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Matt Kemp Follow Up Projections for 2010



David Young wrote up the 2010 Matt Kemp player profile which followed up with the question to our community, what are your expectations for Matt Kemp?

This is what Matt Kemp did:

28 Home Runs

19 Stolen Bases

.249/.310/.450 - Triple State Line (Average, OnBase, Slug%)

107 OPS+

As you can see from David's story NONE of the projections systems came close to Kemp, at the lowest end Marcel had him with a .838 OPS, at the high end Bill James had him at .873.

How did the community do?

Highest - Julio Nieves - 910, Skunkburner -.909, Eric Stephen - .908

Lowest - Michael White - .830, Matthewmafa .838, Phil Gurnee - .851

Just like the expert projection systems none of us expected Matt Kemp to take the dump he took. On April 15th I'd say we all felt we underbid our projections. BHSPORTSGUY pointed out near the end of last year that Matt Kemp actually performed at the low end of the 10% projection from Baseball Prospectus's Pecota system which does not happen very often when injuries are not involved.

Everyone from the experts to the community at large expected Matt Kemp to be a star in 2010. He was nothing close to a star, but stars have had blips before. Just for fun I took a look at players in the HOF or on the HOF ballot to see who had had trouble in their age 25 year old season. Was basically looking for outfielders who were age 25 who had long careers but had an OPS+ <= 110. Only three players showed up.

                                                                         
Player OPS+ PA Year Age AB 2B 3B HR SB CS BA OBP SLG OPS
Marquis Grissom 110 707 1992 25 653 39 6 14 78 13 .276 .322 .418 .741
Al Kaline 108 629 1960 25 551 29 4 15 19 4 .278 .354 .426 .781
Kirby Puckett 92 744 1985 25 691 29 13 4 21 12 .288 .330 .385 .715

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 12/29/2010.

Before you dis Grissom and his 110 OPS+, don't forget to calculate his 78 stolen bases with only 13 caught stealing.

Grissom isn't much of a match. He never had Kemps power so I'm going to throw him out.

Kaline's only bad season from age 19 - 37 came at age 25,  leading up to that season he had on OPS+ of 131. Safe to say Al Kaline was heads and tails shoulders a better player then Matt Kemp.

Kirby Puckett didn't became a major league regular until age 24 and simply wasn't any good until age 26, at which point he kicked his HOF career into high gear.

None of this really means anything, just thought it would be interesting to find out, but unfortunately it wasn't.

On the plus side Matt Kemp has had an OPS below .800 every even year and an OPS over .840 every odd year. I'm not great at math but my spider sense tells me that 2011 is an odd year.

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Also helped that his best year was as a Dodger

at age 35 when they finally let him just mash against LHP. .970 OPS that year against LHP.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/grissma02.shtml

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

One of the best Dodger games I have ever been to

was one where he made a game ending/saving catch over the center field wall and sent us home happy. I can’t remember if it was against the Red Sox or the Giants. I just remember Vin Scully’s voice in the halls as we departed saying “And Maaarquis Grissom saves the day for everybody….” I liked Grip for his whole career starting when he came up with the Expos. I liked Deshields too, which was his contemporary it seemed. I really liked those Expos teams for some reason and followed them. They were like the A’s of the early 90’s.

by Ian Capilouto on Dec 29, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I was always an Expo fan

from the first day of the franchise probably because they drafted Maury Wills, Bob Bailey, and Jim Fairy. Then we traded them Fairly for Wills / Mota. They had some great teams in the early 80’s and were probably the better team in 81 then we were.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/MON/1969.shtml

I’ll have to research how a 1st season franchise team ended up with someone like Rusty Staub on it, I don’t remember how they got him.

Research – simply a great trade by the Expos and now that I’ve looked it up I remember what a great back story. Without that trade the Mets are probably not the World Champions of 1969. Anyone know why?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I guessed right.

Don Clendenon refused to report to the Astros.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Quite a World Series for the old 1st baseman

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t guess the refuse to report part; I just had Clendenon right.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

How many guys are on an expansion team and refuse to get traded to an established team? No, I’d rather sit here in cold Montreal and lose 100 games. Not like the Astro’s were a bad team in 69 they had Morgan/Wynn/Dierker. Heck three of the four pitchers in the rotation had an ERA+ above 100.

Worked out for him though, so in hindsight it was a great decision.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You win, we lost

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Good luck tonight

Should be exciting the first every Blake versus LeBron game. With the Heat playing such great D will Blake get another double double? Might get alot of defensive rebounds.

After watching how good Blake is, I think if LeBron had picked LA and played SF the Clips would be Championship material even with DJ at center.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Clippers play the Jazz tonight.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh

Wonder why I felt it was the Heat. Rain must be putting me off my game:)

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

They are back in town next week. Are you going to that one?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

No

lost the draft on that one. Next year.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

or two weeks I guess. Man, that’s a solid 17 days in Los Angeles for the Clips. Nice

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

They will earn it

considering what they have to do in Feb. I think they have one home game all month.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an 11-game road trip before.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Split up by the All-Star Game

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

32 days without leaving California for the Clips, too!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Whooo Javier Vazquez effect.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 9:07 AM PST reply actions  

Best Christmas Movie ever?

Start naming movies, then rec the ones you like

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 9:20 AM PST reply actions  

The Shop Around the Corner

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

FYI

for those who like old movies, this is a great movie that doesn’t get much play. One of Jimmy Stewarts better efforts in a great career.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I love this movie!

One of my favorite holiday movies. I actually asked for this movie for Christmas. Have you seen In the Good Old Summertime, starring Judy Garland?

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

You've Got Mail

Was not a good updated version

by bhsportsguy on Dec 29, 2010 10:33 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Good movie. The remake was horrible.

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

are u referring to You’ve Got Mail?

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Has to be

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yogi’s First Christmas

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Is that a movie?

I don’t think it qualifies. Or Frosty the Snowman.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Frosty The Snowman

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha

Certainly best Christmas Action movie

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it has a case

for best Action movie ever.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of copy cats after it

that is for sure.
Best everyday man Hero – Check
Hot wife you’d die for – Check
Best villian you love to hate – Check
Best cop on the outside who believes in you – Check
Best quote ever – Check

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

for sure

On my DVD of it, they have a text commentary where the directors and producers talk about how many movies like it came out afterwards and how they often heard a developing movie was described as “Die Hard in a……” I remember one of them said he had an idea pitched to him as “Die Hard, in a building” lol.

There was also the thought that the more hostages you had, the better. Hence “Sudden Death” heh.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Yippie Kai Yay MotherFucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

this is definitely my fav

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

i am sending you

high five vibes

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

bawlin!

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

The Year Without A Santa Claus.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember the night

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone who hasn’t seen this movie should definitely do so ASAP

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Just watched that

last weekend for the first time. I loved the defense attorney at the beginning.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Ernest Saves Christmas.

FTW

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

“Air brakes. Heh heh heh heh.”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

YES!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Ernest

went from being a Carsalesman shill to a star and then dead in a very brief period of time. I forgot he was Slinky Dog in TS one and Two.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

KnoWhutImean

Vern?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Beverly Hillbillies

where he plays Jed, may be one of the worst movies ever made.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

awww

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by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

The REF

Hilarious. Dark but great. Denis Leary and Judy Davis FTW!

I’d also vote for Christmas STory, Shop Around the Corner, It’s A Wonderful Life (though I am so burned out on that movie), Charlie Brown Xmas (not a movie but yes it’s awesome). Newer, foreign one: Joyeux Noel.

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by underdog on Dec 29, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

My method to not get burned out on Its A Wonderful Life was to not watch it for 20 years or so, until last year. :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Hehe

Good advice. I always thought it interesting but I blame my sister for being obsessed by it and making us watch it every Xmas for a number of years. I finally put my foot down and am taking a long break…

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by underdog on Dec 29, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

What can I say, it was fun at the time.

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It had Graham in it.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha my friend’s dad worked on that!

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by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

nice. he had this sweet jacket from the movie, i was very jealous

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by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil

I think you mean “head & shoulders” rather than “heads and tails”

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

green

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

As a primate

you shouldn’t know anything about the latter either.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

You saying I don’t get any Tail?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

well, not just any tail

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

DUI Blues (ported from DT)

Had me a measure of rum, now my nose and mouth are numb,
Hell, yeah, ain’t life grand.

I was pulled over by Smokey, now I’m headed toward the pokey,
Hell, yeah, ain’t life grand.

I had too much to drink, now I’m sitting in the klink,
Hell, yeah, ain’t life grand.

I had me one black cow, now I’m stuck in the hoosegow,
Hell, yeah, ain’t life grand.

Was cold, pulled on my Snuggie, now my cellmate wants to hug me,
Hell, yeah, ain’t life grand.

Had me a gin and tonic, now my bracelet’s electronic,
Hell, yeah, ain’t life grand.

Wrecked car still in the ditch, gotta walk — sonofabitch!!
Hell, yeah, ain’t life grand.

Community service in a vest of orange, my wife says it ’s the end of the marriage.
Hell yeah, ain’t life grand.

(hound dog howling mournfully in the background) Hell, yeah, ain’t life grand.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Dec 29, 2010 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

for christmas

I got a Dodgers sweatshirt from my brother! And my brother in laws boo-ed me as I was trying it on, and I got called a traitor. Hehe. Christmas with the family.

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

sounds like Maddz

she got something like $100 from her giant fan Grandpappy to not mention the Dodgers around him.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

sweet!

I’d take the $100 too.

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Good luck

With the new job!

by bhsportsguy on Dec 29, 2010 10:28 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

thank you!

i start on Monday. I’m excited, but nervous. I’ve been removed from the firm environment for almost 2 years now. . . so, definitely nervous about how to handle office politics, forming relationships, and to make a good lasting impression… etc.

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it. Ignore everybody and just sit on TBLA all day.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

ya…and billing. and work life balance.

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Seemed like

You worked a lot at the Courthouse. Having worked in my share of firms over the years, I would just accept lunch invites from your new co-workers, they will fill you in on the scene.

Are you a contract or associate lawyer?

by bhsportsguy on Dec 29, 2010 10:46 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

an associate lawyer.

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Seems like to little money to be bought into silence

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

If I’m grandpa I’m taking every moment to talk smack around her.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd have made it interesting

$100 to not talk about the Dodgers, if you break the contract you owe me $200 and yes I’d talk smack all day until she folded, and with Maddz I’d guess about 45 minutes would do it. Not that I know her but I have an idea that keeping an opinion to herself is not one of her strong suits.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, sounds about right. On the other hand, I can’t think of anything worse for a grad student than losing a 100 dollar bet.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

nah, I love my grandpa. He’s been a Giants fan forever so he can have this one. I’m the only person in the family that can talk half-way intelligently about baseball, so he likes to talk to me about SF’s starting rotation. He’s a big MadBum fan.

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by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

$200 :D

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

ok completely off the wall question.

I moved to Chicago and the guy I moved in with has a cat. The cat is young and really cool. He is playful and all that. So I work a lot at my job and my roommate has been gone now for weeks and I have been left in charge of the cat. I feel bad for the cat because he is left alone all day. Usually when I leave for work he tries to make a break for it outside, but today he didn’t. It is like his spirit is being broken. This is sad to me. Is there any way to walk a cat with a leash? Any ideas? It is the big city so I can’t just let my roommates cat out. Will I look like a weirdo walking a cat on a leash? This is a serious inquiry by the way.

by Ian Capilouto on Dec 29, 2010 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

Get one of those harness-y things and walking him outside shouldn’t be a problem.

Catnip/toys may help too

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Not ever

Owning a cat, all I can say is that I think cats need diversions at home but from what I know, inside cats should remain inside

by bhsportsguy on Dec 29, 2010 10:31 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

If you try walking the cat he’ll be openly hostile to you and only pretend to care about you when you have food.

So, really, nothing will go wrong.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Cool thanks for the info. I guess I should look for a harness type thing then.

I just wasn’t sure if a cat would flip out if it was on a leash. I don’t really care about looking like a weirdo. Just wondering how common cat walking is.

by Ian Capilouto on Dec 29, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the cat

some cats hate leashes and will fight it like crazy, others will make do, but yes you will look silly walking a cat on a leash. Get him a scooba for company.

I’ve put them outside on leashes in my yard, but never walked them around a block.
 

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

To much

and they don’t appear to be very good compared to the Roomba. However cats seems to be frightened of the Roomba.

If it is a young cat I’d actually invest in a good cat tree and put it near a window if you have one.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Well he has cat toys and a scratching post thing.

I am just going to try buying a harness tonight and walk him. If he likes it, than cool, if not, at least I tried and my roommate can get back and give his cat some attention.

by Ian Capilouto on Dec 29, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

you could also play with him, too. I find that if I wrap my arm up in a sweatshirt sleeve or something, I can play with my cat (he kicks me with his hind legs and stuff, but it doesn’t really hurt). Or get some newspaper, tear off a strip, and go to town.

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by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I play with him

I just feel like he gets nuts because he is alone for 10 hours a day and he really seems interested in wanting to go outside. So if I get a harness and leash, he can check outside and freeze for a minute.

by Ian Capilouto on Dec 29, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You could also take it to Coyote World amusement park

That would give it a renewed appreciation of home.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to walk my cat when I lived in Venice Beach

(I kid you not!) But it helps if they get started on that concept when very young. harder to get them to go along with it when an older cat. Is the backyard fenced in and secure? Why not let him out for a bit at least during the day, under supervision. When they can run around a bit they will be less depressed. You can also get a toy like a laser beam thing or a catnip mouse or something to interact with them at night so they can get some play in.

And if you’re not against it give him a lap to sit on when you’re home, too.

Play, outside time, catnip, a lap. That’s all he needs.

your roomie sounds kinda neglectful about him.

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by underdog on Dec 29, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the tips!

That helps. The only problem is I live in an apartment on a busy street. I play with him and let him lay around on me, I don’t mind that. I just feel like he really wants to go outside and if he at least can go out a little bit on a leash, he won’t feel depressed. So if he gets to walk outside in the snow for 20 minutes he might appreciate sitting all day. It is one of those things where I feel I wil eventually end up with this guys cat. But hey, the cat is young so maybe he can learn to walk on a leash a bit.

by Ian Capilouto on Dec 29, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I forgot you had to deal with the inclement weather right now too

There’s only so much you can do til his owner comes back. But some indoor playing is a good thing, make him get tired out from that, give him a lap to sit on if he wants, and he’ll be ok.

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by underdog on Dec 29, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

used to tie my grandma’s cat to a 30 foot leash to the clothesline so he could go back and forth and move around a lot. He ended up hanging out under the bushes too much. sucked for him when a cat would come in the yard that was obviously not tethered…..

by delias man on Dec 29, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

People put their children on leashes...

if you care that much about the cat, then who cares if u look like a weirdo by walking it on a leash? Aside from that, I’ve seen people walk cats on leashes, and i think it’s cute.

i think a cat leash is different than a dog leash, in that it goes on the body, not one that goes on the collar.

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 10:29 AM PST reply actions  

Right

it has to be harness type. Not so much looking silly but walking a cat simply isn’t very productive. They will probably not move, then run, then get frustrated.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I would never put my kid on a leash. Every one tells me that black people get a hell of a laugh at white people who do that.

by delias man on Dec 29, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

As a stay at home dad of a crazy ass 3 year old and a 10 month old

Nothing makes me cringe as much as seeing a kid on a leash. I always think, at home is the kid in a crate?

by Jason Ungar on Dec 29, 2010 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

Well, people walk cats and dogs on leashes...

And they (usually) aren’t in crates.

Chad Billingsley: The Man With the Golden Thighs

by Corncake on Dec 29, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

well that’s true..I still cringe though. I see so much over protection and laziness out there and that seems to be the intersection of the two. But to each his own. I only care for a second, laugh a little and then move on.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 29, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

60 minutes did a report on crate children. They were reported to have very wooden reflexes, combined with a John Wooden view of life.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Leashes are useless

if the kid knows whats up. Me and my brother never had a problem getting out of them or simply getting away. Really all you need is a running start when they aren’t paying attention.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 29, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

You are the first person

who I’ve ever met who was ever on a leash.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

This should surprise everyone: I was never leashed.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

To bad

it would have been fun to say “Unleash the Maddz”

like Clash of the Titans

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you think being on a leash as a kid has had any lingering psychological effects? :)

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

different pet names for your significant other

honey, and sweeheart then become Mistress/Master. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Anybody going to the Rose Parade this year?

I’ve lived within 2 miles of it for the last 18 years and still haven’t seen it. I do enjoy the fighter plane fly overs since they circle over my house before the parade starts.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

It sucks in person in my opinion.

Maybe because I was hungover and it was drizzling and I had to take a wiz. The Stealth Bomber was cool though.

by Ian Capilouto on Dec 29, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Trying to get tickets as I write this.

found out my wife had some cousins who were season ticket TCU holders and decided at the last minute to watch the game, so we are trying to get them tickets. Not easy, pricey buggers if you don’t want to camp out. I’ve sat on the street and I’ve sat in the grandstands. Both have the plusses and minuses but since my wife will not camp out, it is the grandstands for us this year.

I’ve always enjoyed it.

If I lived two miles away I’d be there every Jan 1st.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I live less than a half mile away

so I’ll probably be walking up at around 8:30, which is when it should get to Marengo

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 29, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm parking at Brandons:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. My son’s in it.

I lived in So Cal my entier life without going to, or wanting to go to, the Rose Parade. 6 years ago my kid’s high school band was in it, and my 3 girls marched (2 in color guard, 1 drummer). Then last year they made it again and my son (drummer) was in it. So I figured I was done. But then the folks doing the opening ceremony called the high school and asked if they could have our drumline and colorguard join them. So I have get to haul my ass up there pre-dawn and watch again.

I will say, however, as much as I dislike parades and the crowds there, seeing my kids march in it has been special twice and I’m sure it will be again this year. Consider me one proud papa.

by KellyStephen on Dec 29, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Meeting with Ice-Breaker exercise

Stand up and say something you have never done, if others have not done it, they stand up too.

Mine: “I have never heard a single lyric of a Justin Bieber song” Two stood up with me. The rest looked on in envy (not really but I did get a few “consider yourself lucky” lines)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 11:20 AM PST reply actions  

i didn’t know what justin beiber looked like until he did that WS commercial this year.

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

At Christmas I asked my girlfriend’s beautiful and smart 7 year old niece what Santa brought her.
The first thing out of her mouth was… "A Justin Bieber poster… "
Therefore I can’t be anti-Justin Bieber even if I wanted to.

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Having a violent opinion on Justin Beiber is like having a violent opinion on some Disney Channel show, it’s not for you.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not really all anti-Beiber myself

it’s just funny to me that him being such a media darling right now, I can say I have never heard his music.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I can hear Vin now...

and why do I always hear his voice when on this blog??

“And for the Justin Bieber marching and chowder society…!”

What is a marching and chowder society anyway? Ha, does it really matter?

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

not when Vin says it!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, with the right company I can watch Sesame Street……..

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Though I’d probably draw the line on Barney

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

OHHHHHH BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHH.

There, ruined for life.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

doesn't count

i’m still free. I’m sure my streak will end some day, and I’ll do a lap around the field when it does.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal says A's are out on Beltre

is Ned ironing his swooping cape? (not likely, but I wanted to put that image in everyone’s head, it makes me laugh.)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

The Cape

It would be wonderful if this is happening. A’s are in need of a 3rd base, perhaps we could trade Blake if we got Beltre for one of their outfielders. One can only dream.

by wineracquet on Dec 29, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

well they do currently

have Kouzmanoff, and he’s younger so why trade for an aging 3rd baseman?

That “The Cape” show looks interesting.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Normally I'd agree but...

Because Blake is still better than Kouzmanoff? That said, I doubt the A’s would do it.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 29, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Kouzmanoff and Blake are pretty similar at this point, both gonna make five million, both had a WAR about 2.8 last year, but Kouz is younger.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we looking at a Gwynn/Gamer platoon in left?

by silverwidow on Dec 29, 2010 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

That would be funny if

Carroll gets in the lineup as our LF. Not in a funny way that makes you laugh.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

you'll laugh

if only because the world has gone MAD!!!! STARK RAVING MAD!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What good is cooking a beautiful woman breakfast if she doesn’t do the dishes?

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Bragging?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe a little

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Builds character?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

but dishes suck. I’ll do any other chore before I do the dishes.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you live with your parents?

Who’s the beautiful woman? Is she related to you?

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. - . No.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

was breakfast at her place or yours?

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

mine.

Madde us both egg sandwiches.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

My parents are worse than bachelors — we have like 5 different bags of nuts. Almonds, pecans, peanuts…if I have to wake up once more to my mom making a joke about being “nutty” before 8 am, I am going to…be more than mildly upset.

Also, we have no food in the house. :(

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Nuts aren’t food?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well…they are…but that’s about it. That and two different kinds of rice in mass quantities.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

rice and nuts? That should get you through the apocalypse

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 29, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Legit question

this has the smell of a Seinfeld episode. She was everything I ever dreamed of but dammit she made me do the dishes.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

ha, it totally does sound like Seinfeld.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Then maybe

you should sleep with an ugly woman and make her breakfeast, she would surely do the dishes.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And that’s why it builds character.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

fair enough

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 29, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Not so good compared to a beautiful woman who cooks the breakfast and offers to help wash dishes too……. Trust me, such a thing does exist.

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Rule says that you have to be the one that makes the omelet, sorry bro.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They are always changing

no point in learning them.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

“They” being women everywhere.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, because our need to listened to and taken seriously is totally ever shifting

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just talking about breakfast.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

how do breakfast preferences change?!

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knew what a fritata was years ago?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

the hell is a fritata?

You get OJ with wheat bread, mayo, pepper, kraft single and 2 eggs in the GScott house.

Otherwise, I have some almonds for you.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I already have almonds at my house, so I’m not interested.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, you’ve gotta get some better cheese. Step up the game son.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What he said.

Kraft = I don’t see this going to far.

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Definite weakness

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I made myself breakfast yesterday. I added goat cheese to my eggs. I’m still not sure how I feel about it.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Humboldt Fog is da bomb.

by kinbote on Dec 29, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

what is: cheese or weed strain, alex?

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Expensive goat cheese.

by kinbote on Dec 29, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If I’m making her breakfast, it was a pretty good night, so the cheese doesn’t matter as much.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey it could be one of those mystery things that kills you in the morning. Great night, but then they notice you’ve got The Postman on DVD in the morning, and suddenly things go wrong for reasons you’ll never figure out.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a great American classic! I will not have you speaking ill of The Postman!

:)

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Read the book that it was based on,

Then try sitting through that…………………..Thing!

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I found that book mostly on accident

Didn’t even realize the movie was based on a book. As it turned out, it really wasn’t :D

+1 on the book being awesome too. David Brin is great if you enjoy heavily technical sci-fi.

by EMDarrow on Dec 30, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

what’s wrong with french toast?

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hawaiian french toast with bananas at the Koffee Kart?

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

delicious!

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

a man who can make good pancakes is not common.

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Nor is a woman

in todays world I’ve met more men who can cook then woman.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This

I make good pancakes.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I can cook! I’m awesome!

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll need this to be proven before I can believe it.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

TBLA Potluck night at Reg’s place!

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitcher house!

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Reg can cook. I like to tease him about not cooking chicken due to excitement caused by mango salsa but he can cook

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If it ever happens

Maddz needs to put some almonds on a slice of kraft cheese for his breakfeast.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

"If"

Was last week.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if we even have kraft singles in my house

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Now I want brie. :(

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

….no.

haha :)

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he was making fun of my cooking skills. You know, to go along with my sweatpants

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

if i lived with you

I would throw out all your sweats when you went to class.

by delias man on Dec 29, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Then I would have no pants. This would be problematic.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have one. I think.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

to slice with a knife

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

cut

1. vagina
2. car
3. slice
4. muscular

by delias man on Dec 29, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m totally cut! /flex

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

to cut with the edge of her satire as she stands sweatpantless

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

most likely with cold legs and a sad

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i admit it...

i burned the garlic bread in addition to burning myself on the oven.

But I do wash the dishes, and make great grilled cheese sandwiches!

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That stuff works too, but breakfast evolves.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I know,

I tried Cap’n crunch for the first time in years and could not finish the bowl.

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Shredded your palette didn’t it?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

so painful yet so good

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

now I have a craving for a shredded palette.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And tasted like plastic.

I think I now know what happened to the old styrofome burger containers that did not get converted into animal feed.

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel this way about Shredded Wheat.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, because our need to listened to and taken seriously is totally ever shifting
if I’m still around by breakfast time, that means I will probably have to make awkward small talk and that + hangover = terrible

Nuff said

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT I SAID

if I’m still around by breakfast time, that means I will probably have to make awkward small talk and that + hangover = terrible

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Guy is on the hook for breakfast in the morning. Woman has the option to decline.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Good parts of working in a small company

Someone brought soup today for everyone.
Plus Rolls
Smart, they separated the noodles so they would not get soggy. Sausage, tomatoes, onions, beans, carrots. Man this is good.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

Bragging?

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds delicious.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Question: Can you really learn about hitting at Albuquerque?

Or is it just a place to stash Sands and Robinson for a year?

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Sure. It’s not like they’re facing wiffle ball pitchers.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You can learn that hitting baseballs really far is awesome.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

closest thing to MLB pitching

they’ll face before the show.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

like Dana Eveland and Josh Towers.

I guess it really depends on how each team is run.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

well they'll be on the Topes too

so it’s not like they’ll be facing them, but yeah I get your point. But not all the AAA pitchers are retreads hoping to get back in. Some are the hot prospects waiting for their chance.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus they will need all the

help they can get scoring runs with the above pitchers named.

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that is a legit question.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

well I avg about 225 off the tee in Golf and hit a 400 yard bomb playing a round there on vacation once with my dad. 300 in the air prob and 100 yards of roll since it was fucking freezing out. snowy like. We were like the priest in Caddyshack, the only two on the course. No lightning thous so we survived.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 29, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to self

Take golf vacation in Albequerque.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Note to Michael White

book the entire weekend for golf. The whole “Land of Enchantment” bullshit is a lie.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

joking aside I can’t recall one of the places we played but it was between ALB and Santa Fe on an Indian Reservation and it was so beautiful. so awesome. just this course careved outta red clay rock etc..i’ll try and figure out the name for you.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 29, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like the fantasy course on Tiger Woods 08

by delias man on Dec 29, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

One or both of them will start the year in Chattanooga.

The AAA outfield will feature guys like Hoffmann, Oeltjen and Anthony Jackson.

by silverwidow on Dec 29, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

YESSSSSSS

I am so going to bug them!

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

My guess is Sands starts in AA, Trayvon in AAA.

Ned will be excited to see Trayvon’s enhanced slugging percentage and OPS so he can trade him for the best middle reliever on the market when we are 6 games out in July.

by BFDC on Dec 29, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Phil would say that that is Trayvon’s real value.

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil would not

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

huh,, so you do think Robinson is a starter?

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't know

but I’d never trade a possible positional starter for a relief pitcher. I’m of the belief you can turn anyone into a relief pitcher and would never trade anyone of consequence for one.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

and you say

you’d make a horrible GM? :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sands can play DH/1B at AAA.

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

AAA rotation

Ely – “ace”
Monk
Eveland
Antonini
Link???

by silverwidow on Dec 29, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure why Link would start. Probably someone like Tim Corcoran will fill in the back of that rotation.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They were using him as a starter in the AFL, but I guess that was just for innings.

by silverwidow on Dec 29, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought

That both Eveland and Antonini were both lefties. Wouldn’t they get split?

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I expect more NRI's this January

who will fill up that rotation.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Fourth bowl of soup

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 29, 2010 12:56 PM PST reply actions  

My sister made turkey noodle soup on December 26, using stock from the two turkeys she made on Christmas Eve. It was wonderful.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

that sounds like such a great idea

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Here?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I am so hungry now.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

now see, if you were a guy

we could ask if that made you, the PHO KING!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, that would be pho king awesome!

by DodgerSF on Dec 29, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it sofa king would!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

i totally need to get pho now.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Listening to the glee in Bill Simmons’ voice talking about the Lakers demise on his latest podcast makes me want to re-listen to his podcast from two years ago when he had Steve Kerr on, trying to convince Kerr the Celtics were a lock to break the Bulls’ 72-win record.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 1:04 PM PST reply actions  

Major sports columnist has no problem with casual sexism? Shocking.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the link

reading it now.

Bronx Banter is still top notch I see.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I see that neither

you nor Jon had ever heard of Simmons. I find that rather shocking actually. I mean, he’s got his annoying schtick and the article you linked was certainly off-putting but he’s probably the most well known guy at what he does.

I’ve definitely noticed the sexism before but reading all those passages in one place was a lot.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, my mother even knows who Bill is. He’s hard to miss.

by oshea2002 on Dec 29, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Wolf and Hudson were the only FA arb cases.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 29, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

guess I should repharse

how many were eligible last offseason?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Off the top of my head

Broxton
Ethier
Kemp
Billingsley
Kuo
Repko
Sherrill

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew it was a large number
I ask because two teams in the NL West have 7 this year, giants and Padres. Angels have 8. Still think they end up trading Napoli

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

and

thank you, all of you

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And we settled with Repko then later released him? Is that right?

by kinbote on Dec 29, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

team only paid about 25% of that due to the rules of how arb works.

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny thing is

He’d be a contender for the LF job if we had him!

by kinbote on Dec 29, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds about right.

by kinbote on Dec 29, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

At least he didn’t sell his trophies.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

or his jersey

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

that is beyond ridiculous

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to see that now.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And of course it’s set in Nashville. Figures.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing the wardrobe department was fully stocked with sweatpants.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Harmony Korine is one effed up filmmaker.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 29, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This doesn’t star Courtney Cox?

Outrageous!

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

someone should tell him you’re supposed to sell your nudie pics, not the other way around

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Jenn Sterger

did not want a piece of Graybush

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The punishment

was for not cooperating with the investigation. They told him if he had admitted it, the fine would have been larger.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

so the fine for the crotch pics hasn’t been laid down yet?

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Over at Minor League Ball

John Sickels has his preliminary list of Dodger prospects out. This is just a list of 37; the top 20 rankings will likely come tomorrow.

There was a discussion yesterday as well.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

The list for the Dodgers by Kevin Goldstein and B-Pro is next as well.

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I just saw a Horned Frog fan outside.

by silverwidow on Dec 29, 2010 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

I pass a wisconsin ‘motorcade’ every morning on the way to century city.. they have cop motorcycles with the ‘w’ logo on front dirivng with some luxury sedan.. have no idea where they are going..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 29, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be glad when bowl season is over. These games suck

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the National Championship will be an awesome game.

by silverwidow on Dec 29, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t really watched any yet. Been at work.

Looking forward to the Rose Bowl, national chamiponship and Sugar Bowl.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

i remember when Nebraska played Miami in the Rose Bowl, if you were a grass field in the city of Pasadena, you had a Nebraska camper parked on your grass field

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Should be a sea of red

by Friday

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Bagwell on steroids: http://es.pn/eMveR1

“He’s denying taking roids, well those sound like the words of a man who used roids to me”

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

and Camanitti and Gonzalez and Biggo
No way those guys did stuff like that?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 29, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone who played in the 90s probably did roids, and they ranged from tiny shitty players to Barry. Once you get to the “guess who did roids and keep them out of the hall” game it gets dumb.

Basically, if you say no to any non confirmed roids user, but yes to Griffey, you’re being terrible.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

But but but

GRiffey had that dinner and told bonds he didn’t want to do steroids!

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 29, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Just catching up on this

It is beyond me how a man can take down those quotes from Bagwell and then write the “writer’s note” that he wrote.

You all know all this, but: I suppose that one of the stories of the steroid era is the don’t-ask-don’t-tell policy, in which baseball officials looked the other way as ballplayers doped for a decade, so sure, perhaps some skepticism is in order. That said, that skepticism can’t exist in a vacuum, and this comes off as one more writer up on his high horse, making blind accusations with no evidence, ignoring the huge implications of — as Reg says above — the reasons why it is probable that the vast majority of players used steroids.

Still, if Bagwell does not make the Hall, I find this line of reasoning entertaining:

1. Once upon a time, Bagwell’s numbers would have been good enough
2. But the steroid era forces us to re-evaluate those numbers
3. And that said, we don’t want to put steroid users in the Hall
4. We have no evidence that Bagwell used steroids during this period, but a lot of players did, and he hit a lot of home runs
5. Therefore, we will assume that Bagwell used steroids, and the fact that (a) he probably used steroids and (b) didn’t hit quite as well as some other guys who also definitely used steroids, we will keep him out of the Hall.

I love that.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 29, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Things that are not difficult

Remembering not to post pictures of naked women.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

No problem...

So you have deleted the little conversation too??

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble

Tres bien ensemble

by silverwidow on Dec 29, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Josie et Silverwidow ecrivent correctement le français… Pourtant ce n’est pas la langue la plus facile a ecrire…

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Il était une exigence secondaire de langue, si je fais des erreurs

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ce n'est pas tres grave si tu fais des erreurs Josie, moi aussi j'en fais lorsque j'ecris en anglais

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Alors, qui pensez-vous va gagner la Ligue 1 cette année?

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Cette saison est la plus homogène depuis des années, il n’y a pas vraiment d’équipes qui se dégagent car les 10 premiers ne sont séparés que de 5 points.

Cependant, 4 ou 5 équipes sont plus fortes que les autres au regard de leur effectif:

Lille
Paris Saint Germain
Marseille
Lyon
Rennes

Meme si Rennes manque d’attaquants du au départ de Gyan à Sunderland.

On en saura plus à partir de la 27ème ou 28ème journée.

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Paris Saint-Germain sont mes préférés. Allez PSG! Cela a été amusant, j’ai besoin de courir, mais j’espère que nous pourrons discuter à nouveau bientôt!

P.S. J’avais l’habitude de travailler dans une boulangerie française, donc je enracinée pour la France dans le dernier championnat Euro. J’ai dû regarder les matchs dans un café italien. Ils m’ont donné beaucoup de mal.

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, ça fait plaisir d'avoir une supportrice du Paris Saint Germain

Tu as du t’apercevoir de la culture du “soccer” en France par rapport aux américains. Quelles sont les différences entre les deux pays? (si il y en a bien sur)?

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Les fans de football américain, soit veux être comme l’Angleterre, ou si vous voulez être comme le Mexique. Ce n’est pas aussi simple que cela, mais ce sont les deux types de fans que je vois. Les fans de football français me rappellent les fans de football anglais, très passionné et vocales. Américains ne sont pas encore là.

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

C’est normal que les américains ne sont pas encore au niveau des européens mais on sent une vraie passion grandissante autour du soccer

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean??

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t want to get in trouble.

by delias man on Dec 29, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s joking, but so there’s no confusion, cartoons of naked women is also not allowed.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Il veut savoir si caricatures nus sont d’accord

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Il est regrettable avoir quelqu’un qui peut couper à travers vos conneries

or

It’s unfortunate having someone who can cut through your bullshit

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Why Americans are all Puritans? Is it for cultural reasons, mentality?

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s obviously not about being a “puritan.” I was not personally offended by the image even if I’m apparently the one who had the strongest reaction to it.

It’s about me not wanting to get fired.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course I understand Micheal

My question wasn’t concerned TBLA, but in your society…

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a different ballgame that may never be answered correctly though I’m sure some brilliant people are talking about it as we speak.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got a theory about America’s obsession with a pastoral lifestyle and how that’s kept us bound to social rules that we adopted from England, France and the like back in the Victorian age, but they (europe) have since moved on from…but the theory is still half baked and only bar conversation

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

On that note,

Who’s going to the Bar meet up on NYE?

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If we are talking about the site

that is not my call nor concern.

If we are talking about American society vs. Western Europe, I would say the biggest difference is that America is more religious than Europe, certainly more people identify themselves that way here in the U.S.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 29, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what i'm talking about...

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Things Dodger fans are very very defensive about

1. In by 3rd out by 7th
2. Vin Scully criticism
3.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

3. No Dodger fans really know baseball

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s just at this point repeating that phrase shows a commitment to repeating things and not a commitment to knowing things. LA has the worst traffic in the country, we get it, it’s hilarious, move on.

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Mitch Williams

had a front row seat to many a ball game in Los Angeles. So your saying he’s just repeating the mantra and not using his own 10 years of experience?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

20k people could leave some of those games and still have more people there then in the Vet.

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of attendance, name the top 3 MLB stadiums for attendance in the 1990’s.

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wild guess

Dodger
Oakland Coliseum
Astrodome

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

90’s?

Dodger Stadium
Coors Field
Yankee Stadium

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

SkyDome 31,474,151
Dodger Stadium 29,735,026
Camden Yards 27,321,449

http://www.ballparksofbaseball.com/1990-99attendance.htm

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball was happening in Camden and Toronto

in the 90’s.

Winning matters.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think at no time

has the Oakland franchise been in the top attendance.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Without having looked it up, I was thinking the Coliseum’s capacity was just enormous.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Bash Brothers!

That was the 90s right? Maybe it was the 80s.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

It is

I just don’t remember them ever drawing big crowds even when they were the dominant AL team in the early 70’s but I could be wrong.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodger Stadium by far the attendance leader of the 70’s,
http://www.ballparksofbaseball.com/1970-79attendance.htm

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers and Reds dominated that decade in the NL.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

DS has been baseball’s shinning beacon for as long as it’s been standing, from what I remember

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Did the Reds

Change ballparks in the middle of the 1970 season? Because there is attendance numbers in 1970 for Riverfront Stadium and Crosley Field

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds right

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

still, even when Oakland was winning in the 70s they had days of 700 people in attendance

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The attendance

figures of the 1960’s early 70’s made me wonder how some franchises survived.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure moving into county funded stadiums helped a ton of teams make black, but also hurt their attendance at the same time

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

And we all watch an awful lot of Dodgers road games on TV….sure seems like fans leave early at other ballparks too.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m say either he’s never had that same seat to a game in San Francisco, he’s always had priority parking and has never had to wait an hour between the Dodger Stadium exit on the freeway and reaching the turnstile, or he doesn’t bring two kids to the game who fall asleep by the sixth.

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

All of the comments seem to be missing the point

I’ve no doubt that many fans arrive in the 3rd and leave in the 7th, but from my 40 years of perspective they are not the same fans. Meaning if you arrived late you stay later, if you arrived early and have kids you leave earlier. There is the exception of business fans who I’ve seen arrive late and leave after a few innings because face they only got the tickets from someone in the company and are not Dodger fans.

I will say that no Dodger fan, meaning someone who follows the team has ever only stayed four innings at a game unless he had to leave for family reasons.

This happens with every stadium, but maybe more so with LA because 40,000 – 50,000 fans are at the game and it is harder getting in and out with that many fans. The fans in Pitt have no problem getting in and out when your only dealing with 15,000 – 25,000 a game.

Anyway Mitch didn’t say that ONLY Dodger fans did this, simply that they did.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What a god awful fractured comment

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

4. Dodger Dogs (I don’t get it, but many fans love them)

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I love them because they’re at Dodger Stadium but wouldn’t defend them as an example of a good hot dog.

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

This

as anyone can attest who has actually purchased them and then grilled them.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

5. Dodger Stadium.

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a good one.

But as me and marty can attest, that isn’t universal while I don’t think there’s any Dodger fan who would tolerate someone bashing vin scully or who finds humor in the in by 3rd out by 7th thing.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

True

but if some bozo starts degrading Dodger Stadium who is not one of us, don’t even you get defensive about it even if you think a Downtown Stadium makes more sense for everyone?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I probably would.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought so

it is like you and I dissing all the problems with Matt Kemp and then some bozo fan telling us that Matt Kemp is an idiot, we’d jump on him even if what he said had some truth behind it.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think that we would need to jump on him.

If he is at DS so bleacher creacher will take care of that for us. If they bring that weak sauce hear, he faces eric’s mighty “BAN HAMMER”!

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

6. Beach Balls. As in we’re not all idiots bringing them in.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 4:29 PM PST reply actions  

Reply fail

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I would classify beach ball as a completely divisive issue. A ton of people love them. Many of us hate them.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I would hope that most people who like them are 12 years old or below.

They don’t bother me but I definitely don’t like them or want them. I am much more annoyed by the wave, especially when our team is in the field or it’s a close game. My dad for years tried to convince people in our section not to participate in the wave at least when our team was pitching but it never worked.

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No way man. I see way older people than that going bat shit for those stupid balls.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to

despise the beach ball, but I’ve been won over because so many of the 12 and under crowd really enjoy them. I just wish they didn’t do the beach balls during game play but only brought them out between innings and then tucked them away when the batter steps in.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Continuing

I think if the Dodgers embraced that scenario and instead of making their ushers look like idiots trying to chase down beach balls but educated the attendance that they could indulge in the beach balls during inning breaks and to please hold them during play, that would work.

I mean how often have the fans been asked to behave and they didn’t?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, absolutely hate the wave. Was fun one time 20 years ago or whenever it started.
Beach balls I find mildly amusing- a kind of symbol of LA & so Cal

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the only people who like them are those who go to one game a year for fun. Not cause they like baseball. But I could be wrong. And kids..

by Jason Ungar on Dec 29, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I really like the Tampa Bay Buccanneers triplets:

Josh Freeman
LeGarrette Blount
Mike Williams

All 23 or younger. Once they tighten up their defense, this will be an terrific team. They’ll start pushing ATL and NO next year.

by silverwidow on Dec 29, 2010 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

That division is pretty stacked actually.

by LA Taco on Dec 29, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming Carolina improves their young core

You’re absolutely right.

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 29, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

3 good teams in the NFL

makes a stacked division.

"The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late."

by nolander on Dec 29, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm happy

I have no idea who that is.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Good for him, and good for his brain. Did not want to see him get knocked out by Matt Hamill or someone.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

finally says it

maybe he’ll be the third commentator with Goldberg and Rogan like Coutoure was a while back. Though I have no idea how he’d do in that role, he always seemed kinda low key in interviews.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Think the dudes brain is too scrambled for that. Most of his job is probably gonna be signing autographs.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a good job for him.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Need to rant

For the second time in two weeks, Mitch Williams blasted west coast fans, and Dodger fans in particular today. Just before Russell Martin signed with NY, Williams said he needed to go to an east coast team because the expectations are so much higher and Martin would therefore play harder and thrive. Guess 2006-07 were fluke seasons and Martin played well in spite of Dodger fans. Apparently, we Dodger fans do not expect good baseball and playoff teams. Then today he was amazed that Beltre played so well in 2004 because Dodger fans “get there in the 3rd and leave in the 7th”.

Clearly, Williams is an analytical wizard. Can’t believe he isn’t a GM or manager somewhere. Really, what credentials does he have other than giving up one of the most famous HRs in MLB history?

In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened

by JB 8 on Dec 29, 2010 4:58 PM PST reply actions  

Ex player who’s famous enough to have a name, but not so famous that he doesn’t need the money.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Tell Wild Thing

That the Blue Jays called and invited him to the 20th Reunion of their world Series win from 91.

by Grimjack on Dec 29, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha Ha

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

what's funny is

they did have a reunion of that team and he stated he should have been invited. He’s comedic, which helps him. I don’t hate him, but that was an ignorant thing he said today and he shouldn’t spread that kind of thing, IMHO

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

FWIW

Dude gave up the Carter homer in 1993

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 30, 2010 4:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Not just Mitch

the whole ESPN / MLB Network simply have an East Coast bias. Wait until D Lowe is an analyst, you’ll probably flip a switch from the things he will say.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 29, 2010 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“Also, the hookers. Man, they had some fine paid tail back west.”

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Another reason to dislike Derek Lowe

He is partially responsible for Carolyn Hughes being off the air.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss the main reason to watch Lindsey Soto.

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Mitchy Poo also said something about

“They don’t have the kind of expectations of their baseball teams.” I just thought, “He should see TBLA”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a nightmare out in Pittsburgh.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Mitch appears too chicken to be on twitter himself

as far as I can tell, but there’s always @MLBNetwork if anyone feels like articulating their feelings about it directly.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 29, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers starting Bynum

interesting.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

It was just a matter of time

And I was looking at the upcoming schedule for the Lakers…well first off, they just have to start playing better, but after tonight’s game, they should be favored in each of their next 11 games (they are at Dallas on January 19), so they could make a nice little run here.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Knicks are playing well too

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

[Pats Mike D’Antoni on head]

Aww, how cute.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

They were favored against Milwaukee and Miami too.

by Michael White on Dec 29, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed.

First step is identifying the smell. Next step is washing it off.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean the Lakers still can’t do shit against fast point guards?

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s like 45th down the list of current problems right now.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not up on basketball….. Are the Lakers winning it again this year or no? Are they just lying in the weeds right now, ready to pounce when it’s all on the line? Or are they just outmatched this season?

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

depends

on who you ask

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

And having a time machine.

by Alex41592 on Dec 29, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Way too early to tell

IMO there are only seven teams in the hunt for an NBA title this season (Boston, Miami, and Orlando in the East; Lakers, Spurs, Mavs, and Jazz in the West). A lot will depend on health and home court advantage in the playoffs, and of course matchups.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, appreciate your take. I want to brush up on this stuff, my gf’s son is sure they’ll 3-peat.

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You forgot Oklahoma too...

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless they make a deadline move, they aren’t deep enough, this year at least.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Heat may be the same way

if one of the Big 3 gets hurt they could be screwed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree with you...

A lack of bench could paid the full price for the Heat…

East:

1/ Boston
2/ Orlando
3/ Heat
4/ Chicago

West:

1/ Lakers
2/ Spurs
3/ Mavs
4/ Jazz

Western is stronger than the Eastern Conference, most of the Western teams could dominate the Eastern Conference

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 29, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I expect to hear a Simmons podcast on the pending Celtic’s demise.

by Julio Nievas on Dec 29, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I wont hear it

would require me to listen to it

but i would probably be a sucker enough to read it

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 29, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

it's sad

because I actually like Simmons but reading some of those footnotes was just…awful.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

He writes honestly, I think

makes him awful and real and funny and boring all at once

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 29, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s sad really, Simmons got famous in his mid 20s because he wrote about stuff that dudes in their mid 20s can identify with, women, beer, and sports. Unfortunately he got stuck with that as his schtick and now he can never really grow up, because, well, much more age appropriate attitudes aren’t nearly as appealing to the type of guy that really likes Bill Simmons.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

This is also way more thought than I think anyone has put into Bill Simmons.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If Calvin can grow up into Frazz, then Bill could grow up too.

by JonWeisman on Dec 29, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

now that

is an interesting analogy.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

there's no excuse for it

it just means he’s a jackass and I won’t be reading his stuff anymore.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, he’s a jackass, but society contributed to it.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 29, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It's funny

I tend to read people I disagree with more than ones I agree with. In politics, I almost never read someone who’s opinion I share. It’s weird to me, but I guess I like to ridicule the other side more than cheer mine.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 29, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Lolamar Odom

Just shamed the hornets something fierce

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 29, 2010 7:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

that was

swesoke

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I also enjoyed Bynum nearly posterizing Mbenga via crab dribble but he blew the dunk. =\

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 29, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Another Great Dodger Christmas this year

Every year my wife and her family get me Dodger memoribilia for Christmas. This year was a 1953 Topps Preacher Roe BB card from my father in law and my wife gave me a 33 1/3 record of the last inning of Vin’s call of Koufax’s perfect game. The record was originally sold at the stadium by Danny Goodman concessions.

It’s a quiet night so I thought I’d share.

In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened

by JB 8 on Dec 29, 2010 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

saw that

awesoke

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

“Jonathan Broxton has no heart.”

(But he does seem to have an appetite)

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

epic

"Pluto’s not even a planet no more, which I’m very disturbed about. I grew up when Pluto was a planet. Now, I’m 25, I turn around and Pluto’s no longer a planet. I’m going to elbow that guy in the nose." -Ron Artest

twitter

by shaqfor3 on Dec 29, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Note: I don’t actually hope that Kemp hits worse than last year. That would be very, very bad for the Dodgers.

That said, if Kemp actually does hit worse than he did last year, it will warm the cold, cold lump of lead where I used to have a heart to see the stories about how Kemp is playing worse because he is heartsick over losing Rihanna.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 29, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Behind every great man is a woman

Oh gawd, hope that doesn’t apply here..

by Freddy V on Dec 29, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

behind every great man is a woman

rolling her eyes. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap that was great.

by kinbote on Dec 29, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Now this is the best Christmas movie of all time!

by RawhideBlue on Dec 30, 2010 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

40 best calls of the year

but only two were Vin. Reflects more on the poor year the Dodger’s had then anything else I think. Ah well.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

Dude

Batting cages are awesoke but my entire body hurts right now.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 9:27 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

You’re supposed to get out of the way on those inside pitches.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

wish someone would have told me that as a young young lad

and not to stand ON the base……..

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 29, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew I was getting something messed up.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 10:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Do you swing like a girl?

Why never any twitpics of these classic memories?

by delias man on Dec 29, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I may. I hope not though.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 11:20 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, but not as bad as most. Just had the timing off but she got better in the later rounds.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 30, 2010 4:23 AM PST up reply actions  

“I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?” – Major Wes Jansen

Any relation to our Dutch Rudder?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 29, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, no, that’s a quote from a Star Wars novel. :)

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 10:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

You should try batting left handed. Its fun.

by Tripon on Dec 29, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I did, actually. It was chill. But my right shoulder hurts a lot.

"I am slain. What mischance ever brought me to this dismal world, where bags of paint would spell my doom?" - Major Wes Jansen

by Maddz on Dec 29, 2010 10:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

:)

told ya.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 30, 2010 4:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, I’m so friggin sore from those cages.

*tips cap*

by G.Scott on Dec 30, 2010 4:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Apparently the Kings vs. Grizzlies ended in crazy fashion, like 3 go-ahead shots in final 16 seconds, including 3/4 court buzzer beater. I haven’t seen it yet.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

Mayo made highly contested fading away 20 footer with 1.5 seconds left…to put Memphis up 1.
Kings inbound it to Tyreke Evans who takes 1 dribble and heaves it from 65 feet…swish.

by Joey Joe on Dec 29, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I the only one

who loves the fact that we have a whole block of French on the site a few threads up.

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 10:26 PM PST reply actions  

hey it’s the offseason, when TBLA allows soccer discussion, sometimes in French

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

It is just my default answer when anyone says “Am I the only one…”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 29, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a good answer, shinny and everything

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I can use google translate to speak in other langauges

Cada nación tiene sus puntos positivos, aunque, por supuesto, todo palidece a la luz brillante de Barcelona.

if only I could post that in Catalonian

by Josie Becker on Dec 29, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Even though last year

was an even year (2010) I find it very odd how Kemp performed, considering next year is an odd year (2011) I expect him to even things out……Confucious say

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 30, 2010 6:41 AM PST reply actions  

jimcallisBA
Yep. Pretty high up there, too. @thinkblue1194 Rubby De La Rosa in the #Dodgers Top 10?

by silverwidow on Dec 30, 2010 7:21 AM PST reply actions  

fingers crossed

Hope Rubby becomes a mainstay in the rotation for years to come

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 30, 2010 7:22 AM PST reply actions  

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Pos No Player 2012 Salary
C 17 Ellis $490,000
1B 7 Loney $6,375,000
2B 37 Herrera $375,082
3B 6 Hairston $2,250,000
SS 9 Gordon $485,000
LF 23 Abreu $401,311
CF 10 Gwynn $850,000
RF 16 Ethier $10,950,000

OF/1B 33 Van Slyke $388,197
2B/3B 3 Kennedy $800,000
OF/1B 30 Sands $375,175
IF 13 DeJesus $448,992
C 18 Treanor $850,000

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
Jansen $491,000
RHP 52 Lindblom $483,000
RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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Current 40-man roster count: 42
(incl. De La Rosa & Hawksworth)

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Manager

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Editors

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Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

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