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The Essence of Beard (Where Has it Gone?)

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Image via The Indianola Record Herald

by RawhideBlue on Feb 2, 2010 9:04 AM PST

The Essence of Beard (Where Has it Gone?)

To imagine such things could happen in life,
Giving a million bucks back, you and your wife.
Though that shows us you’re quite an honorable man,
More pressing questions are coming from this concerned fan.

Now Casey what have you gone and done?
Did you do it for spite? reputation? the kids or for fun?
Though you may not believe it you are known as the "beard".
Calling you "Chin" would seem a little weird.

We love your defense and last years bat was quite good,
But how do we manage when your face isn’t like wood?
Perhaps we can make it if you new face adds youth,
Cause if you hit over .300 we don’t care about the truth.

Your hammy was sore but perhaps that was the beard,
Every time you missed a game the worst was feared.
But a clean shaven Blake could possibly be the key,
Now don’t hurt yourself, get on base, don’t worry about being over thirty.

Your fans just hope your strength wasn’t in your extra hair.
Stranger things have happen in Dodger Blue. Let’s keep things fair.
If you’re not hitting well by the beginning of June, agree to this wrinkle…
GROW IT BACK OUT and longer than Rip Van Winkle!!

Go Dodgers! Go Beard!

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