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Has Matt Kemp lost a step?

Matt Kemp showed up at Dodger Stadium in 2006 with a bang hitting seven home runs in his first fifteen games, and most fans salivated when thinking of his future. He has had some stutters along the way but for the most part he has fulfilled the destiny many of us expected of him. In 2009 he seemed to put every prodigious skill he had on display, and made Dodger fans think he they had their own franchise player. 

Headed into 2010 Matt Kemp was considered valuable for multiple reasons.

1. At just 25 his power was just being tapped

2. After two straight years of a stolen base % > 75% he was a potent weapon on the basepaths.

3. His ability to beat out infield hits with a infield hit % > 10% kept him from prolonged slumps

4.  He could play an adequate Center Field.

5.  His walk rate had increased every year

When you take all of that in whole, you have a center fielder, with power, with growing patience, with speed. You have a very valuable player, maybe even a franchise player.

By April 21st, 2010  Mat Kemp had hit seven towering home runs into the right center field bleachers. Everyone seemed to be a copy cat of the previous home run. He was driving the ball so effortlessly it looked like he would hit 40 home runs. Granted it was early but it was still impressive. The only thorn in Dodger fans was that Kemp was playing terrible defense but it was early so that was expected to get better as we got longer in to the season. At that point in the season Matt Kemp had a TSL of .331/.400/.750.

Since April 21st, Matt Kemp has struggled to the tune of .238/.294/.381 but what has troubled me more then the struggles was the one thing that Matt did that always stood out to me. His speed was not on display.

I posted this in the comments a few games ago but didn't have the research to back up the claim. In watching Matt Kemp in 2010 I was struck by four things.

  • His inability to beat out infield hits as he has done in the past
  • His inability to beat out DP ground balls as he has done in the past
  • His inability to run down balls in CF that I was used to him catching up to in the past
  • Being a step short on his stolen base attempts

All of those observations were subjective, so I decided to see if I could do anything to quantify what I was seeing.

 

Year Infield Ground Balls Infield Hits Infield Hit % BABIP SB Attempts Stolen Bases SB % DP
2006 41 3 7.32% 0.33 6 6 100.00% 1
2007 104 21 20.19% 0.411 15 10 66.67% 6
2008 205 21 10.24% 0.361 46 35 76.09% 11
2009 190 25 13.16% 0.345 42 34 80.95% 14
2010 96 6 6.25% 0.316 20 10 50.00% 9

 

If these trends continue, Matt will have the lowest infield hit % of his career, the lowest BABIP of his career, the lowest stolen base % of his career, and he will hit into the most double plays of his career.

Matt Kemp has had an historically high BABIP since he joined the Dodgers in 2006.  One item that is dragging down his BABIP in 2010 is the low 6.25% infield hit percentage for Matt.  That 20% infield rate is what drove his .411 BABIP in 2007. Since that high water mark in 2007, the infield rate has dropped but was still an impressive double digit number in 2008 and 2009.  As you can see in 2010 that rate is 1/2 of what it was in 2009. 

Does it mean anything, I''m not sure, but in combination, along with his inability to play an adequate CF, I'm left thinking that  Matt Kemp is not as fast as he was only one year ago.

How is that possible for a 25 year old man who does not appear to have put on any weight? He does not appear to be hiding any leg injuries.

David Young suggested that it might simply be a matter of jumps.  Maybe, but if his whole speed game is lagging because of bad jumps, what does that say about his mental preparation?

Let us say he has lost that step, how will that effect him going forward?

If Matt Kemp has lost a step, numbers 2 - 4 might be in jeopardy. He could easily make up the loss of the infield hits if he continues the trend of increasing his walk rate every year. Not so much on defense. Many excellent defensive center fielders have not had the speed of Matt Kemp, but those center fielders got excellent jumps, and took excellent routes. Matt Kemp has never done either of those particularly well. If he has indeed lost some speed, then he will either need to learn the play the position to make up for it, or switch to a corner spot. 

One effect this might have is that the Dodgers might once again be looking for a center fielder in 2011, not a left fielder.

For many fans Matt Kemp is their favorite player for good reason, hopefully this tough stretch is just a part of the growing pains for a young talent, and all these numbers are simply anomaly's.  By the end of the year Kemp might be beating out hits, stealing bases, and playing CF like he did last year, making this column moot. 

All Dodger fans hope so, because when Matt Kemp is running on all cylinders, the team is better for it.


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When you put it that way

Melky Cabrera almost sounds like an upgrade.

But just almost.

by Bob Timmermann on Jun 29, 2010 8:24 AM PDT reply actions  

It is strange, because it’s not like he wasn’t preparing himself in the offseason.

I’m going to talk to some of my personal trainer friends and see what they say…he doesn’t look like he’s had any significant weight gain or loss, but I wonder if his performance would be affected if he radically changed his body composition.

Also, #BlameRihanna

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

i don't blame rhianna

but i do think that he came into this season as this future super star who happened to be dating one of the most beautiful, famous women in the world and he might have let some of that go to his head.

then again he started out hot, so who knows.

by bearface on Jun 29, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.
then again he started out hot, so who knows.

This is the only thing that keeps me from thinking like that. If he would’ve started out from the get-go like he is now I might start to think his personal life is getting to him. But he started out ON FIRE.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep thinking fatigue

and trying to do too much when Manny and dre went down. The guy was in every single game. Could it be that his D was poor at the start and he couldn’t correct it because he is just tired? Speed goes down when the legs dont work

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to speculate that the two days – with worry about his place in this side – won’t have too much effect. He’ll be so-so, with a few good moments. But in just a week’s time is the All-Star break – 3 days off without having to turn up to the clubhouse (or not all the time, anyway) – a true break, and chance to refresh. With just a little luck, we’ll see the return of the real Matt Kemp after the break.

by berkowit28 on Jun 29, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

“a week” = two weeks (which makes it worse)

by berkowit28 on Jun 29, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

This stat will annoy people

wOBA
Matt Kemp 2010: .326
Juan Pierre career: .323

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

psh

Whats Pierres woba this year? 002?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but were you there, Mike, when Kemp was picked off second base in the ninth inning and you had to walk out of Angel Stadium in Anaheim in full Dodger gear? :)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know I was

All I got was people pointing and screaming Go Back to Mannywood! Brutal.

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

but you forgot that Angel Stadium is in Los Angeles now.

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just a thought

How about instead of being annoyed with me, you get annoyed with the Dodgers for not winning? Just a thought. Stop being afraid to piss the Dodgers’ PR team off and call some people out for once.

by bearface on Jun 29, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric has thin ice he needs to manage.

I don’t know how it works, but I would imagine that if he goes into all the interviews and is an overbearing jerk, people aren’t going to be so anxious to keep hooking TBLA up with perks.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are a petulant child who is becoming more and more annoying with each passing comment.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are the moderator of a website. And you're calling people names.

You’re better than that. You have so much power as a blogger, use it.

by bearface on Jun 29, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was beyond reason.

I hate it when people bash on others for supposedly relying too much on stats. Especially when they themselves don’t look at hardly any stats at all. Stats may not be the end all, but they are very important.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know Eric’s agenda but mine is not to get anyone fired. It is simply to write about the Dodgers, we don’t sell any more newspapers with sensational journalism so we have no need to go there. Ned Colletti has plenty of faults, but I have no doubt Ned Colletti knows more about baseball then I’d ever dream of knowing. I can make fun of him, I can doubt what Joe Torre does on a day to day basis, but I also know they know more then I do.

One of the reasons I love this site, you guys do a great job, and many times you mirror my own emotional responses to the Dodgers.

I have appreciated the immense time and effort all the editors and some of the more regular contributors put in to make me a more informed fan.

Thank you and keep up the awesome work.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

same here

The reason I joined this site was because the people here weren’t overly negative and reactionary.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I was driven away from the CBS Boards, luckily found this place. Thanks for keeping it nice.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy had resorted to simply being a troll

good riddance

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

He isn't getting paid

But I’m sure there’s tons of swag! Lol, jk.

I really appreciate all the work you, Eric, Mike, and Dave do for this blog. This is one of the better blogs on SBNation, and you guys are why.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That seems uncalled for

You have a specific problem with our closer, one of the best in the business. We don’t. We have called out Ned and Frank when the need arises but we are not part of the group who believes we should outspend our competition to victory. That is your agenda not ours. If you want to promote that agenda, you know where to do it, but don’t expect us to write about things we don’t believe in. The last thing I’d want is for the Dodgers to become NY West.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had one rant about our closer.

The morning after he blew a 4 run lead in the 9th at home. Maybe it was uncalled for, but at least I have the balls to be pissed.

To be honest, I agreed with that for a long time. I never wanted to spend. I wanted to build a team the right way. But that isn’t working. I hate the Yankees. I hate their spending, their fans, their players, their stadium. But I envy their success. If McCourt wants to go spend another $100,000,000 and it means that I get to watch the Dodgers celebrate with champaigne showers 4 times in one season, then it’s worth it to me.

by bearface on Jun 29, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Come on man.

You don’t want that crap.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its just a stupid thing to say

we have essentially finished as one of the top 4 teams in the majors the last two years, and thats not considered successful?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know he's banned but
I have the balls to be pissed.

That takes no balls at all actually; it is simply mindless and reactionary.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it were Tron

I could see being pissed. But Brox is one of the best in the game.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tron, Sherrill, Ortiz I and Ortiz II, definitely.

But Broxton, Kuo, Belasario, hell, even Weaver have done nothing to get flamed this year.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

On that note, I just had the balls to go make some cereal for breakfast.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You showed courage pouring that milk!

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also have the balls to try to start a new TBLA meme

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Donnie wants fans who won’t hesitate to pour milk Goddammit!

by prosellis on Jun 29, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bowa might stop you before the bowl is full though

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Team America quote time!!!

“I like you, you have….balls…..I like….balls.”

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, are you ok?

I know that couldn’t have been easy for you.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was no picnic, but I got through it. My mentor Bearface was there every step of the way coaching me on how to seem courageous while doing the mundane.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This has me chuckling right now

Nice work

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stop being afraid to piss the Dodgers’ PR team off and call some people out for once.

This is complete bullshit. If you want mouth breathers and not analysis, listen to talk radio.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would much rather call out my local City Council person if I was going to call someone out.

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.truebluela.com/section/duck-talk

Has been plenty critical of Frank/Ned/Fans but this is not Dodger Blues.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 8:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And finally

when the Dodgers stop winning, maybe we will have a reason, but again. last we looked we were the 2nd to last team standing in the NL two years running. I understand that is not good enough for you, but getting into the playoffs is good enough for most of us.

Again we do not have your agenda, we actually understand how hard it is to get into the world series. Trying to do it with an underfunded owner does help. Complaining about Frank and his fiances gets old but we have gone there. TBLA was one of the first Dodger blogs to even bring up the fact that Frank was having cash flow problems. Just because you don’t read us every day does not mean we have been giving the Dodgers a pass.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was Colletti right?

Kemp and Ethier are my two favorites because of the talent and skill they possess. Ethier has proven his value time and time again while Kemp is letting most people down at this moment. We all know the superstar potential he has but at the moment it seems like Colletti was on to something when he called him out a couple of months ago.

Regardless what the issue is I hope he fixes it because he has the tools to become a baseball great. If not then he’ll be one of the biggest Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda’s to ever play the game.

by DodgerEric on Jun 29, 2010 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Ethier has proven his value time and time again while Kemp is letting most people down at this moment.

They have both been bad of late

Since Ethier came back from the DL:
Ethier: .219/.265/.324, 1 HR, 9 RBI in 117 PA (.271 wOBA in June)
Kemp: .219/.271/.354, 2 HR, 11 RBI in 107 PA (.253 wOBA in June)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would not be surprised to see Ethier sit a bit now.

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 29, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

When you see how our best hitters are hitting

it is understandable why we are where we are. This team cannot carry a Blake DeWitt if the outfielders are not producing at their historical levels.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

After May

I totally expected Ethier to come back to Earth. I had no idea it would be like a brick.

by prosellis on Jun 29, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was this before or after he injured his pinky?

I still feel like it’s bothering him a little. I mean, if his pinky is used so much that he fractured it when swinging the bat then having a mini-splint on the thing probably messes with his hitting a little.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

All after

no question IMO the pinkie is still having an affect

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

honestly

I don’t think people know how strong the pinky is. I had a friend demonstrate once for me. He grabbed my wrist and told me to resist him pulling my arm. He did it once putting more pressure on the index finger, and he hardly made me move. Then he did it again using his pinky more, he nearly yanked me to the floor. Same amount of resistance.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to mean

was it before or after the injury that he felt like Ethier was going to regress a little.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even before the injury I expected regression. I like Ethier, I just didn’t see him maintaining the torrid pace he was on.

by prosellis on Jun 29, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I figured some, too,

but wasn’t expecting a major drop off.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder how long it'll take for it to completely heal

i hope he doesn’t have to wear the splint all season long

by DPMachine on Jun 29, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all expected Ethier to have a slump at some point this season, having a history of being a streaky player. I just hope that this is not a result of his injury and he pulls out of it shortly.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s not trying as hard as he normally would because of his pinky.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

This slump is a little more severe than what I expected. I still think the pinky is a problem.

by prosellis on Jun 29, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Andre: Back to Earth Andre?:

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Now who thinks Kemp sucks with that higher slugging percentage ;)

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course Kemp was hitting a ton when Ned made those remarks

And the one thing he was doing well went to crap after that. Maybe Ned was wrong too.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that there is any

real cause/effect relationship there.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

You never know.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

too many things get in your head

and you start f’ing up things you did easily before.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I forget what it is like

to be 25. But sometimes I remember.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 23

I hope it gets better from here.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

I was being a bit facetious, without giving any indication of doing so, so…you know, use your psychic powers.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

AH HA!!!

so women do think men have those. You have been revealed villian!!!

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aww shit.

I’m so getting kicked out of the club for this one.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m expecting assassins to visit me soon.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must tell my wife at least once a week she can't assume I'm psycich

She doesn’t seem to believe me though…

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

"that’s not funny", man you better not laugh your ass off.

Its unfortunate that saying “thats not funny” makes me crack up more.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really do try to curb the girl crazy as much as possible

sometimes it doesn’t work that way, though. :(

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any simpsons quote is great by me :)

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try to work in Futurama quotes

but I’m not as quick with them.

Though here’s one that deals specifically with Broxton

“When you do something right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”

Ain’t that a closer in a nutshell?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great episode

I can’t wait for Thursday :)

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have the two premieres on my DVR

“It’s like a Comedy Central channel, and we’re on it now.”

“I get it!!!”

that was great.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

"So...no orgy?"

The first episode was seriously hilarious, and the 2nd was extremely good as well.

“Stem cells, aren’t those controversial?”

“In your time, yes. But now, SHUT UP!”

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I gotta get on watching them, trouble is, that’s my explanation for about half the stuff on my dvr.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that episode, one of my favorites.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Kemp has been hitting better lately

I really think he is pressing. Getting desperate to do something at the plate and swinging at everything. But lower in the order, maybe the pressure is off? STOP SWINGING AT SLIDERS OUTTA THE ZONE!

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

His walk rate

has actually increased this year and is the best it has ever been. Problem is that K rate is now at 28.8 up from 22.9 last year. So he’s walking more and striking out more. I have no idea what that means. Just pointing it out.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Kemp just does MORE

he never half asses anything. there must be balance in life. Cant have too many walks….gotta buffer that shit with some Ks

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really strange. Without looking it up, I’m guessing that means he’s swinging and missing pitches in the zone more often than before? I’m guessing the walks mean he’s chasing less, which means he’s either taking more pitches for strikes or missing more.

by prosellis on Jun 29, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s swinging through a lot of fastballs right now.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he’s……tired?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

no apologies

I was agreeing with you. I was aiming my sarcasm at the media that wants to perpetuate that this is bigger than it is.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inside the strike zone

per Fangraphs:

2009: swung at 68.0% of pitches inside strike zone, made contact with 76.0% of those
2010: swung at 65.9% of pitches inside strike zone, made contact with 72.5% of those

So it sounds like he is taking more strikes, and swinging and missing at more strikes.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has there been anyone who has specifically brought this up to Torre and Co.?

It seems whenever anyone asks Torre about Kemp his struggles are not specifically questioned. I wonder if Torre and Co. feel like he is just plain slower or if it’s just a combination of poor jumps and mental preparation?

The fact that Torre benched him the last 2 games leads me to believe that Torre feels it’s the latter. Hopefully that’s all it is since that at least is something he can work out of.

Someone jokingly mentioned in one of these threads that Kemp should hire Artest’s psychiatrist. Maybe he should do something like that.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

depressingly informative post

and did someone actually call rihanna “one of the most beautiful women in the world?” don’t even know what to say to that….

by lchristmas on Jun 29, 2010 9:05 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

to each his own

would be a start. I think she’s cute, but not my type. I do like her in that Eminem song.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I hear someone say that I am confused.

by CarolinaDodger on Jun 29, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What, about RiRi?

I think she’s gorgeous. She’s thick, and in a world where are stick thin, I have to appreciate that.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

In every video she seems annoyed.

I guess its supposed to be sultry but she always looks annoyed to be there.

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh, not a fan of angry hot, huh? I don’t think you’d like my laser tag advertisements.

:D

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Angry hot is great.

Just I like a smile every now and again : )

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

can you be happy hot?

girl next door hot would be it i guess. But isnt that just cute?

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

only until she shows you her collection of fuzzy handcuffs.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want to say that happy hot isn’t really hot so much as it’s pretty. But I don’t know how to catagorize these things. I used to hate being called cute, since my friends and I used to joke that cute rated a 3 or 4 on the scale of attractiveness, but my guy friends quickly set me straight on that one.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

baby turtles are cute

no one wants to bonage a baby turtle. get serious. ;)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rhianna’s nude pix online were both cute and hot.

by LA Taco on Jun 29, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

she has a cute face and a great voice

“one of the most beautiful women in the world”?

no

but to each their own

by lchristmas on Jun 29, 2010 10:12 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I appreciate cute more than hot

Hot, most times, means the girl is stuck up or just a bitch. I would MUCH rather have a cute girl than a hot girl (though a hot girl can be cute and vice versa, but I’m just rambling, haha), because the cute girl is likely nicer.

The more you know….

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why “hot” girls don’t get hit on that much. Men are intimitaded and assume they are mean without even bothering to talk to them first.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Michael broke through

and ending up hitting on a hot one who was also cute. Then married her. That is what Jack Bauer does.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You've definitely got that smoldering look going on in that poster :P

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like her body better than anything else

She’s got a forehead you could land a 747 on.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

She is peyton manning?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Ireland?


(ESPN Radio – LA)

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

a forehead made for radio

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Super Two cut-off

Ahem. Did you hear the cut-off for this upcoming off season was lowered to 124 days?

In other words, the Dodgers just saved a shitload of cash by optioning Kershaw in mid 2008 before the All-Star break.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 9:12 AM PDT reply actions  

With him, it’s marginal — he doesn’t have the track record.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is not that good to get paid big time like Kershaw

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Tony

has to become good for that to be a problem. Being a utility guy doesn’t give him much leverage at the arb table.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It all depends on the players. The top 17% of the 2-3 players in service time will determine the actual number

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

124 days

That’s a projection, right? Has to be.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Read on MLBTR

that the MLBPA is saying they are in favore of trading draft picks. Thoughts?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Mixed feelings because Ned will most likely look at those as trade bait.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

We just deferred it until next year.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

y'know that doesnt bug me that much

if i understand it correctly, next year is supposed to be filled with talent as opposed to this year. You draft lee, and he signs, get an awesome player. If he doesnt you get another pick next year with a chance at more talent. I guess thats the rationale.

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Logan White

said as much.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

so wins all around :D

positive thinking! must be positive!

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers trade Matt Kemp, 1st round, 2nd round, 3rd round, 4th round, 5th round for the rights to Juan Pierre.

WE MISSED HIM SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUCH.

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it. It gives small budget teams more opportunity to peak and occasionally compete with the big guys.

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jun 29, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would make the draft much more interesting

and give SilverWidow more reason to stay home on draft day. I would give it a two year window with the ability to opt out if it looks like it is getting abused. Nothing is more exciting on draft day for the NBA and NFL then the trading of the picks.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

NPR had a funny story about how teams who trade picks tend to get marginal value back at best, mostly because the draft is so unpredictable anyway.

That being said I still like the drama and Im all for it.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 29, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could possibly give High Schoolers a chance to blackmail teams into trading them

but I doubt it

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

they mentioned something like that on MLBTR

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Japan-Paraguay in the 112th minute if anyone is interested.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

just read another article about Kemp and the Dodgers

I don’t want to get into it because it’s been done to death, but why can’t Kemp being out of the lineup for two days just be “A slumping player is taking a break.” Why does it have to be more?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Where can one buy a vuvuzela?

I want to annoy the shit out of a coworker. The guy is passionate about his hate for the things.

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

I've found that there is nothing you can't find on Ebay.

My wife proves it to me everyday when the mailman shows up.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Little Jo'Burg

I always head down to the Vuvuzela district.

Seriously, I’m sure there are dozens available online. Or maybe at a soccer store if you don’t want to wait. I wouldn’t be surprised if Target or Wal-Mart had them.

by Bob Timmermann on Jun 29, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

pfff. This is high drama.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate penalties. I’d rather just have OT with them removing players per period than penalty kicks.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The U.S. had a real good chance of winning against Ghana if it went to PKs

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor way to determine a winner I’m with you, but high drama regardless.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That might work for the final, but it would hurt teams that have to play again in a few days.

by Bob Timmermann on Jun 29, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Incentive for overly defensive-minded teams to try a little offense?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be interesting

does each team get to pick the other teams player that they have to remove? How about if they removed the goalie from each team?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could only go down to maybe 7 or 8 players. I really don’t want to watch a soccer match with 4 guys on the field, two of them keepers.

by Bob Timmermann on Jun 29, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking about a system we used to use in tournaments.

Basically, if you tied, you had 5 minute halves of full strength. Pull the goalies. Then pull 2 people until you get to 4.

We got down to 4 once. I am surprised my legs were still working after a 3 day tournament (I then had to go play in a basketball game).

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Without penalty kicks

We wouldn’t have had Andres Cantor with this call:

“Baggio no. Brasiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll”

(1994 was the height of my soccer fandom)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

How about 1/3 field offensive possessions, with the defense playing shorthanded. Just like penalties swapping defense for offense until a team wins.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

bleaaaaaah paraguay

weak sauce Japan, weak sauce. Back to baseball with you

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats tough. Kumano hits the crossbar on the 3rd penalty and Paraguay converts all 5 of theirs. Tough loss for Japan.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

welp thats it!

I have no horse in this race. Kindly go away world cup

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Straight up OT sudden death after the additional half (or whatever it's called) is played

Wimbledon eschews the fifth-set tiebreak and look at the great early-round match they got. Playing OT until someone finally wins is high drama, and maybe more true to the game than penalty kicks.

A free-throw shooting contest in basketball would probably be high drama too, but I’d rather have the high drama of multiple five-minute OTs.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Soccer is like LOST

it goes on and on and on and at the end of it I am left to wonder why I sat down to watch it.

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

When Paraguay and Japan play each other, you never know what will happen. It’s a rivalry like none other.

Sort of like the Royals versus the Rockies.

by Bob Timmermann on Jun 29, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome analogy. You managed to sum up my feelings towards lost and soccer at the same time.

by CarolinaDodger on Jun 29, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

PS

I’m not sure if Reg mentioned this, but our dance off regarding Troncoso’s new nickname was completely inconclusive. And it lasted 2 hours.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I was wearing a skirt

does that count?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

Well played…. ./glower

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pouty isn't cute

./pout

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t a glower suppose to be angry/hot, not pouty/hot?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was when you first got married

now it is just a glower and means jump ship amigo.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

That is the “you fucked up” look. I’ve seen it, but I try to keep those sightings rare.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that like debating between ice cream flavors?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

My outfit was a sartorial homage to Peeps. Reg had the awesome light up Kayne glasses. Too much fun.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

I’ll see what I can do.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like,

this picture is actually super ridiculous and somewhat embarrassing.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

darn

I can’t see it, stupid work computer. I’ll make sure to come back to this thread when I get home.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

I haven’t posted anything. I mean, it’s worse than my Chan Ho Maddz post. So. You know. It was my facebook profile picture for a bit though.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah ok

I just sometimes see on this computer people talking about an image I cannot see.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

How was your EDC trip by the way?

I didn’t go, but most of my friends went. Too many people were flopped out, more than usual..

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG

It was great. I mean, I had to park at USC, where they were charging $25 bucks for parking. Apparently that’s how they’re going to make up for the lost scholarships. Ahem.

Anyway, Moby was amazing, BT was ridiculous. Lots of fun.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

So Moby is worth $25

but Eric is not worth the price of free drinks?

These are your readers Eric.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phil

The REAL ticket price isn’t even 25% of that… That’s just parking

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was 33%.

And totally worth it. It was an expenditure on me.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does everbody still bone on the grass at these events?

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see anyone getting down

I find myself strangely disappointed.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

They weren’t afraid of STD’s in my day…

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

The house lineup wasn't great..

Which is a big reason I didn’t go. I already saw most of those artists. Bart B more is awesome, but not $150 awesome.

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ticket was purchased

before I found out I had to spend over $150 on something that was going to screw me over.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's dope.

Can’t say I’m not jealous, because I’m not :)

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would be funny? If “bearface” showed up at the SB Nation party, looking to talk to Eric.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 9:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Michael White is our Jack Bauer

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Bearface, I need you to shut up right now!”

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

THERE IS NO TIME

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

btw

If Micheal is Jack Bauer, does that mean after he saves the day we all treat him like crap and don’t listen to a thing he says?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid you guys picked the worst guy to be Jack Bauer

As I have never watched an episode of 24, so I don’t really know what being Jack Bauer entails.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being awesome and bad ass

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then this is the guy

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT OUTS, AND I WANT THEM RIGHT NOW!!!!!

and instead of a pistol whip, we get a leg kick

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yo should I where the uzi wit da high tops o’ the tech 9 wit da low tops ?

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, that’s like the complete opposite of Jack Bauer.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

I would have loved it if Jack had backhanded someone who was getting in his way and was like “Jack Bauer bitch”

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes! I found gold!

I love that movie, except for the toe sucking with hot sauce scene.

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

A potential friendship-altering question

Have you seen, and did you like “White Chicks”?

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am disappointed in you in a way I imagine Delias Man has been disappointed in me at several occasions.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Movie is pure gold. The dog scene, “that ain’t no damn dog, that’s family.” How do you not laugh at that?

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

i worked in a movie theater when that movie came out

I remember how well it did, and it dissapointed me in the human race, congrats Eric Stephen, you have reopened an old wound.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

so have i. The premise of white chicks was just dumb. There is no way anyone could buy those two guys as women, just…no. Though not as dumb as the one where the one Wayan’s brother was pretending to be a baby even though he was just a little person. THAT WAS A FREAKING BUGS BUNNY CARTOON!!!!

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it was dumb

But no dumber than don’t be a menance, or Scary Movie 2. They are all parodies.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silently shakes head in disapproval

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

And he concludes every command with

“…right now.

Apparently he’s not a big procrastinator.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

of course not

he’s got a lot of action to get in, it’s real time Mo Fo.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Microwave ovens aren’t fast enough for Jack Bauer.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

saving the world

and having everyone who might be grateful for it die in the next season.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or in an "hour" or two

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what bothers me with their "real time" claim.

Commercials. They come back from a commercial, 5 minutes have supposedly elapsed, and yet they jump right back to the same situation.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the next day

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

He carries around a satchel, the contents of which are of great debate.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

It also includes never eating or going to the bathroom. Also, pulling a knife from your body after being stabbed and killing someone with it 5 seconds later.

by Alex41592 on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

But, you CAN have sex!

by Alex41592 on Jun 29, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I can do that

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Friend at works husband worked on the show

kind of sucks that so many of them have to find new jobs. Nature of the business but it must get crazy when a long time show shuts down and several hundred highly paid people have to scrounge around for the next great gig.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very true.

At least he’ll have something nice to put on his resume.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quite a flight from NY

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

I wish I could go, but I have ze kickboxing

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you are in a tournament that is

a ridiculous excuse.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also

I’m unbelievably broke?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Being a girl

have you ever paid for more then your first drink?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on spending

0.00 tonight. The Cap Grille is going to be very upset when they find out how cheap the SB Nation readers are.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Delia is dying to know who the keynote speaker will be.

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vito Chirco from Sports Talk Soup!

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guy who interviewed Eric last night

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I plan on somehow making money.

Haven’t figured out how yet.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

TBLA T shirts

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

2nded

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't even have money to go to a free event

now you are just mocking us.

Everyone says T-Shirts are great, then after you pre – order 500 of them to get the best price, you only sell 29 of them and are stuck with 471 TBLA T-Shirts because the bottom line is that blogger readers are cheap bastards.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You could buy the shirt for me

:D

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is why I bought a DT shirt. I felt bad that Jon may get stuck with leftovers.

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's a DT shirt?

I would buy one…next pay period

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have money

I would buy one. I need new shirts.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly

I think there have only been two occasions that I have not paid for drinks because a stranger bought me something. I don’t frequent the right kind of bars, apparently. Or wear the right kind of clothing.

And both of those times, I got free drinks because the guys were impressed by my drinking whiskey.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

The event is sponsored by

Crown Royal Black.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drinks are free anyway.

and just bring up the infield fly rule to guys there and you can probably scrounge dinner too :)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

Oh man, guys, aren’t balks hilarious? ./bat eyelashes

or: I know Kemp’s UZR is atrocious this season but the sample size is too small for it to be a meaningful statistic.

:D

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

kickboxing is fun

unless you and your opponent throw a knee at the same time and hit knees. Man that freaking hurt.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please go

Or my girl friend would suffer from seeing a bunch of sports enthusiasts

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does the space between girl and friend imply a platonic relationship?

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose

I could go home and grab a change of clothes and stay for like…45 minutes?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

The event lasts from 5 - 8

that does not mean everyone has to leave at 8. There is a Dodger/Giant going on, what better group to watch it with then Eric. He’s driving from Hell to get here, I don’t think he’ll be in any hurry to get home.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell

Ha. Even though I have actually been to Victoville before, I now (thanks to this blog) picture Eric living in an apartment on the actual sun.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get sunburns when indoors here.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t mess with the High Desert, man. You just can’t.

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by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Geek and i both live in Tucson if i recall, which is 93 right now. Victorville is 88. Quit your bitching.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

The issue isn't getting there by 5

Phil, you’ve guilt tripped me, I’ll be there and leave around 6:45 to get to kickboxing by 7:30. I won’t do two classes. ./grumble

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by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

No one will be there at 05:00, this is Hollywood

plus many of us actually work.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that you can tell by our daily threads

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually work

I just work from 7 to 4.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

TBLA people never show up until the 3rd round anyway.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get a paycheck

work is a whole other matter

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a hard time getting past this

LOS ANGELES — Clayton Kershaw should have been slamming his helmet against the wall or breaking a bat in disgust or cursing out everyone in sight. Yet there he stood, in the hallway leading to the Los Angeles Dodgers clubhouse, dressed in a blue sweater, black slacks and dress shoes.

He should be Carlos Zambrano? I think we’ll have enough problems when the Dodgers sign him after the Cubs release him.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blue sweater and black slacks?

Bold move, Clayton. Bold.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

CK passes Press Quotes 101

This is pretty much the right stuff to say:

“Some of the frustration was being let out at the wrong direction,” he said. “It just shows the type of emotion this team has and how badly a lot of these guys have [want? – DY] to win. You can’t take that away from them, but we have to come to the park tomorrow and get after it. We’ll be fine.”

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unhappy at work?

Whenever my boss shoots down a great idea I might have or if I get talked to for cell phone use at work, I mentally check myself out. I work hard for my company and I would like to be appreciated, not ripped. Kemp hasn’t produced ever since Colletti ripped him. Kemp is a professional and needs to work hard no matter what, but Kemp is another type of ball player. Number 27 is a fun loving guy who likes to play around. I guarantee, he has mentally checked out ever since he was ripped, deservingly, but not appreciated.

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

I don't think his teammates would let him check out like that

to much is riding on it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trust me...

No one I work with knows that I have checked out! I’m at work right now reading articles and writing about sports. I’m going to leave work early to head to Cap Grille!

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he stays with AA for a while

So I can go watch him when I move to Tennessee.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

he hit another one?

so is he like shooting to the top of the depth chart?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s an old photo, that I just saw on the Lookouts website.

My best guess is that’s on Father’s Day

by pdotmac1 on Jun 29, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks goofy

he could be our Ike Davis.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that the Lookouts changed their uniforms to look like the Dodgers.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cedric Benson

Arrested for allegedly punching a bar employee in the face, then spitting blood on him from his cut up lip.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Something must have happened for him to have a cut lip?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a win to me, for a regular Joe vs. an NFL running back

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can I rec this entire thread? Fucking Classic.

by Alex41592 on Jun 29, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Actually, you can

Sort of. There’s a “rec” button (and others) between the article and the comments. I suppose that’s rec’ing the article, but the comments are along for the ride, right?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

so who is actually going to this thing tonight?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Now you’re just lying

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Mike is going

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, actually 4.

Joey Kaufman from Conquest Chronicles. He’s 19, can he get in?

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would check on that before coming

Free drinks, hosted by Crown Royal Black – sounds like that might be a no.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a "Grille"

so…there’s a chance

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

But

I could see the hosted event being in a cordoned-off area. Perhaps admittance is even limited to those that RSVPed?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m a lawyer for Crown Royal Black or SB Nation – disclaimer, I’m neither a lawyer, nor an employee of either – I would insist on restrictions.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I couldn't go anyway even if I wanted to

being 20 and a half sucks, lol.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He should be fine, although that is purely a guess on my part.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t be there, on account of living 500 miles away.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can make it if you leave now

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Likely I would not have enough money to pay for gas for the return trip. I will settle for driving up from SD next week to catch the game on the 5th :)

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can win that

in bar bets.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

or end up an indentured servant to someone. I guess I would just have to be careful who to wager with.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful. Indentured servitude to the right person might be all right.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope to be there

i’m going to try to take the train system from Pasadena

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jun 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be taking the road system from Pasadena

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could, but I am just happy to have no plans this week…plus my son is not feeling well.

by robotmadeofnails on Jun 29, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am still bummed that I cannot make it, but my daughter’s arrival back in LA and dinner with her obviously takes precedence. I’m sure all the guest won’t mind having one of them free drinks for me. I think Josie already promised to have one of mine.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I’ll have a WW themed drink for you. :)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Ah, that’s easy – no mixers – that’s where all the really shitty calories are.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

but I was going to joke and say “water”. :D

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I drink scotch and water sometimes, in separate glasses!

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weight Watchers.

How do you think I maintain my boyish figure?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not here – kids and stuff.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking maybe I shouldn't go

so I can remain mysterious and shit

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have already put yourself way out there. Don’t worry.

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the joke :)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is

futbol guy down below that has done that.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off topic

(hasn’t the whole thread been off topic?)

But the Nets just traded Yi Jianlian for Quinton Ross and cap space

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Just heard that

I can’t wait to see how many completely insane, indefensible contracts are paid out this offseason.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be awesome

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

One for sure

Joe Johnson signing a max deal with the Knicks, IF Lebron doesn’t sign. That got all the laughs out of my body.

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

6 yrs./ 136 million

Now tell me you didn’t laugh.

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can see overpaying Bosh if it meant getting Wade or LBJ.

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clippers are linked to Joe Johnson right?

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

The rumors are going crazy. Sure, I read that, but I actually don’t buy it.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clips only have 5 players under contract?

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Davis
Kaman
Gordon
Griffin
Jordan

Bledsoe and Aminu (as 1st round picks) get guaranteed contracts too.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

And projected cap room for the remaining 5 spots?

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. They have plenty of cap space to fill out the roster. If they sign a max player, the remaining roster spots will likely have to be filled with D leaguers.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

in that scenario they can win 50 with a max guy and the others.

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming the max guy is Wade or James

Definitely.

If the max guy is Johnson; I’m not so sure.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck it – someone will get hurt

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are NBA contracts guaranteed like baseball?

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Added a note in the thread above

That the address is wrong for the sports bar

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jun 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Fixed

Thanks!

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

MSTI

has a great post about Sherrill this morning, and I was floored by this:

But in looking at Sherrill’s game log, one thing jumped out at me so clearly that I can’t possibly bury it any further: George Sherrill hasn’t had a strikeout since May 17. That’s more than six weeks ago, ever since he struck out Houston’s Michael Bourn (who struck out 140 times last year) in the 8th inning of a 6-2 Dodger win in Los Angeles. By (a completely unfair) comparison, Clayton Kershaw has 56 strikeouts since Sherrill’s seen his last one. He’s clearly fooling no one. How can you succeed like that?

Now, that includes some DL time, so it’s not completely fair, but Sherrill has faced 30 batters with nary a strikeout. Yikes.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Clearly, Democracy has failed. Hail fascism!

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Makes

all the K ratios for that time frame easy to calculate in your head though.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I asked him to do me a favor, that would not be the one I picked.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

3. Mike Trout, OF, LA Angels. Oh, just call him up already. The way he’s going, he probably could handle it. Previous ranking: No. 14

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should birth certificate this kid. How can he be 18??

.372/.453/.551

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

38 steals!!!

Plays CF!!!!

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

We could have drafted Trout if we kept our pick instead of signing Hudson. :(

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Trout, drafted with the 25th pick of the 2009 draft. Compensation from the Yankees for signing Mark Texieria.

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

HOly shit

No wonder he’s ranked so high. Not only is he mashing, but he’s got A+++ speed.

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just let Ned at him. He can solve that right quick.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrote this in the minor-league FanPost, but it works here too
I hope that kid works out for the Angels and he has a productive career exclusively with them

How great would it be if two of the top all-time Angels were Salmon and Trout?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jerry Sands is #6

(not really)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

You got my hopes up :P

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know it has been a long time since a championship...

when all of the prospects weren’t even born!!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good news

The Capitol City Sports Grill has wi-fi. So I can put up the game thread from the bar!

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Who cares?

All the cool people will be at the bar!

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

hangs head in shame

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Piss off!

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eric, Mike, and I will be doing the first TBLA PodCast

while you are playing Father Knows Best.

Honestly, you got the better gig.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't met my daughter!

But I do indeed.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

However, in the best of all possible worlds

The SBNation LA event would have been scheduled for tomorrow.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like having the three games as backdrop:

UCLA vs other USC at 4:30
Dodger/Giants and Angels/Rangers at 7

Should be fun

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sports Bars with wifi

The wave of the near future?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t pack my ipad :(

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can pick up my netbook on the way.

My netbook has a mind of its own. I type, it decides where the text should go.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont even know what that is!

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pulled it off once last year

Watching a game / blogging from Buffalo Wild Wings. That was the day Ronnie Belliard was acquired (after the game).

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN just did a neat feature on June 29th, 1990.

20 years since the back to back no-hitters in one night. Dave Stewart and Fernando.

by Alex41592 on Jun 29, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

I wish I would have remembered that

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meeeeeeeeeeeee

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

Yes.

i will reiterate that CR7 is a girl though. Go Spain!

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

The championship of the gayest soccer players of the world on the Iberian peninsula!

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Might be an appropriate place to put this:

Doesn’t make him gay though. He’s actually has girl parts.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

…that’s actually kind of impressive

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

that Christiano Ronaldo is staring? Or the other thing?

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The other thing.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

My mom was salivating over the Vanity Fair that had Ronaldo and Drogba on the cover. Conversation i could do without hearing again.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

This gif is too funny

I forwarded it to people and the reactions range from cracking up to confusion.

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

The twitch

is the pièce de résistance.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, its just so ronery in there.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOAL!!!

ESPANIA!! 1-0 62’

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Contentious morning here so far.....

It isn’t even the all star break and the Dodgers are still in the game. Last night I was just happy to watch a well played ball game with a great announcer in a cool ball park. I can understand the rage that bearface has built up towards the Dodgers. But really that kind of shit is useless in our lives anymore. I just hate to see people get so worked up over sports. Next time Broxton starts to blow a game, people should just turn off the tv and walk away. It isn’t worth getting angry about.

by Ian Capilouto on Jun 29, 2010 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

The rest of the comments in this thread

make for much better reading.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could check out the event tonight but I have plans with the old man.

There is only so much time left to chill with him. But when is the next game excursion that you guys are planning for the site?

by Ian Capilouto on Jun 29, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, I hate talking to people on the phone for my job (which IS my job, lol). Apparently $76.00 a month is much too much to pay for phone and TV services, yet it was perfectly fine when she was told she was going to be paying $69.99 a month before taxes and tv boxes…

I hate dumb people.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

What service do you work for?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do orders for Verizon FiOS home phone, TV, and Internet

That last call I did just annoyed the hell out of me, lol. It didn’t help that the line had a lot of static (my phone line isn’t a FiOS line :P).

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That must've gone over well.

“Yes ma’am….kssssssssshhhhhh… our telephone lines… kssssshhhhh… have excellent sound quality.”

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

I know right. Nothing better to sell a product than to show them how horrible it is :D

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does FIOS have MLB Network?

Remind me to ask you tonight :)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it definitely does

You live in Victorville, right? There is FiOS service there, though the way FiOS is it’s kinda scattered. Let me know if you’d want me to check your address to see if you get service or not.

You know, if you trust me not to get bored one weekend and come TP your house :P

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tell them to get some damn fios down to souther orange county damnit

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pay something like $100/month for FIOS and phone and etc.

I have a coworker in the Philippines who pays US$100/month for 1.5 mbps, with a monthly cap on how much data he can download. Phone not included. TV shows not included.

FIOS is a hell of a deal.

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jun 29, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you taunting me?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now we are doing phone, TV, and Internet for 99.99 (some people qualify for better deals) for 2 years, and then it will rise to the normal price of 109.99 depending on how much the prices change in that time. If you don’t have 18 tvs the tv hardware prices won’t kill you. For my house I have 2 tvs, so for all 3 services before taxes I’d be paying 111.97.

I’ve heard of people paying $180-200 for the same exact crap. I don’t understand why.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What city do you live in?

And holy crap, LA County literally has Malibu as the only place in the whole county with FiOS coverage. It’s crazy.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

laguna hills

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

as I understand Orange County

only has Huntington

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a list of california cities with FiOS coverage

http://www.fiberexperts.com/california-fios.html

And you can check on the verizon fios website to see if your address qualifies…but that’s usually a piece of shit and is never correct. If anyone is interested I can check my order systems to see if you do qualify.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

VENTURA COUNTY

is represented! I work with a guy who have Fios and he loves it. I had U-Verse and loved it!! No MLB Network though :(

What doesn’t Fios have?

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lowest package has 220 channels

Including Versus, YES, then pretty much all the other regular channels.

The next highest package (10 dollars more a month) includes a bunch more channels (a bunch more HD as well), but sports wise it’s got 5 big 10 network channels, espn classic sports, espn u, espnews, fox soccer channel, golf channel, mlb network, nba tv, nfl network, and nhl network.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't love DirecTV

but I won’t leave so long as they are the only provider with the NFL package.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not a fan of NFL Redzone?

Also, what’s your team, are you a Chargers fan? Or was it Raiders?

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

RedZone is where it is at...

6 1/2 hours of commercial free football!!!!!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither. Giants.

I don’t think I’ve ever watched the Red Zone channel. I want to watch my favorite team’s every game which is out of market.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vomit!

I hate Eli with a passion I didn’t know I had for a football player.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember. We’ve gone through this before.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

I can’t remember, but I’m sure we have. Freakin Eli…

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slow work day???

I log in at 11:30 and find 430+ comments on article posted 3 hours prior, with no game going on. Browsing through I see Eric banning (“Go Fuck yourslef”…classic!) a dipshit guy, and quite a few rec’d comments.

And I thought everyone would be taking next week off work!

by KellyStephen on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Verizon Fios
AT&T UVerse
Time Warner Cable

TWC needs a cooler handle. Roadrunner only applies to the high speed internet access.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Verizon and ATT have pretty cool names for their services, TWC needs to catch up.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWC blows!!

No NFL Network and no assess to ESPN3.com

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Tom Osborne interview saying how great Big 10 will be for the Nebraska research facilities/program.

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Back on topic.....
Since April 21st, Matt Kemp has struggled to the tune of .238/.294/.381

That covers 262 PAs. At least that compares favorably to:
238 PAs of .158 / .256 / .249 – Andruw Jones in Dodger Blue. OK, that ain’t sayin’ much.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I have faith in the Dodgers.

I’m benching Sanchez tonight on my fantasy team.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s a great idea.

Since he starts tomorrow. : )

by Alex41592 on Jun 29, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Oops, got tomorrow’s roster moves mixed up with today’s.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm benching Kemp.

1. Because he is struggling and Adam Jones isn’t
2. He hasn’t been in the lineup!!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch to Kemp.

He’s probably been one of the bigger fantasy disappointments this season. He was pretty much a consensus 1st rounder.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was my KEEPER!!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, in regards to MSTI's dissection of Sherrill

Can he actually be sent to the minors? Not possible right?

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

He just needs to face Matt Kemp

to soon?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

He passed the five-year mark in service time, so he can’t be sent down without his consent.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he still has options?

How does that work? He can be optioned if he says yes?

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe options disappear with the five-year mark reached

He can accept an assignment to the minors with LA if he is DFA and then clears waivers. His contract will allow him to clear (who would claim?), but someone would likely sign him to the big club for the minimum, I’d think.

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by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate when I hit control-R when I meant control-T

That is all.

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by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I wish that SB Nation

had an option where when you close a thread and you haven’t yet marked all of the comments as ‘Read’ that it would not automatically mark them all as ‘Read’.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

esp. since you can mark all of them read on your own with a shift-A. I hate having a thread open with 300+ unread comments and having to get off the damn computer.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same here.

It makes me think twice about opening up a large thread, I have to think if I’ll be able to finish it or not.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel still picks them for the All-Star team.

by K3vo on Jun 29, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

recd

Charlie Manuel selects Charlie Manuel to play Second Base.

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

sheeeeeit
Juan Castro will be a busy man on the Phillies’ infield over the next few weeks, as will Wilson Valdez. Brian Bocock and Greg Dobbs have also been called up.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jun 29, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That a whole lotta good-field, no-hit with those first three guys (two old friends).

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by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy

do you have facebook?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

STRANGER DANGER

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Me Tommy?

no, I do not. Though my sister-in-law and my brother keep trying to talk me into one.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drat

I wanted to show you this picture without shaming myself in front of Delias Man…trying to keep his opinion of me from dropping through the floor for all eternity

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

go for it, i’m going to lunch

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zumaya

Broken elbow. Out for the season.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Sherrill to the Tigers!

by OB12 on Jun 29, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Tigers actually trust their minor league relievers. They’ll just call someone up.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

They did — Casey Fien.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh dear lord

that…ugh, that must suck SO much

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that sounds seriously painful.

by OB12 on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

he fucking broke it?

damn, i don’t like to cuss too much but damn.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SS or it didn’t happen

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Frank McCourt's lawyer

rescued a choking victim on Sunday at DS. It wasn’t Broxton from bearface.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

If bearface tried to choke Broxton

it’d be bearface who would need rescuing.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT HIS FACE IS A BEAR! Tough call.

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Broxton's entire body is a bear

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Could get Jonathan Broxton’s Neck around his hands.

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, well…if that’s the case

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is Wilson and Molina

You can see it much bigger if you follow the link and click the pic there.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

there’s a store! TOTALLY BUYING A BEARD SHIRT

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

(when I have money :P)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

damnit I want both shirts

Which one to buy? I’M SO CONFLICTED

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kno rite

they’re both pretty amazing

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to make a #VEnergy shirt

or an #Elymania shirt

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Matt Kemp work with a sprint/track coach before last season

I wonder if he did similar work this year or if he just worked on his strength.

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

"Beat LA" chant.

I’m sick of this chant. It’s been what, 30+ years since an East coast team’s fan base came up with it and it’s still being used by all opponents of LA teams? Time to think up something original.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Be more constructive with your criticism!

YOU AREN’T VERY GOOD!
or
I REALLY DISLIKE YOU AND THE TEAM YOU ARE AFFILIATED WITH!

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

L.A. Fans react with “[team] sucks!” Over and over again. We’re not any better.

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my point.

They claim we’re unoriginal when they’re just as unoriginal.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Why the original “Beat L.A.” chant from the Boston fans when the Celtics were getting eliminated by the 76ers is a feather in their collective cap, and rightfully so.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Young suggested that it might simply be a matter of jumps. Maybe, but if his whole speed game is lagging because of bad jumps, what does that say about his mental preparation?

I also suggested that maybe even 10 more lbs that we can’t really see on TV is enough to effect his jumps, i.e., how quickly he gets up to speed from a stopped position, in the field, at 1B, out of the batter’s box. I dunno – that’s just speculating on my part.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this would be more likely than anything else. He just might be bulkier.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we had to figure this was going to happen.

That he wasn’t always going to be amazing on the basepaths. I mean, his nickname is “Bison.”

It’s like Phil said, though: if he took better routes and reacted sooner to batted balls he could make up for a decrease in speed. So far he hasn’t done that.

by Jesse S. on Jun 29, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could figure out if it’s acceleration by looking at film.

Overlay some of last year’s steal attempts on this year’s, and see if there’s a difference in acceleration or in top speed.

(Steal attempts work because it’s a known distance and he’s known to be going from zero to top speed.)

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jun 29, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I may have said this before

but I’ve noticed a few times when Matt tries to steal, he leans towards first base before taking off. I think that is his problem

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he runs on slide steps, and he keeps going even when he does get a bad jump, and he goes on odd counts. They really just need to take away the green light and start telling the boy when to run.

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he may have thought that 5-10 lbs of muscle wouldn’t hurt his speed but could add some power.

by OB12 on Jun 29, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

DodgerThoughts tweet:

James McDonald to be activated for Thursday start in Albuquerque http://bit.ly/cBZOHU

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You had me excited, and then I read the “in Albuquerque” part.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the same reaction

to Jon’s tweet!

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

but for the Iphone.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not an app, just a site :P

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I was only responding to the full site slowing the iPhone to a crawl, which I have experienced. :)

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have the Motorola Droid? I am thinking of getting the Incredible.

by OB12 on Jun 29, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Droid is great

but if you are getting a new phone go for the Incredible or Nexus one or hold out for the Droid X. All have better hardware.

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the newer versions have a physical keyboard?

to me thats the best thing. I’d love an iphone but I cant take the digi keyboard or the dropped calls : )

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The keyboard on the droid is nearly unusable

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you would like the fangraphs app on iphone

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morgan Ensberg

also thinks James Loney blew it on Sunday.

My choice would have been to throw the ball to 2nd base and turn a double play. If Huffman happened to be going, I would have thrown the ball home making sure that the tying run didn’t score.
There’s nothing revelatory in the analysis, but it is a former major-league corner infielder writing, which in and of itself adds interest.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hat tip

kensai / chad of Memories of Kevin Malone for the re-tweet from Ensberg.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgive Loney. Loney and Furcal are my best buds!

by Tommy Told Me To Bleed Blue on Jun 29, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never wanted so badly to get drunk at work. Anybody ever been laid off?

by Tommy Told Me To Bleed Blue on Jun 29, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Not me, but some of my longtime co-workers are facing that

That really sucks. Sorry to hear that.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay.

I had an interview today for a job that pays far less. Isn’t life wonderful!

by Tommy Told Me To Bleed Blue on Jun 29, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was..

january of 2009. For two months, i was known to everyone of my friends as “unemployed nate”.

Fast forward to today, everyone yells at me and wants Unemployed Nate back to hang out with.

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you have a fallback position as a potential trophy husband for cougars?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI NATE

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey maddz!

hows life? I visited Portland this weekend. 5 words to describe the city:
beer
beards
boobs
bikes
tattoos

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

portland

most strip clubs per capita in the united states. probably every 5 blocks or so.

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

though might the downside be

the high count of tattoos and beards?

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by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

heee!

That’s really cool, though. Did you get any ink done or was there just a proliferation of such?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah not there.

Just walking and exploring, every guy had a beard and it seems like if you didnt’ have a sleeve done, you were in the minority. Surprisngly, I didn’t really spot that many tattoo shops. Also, everyone rides bikes. Riding bikes is cool but a little bit overboard.

Probably the coolest thing were their movie theatres.; full bars! Got a ticket, popcorn and pint of local microbrew for 10 bucks!

Also..no sales tax. Fucking amazing. None of this $16.67 bullshit.

That said, i don’t think i could ever live there.

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the bikes huh?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

I think moreso that everyone was essentially a hipster. Like everyone was trying to be uniqie but ended up all being the same.

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh!

also went to a portland beavers game friday…matchup was suppose to be Cesar Carillo V Bumgarner…got to the park and didnt’ realize the hated ones called up bumgarner for their saturday game.

Bummer :(

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waiting for Michael White’s confirmation..

by Julio Nievas on Jun 29, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

broads?

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably included under “boobs”

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it isn’t necessarily exclusive

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and insert your own Andruw Jones 2008 picture there.

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by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Uncomfortably Terrence Cody is firmly lodged in my mind as the epitomy of man boobs

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of "broads"

Saturday night went with my buddy downtown to a venue to see “Portugal the Man” and “Builders and the Butchers” (builders and butchers are sooooooooooo goood if you guys havent heard them yet), met these two sisters. They seemed cool, we sat, drank and talked with them for practically the whole show. After the show we go outside, everyones hanging out in front of the venue smoking and stuff and one of the sisters does the weirdes thing….she sees a homeless guy walking up wearing a sailors outfit. What does she do? She barters with him. She trades her moon ring for his sailor outfit. They go to the gas station to try it on and she comes back in the outfit with the homeless guy wearing the ring.

quite possibly the grossest thing I’ve encountered in a while.

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as it rains in Portland

Maybe they have the cleanest homeless people around.

I assume that killed the deal for you.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

then they hopped

into a van full of like 20 people to go to a house party. My buddy who lives there, just moved there, knows no one, and was kinda into the other sister, wanted to go. I just let him. They left. Then i was left alone in downtown portland at midnight…i basically hit up as many places serving booze as possible teeheee!

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a friend live there for a year. He had a bike. I think it’s required. Weird about the sailor outfit, though.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got a hilarious story out of the deal as well, and may have avoided several communicable diseases. Win all around for you.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a story

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

life is pretty good, actually

Work got really really busy but is slowing back down. Moving in a month. :)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Portland

Went to college and got married there.

by Michael White on Jun 29, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I didn’t have the Dodger game at Busch to look forward to in a couple weeks I would go crazy.

by Tommy Told Me To Bleed Blue on Jun 29, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone wanna meet in Albuquerque?

I’m headed to Albuquerque at the end of next month for work. I’m going to catch a game. Anyone wanna meet me there or put me in contact with someone within the organization?

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Rosenthal is contradictory

he says before the Dodgers don’t have the prospects to get Cliff Lee. Now he’s saying the cost will probably be less than what Lee was traded for last time. Last time he was traded for one high ceiling pitcher and some others right? I know complaining about writers(especially Rosenthal) is old hat, but a lot of the time they just don’t make any sense.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 1:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fake it til you make it!

Their just talking because that is their job!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes me laugh then

that so few of them have respect for bloggers.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

knock on blog

They knock because they are intimidated. Fear of the unknown!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

working through lunch!

shit to do!! (well besides this) and leaving early so i can go to the swole shop!

haha.

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone else is working

so they can go to SBLA night

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw not us poor saps out of LA area

maybe I can get to the dodgers giants game for free

by EephusBlue on Jun 29, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't done anything today...

I’ve been on here reading this crazy thread!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

How am I supposed to get any work done when there’s a thread like this going on?

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jun 29, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend just flaked on me for tonight.

I wanna meet everyone, but I don’t wanna fly solo.

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe I'm just not paying attention

but does a wingman actually work?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wing man takes the ugly friend bullet for you :)

Though I think I’d be the wing man rather than the person needing the wing man, because I’m not skilled enough to work game even with a wing man, haha.

"You're the only woman to ever love me." "I never loved you." "I meant physically!"

by Ivdown on Jun 29, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoy that women are so scary that they need to be tag teamed.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you get older

you find that punching them in the arm doesn’t get the “I think you’re cute message” across as it used too.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s why I keep going home empty handed.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In first grade I kicked the first girl I liked

Barbara Overbay, 45 years later, I’m not much better. Good thing I’m married.

One time in high school my wing man let me down. Met two girls in San Diego, the cute one liked me, the gangly goofy one liked my friend. He freaked out, and wouldn’t take a bullet for me. At the time he was one of my best friends, but that was my first big clue he swung on the other side. If I’d known then we’d have hit the cute sister/brother instead of the two girls.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jun 29, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a story

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jun 29, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't tage team women because they are scary

you tag team them because it’s more fun for everyone

by GScott1 on Jun 29, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are going to have a talk tonight.

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what the wingman is for

usually girls go out in pairs on in groups. If there’s a girl you like, you need to have her friends like you or at least, get their approval. Another avenue, is to entertain them while you swoop in on the broard. The wingman entertains them, and talks you up to them. In the end, if he’s good, he might get something out of it, but you get the approval of the group and the go ahead to spit game at the girl you’re into.

Also, if there’s an ugly friend, your wingman takes you the grenade in the trenches for you.

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess girls have friends in defense of wingmen and all that nonsense. Oh, games. Dontcha just love ’em?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m totally not a fan. Of course, I plan on staying single for a very long time.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the best wingmen...

are
1.women (if you have an awesome girl friend, its always a plus)
2. outgoing gay friends. they will talk to anyone for you and girls don’t feel threatened when you can talk about D&G and Lindsey Lohan.

by npurcell on Jun 29, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

2.

I knew I should have hung out more with Ross Mathews in college.

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

outgoing gay friends.

Down fall here is all of the hugging from the gay friend!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best thing on wingmans EVER

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/06_06/06_06_wingman.html

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jun 29, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anybody mention Heyward to the DL? He’ll miss the All-Star Game.

by Alex41592 on Jun 29, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

saw that

odds that Manuel names Victorino to the AS team?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jun 29, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Ethier can run into him?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it’ll be Wilson Valdez.

by Tripon on Jun 29, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably means Rasmus and Jayson Werth are locks behind Ethier and Braun. I’d like CarGo to get a spot too.

by Alex41592 on Jun 29, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He was at Game 2 of the 1988 World Series, but not the Kirk Gibson game the night before because of a surprise birthday party for his sister. But don’t worry, he’s not bitter about it.”

OK friend.. that sucks.

by NotJoeTorre on Jun 29, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

My brother Kelly

is more bitter about it. He’s the one who bought the strip of playoff tickets, and had to get rid of his Game 1.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to all of the 1988 NLCS games with my Dad.

He had a trip to Hawaii planned so I didn’t get to go to the WS. I begged him not to go, but he did and I sat with my Step Dad watching the game.

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice quote. FOX got every thing they wanted out of that pairing.

by NotJoeTorre on Jun 29, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a great conversation, I'm glad I caught it.

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m leaving soon, but the game preview will be up by 2pm. Just to get a new thread. This one has been awesome, but is taking a bit of time to load for some.

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

“Go fuck yourself” – Eric Stephen

I like it.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should be on the TBLA shirts

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Fuck Yourself 2010 Tour

by delias man on Jun 29, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Having the courage to boldly go where many have gone before"

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jun 29, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That will be on TBLA watches, which will be faux Rolexes of course

by Eric Stephen on Jun 29, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fear the Beard...

and Eric Stephen

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So long as on the back it reads, “Fuck you in the heart!”

by Alex41592 on Jun 29, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That should be Eric’s slogan everytime he bans someone, sorta like what Trump does.

by silverwidow on Jun 29, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have just been sent down to the minors!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Jun 29, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron Burgundy would be proud..

by NotJoeTorre on Jun 29, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

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