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Dodgers Close To Signing Dioner Navarro

"We'll take the one on the left." (Photo: Chris McGrath/Getty Images)

The Dodgers are close to a deal with former catcher Dioner Navarro, formerly of the Rays, per Tony Jackson of ESPN LA. Any chances, however slight, of a Russell Martin return to the Dodges seem near impossible now.

UPDATE: Dylan Hernandez of the LA Times says the deal is done, pending a physical.

How did DRaysBay react to Navarro's departure from Tampa Bay? Per Steve Slowinski: "I think I speak for the entire Tampa Bay community when I say, 'Thank goodness that's over.'"

One the signings of Vicente Padilla, Tony Gwynn Jr., and Navarro are finalized, the Dodgers 40-man roster will be full.

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In other news, George Sherrill signed a one-year deal with the Braves worth $1.2 million, plus $200,000 in potential incentives, per Jerry Crasnick of ESPN.

Oh yeah, ESPN and MLB want to move up opening day for the Dodgers and Giants to March 31, in San Francisco instead of Los Angeles. The two teams would still play their scheduled series in LA from April 1-4, but the April 11 game in San Francisco would technically be the game that moves. Still, forget that noise.

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I would

have bet my sagging balls that Navarro was going to end up with Depodesta, he had such a hard on for him.

I’m quite glad we signed Navarro, not long ago he showed some decent OBP skills, he comes with some baggage but no one in baseball has had to walk in his shoes over the last few years. Plus this will give Vinny plenty to talk about for a while.

Now just sign Scott Hairston and call it a winter.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

do you not understand how words work?! now I have a mental image of sagging balls

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

consider it my gift to you.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Like the jelly of the month club.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

ok I just burst out laughing in the library, you guys are assholes

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s the gift that keeps on giving, the whole year long.

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 8, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Just starting off into a winters morn, and some asshole…

by robotmadeofnails on Dec 8, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

meercat no care….

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

We are lusting after Hairston now?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold prediction

Mattingly will teach Dioner his extreme patience philosophy and Dioner will out-OPS Martin.

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

Could happen

back in 2008 they were both good offensive catchers.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Plus Dioner is MUCH better batting lefty and that is how he will get all of his AB’s.

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That's not fair

we never let Russ hit left handed to know for sure who is better.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

not true....

i’ve seen him hit lefty in spring for the last few years. He said it’s because he got tired hitting just righty. didn’t make much sense to me then and doesn’t make much sense to me now.

by Scioscia14 on Dec 8, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I have thought of this

with each low OBP percentage guy we sign. It’ll be interesting to see if there are any results.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Look on the bright side

If they did that, the season starts a day earlier for us.

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

Everybody knows you don’t bend over backwards for the Giants. The Giants bend over forwards for you.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I will admit that the mohawk is an interesting play on the pigtail, but I can adapt

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1159643794#!/group.php?gid=2233931021

you?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

ahuh

The funniest part is when people started joining it that I had spoken to in YEARS.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

oh wait, I responded before looking at it.

I’m facebook.com/tintinnabula

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

not giving me the option to add you

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

hmm my security might be super high.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

try again

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Done

you’re now stuck with me

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

loved your first question, btw.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I said, it’s very important.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha awesoke.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Navarro?

Jesus Fucking Christ, they really are getting the band back together.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 8, 2010 2:13 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Where is Jolbert Cabrera

I always liked that dude’s name and the way Vin would say it.

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I want Olmedo

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 8, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think jason Phillips should platoon with Loney.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Just checked

Jolbert threw up a 181 OPS+ in the Mexican league last year. PVL alert, get Ned on the phone!

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Jeff Reboulet?

by The Real Pancho on Dec 8, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? lol. I just wanted to say that name!

by The Real Pancho on Dec 8, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Kevin Elster was more fun.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Good timing

I just tweeted this:

Here’s an idea: Dodgers should only agree to Mar 31 opener in SF (instead of Apr 1 in LA) if SF gives ceremony for Kevin Elster’s 3-HR game

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Hiram Bocachica

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Jake out of jail yet?

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Jake passed away a few years ago.

We are trying one of Roseanne’s exes to fill his shoes.
IVdown will be needed to audition for the up and coming youngster roll in this.

by Grimjack on Dec 8, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a good fit.

as long as i get 10% of the gross.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

For all three of us that were hoping for this

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2010/12/magglio-ordonez-rumors-wednesday.html

I forgot that Boras was his agent…Maggs should just sack up and head back to Detroit. He’s loved there, he can DH to keep the daily grind lower, and the Tigers just might pay him 2/20 like he wants. Freakin’ Boras…

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 2:20 PM PST reply actions  

So at this point

where do the Dodgers stack up against the rest of the NL West?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:24 PM PST reply actions  

because it seems like the only issue will be the Rockies and the Giants’ pitching stuff + Posey

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

are you flipping a pen in the air currently?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

No, boring web development.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

As in, finding documents, putting them in the right place, and linking them.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

That

gets a wow

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

This

pretty much sums it up.

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The NL West is a crapshoot

The fucking Padres almost won last year with the worst on-paper team ever.

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

sure

but we wildly speculate about everything else, why not this?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m also taking this as the opportunity to learn more about baseball, since I’ve learned so much from y’all already. :)

<3

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If we aren’t ravaged by injuries, we should compete for first place in the division.

by LA Taco on Dec 8, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If my aunt…

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed

I think we will have the best in division record thus have better overall win loss totals (I attribute this assestment to our SP depth

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Three team race

I fear the Rockies more then the Giants. Unless Kemp / Andre / Loney hit, I don’t think we can compete with them and when I say hit I think the three need to do this:
300/345/485
285/365/500
310/375/425

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

especially when our starting CF hits .260/.300/.280

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Andre can do that, and in fact, I think he will do some very reasonable facsimile of that. He will be somewhere just north of 850 OPS.

I think that is wildly optimistic for Loney. He has never done anything like that in a full season in the majors. You can point to the partial seasons in 06-07 if you like, but I’ll believe that when I see it happen.

So that leaves Kemp. Those numbers are pretty similar to what he did in 09, so clearly, he CAN put up those kind of numbers. But will he? And even if he does, will it be enough? That is the biggest question facing the Dodgers in ’11.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely a 3 team race

keeping in mind how the Padres shocked everyone last year but I see them being no better and likely much worse next year. The DBacks are rebuilding still. Giants, Rox, Dodgers are all good enough and flawed to be in a 3 team race.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 8, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ive heard this before.

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Why

seems like your average off-season. Especially if the Yankees sign Lee and the Angels sign Crawrford.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 8, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I like two of these guys

DodgerDivorce
Will be on KCRW 89.9 FM talking McCourt divorce and Dodgers with Warren Olney and @BillPlaschke at about 3:00 Pacific.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 8, 2010 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

dylanohernandez
  
The #Dodgers are looking at Bill Hall as a possibility in LF.

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

Make it so.

Kinda sad that a Bill Hall signing would make me happy but it’s come to this. It would make me happy.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 8, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

True or False:

If a Bill Hall signing makes you happy, you are living in a world of self-delusion — a lonely place so dark that the briefest flicker of static electricity can be mistaken for light?

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It means you live in a world

where we have really good pitching

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

False

on the grounds of poetic license and excessive gin-drinking. Request the question be stricken from the record, your honor! {swig}

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 8, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad to be back.

It was a forced absence due to stomach bug. Folly had it first, and then I got it.

At 2am on Monday night.

I was one unhappy Kavula.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The mere thought of Bill Hall gives me a stomach bug

OPS/YEAR
89 / 2007
81 / 2008
58 / 2009
110 / 2010 (Boston)

Average OPS for the four years = 84.5

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 8, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

In fairness to MLB

Didn’t they schedule the April 1-3 at Dodger Stadium before the Gnats won the WS?

by dsm9412 on Dec 8, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

So?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. And?

Do WS teams get some special treatment every year? Maybe they do. Not trying to be flip here. But I think this is still BS.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 8, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

They want to be more like the NFL

thats fine, do it next year and plan ahead.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

if this was the NFL

they would make Phils and SF play on Sunday night.

by delias man on Dec 8, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

at 4:30

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

and there would be a pregame celebrity softball game sponsored by MLB 2K11

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

and Justin Beiber.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

More big red X's

I should have said the Black Eyed Peas.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric

we need a ruling, didn’t you say this photo in particular was a banning photo?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

oh /snap

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

it was relevant to an ongoing discussion, that’s my defense

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I was just in a bad mood that day, and the 37th Bieber photo of the thread made me mad.

It reached Hawksworthian levels of pic overkill.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

there were two, and I had just gotten the press release from Fox, was amused and felt the need to share. excuuuuuuuuuse me!

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Who performed at the show in Vegas?

who was your favorite?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh goodness, Reba was my favorite, though I also enjoyed a duet between Luke Bryan and Jason Aldean. The afterparty hosted by Blake Shelton was completely insane, partly cause of the four fingers of whiskey the bartender poured me and my friend when I asked for two

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

He must of thought that you looked like four-finger girls.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Jason Aldean

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

right? he’s got a great voice even if he wears an earring

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That stuff doesn’t bother me.

Im sure the ladies like it

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Robotmadeofnails

my have a point. After looking at all the photo’s the two best are the two we have already posted. The others bother me.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

of Hawksworth?

Her new Twitter profile photo is pretty great.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

To be clear: was not justifying it

But it seems like a possible reason. Researching it a little, the WS winner the previous year hasn’t opened at home as much as I thought, but there have been a few times when they’ve taken the NFL route (Phillies at home in ’09, White Sox in ’06).

by dsm9412 on Dec 8, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Right but were those occasions cases where they changed the schedule

to accommodate the WS win? That’s my question… anyway, yeah…

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by underdog on Dec 8, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

dylanohernandez

Navarro’s deal with the #Dodgers would be a major-league deal.

Not a surprise.

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

Like I said on the earlier thread

He cannot be optioned without his permission (like Sherrill)

by bhsportsguy on Dec 8, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

On the one hand, I am in the “fuck that noise” crowd.

On the other hand, if the shoe had been on the other foot — the Dodgers had won the WS and were scheduled to open in SF — wouldn’t you want to see that switched? I would, and I wouldn’t be big about it. “It’s our team’s ring,” I’d say. “We should get the first crack at our rivals at home.”

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 2:41 PM PST reply actions  

If the Dodgers won the World Series and opened in SF, I’d show up to work in Dodgers clothes, tell my co-workers to fuck off, and leave work early to go to the game.

So I’d be cool with it. Plus, the Dodgers just won the fucking World Series.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

At first it completely pissed me off until I realized that the April 1 game at home would still happen. Opening day is by far my favorite day in LA every year.

by LA Taco on Dec 8, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

John Sickels ranked Sands #7 in his overall 1B rankings

The post is here

but here is the list:
1. Justin Smoak
2. Eric Hosmer
3. Brandon Belt (Giants)
4. Freddie Freeman
5. Brandon Allen (DBacks)
6. Anthony Rizzo (acquired by Pads for AGon)
7. Jerry Sands
8. Yonder Alonso
9. Chris Carter
10. Johnathan Singleton
11. Mark Trumbo
12. Paul Goldschmidt (DBacks)

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

I saw that. So I looked up his rating for Anthony Rizzo.

Before the 2010 season, Rizzo was a B-minus prospect. Not sure if his performance this year changed that.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure it will

He repeated (and in some ways bettered) his performance at a higher level. Hoyer’s comments make the Padres system sound like shite though.

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And some NL West tidbits:

I am curious if the prospect experts are underestimating Sands. He has power and a solid eye at the plate. I would not be surprised to see him in LA in late 2011.

Last night on the MLB channel, I heard Padres GM Jed Hoyer call Casey Kelly and Anthony Rizzo the Padres top two prospects right now. Rizzo should get a shot to be the Padres first baseman in 2012 at some point.

I could see Allen putting up some decent power this year, but with a .250 BA. Not sure where Towers/Gibson will olay him and what their plans are for him, but he should get a shot after improving his plate discipline in 2010.

Also some prospect guys who have seen Sands play in person say he has looked fine in the OF and could play a corner.

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen him play and

he’s can certainly play in left or right. His arm is above average.

by Scioscia14 on Dec 8, 2010 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahead of Alonso?

Dang.

Oh, and in case you forgot my rant earlier, fuck Mark Trumbo. Asshole.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

those are not john sickels rankings

tht is a guest write ray guiylole from Fake Teams

by matthewmafa on Dec 8, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and they are ranked for Fantasy purposes, which skews things a little.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

damn, I’m sorry Silver&Spouseless, didn’t mean to repost. Anyhow, glad to see we’re still plugging starter holes with subs

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Its not so bad

when its a platoon, and the sub you are signing mashing lefties.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Dad is going to be so mad when he gets home.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

“One of the main reasons we were interested in him was, he re-grew the beard for the playoff run,” Rizzo said. "And that’s the most important reason. He’s often in the playoffs, he’s a championship-caliber player, and he excels at the biggest stages in baseball.

Rizzo threw Werth 126 million because of a killer beard. The best GM.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

Did he really say that?

fucking awesome.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess he thinks it’s hockey

by Jason Ungar on Dec 8, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a year and a week ago

that the Cliff Lee/Roy Halladay trade went down:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4742072

It remains one of the unlikeliest deals I’ve ever experienced.

by kinbote on Dec 8, 2010 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

Dodgers.com story on the

Navarro deal

The Dodgers are close to reacquiring former All-Star Dioner Navarro to compete with catchers Rod Barajas and A.J. Ellis, according to a baseball source, a further indication that Russell Martin won’t be returning.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 8, 2010 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

The “J” was his downfall…

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He lies next to

Hector the Protector Gimenez a.k.a No Chance Jimmy.

by kinbote on Dec 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

it would seem so if you look at his history

He was never the same once he had the J. added to commemorate his Mother

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck his mom.

Even though I’m sure she’s nice.

Excellent....

by Corncake on Dec 8, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

His Dad did...

wait no they “made love” When russell J. was conceived

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

His mom wasn’t the one who put the J on his uniform. That was the beginning and the end of his trouble.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

99 cent tuesdays at Popeye’s Chicken was the begining of the end for Jonathan Broxton.

George Lazenby is James Bond!

by Bobblehead Addict on Dec 8, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to feed a family on $7 million.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Latrell Spreewell told me so.

by prosellis on Dec 8, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, three is more than two, Ned.
“You always need to have more than two,” he said. “You’re always one foul tip away from having one. You’re better to go with more than less.”

by kinbote on Dec 8, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

For whatever reason

I can’t view the previous thread (there are 800+ unread comments). Did I miss anything?

by kinbote on Dec 8, 2010 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

I made people angry

then Josie made people angry, then Josie made other people angry.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I came into that thread wishing everyone the best day ever! It’s not my fault….[edited for time]

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You never made me mad

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Same.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i merely said

that I wanted to drink because I was unhappy. I thanked you for trying to cheer me up :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

Sorry to bring up the past. Carry on.

by kinbote on Dec 8, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

haters gonna hate

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm really impressed

that the last thread surpassed 1200 comments….hasn’t it been a little while since that has been done?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Mostly because our mods have been very good about giving us fresh threads to fill.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Switching Opening Day

would basically turn the Dodgers into the Washington Generals. We’d get to play the foil for ESPN’s showcase team.

This rotten year can’t end soon enough.

by Real DL on Dec 8, 2010 3:08 PM PST reply actions  

which means we better win, and win big. possibly we should also tip over the cable car in center field

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we burn down the big fake glove in LF?

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

we’d need to figure out what it’s made of, and what elements are needed to make it catch fire. I’d also be in support of knocking down the wall in RF

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Or density.

“I’m your density. I mean… your destiny.”

/mcfly

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 8, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh George McFly, how did you ever get laid?

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

he knocked out Biff Tannen and saved his lady love from defilement.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That should put a ribbon on the Winter Meetings.

by kinbote on Dec 8, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Quotes from the Future -- July 31, 2011

“We’re thrilled to add Francoeur to our team for the stretch run,” Colletti said. “We’ve had tremendous success with pickups at the deadline and Jeff will bring his tenacity and veteran leadership to our team.”

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck

So likely and so sad.

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

humma you scare me

with the believability of your ficticious Colletti comments; I just know you’re going to psyche me out one day….I can feel it.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be scared, Joe — I do this for money. I’ve had a lot of practice.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

it's funny

because I thought the Colletti quote from earlier today was someone joking and it turned out to be an actual statement he made.

About it being okay to not upgrade the offense with a middle of the order bat since we already have plenty of speed and defense….UGH!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Dayton Moore would trade a former Braves prospect.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So far

I’ve predicted we’d sign Lance Berkman, Johnny Damon, and Matt Diaz. I guess I’m still alive on the Damon guess.

by kinbote on Dec 8, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, please add Hall to the group so I can dismiss him from my thougts :)

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 8, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Josie will appreciate this Fark headline for a BBC article
Paris receives 4.5 inches of snow, promptly surrenders

Actual article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11951703

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

OMG PRICELESS!!!!

Paris Hilton is dating that old white canadian rapper? When did they hook up? I guess I should start watching TMZ

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Almost as good as the classic: “Fog in Channel; Continent Cut Off”

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

OMG...

It was not usual for us to snow so much…

"Oh ville lumière, sens la chaleur de notre coeur, vois-tu notre ferveur quand nous marchons près de toi. Dans cette conquête, chasser l'ennemi, enfin pour que nos couleurs brillent encore..."

"Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap) et nous chantons en choeur (clap clap clap clap). Nous sommes les parisiens (clap clap clap clap), fidèles à nos couleurs (clap clap clap clap). Lololo lololo, lololo lololo"

Kiss my Aul[ass], hahaha

by Jojo93160 on Dec 8, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone think Lemmerman will eventually be a starter on the big club?

He has surprised the bejeezes out of me with his offensive stats. To be able to produce numbers like that within months after being selected as a sleeper pick in the draft. Do you think Logan White is thinking “I knew it all along” or is he thinking “holy crappola” like I am?

The kid plays short and he’s young too! Right?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:27 PM PST reply actions  

Not that young

We’ll see what he does next year against real competition.

by BFDC on Dec 8, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm rooting for him

but has a long way to go before we can get excited, imho. Would be great to have a SS prospect with some pop, tho.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 8, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree Underdog

I have a sweet spot for SS & C with POP, I really do.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason Bartlett is a Padre
Been writing here folks, it’s a done deal, we should get official word here tonight. I’ll have the details at Padres.com — Bartlett your SS

http://twitter.com/FollowThePadres/status/12648782340558848

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

Jason Bartlett is no Juan Uribe

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

in all the wrong ways.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t tell if this is a stiff price or not.

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What does Jason Bartlett make?

If you are going into full fire sale mode…why even bring in a guy you have to pay?
Ramos/Russell suck…but still.

Strange move.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

about 5mil

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

When Jason Bartlett makes up 20 percent of your payroll….you probably are going to really suck.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially when Ryan Ludwick is another 20%

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You saying the Padres are going to have a 25 Million dollar payroll?

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Blutarsky, it’s best to just let Joey go. He was on a roll.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

They didn't trade AGon

because they couldn’t afford him this year, they traded him because they couldn’t afford him in the future.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't be surprised

if PayPal goes down in the next 24 hours.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

basically

people(4chan/mcc) are angry about paypal/mastercard/visa suspending donations to wikileaks and so are ddosing the fuck out of mastercard and visa, and will probably go after paypal next.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

so it’s a hackers thing? like in that movie where Angelina Jolie wore spandex?

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

yes to the first part, no to the 2nd part

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you mean by “goes down”?

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ddossed to hell

basically can’t acces it/use it.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He means

fellates.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

aka

The Giants fan special

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya don’t have to be a Giant fan to enjoy oral sex.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no joy in being a Giants fan

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Domed again.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn Lucille

You sure get off on withholding things.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m withholding it. Look at me “getting off”

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

"I’m nolander and I want to shoot down everything you say so I feel good about myself."

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

“I’m Mr. F and I like making threads look irrationally long with my signature”.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

"’Cause I’m an uptight… (long bleep)… Buster… (long bleep)… you old horny slut!"

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m G. Scott and I wear the same stupid sweater, every day
--
--
To the Springfield River!!!!!!!!

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember another one

when he was trying to be more “family friendly” though he went back.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Eddie Murphy in 1990

never happened.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

shit

Murray

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Eddie Murray said one of his players ....

would never learn to hit a curve ball because they don’t think they have any issues hitting curveballs. This was back in 2007 I think, and I want to say he was talking about Kemp but don’t hold me to that because I can’t remember for sure.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Remeber when Eddie Murphy tried to pick up a tranny?

How come Hugh Grant gets more crap than Eddie does?

George Lazenby is James Bond!

by Bobblehead Addict on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

its a race thing

/has no idea what he is talking about

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Hugh Grant has far too much scrappiness to let that happen.

Eddie Murphy’s natural athletic ability should have stopped him.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Hugh Grant cheated on Liz Hurley, proving he is a moron.

Murphy was with someone no one cared about.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause I’m an uptight bitch [bleeeeeeeeeep] you horny old slut!

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, no one’s gonna top that.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I do that?

I mean it sounds like great fun, but I didn’t know I did that. Go me.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I just made more people angry

OOPS

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly… yeah, kinda.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

at least drop one of these on him

Make it interesting.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don't like that character

it was funny kinda the first time, and just creepy every time afterwards. Then again I stopped finding the show funny after the 3 1/2ish seasons.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I will be positive

I’m happy the Dodgers have spent money to improve the club as oppose to standing pat
I’m happy the Dodgers made moves early instead of waiting for someone to fall in their lap
I’m happy that the pitching moves have been for people who have been able to eat up IP

Someone please give me a LF…please?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

Better having a overpaid Uribe.

Than having a Garrett Anderson.

George Lazenby is James Bond!

by Bobblehead Addict on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as Uribe looks like he cares when he strikes out.

by kinbote on Dec 8, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s all I ask for.

George Lazenby is James Bond!

by Bobblehead Addict on Dec 8, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just glad your third line didn’t end in ‘fap’ because I know Humma’s rhymnocerous mind went there.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

they call me the rhymenocerous
not because i’m fat
not because i got birds upon my back
but because i’m horny, i’m HORNY

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz just became my favorite person

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the first two rows pregnant.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes, when I freestyle
I lose confidence

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz: TBLA’s version of Gangsta Boo.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Try and be more constructive with your feedback!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz. Since you rap and now live in Tennessee

you remind me of this chick. I think your style is both reckless and cutting edge. You can definately sense your street upbringing in your lyrics. It’s not that often that a woman can mezmorize the masses with the mic in her hand, but you seem to have that “it” quality.

I give it 3.5 out of 4 goblets.

This is who you remind me of….

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangsta_Boo

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

keith, you need to see Flight of the Conchords.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it this part?
She is currently facing criminal charges of conspiracy to commit armed robbery in North Mississippi

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I didnt read it!

That’s swesoke.

She used to live on “Mud Island” in Memphis. She had an apartment below a buddy of mine.

He said she was really cool.

LOL

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe

you picture Maddz looking like this on the back of a bike? (click to enlarge, if you must)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Emmitt Smith driving the bike?

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

My ass is nowhere near that spectacular

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

After pondering a bit, I’ve decided that there is absolutely no appropriate on-topic reply I can make here, besides this one.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

um. did my comment get deleted?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no

it just somehow hid itself. weird.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm wearing sweatpants right now!

Cute dress was cute, but I couldn’t wear the cowboy boots anymore

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re not planning on being in public for the rest of the night then it’s okay….I guess.
:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I have a fever and it’s like, 15 degrees outside. So no, no publicness for me. I do have the house to myself. Maybe I’ll be naked instead.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

As Josie says, “do you not understand how words work? I now I have a mental image…..”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

JTSS

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

No game tonight?

I thought you’d be there.

Not being funny.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Had to work late,

sold the game

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking work.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

My fault

I wouldn’t have to work late if not for this fucking blog

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Not me

If it wasn’t this fucking blog, I’d waste time some other way.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that is true

I’v e been wasting time one way or another for most of my life

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

But that is simply how I bluff my way through life.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I do enjoy Three 6 Mafia

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta stay Fly-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew all the words to a certain ode to fellatio back in high school.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That may be the song posted above????

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the fuckin HS anthem at one point.

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck yes it was

it was quite…full of imagery

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

only at NoHo

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Biggest misnomer for a HS ever? Even back in the day it was, “if at first you don’t succeed, try NoHo”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Redondo was only marginally better

Redondo Union High School turned into R U High School to the more imaginationally-challenged rivals.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

psh whatever

Where you from? NORTH HOLLYWOOD!!

To my never lasting embarrassment, my father asked one of the student tour guides during orientation where “South Hollywood” was. He knew there wasn’t one, but the student looked at him and then at ME like we were both crazy.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What a kidder that guy.

I had a couple exchange students attend Chatsworth HS. I always had to suppress a smirk when the girls would do a “C-House” chant.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

god. that chant.

“WHOSE HOUSE?!”

The Birmingham kids were the worst. I had to work with a ton of them at Ultrazone.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife

is a Birmingham grad. She said there were two kinds of kids there; she was the kind that lived north of campus.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhh

sure

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I went there, fine school. Loved my first day and a riot at the basketball game with Poly.

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

to North Hollywood?

When did you graduate?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I went to NorthHo and Burbank HIgh my freshman year to live with my dad. Came home to Palmdale for the rest of LIFE but 2006

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by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I graduated in 2004. I was hoping we would have passed each other! I was in the marching band. :)

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to be in the library for lunch. Longest lunch ever..

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by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t say he graduated. ;-)

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LAUSD ftw!!

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by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I am

also a product of the LAUSD. Fortunately I graduated in 1978, just as Proposition 13 passed.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My entire family on my moms and dads side went to either Poly, Grant, Burbank, or Verdugo. My step dad went to Poly as well.

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

and you landed at NH? You poor bastard

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Till I Die-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i

Disregard females, acquire currency.

by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz: Did Steve tell you that?

Disregard females, acquire currency.

by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of rap name is Steve?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

continuing with your positive theme

If MLB’s (evil) plan comes to fruition, at least I will save some money by just getting tickets to the Saturday night game, instead of shelling out all that cash for a Lincecum vs Kershaw opening day matchup on Friday afternoon.

by sarcastro9 on Dec 8, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope Furcal gets his option to vest.

Because I doubt Ned will let Gordon start in 2012, and he’ll might sign Furcal to another 3 year deal anyway.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

They could continue a trend

First, 3 for $39m
Then, 3 for $30m
Next, 3 for ~$24m?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If Omar Viquel can still be a SS….i wouldnt put it past Ned to sign Furcal for another 3yrs.

He’s going to have more MLB service time with the Dodgers than Braves.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

This will be somewhat shocking

But at the end of 2011, his MLB service time will be split evenly: 6 years each with both ATL and LA

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

True or False: Furcal is the best shortstop in Los Angeles Dodger history.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

only because

we haven’t signed Eckstein yet

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

*when he plays

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

rimshot!

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have no problem

with Rafy at 8/24 after this deal expires but I not sure on that. Two bad years, Two very good years, one 1/3 excellent year. Still only once has he been able to play 150 games and he was kind of eh.

I know the sabre community really downplays what Wills contributed from 62 – 66 but I’ll still go with him to lead off and play SS. Based on what I’ve heard from those who saw him play at his peak, he was simply a game changer and needed to be seen to be appreciated.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

my vote is for Wills

but I’m partial to the Koufax era for unstated reasons

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Wills’ 1962 is the best season ever for a Dodger shortstop. The rest of them, not so much.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of no-hit, good-field SS

were making a living in baseball in the mid-60s.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Reg sometimes

forgets to compare production from like positions in like years, something to do with Dodger Math.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

at least OPS+ says so

did not have nearly as many steals.

by delias man on Dec 8, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't find

OPS+ very useful for establishing the usefullness of elite base stealers.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

In this case, no. League average OPS+ for an SS in that era was between 87-90. Wills only got there three times.

63 was also a good season, but 62 was his only great one.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But he was only a Dodger from 62 -66 and played 3rd base in 67 / 68

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not see this 3B info

by delias man on Dec 8, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure why the Pirates thought it would be a great idea to trade for Wills and make him a 3B.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Because they traded us

their stud young 3rd baseman Bob Baily and young SS Gene Michael, they had a good SS in Gene Alley. Bob Baily would hit .229 for both 67 and 68, and Gene Michael would make Mark Belanger look good with the bat.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

why not just hold onto Bailey, unless they already knew he would be the mid-60s Andy LaRoche?

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No ring in a box

The Pirates wanted to contend in 67, didn’t work out.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

These are both …

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

… excellent replies.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but by ’66 he was getting thrown out on the bases so often it killed a lot of his value.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Wills and sOPS+

(sOPS+ is OPS+ for the given split, in my comment it is the position split, so an sOPS+ of 100 is league average for shortstops)

Wills position splits. In 1964 he was decidedly below average (87), but some pretty good production at the plate otherwise.

sOPS+ 1960 – 1966, 1969-1971: 98, 100, 111, 113, 87, 106, 94, 108, 102, 119

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Maury Willis changed the game and was the best SS in the league for almost a decade..

…but I second that will only last until we get Eckstein to play for us.

George Lazenby is James Bond!

by Bobblehead Addict on Dec 8, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary Carter played one season in LA. He is not the greatest catcher in LA Dodger history.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Only

because Duke Sims was also a Dodger catcher.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Ferguson!

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont differentiate between Brooklyn and LA.
Do most?

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The question wasn’t who was the best Dodger SS though.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

oh I thought it was

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I completely do

just as I differentiate between the Los Angeles Ram and the Saint Louis Rams but I am very much in the minority on this as I’ve been told many times. I simply reply do you really think the Saint Louis Rams have any business celebrating what the Los Angeles Rams did?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I was an LA Ram fans and my fandom did not change when they moved to St. Louis. Still root for the team just as hard as when they were in LA…probably moreso now.

Of course the St. Louis Rams should celebrate their LA Ram roots…its still the same organization.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, your not normal

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Georgia Frontiere is another link to both St. Louis and LA Rams.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think John Shaw was holding Caroll Rosembloom’s legs from underwater, while Georgia waved goodbye from the shore.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

heh
Frank better watch himself

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 8, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree, franchises are named for the city they are in, not by their nickname. St Louis had every right to rename the Rams, but as far as I’m concerned, what the Rams do in St Louis is part of St Louis football history, same way I don’t care about what the Rams did in Cleveland.

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

But the Rams kept everything in place..

Same uniforms, same people in charge, same players, same division….its just 1 year they were in Anaheim playing outside…the next they were in a dome in St. Louis.

Now yeah, if they had changed those things then it’d be like 2 different teams. But since they didnt…I still see it all as one.

I’m not from LA so I didnt take it personally when they moved either. Being in the midwest, I got to see more games on TV when they moved to St. Louis anyway.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

well that’s a horse of a different color. As a young person growing up in LA pre-Direct TV, the Rams moving made them dead to me on the tele, and the Chargers my default local team

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

lame excuse

SD was still not really on tv regular here until 2005

by delias man on Dec 8, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That was my memory as well.

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

we won’t discuss my flirtation with the Cowboys which fills that gap

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a Los Angeles Ram fan, but they are dead to me now, as I expect Cleveland Rams fans ceased their fanship of the franchise in 1949.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

People wouldn't like that

its not exactly the same situation, but Houstonians get all riled up when the Titans wear Oilers throwbacks.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone from Chicago

rooting for the Arizona Cardinals?

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone from Baltimore

rooting for the New York Yankees?

Oh wait, nevermind.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The Yankees refuse

To acknowledge that they were the Highlanders.
Jack Chesbro says hello.

by Grimjack on Dec 8, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Until like 1912 or so, maybe 1914. We beat the Highlanders in the first game at Ebbets Field.

The need to recognize.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably not but they still have the Bears.

But there are St. Louis Cardinal (football) fans still in St. Louis that root for the Arizona Cardinals…that do not root for the Rams.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah......

I read about those two guys……..

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t understand that, you’re essentially rooting for laundry then, not for your city

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

OK Josie!

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I still root for the Raiders, because I became attached to the team when they were in LA.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

But there is no question that Raiders franchise history, for instance, includes both Oakland and LA

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure because

any day now they will be in LA again, but they are kind of unique.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

I don’t agree with Crazy Josie on the city thing.

I think you are just a fan of who you are a fan of. It can happen for many reasons, and I’m sure a vast majority have to do with location, but only at the time you became a fan. Once the attachment is there, it’s tough to break.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes you just pick a team

because they are the new kids on the block.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

for the record I wasn’t talking about fandom there, but team identity. I think a teams identity has more to do with location than uniforms or ownership, which is why the Brooklyn Dodgers had a different identity than the LA Dodgers

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

as far as the leagues are concerned, its the same franchise, so owns the rights to the records and whatnot, and previous uniforms. To the fans this is often not the case.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Just takes one Georgia. She turned my excitement for the playoff run to the Super Bowl vs. the Steelers into a muted semi-satisfaction.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have dumped the Raiders had they drafted Brady Quinn or Jimmy Clausen. It got close.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

haters gonna hate

no picture this team, I fear the banhammer.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He is a USC fan after all

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You are NOT talking about

me are you? Check my profile.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You aren't Eric

so no :-p

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My old eyes skipped there, thought delias man’s “really?” reply was to my comment above Eric’s. Oops.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

The organization was completely fucked, and I was convinced that they wouldn’t win until Al died. Drafting a piece of shit Notre Dame QB would have been the last straw.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Drafting ND QBs

hasn’t worked for anybody since the 49ers. Rick Mirer anybody?

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even

the she – bitch could mute my excitement over that. I can still see Ferragamo hitting Waddy over the middle to put us into the World Series. I must have danced around my apartment like a mad man. My new wife must have thought she had made a huge mistake. (she was right).

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You keep thinking geographic proximity has to do with being

a fan, Christ we have a guy from Paris who is a Dodger fan, why do you persist in this idea?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe its because

of the picture I posted in the last thread?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

you are far

he is farther

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He is much farther….

But I still count dammit!

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why you treat me like you do….

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think high school sports…people root for your city or local town.

But college, pro..I dont think people are as provincial about rooting for organizations that just happen to be where they reside.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

There are obviously more fans from around the country and world when it comes to professional athletics, but geographical location still plays a major role. If for no other reason than it means you get to see the team more often and are thus probably more fond of them.

by prosellis on Dec 8, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If you're going to use logic.....

I quit

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If not then the answer is easily Pee Wee Reese

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

no votes

for Bill Russell huh? I never saw him play, and without looking at his stats I’m just banking on the team success and longevity. I know he was better than Greg Gagne without cheating on B-Ref.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Better that Greg Gagne. I like it.

But was he better than Alfredo Griffin?

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I say so

but just wait til Dee ‘E’ Gordon makes Furcal’s arm look consistent. Then the debate will rage on.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Despite all that longevity

only four season with an OPS+ higher than 86. Yet his nickname was “Ropes”, as in a roped line drive. Besides rhyming with “Lopes”, I wonder if was supposed to be a bit ironic.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe his pecker was so long you could tie a knot in it?

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The only Russell / pecker story I know involves him making a sandwich after Pedro Guerrero “wiped down” the platter.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

do I want to know????

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, great story

you will LYAO

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Where can I find it?

And do you know where that Tommy Lasorda story is about the Batting lesson in the shower?

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ty

I was trying to find it with no luck

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks Eric

yeah, I remember having a bit of a time trying to find it the last time I searched for it.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This should be on

a FAQ for everyone.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

some mod should get on makin’ one of them there FAQs

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I haven’t read it yet, but the title of the story is swesoke

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy Shit that is gross!

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The greatest Pedro Guerrero story ever is no longer on The Big Lead, but there is a transcript here

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No, no he was sucking my …..

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That line

Should be the final line of a story that begins with “I am Jim Fregosi, you asshole.”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Call back!

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s the Tommy story!

Fuckin great.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha
Lasorda is in town to help teach or do whatever it is he does

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

In all the games I saw......

Russell never once dived to stop a ball. He started out as an outfielder, and you would think he would have learned to dive after a ball.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad was a big Bill Russell fan.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Every father has some faults

I think Bill Russell was one of the worst SS in LA Dodger history. Period

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was more of the man not so much the player. When Davey Lopes dissed me as a kid, Bill Russell was really cool. I think that is what he liked.

Im asking as I type

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He would have been like Jesus

compared to Lopes. Russell was a nice man, Lopes not so much.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Chamberlain (after the fact)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe his pecker was so long you could tie a knot in it?

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved that infield.......

Garvey, Lopes, Russell & Cey.
Never had to worry about who was gonna play infield for 9 years

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Though you had to hold your breath every time Russell or Garvey threw the ball.

And Russell should have thrown at Reggie Jackson’s fucking dome!

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

or Russell should have tied Reggie’s pecker in a knot with that throw

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Bob Welch did with a pitch?

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember reading that he and Lopes said that as outfielders they had been taught never to dive for a ball on the ground, so they didn’t really know how to do it. They never dove for balls as Dodger IFs. I wonder if Lopes ever did it later at 3B?

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Even as an outfielder I don't think he did it

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think they wanted to as OFs. If you dive at a ball on the ground and don’t get it, the ball is rolling to the wall and you are flat on the ground – not good. Better to run a good route that allows you to meet the ball, at or off the wall if necessary, and get it back in in a hurry.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa I have an autographed pic of me and Bill Russell

while wearing a red sox little league jersey when i was 6 years old at picture day. 1978. I was so pissed it wasn’t ANY of the other infielders. My Grandpa sent it to him and he sent it back signed along with his jersey. It’s on my facebook page if you doubt me add me and u can look it up. I also am not a memorabilia guy, the only other thing I have is a Polaroid picture of Steve Garvey at May Company in Thousand Oaks at a book signing from 1981 and a Gretzky signed picture and Jersey from 1989 as a birthday present.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 8, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT FUNNY ERIC

What would you do if that came true???? That reminds me of Talladega Nights…“Don’t you put that curse on my Ricky Bobby!”

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by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t stick that knife in your leg Ricky Bobby.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Going out on a very thick limb

If Furcal’s option vests, the Dodgers will have a great 2011 season.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If Kuroda makes 30 sta… never mind :)

by LA Taco on Dec 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Its going to take a lot more than Furcal having a good year for the Dodgers to be good.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

but with the offense already sucking, it’s a totally different team with Furcal getting 600ABs versus Jamey Carroll getting 450.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Dioner Navarro did have 1 good season..

But he’s been mostly awful.
If he’s signed to anything above the league minimum…its an overpay.

AJ Ellis is just as capable IMO.

Ned Colletti is basically saying F OBP this year.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck it

I think we win the division. Maybe I’m crazy. Maybe I’m overly optimistic, but I think this team can do it. It might not be pretty, but it’ll happen.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:02 PM PST reply actions  

As of this moment, yes, wildly optomistic.

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 8, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Completely understandable, especially after adding a player the caliber of Dioner Navarro.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He's just trying to stiffle the negativity comment from earlier

BUt I’m pickin up what you’re puttin down.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“BUt I’m pickin up what you’re puttin down.”

I don’t follow what that means.

Despite the sarcasm of my post, I, too, believe we win the division.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

means I agree.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Dioner Navarro is measured in caliber?

Suddenly Vicente Padilla wants him as his personal catcher.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Keep in mind

the giants offense doesn’t look all that good either.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Giants offense can still be worse next year and they could be better.

They’ll be getting a full season of Bumgarner instead of wasting time on Todd Wellmeyer.

And Lincecum really didnt have a normal Lincecum type regular season last year.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Lincecum’s arm is in the process of falling off.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

then they got a bunch of contributions from unlikely sources, who are unlikely to contribute at the same level again. Their offense will not be as good as it was at the end of the year last year.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s going to be our 2011 Posey, Huff, and Torres?

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody, but hopefully Torres remembers who he is, Huff has one of his off years, and Posey breaks a Santana leg.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

they have Posey, and Huff then….

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, but step three is a WS ring

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Right

Torres had a career year. Burrell decided he wanted to not suck after 1 1/2 years of dragging down the Rays. They lost Uribe.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I do expect Panda to have a comeback year

but luckily we took Uribe away from them and that is the game changer.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He might

then again so might Kemp.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

They may also be more willing to promote Belt (ala Posey)…than the Dodgers would be to promote Sands.

by Joey Joe on Dec 8, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on how much

Ross/Rowand/Torres/Burrel suck. Even then how long did it take to get Posey up? MCC was screaming for him in 08 and they still got stuck with 2 rings in a box for another half year in 09.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

also huff

although I figure its more likely their OF produces so little they would have to move huff to LF to make room for belt.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because Belt can belt

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going out on a limb here.

The Giants got a fluke championship, and they’ll most likely finish below .500 this season. It happens to everyone. It happened to the Dodgers in 88 and it happened to the Angels.

George Lazenby is James Bond!

by Bobblehead Addict on Dec 8, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they win 82 games at least

with their pitching

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

barring injuries to said pitchers.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

and/or

Bumgarner having a sophmore slump, or Sanchez going back to being inconsistent, or Zito being Zito.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Our pitching matches up better this year

also

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not convinced

both Bumgarner and Sanchez will replicate their 09 success either.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

and uh

zito

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It has been reported that we are interested in Bill Hall.I think he would be a good fit becuase he has power and plays multiple positions. Would 1yr/5M be a fair deal for Hall.

by dodgers4life on Dec 8, 2010 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

It would

be a big overpay for a utility player which means

sure, why not

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

only if we can trade Elbert and Songco for Eddie Guardado midseason.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

joking I’m hoping LOL….I still have hope for Elbert…not so much for Songco

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by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Closest match I could think of for McDonald/Lambo for Dotel, though in fairness, Songco isn’t a royal clusterfuck of a person.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe you’re jealous of Lambo’s weed connection….totally kidding bro

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by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

question Jon

If we do get Hall what would you expect from him stats wise offensively? How many games would he play?

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by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

he would start 37 games in LF
he would start 14 games at 3b
he would pinch hit 47 times
As a starter he would hit .273/.322/.409
as a pinch hitter he would hit 127/204/300

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm glad you got this

when Joe asks for Jon I expect Weisman to chime in.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How many HRs?

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by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If he starts then I’d say about 20 HRs

by dodgers4life on Dec 8, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I started a comment stating the same thing but just finished

deleting it because I wasn’t sure

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by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

check his stats
2006 was a different era

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 8, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you thinking of a different Bill Hall

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hallbi03.shtml

because testing is in effect, and the dude will only play against LHP, other wise he would be the worst hitter on the team.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

this is the bill hall that is making me crasy

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 8, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of the one

Who used to play for the Brewers and hit 30+ one year…is there another one besides him? I’m guessing if he was picked up that we would play him to Gibbons 3 games to 1

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by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No he

did have a killer year but it is such an outlier that I doubt he could replicate that, then again Jose Baustista so who the fuck knows anymore.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem is that if Hall is the RH half of the platoon, Gibbons should play 3 games for every 1 of Hall’s.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

this

still working on picture links

by bhsportsguy on Dec 8, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I got that this morning with the first six eps of P&R

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Showoff! :-)

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, when you’re an unpaid entertainment journalist, the only perks of the job are showing off and looking cool

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

dylanohernandez
  
The #Dodgers have reached an agreement with Dioner Navarro. Deal is pending a physical.

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

So Ned has two spots to fill: LF and relief. A full roster means two guys will get the axe: Lindsey and Gimenez?

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

time for the mystery trade?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 8, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

X Paul

go bye bye?

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I’m just saying those are candidates to get DFA’d now that there’s no room for more players.

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing needs to be done until someone new (after Padilla, Gwynn & Navarro) is signed

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d guess Paul and Hu would be traded. I hope Navarro’s deal isn’t more than 1 million. I hope Navarro can bounce back but if not we still have Ellis. I would have liked Doumit though because he can play multiple positions.

by dodgers4life on Dec 8, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Trading Hu is an idea until you realize that there is not much of a market. I think they keep Hu, then just outright him to the minors in April, since he will likely clear waivers.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take like $4,500 for Hu if someone offered it.

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d take $4,500 for who?

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Where

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wes Helms was traded for $1 once.

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

My dad sold his ’88 Camry to my uncle for $1 some years ago…how much would that be now, plus inflation?

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by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

based on gas prices

6 bucks

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That's like 6 Wes Helms'

I wonder how many Andy LaRoche’s that would be…

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by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

a Dominican Summer Leagues worth.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I sold the first car I owned

for $50 and a bag of pot

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 8, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

in fairness

50 bucks was a lot back then.

:)

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

back then

their was only one strain. Not sure I could even handle today’s strains.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

a bag

like a baggie. It was lousy as I recall. But back then (1978 or so), lousy pot was better than no pot at all.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 8, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

a dime of some Reggie

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

or just one Jeffrey.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooh, I just got an email invite

to meet and have my picture taken with Jim Gott at Kaiser Permanente Rose Parade Family Day event.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 8, 2010 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

You just can't quantify

the benefits at KP

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 8, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re tha man.

It’s nice to be the king, eh?

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Very good

I’m actually cooling my heels in the Oakland airport waiting to come home.

Reading TBLA makes the time pass

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Dec 8, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

good night everyone~

Go Dodgers!

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by VeroJoe on Dec 8, 2010 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

Has anyone seen Due Date?

Far as I can tell, anytime a movie gets compared to The Hangover, it means it’s going to be a massive disappointment.

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

let me know if that doesn't suck

I think my family owns it. I could ask them, but their opinion on movies is wrong.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

are

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

is

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It really should say

opinions on movies are wrong. Its a horribly awkward sentance.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw it in Vegas, it produced some laughs but it wasn’t that great

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed, and then there’s your declaration that there’s such a thing as having a wrong opinion =).

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Legally Blonde 2

is not a good movie. Period.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ha!

Eric is gonna be pissed at your spellng out the word “Period” and then using one.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMNIT

I keep doing that. Sorry Eric.

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by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Tryin to keep you alive man…

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

But 39% of Top Critics (at Rotten Tomatoes) liked it!

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

some critics write good reviews to suck up

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That would never happen at Pop Bunker.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

hey that website is pretty cool! I bet someone really pretty writes for it.

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a big Lindsay Beaton fan.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Great point

I always wondered what was up with Lithera….

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear ya, but I woulda went with Kate, I mean the Asian thing right?

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Korean women.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to make a joke about you having been in the Korean War, suggesting you are quite old, but I like you and will restrain myself

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ha!

You should’ve. I was in Pohang, South Korea for about 6 months.

I liked that place.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I will accept your answer, and probe no further. Ha, I said probe

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I was stationed there. We got to leave base from time to time.

I didn’t leave and go huntin for the library, you feel me?

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s a country song wishin to be a-written there

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

My father was stationed in Korea in the late 1950s. He enjoyed his time there, partly because he learned Korean in the Army Language School (in Monterey – nice location) and could speak with the people.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

It would’ve been a 100x’s better if I could speak the language.

I could order food, ask for directions, shit like that. Just what I had on a card that I memorized.

We used to walk to the huge chain link fence that separated the base from town. The children would meet us there at 7 am to swap MRE’s for Soju. 2 MRE’s gets you a liter of Rice Whiskey. Ahhhhhh good times.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be funny now

if after we have found out how much we had in common in your Dad and I mine knew each from having been in Korea but I think he was there in 1960-61.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

My grandfather was in Korea

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I owe the Koreans my existence

It was only because he was in Monterey that my dad met my mom. His buddy met a girl (my aunt) in SF on a w/e outing and wanted to see her again, but had to bring a friend to be the fourth for the kid sister – mom was on summer break after her first year, I believe.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

So many died

to make you possible, you must be humble about your existence.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Such a small price to pay for such greatness!

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I did

I really enjoyed it, and I never enjoy these movies the first time.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Prime 9 all-time Rule 5 draftees

9) Bobby Bonilla (PIT to CWS, 1985)
8) Shane Victorino (fuck you, 2004)
7) Dan Uggla (AZ to FLA, 2005)
6) Josh Hamilton (TB to CHC, 2006)
5) Willie Hernandez (PHI to CHC, 1976)
4) Darrell Evans (A’s to ATL, 1968)
3) George Bell (PHI to TB, 1980)
2) Johan Santana (HOU to FLA, 1999)
1) Roberto Clemente (BKN to PIT, 1954)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:54 PM PST reply actions  

Had no idea that Clemente was a Dodger

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

the one that got away

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 8, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

having Clemente hit behind Maury Wills and playing D behind Koufax and Drysdale would have been something.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

8) Shane Victorino (fuck you, 2004)

The Fuck You was not that Victorino got away in the Rule 5.

The Fuck You was that Philly didn’t want him anymore, the Dodgers could have had him back for $25K, and said, nah, you keep him.

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, Fuck.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I did not know that Darrell Evans was a Rule 5.

Isn’t 5) a little high for a relief pitcher? Yeah, I know he has a bogus Cy Young award.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

and MVP!

I did think “Don’t call me Guillermo” was a little high.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Darrell Evans

being a rule five is a surprise to me. That is a great list.
One HOF in Clemente
One maybe in Santana
Evans is at the top of OB / Power guys who never got their just due
Bell had a career like the curve named after him

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I was like

George Bell to Tampa Bay in 80? There was no…then I figured out it was Toronto Blue Jays. Two of these guys were traded for one sure fire HoFer (Bonilla for Piazza, ouch) and one iffy candidate (Bell for Sammy Sosa).

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was a typo by me.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

also

Bonilla from CWS to PIT, no?

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

He was later traded back to Pittsburgh for Jose DeLeon

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose DeLeon

If I remember right maybe his rookie year he seemed to keep pitching one hitters or something.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Jose DeLeon that lost 19 games. Twice.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Mar 31

Late to conversation here but it keeps being reported Apr 1-3 is the dodgers/giants but that is wrong. Its april 1-4. So if they are talking about moving april 11 does that mean we play them 5 days in a row or have another odd series april 11 at dodger stadium and then april 12-13 at phone book?

by El Penguinos on Dec 8, 2010 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

MLB and ESPN just tweeted about Opening Day

April Fools Dodger fans.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

It means they would play five days in a row, then not play on April 11.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be looking forward to a “Fuck You Giants, ESPN, and MLB” victory on the 31st, and then “Highlights from Last Night’s Game” on the Diamond Vision before the home opener.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be great.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

im really excited about Dioner

in kinda an embarrassed way. I still remember that crazy offseason with the shawn green deal(s)

by mintxcore on Dec 8, 2010 4:57 PM PST reply actions  

wait till you see our new LF

Jose Cruz Jr.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Troy Renck with an oddity

Has deal info, but no team yet:

Hearing that Miguel Olivo will sign a two-year deal for $7.5 million Seattle considered the most likely destination

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

6th best org keeps moving on!

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s too bad. First player to sign up for the armed services after Pearl Harbor; shit, probably 69 years ago today.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You should know.

You were there.

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

eric wasn’t here to say it.

I had to keep everything going as normal.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

First minor league game I went to as a kid in Little Rock, Feller was there signing autographs.

Nice guy.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he ask you if you liked gladiator movies?

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t remember. I got my picture taken with him. I remember him doing that “Old man grab the back of your neck and squeeze the shit out of it” move. I just wanted it to end.

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

With the classic ultra-tight veteran grip I bet.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

My Mom just saying smile!

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Did she get his phone #?

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet Ned trades for Pudge at the break.

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Pudgy maybe, but not Pudge.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

we just signed Pudgy

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

dylanohernandez
The #Dodgers haven’t heard back from the #Royals about Greinke.

No news is good news?

by silverwidow on Dec 8, 2010 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

They don’t want Dee Gordon and a bunch of High A ball pitchers

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned just heard laughter from their suite.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hearing laughter is hearing something.

Maybe the Royals farted a silent-but-deadly in his direction.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Dec 8, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Then Ned emailed their GM and said “You want shit? I got some shit. I got some guys that suck hard. You need a Hu?”

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would we want Grienke?This just doesn’t make any sense at all. We would then have 6 starting pitchers 7 if you count Padilla.

by dodgers4life on Dec 8, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Because he is better than 5 of them and maybe 6 of them?

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Crazy talk

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we then trade Billingsley for a hitter unless we trade him for Greinke. This still doesn’t make any sense at all. Somebody tell Ned that we have enough starters and get a leftfielder.

by dodgers4life on Dec 8, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He of course can't try to both

no siree.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Acquiring a good player is always good.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

You improve the team however you can

Who cares if we have Gwynn starting in CF if Greinke, Kershaw, and Bills are our 1, 2, 3 starters.

by oshea2002 on Dec 8, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Texas and Toronto

have much better prospects to give…but I hear Toronto is on his no-trade list. If Texas loses out on Lee, I see him going there.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Every second Kevin Millar is on screen is about Kevin Millar.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

Not a big Kevin Millar guy.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Just saying

If he happened to hang out near a wood chipper, I wouldn’t shed a tear should there be an unfortunate accident.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, officer, as I was saying I was walking by, minding my own business, when I tripped on that branch there and I tried to catch my balance but bumped into this guy and he just popped right into that shredder. I tried to get him out but I may have had a concussion because I was holding his legs and next thing I know he’s just gone. Hell of a mess in that truck, isn’t it?

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I watched some of his schtick last night and had to turn it off after 10 minutes.

I heard him say “he never gave up a pitch” about 3 different guys in the 10 minutes I saw him. What a douche.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hate to hear that about Bob Feller.

On the USS Alabama, they the have the bunk he slept in marked with a sign that reads “Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Feller slept here.”

I shit you not.

by avickjr on Dec 8, 2010 5:17 PM PST reply actions  

That is fucking awesome.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s really cool.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Currently

Bob Feller is the second oldest living HOF player, just turned 92 in November, Bobby Doerr born 6 months earlier is the oldest living inducted HOF. Feller is however, from the oldest HOF inductee class, being a member of the 1962 class. Stan Musial is next, being inducted in 1969.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 8, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d on fucking awesomeness.

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

For those of you who do not own

or have never seen “Usual Suspects”, I think it’s on IFC tonight.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

They totally blow the ending though:)

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, no sense sticking around for the whole thing.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

When guys like Feller succumb

I feel 100 times more mortal. What a tough SOB.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a bad ass, no doubt.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Amen.

But he’s still kicking.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

My oldest uncle

(my mom’s brother-in-law) passed away yesterday (we weren’t close) at 88. He must have been pretty tough because his aorta ruptured, but he was still able to be taken to the hospital, be diagnosed, and make the decision himself for no further treatment. He then went quickly and peacefully, my cousin told me. I want to go with some grace and dignity too, but I will probably die in the head with my pants around my ankles.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazing the toughness of that generation.

I am pretty much not a man.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

so then you agree with Adam Corolla’s thesis?

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

With less whining and anger, yes.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot imagine men of that generation singing in karaoke bars.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The greatest generation preferred ogling girls at USO shows

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget the philandering.

by regfairfield on Dec 8, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I can philander with the best of ’em

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure

men sang drunk all the time to songs, Gene Kelly was a mans man back then. They were really into the big band stuff.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinda my point – they didn’t need the artifice of karaoke to sing – they just damn well did it!

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I kinda wish bars still had pianos and people sang bar songs

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

we should find you a good dueling piano bar

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

there’s Sgt. Peppers in long beach, but that place is more contrived than Starbucks

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear Saint Rocke in Redondo is cool. Dueling Piano is only certain nights though.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

contrived is right. Closest thing I’ve seen is the piano bar on those weekender cruises to Ensenada, although those are not old-timey bar songs. And hearing “Piano Man” all the time will wear anyone down.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a duelling piano concept all right.

We should just bring a couple acoustic guitars to TBLA Camp Fire Night.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Im in.

I’ll bring a chair and beer!

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I need a passport to go to Arkansas?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

No, but inoculations are recommended.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially for the chicken pox!

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah

Just put a fish hook in the bill of a cap and cut the sleeves off a shirt and you’ll be cool.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

will TSA count that as a weapon?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

In Pennsylvania, yes.

In Arkansas, never.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean

look like George Sherrill?

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Howl at the Moon at City Walk?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe Josie would also consider that contrived.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it's a dueling piano bar

it’s out of the past. How would it not be contrived?

Hmm. In the South. Honey, you gotta come visit me.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

This is what we're pining for


Guy on the left end looks like Governor Ronald Reagan.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha!

And Joe DiMaggio on the far right!

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

left guy looks like Dean Martin

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I once had a student in Rome

who worked at a “piano bar”…a euphemism for a strip joint.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of karaoke, I was a little surprised no one at TBLA night tried Cee Lo’s “Fuck You”. That could have been epic.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

That bar was certainly up for it, welcoming to salty language

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Next Halloween

you should go out as Cee Lo.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

San Fernando Valley Representing

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Sylmar

in the house.

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s here! I know he’s here! That’s him, I’m telling you that’s him! You hear me? I’m telling you it’s Keyser Soze!

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't google it if you have not seen the movie

if you just being funny, ha ha

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

If you haven’t watched the movie, set your DVR

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I take you liked this movie

I think it was the first time I’d ever seen Kevin Spacey

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Stephen Baldwin’s best work?

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Benecio Del Toro was great too

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I have seen it a number of times. Kinda like Shawshank. I don’t mean to watch it and it sucks me in. Another movie like that for me is Heat…

by Jason Ungar on Dec 8, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool.

I’m with you on Heat too.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I pass on Heat

but I stick with Body Heat.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

well it’s not his best movie..i’d prob go with Thief. or Manhunter was pretty cool..

by Jason Ungar on Dec 8, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The Insider

is great as well. Bonus points from me for being an ace journalism film.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the Insider…And Last of the Mohicans. I was ok with Miami Vice though I thought the Crockett dude was pretty terrible. Public Enemies was just ok. Maybe even leaning towards not good.

by Jason Ungar on Dec 8, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Public Enemies was strangely boring, which it should not have been, given the subject and the cast. I’ve never walked out on a movie, but about 2 hours into this snoozefest something that looked smoke-like started coming into the theater so we had to leave. Turned out that someone set off a fire extinguisher. We got a voucher for another admission and I have never seen the conclusion of Public Enemies, and probably never will.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

u didn’t miss anything. i agree it was boring. lucky for me it was a DVD rental and I was out of town visiting my sister and there was nothing else to do/watch

by Jason Ungar on Dec 8, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He had DeNiro and Pacino in the same movie and fucked it up completely. They have one scene together and it is filmed horribly, almost all over-the-shoulder shots. A waste.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

you know there’s a flip side to that coin….

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Frank's silent partner

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

or Jamie’s attorney.

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

As the catching dominos fall

per Scott Merkin:

Olivo, who agreed to terms with the Mariners, was the White Sox prime catching choice if A.J. Pierzynski had signed with the Dodgers

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:29 PM PST reply actions  

From P. Mike Hunt of the Daily Dipshit
Olivo, who agreed to terms with the Mariners, was the WS prime catching choice if AJ Pierzynski had signed with the Dodgers. Since then, Ned Colletti got hammered and lost a bet with Brian Cashman. Colletti has now committed almost $4.5 million to Rod Barajas and Dionar Navarro.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d.

LMAO on that one.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Plaschke writes for that paper, doesn’t he?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Plasticy was on Around the Horn today, and lost 50 points for saying that Boise St. had no right to complain about the BCS since they lost that one game. I had to take a shower afterward, I felt so dirty

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

LOSE ONE GAME. GET DROPPED TO THE LAS VEGAS BOWL.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You watch that crap?

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to take a nap, and needed something I could ignore and fall asleep to

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I imagine catching dominoes are really heavy

Does signing Dioner Navarro make Ned like this guy?

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by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It makes Ned feel like Silverwidow after eating his pizza today

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Empty and taken advantage of?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It appears people are being more premature than IVdown in the front row of a Boston concert, and that Olivo has not yet signed.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

For Julio tonight

http://www.clipsnation.com/2010/12/8/1863240/clippers-vs-lakers-game-preview#storyjump

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

go clips

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yawn.

Although I am looking forward to seeing Blake v. Lamar.

by KellyStephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My initial reaction was that I hate it.

But I’m not the resident expert around here.

I could be sold on his “upside”.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Leading toward like

Haven’t seen money though. Maybe he can bounce back in a new (old) home.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really impressed

All it means is we have to get rid of one utility player

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

the biggest "meh"

so far this offseason

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

That is no way to talk

about the 2011 back up all-star catcher.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

we re-signed Russ?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Indifferent

I don’t think he costs much and could be due for a rebirth for all we know. Or he could suck. But he’s a backup. Just not convinced he’d be much better than Ellis. But I don’t think it’s a terrible thing.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 8, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, interception, punt, interception, interception, punt, interception, punt, punt, punt, end of game

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

Did you just turn on the Big Ten Network?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Think super bowl

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

is that the time that the Raiders faced the Buccaneers in the Pirate Bowl?

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

AAAArrghhhh!

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Dec 8, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

go deeper

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

a dream within a dream?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember coming up with that clever little line at the age of whatever I was, 12 or so, and then seeing it in Sports Illustrated a week later.

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That wasn’t… high school?

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re right, that was the year I graduated High School, not grade school

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Super Bowl VII? (Whatever one had the undefeated Dolphins)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Redskins only scored on the Garo Yepremian blocked FG return.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

My line includes no scoring

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

could have worked since it wasn’t a possession

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

there was a TD return off a kickoff

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

bingo

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot how much I hated that Super Bowl

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

More for the game since it was boring

but also because the Raiders had home field in the AFC title game and Shannon Sharpe scored on a 469-yard TD (roughly) that the corpse of Eric Turner would have done a better job of tackling.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The haynworth of his time

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved it

cos I cleaned up in Vegas. I knew the Ravens were gonna slaughter them. Ahhh, being right on bets, the salad days.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/football/features/superbowl/archives/35/

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

nm

i lied

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

too deep

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The Chargers scored a decent amount that game

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

huh, for some reason I forgot about the scorin’ part

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

too deep

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Careful, or you’ll end up on Mike White’s list!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t believe that it has lasted this long.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

The rule is only during the work day

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

5:54 P.M. is still during my fucking work day!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

you ain’t got to lie craig
you ain’t got to lie

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

wreck'd!

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Dec 8, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I have not seen it yet

but I had a dream last night that I rented Inception

by Jason Ungar on Dec 8, 2010 5:57 PM PST reply actions  

Eric

another brilliant caption, they used to pay big money for captions like this. And for reporting like this.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 6:01 PM PST reply actions  

here here Eric, we’re spoiled to have you as our author, and as our chat moderator

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh come on

he sucks at chat moderation, Dave and I kick the shit out of chat moderating. Give us something. I’m not sure what Michael does but I’m sure whatever it is, he does it well.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

aye aye you’re right. I just can only remember E dropping the Von Banhammer so I sorta see him as the authority around these parts

by Josie Becker on Dec 8, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike mentors young’uns like IVDown.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I delete pictures with no title

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike makes T-shirts

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha
@cwyers Does anyone have the full voting results for the Topps Organization of the Year Award? I need to know who placed sixth.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Matt needs to spend less time getting inked

and find a way to get a few dudes to hit a few hundred fly balls to him daily off live pitching.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that before or after

he learns how to hit the broad side of a barn between the months of April and September?

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a fantastic piece of art. I bet that guy is probably insanely expensive.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to move out

my dad just made egg noodles, cream of mushroom soup and hamburger patties for dinner.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

Or start cooking for him…

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

mom always cooks

not that she’s any better. she’s just a control freak. mom is out at a meeting tonight.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

like, all together? in some sort of cassarole format?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Dads like it when their kid takes them out for a meal. And the convalescent home cafeteria doesn’t count.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, to troll my father, I would make him something to eat. He’d hate it because inevitably I would be doing EVERYTHING wrong.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

my dad is out of work and has a broken thumb. I let him do stuff like this because it makes him feel like he is contributing still.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, sure, bum us out with reality.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhhh

sure.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember getting frustrated because I made meatloaf for my mom and my aunt & uncle, and both mom and aunt were keeping an eye on me the whole time. “you aren’t going to add an egg to that? How will it stay together?” (it was a Cooking Light recipe IIRC)

I finally said, “Do you want to make this or can I finish?”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Combined in a different way

thats not that far off from a decent meal. Swap a different type of beef and noodle…

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Dodgers offense makes you sad

To put it in perspective, remember what happened 30 years ago today.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Part of that street had a heart attack?

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

just my fave pic

since it’s so odd!

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a cool picture.

Sad day for Beatles fans, I guess.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

he's searching for the new LF

since X Paul is dead

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I know

I can’t believe the Dodgers lost Alan Wiggins in the Rule 5 draft to the Padres.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Sniffles Wiggins?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ender Wiggins is the best Wiggins.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Can we call him Chief?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The same!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:17 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

It's officially Christmas season

I just hear the Springsteen version of Santa Claus is Comin to Town for the first time this month.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I thought the same the other day

when I heard The Waitresses’ “Christmas Wrapping” on the radio. It doesn’t start for Phil until he hears “Father Christmas” by The Kinks.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve had to listen to Christmas music for 2 weeks already!

My wife is a Christmasaholic

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

For me, Christmas season started on Halloween when I watched “The Nightmare Before Christmas.”

Then I think I went home and listened to the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack.

"Save that for the girl chat rooms. No here cares that you are sentimental and sweet. Jose [sic] already passed on you, Dodger SF is having a mid 20’s relationship crisis living in a town where she can’t love anyone because they are either gay or Giant fans, Maddz is stuck in Theology hell, and Teal is married. Not sure what is up with Connector. And my nieces are off limits. Sporky hates you because you adorn the cover of Jon’s book."

by MR.F. on Dec 8, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The writers at the winter meetings must all be blotto by now

The tweets have slowed to a crawl.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

probably just pissed off at having to meet tweet quotas for their editors when they know nothing is going to happen.

Also, they no longer trust their sources.

And it’s 10:30pm there.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

Yeah, I would imagine if there was a party night, moreso than the other nights of standard bar carousing, tonight would be the night.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hey you can see the crowd during a Lakers game at Staples.

by Alex41592 on Dec 8, 2010 7:31 PM PST reply actions  

I’m at work still

/mumbles curse words

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that was innocuous

As in, the Lakers normally have the lights turned down on the crowd and up on the court, almost like a theater atmosphere.

Wrigley Field is the same way during night games (though mostly because they have so few lights).

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

which sometimes go out

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Blake Dewitt has that effect

why do you think the Cubs wanted him? :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha cos he’s so handsome and cost-controlled?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just reacting to him calling it a Lakers game.

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Which I thought he did pointedly.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I mean if I wanted to take a shot at the Clippers I would do better than that.

by Alex41592 on Dec 8, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t the Clippers get crap start times if they’re playing on the same day as the Lakers and Kings?

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless the Lakers are playing on ABC day games, yes.

by Alex41592 on Dec 8, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they do, because they pay the least in rent?

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

How much do the Kings pay to AEG again?

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

They are owned by AEG

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Not every owner requires excessive rents by the team they own.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

For the record, I greatly enjoyed this comment for being so understated, yet at the same time so biting.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks, fought the urge to blatantly pointing it out.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I rec’d it.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers are first in the pecking order no doubt

They get all the Friday and Sunday night games when applicable.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Blake Griffin

INCREDIBLE!

Almost jumped over Lamar Odom on a putback dunk.

by Alex41592 on Dec 8, 2010 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

This is the game

Julio Nievas has the great seats for, isn’t it?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ooooooh, now David Bowie and Bing Crosby

“peace on earth…”

Xmas in full effect.

Also I may have been drinking.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:50 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Can someone put some black X’s on his hands.

This guy is cut off!

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

You're simply

having a wonderful Christmastime?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t leave the whiskey at the venue this time!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Call back!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, I come home next Thursday

shall we have another TBLA Karaoke night at Gabes?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If so

not only am I coming, but I’m singing Fuck You and Give Me One Reason

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That could be fierce.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Duh

Naturally.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I will make a fan post.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz posting now about TBLA karaoke
It will be epic, extremely swesoke!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell

I should stop in there on my way home tonight!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

someone brought

a little mini-karaoke thing to my birthday party (the microphone is the entire thing, except for the second mic). We sang until the wee hours of the morning.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

2012

might be the biggest waste of two and a half hours ever.

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

Clearly

you never saw the Last Airbender.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck no

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That movie was a slap in the face to the cartoon

Shamalayan needs to be castrated for ruining that movie…it had the potential to be amazing.

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I had tickets

I didn’t go. When I am done with finals (and chores), I will get some whiskey and watch Avatar until I pass out. Or my flight. Whatever happens first.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that 2012 will be like 8,760 hours like most every year….

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

subtract 10 or so days

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a leap year, so add 24 hours to that! :-)

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

2012

Is when Juan Uribe gets his third straight ring.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

bank on it!!!

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Cut this man off already. He’s lost his mind.

by Alex41592 on Dec 8, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope your not driving tonight!

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

clink!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

while we are on this topic...

fuck cod black ops

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

it's hard as shit

but I enjoyed it for the 20 minutes I played it.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

u mad

I prestiged once and am like level 34 or something on my second pass.. Im not awesome but I got an even k/d

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 8, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

“Ding” is right

would I be able to tie this in to my dissertation on middle age kings as well?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Blake Griffin is all that is man.

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:55 PM PST reply actions  

I'm recording

sounds like I’ll see some good stuff

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I havent watched a basketball game all year, I made a point of watching the Lebron coming back to your home, but they hate you and want you dead game.. fell asleep of course

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw it earlier

but 30 years ago today was the saddest day of my young life, just stunned that someone would kill him like that.

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 7:55 PM PST reply actions  

The Outside the Lines segment was cool

Played off-air audio of Gifford and Cossell debating on whether or not to mention the shooting. Pretty interesting.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 8:04 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

What?
The Rangers are pushing hardest to make a deal with the Rockies, but have also discussed Young with the Angels, Cardinals and Dodgers, sources say.

Where would he play?

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Michael-Young-wants-to-remain-with-Texas-Rangers-120810

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

3B? Blake to LF?

by OB12 on Dec 8, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

More like Blake to Texas.

He doesn’t have a no trade clause. The main reason why the Rangers would trade Young is to get out of his dumb contract.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see that and would be OK with it. I am thinking Young is an upgrade over Blake.

by OB12 on Dec 8, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was 48/3

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, not a 5/55
Michael Young inf
5 years/$80M (2009-13)

    * 5 years/$80M (2009-13)
          o signed extension with Texas 3/07, with Rangers exercising $5M 2008 club option as part of the deal
          o 09-13:$16M annually (total of $15M deferred)
          o no-trade protection 2007-09, limited no-trade protection from 2010 to May, 2011 (submits list of 8 clubs to which he’d accept trade), before receiving 10-and-5 rights in May, 2011
          o award bonuses: $50,000 for All Star selection; $25,000 for Gold Glove

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That works then, seeing as how we have no capable of playing 3B over the next 5 years. Assuming Tex kicks in some cash.

by OB12 on Dec 8, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant no one in the farm system. Uribe qualifies as a 3B option next year.

by OB12 on Dec 8, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re underestimating how bad a glove that Young has.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

he sure looked bad in the post season

You can be (incompetent and a nice guy), you can be (competent and an asshole), but if you are an (asshole and incompetent), your only future is to be Keith's boss otherwise you are unemployable

by meercatjohn on Dec 8, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

To be honest with you, I really haven’t followed Young’s career. I just got the impression he was supposed to be pretty good.

by OB12 on Dec 8, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

he has played

like every position in the infield hasn’t he?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

except

for 1B

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

can't be that hard

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

not really serious

but If he can play all those other positions why not first

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

lies.

the Rangers wanna pay all the salary?

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

James Loney to Texas makes sense. Not happening though.

by Alex41592 on Dec 8, 2010 8:00 PM PST up reply actions  

this, I was in the library for two hours trying to get stuff done.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Story of my day

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 8:06 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Apprently, Echo Park

The neighborhood where I grew up has become a Hipster paradise.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

Who uses academy drive?

Fuck the Rangers in 2010 < never coming down.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 8, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

always.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ditto

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I moved to Nashville and walked around my neighborhood

and the first thing I said was, “huh. Reminds me of echo park.”

This was because of the hipsters.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

First Silver Lake, then Atwater, Echo Park and Eagle Rock. I don’t know these places anymore!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

HJ is in Nashville right now

not seeing any Hipsters, but thats what you get for staying in a springhill suites

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 8, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

only hipsters stay at a Springhill Suites

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Go to Hillsboro Village, and you will not be disappointed. I hear East Nash has even more.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh word?! How long are you in town for?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

TBLA rendevous East of the Mississippi!

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

just tonight

I fly to NYC tomorrow at 5PM – got into tonight at 6PM

Just in for a client meeting tomorrow – like arnold, I will be back

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 8, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

if you can, go to the pancake pantry for breakfast! it’s awesoke

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I did eat the sampler platter at Neely's

If I turn up the heat in this room I am pretty sure I will sweat pure pork fat

nice image, I know

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know if you guys know this

But “mele kaleke maka” is the thing to say.

(I most likely butchered that spelling)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 8:11 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

mele kalikimaka

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

and it's

Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii’s way to say Merry Christmas to you.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

where are you??

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The signal in Peaches must be pretty good.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

The Flamingo

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that in East Bumblefuck or Butt Fuck Egypt?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that in East Bumblefuck or Butt Fuck Egypt?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I like where your head is at

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys as bastards

Glorious, awesome bastards though

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 8:46 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

BRB

going to Oggi’s

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Im outta here for a while

Gonna stop and buy some High Life on the way home!

Keepin it redneck for TBLA

Later

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

Clink!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe I have some assorted Sam Adams Winter Brews

awaiting me at home, so I should attend to them forthwith. Oh yeah, a loving wife too.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:24 PM PST reply actions  

loving wives get lovelier after brews.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Closing timeeeee

but check it out, I posted a new fanpost.

I should probably do reading if I’m still awake.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

For the lazy

A link.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I tried copying it, but it didn’t take. So I was like, “I…whatever.”

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

get your PhD in learning how to Ctrl-C Ctrl-V

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Technology is hard. :(

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate it when I typo Ctrl-V as Ctrl-C

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

especially when you accidentally e-mail your wife the link to the porn you’ve been staring at for an hour.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

“The Red Sox have agreed to a seven-year, $142MM deal with Carl Crawford, according to Peter Abraham of the Boston Globe.”

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Dec 8, 2010 8:35 PM PST reply actions  

god I hope not

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Angels must be pissed.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I know I'm sad

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

That clears Beltre (and Soriano) to the Angels

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 8:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

maybe less sad

at least I can so beltre play again

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Ellsbury to being traded.

You don’t spend $20 million a year to make Ellsbury a bench guy.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I really thought

it would top out at 18 million. And 6 years. Did we learn nothing from Soriano?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

We learned nothing from Zito.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford wasn’t going to take less money than Werth.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant before the bidding actually started

I thought baseball had decided to stop giving out so many stupid contracts. This off season has proven me wrong.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Recession?

What recession?!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

or your first knee injury

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF is this? We talk baseball here?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

from Maine

to San Diego

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

From Baja to the Canadian Rockies

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 8:44 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

From the South Bay
to the Valley

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

there is something outside of the South Bay?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

FROM THE WEST SIDE
TO THE EAST SIDE

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s got it!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Back home

with Fat Tire and Coors Light in reserve

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

we should have TBLA camping in the High Desert. It could be on your front lawn.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ain’t no grass in the high desert. Well, not that kind.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You need grass to camp? I thought you needed like, at minimum, a sleeping bag.

/nieces

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

you need a sleeping bag and a bottle of jameson.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on how big a bottle you get…..may not need a sleeping bag.

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

you'll just use

someone else’s?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah…..

or the bed of a truck.

It’s whatever.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s so much more fun when it’s not covered

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by G.Scott on Dec 9, 2010 6:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I also endorse this message.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We can talk about how signing Tony Gwynn and Juan Uribe makes the Dodgers the favs in the NL West.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

we did that already. :(

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I am officially not sad

about not signing Crawford and Werth.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal reported it too

I heard they were interested, but it makes little sense on two fronts: 1) another lefty in a lefty-heavy lineup and 2) his athleticism isn’t really a good fit for Fenway and it’s going to be wasted there with the Green Monster. Plus it’s ridiculously expensive, but that doesn’t seem to bother the Red Sox at all.

Wah wah to the Angels.

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you hear what I hear?

I had no idea Eric Gordon was averaging over 9 FT attempts per game this season (3rd in NBA)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 8:41 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

after the bad start...

Clippers with the lead at the half.

:)

@neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Dec 8, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s completely re-tooled his game. He is no longer a spot shooter. His game is Wade/Roy now.

Solid close by the Clips to lead by 2 at the half.

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll go ahead and say this

I hope the Clips win tonight.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re on fire today.

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

no, for real

I think it’d be a good boost for the Clips and I think it would wake the Lakers up.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

the month of April is the only thing that’ll wake up the Lakers based on their sleepwalking lately.

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by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Pandering

to Phil and Mike, eh?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I like where your head is at.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

there you go pandering to your crowd again.

She just told me on facebook that she thinks the Lakers will trade for Gordon and Griffin when Kobe retires because they deserve to be the better team in LA.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh trolling me, huh? Bold. Bold move.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Not trolling

the NBA league office says the Lakers must dominate or ratings will fall.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny comment on Clips nation

when Griffin got called for the foul on the put back dunk:

dunking on the lakers, disallowed by the nba

by Philosoraptor on Dec 8, 2010 7:53 PM PST reply actions

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

go nba go

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

That has all the makings of a Comment of the Night

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

forthwith means immediately, doesn’t it…..

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 8, 2010 8:46 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t know, but I fully endorse this message.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

He gets on base

at like a 300 clip. I thought we didn’t like that

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

fml

I can’t read nm

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If healthy, I bet he’d be solid. It’s not like we’re in on a bunch of stars, so our pickings are slim.

by oshea2002 on Dec 8, 2010 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

he is young and relatively cheap ja? And fast, very fast. Ned would love him.

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

would it be fair to call him

Juan Pierre, but good?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

based on their new team comp

they seem set everywhere. Maybe Elbert and prospects? I know they’ve been looking for a lefty.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I loved the Chappelle show. Getting the PBS guy to narrate the Larry Bigsy story was so understated.

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

Eric just tweeted
Heard this: Peppermint Schnapps should be the official drink of LA.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

That shit will get you drunk

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

oh good lord

do you see what happens when you live in Hesperia?!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

you live every day like it’s freshman year

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

JimBowdenXMFOX JIM BOWDEN
Francona told me Ellsbury going to play CF….therefore, Crawford LF and Drew RF w Cameron and Kalish will be used in all 3 as extra’s

by Tripon on Dec 8, 2010 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, until Theo realizes he’s paying 10mil for backup OFers. I give it until May before Cameron is starting and Ellsbury is in Atlanta.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

how much is Cameron

making?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

9 I think

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

srsly?

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he signed a 18/2 deal before last year

koay it was 15.5/2. He makes 7.25 this year.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Per Cot's

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, but, no...

Pedroia, Crawford, Gonzalez, Youkilis, Ortiz, Drew, Cameron, Scutaro, Saltalamacchia?

Lester, Beckett, Lackey, buchholz, Matsuzaka?

Dang.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

To paraphrase a tweet I just saw, “A-gon and Crawford? I mean, that’s ok, but it’s no Uribe and Padilla.”

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Crawford gonna score 200

and A gon is gonna knock in 170

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Not adding a title to a picture so it can be minimized list.

He crushes fools for that!

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

His “besties” list

by Eric Stephen on Dec 8, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Slow down dude…..

You don’t mow another guys lawn….

delias man will get pissed.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

And here I thought you would have gotten pissed.

/weeping

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If they only knew….

Send me your address, yo!

Gotta a shirt to send.

Or check your email….

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

avickjr gets a Clippers t-shirt

red, blue or white?

They’re all game used, but don’t worry, they aren’t sweaty in the slightest.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

So Eric

what’s at Oggie’s?

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

I read that as

So Eric

what’s an orgy?

LMAO

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

/college

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what I want to do next Thursday night. Pizza, wings, and beer.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m more of a breast and thigh man myself.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd fucking time this season an opponent has made a shot from the other side of their own half court to end a quarter.

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 9:26 PM PST reply actions  

Downtown Shannon Brown!

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this

and that was swesoke

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Baron get hurt again?

Maybe one of these I’ll learn not to draft that washed-up SOB. Good thing I pick up Bledsoe off waivers early on.

by avickjr on Dec 8, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s been hurt and he’s been coming off the bench since the injury.

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You should make that your sig

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

funny

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok. I saw where his minutes had begun to increase...

…tonight he’s only played a little over 9:00, so I didn’t know if he had re-aggravated it.

by avickjr on Dec 8, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Bledsoe has earned his minutes tonight

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I hated that pick, BTW.

I’m suprised at how well he’s adapted.

He’s becoming a nice player.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked it. It was pretty polarizing. Plenty of my buddies hated it.

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was the 4th best player on that KY team. Cousins and Wall were obviously going before him. And I thought Patterson was a beast in school, but it will take a while for him to do that in the NBA.

I saw Bledsoe plenty and I know he was good, I just didn’t think he was THAT good. I guess when Wall has the ball all the freakin time it’s hard to showcase yourself.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Bledsoe play against DeMarcus Cousins...

…in the 5A Semifinals a couple of years ago and Bledsoe straight owned it. Cousins was supposed to have been the “superstar”, but by the end of the game and the tournament people were talking about Bledsoe. Outside of Trevor Lacey of Butler(Huntsville), who ended up beating Bledsoe’s team in the Finals, he was by far the best player on the floor. Wasn’t even close.

by avickjr on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He hit up Golden Corral during the 1st quarter.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Golden Corral. I’d give up in N Out for Golden Corral

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Breakfast at GC is righteous.

Dinner is good too, but me likey breakfast

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

We have one of those in Nashville, I think.

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Cracker Barrell and Waffle House breakfast, FTW

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

We only eat at Waffle House at 3 am after drinking all night here.

Cracker Barrell is swesoke.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I’m not proud of it, I was hungry. And I’m alone, I’m eating and I’m reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: ‘Hey, whatcha readin’ for?’ Isn’t that the weirdest fuckin’ question you’ve ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, godammit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm . . . I dunno . . . I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don’t end up being a fuckin’ waffle waitress.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

/

Bill Hicks

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT FROM SOMEWHERE

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

STOP YELLING AT ME MOMMY

what?

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, sources.

/plagiarism

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

blake griffin

is a man

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s better at basketball than I am.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

the delay of game penalty

is really good at delaying the game all by itself

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

NPUT?

oh good lord please NPUT

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

get more RAM.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

if you can’t handle 1300 comments, you can’t handle Cata.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

It just doesn’t like loading into it, it handles it fine once I’m in it

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

too easy

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Dec 8, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

and creepy

Winter is coming.

by Maddz on Dec 8, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm playing Cata

and in here at the same time. My compute ris angry

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

gave up WoW because I didn’t want to go back to the Sleep-Work-WoW cycle. I can’t do anything half way and I wasn’t about to commit all of my waking hours to leveling an ugly ass tree.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

resto druid?

they changed the model or something

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

i re-leveled my hunter and really liked it. I like that it doesn’t use ammo and uses focus instead of mana, but I know it’s going to just be World of Grindquest followed by World of Farmquest followed by World of Rinseandrepeatbossesquest (reaching on that one).

Wasn’t motivated to play it because I only enjoy raiding and I see no creativity in the bosses. There comes a point where you have no more ways to make new bosses. That point was in 2007.

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by G.Scott on Dec 8, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the quests

I actually pay attention to the story, but I know I’m in the minority on that

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Wazoo is laying the smack down on the Zags.

by keithc13 on Dec 8, 2010 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Wazoo? Really?

Attention Gonzaga: Your 15 minutes are up.

by avickjr on Dec 8, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

WSU isn’t that bad.

Beat the crap out of my alma mater in a neutral site game (Seattle)

by Michael White on Dec 8, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Its like

he was good at his job or something

LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!

by nolander on Dec 8, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

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SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
Jansen $491,000
RHP 52 Lindblom $483,000
RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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Current 40-man roster count: 42
(incl. De La Rosa & Hawksworth)

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Manager

Eric___ned___reporters_2011_trade_deadline_small Eric Stephen

Editors

100_1427_small Phil Gurnee

Dgy_small David Young

Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

2501_small Michael White

Raptors_small Brandon Lennox

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