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Team Preview - Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Maybe Kendry should have done this leap instead of the one he attempted when he fractured the Angel season. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

Scored 292 runs, Allowed 299 runs. Pythagorean W-L: 30-32

While the sixth best organization in baseball is mired in last place and starting to look toward next year, the team that is always counted out by the sabre crowd is once again in their familiar position. As I write this the Angels are 1/2 a game out of first and could easily be in first when they arrive at Chavez Ravine tomorrow night.

I love the Angels because I love the experts being wrong. Mike Scoscia continues to get crucified for his aggressive style of base running but the numbers back his style up. I'd link to those numbers but they might not prove my point so I'll let others do it.

The team to the South is as hot as any team in baseball. Like the Dodgers the Angels are 8 - 2 over their last 10 games. Like the Dodgers the Angels were being written off in April. Like the Dodgers the Angels rotation is doing some great work during the winning streak. Like the Dodgers they are over performing their Pythag.  Like the Dodgers they have a catcher as a manager. Like the Dodgers they reside in Southern California.  Like the Dodgers they keep losing in the playoffs. 

Enough of the likes. Unlike the Dodgers, they don't have the best record in the AL, or anything close to it even after their 8 - 2 run. 

The strange part of the Angel streak is that it did not kick in, until they lost the best hitter on the team in a freak walk off celebration.  While they are winning without Kendry Morales, the likelihood of them keeping up this pace drops without him because this team does not have much power.

This is a strange team to break down. Offensively the infield without Morales is an unimpressive group,  the catching is awful when Napoli is on the bench, the outfield is mediocre. Is it the pitching? the teams they are playing? Mike Scoscia still has something on the devil? Hard for me to see how this team is in first place.  The team seems devoid of power or on base skills. Not sure they can survive without Kendry Morales unless Mike Napoli proves he can play full time, and produce at the same ratio's he has as a part time player.

Position Breakdown

1st Base-With Kendry Morales down, the Angels have turned to Mike Napoli and Robb Quinlan. Napoli is infamous for being an offensive catcher who is so bad on the defensive side that he can't get regular at bats. You would think 1st base would an excellent option for this true outcome player. So far in June it is not working out. Napoli has yet to walk in June which is the 2nd biggest part of his game. The biggest part of his game is home runs, and he's yet to hit one as a first baseman after eight games. His TSL as a first baseman  is .211/.211/.263 in 19 at bats.  Forgetting June, Napoli is a legitimate home run threat who has hit 49 home runs in the last three years in only  773 at bats.  That is some big time power. On the down side he has struck out 227 times in those same 773 at bats. The other guy who might steal some at bats at first base is  Robb Quinlan and he sucks.  When guys like John Lindsey can't get major league at bats but Robb Quinlin does, you know it is simply because he's played at that level before.  He doesn't walk, he strikeouts around 20% of the time, and he has the kind of power that only Jamie Carroll would be proud of. The drop off from Kendry Morales to Robb Quinlan is huge yet Quinlan has almost as many ab's as Napoli does at 1st base since Kendry hopped on home plate.

2nd Base-Howie Kendrick hasn't won that batting title that many predicted for him. Kendrick had an OPS of .948 in the 2nd half of 2009 so many thought that he had finally put together the skills. So far in 2010 that is not happening. If  Brandon Wood had not been a complete white hole at 3rd base maybe Mighty Maicer would be putting some pressure on Howie for playing time. Since they need Maicer at 3rd base, Howie gets to play with his TSL of .260/.291/.374 . With a wOBA of .301 I'll stop complaining about Blake DeWitt.  The sweet swing is still there, but the production is not. He may get hot again as he did in the 2nd half last year. The Angels need him to be that guy.

SS -Erik Aybar is the brother of ex Dodger Wily Aybar and is another one of the heralded Angel infield prospects who have yet to meet the expectations of 2010. Like Howie he has settled in as a starter but he would not be hard to replace. His game is speed yet he can't steal bases at a decent rate getting caught at a 50% clip.  He has no power, but does seem to be learning some plate discipline. He had only 30 walks in 2009 but already has 25 walks in 2010 which is keeping his OB at an acceptable level. TSL of .264/.333/.351 is acceptable for a SS.  If he can keep that plate discipline going, and raise his average back to the 2009 level he'll be okay, not great, but okay.

3rd Base - Brandon Wood was given plenty of rope this year to prove he could play and be a productive hitter in the major leagues. He didn't, now he's hurt and rehabbing in AAA where he's even having trouble making contact there. Wood is just another in the long line of failed 3rd base prospects in major league baseball over the last five years. Either they simply suck like Marte and Wood,  change positions like Gordon, Wallach, and eventually Alveraz, or become less then mediocre like LaRoche. Wood has always struggled in the major leagues but the Angels gave him 128 plate appearances before he got hurt. In that time he put up one of the saddest TSL you will ever see from a regular 3rd baseman .156/.168/.213. This pains me because I really wanted Wood to succeed. At least hit some bloody home runs. Nothing, Nada. So the Angels have turned to plan B in  Maicer Izturis. While Maicer found himself on the bench to start the year he could have made a claim that he was better then Kendrick/Aybar/Wood so having him as your plan B is a good plan B.  Except he has also struggled in 2010 and now he's hurt. So the Angels have turned to Plan C and Plan C is kicking ass.  According to Baseball Reference  Kevin Frandsen was traded by the Giants to the Red Sox for a period.

Traded by the San Francisco Giants to the Boston Red Sox for .

Then he was released by the Red Sox and picked up by the Angels on April 29th. Frandsen has simply gone bonkers since joining the Halos putting up a TSL of .370/.408/.435. Yet, even Frandsen is struggling in June so again, how are the Angels winnings with such little offense from the infield? 

 

Of all the teams I've profiled this year, this is the worst offensive infield I've profiled if they put out a team of Quinlan/Kendrick/Aybar/Frandsen.

CJeff Mathis has been on the DL and doing rehab in Salt Lake. I don't know if he will be activated for our series or not. If so then he'll get the games, if not then Napoli or Bobby Wilson will get the honors.  If the Angels could combine Mathis's defense and Napoli's offense they might have the best catcher in baseball. They can't so when Napoli catches, lets run wild.  Mathis was actually hitting for the first time in his major league career before he got hurt but no one should expect that to continue when he comes back. Mike Scoscia loves his defense which keeps him in the lineup a head of Napoli.

CF - Torii Hunter - Hey, some one who can hit. Hunter is hot in June with a plus .600 slug% while overall he's been a solid hitter. His wOBA of .362 is the best on the team. Hunter has been one of the more consistent offensive center fielders in the game over the last five years. The defensive metrics never seem to support just how good he "looks" in center field. Hunter is fun to watch but if he's your best hitter, are you really a contender? If the answer is Yes that means you are playing in the AL West.

RF - Bobby Abreu - after a solid  2009 season, Abreu is struggling to find his game. Over his career he's been one of the best at getting on base, but so far in 2010, his On Base% is 40 points off of last year. With little power for a right fielder, and a terrible defensive outfielder to boot, if he's not getting on base, he's not helping your team.

LF -Juan Rivera is another player who had a solid 2009 but has yet to find his stroke in 2010. This is the common theme with this team. In 2010 Rivera can't even boast of a .300 wOBA or a slug% above .425. Right now, the Angel corner outfielders are simply not very good. When people wonder if Xavier Paul can be a starting left fielder, they simply need to look at what other teams are using in left field and the answer seems obvious.

DH - Hideki Matsui was signed to replace the popular Vlady and so far it looks like the Angels made the wrong decision. Vlady is stroking in Texas while Matsui is barely producing an .800 OPS.  Of course we won't see the DH this weekend which hurts the Angels even more. They either have to play the immobile Matsui in LF, or bench one of the few players who has any power on the team.

Bench -Ex - Giant Kevin Frandsen has been a big boost to the bench by playing 3rd base when Wood and Isturis were hurt. With Morales, Wood, and Izzy hurt, the bench is thin so you will see the likes of Quinlan, and a host of AAA types.

 Starting Pitching for our Series:

Game 1 - Joel Pineiro took his ground ball from the Cardinals and came to Southern California. To bad for him he had to leave Duncan behind. Many wondered if Pineiro could sustain the success he had in St. Louis and based on ERA the answer is no (5.23). However his FIP is a solid 4.10 and his xFIP is 3.98 so don't be so quick to judge him as a failure. His GB rate has dropped from 60% to 55% but that is still a great rate. He's increased his K rate from 4.42 too 5.72 but at the same time he's increased his stellar walk rate from 1.14 to 2.43.

Game 2 - Scott Kazmir no longer has the golden arm. Given the troubles the Angels are having with power I'm not even sure they would make the same trade that sent Sean Rodriquez to the Rays for Kazmir. Kazmir ended 2009 on a high note but 2010 is not being so kind. Like Pineiro he has an ERA over 5.00, unlike Pineiro the supporting peripherals suggest he's also pitching like a pitcher who should have an ERA over 5.00. His FIP is 5.28 and his xFIP is 5.27. His walk rate is 4.38 which he might get away with if he struck out anyone.  Kazmir has seen his K/9 rate drop from a high of 10.41 in 2007 to a measly 5.98 in 2010. The fastball/slider/change have all seen drops in velocity from his hey day as a Ray.

Game 3 - Jered Weaver is having a solid season in every aspect. A 3.20 ERA is supported by a K/9 rate of 9.81, along with a sterling 2.42 walk rate. Weaver had the honor of pitching and losing a no - hitter to the Dodgers on June 28th in 2008.

Bullpen - Fuentes is the closer and he's the type of closer that the opposing team likes to see take the mound with a one run lead.  He gets the job done most of the time but you always feel you have a shot at the comeback. He may have eight saves but he has an ERA of 5.52, a FIP of 6.78, and an xFIP of 4.08. Based on those set of numbers you know he has been victim of the home run ball giving up five home runs in only fifteen innings of work. Fernando Rodney was signed away from the Tigers to provide setup work since Scott Shields is just a shell of his former excellent self. Rodney is walking almost seven hitters per nine innings. Somehow he has managed a 2.70 ERA  but he must be driving Angel fans crazy. Kevin Jepsen is the best pitcher in the bullpen but even he is walking almost five hitters per nine inning. The Angels have another Francisco Rodriquez in the bullpen and so far he's as good as the original. He's only pitched seven innings, but has yet to allow a run, has not walked anyone, and has nine K's. He throws a 95 MPH fastball along with hard cutter.  Rounding out the bullpen are Bulger, Bell, and Cassevah.

Looking at the numbers it is hard to be impressed with this team, but the Angels are rarely about the numbers so expect a tough series. They will be handicapped without the DH, they are playing on Thursday which should involve some bullpen work, they have been on the road forever. If the Dodgers could ever sweep the Angels this would be the weekend to make it happen while they are hurt, tired, and simply not that good, even if they are 8 - 2 in their last 10 games.

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Why is it inexplicable for the Dodgers to have "Los Angeles" in their name?

At least, inexplicable to anyone who’s not a fossil from Brooklyn.

by Real DL on Jun 10, 2010 10:23 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that didn't come out the way I wanted

I’m going to remove the line.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Peavy has a NASTY contract: Essentially 2011-2012 for $37 million (which includes a $4M buyout of $22M option in 2013).

by silverwidow on Jun 10, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when Peavy was the pitcher everyone was saying we should trade Billz for. Before Halladay, Lee, Oswalt…etc.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Peavy has been pretty bad this year. Definitely Oswalt.

by CarolinaDodger on Jun 10, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither

Make it Lee or nobody.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees want him badly. May even give up Jesus Montero

by silverwidow on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes absolutely no sense and was probably made up by Ken Rosenthal when he was bored.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The caveat is that they get to negotiate a multi-year deal for that to happen.

by silverwidow on Jun 10, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

which makes it weirder

as they could just as easily sign him in the offseason.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers already dominate NL West

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

How much of his NL West domination came in Petco?

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

the $37 million question

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

or before the FOX cameras found that black stuff all over him in April last year?

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that some kind of Heroin reference?

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, sorry

Red vs. Blue reference. Webcartoon people made using Halo. Very funny.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

i guess you dont have to apologize to me

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What, is it a spider? Get it off!!

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a feeling you’d get it.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The music that played in the warthog when they went to go rescue the private…oh my god…I was laughing so hard as it slowly got louder, and louder. And I was on a plane. Too much fun for a plane.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What in the sam hell is a puma?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

now I’m going to have to see if I can find it anywhere…

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is that thing? It kinda looks like a big cat.

You mean like a puma?
There you go.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know where I could watch it online?

Or would I have to buy it some place at this point?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

does rooster teeth no longer exist?

I know you can buy the dvds at gamestop, that’s where I got mine.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent

I’ll have to look for it

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always go to Amazon first

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m almost sure there is a torrent of it somewhere, too lazy to look though

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Anyone got Peavy’s periphals? MLBTR is saying they show he’s been pitching better than his over 5 ERA suggests.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

so about a run difference

Is he just mechanically off? He was good for them after he came off the DL last year.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Technically

His mechanics have always been off. Zing.

by Chad Moriyama on Jun 10, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, deal with Kenny Williams or Drayton Moore?

Fight the power! Votes for Ethier, none for Phillies.

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jun 10, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Ed Wade and Moore. Normally I’d say Wade, but we sure got something out of Williams lately.

Fight the power! Votes for Ethier, none for Phillies.

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jun 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

He’s probably looking at Ned Colleti like a master con man.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Granick!!!

sorry, wanted to try saying it.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ozwold!

No?

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thought this was interesting

RT @joecapMARLINS: New #Marlins Ballpark will feature — ready for this? —- dual aquariums that will serve as the home plate backstop

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 10:33 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Each aquarium will be constructed using a durable fiberglass structure, and white crystal-clear acrylic panels 1.5 inches thick will be used for the viewing windows. To safeguard it from impact, Lexan — the material used for bulletproof windows — will be installed in front and in back of the acrylic panels.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this to give the people who pay lots of money to sit there

something to watch during the game?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be filled with Lobsters that fans with those seats can choose to eat during the game.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh and that won't be distracting for pitchers?

“God damn sun fish got in my eyes!”

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jun 10, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there weren't baseball to be played

That would be fucking awesome. Pitchers are going to hate that though as said above.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pics on Marlins website look really cool.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The view will only be from the fan side.

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

bingo

source: http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100610&content_id=11025480&vkey=news_fla&fext=.jsp&c_id=fla

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

technically it also looks like its on the player side, but over to the side.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea, good call. not in plain site of the pitcher. But, it makes me wonder, would it really be any worse than the ads that move around in the back?

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren’t those green screens (most times)?

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

On paper this should indeed be a series the Dodgers should win, but like you say...

games ain’t won on paper, and the Angels always give the Dodgers a challenge. That lineup seems so pathetic it’s hard to imagine Dodger pitching won’t continue its hot ways, but again, the Angels find ways to irritate the Dodgers so who knows…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jun 10, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I think the Dodgers should have dropped two of three of the last series, on paper. As we were going up against “Ace 1a and Ace 1b” of the Cardinals.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

 we took them down before. Saying that we shoulda lost on paper underestimates our pitchers abilities and the abilities of our offense.

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Last year's NLDS taught me not to worry about the Carpenter + Wainwright matchups :-)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jun 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Giants drafted Golden “Donut” Tate in the 50th round.

by silverwidow on Jun 10, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

He’s toolsy with grit…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s actually Flo’s kind…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Angels...

…are the type of organization that the Dodgers used to be, and should be. A great owner focused on the fans, committed to winning and spending the necessary money. An organization that’s player-friendly, fan friendly. (A fan base that’s annoying due to their overwhelming little-brother syndrome, but that’s another story.)

And, last but not least, a manager who should have been at the Dodger helm 10 years ago.

by KellyStephen on Jun 10, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Angels: Lookie lookie, I’m Los Angeles now too!!!!

Dodgers: Always gotta copy me don’t you?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would we even like Scosia?

We’d be going nuts when he bunts Kemp every time with Furcal on first.

I’ve waffled on Joe in the past, but I’ve got no major beefs with Torre at the moment.

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

gotta wonder what he’d be saying about Kemp’s baserunning this year.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The O'Malleys never spent money

Campanis famously would trade or release players a year to soon. They were so fan friendly that were hesitant to even show road games on television.

Certainly they had their good points but to say that it was much much different is a bit much.

by bhsportsguy on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I found the O'Malleys very overrated

but Al Campanis very under-rated.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was very impressed with Walter after reading his book. A very accomplished man. With great connections his whole life of course.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mean under-rated as a man

but over-rated as someone who spent money on his team and cared about the fans any more then any other owner.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understood what you said.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I should read the book

you respect so few people that if he impressed you, then I’m probably missing something.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more of a hater, but a good read regardless.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moreno is a phony. But McCourt is too.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember someone writing an article that basically Moreno hasn’t won anything to be considered such a great owner. The team won their championship before he bought the team.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

lowering the price of beer

Will take you insanely far as an owner apparently..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 10, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

And having a cheap hat for fans to buy

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cant believe everybody thinks he is a good guy for lowering prices of beer and cheap adjustable hats, because the Angels PR sold the hell out of it. Their ticket prices are through the roof, and have been ever since he came over,and nobody says anything about that. They have a nice stranglehold on a weak division for the last decade, and they have done just enough to maintain that, but are always missing the final piece. Nice win in 2002. Hot bullpen, super roided and hot Glaus.

Like Phil notes above that there are so many similarities between the franchises but Moreno is a good guy compared to Frank because he does less to embarrass himself? Seems that way to me.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

McCourts have raised prices more than Moreno has since they’ve both owned the team.

by KellyStephen on Jun 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Moreno didn’t leverage the Angels.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said they were both phonies.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but attendance has gone up too. So he had an underpriced product

by bhsportsguy on Jun 10, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I truly don't know much about it

but the Fan Cost Index for 2009 puts the Dodgers near the top and the Angels near the bottom, meaning the Angles are one of the cheapest tickets in baseball. The Angels have below MLB-average costs in every thing they track like beer, soft drinks, etc.

by LA Taco on Jun 10, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go cruise ticketmaster and see prices for seats when the dodgers go there this month and tell me you would rather not stay at home.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was responding to “their prices are through the roof”.

by LA Taco on Jun 10, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger stadium is a better experience though. Stadium is nicer. The team is better. The fans are better. The bloggers are better.

Of course its more money.

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

food is better at DS too

plus the Angels have ‘value pricing’ where the seats cost more the closer you get to the field, regardless of section, which sucks.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 10, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely not a fan of the Big A. Just trying to figure out why Moreno is a phony, I guess it’s because he hasn’t won a championship. He does seem to be providing value for the fans though in terms of low prices and winning teams.

by LA Taco on Jun 10, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea why Delias

thinks he’s a phony. He’s not talking about himself, a phony to me is someone who appears to be someone he isn’t. What has Moreno ever “said” that would suggest he’s full of baloney?

The Kids love the fireworks, but the viewing angles on the base sides are awful. Wouldn’t hurt the Dodgers to shoot a few fireworks in the air or reverberate “she is gone” from every crappy speaker they have when ‘she is gone’.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree with that….that’s not even part of the equation. Dodger Stadium is Mecca to me, even if the angels are 10 minutes from my house.

by KellyStephen on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s something to be said about being a really good phony.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also Moreno

has been good at signing free agents but he has not bid on his own players since owning the team.

by bhsportsguy on Jun 10, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw is leading the majors in K/9. Love that stat

by Julio Nievas on Jun 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume there’s some qualifying innings. Marmol is still at 15 or something absurd.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marmol: 17.0 K/9
Broxton: 14.0 K/9

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Read the wrong column on Broxton: 13.3 K/9, 14 K/BB
Marmol: 3.19 K/BB

All this stuff is right at the top on B-Ref.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Among starters, which I think is more incredible

by Julio Nievas on Jun 10, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Broxton would be I believe if relievers were counted

For starters Kershaw is leading K/9 innings. Lincecum is right behind him though and has had one less start (I guess that really just matters more for actual Ks, not K/9 inning).

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw’s 10.43 K/9 leads the Majors (min. 60 IP). Love that stat.

by silverwidow on Jun 10, 2010 3:19 AM EDT reply actions

Is there an echo in here?

by silverwidow on Jun 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I so wish I could make it to some of the games this weekend

If only I had though ahead and planned my condo acquisition around baseball. Crap.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 11:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Congrats on the condo.

Condolences on missing this weekend’s games.

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jun 10, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Saw the Angels murder Seattle

last weekend in Seattle. 11-2 final score thanks to a 7 run 7th. They did it with singles, mostly.

by LA Taco on Jun 10, 2010 11:05 AM PDT reply actions  

per TMZ (heh)

Oklahoma State is the next to join the Pac-Whatever

by Julio Nievas on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

What's the impact of OK State?

They were 1 of the rumored teams anyway right, but I would guess this means (as though it wasn’t already official) the Big 12 is dead. The other 5 teams going is just a formality now. No longer a chance of Pac 10 flipping Texas the bird, stealing Colorado and then going after Utah.

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was still hoping for that last part

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Padres losing, Giants tied in 4th

Mike Leake is mortal. Wellemeyer had to leave, now they have an excuse to bring up Bumgarner.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

I am loving this off day

Nothing better than an off day following a sweep of a top team : D

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Off days certainly are better after sweeps.

But I hate off days.

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Normally I agree

But this time its nice to watch other baseball and not worry too much

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off days on a Lakers finals game day is A-OK with me.

by LA Taco on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love off days

after Broxton has been maxed out

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Topped off by Ron Artest hitting Junior Skyhook #2 for a 3-1 lead!

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 11:31 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

While I think a sweep of the Games in Boston would be awesome

if they do end up coming back, I hope all the fans in the Staple’s center chant “Welcome Back!” at Paul Pierce.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

mornin'

I got home at the very end of last night’s game (literally, like the last 45 seconds or so), and there were a couple of things I was wondering about. I know I can search through the comments to get an answer to at least the first question, but it’s more fun to ask live than search through hundreds of old comments, so:

-The very first thing I heard, I still can’t believe, so please correct me if I was imagining this. Was Charlie Steiner screaming excitedly about Matt Kemp making a game winning catch, only to have the audience informed seconds later that it was a ground rule double, and the go-ahead run was on second base?!

- Second, did anyone hear Dodger Talk after the game? They had John Phillips and some other guy guest hosting, which by itself was pretty bizarre- kind of like having Sean Hannity doing Yankee Talk! Even crazier, someone claiming to be Tim Leary called in. The second host had no clue it was him (or at least, someone claiming to be him). Phillips seemed like he might have known, but didn’t treat the call like it was anything special. Someone who claimed he went to high school with Leary called in to say that it was actually him, at which point the second host seemed slightly embarrassed that they didn’t treat the call with more respect. (Phillips didn’t seem to care very much either way.) Does anyone have any idea whether that really was Leary calling in? I’m inclined to think it was, as there aren’t too many people who feel the need to impersonate pitchers from 20 years ago, but you never know…

by sarcastro9 on Jun 10, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

I didn't hear Steiner

Nor have I found the clip online, but judging from the comments Steiner did exactly that. Amazing.

That reminded me of the July 5 game in San Diego that he called over as the Padres were scoring the tying run (though I can’t remember the details).

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 11:36 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Steiner has horrible recognition of fly balls. Horrible.

by LA Taco on Jun 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm almost afraid to look at the comments

I do remember the July 5th game very clearly, and this was worse. In that one, you can at least make the lame excuse that he forgot how many outs there were. In this one, he didn’t see the ball and basically just made up what happened instead of waiting a few seconds for clarification.

Seriously, someone higher up needs to tell him to cut it out immediately, or they’re going to have to find a new play-by-play man. Jumping the gun on flyballs and getting excited for a few seconds is one thing. But announcing to millions of people that the Dodgers just won the ballgame when the Cardinals are actually putting together a game-threatening rally is just about unforgivable for ANY announcer, let alone one of Steiner’s experience and stature- and this is coming from the guy who defends GA!

by sarcastro9 on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is Steiner prompted Silverwidow to put up the “We Win” pic early :)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love to hear the example from the spring cited by Martin Green, where Steiner apparently called a foul ball pop to the first baseman, only to correct himself saying it was strike three to end the inning. What???

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

When they came back from the power outage at Wrigley
CS – “I guess DeWitt struck out”
RM – “No, he is standing on first.”

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best I ever heard on this was

One time I was watching a White Sox game on WGN. An opposing player was batting and absolutely crushed a ball down the line. Here’s what was said [more or less] as soon as the ball was hit:

Announcer: “Foul ball. It’s curving. Curving. It’s a fair ball! It hit the foul pole! It was foul the whole way then hit the pole. Home run.”

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

That’s like the verb of the 2009 Postseason: Fisted

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were stealing signs

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I guess its just ESPN so I shoudln’t be surprised, but Dodgers and Angels highlights last all of 10 seconds and Yankees etc last a lot longer. It seems laughable that a show with Los Angeles in the title doesnt cover the LA teams very much. Unless you are the Lakers

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah well nevermind

This is nothing that hasn’t been brought up before. Just stuck in my head since last night.

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

if you're talking about TV

I don’t think there is an ESPN LA show. usually it’s just sportscenter, and yes, they don’t care about West Coast Baseball

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you think we get screwed, just think of how jobbed Whalers fans feel about normal Sportscenters.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a Whaler fan, I can agree.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Verbeek agrees…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's still a national show

They have a studio in Los Angeles partly as a west coast hub, and partly so they can have a live production after the west coast games end where the people involved aren’t starting the show at 2am local time.

That said, I rarely watch SportsCenter anymore, and I haven’t missed a thing.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its the only game in town for me :(

For some shitty reason my cable service has no MLB network

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh gimmie a break

Pads just scored 2 more off Santana

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I feel sad that there is no Star Wars nerd talk in here

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

So...

What was up with Jar Jar Binks?

by TurnItDown on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped watching all new ones because of Jar Jar

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

jar jar, sebulba, and darth maul were just a few of the dumb characters

that made the newer star wars movies just stupid to me

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what did you have against Maul?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maul was so dope

all of the Sith Lords/Dark Jedi in the prequels were so anemic that they were pathetically unbelieveable. Darth Maul died too early, IMO.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think he should have lasted at least until the end of the 2nd movie?

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

him dying set up Count Dooku, though his characterization as this ridiculously noble Jedi who thought the Republic was going to hell in a handbasket…didn’t exactly follow why he was suddenly this bad ass Dark Jedi. I could have done without Dooku. Maul would have been fine.

General whatever the hell his name is, though? He was ridiculous. I would have liked him to last more than 15 minutes, too.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you watch the cartoons one by the Samurai jack guy?

Greivious was pimp master macgee in them. I was pissed at how lame he was in the movie.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see the cartoons, which is probably the one major hole I have

But I remember hearing that, so watching him be dismantled so easily (lol?) was extremely disheartening.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

To note, the reason he rasps so damn much is he gets force CRUSHED by mace windu at the end of the cartoons.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I've seen the 2nd one all the way through, or I've missed parts in the middle

Was Maul a disciple of Dooku and Dooku a disciple of Palpatine?

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Palpatine (Darth Sidious, whatever) was the master, Maul was the apprentice.

Maul died, Palpatine needed a new apprentice…which became Dooku, a former Knight.

Dooku was killed by Anakin, who was like the prospect in the Dark Jedi farm system…had lots of upside but wasn’t ready to kill younglings yet.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

who was like the prospect in the Dark Jedi farm system…had lots of upside but wasn’t ready to kill younglings yet.

poetry.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What better way to show your dominance in your coming out party?

It’s why Strasburg pitched against the Pirates in his debut :P

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never seemed to me like his turn was built up properly. Having him kill all those sandpeople in the second one was a good start, but it seemed like in the third movie is motive was,

“The Jedi are mean and my secret wife is gonna die, I’m evil now.”

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank You!!

and rec’d. Seriously though, I thought the Jedi in those movies were a bunch of dicks honestly. Qui-Gon and Obi Wan exceptions.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats the point

Of course this gives Lucas more credit then he probably deserves, but the Jedi fell because they where a bunch of stuffy stuck up dicks.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it funny that all they wanted to do was "bring balance to the force"

But what they didn’t realize was there were so many Jedi’s that it was unbalanced in their favor, and Anakin turning to the dark side actually brought a much better balance to the force.

Also, he really fulfilled that destiny in Return of the Jedi by killing the emperor and essentially helping destroy the empire.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yoda could tell that evil was just festering under the surface for Anakin, so wasn’t that why they didn’t want to turn him into a real Jedi…or something? lol. I need to re-watch those movies.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't think it was handled that poorly

A lot of it being simply once he crossed the line and killed Mace Windu(who was being a dick) there was no going back. There should have been more buildup after that, instead of strait to him killing children though.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was being a dick?

He wanted Palpatine to come with him, and Anakin got in the way, which ended up killing Mace. That was a bad move on Anakin’s part.

Of course, he could have just turned to the Dark Side because his nickname was “Annie”. That plus daddy issues will fuck you up.

Nolander, you’ve read Stover’s book on Ep III, right?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have not
He wanted Palpatine to come with him

Mace Windu wanted to execute him on the spot, a big no no in the Jedi code. Anakin had a problem with that.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait wait

Didn’t he want to arrest him, and then Palpatine killed his two bros, enraging Mace? I don’t remember. That saddens me.

Dude. You need to read it. I am going to read it tonight and bask in the awesomness. I’ll even lend it to you.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember him wanting to kill him

But looking conflicted. But the Dark Side had to be destroyed.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

here ya go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxb630ipsbs

God that palpatine over acts so fucking bad

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are these "children" you speak of?

I remember him killing younglings, but none of these “children”

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

they killed everyone in the temple

And they had gone out of their way to show children in the temple.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

lul

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I love your description of this. Was Dooku in the first movie at all?

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Negative.

Of course, I haven’t subjected myself to the prequels in quite some time. Maybe some offday (or series of offdays) we should have something where we liveblog the entire series. Hahahaha.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah

We need Spike to have the prequel marathon come on soon so we can accomplish this feat :)

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too awesome

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darth Maul was a badass

Ray Park, ftw!

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bout...

How much better would a trilogy of movies based on the Thrawn Trilogy books been than the prequels?

Discuss.

by TurnItDown on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it directed by George Lucas?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooooooooh

So much better. Thrawn was a badass. Pellaeon was a badass. Mara Jade was a badass, too!

I want a Rogue Squadron movie. Or an I, Jedi movie.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rogue Squadron and I Jedi where teh shit

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corran Horn was one of my favorite characters, but my favorite book from that series was Starfighters of Adumar.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause it was f'ing hilarious?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely!

My friend got Aaron Allston to sign a copy for me for my birthday. It remains the best birthday present I have ever received.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you people just making up words now?

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being super awesome SW nerds

:)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMG

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

John Ely is a Jedi!

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s actually a Cylon…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jango was the design for all the clones

But Boba was just SO badass it’s hard to tell.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL KING OF MANDALOR LOL

Not sure how I felt about those books, but…you know. Also, Wedge Antilles is a certified BAMF.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he crawl out?

I read some of the comics and thats what happened there

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

crawled out all f’d up from what I remember.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. The Sarlacc’s digestive juices were no match for his armor.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He deserved a better death than that

But he was truly a badass.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Han is the ultimate badass (overuse of this word today...perhaps)

“I love you.”

“I know.”

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

from what I remember in the story

He got out, caught some huge bounty, and semi-retired.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey has a gorgeous right handed swing. Damn.

by UCLADodger32 on Jun 10, 2010 11:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Posey

is the greatest waiver pickup I have made. Well, that and Alex Rios

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

on the Scott Van Pelt Show right now

on ESPN Radio, they asked one question for USC fans:

Was it worth it?

Looking back at the end of the Paul Hackett Era, I have to say, probably yes.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

According to ESPN's college football feed

NCAA bans USC’s from postseason for 2 years, strip the program of scholarships, + vacate victories from at least the 04 season, sources say.

I knew it! I always knew Aaron Rodgers actually completed that pass, and that Cal won the Pac10 in ‘04. As I’ve said before, just send the trophy c/o Academic Community and it’ll all be okay.

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That day, when Aaron Rodgers completed something like 87 of 88 passes (I may be a few off) was the same day as The Lima Game.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Mack Brown

Called all his buddies in the coaches poll and whined about Cal being ranked higher than Texas. Good times. And now Texas will be joining the Pac-16. Excellent.

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh

I didn’t think of that. Should be fun for rivalries.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are probably only going to play once every 8 years in conference. may not be a big deal

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just thinking out loud

If they still have 9 conference games, and with two divisions of 8, they could have:

a) play each team in your division each season (7 games)
b) play two teams in other division (2 games)

That way, you play everyone in the other division every four years.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

or sec style

where you play all your division opponents every year, one opponent from the other division every year, then rotate with a home and away with one of the other division opponents

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's only be the case

to preserve rivalries like the Third Sunday in October, which the Pac10 and Big12 don’t have, so I think ES’s scenario more likely

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEC only has 12. That wont work here now.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can only play 9 games if they do stay with no Championship game I think

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah if I 'member correctly

Some guy named Vince Young danced all over USC and denied them back to back championships

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never happened

/selective memory

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall Lendale converting that 4th and 2

But I could be wrong :P

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST.WINS.GAMES.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fight On, for old $C
The halfback makes
a salary

I’ve been singing that for years

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hated being a college football fan when that happened.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry I'm too busy packing for the 2004 Rose Bowl

I really hope we can beat Michigan. This sanction thing comes with a time machine right?

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish, so I can forget me sitting in the freezing cold at the Las Vegas Bowl. UCLA would have gone somewhere much warmer.

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer last night, and I am really enjoying it

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It's the best right?!?

Are you starting from the beginning?

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I never watched it before. I finished the first episode last night, and got up and watched 20 minutes of the next one before work. Now I am going to watch the rest at lunch.

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good, goood

If you’re enjoying the first season, it only gets better. So much better

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me pumped up!

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first season does have one of my favorite lines though

End of “The Pack”, when Xander claims to have no memory, and Giles calls him on it.

“Shoot me. Stuff me. Mount me.”

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

But never could be as great as the Battlestar remake was…

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've found it to be great drama

but it doesn’t rewatch as well

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you watched the first episode?

33 I think. If you don’t watch that and fall in love immediately, then its not for you.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

like a 50 year in the past prequel

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. Sort of.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of/sort of

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gotta watch the miniseries

when they revealed the first sleeper cylon, I was hooked

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the miniseries

but to this day 33 is still the best episode, and one of the best 43 minutes of sci fi ever.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes!

The mini series was so-so, but the first episode, called “33” is so damn great!!!

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's like apples

and a much smaller, more rag tag apple

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I am planning to watch Battlestar soon, but this is a point I will have to debate with my friends at length.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nitpick

Frack is from the original

It’s spelled Frak now

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ai Ya! Mei Mei

I just used up all my chinese

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firefly was so well thought out

and the characters so interesting. I love that Joss wedon thought it through that in the near future, only two superpowers survived, China and US resulting in two dominant languages. Good stuff. Fox is so good at producing good series and so bad at choosing what stays

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorite Joss comment bout the verse

It’s just like now, rich are rich, poor are poor. Except there are flying cars.

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!

Damnit! its 2010. WHERE THE HELL IS MY FLYING CAR?!?

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

True story

I had this “How things work” book as a kid, which predicted that by 1996, we’d have flying cars run on batteries, and that oil would be obsolete as a fuel source

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched it for Summer

but she only carried me a few episodes before I demanded something happen, and it didn’t

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

she's a sweetheart

from what I remember

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she's awesome

She has the proper mixture of hotness and cuteness.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which makes me happy

Cause Nathan Fillion rules. now if I could only get myself to actually watch that show. I’ve seen a few eps and I really like it.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes me sad

to see him having to do a run-of-the-mill crime drama when Firefly was so gorram marvelous. I feel better about Adam Baldwin’s transformation from “Jayne” to Chuck’s Major Casey.

Fight the power! Votes for Ethier, none for Phillies.

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I need me my Capt. Reynolds fix

and if its in a crime drama so be it. I love that guy.

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Moreran Baccarin

Is an alien in V. She’s still hot with short hair.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that should be Morena

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jewel Staite

Kaylee. Sigh.

Fight the power! Votes for Ethier, none for Phillies.

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jewel is amazing, yea

and Kaylee was a great character. I loved the ep where it revealed how she got the gig on Serenity, was hilarious.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely preferred her with long hair

But shes hot enough to pull off short hair.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t want to see anyone pull off short hair. Ow.

by berkowit28 on Jun 10, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

I’m just saying she pulls it off well. God she was gorgeous playing Inara, in fact, all the female crew members were awesome on that show. Looks and personality.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that they made Jewel Stait gain weight

because she was supposed to be earthy. She looked great.

She was also on one of my favorite shows, growing up as a kid. Space Cases. It was on SNICK and featured the Black Ranger.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Catalina with the rainbow hair

then she was replaced later by her friend Suzy who they thought was imaginary.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are the first person that remembers that show. Wow.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I remember my Nickelodean roots. I actually found myself watching an episode of Rocko’s Modern Life last night.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still remember the damn theme song.

…Bova acts like nothing’s funny, Rosie’s clear and bright and sunny….

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must have been interesting growing up

with Nickelodean.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like the cartoons

Except Doug.

I thought Ren and Stimpy and Rocco’s Modern Life were just gross out humor and nothing actually funny about it.

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Doug

But I enjoyed a lot of the nicktoons. Then I got older and the new one’s didn’t resonate with me. Until Invader Zim came out, man was that show quotable.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember

Harland Band….leaps before he looks….Suzy’s smarter than a million books…..

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, my kid watched it.

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jun 10, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got bored after the first episode

It wasnt terrible, and supposedly got better, but too late now.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its pretty entertaining now

I agree, early on it was a bit clumsy but they got into the characters and its much better now

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

but canceled

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah :(

I love Terminator since I was a kid. The series was pretty interesting. and then poof. Just like Firefly. stupid Fox

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”

Fight the power! Votes for Ethier, none for Phillies.

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

Would you call a squeeze play with a 2 run lead and Pablo Sandoval at the plate?

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s possible there was no squeeze since Pablo didn’t appear to know about it…or he just missed the stupid call

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insurmoundable

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT Laker news

Bynum may not play tonight. Right knee swelling.

We’ll see…

by Alex41592 on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

drain it!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody should look into getting him Paul Pierce’s Magical Wheelchair from 2008

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else watching this World Cup Kickoff concert?

It’s kind of the best thing ever. And I say that a lot.

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Muse is playing it, yeah?

They just posted some pictures on their twitter of them tooling around the stadium.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

are they?

It’s been all African acts so far. I fear an English act may cause a riot.

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, they definitely seem to be doing something here

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battlestar fans

I got hooked on the series via Netflix but I’m confused on the sequence. Any one want to lay it out for me.
I was up to the point that the Cylon had the baby and they took it from her.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean everything prior, or everything past that point

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everything past

and then anything they made like PreSequel.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

watch up to season 2

and then get off that ship asap. I loved that show but the end was horrible.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Horrible

as in stupid, or horrible in that all the characters you got vested in die?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid.

Its like lost. they tease a masterplan but it turns into a bunch of made up bullshit.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

note to writers:

mentioning ‘THEY HAVE A PLAN’ in the intro to a series should indicate that YOU have a plan as well. leads to disappointment.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

I am someone who enjoyed the hell out of all the Matrix movies not just the first one. I’m a sucker for humans fighting machines while using machines to fight the machines and gave little thought to the “concept”.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel completely differently

You want to have a basic framework, but mostly you’re just setting up checkpoints. You don’t want to get tied to hitting a certain ending, only to discover something else is working better

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched about three episodes into season 2

Started with the premiere, and just gave up. I just found none of the characters likable, and it was nothing but misery and melodrama.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little confused, Phil. If you’re asking about the episodes that occur soon after the kidnapping, I think those episodes are on New Caprica. So chronologically, there is a quick jump forward of one year. Is that what you’re asking?

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out

which season I was on when they took the baby away so I know where to start renting again. But Hee Sop Choi may have spoiled my enthusiasm. I don’t want to invest the time if the ending makes it a waste of my time. I’m not expecting Isacc Asimov greatness but I don’t want a WTF moment 20 hours later.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

when they take the baby

has got to be near the end..

seasons 1-2 are totally awesome. if you feel like continuing go for it.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 10, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're close to finishing season 2

Phil – sounds like you made it as far as episode 18 of season 2 – “Downloaded.” You still have two more episodes to go in season 2, so don’t give up. I have to disagree with Hee Sop and say that season 3 is amazing! Let me know what you think after you watch.

and on the 93rd postseason of the National Hockey League, the Slovakian-hockeygod Zeus commanded from high atop Mount Figueroa..."RELEASE THE MEAT TRAIN!" And it was good.

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jun 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Old friend Mota

Please blow the game for the GIants

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Blown save for Mota. Tied at 6.

by Alex41592 on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww yeah

I just joined the TBLA group on Facebook.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

Search for “True Blue LA”

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

done and done

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woefully under utilized by me

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got you bro

it’s about to be relevant again

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was one of Eric's first move's

then he got involved with Tweety Bird and left FaceBook to make it on her own.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

still continuing my torrid love affair with that bird.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sylvester is not happy

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do i find that on the iphone facebook app?

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy had Mota pitch to Votto and Votto singled up the middle. 7-6 Reds.

by Alex41592 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota

is a gift from the Gods.

I love that Red team.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully we will feel the same next week.

Since the last series in Cincinnati, when the Dodgers score 28 runs (but gave up 25) in three games…

45 Games
Runs For: 186 (4.13 per game)
Runs Against: 175 (3.89 per game)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the series I'm looking forward to

Philips, Rolen, Votto, Bruce

back then I believe Matt Kemp was on target to crush the most RBI’s in the month of April. Something happened along the way.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile

The Mets go down very quietly and lose Game 1 to the Padres.

22 straight Mets went down to end the game.

by Alex41592 on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 PM PDT reply actions  

so whats SD's secret?

I dont understand how they’ve been so successful

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

sold their soul to satan

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extreme run prevention

Good-to-great pitching.
Awesome defense

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not playing the Dodgers enough.

That will change.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I was just going to comment on him. When Vinny talks about Broxton’s K/BB ratio he should mention Gregerson. Struck out the side again today didn’t he?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and an absurb

12 hits and 2 walks allowed in 32 1/3 innings

by SeanMillerSavior on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo hasn’t played for a full season, so we can’t judge yet ;)

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Thornton

of the White Sox was pretty good before he got torched the other day.

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I missed the Vladimir Shpunt story!?! Goddamned parenting . . .

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You need more V-Power!

Fight the power! Votes for Ethier, none for Phillies.

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it at first, too

Wasn’t sure what everyone was talking about at first; then just started laughing.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that you gave the win to Vladimir Kershaw. Reading missed TBLA comments can be a tiring act . . .

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Shaikin article was like the gift that keeps on giving.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished it. The Werth part is the funniest.

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally agree.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anytime someone repeatedly offers no comment, then replies with “How did you hear about that?”, well, that’s a great moment.

True story: I was in the back of a pickup truck in high school one time (one half step below serial killing according to my mom) going to lunch, and someone saw and mentioned it to my mom. When my mom confronted me and asked why I was in the back of a truck, I fumbled. I should have said “I wasn’t in the back of a truck,” but instead said, “How did you know?”

Rookie move on my part.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the save to Jonathan Shpunt!

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saddened to think of all the lame Vladimir Shpunt jokes I could’ve made when the story was still relevant. Be warned, I may have to make up for lost time on that one.

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I know im really late with this but

I just finished LOST. Anyone else dissappointed? or am i a hater?

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Really enjoyed the finale, until the final 10 minutes, when they just decided to tie everything together with an all-to-convenient bow

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah they kinda dropped the ball at the last second

I felt kinda robbed there at the end. It was like the Matrix. The second movie could have been awesome depending on how the third panned out. instead of awesome i got disappointment and confusion

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost exactly my thoughts on The Matrix. The first one was great, mind-blowing even. I don’t recognize the second two movies at all.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the name of the white-bearded dude that tried to explain everything in the second movie? My head explodes every time I try to understand that.

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the architect

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Moseby, Sex Architect

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted Moseby should be killed right after he impregnates some bartender

and we find out he’s talking to his kids but they can’t hear him. If it wasn’t for the Canadian I wouldn’t even pretend to watch.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIMYM

Will always have at least one redeeming quality: Alyson Hannigan. Any show with WIllow has to be a little good.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

I find her to be the weak link of that cast.

I did enjoy Buffy for a few years, before that show jumped the shark (jumping the shark was when they introduced a sister for Buffy out of nowhere.)

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

It wasn’t REALLY her sister. I find it hard to call that jumping the shark.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry dude

I’m trying hard to avoid that LOST chat below as I’m midway through season 5 right now.

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, the sister bit

threw me, I thought for sure I missed something someplace. But at least in the screwy Buffy universe, they made it work.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have bailed before the resolution of that story

Because I barely remember how it ended and besides my interest level was well gone by that point.

Season 1 of that show was brilliant. The Master, Xander as a werewolf….

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

love that show

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a hater

very disappointing ending. I use to recommend the show to people, I hope none of them ever started watching because of me only to be let down.

by TurnItDown on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha EXACTLY how i felt

EVERYONE told me its the show to watch and now I kinda wish I had those hours back

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seemed to me like they tried to cram as much confusing or unexpected plotlines as possible to keep people watching.

This decision inevitably let to their inability to tie everything up, but sure did nab a large viewer base. Unfortunately it took away from the main theme.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Lost'? More like 'Cocktease'

i couldn’t stand watching the show until every episode was out and i could burn through them.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much. The most infuriating part to me is how the characters reacted to each other. Is it too much to ask for a little interpersonal realism?

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is what

bothers me the most, because everyone saying it wasn’t about the Island, it was about the characters and that part of the show was never that good.

by TurnItDown on Jun 10, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was dissapointed

I still love the show, but being told that the show was about the characters and not the mysteries really bothered me. There was simply no consistent internal logic, just mysteries when they were convenient to keep people interested or move the plot forward. Not to mention that half of the 6th season was a total waste of time and that they had dropped about 50 red herrings to hide the fact.

All that said, I still cried like a bitch several times.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So maybe you can help me with this

Jack becomes Jakob, turns off the island in order to kill evil Locke, then turns the island back on, and dies. Why didn’t Jack become the smoke monster?

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack took Beano before entering the cave

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

This is cracking me up.

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am still laughing

 i dunno why this cracks me up so much

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Lost once a year

and then the finale. I don’t feel I missed anything.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok well

I think its because Jacob couldnt kill his brother, so instead something else happened? Thats what I mean by lack of consistent internal logic. You have to make too many leaps of logic or faith or w/e for things to make sense.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The internal logic is pretty consistent, you just have to be content with “Magic Light” as your consistent answer.

Maybe because the light was unplugged Jack didn’t get monsterized. Or because Smokey was just a normal dude and Jack had Jacob powers. Lots of possible reasons.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think all the stuff about not answering mysteries is largely wrong. Sure some stuff doesn’t work (basically anything involving Eloise Hawking) but they answered a ton of stuff they don’t get credit for.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn’t necessarily not answering stuff, it is more about a whole bunch of chaff thrown in the show to confuse the main conflict/storyline.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think part of that is the realitys of making a TV Show. Some characters they clearly had no idea what to do with like Sayid, Jin, and Sun, but they got pushed off to the side enough that I don’t think it counts as a whole bunch of chaff.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET!

Mota is a sleeper Dodger on the GIants

by EephusBlue on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait until you see what GA does against the Angels.

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

…commits critical errors to allow the Angels to win? I’d say he fails to hit, but he does that against everyone.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was forced to rec this because of it's greatness

But I cannot saying anything bad, I promised no bad thoughts on GA in June unless he pulls something incredibly retarded.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was this: I I close to posting a stephen drew or matt holiday .gif

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Train line

After 1 inning Atl 0, AZ 0
Dontrelle
1IP, 0 Runs, 3 BB, 0 K
really

by megaballs on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry 2 BBs in the first, one to start the second

by megaballs on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Train gets Tommy Hanson for his 1st K.
Then single Pardo and balk#2

by megaballs on Jun 10, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Prado on second, Willis gets Superstar Heyward to pop up to second and HOF Chipper to GO to pitcher.
I am almost rooting for this guy.
3IP O runs.
I will stop this, carry on

by megaballs on Jun 10, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave Duncan must be bored.

Meanwhile, Leo Mazzone wonders why he ever left ATL

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah Maddz

That Muse pic was in France

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes much more sense. Thanks :)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ninth inning, schminth inning

You can’t kill the Dodgers!

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jun 10, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

I’m having a shitty day and that made me laugh. Gracias, Taco.

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta love weekday threads on off-days

Star Wars, fish tanks, Nickelodeon and V power.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread has kept me sane today

More OT please!

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ignored those (quicker).

by berkowit28 on Jun 10, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lame!

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What with all the hoopla, I bought Star Wars and tried to watch it, found it bleh. Sorry. So no particular interest for me. I’m all over blogs re Breaking Bad and Mad Men though, so if anyone wants to start up on those, I’m game. Fine with Tolkien too.

by berkowit28 on Jun 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tolkien...

Am I the only one worried that The Hobbit movie won’t be as awesome as the old animated movie was?

by TurnItDown on Jun 10, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

decidedly less

now that the Guillermo del Toro has pulled out of the project.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Cuaron takes it, I might crap my pants (remember the old “Oops I crapped my pants” SNL bit?). He’s my favorite director.

by kinbote on Jun 10, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know how we go and read other blogs on SBN?

I would LOVE to know what people think of us now.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Personally

you have been accumulating thousands upon thousands of cool points over the last few weeks. Don’t stress.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

Maddz is the new cool chick everyone wants to talk to, hahah.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBLA co-dependency levels rising. . . . rising

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHE IS A GIRL

WHAT OMG WHAT TO DO WHAT TO DO

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of that Futurama episode where they go inside the internet.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

a bicyclops built for two.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that one. Or this reference of the Critic

Kids ask Jay Sherman to tell of his capture in Iraq

Jay: No, I only tell that story to impress women. Whataminute(turns to his g/f Alice) You’re a woman!

Alice: (sultry) What gave me away?

Jay: (smooth) If I told you, you’d slap me.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great episode

I love the part where Leela is like Peggy Bundy and the dude is like AL Bundy. So great.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMGZ, A FEMALE!

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's one of those things that we don't know how to talk to that make us feel funny

With the longer hair than us.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know!

Quick! Act like you bathe and don’t live in your mothers basement, everyone!

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can I pretend that I don't, it seeps out of every pour that I live in her basement!

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddz is pretty much awesome

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, and I had to re-write that one to make it sound less creepy and more appreciative.

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on guyzzz, if there's one thing Dr. Dre taught us..

it’s that bitches ain’t nothin’ but hoes and tricks.

by npurcell on Jun 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m nerdy enough to read baseball blogs but I would totally stuff these guys in a locker?

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Texans Football blog

is very similar. We’re all big fat nerds.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddz is the chick

all us blog geeks wanna date. Unless you’re married, then shes totally lame compared to your wife.

…until shes not looking.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah my wife is awesome

She actually will play vgames with me instead of just thinking I’m wasting my time.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

To: Eric Stephen

CC: True Blue LA

RE: Overflow thread.

I would like to order one (1) new overflow thread to be delivered June 10, 2010 between the times of now, and 5 minutes from now.

Thank you,

K3vo
Assistant secretary of V power.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It would have been a lot easier to get V power if the McCourts just changed that old 76 in the parking lot to a Shell.

by TurnItDown on Jun 10, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why is it everytime someone says V power

I think of puppy power from pound puppies. What the hell?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a pound puppy when i was a kid, stellar 80’s reference dude.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marlins aerobics

Get in shape, get popular, then we trade you to another aerobic class.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when he did GBA at DS

I could barely understand him. That guy is such a douche.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha ya

but the way he sounds is less embarrassing than the actual lyrics, I heard that it got such bad reception that the Marlin’s tried to take it off the internet completely

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jun 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep hooping and dreamin and you weell sooaarrrr

coom ohn mahlins meek us prouuuuuuddddd

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jun 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dont know how Marlins soar

by delias man on Jun 10, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

the guy who wrote it likened himself to Christ….so there you go

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about

Algeria on the 23rd? Can we call that the Third Barbary War?

by TurnItDown on Jun 10, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a little worried about Slovenia, they took it to Russia who have a damn good side.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH! because I know there has to be some fans of it in here

It’s like 2 weeks until new Futurama episodes!!!!

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I have all 4 seasons and have been running through them. . . again in anticipation.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. I think they are doing them on Thursdays at 9 PM

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have all the episodes saved on my DVR and i've been going through them in order

I’m at 21 or 22 I believe, and it would be like the 8th go around for me watching them, though never in numerical order.

Futurama is by far my favorite show, and you have no idea how happy I am that it’s coming back, and with the original voice actors as well!

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried they won't be good

But there is hope they will be awesome!

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll be good, John Dimaggio and Billy West are freaking awesome.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The movies were really good

So the show should be at least equally as good. Fox tried as best they could but they couldn’t keep this show down!

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the opening to Bender’s Big Score had me rolling in the aisles.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg, that was so great

“What does this mean for us and our many fans?” a bunch of wind fans blowing back and forth

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

on the way to the Dodgers Dbacks game from Tucson (the one where they walked Ethier to get to Parkmanny) My buddies and I were basically quoting Futurama nonstop, good times.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best friend and I randomly say quotes from the show

“Soon you will be partying with Slurms Mcckenzy.”

“When will that be?”

“Soon enough.”

“That’s not soon enough!”

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“No more questions!”

“…Why?”

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Honey, ordinary honey”

“that doesn’t sound dangerous”

“THIS IS NO ORDINARY HONEY!”

I dare you to not read that in the professor voice.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I TOTALLY DID, HAHAHA

“Hi, I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and i don’t have money for the bus and my aunt is sick and she needs medicine so I’m robbing you.”

“I don’t believe that story for a second.”

“It doesn’t matter, I’m mugging you.”

“There’s no bus to Jersey City…”

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only have Bender's Big Score

of the dvd movies. I haven’t even seen the other ones.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bender’s Game is my favorite, although I am a big-ass nerd.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying so hard not to be that girl jealous of the new girl in the room

but man that Maddz love, I guess I’m chopped liver

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

just gotta get started in a huge game of one-upping each other, that will fix everything

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, that might be the way

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone wins, except dignity. Dignity loses.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dignity always loses when awesome wins.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

In any event

I’m happy both women that are fans of Firefly are also fans of the Dodgers, what are the odds?

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

and really dignity has been on the ropes for awhile

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ever since the internet.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on

We’ll always remember our favorite Cypress College blogger

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Berkeley girl does not stoop to such common things

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cylon, Starbuck ruled at pyramid

“My space is getting just a little too crowded”

Tatooine!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have yet to post a pic of yourself

from an old lasertag poster. This explains everything.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think under the rule of oneupsmanship

It’d have to be the princess leia bikini

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

This would put you back in the lead.

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be you bringing in Broxton to face. . . .umm . .lets say G.A.

pretty much a foregone conclusion that you have won.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which of course, is why it'll never happen

Let’s face it, to make a 30 rock reference, I’m Liz Lemon…

…which would make Maddz Jenna, which I say with love : )

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

I’ll take that

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I thought you had deleted your account for a sec

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're fucking awesome

You recognized my signature, you know what a claddagh is, you got the bomb rally pictures, AND, and this is most important, you are actually witty (I am just a spaz).

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

your mom adds the drunken wit for you. so its all good apparently.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

As is always the case

I’m jealous of you, cause you’ve got a devil may care aspect about without being rude or crass. Plus us witty types need the spazzy types to keep introducing new topics to be witty about. It’s all about symbiotics.

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm jealous of YOU

So there.

./besties

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys should tottally go see Sex and the City 2 together

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find the both of you to be a tag team of hilarity

especially when you are swooning over your respective Dodger crushes.

Ely for Maddz
Ethier for Josie

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re gonna give Ethier to Josie, there’s gonna be problems.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a better looking Brad Hawpe, who wouldn’t.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so going to use Meercat to turn this green

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please

He’s already locked in my basement

battle over

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

She was there first. Can’t poach another girl’s man.

I like my men lanky and squirrely looking. Alternatively, with an ass the size of a geo metro (you ever get divorced, Billz, CALL ME)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Gotta love the Billz love.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

He’s not a bad looking dude, he’s very clean cut which I think is the best look for just about any guy (no homo? haha).

I say that last part because it bugs me how Manny and Pedro went from short hair in the early 2000s to jerry curl and dred locks at the end…very troubling.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with scruffy lookin’. See: Solo, Han

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reynolds, Malcolm

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some guys can pull that off

But then you see how he looks as Indiana Jones, and he’s got the short hair and looks awesome.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta agree

I want Malcolm running my ship, but I wanna make the nasty with Simon

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“running” your “ship” or are we being literal. The commentary on ‘Objects in Space’ had Whedon mentioning that you gotta show a little of Sean Maher for the ladies, or something to that effect.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the first time I saw Mr. Maher sans a shirt

I softly uttered a “HOT DAMN” and all the males in the room looked at me, scandalized. Apparently that “ruins” it for them. Whoops?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

His character ruins it for me. Sorry but he is the least interesting one out of the bunch.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a guy

was it bad that I liked River the best? There’s something about a girl that can kill you….

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

with her brain!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

if she wants

but she is just as capable of handing down an old school ass kicking.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer Glau permanently resides in my top 10, because she can kill me with her brain, and because she is formerly a dancer. Yeow.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll divide it, like Spain and Portugal

You can have the pitching staff, I’ll take the Outfield sans Manny, and the infield is reserved for the third girl we rope into this clown rodeo

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha done

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and how!

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will have to get an Ely jersey. For extra fangirl hilarity.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did? SS or GTFO

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get the anagrams

but I remember reading they bought some dodger shirts and sewed Ely and his number on the back of them before the Cubs game.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats awesome

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh, young grasshopper

Screenshot or get the fuck out

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fraps or it didn’t happen.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

well now I know

and knowing is…..well you know the rest.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her nerd levels are literally off the chart, I don't think these geeks and myself can help it

haha

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Us nerds WOULD be able to quantify something off the charts

wouldn’t we?

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

apropos of nothing really

powerthirst, anyone?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no idea either of you were girls until now!

by LA Taco on Jun 10, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Crap.

In the last 5 minutes someone threatened to pull out the leia bikini, made a “over 9000” meme reference and emoted with a / command.

the geeks truly are inheriting the world.

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

True story.

Our motto should be: “Don’t fuck with us, we’ll take away your internet.”

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I no longer recognize this blog

when Maddz joined and Reg came back the average mental age dropped around 20 years.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

For the most part that is a good thing

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because fun is better then the alternative.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 10, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

The alternative being...

MCC?

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here I thought I was an adult for a while.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your unreasonable affection for that patron coffee stuff says “nope!”

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coffee, good. Tequila, good. Therefore coffee+tequila=good. It’s math.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

that explains why my degree is the humanities.

btw, we need to do karaoke.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 10, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll keep you posted, I’m pretty busy the next couple weeks.

by regfairfield on Jun 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 27 going on 6

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long ago was that?

Like 3 weeks ago or so?

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

Wasn’t Power Rangers awesome when it was first on? How come it’s so unwatchable looking back? I still have retro love for TMNT, but Power Rangers, yee gods

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torrents have essentially ruined my childhood tv shows for me.

some shows I go back and watch and am like “jesus christ, why did i enjoy this?”

by K3vo on Jun 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its one reason I laugh whenever people get angry about movie updates of old 80s tv shows.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so true

I tried watching my absolute favorite cartoon evar from when I was a kid – He-Man – and was like, "…WTF? This is terrible! "

by EMDarrow on Jun 10, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya

I enjoyed Power Rangers when it first came on. Think I was in the 4th or 5th grade. I thought the green rangers shield was awesome.

It’s so unwatchable now because every episode was exactly the same. Like, exactly the same.

by Michael White on Jun 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped watching when the plot to every single episode was a bomb had been planted somewhere

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 10, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do agree

Though when I watch TMNT now, I just laugh at how much Michealangelo sounds like a stoner. Him always needing a pizza fix doesn’t help.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap, I was putting up one too

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

where do I go?

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my picture is funnier

by Eric Stephen on Jun 10, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you must choose wisely

as the true thread gives life….the false thread will take it from you.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 10, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahahaa

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jun 10, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it that thread?

Yes, how did you know?

The name on the (coffee mug) thread kinda gave it away.

Oh yes, right.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 10, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

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