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Dodgers Sign Rod Barajas: Now What?

In Rod we trust.

Lost in the non-tendering of Russell Martin last night was that the Dodgers are bringing back Rod Barajas on a one-year contract. The deal is not yet official, but Dylan Hernandez of the Los Angeles Times reported that the deal is done. Financial terms are not yet known. I have a few thoughts on the Barajas deal and what to expect:

Barajas won't hit .297/.361/.578 again

This is not revelatory, of course, but that's what Barajas hit in 25 games as a Dodger in 2010. Sure, he likes playing at home, so let's give him some sort of performance bump, but be reasonable. Barajas hit .240/.287/.441 on the season, and has hit .239/.284/.412 in his career. Expect offensive numbers more like that.

Barajas will throw out more than 15% of base stealers

Barajas threw out two of 13 runners as a Dodger, and threw out six of 40 would-be base stealers on the season in 2010, but he's normally better than that. He threw out between 33% and 40% of baserunners every season from 2002 to 2009, so don't be surprised if Barajas improves in throwing out runners

The Dodgers will sign another catcher

Ned Colletti last night said, of Barajas, "This is somebody who, if the season were to start today, would take the lion's share of [playing time], with A.J. in a backup role," per Tony Jackson of ESPN Los Angeles, but the key there is "if the season were to start today." I can be talked into A.J. Ellis as a backup catcher, but not when there is almost literally nobody behind him on the organizational depth chart. Hector Gimenez is technically on the 40-man roster, but he is also out of options and is Hector Gimenez. I think the Dodgers sign another catcher, maybe even Martin, to share time with Barajas, leaving Ellis to Triple A.

What's other moves might the Dodgers make?

The signing of Barajas gives the Dodgers 37 players on the 40-man roster, leaving three spots to be filled. My guess is that the Dodgers will sign an outfielder, another catcher, and a relief pitcher (Vicente Padilla could be on the verge of returning), and that will pretty much be it for the offseason.

Current 40-man roster:

Star-divide

Dodgers 40-Man Roster
Player 2011 Age* Service Time 2011 Salary
Pitchers (19)
Ronald Belisario 28 1.133 team control
Chad Billingsley 26 4.110 arb eligible
Jonathan Broxton 27 5.020 $7,000,000
Scott Elbert 25 0.100 team control
John Ely 25 0.101 team control
Jon Garland 31 10.071 $3,500,000
Javy Guerra 25 0.000 team control
Blake Hawksworth 28 1.108 team control
Kenley Jansen 23 0.073 team control
Clayton Kershaw 23 2.105 team control
Hong-Chih Kuo 29 4.114 arb eligible
Hiroki Kuroda 36 3.000 $8,000,000
Brent Leach 28 0.090 team control
Ted Lilly 35 10.102 $7,500,000
Jon Link 27 0.047 team control
Carlos Monasterios 25 1.000 team control
Travis Schlichting 26 0.143 team control
Ramon Troncoso 28 2.080 team control
Luis Vazquez
25 0.000 team control
Catchers (3)
Rod Barajas 35 10.000 ??
A.J. Ellis 30 1.062 team control
Hector Gimenez
28 1.016 team control
Infielders (9)
Casey Blake 37 8.138 $5,250,000
Jamey Carroll 37 8.020 $2,500,000
Ivan DeJesus 24 0.000 team control
Rafael Furcal 33 11.000 $12,000,000
Chin-lung Hu 27 1.016 team control
John Lindsey 34 0.028 team control
James Loney 27 4.012 arb eligible
Russ Mitchell 26 0.028 team control
Juan Uribe 31 9.090 $5,000,000
Outfielders (6)
Andre Ethier 29 4.153 $9,250,000
Jay Gibbons 34 7.057 $650,000
Jamie Hoffmann 26 0.025 team control
Matt Kemp 26 4.049 $7,100,000
Xavier Paul 26 1.041 team control
Trayvon Robinson 23 0.000 team control
*age is as of June 30, 2011

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There was a quote on mlb trade rumors from martins agent
“They want to continue discussions with the idea that Russ could come back and catch, play second base and third and a little bit out of outfield to see if he likes something like that in the event he ever wants to transition from behind the plate,” Colleran said.

previous discussions didn’t mention 2nd.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 9:30 AM PST reply actions  

Carroll…Uribe…Martin…

Remember that time Torre had Ethier play first?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

In the previous thread...

…I wondered if Russ still wants to make the shift to infield. If so, this could be Ned offering something competitors won’t.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 3, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

If it winds up he can no longer catch, likely he would do whatever necessary to keep a uni and play.

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They don’t want to pay him $4m per year only to pretend he’s doing something in the front office like Bill Mueller?

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 3, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not letting this get LAT'd

Help support your favorite bloggers and Phil!

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 9:32 AM PST reply actions  

your favorite bloggers and Phil!

Nicely done there. Heh.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping someone would notice

I almost asked last night, after my Garland comment was well-received, if I won the commenting award Phil said I’d get a few threads back. ;)

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

If Barajas catches 100 – 120 games as he has the past few seasons, then someone else needs to catch the remaining 62- 81 games?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 9:38 AM PST reply actions  

AJ Ellis waves hello

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Ya, Ellis is the sentimental fav.
If he can continue with his offensive production in a fashion similar to where he left off last season, that would work.
However, his career stats say that is not likely.

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I know that Eric said he thought Ned was posturing, but are there any other reasonable additions at catcher that wouldn’t necessitate a trade?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Olivio is about the only one remaining.
There must be a good reason for that …

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

if we play 19 playoff games, I’ll be thrilled.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

Copyright

Just curious if there is any copyright issues with the SBN Corporation if people are selling t-shirts based off of any of their blog names.

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 9:43 AM PST reply actions  

We are allowed

We just need to get it cleared from the higher ups, but it should be fine.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

also

my dad is a copyright attorney, I could annoy him into doing something I’m sure.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

My Cousin who I am close with owns a silk screen buisness (he’s a pretty big baseball guy, coached Shawn Green, Kevin Elster and Barry Zito among others) called coaches Choice in Orange County where I live. I am sure I can get good deals on T-shirts or anything else….

He also runs this tournament..

http://www.usapremierbaseball.com/testimonials.htm

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

if this tshirt thing gets off the ground

you and I will have to talk

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

http://www.usapremierbaseball.com/alumni.htm

alumni in his tourney..Crazy Eyes Loney was there! His team is the Renegades, so anyone on that team was specifically coached by him.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

my son played in that tourney last summer

nicely run, great fields throughout the southland.

Hating the Giants for going on a half century and counting!

by MammothDodger on Dec 3, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Good to hear. Now that I have kids and I am a stay at home dad.. I may get involved with both the Tourney and his shop doing sales stuff to make some extra bucks. If we were to get T-shirts it would’nt be for extra bucks for me at all, for Eric and you guys who run the site should make any profits…

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Barajas/Martin

is that too expensive of a platoon at catcher? Are there any Ausmus type catchers available for 1-2M, instead of Martin at 4-5M? Maybe a lefty hitting one?

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

How many lefty hitting catchers are there? 2 or 3, tops?

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, that part would be frosting on the wheaties.

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Quote from Jayson Stark

not sure I get this…?


@jaysonst The buzz is Russell Martin may have had a deal lined up to turn down more than $4M guaranteed from Dodgers + another $1M-plus in incentives

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

And if it's what I think it means, isn't that sort of tampering and shit?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

He heard it here first?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

"Heard this:"

heh.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be some chump GM to have a deal better than that for Russ.

by delias man on Dec 3, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Watch it be Sabean

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I thnk they're already pretty set at catcher

and not really wealthier than the Dodgers right now… ;-)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

sure

but could you IMAGINE the reaction from MCC?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

They'd implode

but then come to embrace the idea and I’d feel sad inside. Best not to think about it…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I really don't give a shit

It was time for Martin to go. He has not produced like we all hoped for 2.5 years and deserves a Yorvit Torrealba (2/$6.25mm) like contract. Not something north of $5mm, especially coming off major injury. If that’s what he thinks he is worth, I say let him go.

Maybe some other team can turn him back into what he once was and get their money’s worth, but I don’t think that was going to happen again in a Dodger uniform.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yah

and he may have to wait awhile for anyone to make him an offer given his health/recovery, and he may find out the cold hard reality is that he’s not gonna make what he wants to make, to be a part time catcher. I wish him luck. I still hope he comes back, though, but not at that amount.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

RE: Barajas

Is he not capable of catching everyday or is he simply not a good enough hitter?

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 9:52 AM PST reply actions  

Age 34
Career: BA .239, OPS .696, OPS+ 78

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh sure. Use numbers when they bolster your case . . .

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

this keeps pissing me off
Giants GM Brian Sabean told reporters Friday that Pablo Sandoval has dropped 15 pounds since the end of the 2010 season.

Sabean also expressed new optimism in Sandoval’s ability to open the 2011 season as the Giants’ starting third baseman.

Someone explain to me the correlation between plate discipline and weight? If fattey can stop swinging at every pitch in the known universe he will play better. Not being a fatass helps, but pitch recognition is also part of this whole thing.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 3, 2010 9:55 AM PST reply actions  

I missed the part

about the plate discipline. Was that in another quote that is missing?

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

If you can lay off the beer and donuts, you can lay off the slider off the plate?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it's a perception thing

People will be less angry and impatient if he at least looks like he tried to be an athlete. Its like people who wanted Andruw Jones to stop smiling when he was whiffing so often. The smile is not why he was whiffing. Maybe that’s a bad analogy but you know what I mean.

Maybe they want him to be able to make those double plays a lot closer at 1st.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s that, and if he weighed say 220 rather than 300, he might increase his lateral range on defense by a step or two.
His pitching staff would likely appreciate that.

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Being in better shape makes you a better athlete?

also you have to wonder if he was putting in the time in the weight room that he needed to as well. Being in good shape won’t hurt his ability to be a good player.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Rod Barajas is the reason Vin Scully came back, ergo, he is like Harry Potter. Discuss

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

Vin Scully is the reason Rod Barajas plays baseball.

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

are you trying

to turn this into movie thoughts? :)

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

has that not been my goal since I started here? This is phase 3 of my evil plan : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Or, book thoughts?

I’ve found that a lot of people here REALLY like Harry Potter.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

it could be so much worse

we could all like Twilight

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

oh god could you imagine? I bet [10 – 6]Down love Twilight

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Twilight, LOTR, Harry Potter, Firefly, any other similarly themed work of art, and I’m completely lost.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

WHOA WHOA WHOA

Twilight is not a work of art, nor is it anywhere CLOSE to being on the same level as any of those other three.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

unless you’re sexually frustrated. So maybe it’s the book for G. Scott, 4Down, Tommy Blackjack, and myself.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

no

i like books that are, you know, well-written.

And I can look up porn free on the internet, why would I need Twilight?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Loved the jab. Of the many things I am, sexually frustrated is not one of them.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Since I don't think anyone here except me has actually read them

it was an insult without teeth. :)

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I just bought the 1-6 HP blu-ray movies and finished Chamber of Secrets last night. Tonight, depending on hos the night goes, I’ll probably watch the third one.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

hos the night goes

How*

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant Twilight

not HP. HP is the shit.

And yeah, paging Dr. Freud. :)

I’ve decided that I’m really good at sabotaging myself, so I’ll be able to accomplish my goal of being single for my 24th year.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought my 24th year was going to be the best yet. Then the Giants won and the gf left, but I still have a job and a place to live so I guess things aren’t so bad.

btw: Blind Date #1 was fun. Going to a USC/UCLA viewing party with her tomorrow night.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

See below re:

mumbledy peg

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

mine has actually been pretty sweet

crippling existential crisis aside. I need to stop reading Camus or I’m going to be an absolute wreck.

If you have any single friends, you should set me up with them. Or rather, if you have anyone you don’t like, set me up with them. I promise it will be hilarious.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know anyone in Tennessee, so you’re SOL on that front.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant when I'm back in LA

in two weeks, bro.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't not get me a date

bro?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I know somebody who goes to law school at Vandebilt, but I think he’s married.

I’ll ask him on facebook.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

whether or not he’s married or whether or not he’s got plans for an extramarital affair?

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I was more going for embarrassing G. Scott here! Also, I have never been on a blind date, they scare me.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

once you figure out how to walk and hold hands while he’s got that white cane thing going it’s not so bad.

/special hell

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I talk in the theater, so I’ll be joining you.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

This should have got at least one LOL

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It's all boring small talk

but if you go on one with someone who is sick of talking about the weather, traffic, etc and just want to have some fun, you’ve got a winner.

Also, it takes a lot to embarrass me online, but you’d have little to no trouble doing it in person.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

That's probably very true

I’m very excited to be there, wherever there happens to be. As evidenced by karaoke.

I like to get into arguments about baseball and music and tell dead baby jokes.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want to go on a blind date, because I don’t like dogs.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I really have no idea.

I took a girl to see the first Harry Potter movie on a date. I thought it was fine. Saw the first LOTR and wanted to walk out. The rest are all just titles I recognize.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I question if you have a soul or not.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That seems over the top

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Pauline Kael once told a story about a guy who dumped his girlfriend because she didn’t have an emotional response to the movie “McCabe and Mrs. Miller.” So this seems tame on that scale.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

How could you NOT have an emotional reaction to that movie?

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah. But breaking up over a movie seems…… shortsighted.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I once broke up with a girl because she wouldn’t stop talking during, and most importantly, trying to drive out of a Pink Floyd concert.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Josie made the soul joke the other day!

I find people’s responses here to often be very offending. I occasionally try to fit in, but what I consider offending and what other people consider offending are two different things.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t take offense to your comment. I was joking with you.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

It's the internet

don’t take anyone seriously

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA slogan!

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I learned this lesson after playing DotA.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you check out the photo on Eric’s Linebrink twitter link?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate all of you so much.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

awww

see, I know you don’t mean that

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes…

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel offended.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

love/hate, the fine line …

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA: You’ll Come, You’ll Manage to Get Immediately Insulted, You’ll Keep Coming Back, You’ll Ask Yourself Why…

…and Then There Will Be Karaoke

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

or

TBLA: TWSS

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

PS

put these in the slogan thread (lol) if you want them, because I’m not copying and pasting. :D

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA

I walked into a door, an internet door

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s actually something I’ve questioned.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

If you're being serious

then I can guarantee that it’s all love in here. Everyone who posts here is intelligent, which means a vast majority of us are sarcastic and snarky. We tease because we care.

Phil might just tease because his heart is three sizes too small, but whatever.

I also encourage you to come out to the next TBLA event. Everyone is friendly! EVERYONE!

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I see what you're trying to do Eric Stephen

and I love it

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

KUMBYAAAAAA MY LORD

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil might just tease because his heart is three sizes too small, but whatever.

Someone needs to photoshop Phil’s mustache picture and make it green :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I just do not respond well to snobbiness and douchiness.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA: Responding Poorly to Snobbiness and Douchiness Since 2005

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA
Where Snibbiness & Douchiness
Rule The Day!

That is a t shirt logo
/must include pictue of Humma Jester

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough, but it’s not like this place has changed radically in terms of temperament in the last month or so…maybe it’s kind of gone off the rails as we watch Colletti make moves like he’s playing Bobby Fisher, but I don’t think it’s gotten MORE snobby and/or douchy

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, there’s a reason I didn’t post here until recently, even if I was a DT regular since before the Toaster.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

So what exactly do you want here?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Dodger e-friends?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

well

you kind of just called everyone here douchy and snobby, so I’m going to go out on a limb and say that maybe that’s not the best approach.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Twas very Pancho like with the setup.

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I “kinda” did, but I was referring more to my reaction to the atmosphere (as I perceive it) than I was to, well, every single poster here.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Atmosphere is created by those who post here, it isn’t a stretch.

All I’m saying is that I wouldn’t take it that seriously and that if someone seems particularly jagoff-y to you, ignore them.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant to emphasize it was my reaction to people rather than the people here.

“It’s not you, it’s me.”

But what I originally mentioned to Michael White was true and maybe it’s appropriate here, too. What offends me and what offends other people seem to be different things, so maybe I’m a terrible judge of what is considered appropriate to post.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

And apologies, if I implied you (or anyone) was a snob or a douche.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

oh, i see
you prefer the ‘rules’?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Step one

instead of “ass” say “buns”
like “kiss my buns”
or “you’re a buns-hole”

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 3, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

heh
you talkin’ to me?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Dodger Thoughts rule 1: South Park Edition

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 3, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s true, TBLA is snarkier and more profanity-ridden than DT ever was. Jon runs a tight ship. And that’s cool, I loved that about DT. I liked the Thank You For Nots.

But this is mostly the same crew of people. The reins have been loosened a bit, but by and large — hell, almost entirely — it’s a friendly discussion. Do you feel differently?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

As I told Dave on twitter, DT is classy, like a bottle of red, and we’re…not, like Four Loko.

I love DT, but ESPN hates me so it’s been really difficult for me to contribute over there.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

to be fair, one Mod went to Stanford and the other….where did you go E?

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

you know when something is the something of something it’s not really anything : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard Berkeley was the UCSD of the north.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

my classmates were talking about making tshirts that said

“Harvard: The Vanderbilt of the North”

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

See

I’m down with that, but it’s still one step removed. I want a T-shirt that reads:
Berkeley: We’re better than you

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

…except in football :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s better than Vanderbilt.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

At sports

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

At least football.

Not basketball or baseball.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Sounds slogan worthy.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Smarter, maybe. Better? Ehhh, not so much.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Berkeley
We’re into
overcompensating

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

UCI: No, really, I wanted to go here

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

University of Rochester: Wait, what?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

or

“Our laser is bigger than Cal’s”

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d!

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

So TBLA is the stuff that goes in Slim Jims?

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re not Four Loko. We are a shot of whiskey followed by a cool, soothing beer chaser.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Jameson as followed by a pint of Guinness?

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I stopped posting on ESPN because it shows my e-mail address instead of my username and I didn’t like that and it wouldn’t stop even when I changed the settings.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh?

/stalk

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If you want ...

… send me an e-mail, and I’ll see if I can get someone to look into fixing that.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll do so when I get home from work. Thanks.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ll send you another one. we had it fixed for a while there and then it just stopped working again

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly. Jon has tried a few times. I log in fine, i post and then it never shows up. I do read his stuff daily though. I’ll try again as soon as we get closer to the baseball season. I miss the toaster

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Since we're being self-critical

The only thing that really irks me is that we now seem comfotable with politics talk. I (personally) rather we didn’t.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe we could use some rules, cause I agree

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The only rule I had when I was running this place was “if you’re gonna make an Andruw Jones is fat joke, it should be original”.

The two people that commented respected it.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

I miss Tango

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

It has been a little too loose RE: politics of late.

Shut it, peeps.

But masturbation talk is still cool.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA: Get Your Politics Out Of My Porn

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Get your laws off, but keep your hands on, my body.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

tell me more about the women you don’t like at work

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure what that means for Christine O’Donnell, but I’ll err on the side of never mentioning her again.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 3, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I have rarely noticed any politics here

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

surfaced the past few days

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You aren’t getting a t-shirt

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA: Question whether people have a soul and you won’t get one of these.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA:

If you can read this t-shirt, Michael White is still my friend

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

i watahed 10 minutes of that movie the other night

i love how they shoot it with that strange lighting to make everyone look extra pasty

by delias man on Dec 3, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Never read it

Didn’t VMort sign with Detroit? :0

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Harry Potter must have slipped off my reading list

I guess I was busy whacking it and playing mumbledy peg.

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

GAH

MY EYES

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

he would totally deglaze the shit out of that

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

What the...

Giants want to bring Renteria back?
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/12/mutual-interest-between-giants-renteria.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Guess they’re stockpiling old infielders the way the Dodgers are stockpiling #4-5 starters.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

Rings.

Boxes.

You do the math.

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Hah hah then they should re-sign every player on their team regardless of good or bad

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

They must think he has a career in broadcasting.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

HA

This is funny — I just received an email from Women in Blue saying that the newsletters are going to be consolidated with Citizens of Dodgertown. I guess they’re trying to exorcise any remaining vestige of Jamie’s legacy. Sad, though, it would be nice to try and get women to come to more baseball games. Or have yoga with Ethier.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:21 AM PST reply actions  

What if the players just drop the baggy look and go back to tight pants?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

actually baggy is more historically accurate, tight pants only fits into a narrow historical window when everyone was on drugs

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

or they could be like Billz

and simply fill out those pants.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Maddz likes big butts

and she cannot lie :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

little in the middle but she got much back

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I only realized this after i posted it

I could have written, “Billz butt” to the same affect.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I was a hair’s breath from selling my TV in order to buy a ticket to look at Andre’s butt

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

what about Mike Napoli?

I know he’s not all that great defensively and he had a down year last year. But he’s a pretty good hitter with 20 HR power, and until last year he consistently had an OBP of .350 or higher. And you could put him at 1st against tough lefties and spell Loney.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 10:23 AM PST reply actions  

I would do Broxton for Napoli straight up.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi Mr. Moreno, how do you feel about helping the Dodgers today?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

We’d either have to balance out the salaries or offer someone in addition, I would think.

Well, maybe not. Best closer in the NL most of the last couple years for a guy whose own team didn’t want to let him catch. Maybe we save some money and upgrade a need.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

How about it…

I would love it.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to know

Was the final straw that pushed you into podcastdom that Bill Simmons interviewed a wrestler who used to be on Road Rules (or one of those MTV shows)?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually, no. In fact, I downloaded the one from the day before because I’d rather listen to him and Steve Kerr than the Miz.

Mike (the Miz) was on Real World a cool 10 years ago and was on a bunch of challenges.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds dirty

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Enjoying a nice Steve Kerr. White, quick, and always in 3’s.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi Josie



I’m Mike Napoli. Forget about Andre, he’ll only tease you. I’m a real man with a manly beard.

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

now that

looks like someone inviting another to the Dark side. Is that the camera or is he wearing those contacts that give your eyes a bit of a red tinge?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he was playing a baseball position where you take a lot of dust to the eyes

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

He was hanging out with Jered.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

that's not irritation

it’s my irises are red and evil looking.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder

if AJ Ellis could be traded for him, Mike Sciosia loves him some defensive catchers. not straight up obviously.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait until AJ Ellis goes all Russ Martin on us and posts a 90 OPS+ next year.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike also loves him some 3-run dingers

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

The Braves traded for Scott Linebrink

Dylan H said Colletti last night denied the Dodgers were close to re-signing Padilla. Of course, that could just mean they aren’t close to a deal…yet.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 10:30 AM PST reply actions  

Linebrink is due $5.5m in 2011. Man, what a contract he signed after 2007: 4 years, $19 million with the White Sox.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean we’re paying Scott Linebrink to play for the Braves?

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Pat the Bat contract finalized

That could easily end up being the best contract signing this off-season.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

Low-risk, high-reward deal?

$1 mil doesn seem pretty cheap for Burrell’s HR potential…

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much. Don’t tell Phil though

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Gurnee and Burrell highlight the cast of the I Spit On Your Grave remake.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was Grumpy Old Dodgers.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Same comment

was made in the winter of 2008. Probably by me. Fuck Burrell

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

TJ simers was on ESPN Radio this morning bashing Bill Simmons because he’s not a real journalist, he’s a blogger.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

man, nothing better than a debate between new and old media.

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I could see why TJ thinks Simmons is a blogger, but he’s pretty darn mainstream now. I don’t consider him a blogger any more than Rick Reily is a blogger.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

the only thing that separates simers from a blogger is that his shitty, sub-trolling articles are published in a newspaper and not just specifically on the internet

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 3, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Simers is the only part of the Scully-Torre show that I didn't like

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

What was the question?

Whether or not she wanted to scissor later?

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Stay Classy, San Diego

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

that was my followup

I was gonna lob up a batting practice fastball, ask her how the cast helped pick her up during the next Bones episode where she’s in every scene and has to cry and junk

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

What about Hawkeye Pierce? Any q's get through?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s in the afternoon, but hopefully it won’t be so clogged. Once I found out entertainment weekly was in the room I was like, well I’m not gonna get preference over these folk.

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Make sure you mention TBLA

that’ll get you in the door

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

pardon me Fox executives, did you know that when I’m not a entertainment journalist working unpaid for a pop culture blog, I chat for hours on a Dodger message board? Hello?

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

And on the Dodger blog, I mostly chat about pop culture there too.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Which infuriates Xeifrank.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn't be so bad

but my Z key fell off a week ago.

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

except when I’m talking about soccer, but I’m kinda paid to write about that

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

i love soccer but that’s cause I used to play. with your boy Cobi (and Wynalda ) among others

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

say what? at what level? U-20 team? LA Galaxy? Men’s national?

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

High School (we were good, Eric and I played up front ( I was a sophmore, Eric a senior and Cobi was right mid as a juinor), Club ball with both but they were both older than me. So we were never in the same ODP class. I made it to regional team twice and was cut. Played with joe Max Moore on that team both years. Played against Kasey Keller..Mike Lapper, Troy Dayak and others. Sigi recruited me harder than he recruited Cobi (who was a walk on) but I didn’t have grades. Went to Chico State, played the summer blew out my knee and the rest is history.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of cool stories..and a damn cool highlight vid! ERIC was so good..mini Johan Cryuff…Cobi wasn’t even that great then..he’d admit it. Hard worker, never went down.and speed to kill… I told Cobi on the bus ride that year he should grow dreads and he looked at me and said i’d never do that!! how funny huh??

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

no way! and that’s his signature those dreads. When I see him walking around HDC now and he has that family man controlled dread thing going on it’s just not the same. I remember being ten years old and seeing him on bus ads for the Galaxy and those blonde tipped dreads just drove me crazy : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

yes. class of 89!! on a baseball note I know Matt Franco pretty well (pinch hitter for Mets) and my sister went to prom with Mike Lieberthal the Phillies old catcher. Lieberthal was another guy like Wynalda who you knew was gonna make it. Cobi, Franco you knew had a chance. Charlie Wi the golfer is another.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Wynalda’s goal in Switzerland (was it played in the Silver Dome, or is my memory failing?) in ’94 was so huge.

by LA Taco on Dec 3, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

we used to tape the upper v’s at a park across the street from his house, just me and him for hours trying to hit those corners. What a goal that was! He seems like an ass, but really he is a great guy. Quick story, when I was a freshman on JV (with Cobi BTW) and didn’t even really know him, the very last game vs Royal i severely hurt my leg. I was an hour away from amputation..they had to rush me to surgery, open my leg up and then skin graft it back together a week later…well not that many people visited me at the hospital. The 2nd morning after my first surgery Eric and his brother did…You have no idea how awesome that made me feel. It really motivated me to recover and less than a year later I was the only starting sophmore on a team full of Seniors. Cobi being the only other non Senior Starter. We lost to Mater Dei in an upset in the CIF Semifinals. Wyanalda that year was player of the year and had 33 goals and 17 assists in 24 games. Outstanding. And Cobi score probably 5 goals and all of them were clutch game winners. I was pretty much a decoy that year. I knew my place. My thing was passing anyhow..though I did score 40 something goals the next two years…sadly I was suspended from the team for drinking at a winter formal by the school, I missed our 3rd round CIF game. We lost to eventual champ Palos Verdes 1-0 at their place.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 3, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hello, Fox. You used to own the Dodgers, right? Speaking of the Dodgers…

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

BTW you guys sucked as owners………………

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

So I missed this last night, but basically we decided a sixth starter is more important than a catcher.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

That’s even snarkier than I managed to get last night. Well done!

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s all just rumours at this point.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

and innuendo. Don’t forget the innuendo.

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I really didn't like Innuendo

(or is that Menudo?)

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah, so Padilla isn’t official? That’s a plus.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved Rumours

Fleetwood Mac at it’s best!

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the British spelling there.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I like to keep you guys on your toes.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That would have been something.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It would have made the mass suicides we witnessed after the Uribe signing look like a walk in the park.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember (well, not watching that game since it was a Saturday game and blackout rules applied) but seeing the replay and being just shocked. Fights never happen at home plate.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not a violent man, but somebody had to punch that fucker.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It was just, so weird. AJ and Barret’s accound of what happened is so different. It was a collision and AJ was acting like a jack ass, the way he slapped home plate, but the punch still seeemd to come out of nowhere.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

And then AJ Burnett got the All-Star final vote ahead of Travis Hafner’s last season of greatness.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 3, 2010 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

We later learned Barret has a tendency to get into fights with people

put those two people together…

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

AJP, more or less of a devil’s bargain than Jeff Kent?

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, he’s nowhere near as good.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Heard he would have come to the west coast if Bowa and Schaefer were still on the staff …

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

On. Point.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m on point Fife

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Saw them with De La Soul at Univeristy of Oregon. Only rap show I’ve ever been too. Q-tip was upset nobody knew the classics.

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA

A place for Dodger fans to congregate without spending $15 on limericks.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s good for the morning shift

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Always right there with the limericks!

I seriously kinda picture you sitting around like this

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

That goes on the back of the T shirt

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Shit, Bride told me she burned that picture.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Special Assistant to the GM, Superfluous Diving

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I now have this great image of Eric diving to save his brother’s fallen Subway Sub, and everyone in the office giving him a standing O

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I greatly enjoyed Gaslamp Ball’s reaction to the Josh Byrnes hiring

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Finally

My MLB the Show player got a 2/14 deal with Colorado last night. I hope to inflate my numbers and then go on to sign a big deal somewhere.

Maddz: any suggestions on how to fix a disc with minor scratches on it?

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 11:01 AM PST reply actions  

If you have a cloth for polishing glasses or something, that should work, though it really depends how deep the scratches are.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Word

I hope the PS3 releases an update to allow me to rip the DVD to the hard drive.

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Put this in the slogan thread please.

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

TBLA: Where It Depends How Deep the Scratches Are

or

TBLA: The First Cut Is the Deepest

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

For CD’s, I was told to run them under water and wipe them (with the right cloth) in a radial direction. ie, don’t make circles. The data is read in circles so cleaning it by going perpendicular to how the data is structured is safest. I imagine blu-ray is the same. Also, obviously, make sure you dry it off before you use it. I can’t vouch for anything but CD’s, but I have used this method to clean CD’s.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankees GM Brian Cashman said, ""It’s pretty incredible. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime."

Did he say that about signing Mariano Rivera for two more years, or perhaps getting closer to bringing Derek Jeter back? Nope.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

How much would you have paid to shoot paintballs at him (provided of course that he’s securely strapped in and all that good stuff)?

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 3, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

That sounds fun. I’d say one dollar for every $10+ million player he has on the roster.

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

B-Fast

Our office had breakfast at Foxy’s in Glendale today. It was amazing, but I could curl up for a nap so easily right now.

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

The word Foxy

must only be followed by one of two words: boxing, or Brown.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

But I thought you said

the Foxy Boxing dancers were neither foxy nor boxers?

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

What do you have against Jimi?

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Cleopatra

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are in San Bernardino next Friday, you can bring an unwrapped toy to Arrowhead Credit Union Park, home of the 66ers (now an Angels affiliate) and watch The Polar Express, and drink hot chocolate, for free.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

More Martin details

per Dylan H:

Colleran proposed a deal that included a base salary of $5 million and $1 million in incentives.

The Dodgers’ offer called for a base salary of $4.2 million and $1.1 million in incentives. The incentive package proposed by the Dodgers was based on games started. To receive all $1.1 million in bonus pay, Martin would have had to start 140 games. By starting anywhere from 120 to 129 games, Martin would have received $600,000 in incentives.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:30 AM PST reply actions  

To me, this seems like a fair and even generous offer from the Dodgers.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree completely.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

I still think a deal gets done. I’m not thrilled about Martin playing anywhere but catcher, but we’ll see.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I assume you think Martin is returning.

If and when Martin signs elsewhere, I would expect an appropriate farewell post to JMart from one of us. Love him or hate him, him leaving represents a new era. The first of the core is gone in a move celebrated or understood by a sizeable portion of the fanbase (including myself.) It’s intersting to say the least.

Of the young core (not including CK) really only Chad is good enough to stick. Loney should be already gone, Martin is possibly gone and Broxton will be gone after this season. I guess there’s still Kemp who is getting a vote of confidence from management, so he may stick as well.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget Ethier, who, in my opinion, should stick while he is under team control, and then be allowed to walk away as a free agent.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I intentionally left out Ethier as he didn’t come up through the system with those guys.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope Kemp pulls through and I will not be upset to see Chad and Kemp as the sole representatives of that crop going forward. It would be nice to see them in Dodger blue for a while and I am excited to see who pans out from the next group of guys who will be close.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I am going to search this out

but I wonder when the last time a team got rid of healthy player, who has decent counting stats without it being a part of trade for that replacement player, like Kotchman being in the deal for Teixiera? Because unless Loney was going in a deal for Prince Fielder, I don’t see the Dodgers just non-tendering him or trading him without getting something back in return.

Also, and I felt this for a while, he’s Logan Whites’ First pick which may not count for much but I have always felt it counted for something, particularly since he and Kim Ng have probably supported James since 2002.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Jack Cust and Jonny Gomes both had pretty good years in 09 and got non tendered.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Not number one picks

and Loney’s played nearly every day for 3 years.

GMs love players who play everyday especially Ned because its make their lives so much easier.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually since he's been called up for good 2007

Loney’s probably started close 90% of every possible game he could have played.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

I don’t think anyone is going to find a comp for you. It would be the rare GM who does not still value the counting stats.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Well Cust and Gomes work, but they weren’t #1 picks.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Gomes has never had

more then 385 at bats until 2010 so no he does work based on Craig’s criteria.

Cust does in 2009, but that is the only year he was full time player, and he was a DH. Are they even human?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not quite the same but Matt Capps got DFAed with 27 saves.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I have planned a baseball card farewell tribute to Russ already!

by delias man on Dec 3, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you can run it when the Dodgers announce his signing :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

nah. only when he signs elsewhere.

by delias man on Dec 3, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

it's interesting to read Martin's blurb in 100 Things

and then compare it to the last two years.

By interesting, I mean “Down the street, not across it”

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That chapter is more dated than my chapter on “The last Dodger to hit for the cycle.”

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

That was so immediate, too. When was your book released? a few months prior to opening day? I forget.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

March 2009. It was less than a month before Hudson’s big day.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just typing this.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

or he could have a chapter about how Lisa Guerrero would never leave Erickson for Eric, son.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

she is so old. broaden your mind

by delias man on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Her sun dress says otherwise.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Or better yet, a chapter about how Erin Hawksworth has never stripped down in the middle of a game and streaked the field while her brother was pitching.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

TBLA: Blame Jon?

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this is more a reaction to

what his body will stand up to over the course of the season. I guess the thinking was Martin may get some starts elsewhere to reach his incentives.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Agreed. But as Jon noted on DT

if that’s all correct, that’s only 800K difference between the two sides. On the surface it seems hard to believe they couldn’t work something out but that must have been as high as LA wanted to go, Martin was asking too much.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

hah hah

cue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTJpLBXGBkM

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The part when he is trying to play pool in his (Michael’s?) office and keeps making holes in the wall.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I also still like his scene in an early episode

where he tries to impress the board by doing magic trick across the table and drops coins all over the place like a spaz. still kills me.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He only cost the company 99 dollars.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Club sauce.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The time he makes an album for Michael with Michael’s picture on the cover, and somehow holds it in front of his face while running a redlight, causing the camera to photograph him, and Micheal to get the ticket.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember just thinking, "wow"

as the incidents were so far apart in the episode.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

when he rips off the stripper pants in Good Grief, kills me every time

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody remembers episode titles.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

IT'S AN ILLUSION, MICHAEL

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

YOU DON’T HAVE TIME FOR MY ILLUSIONS DAD

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody except for unpaid entertainment journalists

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, Josie. I appreciate your ability to recall episode titles.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks Mr. F! it’s one of my many talents

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

When he asks Steve Holt to be his father…I was rolling, veb though I saw it coming a mile away.

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 12:16 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

And then he had to go and take the forget-me-now pill…

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 12:28 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I have had two students named Steve Holt. I waited two months before I finally did the signature hand raise with “Steve Holt!”

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it gets him in uniform and behind the plate, where he has a chance to reestablish himself without starting 162 games. But I think it also suggests that Ned may be thinking about a future past Blake and without another big signing. Russ to third? Russ to second and Uribe to third?

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 3, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? To me, those games-played figures are too high.

The concern is that Martin won’t even be healthy enough to start 100 games… and I don’t think we want his pay tied to him starting as many as 140 games. If he’s really that overworked…

If the games-played numbers were lower, I’d be on board.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

This is sooo Jody Reed

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 3, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Rivera is better than Papelbon

and the move would screw with the Yankees.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

And I don’t think anyone would argue either point.

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Papelbon regressed heavily this year and has some absurd amount of money coming to him.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Just looked at his upcoming arbitration case

Holy crap, $11 million? He’s good, but he ain’t THAT good…

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Nevermind. They managed to get Tonya Harding, Bud Bundy and Carlton in there FTW!

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Has any other character on TV ruined a name for an entire race?

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that just made me laugh. rec’d

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 3, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and Dolph Lundgren.

What a bizarre video.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Just can't get over how much bad hair there is in that video

and how random it all is.

Larry Drake?!

Tonya Harding and Malcolm Jamaal Warner, together at last!

But Sherilyn Fenn still looks purty!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I just watched it again

Now going on over 12 minutes of WTF. Its just hilarious

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy cow, Carlton is still alive.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Why was this video made?

Must have been for some cause…..“help support old, failed entertainers”?

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

what’s a kunstløper?

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 3, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No

but that’s actually a question only you can answer. There’s an I in MILF.

by LA Taco on Dec 3, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know who that is.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Angelyne’s fame didn’t make it down south? or east? or wherever?

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t heard of her before today, or maybe I had seen her billboards but didn’t pay much attention.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I she someone’s mom????
Poor kid…

by megaballs on Dec 3, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldn’t you want a hot mom? it increase the chances you’re gonna turn out to be a dreamboat

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t guys look more like their dad’s? I sure do.

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i was always told that a child favors the father as that’s nature’s way of determining paternity.

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather not have my mom plastered on billboards around town.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I look more like my mom.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

same here

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Where’s Skwisgaar?!

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Geezer?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Grandma?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot about the Colletti interview with Jim Hill. Did anyone watch last night?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

no

forgot too.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it at a strip club?

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Gob moment

The mysterious character named “Hermano.”

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

Oh man, that was an awesome episode.

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks fratello. that means brother in italian, i don’t know why i know that

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

One thing I don't understand

I’ve seen a few comments over the last few days that seem to indicate that when Martin went down we found out just how much we missed him. Could those who have said such things clarify what they mean because the Dodger baseball season I watched after Martin went down was full of loses but none of that had anything to do with lack of production from the catching position. As Eric noted above Barajas put up these numbers 297/.361/.578 and AJ Ellis put up these numbers .339/.426/.407/.833 so the reality is that we saw the best offense we had seen from the catching spot since Martin went AWOL after the 2008 All-Star game.

Maybe those of you are referring to the defensive side of the equation? Sure the ability to throw out base runners was lacking and I’ll give you that but it was not like Russell was Mr. Controlling the Running Game.

Was it pitch calling? Cause last I looked the Dodger pitching from Aug 4th on was pretty damn good. Maybe Broxton had trouble pitching to anyone not named Martin but no one else seemed to have problem.

While we don’t expect that kind of performance in 2011 from Barajas/Ellis I just like to hear why we found them wanting from 8/4/10 – 10/3/10.

When Martin burst upon us he had patience/power/speed/avg/enthusiasm the only thing he has left is patience. The Dodgers made a more then fair offer given his health situation and offensive decline.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

As far as I’m concerned, both Loney and Martin have been disappointing, but Martin actually showed more promise. That’s the impression I get here; nostalgia for what was means that it’s harder to let go of Martin while Loney has just never really fulfilled his promise long-term, and therefore deserves to be jettisoned into the sun.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with your comment

but it has nothing to do with anything I said in my comment.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I was making reference to this
As Eric noted above Barajas put up these numbers 297/.361/.578 and AJ Ellis put up these numbers .339/.426/.407/.833 so the reality is that we saw the best offense we had seen from the catching spot since Martin went AWOL after the 2008 All-Star game.

But next time I’ll be sure to just agree with you and say nothing

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz. take a deep breath and make a margarita :)

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

me and tequila are not good together ;)

I was more teasing Phil if anything

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

now you have to fight him to the death. This is super srl.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Though it has everything to do with my

farewell and thank you to Martin that I’ll write when he’s officially no longer with us.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and honestly

shouldn’t you just be glad it’s remotely on topic and not “LOL MARTIN IS 4 BUTTS” or something equally asinine and absurd? :)

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL MARTIN IS 4 BUTTS

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

And you wonder why I killed you?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Its just because I have to deal with my inadequacy issues regarding hanging around fans so much smarter than I am.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna fly close to sun, you gonna get burned, Icarus.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Icarus v. 2.0

Now, we do the burning.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, me too.
At least I saw Suffering Bruin in the last year.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

and has anyone heard from Bluebleeder?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen him since I was at the Times.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I sent him a text a few months back, but haven’t heard anything.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

BH and I ran into him at spring training in 2009, but I haven’t seen him since.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I've sent him

emails

No reply

:(

One of my favorites. I really hope he’s alive.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He was doing well, wasn’t he? My inclination is to be optimistic.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I did meet my

2nd Arnulfo the other day, reminded me of him.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Loney provided some good nostalgia in 2006-07.

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Because they were God awful until they both got hot in the last three weeks of the season.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

Ellis was certainly that, 2 for 20, then went off.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It seemed worse.

Ah here’s why. From Martin going down until 9-11

Ellis: 6 for 27
Ausmus: 9 for 45
Barajas: A beast

So the impression really comes from the time between Martin goes down and Barajas arrives.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess if you're comparing yourself to Ausmus, it's like whatever

but then you have someone like Barajas and it motivates you to do better!

I recognize the irony in my statement. Or rather, hilarity therein.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no way I’m gonna be worse than Rod Barajas!

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A buddy here at work is friends with Chad Moeller. He says Chad always talks about how Rod Barajas has screwed him his entire career.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha. If he’s getting held down by Rod Barajas, Chad Moeller screwed Chad Moeller.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Why?

Because Chad Moeller sucked worse than Barajas?

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

The Dodgers got more than they could have expected from the catching crew after Martin went down. Even including Ausmus, the three combined for .284/.365/.415 in 202 PA.

They were definitely bad in throwing out runners, but I don’t have the exact numbers for those dates just yet.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Baserunning

Keep in mind these CS include pitcher pickoffs, but…

First 107 games: 55 SB, 31 CS (64%, 0.80 SB attempts per game)
Last 55 games: 42 SB, 8 CS (84%, 0.91 SB attempts per game)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

They only got better when Barajas showed up.

Martin went down during the game on 8/3. For the next three weeks, until 8/24, Ausmus and Ellis did the catching.

Ausmus hit .167/.250/.167 over that period. Ellis hit .217/.217/.261.

I’ll grant you that it’s three weeks and a small sample size, but so is Barajas’s performance.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So most of that dissatisfaction

is with the three weeks right after Martin went down. Okay, now I understand the comments. Thanks for reminding me of that dismal period because I could not understand what anyone was talking about.

FYI – I am listening to the To The Bone Double CD Kink set – bloody awesome.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the Dodgers had that insanely long streak of catchers not throwing out a runner. It was somewhere near 40 straight SB.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Things definitely did get better when Barajas showed up. I admit that I didn’t really notice because the rest of the team was in the crapper.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

O.T. alert!

“Accused tarantula smuggler caught in federal web” Headline in L.A.Times. ‘Operation Spiderman’ mentioned. Could get 20 years in jail.. Should have just smuggled cocaine-it’s a shorter sentence.

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

Magic

Michael: “So this is the magic trick huh?”
GOB: “Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy.”

“Any magician can make a Queen of Diamonds disappear. What about a whole BOAT?” —GOB during Spring Break, “Missing Kitty”

This illusion wasn’t an illusion at all. After announcing that he’ll make the yacht disappear at a Girls with Low Self-Esteem filming the year prior, GOB sinks the yacht

by megaballs on Dec 3, 2010 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

That Zach Braff guest spot

Was probably one of my favorite guest stars in the show’s brief run. Charlize Theron, Scott Baio, Henry Winkler…amazing stuff.

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 12:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

A quick check of options and the Dodgers' current 40 man roster

3 players out of options that will bear watching in ST, Giminez, Hu and Paul.
Players with one option – Elbert, Troncoso, Leach, Schlicting, Ellis
Players with two options – Ely, Link, Guerra, Hoffman, DeJesus, Robinson
Players with three options – Mitchell, Lindsey, Vasquez, Monasterios

There players on the probable Dodger 25-man roster with options but I don’t think there are on the bubble list for going back down.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

Counting Hawksworth (out of options) as a lock? I think he probably is close.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but he was on the Cards for 2 years which puts him ahead of those guys

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Gimenez bears no watching. The other two do.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No options

why would they bother if they didn’t think he might stick out of spring training. If they don’t get another catcher couldn’t you see an argument where he is the back up catcher and Ellis goes to AAA for depth?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He's insurance

If one or two catchers get hurt in the spring, he can start on the 25-man roster. Otherwise, they can try to send him through waivers at the end of spring when most rosters are set anyway.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe Link only has one option left

and also Belisario of course has no options left, and with a potentially pretty crowded bullpen and the fact that he might be late again, you never know what could happen

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 3, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Why does Robinson only have two options? Wasn’t he just added to the 40-man last year?

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He was added last winter. He used an option in 2010

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I missed that. I don’t recall him being with the Dodgers.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

He wasn't with the Dodgers

He was optioned to the minors…in spring training.

After being added to the 40-man last November.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thanks for the clarification.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Belisario should just leave now to get to ST on time

what were people saying the bullpen might look like? It kinda got LAT’d.

My take (and it’ll likely be wrong but I am taking a stab at this attempting to know about baseball thing)

Broxton
Kuo
Dutch MF Rudder
Hawksworth
Belisario/Elbert/Troncoso
Link/Ze German/Loogy
Long Man

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

is that too many?

That seems like too many

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Going with the assumption Padilla is signed

Broxton
Kuo
Kenley
Erin
Belisario
Elbert
Padilla

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with this

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

That’s what I would guess too, but would I be shocked if they sign a veteran LOOGY? Nope.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Might be the best pitching staff

in December we have had in years and years.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If they do, does Elbert get Rule 5’d? Or do I have that wrong?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

No

He’s on the 40-man. He’s protected

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

7 is right. I’d say Belli is a lock too. Probably gonna add some free agent to the pen.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Hawk is the long man.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn you uncle google

You beat me to it!

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine (revised)

Brox
Kuo
Jansen
Belisario
Hawk
Padilla (if/when the signing becomes official)
LOOGY

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I am concerned about this

serious questions for me about every name on this list. The bullpen makes me sadface.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Every name?

Including DR?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, but only because of limited time with the club. I like him though.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The only question

is by how many strikeouts will the Dodgers set a new club record for bullpen punchouts

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally

Ghosts have a hard time with reality

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It is this that allows me to blank out 11-2010

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

We have enough innings in our rotation

they won’t get the chance.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

If there’s no Troncoso…does that mean our dance off was for naught?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Is any dance off really for naught?

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? I think that bullpen could be rather terrific, too.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree, it COULD be terrific

It could also be horriific

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You could say that about 29 other bullpens

relief is super duper volatile

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

but psychological scars take time to repair, and my therapist still thinks we should devote more time to the Angels and Yankees games.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course

I’m just more optimistic than you that it won’t suck, based on the talent. They also have some potentially useful arms in the minors. I’d rather go with that crew than see Ned trade for veteran grit in the pen, but he probably will.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating we spend money on bullpen arms.

I’m just not ready to hope for a return to ’09 lights-outedness.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Any Fringe fans?

And if so, have you used the word “vagenda” today?

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 3, 2010 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo

leg kicking all the way to the bank. Three years, $35m, per Rosenthal. Ted Lilly is looking sweet now.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:55 PM PST reply actions  

That said, I do like Arroyo.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Similar contract to Kuroda’s in ‘08. I would say they overpaid a bit, but I wouldn’t call it a bad decision. I am glad we snagged Lily for a song.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

“Theo Epstein is a genius, he got Wily Mo Pena and all he had to give up was a declining Bronson Arroyo”

Dumb things I have said #4539.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

My #4539 was, “What’s the difference Hiram Bocachica and Alfonso Soriano?”

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What was the answer

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I think 4000-6000

concerned an ex boyfriend

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Pavano smiles

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't Colletti thinking about

picking him up in a waiver deal last year?

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was Harang, but I could be mistaken.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

With your track record

let’s just say the mistake is mine. :-)

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Arroyo was rumoured as well

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you secretly Canadian?

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Canucks tend to use the letter “u” a lot.

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

old english

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned is crazy

like a fox

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

6539

someone needs a hobby.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

You know what

I’ve just about had it with your sass.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Who would win in a fight

AJP or Farnsworth?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

A friend in elementary school took a Karate class where Gott was involved.

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I did as well

and I knew/know him fairly well. I used to volunteer at his autistic center and his daughter went to my high school

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 3, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Gott threw me BP at Dodger Stadium

It was at a company event. It was awsome and he hung some breaking shit on purpose so I owe him for that

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I first read that as

Jim Gott “threw at me” …

Did you charge the mound?

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I would've

but dude smartly didn’t provoke my righteous wrath

Good thing he is quite the gentleman, because he is large and would have broke me

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The answer is always Erin Hawksworth

How many days in a row can I post this pic?

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it should be a required daily post

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm all for pictures of hot chicks

and I think Ms. Erin here looks great, but I don’t want to become that blog. I guess there’s a fine line to walk between the occasional eye candy and super bro-hood.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I can make this right! Just post this every time they post her

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

more sauce(what is this MCC?)

http://www.latimesmagazine.com/2010/08/andreethier.html

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

WRONG TEAM

What is wrong with you?

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now

Nolander’s just helping a sister out. I appreciate this.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Skirts like dre

you want more skirts around? You gotta give em what they want.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this girl in Australia tweeted me

@mrcdrad @soyboquense I wuv Andre Ethier! ♥ 7:09 AM Dec 2nd via web

by delias man on Dec 3, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

then she said

@mrcdrad @Soyboquense also don’t mind that lad Matt Kemp and the Jap guy the pitcher

by delias man on Dec 3, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuroda?

or did she mean Kuo?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

alternatively

you could have this picture, which is a total wtf moment

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he borrow one of your tops?

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

hah yeah

that one gave me pause

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

...wow

that’s a fantastic picture of Dre.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

you need considerably more Bills in this photo if you want to appease Maddz.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

for some reason

“Chad Billingsley Suit” yielded this gem

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

2nd amendment

fuck yeah!

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

oh my god

I searched “Chad Billingsley signing” to see if I could find a picture of him in street clothes, and there was the YA RLY owl. I was like, that’s weird, and moused over it to see what it was, and it was REFERRING TO A COMMENT BY ME ON TBLA

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

[x]

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The comments there optimistically deriding the Giants for losing

 make me sad though.

but love the owl.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Still don’t find her attractive

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you not find attractive?

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It's true

I can’t help it. I have no reason to be angry with you, but I am.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it is just the photo. I hate the pose

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I am glad I have never smoked whatever you are smoking.

by BFDC on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just a preference. I think it is also the I tried really hard to look like this look

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t think Eric likes robots

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I am programmed to not care :)

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I love robots

Specifically ones that are the same age as me when I was 13

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Is anyone here old enough to remember the “Robot” 2-XL from the late 70’s? It was the smartest toy robot in the world… that worked with 8-track tapes.

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

and when it broke, we stuffed it with firecrackers and newspapers soaked with lighter fluid

it was glorius

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I still have mine if you have some more firecrackers…

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

though this part was interesting
They need to trade RHP Ronald Belisario, who missed most of Spring Training with visa problems and a month of the season with personal problems that were reported to be substance-abuse related. They can trade 1B James Loney, but only if they come up with a slugging replacement at the position. LHP Scott Elbert falls somewhere in between. He left Triple-A and went home for the second half of the season with personal problems. He returned to pitch decently in the Arizona Fall League and he might make the club as a reliever, or he might need a change of scenery.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes a lot of sense to trade guys at their lowest value.

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

We need to trade a reliever…? Hmmm. Would he even fetch anything with his history?

“Hey, who wants a good reliever?”
“Wait. Why don’t you want a reliever?”
“Oh, no reason…*mutters*becausehehasissues”
“Oh, well, then, SIGN ME UP!”

Yeah, don’t think so.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ronald Bellisario for Hunter Pence.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We need to trade him because he let the team down.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaah

that Gurnick, just when I think he’s okay, he lazes through an article like that.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Misty May-Treanor will watch her husband’s home games in Texas.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

I saw her at whole foods. so Tall.

by delias man on Dec 3, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Catcher Hector Gimenez

I like this Giminez signing
As I recall, he had some potential as a catcher, offensively and defensively.
It adds to the organizational depth at the AAA/MLB level, costs nothing and could stick in 2011 in LA over Ellis, pass through waivers or just get cut.
If we have some deadweight $ on the payroll and payroll limitations, this is the kinda rock we need to turn over.

" 28-year old SWITCH-HITTING catcher Hector Gimenez to a minor league deal. Gimenez played in 94 games in AA-ball last season and he was 103 of 338 (.305 avg, .916 OPS) with 49 runs scored, 16 homers, 72 RBIs and 6 stolen bases. His only major league experience came in 2006 with the Astros when he played in 2 games and was 0 for 2. The Dodgers needed some depth in the organization at catcher so I really like this signing for them. "Yardbarker
“Gimenez missed all of the 2007 season in Houston after surgery to repair a torn labrum in his right shoulder. He spent the last two seasons in the Pirates organization, hitting .305/.384/.533 in Double A last season. He was an Eastern League All-Star in 2010. Gimenez is currently hitting .253/.330/.442 with Tigres de Aragua in the Venezuelan Winter League.” ES 11/19/10

Other than he’s a Venezuelan and was a Top Ten Prospect – 2003 Hou (#8),2004 Hou (#6), I know or see nothing here. And last year looks like an outlier, as he’s sporting a .318 career Minor League OBP with no SLG.

Late bloomer? Price is right and no downside so long as we have room on the 40 man roster.

I’m hoping Wallach’s kid can continue to develop.

by megaballs on Dec 3, 2010 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Yep, take a flier on him, if he looks like he’s for real in Spring make him the backup, otherwise who cares.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone think they'll actually do this?
Vicente Padilla hasn’t been ruled out. His stuff is still so good, he could probably close, and there is concern about Jonathan Broxton’s dreadful finish

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 1:23 PM PST reply actions  

The way it’s being discussed, I’m starting to expect it.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You know what that means

time to wildly speculate about what song Padilla would use as a closer.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

“Tiny Bubbles”?

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I shot the Sherriff

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 3, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The Minus 5’s “With a Gun”

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Vinnie's got a gun

Sung to the Aerosmith tune…

He is welcome to use my closer song: Hey Joe

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for someone to use my closer song: the theme from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

we of a certain age approve!

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

one younger

does too!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It is a fantastic movie

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t you just imagine the bullpen door swinging open, the theme starting….

oooo eeee ooo…. wah wah waaahhhh…

… and Broxton slowly, slowly making his way to the mound?

It would be awesome.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The 2001 theme also works here. Just ask Ric Flair.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

That guy's still alive?

I loved watching wrestling when I was younger with my grandpa…him, Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, the Undertaker. Good times.

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

still alive

still wrestling as far as I know. I think in TNA

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Good to know. Thanks.

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I saw him

in fact I know I saw him, drinking bloody marys on a wednesday AM in the Orlando airport. He had that orange bacon colored tan of the salon or spray
 
I wanted to mock him openly, but feared his hair

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably a good call

The hair, the bedazzled robe, and the neon feathered boa are a potent combination.

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

“The way I figure, there’s really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you.”

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know man

Leone, over-rated director, or most over-rated director?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't judge movies

based on who directed them

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, i’m not a fan of any of them, so that’s why I said it.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we separate directorial greatness from entertainment?

While I see your point, if I stumble across one of the his films I watch it. I am forever entertained.

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That's where we differ

I find them nearly unwatchable. But I know i’m in the minority.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 3, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm late to this

Psycho Killer

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 3, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

at a reasonable price I’d take him. Bullpen, 6th starter, w/e. He wouldn’t close unless we were in pretty bad shape, ie – Broxton sucks again, Guo’s arm falls off, Jansen slips on black ice and breaks his leg.

by Xeifrank on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

but I think the Broxton thing is being blown out of proportion far more in the national media than in the Dodgers front office.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

To the signing. Probably not, tho the closing part.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I personally think it would be awesome

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

it'd be the only time

that people were hoping for a slow pitch from a closer

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Padilla sweats too much to be a closer

and people already question his heart. So I’d say, nah, won’t happen.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If the game were managed like it should be ...

On those days that Broxton/Jansen/Kuo could use rest, have Padilla pitch the final 2-3 innings.
 
Padilla increases your chances of smokejumping with your entire bullpen – if you’re smart enough to take advantage.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 1:30 PM PST reply actions  

That would be awesome

If they actually did that.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

requires brave intelligence by the manager

but oh so obvious and practical

Jon, wanna manage?

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

actually

that’s a great move, this way Donnie Two Time won’t screw up if Brox is on the mound!

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Donnie Double-Dip?

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Rollie Fingers-esque

thought I don’t think Padilla can do a mustache, much less a Rollie one

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone at DT brought up acquiring Gardner

Thoughts/feelings?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:36 PM PST reply actions  

He’s like Jacoby Ellsbury but good.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

from the yanks?

if they sign crawford go for it

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t even good enough to finish that no-hitter at Dodger Stadium!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh dang it

Jon, I was about to respond to USChris, but it would have been really sarcastic and then I caught myself before submitting it.

It was this:
Well, USChris, I believe that hosting countries are chosen by votes. In this instance, the US and Qatar were the last two countries, with more people voting for Qatar than the US in the final round.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

If Padilla were to come back

It reminds me of Belliard last year. With Carroll in the fold and DeWitt the presumed most-time starter, no way Belliard was coming back. Yet, there Belliard was, re-singing on January 26.

Padilla coming back would be similar, in that we have Garland, but even weirder since it’s the first week of December. I hope Padilla has a better return than did Belliard.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Belliard has a helluva voice. :)

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. I could have seen a move where Padilla wakes up, realizes its February and every team has signed their starting pitchers, so he agrees to a deal with the Dodgers. But to do so in December is very strange.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s the Manny Mota factor.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be funny on some level if MLB pursued tampering charges against Mota, for calling Uribe before the FA period began. :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Manny will respond, “Que?”

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Except way more potential value in Padilla.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

I’m excited about it, to be sure.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And now back to our programming

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

“so then I figured, when’s the next time I’ll be in Haiti…now let’s get back to this one.”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone loves soap bubbles!

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially when they are followed by 94-95 on the black.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine the velocity if they limit Padilla to one inning of work!

I could easily be talked into Padilla as the closer.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

The Padilla Flotilla comes out of the bullpen in the ninth!

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like it. If you make him a short reliever and Garland’s arm explodes, there’s no option to stretch him out in the minors.

by silverwidow on Dec 3, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We have this Blake Hawksworth.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

o rly?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

and now we talk about Erin again…

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

At least use a different one

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair game

Photobucket

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

also

Good LORD

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see the obvious

but really not intrigued by it

really

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

at least nothing on him is fake

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

you act like you’ve never seen an attractive man before. . . .

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

not like that I haven't

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You gotta love that man for his brains.

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I do

and his wicked sense of humor

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

+100

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

is there room for his board?

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

when you go on a little surfin’ safari, you don’t need boards

by Josie Becker on Dec 3, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

y’all act like you’ve never seen an attractive woman before

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Puberty is a bitch

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this a nolander pedo joke?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 3, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I get his point though. Hawksworth will work in a pinch, but if Garland blows out his arm in May, how do you get Padilla back into “starter” shape.

Not sure that’s a reason to build your bullpen strategy (the chance of Garland getting hurt) but his point makes sense.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Use Padilla for 2 to 3 innings ever time you bring him in?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. That’s why he’s saying he wouldn’t like what I proposed/considered of making him the “closer”

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He can be his own set up man

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Since Padilla is made of glass and a little bit of lead, I don’t know how well this would go.

by regfairfield on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, so that was their plan by making him opening day starter this year

;-)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Padilla’s not going to the minors, period, so it just works like it works with any spot starter, whether it’s Hawksworth, Padilla, Monasterios, whatever.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

When you need an emergency start, you pick the guy who’s most rested and can give you the most innings, piece together things for the rest of the game, and then go from there. Padilla gives you 3 innings in an emergency start, and then if you need him the next game, he gives you 4 or 5 innings, and so forth.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

But none of them would be asked to pitch 1 inning burnouts like we would from a closer.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I’m misunderstanding you. No, I don’t think Padilla is going to go straight from closing to the starting rotation. But I don’t think anyone’s really anticipating he’ll leapfrog Broxton, Jansen and Kuo to become a full-time closer.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I was saying I could be talked into Padilla being made a traditional closer and silverwidow was concerned that if you do that it would eliminate the option of Padilla transitioning into a starter if necessary (for more than a spot start.)

I don’t think it would happen. But Padilla could be better than Broxton or Jansen and Kuo still may have that “don’t pitch on two consectuve nights” thing next year.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i wonder though

if they may have liked the closer by matchup that occured at the end of last year.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 3, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Again, silverwidow was objecting to an idea of making Padilla a traditional closer.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking context

how does it work?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

/magnets

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

ICP, asking the hard questions.

0oo0oo0000oo0o00ooo0oo0o0ooo0o0o0. . .. . . . . .

by Ghost_of_K3vo on Dec 3, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Find a woman named Context
2) …you know the rest

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Context Hawksworth

I could see it

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 3, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I like when great abstract ideas

get pulled into theoretical morass for no reason other than we have too much time on our hands

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the point where

I can only think of one thing, “My cats breath smells like catfood.”

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I am failing to get the point......

If a reliever throws hard for one or two innings, and a starter has to pace himself, why would it be difficult to go from MR to starter. Is it that difficult to pace yourself? If so, that would be a “Mind set” problem, and could be corrected by having the pitching coach say, between innings, “Pace yourself”.
It’s a simple game: you throw the ball, you catch the ball. It’s not rocket science.

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The human arm is not a fan of such things.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell that to Mickey Lolich

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The question is how quickly can one switch from pitching 1-2 innings at a time to pitching 5-6 or more. The answer is something longer than “immediately.”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

but is it sooner rather than later?

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I'm just too Old school

I am not a fan of the “100 pitch limit” either. I guess I’ll have to become a Rangers fan.

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not a fan of ruined arms

but 100 pitches seems too base 10 of a number for it really to be true
 
Better a 100, than nothing

Better yet something tailored to pitcher, pitches per inning, types of innings, and other factors I am too dumb or too lazy to think about

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You can stay with the Dodgers, it's cool :)

Innings thrown by starters in 2010:

Dodgers: 952 2/3
Rangers: 951 2/3

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

I really didn’t want to leave. Just a ploy for sympathy.

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric

You must be sitting infront of five computers with a T-3 line to get those stats so quickly! (or do you just make them up to suit your evil purposes?)

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The amazing stat I saw this week and Eric saw it too

In 1971, Mickey Lolich started 45 games for the Tigers and pitched 376 innings (8.1 innings per start) with 29 complete games, he only had 6 no-decisons. He pitched 5 innings or less 5 times but also pitched 10 or more innings 5 times. Five of his 29 complete games were less than 9 innings (4 were 8 IP losses, the other was an 8.2 IP loss).

That year had 4 Baltimore starters with 20 or more wins and probably a top 10 first full year by a starting pitcher when Vida Blue had a WHIP under 1 (with 308 IP) and an ERA+ of 185. Only Dwight Gooden at age 20 had a better than Blue for a player with 3 or less years experience at age 21 or younger.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

Now that’s a real innings eater.

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

I want to come up with a ballpark snack called “Innings,” and sell it at Dodger Stadium with a marketing campaign built around “Innings” eaters. Then I will become rich.

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Lining up investors now

hmmm….that is what they should have called the rocky mountain oysters in CO

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m in. Just need a spokesperson… Ethier was all up in the Bacon Wrapped Hot Dog deal so I bet he’s interested but we probably need a pitcher… Fernando!

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That works, considering I almost typed Wakefield.

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Gardner

just had wrist surgery
http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/12/01/surgery-for-aceves-and-gardner/

Didn’t realize that. Makes him less appealing but also probably less costly in trade. And he’s supposed to be ready for ST.

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by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 2:05 PM PST reply actions  

I read that as Garland

and nearly did a spit take.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 3, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ditto

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, but we were wondering aloud about Brett Gardner earlier

could be available if Yankees sign a Crawford (or Werth)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop teasing me

I like the idea, don’t want to find a lump of coal instead of Garner in my baseball sock

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Humma

there’s a limerick contest going on here. My friend, the one from TBLA Night, is the author and a fan of limericks.

This is open to anyone, fyi, but Humma seems to enjoy that particular format of verse.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

oops

it’s a haiku. My brain is fried.

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

my first submission

sinus infection
requires ample cock sauce
pho, king of delight

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

well played, has inspired...

Vocal inflection
made mute by spicy rooster
damn, that cock is hot

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

I hope you submitted that :)

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

um nope, once was more than enough

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

how about this

I’ll submit it and then give you the book if it wins?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this the Siracha cookbook guy?

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

it is!

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

What a Renaissance man.

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

he's awesome

he just got hired to be Stone Brewery’s PR Coordinator. I am very proud of him. :)

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Unscientific and small sample size

I searched the Cardinals SBN blog for the term “Erin Hawksworth” and came up with 3 comments, two on the day Blake pitched against the Dodgers in 2009 and one this week when he was traded to the Dodgers.

Using the same term and searching on TBLA, there have been 10 comments since Tuesday.

I could try using just “Erin” but I thought I would bring that piece of research for everyone’s amusement.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

“Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.”

by JonWeisman on Dec 3, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Even I’ve seen that movie.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Filmed at University of Oregon :)

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven't

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 3, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The best fans in baseball don’t have time for such shenanigans.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to go to

my wife’s Christmas Party tonight and there are a few Dodger fans there I can conversate with. Need some more topics besides Martin, Padilla, Garlands MRI and Uribe.
Who would we like to see Ned pickup for LF?

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

The tilt on Schlichtling’s slider is always a good warm-up topic.

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t even say that five times fast! Schlichtling’s slider, Scwichtling’s swider, Sickening’s sider… see.

by RawhideBlue on Dec 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Heard he’s close to re-signing with Detroit.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Greatest Offense in History Part 2?

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not quite as good as getting a franchise corner infielder in a trade and then locking him up for the better part of a decade.

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, I read that as greatest off-season

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Higher number

Lakers regular season wins in 2010-2011 season, or Rafael Furcal regular season games missed in 2011.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 3, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re a cruel man.

by LA Taco on Dec 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll go with Lakers. Contract year.

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

higher number

Laker current losing streak or the number of games Furcal plays?

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, good one

Raffy usually misses about a third of the season, and the Lakers are on pace for ~60 wins I believe, so simple mathematics will tell you it’s Laker wins. Queensbridge! :-)

by TomasC on Dec 3, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Red Sox, Padres Talking Adrian Gonzalez Trade per MLB Trade Rumors

The Red Sox and Padres are discussing a potential trade that would send Adrian Gonzalez to Boston, according to Gordon Edes of ESPNBoston.com. Red Sox GM Theo Epstein appears to be making “some headway” in tempting Padres GM Jed Hoyer with a package of top prospects, Edes reports.

The proposed deal would include minor league players only. Hoyer, new assistant Josh Byrnes and Padres exec Jason McLeod are all former Red Sox executives, so they know the team’s system well. Other clubs also have strong interest in the first basem

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

If A-Gon goes, does Bell too?

by kinbote on Dec 3, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Surely, that is a given.

The monkey is out of the bottle.

by G.Scott on Dec 3, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

we can haz?

"Are you telling me they are out of dragons?"
"They never had dragons!"
"Who didn't?"
"The world!"

by Maddz on Dec 3, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

You want to pay the price in prospects for a reliever?

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

not me

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, San Diego gave it a good try last year, but time to face the music…

by Michael White on Dec 3, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Laird Hamilton seems like a Comic Book hero

Surfing a 100 foot wave, being towed in by a jet ski, goes down, jet ski rides in to scoop him up but they get tangled up and have to deal with getting hit by huge wave after huge wave. One wave does enough damage to the driver of the jet ski that he’s cut and bleeding out, Laird takes off his wet suit, creates turniquet, swims him and his buddy 800 yard(that is the story) to the jet ski which does not start, he uses something forgot what to rig the jet ski to start, drives the jet ski onto the beach, naked he walks up the beach with his friend, drops him down, waits for the ambulance, then dons another wet suit and head back into the ocean for more surfing.

Heard on the Jon Stewart show excerpted from the book called Waves.

If you don’t think any of this is true watch the movie Riding Giants a documentary on surfing the big waves.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389326/

Anyway this is for Maddz and Josie

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 3, 2010 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

Yep and she is now 40

On November 30, 1997, Gabrielle married the Hawaiian big-wave surfer Laird Hamilton. She filed for divorce in January 2001,5 but reconciled a year later. They have two children together: daughters Reece Viola Hamilton (born in October 2003) and Brody Jo Hamilton (born on January 1, 2008 in Hawaii).6 She and Hamilton also are raising Izabella, Hamilton’s daughter from a previous marriage. The Hamilton-Reece family splits time residing in Hawaii and Malibu, California. In the latter, she is known as a member of the “Malibu Mob”, a group of celebrity friends and neighbors that includes actor John Cusack, hockey player Chris Chelios, and tennis player John McEnroe.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 3, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

A yankee fan just texted

that Martin may go to the Yanks. Is this true?

by DodgerSF on Dec 3, 2010 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

I would think Toronto would be a top contender along with New York.

by Table on Dec 3, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

No, nothing's true or known right now

only that they were interested before, in a trade that we should be glad didn’t happen. but they are a contender for him, along with toronto, a few other teams and the dodgers still.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 3, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if the Mets would be interested

by Table on Dec 3, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe he’s an opossum

"Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

by iiidown on Dec 3, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t agree. I would like to see Martin back, but if he goes elswhere, I think Ned goes with Barajas and Ellis as his catchers with Himenez and JD Closser at AAA. That’s justifiable seeing as it can be argued that Ellis is better than Barajas, and Barajas should be backing him up. It’s just the unfortunate truth that Ned waited until the free agent market was depleted to find resolution with Martin. Torrealba would have been an ideal replacement, Kemp brawl withstanding.

by Table on Dec 3, 2010 3:31 PM PST reply actions  

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IF 13 DeJesus $448,992
C 18 Treanor $850,000

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SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
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RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
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LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



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Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
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