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Dodgers Finalize One-Year, $1 Million Deal For Dioner Navarro

Dioner Navarro will make $1 million in 2011 for the Dodgers (Photo: Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

As expected, the Dodgers finalized their one-year deal with switch-hitting catcher Dioner Navarro today. The contract will pay Navarro $1 million in 2011, per the Associated Press. Navarro, who played with the Dodgers in 2005 and the beginning of 2006, followed his 2008 All-Star campaign by hitting .212/.263/.306 during the last two seasons. He is one of seven switch hitters to catch for the Los Angeles Dodgers (a list that includes the immortal Derrel Thomas!).

The Dodger press release noted that Navarro was the first (and only) catcher in major league history to start and end a triple play. Navarro's 2-6-2 triple play came on September 2, 2006 while with Tampa Bay, on a strikeout and botched double steal by Seattle.

Also from the press release:

Navarro and his wife Sherley have made several school visits in the Tampa Bay area and in 2009 the pair started the Dioner Navarro Family Foundation, which counts St. Joseph ’s Hospital in Tampa as one of its main beneficiaries. In 2003, Sherley suffered a brain aneurysm and was given a slim chance to live, but made a full recovery at St. Joseph ’s. Navarro has always worn No. 30 in honor of Sept. 30, 2003, the day his wife was expected to pass away, according to the doctors.

I should note that Navarro wore number 68 in his cup of coffee with the Yankees in 2004, and he wore number 41 with the Dodgers in 2005, but has worn number 30 ever since. Davey Lopes is currently penciled (dry erased?) in for number 30, but might he give it up for Navarro?

The Dodgers now have a full 40-man roster.

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Sherley you jest

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

he's serious

and don’t call him Sherley

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

More Triple Play

Navarro’s triple play is the only triple play ever where the bat never touched the ball.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 14, 2010 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

awesoke

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My take on TroncosoTalk from previous thread

Let’s say Person A is really good at his job, which is guiding planes at the airport with those lighted marshalling wands.

Person B than comes along and chops off both arms of Person A. Sure, Person B is obviously to blame, but that doesn’t change the fact the Person A will no longer be hired to guide planes.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 4:54 PM PST reply actions  

bingo

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I am sad that I missed the context in which this makes sense because without any context, that statement is like Nick Cannon: hilarious.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not just hilarious

it actually makes a lot of sense.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, cutting off arms isn't really all that hilarious

especially if it interferes with the ability of someone to do their job. That’s not funny.

What is funny when it’s like, “Oh, about Billz — it’s really hard to boil eggs if you don’t leave the eggs in long enough; if you undercook the egg you can’t complain when it isn’t hardboiled”

Just…what? But I get it now, given the context.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

it's more hilarious

because I see Eric saying it like Lewis Black, yelling and pointing with both his index and pinky fingers.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see that

in my head for sure.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Troncoso

is person A, Torre is person B. Guiding Planes = Middle Relief

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and the airport is an homage to Shea Stadium, even though the Mets now play at Citi Field, because Troncoso appeared in his 14th game in 20 days in NY in April.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny

but in this case Person A may have grown his arms back and we have to see if he can still use the lights like he used to. As Canuck pointed out, he was okay at the end of the year. With a full winters rest let’s find out if the sinker is back.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

PERSON A IS A LIZARD PERSON

by LA Taco on Dec 14, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric, For That Analogy...

to be valid, Troncoso would have to be permanently ruined, but like I noted, he came back from the minors like the Troncoso of old: his ERA for his post-minors appearances was 2.60.

If people are unsure that Troncoso can be relied on, fine, but here’s the problem with signing another reliever who can’t be sent to the minors: one of Troncoso or Jansen will HAVE to start next season in the minors, even if they both have good spring trainings. I’m not okay with that.

by CanuckDodger on Dec 14, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to sign another reliever either, as I think it’s overkill. But I was not particularly impressed with Troncoso when he came back either. In that post-minors period you mentioned, Troncoso also walked seven and struck out just nine in 17 1/3 innings. Meh.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

we might need someone for when Kuo can’t get out of spring training again. How about we sign Soriano and just go with the six inning rotation followed in one game by Jansen / Kuo / Broxton and Elbert / Belisario / Soriano in the next game and then Padilla for three in the 3rd game. Every starter must go six inning. Do this all year. 125 victories.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

his ERA for his post-minors appearances was 2.60.

But what was his xFIP?!

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 14, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not know this

Per Lakers’ beat writer Kevin Ding, Matt Barnes and Gilbert Arenas are both engaged, and their fiancees are sisters.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

Matt Barnes and Gilbert Arenas are both engaged

I read that part and I was like, whoa, I missed a really big story.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised that the Barnes-Arenas nuptials has not been getting more play.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I read a screenplay and a novel that were about that very thing

except set in baseball..

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What was it called?

Stick and Ball?
Good Wood?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Four Balls and The Long Walk

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah hah no it was by Peter Lefcourt

who wrote the amusing The Deal. Called The Dreyfus Affair. Was a fun read. Script was never produced, obviously.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs a new title for starters

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

definitely

obviously he meant to reference the other historical event but that just confused everyone.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I got it —

Playing for the Other Team

or, the more risque and possibly homophobic choice,

Taking One for the Team

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is the best one.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

thirded

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t Ask, Dotel might be the funniest thing I’ve read on here.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t Ask, Dotel?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t Ask, Dotel

That was MY line!

Q: With Broxton failing, who should close for the Dodgers?

A: Don’t ask Dotel

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Just remember

your Dodger angst is why you are brilliant.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Picasso had Dora Maar, and I’ve got the Dodgers.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course, in forty years, some proto-punk guy will write the hit song, “Humma Kavula Was Never Called an Asshole”

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

well then

you’ll be cool again, after that period of time where liking your work is too “mainstream”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I like looking at your iconized profile pix on the side

when you two reply to each other, in either order.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ha!

i just noticed that. awesoke

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit!

I thought I was clever. Well, it had a whole new place to be used appropriately, that’s how clever it was. And Chris Berman would weep in jealousy.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Great use of call back though.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If they were Dodgers

I was thinking Camelback Mountain

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 14, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This is also very good.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that the same woman Barnes was accused of felony assaulting?

by Joey Joe on Dec 14, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s already on a show called “basketball wives”.
Never seen it but apparently its on VH1 and follows shaqs ex wife and some other women around.

by Joey Joe on Dec 14, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That

screams long term, why get married, seems so pointless

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess this is better than what

Tony Parker and Brent Barry allegedly had in common

by bhsportsguy on Dec 14, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

One Million Dollars

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 14, 2010 4:58 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Typo
Navarro’s 6-2-6 triple play came on September 2, 2006 while with Tampa Bay, on a strikeout and botched double steal by Seattle.

Unless Navarro was playing Shortstop (or in Pasadena), you have a typo.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

EVERYBODY REFRESH

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

PATIENCE

he might not be done yet. Yeesh.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

WHEN I SAY REFRESH, YOU’D BEST REFRESH, MOTHERFU—-

Sorry, I got carried away.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

This is why you get to sit shotgun.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet he still has slow 3g

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

it takes him longer to refresh.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But seriously, that dude did look like me.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to be a negative nancy but we’re fucked if we get the caliber of left fielder we’ve been linked to.

An offense of
Furcal
Hall or whatever shitty guy we sign
Ethier
Kemp
Loney
Blake
Uribe
Barajas/Navarro

Will be shit, pure shit. Or as Vin would say, fertilizer.

by Mike Dennis on Dec 14, 2010 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

The Humma Kavula Debbie Downer Club

meets on Monday nights at the Elks Club.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I've always been partial

to the Moose Lodge. Now all these things are places for drunks to congregate, but at the Moose they’ve got DRUNKS

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 14, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but you never know what the TV is going to be tuned to at the Moose Lodge. Once it was Matlock.

MATLOCK!

I mean, I’m a gentle, patient soul, but I could not abide that. So we moved it to the Elks Club.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You can use the TBLA Loft

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Won’t the constant negativity seep into the walls and destroy it for the rest of you? Seems bad for the Feng Shui.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually

it has a trap door to rid ourselves of your lot, you all get to meet once a year then we make nice and poof “you be gone”, and we start on the new recruits who dare to pollute the positive energy we strive to maintain.

Not sure how you escaped last year.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I ate bearface and spc7. I left their bones in the foundation of the building.

What would have killed me was the lack of gin — but I never go anywhere without my fake arm.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Call back!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course most of this means

the heavily looked forward core (position player wise) never panned out. I mean, you kind of know what Furcal, Blake, Uribe and even Bajajas will bring you with regular time.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 14, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I had friends who liked to go to the Moose Lodge

in Redondo to drink the cheap liquor. They joined up and everything. But we were always stepping over passed out 60 year-olds. Now that I’m closing in on 60 that sounds kind of fun.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 14, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought you just hit 50

don’t be so fast to jump to 60, many of us never make it.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

55 in January

is that close enough?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 14, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

55 is the new 60

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

halfway is just headed toward, not closing in.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That was me

that just hit 50.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

but I thought Marty was younger then he looked:)

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't believe

how fucking old I look

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 14, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, you’re right.

True or False: bad seasons with bad offense are worse then bad seasons with bad pitching.

by LA Taco on Dec 14, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

False, the games go faster.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 14, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Vicente Padilla

wants a .44 caliber LF behind him.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

To bad for him

he’s going to get a 90MM Glock

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a fucking big Glock. 90mm!

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s the sexy beast that will be available around 7/31/11?

by silverwidow on Dec 14, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Prince Fielder, maybe Beltran.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 14, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

GScott?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m always available. But Matt Kemp is better at adjusting to offspeed pitches than I am.

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 14, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Four out of five 0-2 sliders down and away disagree.

by prosellis on Dec 14, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

the 5th one is looking for a toothpaste endorsement deal

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

but he at least gets the 1. I flail and miss all of them. Straight ball I hit very much. Curveball, bats are afraid.

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 15, 2010 7:19 AM PST up reply actions  

FTW

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Josh Willingham looks better and better every day.

by Alex41592 on Dec 14, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Juan Pierre? He can move from Beast Mode to Sexy Beast Mode.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

True- but the snarking potential is off the charts..

Game threads will be must reads due to this.

Always look for the positives…in negatives.

by Joey Joe on Dec 14, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

off the charts

LOOK AT THESE CHARTS!!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Dennis is battling Joey Joe and Tripon for that end of the year Negative Nancy TBLA Award

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 14, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, yet another award I’m gonna lose. And not for lack of trying!

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re just too damned likable.

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 14, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I could

just rec anything you post…….
maybe you’ll then get ‘Most Rec’d’

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The switch-hitting catchers would be a great trivia question

or band name. Or a Chatsworth-filmed movie of a certain genre.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

Arenas-Barnes-Doumit star in:
Switch Hitting Backstops
MMM

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 14, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

How is the Joe Smith deal three-way?

as reported by ESPN? Nothing is moving between Houston and LA. It’s the same as one NJ-LA trade, and one NJ-Houston trade.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

Only thing I can think is that if it is a three-way, there might be cash involved to make the numbers work. Just a guess though.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Many times with a three way, cash is involved

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

If I were involved in a 3 way, it would have to involve cash

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

KEITH!!!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My cholesterol level, just from looking at the picture below.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ‘cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 14, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

soooooooooo

sausage, egg, cheese….is there bacon?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That seriously looks like they slammed five sausages, hashbrows, egg and cheese in a tortilla.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 14, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that's

man vs food right there

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Not of fan of potatoes inside a flour tortilla – what’s the point? Green peppers and onions would be better there.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me of my mother

who hated it that we wanted toast with pancakes.

Toast!?! You already have pancakes!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 14, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

what?

really? because it’s delicious, that’s why.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Potatoes are the bomb

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I love potatoes. I love tortillas. But not together.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Too much starch for me. I would eat all of the insides of that burrito without the tortilla wrapper.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy hell I think that actually is five whole sausages.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 14, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate it when they cut them in half

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 14, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe the person who ate that just happens to have very sharp, very straight teeth.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t date her then.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

what if

she has a mouthguard?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the most endearing feature

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Burritos or sausages? (Both?)

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I like getting breakfast burritos once a week, or every other. Not from this place (too far from my home) but from Hi Life Burgers in South Pas. Very good and reasonably priced (4 bucks).

by silverwidow on Dec 14, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Bomb!!!

This joint by my house, Pepe’s, looks just like that.

by Julio Nievas on Dec 15, 2010 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Matt DYE-AZ is now a Pirate

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 5:45 PM PST reply actions  

Per Jennifer Langosch of MLB.com (who was not a fan of some rap music being played pregame at Dodger Stadium, calling in inappropriate for children, BTW) breaks down the deal:

$250k signing bonus, plus $2 million in each of 2011 and 2012.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Refresh

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 14, 2010 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

The refresh that pauses

/drinks Coke

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t the Un-Cola be more appropriate?

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tAiEFhNHZk

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That whole series of commercials was brilliant, mah-veh-lus, in fact!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Donovan McNabb is in the house

Spiro says he got some boos when his face was shown on the big screen.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 14, 2010 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

Sasha still cheering on his soon to be former team.

by Alex41592 on Dec 14, 2010 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

Spero and Mychel

are talking about how cold it is in Washington D.C. Currently 23 degrees.

Mychel is looking forward to getting to Indianapolis. So, I look up the temperature there and it’s 13 degrees.

by Alex41592 on Dec 14, 2010 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

It’s pretty easy. Pretty much no politics.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

whew!

BCS did not make the list. Neither did coat hangers.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The list

Politics.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Normally you would add religion

but then Maddz would be limited to comments about her cat, the local drinking scene and sweats.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 14, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus, I’d win

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

How about that Spiro Agnew eh? Think he'll run for president once Nixon retires?

{Early 70s Callback Night}

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by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

One more reference

and POW, right in the Kissinger.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mad Magazine guy?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 14, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I've posted this before

But Spiro Agnew anagrams to Grow A Penis.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The Dodgers offense

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 14, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a shot at Nick Young but

he has scored 19 points in 21 minutes (on 15 shots).

The Wizards are a minus 19 during those minutes.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 14, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Young is in favor of the ball, when leaving his hands, going directly toward the basket.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we bring back the term “gunner” for such individuals?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

I am kind of partial to chucker, but gunner works too.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Gunner is what we said when I was in grammar school, as in “don’t be a gunner man.”

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

we always called them Black Holes, but only when referring to Allen Iverson.

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 14, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Scrooged

great flick

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I just forgot how strange it was

for a big Hollywood movie… great cast though. I don’t love all of it but it’s more interesting than it deserves to be.

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by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Long

ago I left the movie house after watching Scrooged determined to make some mouse reindeer but the two sided tape, glue gun, and staple gun all let me down.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Use Maddz cat as the model….

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess if I was still a student

and students still needed to keep pieces of paper, I would need to buy me several of these.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

Wow that is awesome.

Just kidding. I love everyone exactly the same amount.

by MR.F. on Dec 14, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I initially typed “were” instead of “was” in one of my earlier comments, and fixed it to make the subject and verb agree, just out of respect for you Mr. F.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks! I appreciate the effort.

Just kidding. I love everyone exactly the same amount.

by MR.F. on Dec 14, 2010 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

very civil of you

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 14, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s awesome for those of us that are old enough to remember Pee Chee folders.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine just said Pee Chee. Classic.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the Pee Chee on the left as of my era; maybe Marty or iiiDown remembers the one on the right.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I had the ones on the left mostly; those designs seem familiar.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The one on the left is most definitely from my school days. The one on the right is from about 10-15 years earlier. This is the currently available product.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

I don’t remember ever buying the colors; I stuck to plain.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

In my day, there was only the classic buff. The other colors are abominations, like plaid Dodger caps.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

We share this thought.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I left for about an hour........

and when I got back, everybody is speaking as though Happy Hour was 2 hours ago. Very stilted- not letting on that they are hammered. And discussing non-existent party entiites and school supplies.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even remember what the drawings were when I was in school. The one on top does look familiar, though.

Just kidding. I love everyone exactly the same amount.

by MR.F. on Dec 14, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

"The one on top"

the “She & Him” one? That’s a product for Zooey Deschanel’s band.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I was referring to the second post with the 2 different peechee folders together. My browser window is small so I guess the peechee folders stack on top of each other rather than show up side-by-side.

Just kidding. I love everyone exactly the same amount.

by MR.F. on Dec 14, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah

top=left.
You may have had that or the design on the colorful ones, not sure.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And of course I know about Zooey. She & Him is great! I’ve seen them live.

Just kidding. I love everyone exactly the same amount.

by MR.F. on Dec 14, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

[jealous]

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

my friends have seen them too

and love both of them…they are sexually ambiguous in a way, so no surprise

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 14, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That all-red one looks familiar……..

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I surely do think that Zooey is purdy, yes I do…

…but her voice is thin. Give me M. Ward solo.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If thin voices

disqualified people from singing popular music, 75% of rock music wouldn’t exist. I have heard a couple excerpts where she has sounded pretty bad though.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

like ACDC

Do, do, do you have it?

by G.Scott on Dec 15, 2010 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Under education jobs on Craiglist.

Gaming associate – work at one of our South L.A. Casinos.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

The other 99 listings

for insurance sales right?

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I think J.D. Drew has to be the leader

of articles defending his contract by using Fangraphs WAR to dollar conversions.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

How about, JD Drew was a good deal because they couldn’t have replaced his production from the last four years for much cheaper?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 14, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rule No. 144

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit in the wind, you don’t pull the mask of the Ole Lone Ranger and you don’t mess around with J.D.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 14, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Closing the entire browser when you have multiple tabs open sucks.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

Firefox warns me if I try and do that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure I have checked the “don’t warn me about this” box before. In this case, I clicked a Twitter link from Tweet Deck, and it opened ESPN radio in my browser, on a new tab. I didn’t realize that’s what the link was, and the ESPN radio player also shrinks the browser down to a reduced size. I assumed it was a new window, and closed it. Something like eight tabs went bye bye.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

IE?

open a new tap and click “open last browsing session”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Firefox on my Mac has a feature to open all tabs from last session also, in the History menu, I think.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe that’s Safari?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost downloaded Firefox tonight.

My Yahoo toolbar malfunctioned, and wouldn’t let me open Internet Explorer

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 15, 2010 1:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Took me 2 hours to figure out....

Just uninstall the Yahoo toolbar…..
(but the message didn’t say anthing was wrong with the toolbar, just that explorer wouldn’t work!)

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 15, 2010 1:34 AM PST up reply actions  

How many adults

should a can of pasta sauce and a normal bag of spaghetti feed? Because I’ve noticed that when ever I make it, I get three dinners out of it for one person and it seems to me that it should feed me longer.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

That seems about right.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea about canned pasta sauce, but we normally get four dinner servings out of a pound of pasta plus enough leftover for at least one lunch. That will use up one jar of sauce. (Marty is cringing that we are not talking about homemade sauce.)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Jars

usually a Newman variety.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I usually avoid sauce, and just heat up a can of diced tomatoes with some other spices, maybe throwing in some meat occasionally.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I use sauce and meat……

But I usually use whatever noodles my daughter picks out.

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Angel hair for me, if I am the sole determinant.

Not typical spaghetti, but my nephew’s wife has been making spaghetti noodles with edamame and soy sauce, and it’s freaking great. Usually have a chicken breast or something similar with it.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I like farfalle (bow-tie) and rotini (spirals) the best, because the hold the sauce so well.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I am a big fan of penne and rotini as well.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I've heard

that there is a correlation between sabremetricians and the pasta they love.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what I’ve been getting.

My daughter thinks they look cool

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

There is also that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife might like that

she does not eat it when I use sauce so it is all mine.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably healthier that way, less added sugars and stuff.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I still enjoy sauce though

and when I do have it, less often, it tastes really good.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My sauce has pepperoni

My uncle, who is from Sicily, taught me how to make sauce about 30 years ago. My family loves it. The pasta is whatever’s handy, up to mostaciolli. (That’s too big.)

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The big necessary add is fresh parmesan. Get it in a big block. It’s expensive but oh, so good.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and then you can make alfredo

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you eat anything else with that? Usually I have some veggies or salad on the side as well.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I plan on living to 80

and telling people I rarely ate veggies on the side. Normally garlic toast.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Spaghetti is a stand alone, single course meal for me as well, unless you count the bread, which is always a staple.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

garlic toast too. And a nice chianti.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I use that much and I eat on it for 4 or 5 days.

But I’m using the large bottle of Ragu

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Where have you been dude

I thought perhaps you were buried alive under a wall of shoes.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 14, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

We closed the facility I work at on Friday. Sudden news. Had 3 days to prepare.

spent all weekend with the family.

I will have to be a late night contributor only from now on…

Unless I get this job at HP..

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, sorry to hear that.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks man

I had to transfer to a different facility.

Only staying here for 2 weeks or so.

Moving back to the one in my home town after the New Year

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened? Chicken infestation?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

You had a different job

right? Still a money raiser ?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Same job at a different site now.

Still a fundraiser.

I just want to switch to day shift. 14 years of the night shift is enough for me.

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

20 miles shorter. I’m only here for 2 weeks helping train a new Director and Senior Manager. So I sit around a lot! They are already trained pretty well. They don’t need my help.

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the night shift tougher

with the daughter? Do you have her during the day before you go to work? I imagine esp. once she starts school that you’d like to be home in the evenings.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

3-4 seems right depending on if you add stuff to the sauce or eat it with sides.

Just kidding. I love everyone exactly the same amount.

by MR.F. on Dec 14, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

usually sausage or meatballs.

I was just curious how a family of seven of which I was could be fed on one helping of spaghetti when I can only make it last three meals. So my mom either gave us very small portions or she used two bags of spaghetti and the big jar of Ragu:

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably more of the former than the latter, but a mix of both.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I'm done

now I get to wait for my stomach to swell to the point of explosion, then slowly return to the point of satisfaction.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude don't lie

They didn’t make Ragu yet when you were a kid.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Possible that in my early time my Mom made it from scratch.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom made sauce (starting from canned tomatoes, IIRC) much more often than I do. She had three times the children that I have and worked a full-time professional job. Honestly, their generation was so much more together than ours is. Although they didn’t have the internet as a time waster.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The productivity of that generation really is amazing

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE INTERNET AS A TIME WASTER

and their values were instilled before there was “prime time” television. But yeah, I’m just a slug by comparison.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of time wasting – I should have left the office already! I am outta here folks!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom never worked

but raising five boy had to be a handful. For at least four of those years she had to do it on her own when my Dad was overseas. Plus no friends since we moved every year. Every mother should have a daughter, it is very sad for her that she ended up with five boys.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. My mom only had us three boys, and I’m sure we were a handful. Should every father have a son also? I don’t have a son.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

my Mom had 4 boys

and she desperately wanted a girl. She’s awesoke though, and makes sauce from scratch!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

3-4

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m comparing Cliff Lee and Kershaw in 2010. And it looks like Cliff Lee had a game where he didn’t face a single lefty. Any idea what team it might have been?

Also Kershaw is very very good.

by CTBMikeD on Dec 14, 2010 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

First I've heard about it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 14, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

That wouldn't surprise me

Wouldn’t opposing managers what to stack righties against a tough lefty like Lee?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m sure most lineups were right hand heavy. But It seems pretty hard to have an all right lineup. I thought it might be the Cubs they came close with only one lefty.

by CTBMikeD on Dec 14, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s tough to search for on Baseball-Reference. You can see the vs. Batter stuff for 2010, but you can’t sort by date.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Found it

August 1, against the Angels:

3 switch-hitters, then 5 righties, then a switch-hitter for Anaheim.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

That lineup just looks weird.

by CTBMikeD on Dec 14, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

No Morales, Abreu got the day off. Tough.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks Like Kershaw had 2

So maybe it not that rare. I think both games were against the Cubs though.

by CTBMikeD on Dec 14, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Love listening to Bill Simmons' podcast

and for the most part I am a fan of and enjoy all of his regular guests, including his friends…

But, listening to Simmons and “JackO” talk about baseball can be so grating. JackO especially can be sooooo condescending, and the general vibe is that if it’s not Yankees-Red Sox, it’s not real baseball.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 6:52 PM PST reply actions  

rec

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I listened to the Herd today for a couple of hours. While I may not always agree with CC, he is usually super prepared and puts a lot of effort into his show.

Today all his baseball rant was on how baseball has went from the National game to a regional game. The NE has, in his opinion, about 15 of the 20 best and most recognized baseball players and that it’s where all the “meaningful” teams are.

Many callers slammed him for this. I get what he is saying, but the WS Champs are out west and STL, Chicago, and LA are still big baseball communities.

by keithc13 on Dec 14, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

This is pretty funny

Amazin Avenue linked to a column from last week from Mets’ beat writer Andy Martino.

Martino had this nugget, on December 6:

Here’s some of what we’ve been able to gather during the first day here in Florida. Lots of information swirling around the Twitter, some of it questionable. For example, if the Phillies sign Cliff Lee, I’ll cover spring training in a Speedo.

Martino responded on Twitter:

1. Didn’t say I wouldn’t wear clothing over Speedo. 2. Who says I need to hit the gym?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

now that's literally

covering your ass

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 14, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait......

That site looks suspicious. If I didn’t know any better, that pseudo-hipster banter sounds vaguely familiar. Are some of you people closet Mets Fans, and commenting on their site with alter egos?

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

My last swimsuit was a Speedo. They do make trunks.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

my guess on J Martin's numbers

with the Yanks: .260/.360/.400, around 10 HRs and 40 RBI in 400 PA. I think he uses the one-year deal to springboard into a journeyman existence, maybe bouncing around to 2 or 3 more clubs before he’s done.

His star shone so bright at the beginning. This is why I don’t get too attached to players. Sigh.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 14, 2010 8:46 PM PST reply actions  

I was bored and went back through the game recaps this season

And here is the breakdown…

I wrote 140 game recaps in the regular season, and in those games the Dodgers were 69-71.
David wrote 10 recaps, and the Dodgers were 6-4 in those games
Phil wrote 6 recaps, Dodgers were 3-3
Michael wrote 6 recaps, Dodgers were 2-4

I think it’s clear I should have had Dave write more recaps. His 6-4 record was more impressive considering his first two games were the doubleheader losses to the Mets in April.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

You must have been bored

I was also 2-0 in the DS press box.

Here in front of commentariot and country, I vow to cover more games next season!

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

if we did play them 162 times

the Dodgers might score 162 runs. Chicks dig the solo homer.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 14, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you put that in context? Because that seems pretty terrible. Is it as bad as it seems?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hmmm … context … let’s see. Not sure I can do that very coherently other than to say that it means the Dodgers are a slightly above average team.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT I THOUGHT WE SUCKED!1!1

So basically our pitching is so good our offense not being all that great isn’t the end of the world?

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, basically that is it. We won’t be favorites to win our division though, but should be close enough that winning it shouldn’t be a surprise. It should only be a three team race, unless the unexpected happens. The 2010 Padres say “hello” to that previous sentence.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll put it a more negative way and see if you agree with this:

If everything goes right for the Dodgers, they have a real shot at the postseason. Is that how you’d put it if you were a pessimist?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Or

if the preponderance of random variation including but not limited to the Dodgers, Giants, Rockies and to a lesser extent the Padres and Diamondbacks goes the Dodgers way then the Dodgers “have a real shot at the postseason.”

I figured the gin would help you read that sentence.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I dig your jive. And furthermore, I agree with it, to a point: I agree that the talent is there that this could be a postseason team.

The only question that I have left, then, is if the variations that will come in this coming season are, in fact, random, or if the Dodgers are constructed in such a way that they are bound to get more than the average number of bad bounces.

For example, Furcal. He is an important part of whatever offense we have left. But few people think he’ll play in anything approaching a full season. Is this random? Any team losing its leadoff man and starting shortstop for an extended period will suffer, but does Furcal’s specific risk make the Dodgers different? And that’s just one example… what about Lilly’s home runs? Garland’s arm? Kuroda’s age? Kemp’s Kemp-ness?

I might not have a leg to stand on here. I don’t know if the Dodgers really are constructed in such a way that they are more likely to suffer bad breaks than any other team. That’s my question.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I will answer that

next October! :)

In other words take another drink and keep drinking until you stop thinking about it.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Clink! and Thanks. The original comment in this thread is rec’d; good work.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that Reg pointed it out a few times last season

but Ethier’s walk offness from 2009 really came back and bit them in the ass in 2010.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm the guy

who thought until last night the Texans had a good chance to make the playoffs. Optimistim is what I do.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm more of a simpleton

I just want to know what you assumed for LF for the Dodgers.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

hehe. I put in Gibbons for now. Standing by to replace it with Hall if need be. This is all preliminary, but probably not much of a difference between the two. Just put in your standard 1 – 1.5 WAR player and the results shouldn’t vary much.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like the Sasha trade

which sent a Lakers draft pick to New Jersey (plus one pick from Houston to New Jersey as well), will pave the way for the Nets to trade for Carmelo Anthony. Should go down tomorrow.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 9:17 PM PST reply actions  

Big maybe applies here, as it hasn’t been widely reported yet.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

Another reason for DenverStiffs.com to hate the Lakers and all things LA.

by The Dude Abides on Dec 14, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

From SLC Dunk, the SB Nation Jazz blog:

Just spoke to @denverchannel’s news desk. He said the deal would send Favors, Troy Murphy, and picks to the Nuggets for Melo.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice score for Denver. That’s getting darn near top value for a guy that wanted to walk.

by Michael White on Dec 14, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But then Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo chimes in
Any report Denver and New Jersey have an agreement for a Melo deal is “completely and utterly false” one high-ranking team executive texts Y!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, aren’t the Nets changing the name to the Brooklyn New Yorkers?

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that really gonna be their new name?

I was gonna say “yeesh” but then thought of how they’re currently the “Nets” and shrugged.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They were gonna go for Brooklyn Leaders & Legends, but the Big Ten scooped them.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

But no one's copyrighted Brooklyn Hipsters yet!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The Brooklyn Fuckers.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad to have helped.

by oshea2002 on Dec 14, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That is funny stuff. “Maybe it doesn’t weigh anything. Did ya ever think of that?”

But really, I think the reaction shots are the funniest things in it.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Finished my first semester

with a single-question exam. The question was a 5 page fact pattern.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

Yep

From the same institution that granted a law degree to Jamie McCourt. Maybe one day I too can own half of the Dodgers with no money down.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize ITT Tech gave out JDs now.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. I actually visited there when I was looking at law schools back in ’05. Seemed like a cool place.

by oshea2002 on Dec 14, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it

the drive from DC, not so much

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

grats

I just submitted my final take home and good LORD was it a humbling experience.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I felt all right about it

I can’t wait to see everything I missed and screwed up. I should get the grades by February.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew that it wasn't going to be fun

when my father looked at my syllabus and emailed me back saying “WTF this shit looks really hard”

And that’s from someone who got his JD from USC. So. My brain hurts.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that can’t be good. I’m guessing it wasn’t sports law or something like that then.

by oshea2002 on Dec 14, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha no

I mean, it’s a theories of religion class, but even then you’re usually dealing with stuff that is a bit tangible like “regarding eschatology” or "sociology of religion’. But no, my professor is so insanely smart that his syllabi are intimidating.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Does it take into consideration all the MAJOR religions, or does it include the guy who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart, and the Church of the Rim of the World, too. What I’m asking, is: are you studying the beginnings of these religions, or how they transformed over the years?

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

In the scope of this course, no.

This course dealt with issues like the sacred, origins, the sacred vs the sovereign, mystery, fate, the Other…stuff like that. At some point I will have to take a course on the history of Religion in America and the History of Religion in general…so it might touch on stuff like that, but what you’re talking about would probably require a seminar.

It’s not really up my alley so I don’t think I’d learn about that in particular, but my roommate just took a class on Church and State and wrote a paper regarding Waco.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

When you do.....

Find out how that white salamander knew about Jesus Christ.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I just realized I don't know when my grades will be available

but I’d like everyone to know that I was able to send myself into a bit of a panic attack regarding grades. Yup. I’m that kid.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You do know you’re at the point where grades don’t matter, and you’re getting an A for just about any work you turn in right? Grad School should be renamed get fucking drunk and don’t care school.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Just out of curiosity, where did you go to graduate school?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

UCI for my credential and Masters in Teaching.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

If you wanted to get a PhD in education, would grades have mattered a bit more?

I ask this because everything I’ve experienced since August and all of the professors I’ve spoken to, both inside Vandy and at other institutions, have assured me that doing well (i.e. getting good grades) is kind of necessary to get into a good doctoral program. Now, obviously grades aren’t the be-all-end-all, but I can assure you that not everyone gets As in the program I am in. Not by far.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I can assure you that not everyone gets As in the program I am in. Not by far.

They must be sleeping with the wrong professors.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

While I’m not surprised this comment was made, I’m a little surprised to see who made it. :)

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I made it as a proxy for the usual crew who are probably watching TV at this time.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Busy watching Neptulon

get his ass kicked. Talk about anti climatic.

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by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was digging out boxes of Christmas tchotchkes from the garage.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going for the odd juxtaposition there.

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m saying that you’ll get good grades anyway because of how the grad system is set up. You work with professors and other grad students, and you’re eventually competing with them for a job in the field. But there’s no point to ‘give’ out bad grades.

But you’re right, I’m just speaking of my experiences so it likely is different from yours. But my experiences talking to other people in other PhD programs is that they’re worried about their dissertations and how much time they have to grade, not what their grades were.

Also, an PhD in education is generally easy to get. Its an requirement to become a Principal, and uh… Lets just say adjustments are made.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, but the B- I had in this film class two months ago kind of flies in the face of your assertion. There is a point to giving out bad grades…if a student doesn’t do well enough to deserve a good grade, why should they be rewarded for subpar effort?

This also is Divinity school, so the end game for everyone is slightly different. Some people are training to go into ministry, some into the academy, and some for different career choices entirely. We definitely aren’t going to be competing for the same jobs.

I guess I just don’t appreciate that my concern for doing well was belittled (despite feeling the same way), because I definitely do NOT feel that I could go and get drunk and not give a fuck and still do well. Whatever. I’m tired and wired and my back hurts.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Noted. Really, we obviously have different views about grad life.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you need it for a principal

None of my principals ever had one, but superintendants always did.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s like a credential you can get for administration, but the PhD and the Dr. title is both ego booster and a pay grade.

I’d say about half of the principals I seen had PhDs.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

zot

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 15, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much all grad schools requires a B curve. Yet, almost all the students get A’s. Its how the system is set up.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a professor tell us he usually has to resubmit his grades a few times because he turns them in with too many As

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I would almost get rid of grades altogether on the grad level. There’s very little chance of a guy or girl who couldn’t handle the workload being accepted into the school.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Fairly certain Harvard Div still has grades, though I’ll check with my friend there.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was just the law school that did it. And I think it makes a lot of sense, just do pass/fail if anything. The hard part is passing the bar.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that's true

the schools have different teleological ends.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

oooo

look at me I’m Maddz I use big words

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

:-p

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm in paper mode

my brain hasn’t calmed down yet. To be fair, I think that particular statement
was redundant and therefore stupid. :)

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Its only dumb

if the other people actually understand it well enough to know so.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to read St. Anselm once

many moons ago. I don’t remember much about him or his writings, but I know “teleological” applies to him somehow.

I have no point, but how often do you have a chance to drop in St. Anselm appropriately?

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by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

“teleos” means like, “ends” (as in the ends justify the means) in Greek. I think. My brain hurts. Anywhizzle, I have never read St. Anselm. I should do it over break. :)

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

He was assigned for the undergrad philosophy of religion (western) class I took as a third-quarter freshman. The prof said something like, “most students expect to get Augustin in this class, but everyone uses him, so I’m assigning Anselm.” I managed to B.S. my way into a A in that class. I probably followed Mr. F’s advice and used proper grammar and sentence construction throughout my essays.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The panic (college finals, grades etc…) stays with you until around the age of 35. I had nightmares about college courses until around that age when they finally started dying off. The most normal nightmare was going in for the final exam on a class I needed to graduate and not having gone to any of the lectures or read any of the class material for the whole semester.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't had that dream in a long time

however, I do frequently dream about tsunamis.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

I had that dream over and over again until just a few years ago. I am 36.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 14, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I have something like that

either high school or undergrad, and I forgot that I was taking creative writing. I think it’s based on me having to write 9 weeks worth of journal entries the night before they were due

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

for me

that dream is scarily realistic

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I stopped having that dream

after my daughter was born. I was almost 29.

What’s really disturbing is when you have that dream and you are going into the final exam in the nude.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm always nude in that dream

always

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s extra disturbing when you fly into the final in the nude.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Most annoying dreams:

1. The one where you’re driving your car and you have a car crash that is your fault.
2. The one where you’re naked for a test.
3. The one where you think you’re dreaming about the future.
4. The one where you keep on having accidents and hurting yourself.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I have never had 1. and 4.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I have 1 a couple of times per year. I wake up and I have to check my car just to make sure it didn’t happen.

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My most annoying dream

is being on/near some sort of ledge, and constantly falling down and being left dangling from it.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My most annoying dream is when The Ex comes up to me and professes his love for me and we spend the rest of the dream being a couple.

Then I wake up and am annoyed.

Tsunamis freak me out though.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

But does he embrace Billz?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 11:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think he knows who Billz is.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 11:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, different ex.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 11:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yes

Billz Hating Ex and I, while on good terms, know we aren’t compatible and thus I have closure. With The Ex it’s a whole different ballgame. Plus he likes the Cards.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Just to keep up, I’d need a list. But that’s probably a mite too personal.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 14, 2010 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I know; I just can’t keep up with these young’uns and their doings.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 15, 2010 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I once had a dream

where I didn’t punch a cat. I woke up in a cold sweat. What a nightmare.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 11:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hiyo!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually remember my dreams once I awaken

It only happens a few times a year, I think. And it’s been quite some time since I’ve had one of the recurring ones. Maybe age dulls the dreams too.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions  

k3vo knows all about dreams!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to my reality. I ALMOST missed my Final because I’ve been swamped with other stuff for other classes. Thankfully, my brain clicked.

by Julio Nievas on Dec 15, 2010 1:46 AM PST up reply actions  

She can join the cast of Jersey Shore.

by Xeifrank on Dec 14, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

the Nets play close to NYC, right?

So I doubt she’ll have to move very far.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 14, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Steiner Sports...

the sports memorabilia website, has some random crap. A few of my favorites:

Tim Hamulack Game Used Locker Room Nameplate

Danny Ardoin Game Used Bat

Greg Jones Game Used Batting Practice Jersey

Terry Tiffee Game Used Bat

plus a few more random ones. Also, all of these things cost at least $100!

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 14, 2010 9:59 PM PST reply actions  

Love that the Hamulack locker room nameplate is “game used.” Haha!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Hamulack

what could be worse than trading Edwin Jackson for Danys Baez?

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The Tim Hamulack & Jae Seo for Duaner Sanchez & Steve Schmoll trade might be the biggest meh trade of all time. :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Aww, Dammit

I just remembered I was thinking of Lance Carter. The guy who would take 8 run leads and turn them into save situations for Danys Baez to blow.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFY

All-Star Lance Carter :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

or

I just remembered I was thinking of Lance Carter. The guy who would take 8 run leads and turn them into save situations for Danys Baez to blows.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

comedy from a Giants fan to Keith law
RT @keithlaw: Um, sure. RT @Zeebs25: With the Yankees desperate for pitching ……Sanchez for Montero & Hughes a good return?

That proposal puts whatever wishes and delusions we dodger fans have come up with to great shame.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 14, 2010 10:00 PM PST reply actions  

Hughes might be better then sanchez

what a fool

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 14, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention the fact that the Yankees pitching is already thin which is why they would be trying to trade for a pitcher.

by prosellis on Dec 15, 2010 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Rickey Henderson had a 260-game stretch from late 1984 to late 1986 during which he scored 261 runs. More runs than games played.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

as opposed to the 1966 World Series, where the Dodgers scored 2 runs in 4 games.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet seven-year old Rickey could have scored a few that series.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That would have been a tough strike zone for a young Jim Palmer.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 14, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Arizona is about to sign Henry Blanco for Dioner Dinero, and are shopping in same thrift store as the Dodgers, eyeing Austin Kearns and Xavier Nady as a RHB LF.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 11:34 PM PST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

Dioner Dinero

Nice.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 14, 2010 11:47 PM PST up reply actions  

A surprise

Any thought that the Dodgers at the last moment might sign Beltre? Doubt it I know but it would be great.

by wineracquet on Dec 14, 2010 11:35 PM PST reply actions  

If the Dodgers sign Beltre, Andy Martino will cover spring training in a Speedo.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 11:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I would rather see a hot chick wear a speedo.

Where in the hell is that bet?

by Tripon on Dec 14, 2010 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s get Lady Hawk on the line!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 14, 2010 11:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

My stomach

feels like it’s mad at me for eating a pound of wings earlier. But I don’t care, they were the best. And I was the best. I was the champion. I need sleep

by Josie Becker on Dec 14, 2010 11:53 PM PST reply actions  

Oooh the wings

you, uh, rocked!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 15, 2010 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Happens to most of us.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 15, 2010 12:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Russell Martin took less guaranteed money from the Yankees

per Buster Olney:

Martin’s deal with the Yankees is for a $4 million base salary.

Could be more incentives with NYY, or perhaps they are more easily reachable than the Dodgers final offer ($4.2m + $1.5m in bonuses), but the fact remains that the guaranteed money is less.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 15, 2010 5:41 AM PST reply actions  

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