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Dodgers Sign Pair Of Japanese Pitchers To Minor League Deals

The Dodgers ventured east today to sign a pair of Japanese pitchers to minor league contracts. They inked Kazuki Nishijima and Kazuya Takano today, making them the second and third Japanese amateurs ever signed by the Dodgers. The Dodgers previously had signed Japanese pitcher Robert Boothe out of college in 2007, and he has a 6.24 ERA in three minor league seasons in rookie ball and Class A.

Nishijima is a 21-year old lefty who was 6-5 in 31 career appearances for Meiji University with a 1.91 ERA. He won a national title in high school in 2006 at Yokohama High School, the same school which produced Daisuke Matsuzaka. Takano is a right-handed 18-year old from Buntoku High School in Kumamoto, Japan.

"Nishijima is known for his curveball and his consistent arm slot.  He locates fastballs on the lower part of the plate and induces a lot of ground balls.  Takano has a very smooth delivery and flexibility," said Dodgers’ Supervisor, Scouting in Japan , Keiichi Kojima. "While they both show enormous talent and can expect bright futures, our first priority for both pitchers is to become physically and mentally acclimated to a new level of baseball."

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I miss Matt Barkley already.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 20, 2010 7:58 PM PST reply actions  

Ty Wiggington

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/wiggity01.shtml

He could play a little 1b, a little 2b even. San Diego boy. Good fit?

by kinbote on Nov 20, 2010 8:16 PM PST reply actions  

Since I think Loney will be back at 1B anyway, I wouldn’t mind Wigginton as the caddy, starting against lefties at 1B, and spelling Blake and perhaps a little 2B too at times.

Career .816 OPS against lefites.

However, last two years he has been .650 and .679 vs LHP. He will be 33. If he can be had for like $2 million or less, I wouldn’t mind him, but it wouldn’t be a loss if we didn’t sign him.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 20, 2010 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of someone like Xavier Nady, too, but he will be 32 (I thought he was younger for some reason), and has battled injuries the last few years. Nady is career .818 OPS vs LHP, but last year was .679.

Could depend on health, and whomever is cheaper.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 20, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

They might hire one. Robert Boothe didn’t have one, but these two kids are probably a higher priority for the Dodgers.

Do the Dodgers also have a Spanish translator?

by Tripon on Nov 20, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats probably less of a priority since they teach english in the Dominican..and i’m sure there’s enough bi-lingual speakers in A ball and above to not need one.

Japanese though….you’d think they’d have one.

by Joey Joe on Nov 20, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The catcher on the 66ers who almost never played

Was booths interpreter. I can’t think of his exact name right now but it was something like fishi imabura

by Brandon Lennox on Nov 21, 2010 10:00 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

BCS experts:

Is their any way Boise State can pass TCU?

I really want to see them in the championship game…but I dont see Oregon losing.
Auburn has 2 chances to lose (Alabama and SEC title game).

So that leaves having to pass TCU…and TCU isnt losing their last game.

by Joey Joe on Nov 20, 2010 8:49 PM PST reply actions  

Yes

Maybe even as soon as tomorrow.

Plus, Boise State plays ranked Nevada next week so it has a chance to gain more in the computers as well.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 20, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Boise State is 36-1 in their last 37 games..

USC went 51-2 in a run between 2002-2006

While its happening…it doesnt seem that amazing.
But from a historical perspective, its amazing.

I doubt a major college team will have a run like that again.

by Joey Joe on Nov 20, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s fucking ridiculous. Boise St. is legit. The BCS sucks.

by kinbote on Nov 21, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

we should totally have this argument everyday, because it’s fantastic

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus the VTech win is looking stronger, and TCU’s win over Utah is looking less impressive.

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Nov 20, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Are Kaman and Baron that important?

Clippers are probably going to fall to 1-13 after tonight.

Even if the Clippers get the #1 pick overall next year…I dont think there’s anyone at the college level that is a clear cut cant miss NBA superstar.

by Joey Joe on Nov 20, 2010 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

Wow, I am an idiot

I was watching the Clippers / Knicks, thinking it was the fourth quarter, but it’s only the third. Plenty of time left. :)

Griffin has 33, 12, and six through three quarters.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 20, 2010 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

That just sound odd.

by Tripon on Nov 20, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Basically there are two things to think about the NCAA

and their rules.

1. NCAA athletes cannot get anything from anybody that another non-athlete student would get. So unless that guy is giving cart rides to anyone who asks, its an extra benefit.
2. The cart had a logo of a business that has a registered NFLPA connection (why they are allowed on campus is a mystery to me).

Look, to me, its no big deal but its stupid. And for a program that is under probation and is currently appealing its their sanctions, they don’t need stupid stuff to happen, especially on campus.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 20, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Was ineligible to play and will now have to pay for the golf cart for a grand total of $10.

by Julio Nievas on Nov 21, 2010 1:44 AM PST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I found a gray hair. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 20, 2010 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

Hair dye can fix those problems.

by Joey Joe on Nov 20, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

of course it can

but I’m 24. :(

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 20, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

magical haunting skills.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 20, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

god dammit, ghost, I hope your entire new recruiting class fails miserably.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 20, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

dude

Nick Johnson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyPmLGUuwZo&feature=player_embedded

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Nov 20, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Thoughts on the signings

1. The 18 year old righthander will probably stay in extended spring training and would not surprise me if he just stayed in Arizona all year, pitch a little in the Arizona Rookie League and then work on things in the Instructional Leage with the goal to get him ready to go to A ball in 2012 (he’ll stay have 4 more years before Rule 5 comes a calling).
2. Again, the 21 year old might stay in Arizona for extended spring training and then he can go to Ogden (though, he might just stay in LA and go to the Cal League since it might be easier for him to adjust.
3. I don’t see the Dodgers hiring a particular person to stay with them during the season but they will have someone in Arizona for them to work with.
4. I can’t think of players this young signing straight out of Japan happening too many times.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 20, 2010 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

Its more common with Korean players. Both the Japanese and Korean leagues have rules that amateur players can sign with MLB teams but they’re barred from reentering the domestic leagues for a number of years. Basically a ban on returning.

by Tripon on Nov 20, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d think could probably make more entering the Japanese pro leagues than signing a minor league US deal…thats probably why most go the japan pro route and then come over here.

by Joey Joe on Nov 20, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Its also a pride thing, and its more of a sure thing. A top prospect in Japan is likely to see the majors within the years because most of the top talent is drafted in high school, and the Koshien tournament is insane. Its Friday Nights Lights on steroids. There’s also only one level of the minors to go through, so there’s less of a factor of attrition screwing you over.

That said, the highest paid players only earn around $5 or $6 million unless you were a super duper star like Hideki Matsui was.

by Tripon on Nov 20, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

um

Can I also mention that I am EXTREMELY excited that there was a Japanese player named “Robert Boothe”? I mean, that’s just unexpected.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 20, 2010 10:32 PM PST reply actions  

No, no you may not mention it :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 20, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

./pout

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 20, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Must there be a title?

Kensai had a report on him. Off the top of my head, he’s half-Japanese and half-white, raised in Japan, doesn’t know English well, and can throw a mid 90’s fastball with little command of it. Had a tough job of adjusting.

Here’s an image of him.

by Tripon on Nov 20, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry about the hair

How’s the roommate situation going?

by bhsportsguy on Nov 20, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

much better

I actually suggested re-arranging the living room…and moving her desk into her room…and her mother agreed with me

Ha.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 21, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

what
@pgammo Peter Gammons
Agent:“3 years Buck, Benoit. Pirates, Royals offering big. This is a great market. Angels, Red Sox, Mets could be left behind”

Clearly this market is led by the Pirates and the Royals.

by Tripon on Nov 20, 2010 10:51 PM PST reply actions  

Question: Does Billingsley agree to a 2yr deal or go to arbitration?

I have to think the Dodgers are going to attempt to get Billingsley to agree to a 2yr deal (like they did with Ethier/Broxton/Kemp last year)…

Bigger question is if he accepts or attempts arbitration…
He could have an argument for 8-10 mils a year, no?

by Joey Joe on Nov 20, 2010 10:57 PM PST reply actions  

Also if I’m the Dodgers…I offer him 3/24 and hope he accepts.

by Joey Joe on Nov 20, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He'd be a fool to accept that contract

And it would be kind of a slap in the face to Bills I’d imagine. After the year he had, I can’t see him signing anything less than 3 years 33 million. He could give them a discount, but who knows if he wants to stay here long term and if he’s at all mad about being left off the roster for the NLDS in 09.

That said, it would be sweet to see him take 3/24.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Nov 21, 2010 2:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Something in the middle is probably fair to both sides. 3/27 would be an excellent deal.

by silverwidow on Nov 21, 2010 7:02 AM PST up reply actions  

For the Dodgers, yes.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

If he takes something like that, his agent will kill random people

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

All right, if he’s hell bent on reaching FA after two years, then 2 yr/$15M. He won’t make much more in arb.

by silverwidow on Nov 21, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty reasonable. 3/27 is actually closer than I thought it was.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not thinking a lot more than that, but I was thinking like 3/30-32M

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Dave Stewarts is Billingsleys agent.

You Know Stewart is going to try to stick it to Ned.

3/33 sounds more than a fair deal. Hes been my favorite Dodger since his rookie year.. if it were me, Id do 5 yrs, 60 mill. Just to make sure hes around long enough to be my daughters (2 1/2 yrs old yesterday) favorite player too.

by darrelld on Nov 21, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Hear that? The Dodgers need leadership.
Page 3 of 5 —

As the Frank McCourt divorce saga starts quieting down — the settlement is in mediation — and with a new manager (Don Mattingly) and coaching staff (Bob Schaefer and Larry Bowa are gone), the Dodgers feel they have a positive outlook.

While they consider adding a bat in left field, a second baseman, a starting pitcher, and a part-time catcher, they are keeping one very large thing in mind: leadership.

The Dodgers want a player who can nudge their young core of Andre Ethier, Matt Kemp, James Loney, and Russell Martin to the next level. They want a player in the clubhouse who can step up and be vocal when times are tough.

It’s always a challenge to find players who combine exactly what you need positionally and intangibly. Players like Juan Uribe, Johnny Damon, and A.J. Pierzynski could be good fits in that regard.

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2010/11/21/many_ways_to_play_it_on_upton_and_gonzalez/?page=3

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

Such a stupid idea.

Ability >>>>>> Personality

by silverwidow on Nov 21, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

The Dodger core are rudderless with a Josie type leader

to keep them line and bring out the best they can be.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 21, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll do it

where do I sign?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 21, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

You made me want to drive to Glendale

and get a Mario sandwich

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 21, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

They're the best

I always get extra onions and extra mayo/mustard mix. Makes for a sloppy sandwich, but a happy Marty.

Also picked up some pancetta and italian sausage for my thanksgiving side dish.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 21, 2010 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Gibson was a really good baseball player.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

True..

But its well documented as to what his personality meant to the clubhouse. Ask Jesse Orosco ;)

by darrelld on Nov 21, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

While I love the Gibson mystique

His play on the field is what propelled the Dodgers that season.

Gibson was still the same dude with the same attitude in 1989 and 1990, but the Dodgers sucked.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

160 games for Gibson in '89 and '90

Probably had alot to do with it. Even when he did play, he didnt play well. As good as his persona was, it wasnt going to help the team, when he wasnt on the field.

He also didnt lead in any major batting categories in ’88, but he still won the MVP. His stats for that season were really good, but he won that MVP for the intangibles that he brought to that club as well.

by darrelld on Nov 21, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if they gave him the MVP for those reasons, he was legitimately the best player in the NL that year.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

88 was a horrible offensive season in the NL. even his crappy stats were most deserving

by delias man on Nov 21, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd think Magglio might fit those criteria

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 21, 2010 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard GWB played baseball in college, has leadership experience

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t think Dubya played in college, only HS, though Pappy Bush did play at Yale.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 21, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Coming from a Boston writer

Ned knows about AJ from the Giant days and he was a dick, Damon is really on the downside of his career, never could hit with power, and has a Boras client makes no sense. Uribe makes sense if you could get him from a position point, but the other two are pointless for the Dodgers, not even figuring their salaries.

by wineracquet on Nov 21, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Blake Griffen had two of most insane dunks

I’ve ever seen at Staples in ten years of watching basketball there. Plus he actually hit some outside shots. The Italian dude on the Knicks can play some B Ball.

I don’t think I’ve ever been as entertained watching a team you know you is going to lose as I have been watching this years version of the Clippers.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 21, 2010 8:16 AM PST reply actions  

I’ve replayed the video on those dunks over 20 times now. Griffin should really be dubbed the new Human Highlight Film.

by Julio Nievas on Nov 21, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Griffin should really be dubbed the new Human Highlight Film.

False.

That nickname was retired with Dominique.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

HP at 09:30 AM

that is how us old folks do it:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 21, 2010 8:16 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

We went to the 9:00 A.M. in Burbank. Theater wasn’t full, but it was well-attended.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 21, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Gold old Larry Bowa
"Is he declining?" former Yankee third-base coach Larry Bowa asked in a recent interview. Bowa played shortstop in the majors until he was 39. "No question as you get older, you decline. Do you overpay now because of what (Jeter) has meant to the organization? These are very difficult questions, no doubt about it. He’s a class act, there’s nothing phony about it. Is he as good a shortstop as 10 years ago? Probably not. But knowledge-wise, he’s better, knows how to play hitters better

    "I think if a guy’s vanishing or he’s not what he used to be, you can still utilize a guy like Jete – put him in the front office, he could be the (team) spokesperson, or give him a personal services contract. I can’t see him not (re-signing). Jete respects the Yankees. I think Yankees respect Jete for what he’s done." </blockquote

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2010/11/21/2010-11-21_jeter_yankees_stay_quiet_on_a_new_deal.html

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 8:22 AM PST reply actions  

I think

I would spell it “Jeet”, not “Jete”, but that’s just me.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 21, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

well

Bowa was just “jetee’d”, pardon my French

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone that schedules anything on a Sunday before 11 besides brunch is inhumane.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 8:55 AM PST reply actions  

You are probably not a morning church person.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you not supposed to rest on the 7th day?

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s God, not you. :)

And what about Sat.?

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Hypocrite.

Saturdays are more forgivable, if only because there’s 10ks on Saturday.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

wrongo bongo

you’re supposed to rest on the Sabbath, too. Yay Priestly Editor!

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 21, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Hah, I knew learning about the Bible entirely from the Simpsons would get me somewhere.

I also know not to mess with thy neighbors racket.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty crazy. Even the slaves were supposed to rest on the Sabbath!

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Nov 21, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Work is treating me worse than a slave!

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I blame the east coast

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Technically, 8AM PST is 11EST for the East Coast.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

science

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Daniel Day-Lewis playing Lincoln

for Spielberg. I’m not the biggest Steven S fan, but this could be good:

http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/169-daniel-day-lewis-will-be-steven-spielbergs-abraham-lincoln

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

Hopefully, Spielberg rewrites the ending so Lincoln kills John Wilkes Booth instead. Never was a fan of the original ending.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Lincoln drinks the South's milkshake in this one

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

At the end of the movie, Lincoln kicks Grant in the stomach and Stuns him. Lincoln and Lee rip off Grant’s shirt and

paint nWo on his back and laugh out loud.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

So excited

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

damn

this kinda sucks. i hope this doesn’t mess up the Tom Fontana/David Simon miniseries for HBO based off Manhunt. I loved that book.

by mintxcore on Nov 21, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty disappointed DDL would waste his time with this...

Spielberg/Lincoln biopic… pretty much certain to be bland and pointless. Hopefully he’ll surprise me…

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Nov 21, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear ya

Spielberg sugar coats so many of his movies, but I have to trust that DDL will bring it

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

since Big Ben is unstoppable, my day can now be productive

by delias man on Nov 21, 2010 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

Big Ben had his bodyguards bring another woman into the men’s stall?

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

that is ok, as long as you would urinate on him instead

by delias man on Nov 21, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Zack Miller playing?

If yes, why do they refuse to use their second best offensive option?

If no, Fuck.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Zack Millers stats

are probably still inflated from playing the Texans

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

tried to get him involved a couple times early, but could not connect

by delias man on Nov 21, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks for the insight.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there a lot of people cheering him for it.

by Julio Nievas on Nov 21, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

how many times do i have to ask for your burger link?

by delias man on Nov 21, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

He doesn’t respect his elders

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

thelaburgerblog.blogspot.com

When did you ask?

by Julio Nievas on Nov 21, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh. Sorry man, I just assume I’m a loser on twitter and nobody tweets me :)

by Julio Nievas on Nov 21, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I have no doubt of that. Still an idiot.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

So lets just start punching people because it’s a blowout?

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

If it’s someone like Roethlesberger, yes.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m so happy that the raisers are losing losers right now. Charger victory on Monday=tie for division lead

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

i would hardly call losing to a better team on the road the raiders being losers losers

by delias man on Nov 21, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Not at all.

Last I checked, the Steelers were pretty good.

Josie is still suffering from the effects of too much Strawberry Hill.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

is that an old TV show? I just got punch by Jim Beam is all

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Lol

If you were drinking Jim Beam, you probably feel great right now…

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like Robert E. Lee when he saw Atlanta burning

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Here's the punch btw

http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2010/11/21/richard-seymour-punching-ben-roethlisberger-and-got-ejected/

There’s a time to punch a dickhead. That was not the time. I don’t care about Richard Seymour or Roethlesberger.

With that said Ben probably deserves to be hit in his balls. Very hard. Aim lower and preferably not in front of a referee.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll say this.

I’m not a fan of that shit. Not at all.

But at least he did it to Big Ben. I mean he made a point to sprint up to him to talk shit and Dick Seymour let him know that “this aggresion will not stand.”

:)

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, it might be the time to do it. For whatever reasons, events that might constitute assault on the street does not get prosecuted because it happened on a sports field.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Roger Goodell likes his players punching each other.

If he can handle the fine and/or suspension coming his way then I hope he enjoyed it.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Richard Seymour would take working at 6AM lying down.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Did the punch cause a concussion? If it didn’t, Goodell should applaud Seymour for punching in the ‘correct’ and ‘gentlemanly’ way.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

imagine if Ben actually pressed charges, he’d be laughed out of humanity

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It will matter when Seymour gets suspended

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The players decide to police their own and a random player punches Big Ben every week for the rest of the season and the playoffs?

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Never a terrible idea!

Maybe the terrible idea was to continue drinking after you puked!

:)

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats for quitters

for the record, I’m a quitter

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

At least you didn’t have to go to work at 6 AM.

For the record I still consider it a great idea.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Farve looks washed up. Hopefully he comes back next year to show he still got it!

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

But we want to see points!

or so I keep being told.

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

this sport would be so much better if kicking games were eliminated and you only got a point for a touch. Y’know, if it were more like its rugby roots

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No it wouldn’t.

It is fine like it is.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You can score by kicking it through the posts

in rugby

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Its even more of a

“aw fuck it” in Rugby then in the NFL though, since there aren’t downs, and you only lose the ball by turning it over. If I remember correctly its done off penalties a lot

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

but is the kick worth as much as a touch? I can’t remember

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

3 vs 5 in union rules

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I guess the scoring rules aren’t a big deal, it’s mostly just the strangehold that refs and technology have on the game that bugs me. Yet the game would be way too violent without the restraining rules. Conundrum.

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

not using your feet to advance the ball makes American football boring

and beer ads. and Joe Buck.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

people only like passing

espn told me so

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

espn

also told me that Favre could throw 50 yard touchdowns while on crutches, those lying liars

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

he's a warrior in love

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lol.

He looks bigger on tv..

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

they say the camera ads ten pounds.

there’s a penis joke in there somewhere

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to comment that when Azure’s comment was loading the pic, I thought for a second….

No fuckin way this dude just posted a pic of Favre’s man piece…

LOL

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

cell phone camera only adds 5

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Keith

Stil laughing your ass off on Greg Jennings?

by Julio Nievas on Nov 21, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

He is having a big game, no doubt.

Having to wait for 10 weeks to hit me with that is making my point.

In your defense, he was in the top 30 in WR’s in yards coming into this week.

So yeah, I guess I am laughing my ass off.

He’s a weak ass bitch.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

?

Since we were talking about fantasy football, TD’s matter most. He’s now tied for first, 11th prior. Plus he’s the leading receptions leader for the Packers.

Quit laughing at yourself!

by Julio Nievas on Nov 21, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Coming into today, He was the 18th best receiver in FFB.

He is having a great game.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Wallace is much faster than Andy Rooney.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

more aerodynamic eyebrows

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

How could they be less?

If he had rose bushes for eyebrows?

:)

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Los Angeles stations can change off these games now.

Please.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

srsly

texans are about to score 14 points to beat the jets

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

only need 7 now

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

recorded for posterity

he’s had his hands on a number of balls and been unable to pull them in

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 12:40 PM PST reply actions  

what game

tell me now1

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry New Jersey A, didn’t mean to cause confusion

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

houston is all that mattered

everyone gets to watch the epic comebackc

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm so pumped up right now

can’t wait to figure out how we lose this one

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

houston

my preffered nfl team

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

he be a Texan fan yo

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer

masochist thank you very much

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck yes

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

so....

shit was that a td?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

boring for you

heart attack inducing for me

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think that was a TD

on first viewing.

That’s right, I’m anti-Arian.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 12:51 PM PST reply actions  

It’s really really close. I think the nose broke the line before the elbow hit.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

just barely

can’t overturn it when its that close

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like it, on review.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

jets are gonna win on a field goal though

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

nick folk could miss it though

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Fox

now has Redskins/Titans.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

YES YES YES

PICK

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

One of the true laws of the universe

Whether by win or loss, the Houston Texans will trend toward .500.

Look at that…5-5.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 12:59 PM PST reply actions  

They tend to smash all hope

then go on a winning streak to make people optomistic

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

At least they don’t have seven straight 11-loss seasons, like my team. :)

Although I feel comfortable saying the Raiders won’t extend that streak by ending this year 0-7.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Always willing to build others up.

Even if you have to tear yourself down.

What a manager…

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

remember that one year when Madden allowed you to build the Texans franchise from scratch. I always wished Madden would include a “start expansion team” feature in a future release

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

don't they?

Its been in there before, but they add and remove features so often

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t played it in a few years, but I thought in franchise mode you could create a new team from scratch, too.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

you can add in a created team, but that’s more of a fantasy draft. I want the dregs of the expansion draft, building capital and returning your investment

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ah

sadly Madden doesn’t seem to care about those modes any more, they are too busy catering to the online crowd.

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I like my video games to have a story, thus online gaming does not appeal to me

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

I have a friend who used to buy them every year but gave up because of the trend.

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

this

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 21, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that story in a video game is like story in porn.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I was gonna lead with I like my video games like I like my porn, but scratched it for being unladylike

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that noise.

This is family, rockn

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re riveted by the gay rights issues presented in Sorority Sleepover 6?

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

um, why am I watching dude porn? I believe you meant Cock In the Henhouse 5

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sexuality in agrarian societies: also very important.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to be drawn in, some foreplay before we get to the score play. Y’know, foreplay?

and anyhow, doing a career with Brian Clough as manager of Darby County, signing a midfielder in my first year trying to make the premier league is more meaningful to me than an online pecking order

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Fore play???

What is this fore play you speak of?

Are you talking about getting drunk first or is this some kind of golf game?

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Great point

I do like the pool guy showing up with the skimmer over his shoulder.

Male: “I’m here to fix the pool.”
Female: “But I don’t have a pool.”

Cue the music….

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Play better games

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If the story goes beyond “you like pellets, ghost in maze wants to kill you” it’s eating into time I could be spending eating pellets.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lame

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much. The only game I can actually play these days in Rock Band.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

fair enough. There is plenty of room for games without story, I just also love a game with a great narrative.

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s impressive to miss short from 47 yards. OT in Tennessee.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

Did John Carney get re-signed this week? :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

This is my not surprised face

seriously

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

i hate this team

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, what a play. 1st and goal.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

that was a pretty great pop from the crowd as he caught that, I thought he was through

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

No, now it’s ball game. The other way.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

In fairness to me, I forgot NYJ still had two timeouts when Houston got the ball back :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

GREAT throw for the TD. Sanchise!

Sorry, nolander. Seriously.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Mark Sanchez and Aaron Rodgers have had way better NFL careers than Carson Palmer, Matt Leinart, and Vince Young. Is it possible to peak in college?

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not even that uncommon to peak in college.

Look at the Heisman winners. Ron Dayne, Eric Crouch, Tim Tebow, Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush, Carson Palmer, Ken Dorsey.

by Michael White on Nov 21, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

don't forget Gino Torretta!!

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Ward!

Although he never tried to play in the NFL

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

he was a better point guard than Gino

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazing story IMO.

I think Antonio Gates returned the favor the other way, but took it much, much farther :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Palmer beat Dorsey for the 2002 Heisman :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Weinke then.

I actually wasn’t even sure Ron Dayne won the Heisman either, but I was on a roll.

by Michael White on Nov 21, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, talk about forgotten. I completely forgot about Weinke. Nice pull.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

Ask Tommie Frazier and Eric Crouch.

And neither one of those have had better careers than Palmer BTW. Better now, but not full body of work. Yet.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Mark Sanchez still directly comparable to Jamarcus Russell, because it ruled when he was.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I will withhold judgment until we see how far Sanchez can throw from his knees, which apparently is what wowed the Raiders (since that is apparently a needed NFL skill).

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Like how Joey Gathright got signed because he could jump over cars?

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

One day, I’m sure that will come into play though :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Carson Palmer was amazing

and then fell off

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

fair enough, he shouldn’t be lumped there.

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Palmer has been more successful than both Rodgers and Sanchise.

But he has played like 8 more years than they have too.

Young has had more success than Sanchise as well.

I’d take Sanchise and Rodgers before any of the others you named. But I get what you’re saying.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Carson Palmer has had 3 very good seasons

He led the league in Tds back in 05-06 as well. Over 4000 yards 3 times. He’s damn good. Or has been anyway.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Nov 21, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do

win the whole fucking thing division.

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Nolander

Another horrible loss for Houston

by Michael White on Nov 21, 2010 1:11 PM PST reply actions  

NFL rules strike again. OT game and FOX has to cut away.

by Alex41592 on Nov 21, 2010 1:16 PM PST reply actions  

That is a lame rule.

I get it, and I guess I get the meaning. But it is shitty when this happens.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Sunday Ticket for me.

/still bragging

by Michael White on Nov 21, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re paying $500 for the possibility of watching 7 minutes of overtime per game.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m not.

I’m paying so I can watch whatever I want.

by Michael White on Nov 21, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t it like half that, at most?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get it because I work on Sundays…..

I am getting it next year for sure though.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda.

A different job at the same company.

Working Monday – Friday starting in January.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How can you possibly justify that?

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Blake Griffin

wow.

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

finally saw the highlights

was that second dunk even technically a dunk, he didn’t even touch the rim?! He definitely has more hops than Brian Cook, that is a good call starting him over Cookie.

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Dwight Howard...

won a dunk contest with the help of a similar type of throw down, so I guess it counts.

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Nov 21, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Did momentum turf always look so fakey? I remember it looking more like real grass

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

Is that what it’s called? That had to contribute to its downfall :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

momentum turf, field turf, the spiritual successor to astroturf, the one where they use ground up tires to simulate dirt, whatever you want to call it

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

OMFG

Stay the hell away from supermarkets. All the amateurs are out.

by kinbote on Nov 21, 2010 1:29 PM PST reply actions  

Ah yes. Pre Thanksgiving. Which reminds me, I need to get some stuff at the supermarket. :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

this is when to buy. My mom got a butterball turkey at like 30 cents a pound

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I just got a Ham and some Turkey on Friday from HoneyMade Ham.

The Turkey will be bad exactly on Thanksgiving.

So, now we are eating that this week, and I am buying some more on Tuesday for our little get together on Saturday.

Weak Sauce

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I have found I prefer gravy to weak sauce, at least when it comes to turkey.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

if people didn’t dry out their turkeys, gravy wouldn’t be such a necessity

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

My mom overcooked her turkey for years, before I knew any better.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Or

Turkey and Dressing tastes really fuckin good with gravy on top.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

this is true, but we’ve all had turkey with absolutely no moisture to it

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re absolutely right.

And I am putting giblet gravy on damn near everything on my plate, no matter how good the turkey is prepared.

That’s just me though.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

my aunt who insists on having every family gathering at her house also insists on serving canned ham. Thankfully my brother called her an asshole last week, so thanksgiving is at our house

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

I remember one Thanksgiving, it was just me, my mom, and my aunt at my mom’s house. Those two got to arguing about something, everything, and I just had to go. I think I went to see a movie.

Also, boo on canned ham.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No reason for Spam over the holidays. That’s just me!

Sorry about the family dispute.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

please don’t be, she was labeled correctly. My grandmother was going to bury an item with my grandfather, when my aunt found out she declared she wanted it and took it out of the casket. when my grandmother said, well if it’s not going with him then I want it, my aunt threw the item at my grandmother

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re aunt is a Richard Pryor fan?

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Richard Pryor but am not familiar with this reference

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In one stand up, that I cannot find, he references a person in a casket.

That person is wearing a lot of jewelry. He says that there is always someone

at the funeral that is thinking about stealing it. It is really funny.

{in Richard Pryor’s voice} Don’t think he’s goin in the dirt with all that shit around his neck!

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

quite sad

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

As they say

nothing beats family.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 21, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

every family’s got one, it’s just part of life

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I never knew my father's side of the family

because of some issue he had with his parents. They all took whatever it was to the grave.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 21, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

What's interesting is a moist turkey is practically guaranteed

if you cook it at a very high temperature. I don’t do anything to mine except to add salt and then cook it at 475. A fifteen pound turkey is done in two hours or so. It comes out with crispy skin but incredibly moist meat.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 21, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

and I like crispy skin

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 21, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

this is why I’m comfortable with deep fried turkey, just whisk away the skin and enjoy the moisture

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m asking for a fryer for Christmas so I can start deep frying turkey in the winter and frying fish all summer.

Me love sum fried Crappie, Bass, and Catfish.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

someday I will find myself in Arkansas, and on that day we shall hang out and catfish shall be consumed

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a deal to me.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and cousins slept with

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 21, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Calm Down Marty!

All my cousins live in San Diego!

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

1 fryer

Equals how many pairs of shoes?

by bhsportsguy on Nov 21, 2010 2:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

theres a reason I do all my shopping during the week

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by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

I was at the supermarket when you posted this. Definitely some rank amateurs out there, but lots of checkstands were open, so it wasn’t all bad.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 21, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

5 years later, DePo gets his man?

per Rosenthal:

Melvin will not be #Mets’ next manager. All signs point toward Collins. Not yet confirmed. #MLB

I can’t wait for Lady-N-Blue to comment on Terry Collins’ eyes and facial expressions.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

Intense?

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa.
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For those of you asking, if the #Athletics do not sign Iwakuma by Dec 7, they will get back the $15-$16 million posting fee.
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If Iwakuma isn’t signed and #Athletics don’t add another starter this winter, Bobby Cramer, Josh Outman, Tyson Ross 5th starter candidates
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The #Athletics still have until Dec 7 to try to come to terms with Iwakuma but it’s unlikely if he wants Zito money…. Or even close.
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Iwakuma is preparing to announce his return to Rakuten Golden Eagles at their upcoming fan fest according to a Japanese source. #Athletics
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Iwakuma was looking for Barry Zito type deal from the #Athletics according to major league source. #SFGiants Barry Zito type money.
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Hisashi Iwakuma talks have broken off, according to major-league and industry sources. #Athletics

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 1:47 PM PST reply actions  

this is devastating news from Susan Slusser

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

is the posting fee usually returned if no guarantee is reached?

What would stop a team like the A’s, with no intentions of paying an outrageous contract to anyone, from posting like $200mil on Daisuke Matsuzaka to keep him from coming to the AL East.

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably the thought of the guy accepting a shitty contract.

Now we’re out $200M because we didn’t want the Yankees to sign said player.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

you wouldn’t have to even make an offer.

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Japanese team knows this, they would just turn down that offer and only deal with a team that they know wants the player?

Is that wrong?

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

can they accept the non-highest bid?

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed they could, but I could be wrong.

I probably am wrong.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

they can accept any bid

but i dont think they are allowed to talk to the teams to ask what they will offer to said player

by lakersdodgersyankees4life on Nov 21, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Not being a dick to other teams.

And the posting fee is returned if an agreement is not reached, yes.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Except the posting bid is a closed bid that the Japanese team accepts. A 3rd party can’t just jump into the process and say they can work out a deal that will satisfy the Japanese team and the prospective player.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

is it only the Japanese league which requires a posting bid?

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

With the way the system works in Japan? Yes, I believe so. I don’t know what the Korean league uses. But teams pay the owners in the Mexican League for players they like. There’s no bidding process, which is probably closer to the transfer system that futbol uses.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha! Me too
Iwakuma was looking for Barry Zito type deal from the #Athletics according to major league source

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

What an asshole

I want a solid gold house and a rocket car

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 21, 2010 2:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

This is a good move for the A's

A’s still have money have 4 top starters and if Outman, or Cramer can come through they will be fine. I see Ross more as a bullpen guy despite a few starts last year. If A’s are smart the 16-17 million they saved on posting should go to offense.

by wineracquet on Nov 21, 2010 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

I like

that Jerry Buss is getting inducted to the basketball hall of fame. I wonder how many owners are in the hall?

by Josie Becker on Nov 21, 2010 2:03 PM PST reply actions  

more than there are in heaven

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the inducted/indicted ratio?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Nov 21, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm surprised Carolina even scored 13 points on the Ravens

they must be slipping

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by Pure Azure on Nov 21, 2010 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

Paul/Hoffman platoon

Would Marcus Thames and Jeremy Hermida really be that much more expensive?

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

We’re trying to win games here.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

go look up their L/R splits and get back to me.

If we were trying to win games, Ned wouldn’t put Paul/Hoffman out there. Yes, I think he’s just posturing to other clubs.

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We also wouldn’t put two more reserves on a team that already have a handful of them.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

based on their career splits

we’d always be starting a LF with a career OPS of .800+

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

But then we wouldn’t get the joy of watching Marcus Thames play defense.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t be worse than watching Jay Gibbons.

My life has a great cast, I just can't figure out the plot.

by G.Scott on Nov 21, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Gibbons is just regular old terrible. Thames somehow combines immobile and awkward.

by regfairfield on Nov 21, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm thinking of getting a smartphone.

Anyone has a mytouch4g? My brother is moving us to T-mobile.

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 2:32 PM PST reply actions  

That 2006 draft class sure created some QB busts
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Tennessee coach Jeff Fisher said after Sunday’s overtime loss to the Redskins that quarterback Vince Young has lost his hold on the starting job.

Fisher’s comments follow an emotional day for Young in which the the fifth-year signal caller was booed, injured his thumb, threw his shoulder pads into the stands and and stormed out of LP Field without talking to the media.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5835429

by Tripon on Nov 21, 2010 3:21 PM PST reply actions  

I knew this would happen eventually

the guy is a whiny mcwhinerson.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Cutler is still the best from that class and he ain’t no great shakes.

by silverwidow on Nov 21, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess

but most qbs in the nfl “suck”

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

is this a controversial statement?

how many teams are actually happy with their QB situation

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

after this game

I bet Colt fans might have a few words for Payton. Not that they’ll want him gone, he is Payton Manning.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 21, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, he's not.

He’s Peyton Manning.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 21, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

paytun

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

w/e

he is basically playing with scrub recievers right now.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s maybe 9 or 10 teams that could upgrade at QB (Panthers being the most dire situation), but I wouldn’t say most QBs in the NFL suck.

by silverwidow on Nov 21, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Saying most suck is just funny to me.

Manning, Vick, Romo, Manning, Brady, Sanchez, Fitzpatrick, Flacco, Roethelisberger, Bradford, Freeman, Orton, Rivers.

These dudes don’t suck.

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

nolander has high standards.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 21, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Brady, Brees, Matt Ryan, RODGERS, etc. :)

by silverwidow on Nov 21, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I said Brady!

But i forgot some okay ones!

I suck!

:)

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

So I'm thinking of getting Lego Harry Potter

It looks kinda fun.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 21, 2010 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

Their fun

but simplistic games

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Sometimes I don’t feel like the complicated, you know?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 21, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Reason to get into hockey

specifically the LA Kings: Heidi Androl:

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 3:57 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

She has nice pucks

by keithc13 on Nov 21, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

score

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 21, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

is she the one leaning next to the coke trashcan? on the left? with the blonde hair?

by mintxcore on Nov 21, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i was inspired by

this (at times, VERY NSFW) websites’ captions.

by mintxcore on Nov 21, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Just as the Colts were driving to tie (or win), Manning throws another pick. That sucks.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

Now the Jags...

are in first place! : D

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Nov 21, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that won't last

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe not...

but no one thought they’d be in 1st at this point in the season either.

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Nov 21, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time the Patriots win, three small children and one rain forest dies.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 21, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

True story.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Nov 21, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

then I can’t imagine what happens when the colts win.

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Nov 21, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it's to horrible to imagine

that’s why we should all be thankful the Saints won the Super Bowl

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 21, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

4-2 against the pats in 6 years

not bad

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Nov 21, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

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