself in a way in which her body is accessible, or the way she dresses has a ‘come hither’ vibe that presents access to the male often creates a higher desirability. or in some cases, makes the dude want her less. depends.

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The latest ESPN the Magazine has a picture of

U.S. Olympian Skier Linsdsay Vonn who does bear a striking resemblance to Sharon Stone

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Luis Salazar

Former MLB player who had been a coach in the Dodger org from 2002-2009, is now the manager of Lynchburg in the Braves’ system.

Salazar was the hitting coach for Double A, Jacksonville and Chattanooga from 2007-2009 (but the article said “last three years” but I couldn’t find him in the 2010 Dodger media guide), and was manager in Gulf Coast and Vero Beach before that.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Too many off days bad for playoff teams

Verducci’s story

And the GMs might want to remember this, as they “reward” six division winners with sitting around for five days while four second-place teams get the stage to themselves for games few people will care about: Over the past six postseasons there have been seven teams who entered a series with five or more days of rest. Those teams lost five of those seven series.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Would it really be that difficult for networks (TBS, Fox) to be able to adjust on the fly should a series start earlier if needed? I don’t know the answer.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

The World Series start date was chosen so that it wouldn’t conflict with Glee.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

In both the NBA and NHL

they schedule 4 rounds of playoffs in about 2 months, primarily because they do not play back to back games. MLB is going to try to do this in 4-5 weeks, that is ambitious.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 19, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Dodgers are not in the playoffs I will root

for tons of freezing weather and rain.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I got 2 Double Del Burgers for $3.50. Nice value! It’s like a poor man’s double double.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

I wish you would come to karaoke night next Friday just so I can berate you in person for this comment.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll bring you a McRib, silverwidow!!

And a hug!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m SO over those things. Law of diminishing returns.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

hugs?! you’re over hugs?!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear the patties used to be bigger on those things

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

thats....

gross lol

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what it means, if it makes you feel any better!

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone knows the Jumbo Jack is the greatest burger $1.50 can buy.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a killer deal

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

People who know things about cats

how bad of an idea would it be to bring Bodhi back home with me and then back to Nashville over Thanksgiving?

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

You really hate cats

don’t you

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

all an act

out cats voted him the nicest person to overnight at our house that wasnt family

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ughhhhh

I’m just getting really anxious now because apparently our house is on def con one regarding germs and shit, so the litter box is in my room and I really don’t know how I feel about people going in and out of my room.

./whine

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe bring Bodhi home

 and leave him home until you come back for him at Christmas break when things will have quieted down. The idea that germs are a problem for a sprained ankle is interesting. Did she break the skin when she sprained her ankle? Is an infection involved?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

well

it’s a broken ankle with plates and screws and all that now.

I think I’m going to take him home and leave him home.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, i misremembered

I thought it was just a sprained ankle. That does put a different spin on it. She is going to be messed up for a while.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he flying with you or in the luggage area?

If he is with you, then what would be the big deal for him? Would you rather leave him with your roomate who is laid up and seems to be overly angry over a sprained ankle? Or have you made a friend you can trust to take of him, his food, and his litter?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

my cat refuses

to even leave the house. put him in the box, the second we leave the doorway he SCREAAAAAAAAAMS

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

my roommates cat would hide the second the box came out

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah for some cats that is hell

but if I remember right, Bodhi flew with Maddz with no problems.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

no i would def bring him home and keep him here. i always feel bad when we go on trips an dhave to leave our cats behind but what can you do

by mintxcore on Nov 19, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you can also drug them

that is fun when they stagger around punch drunk as they come out of it. That is when you shave half their whiskers and they wake up going, I don’t remember doing that, what the hell did I drink last nigh?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

we drugged our cat for long drive to mammoth one year. he walked backwards for 30 minutes once we got to mammoth. we laughed until we cried.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha I would have no idea what to drug him with if I were to do it, but I read on the airline’s website that you shouldn’t because it messes up their inner ear equilibrium.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Acepromazine

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

or

ask a vet

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you the guy who sells pet insurance?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

When an MRI cost 3500

just to find out if your pet has brain cancer, it has to be considered.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ah yes,

buy a cancer rider.

www.petinsurance.com

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't sell it

I handle the claims, but yes, pet insurance company.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

why does it say “DICK” on my forehead?!

Yeah I think it might be the easiest course of action but I will miss him. :(

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Just hope you don't have an Indian pilot

who sleeps for the whole trip only to wake up to crash the plane. When I read shit like that I wonder WTF is the point of the co-pilot if they don’’t
1. Have the balls to wake the pilot up before landing is immiment
2. Doesn’t land the plane himself.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm assuming the co-pilot

didn’t follow the accepted procedures

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

As in when the plane

is within a half hour of your destination and your pilot is snoring, slap his face, and slap it hard.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Want to clarify

or are you actually saying what I think you are saying? Otherwise I’ll just assume its because why the fuck would you have your honeymoon in Bakersfield.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

They had kids at 17, they don’t have the best judgment.

by regfairfield on Nov 19, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

touche

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

what a hot night they had with those kids in the room with them

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You say that like

its ok to live in Bakersfield

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously

Irvine is hell on earth.

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in Irvine right now!

Either way, even people from Bakersfield don’t like Bakersfield. I guess its better then Arkansas though.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

REC’D

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Since when did it become my pathetic suburb anyways?

I much prefer Aliso Viejo, where the hills are intact

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

although Bakersfield is like Oklahoma in California.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is okay

since most of the them came from Okie land in the 1st place.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You say that as if its ok

to be from Oklahoma. :-p

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

#blameKemp

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I stayed at a Ritz on my company's tab

but I’ve never stayed at a hotel that nice on my own tab.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad they got an apology

one of my pet peeves are people who cannot think outside of business operation rules. Most rules are guidelines, and using common sense to go outside those guidelines is okay.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Since we were talking about hair earlier

I just had a life-changing haircut. It was a new lady, and for the first time I accepted the complimentary rinse and wash. I told her I had a headache and there was some temple-rubbing involved. It was totally platonic but changed me nonetheless. I’m a better man for it.

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah man, the scalp massage? Bawlin.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There's like 100 foot massage

joints in the SGV. Foot massages rule

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I love a good scalp massage

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

those who don't

are the pod people

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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

My first wife cut hair

I loved the hair treatment and all that went with it.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

so since the marriage went south, does that explain the baldness?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

A scalp massage is awesome.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And did you tip better? You didn’t pull a silverwidow, did you?

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

HEY! I left 20% somewhere last weekend. :)

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, this place has a specific guy who refills the water. Yes, this cheap ass ordered water.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

so if we sent a limo to your place next friday, would THAT get you to come to Karaoke (of course we are not doing that)

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I would like a limo to and from.

Thanks.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d chip in for the limo

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

you guys are amazing.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to say, the plan is excellent.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Who says that the complete price? That limo ride needs to come with a brand new iPod Touch as well.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll see your iPod Touch

and raise you a hug.

C’mon.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

So 20% of zero was zero? ;-)

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I am jealous of school kids who have all next week off for Thanksgiving.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

Maury, Steve, and all of those nice judges will watch the kids for you!

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

What do parents do

when all of the sudden kids get the whole week off instead of just the last two days?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Should have worn a condom :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the first Thanksgiving week in years I won’t have off.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 19, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

like....

ME?!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you get longer off

for hunting season?

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea. For what it’s worth, there was hunting up in Rochester but we only got Wed-Thurs-Fri off.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I ask because my bro got like 2 weeks off

when he was going to school at Centenary which is located in Shreveport Louisiana.

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

as I understand it though, kinda like thanksgiving its more of a bottom up thing than top down, if they actually held classes, no one would be there

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

what would you guess the score at half of this college game is?

Field Goals 10-28 (35.7%) 13-25 (52.0%)
Free Throws 3-7 (42.9%) 6-9 (66.7%)
3-pointers 1-4 (25.0%) 5-9 (55.6%)
Rebounds (Off) 13 (6) 14 (6)
Assists 4 9
Steals 5 4
Blocks 1 3
Turnovers 12 10
Personal Fouls 11 8

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

26-47

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

Indians did not protect multi-time top prospect Adam Miller.

http://twitter.com/#!/hoynsie/status/5725975971106816

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

That's nothing

The Tigers just announced they signed Al Alburquerque.

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Miller is not a good name for a prospect

Greg Miller
Andrew Miller
Adam Miller

all at one time were top 10 BA prospects. Greg and Adam had inuries, Andrew just sucked.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a good basketball name

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

They even had one baseball Miller in that family but he was not a pitcher

maybe the most athletic family in Los Angeles?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Darrell

was friends (and possibly roommates) with my brother Kelly’s friend at Cal Poly Pomona (the one who works for the Angels).

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

So Molina saying he would retire

was a crock of shit?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

The fat one

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

the slow one?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

look if you want to play who’s on first, you’re gonna have to tell me what’s on second

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I needed one more "which one" from you

but David took it

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and then Eric took the next one

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The catcher

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The one with at least one championship ring.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

This could go on a while - quite amazing really

that trio and their dad, most impressive baseball family since the Alou brothers. Fuck the Boones

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

They all have at least one!

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yadier is technically the slacker, with just one ring, although Bengie’s 2010 ring has a giant asterisk.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually forgot that Jose got rings too

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I was holding that one back

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I never hold back. When it’s ready to go, I just let ’er rip.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

everyone downwind of you agrees.

sorry it was just right there

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

what I was going for.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The Astros are for sale

Ed Wade is sure to be fired in the not too distant future.

by BFDC on Nov 19, 2010 2:00 PM PST reply actions  

whoever buys them next should continue their transition from Houston Astros to Houston Railroads

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

McClane

wants like double what they’re supposedly worth though.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This McClane?

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yippy kai-yay

mother fucker

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Spiritual Purgatory?

Oh fuck this. I AM SOOO PISSED AT YOU RIGHT NOW.

Get haunted you doll-stealing harlot.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

God dammit

FUCK OFF GHOST

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and wtf

that was MY doll.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotten under false pretenses.

I suppose “As long as you both shall life” has different connotations when someone has a ready supply of iocane powder.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever.

GET DIVORCED.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean, get poisoned? Good think I left the map to my pirate treasure to my sister.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If only you had stopped texting me pictures of in n out burgers on my 3002 cell phones while I was in Nashville.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Whose fault is that for going to school in a 3rd world country

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

says the guy

going to college in ARIZONA.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Nate Purcell says the cougar hunting is excellent there though.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was the only guy in my Policy class on monday. Me, the prof and 20 women. Maybe about 7 that rated a 7 or higher. ASU is really good for window shopping.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Your a Sparkie?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

NO.

I did my undergrad at UofA, forever a Wildcat. ASU is just the only university that offers a Social Work program in AZ

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Next Sunday A.D.?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 19, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Ghost of K3vo

the greatest name we have going, along with the tag line

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

the avatar

is awesome

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 19, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

whatever happened to that guy? I heard he’s in Mongolia

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

MSW program actually.

I spend alot of time reading and writing papers these days :(

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I WISH!

Masters’ of Social Work

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

have you ever heard of a movie called All That Heaven Allows

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

negative ghostrider.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

her problem stems from one phrase

“as Freud says. . . .”

GFY

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

she later goes on to tell her date later in the movie that she only wants to mack on her to prove some male blah blah blah…it’s really the worst character ever

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I beg to differ, but Maddz would have to explain, I am just too traumatized.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

what

you mean you hate Freud? Or dreams?

Did somebody say...zazz?

by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

really the worst character ever

think back to the paper you read of mine a couple days ago

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

OH

OH YEAH. Hahahahaha that’s terrible.

Did somebody say...zazz?

by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

The whole thing

made me LOL.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

./bows

I’d like to thank k3vo for helping me convince the forum that we are involved and for sacrificing his commenting name for comedy.

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re getting more meta than Community!

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not worried your the one going to hell

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

a board about nothing, and there’s plenty of baseball in Seinfeld. This of course makes anyone with a Dodger Stadium related job George

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess that makes me Bob Sacamano.

by silverwidow on Nov 19, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to be George's boss

who dicked around while George worked for the fist time in his life.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The R is missing on the sign

K ueger

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Small Wonder Goes to College

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Would Vicky grow? Was that planned in for her future?

by Josie Becker on Nov 19, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I guarantee you she would be sitting on my lap

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I picture meercat shooting red lasers out of his eyes.

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to work on my image

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely

I don’t want no police charges.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

she is a fucking robot…

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

There is no other reason to build a female robot.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

She would be hot had the show continued

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I can let you assume that.

by delias man on Nov 19, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Great hair the rest can be fixed

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing of this show

was this a kid show during your kid time?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I have vague memories of it. Must have had some reruns when I was a kid, because it aired when I was too young.

by Michael White on Nov 19, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that woman is CGI

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 19, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Barney Miller

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World. Only cast big enough.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Soon you will all be part of a murder mystery

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Pandora

What would be a good pandora station to start right now to finish off Friday?

by robotmadeofnails on Nov 19, 2010 2:17 PM PST reply actions  

Kayne West! Interpol!

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Mastodon

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Explosions in the Sky

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Start with “Can’t Fight This Feeling Anymore” by REO Speedwagon.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Can it do all karaoke?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

OH HI KEITH

HOW ARE YOU TODAY

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

“My Slow Descent into Alcoholism” by The New Pornographers

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Nov 19, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Roberto of

Vin Scully is My Homeboy shot this pic today. Not bad:

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

That’s awesome. Ooh. How has the weather been?

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by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Wet weekend coming up

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

twss

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

but it is gray today.

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by David Young on Nov 19, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 19, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Bowden brings the obvious news
citing the new rules Ned Colletti said that he could not comment on LEE or CRAWFORD but indirectly made it clear they are not pursuing

per Twitter

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

So, even when the market is totally open, you can’t mention players. Interesting. Is this the Boras clause?

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The commish cracked down on negotiating in public. Seems impossible to enforce.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Per Bob Nightengale
Davey Lopes will soon be going back to his roots, re-joining the Dodgers as part of manager Don Mattingly’s coaching staff.

http://twitter.com/BNightengale/statuses/5749461640814592

by Eric Stephen on Nov 19, 2010 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

Something that I never wanted to happen

is now something I welcome.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

you didn't want him to come back?

por why?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 19, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We have a history

dating back to when he won the job over Lee Lacy.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s the 2b going to be, Davey?

by kinbote on Nov 19, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

get that guy together with Dee Gordon stat

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by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Always amazing to me

that Davey Lopes was 28 before he was a full time infielder. I get he did not make the TBLA top 10 prospect list at the age of 26 because everyone would have said he was to “old” for his level.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 19, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Might be worth rolling the dice on

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Decent shot he will be better then Pods

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 19, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes as long as he does not get to start against RHP

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