All-Star Game Open Thread
National League at American League. Time for Andre Ethier, Rafael Furcal, Hong-Chih Kuo, and Jonathan Broxton to shine.
CONTINUATION THREAD: Part 2 - NL Comeback Thread
Game Time: 5pm
TV: Fox
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There is a suspicious lack of
Raffy Jr. in that picture.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Y'know the last thread brings up an important question.
Do White Sox fans like Hawk Harrelson?
The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy
Probably one of those things
where they can make fun of him but if someone who is not a fan does, they are torn to shreds.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
I don't know any White Sox fans
That is a good question.
I wonder how they feel about Steve Stone as well. Former Cub announcer can’t sit well with them.
Guess I should leave work now
so I can watch the festivities.
First home run contest wins a Maddz Dollar
Ryan Braun
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Frak
give me my man back you rat bastard!
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuo
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
I am recording the game
just to see a Leg Kick!
He better bat flip
Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Oh man
I would love to see the insane series of events that would have to occur for Kuo to get an at-bat. That would be immensely entertaining.
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Smart money is under
but I never bet the smart money. OVER ALL THE WAY!!
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I the only one
worried that his elbow will explode on national television in an exhibition game?
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
I was thinking about that.
1. Kuo totally deserves an All-Star spot…
2. …but Kuo should be kept as far from any game that he does not need to pitch in as possible. Surely there was some vacation spot in Maine where he could be spending a few days before the Dodgers play again…
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to tell you in the last thread
that it is great that you are back. I know you haven’t been “gone”, but a more active Kavula makes for a better board.
Thanks
things have been especially busy at work lately. Things have calmed a little, but are gonna be nuts until Kavula’s Folly comes in early September. Then I’ll disappear again, and then I should be back up to speed.
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Another girl.
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
AHHHHHH congratulations
do you have pets? And if yes, are they males?
I ask because I have 1 wife, 1 daughter, and 1 dog(female)
That is exactly what I have
The two male dogs have passed.
The daughter doesn’t live at home either.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Nope
Just me, Bride, Spawn, and, soon, Folly.
However, I’m really not a masculine dude at all. I’m really a pussy. So I fit right in.
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Satellite TV and the internet have totally ruined the ASG. Usta be this was the only place to see all these players, and they were all in one place. Now we can see whoever we want whenever we want.
The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy
I would say that is a good thing.
I would have hated to go through life only seeing Pujols 13 times.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Oh sure
Didn’t mean to imply it was anything but a good thing. What we have now is better.
Just saying: ASG becomes more and more meh every year.
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I for one
haven’t watched a non-Dodger player all year. I’m a traditionalist
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The pre-game show had Andre in RF
that would be nice. Also, Andre is so fraking amazingly attractive
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Fantastically OT
but I just found out that admittance to the Vanderbilt Dance Company is open to grad students!!! I have a goal!
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Southern Belle Dancers
spit on the likes of California Girls
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
yay!
I beweeve in yoo!
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Maddz have the cool clear eye of a seeker of wisdom and truth, and yet that slam-bang tang reminiscent of gin and vermouth?
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What would be the
equivalent of Blalock going yard on Gagne, assuming Broxton or Kuo was the victim?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Ty Wigginton
go-ahead home run in the 8th
OT
Who’s gonna watch Jewel Staite and Sean Maher on Warehouse 13 after this shindig is over?
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Further ouch
there’s a noun what links Jewel Staite, Sean Maher and shindig, but you probably don’t know it
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey!
So you do know the nouns I was talkin on
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to go
the Uncle Google route. I actually only looked up Jewel and inferred the rest.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
If you have Netflix
You can stream the entire series of Firefly. It’s 13 episodes and it’s great.
The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy
by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Just make sure you find out the actual order of the episodes, first.
I believe they’re out of order on Netflix.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Serenity (parts 1 & 2)
The Train Job
Bushwhacked
Shindig
Safe
Our Mrs. Reynolds
Jaynestown
Out of Gas
Ariel
War Stories
Trash
The Message
Heart of Gold
Objects in Space
The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy
by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I'm old
as you can tell by my completely-ignored “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” reference…
…and I like Firefly.
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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait
I’m late here. Why are Bud Black and Bochy the NL coaches?
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And he also said he wanted some west coast guys for the game in Anaheim
I think Torre was basically not interested…
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Dodgers about to be announced!
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Angel fans being classy
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There's no such thing
They didn’t even give GA the respect he deserves when he came back…
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That is all I could hear on the radio
No lie.
Wilson and Lincecum got booed as well.
That is how it came off on radio
Heh your comment under Keith's made me laugh
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Angel fans need to stop booing rival coaches and players. It';s the All Star Game
Be classy.
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The Angels think it's Sunday
no class
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just talking about your signature with a friend yesterday. Not because it’s your sig, but because of the quote.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Why?
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as bad as the Yanks
Have to say, I laughed at A-Rod there. He played it perfectly.
by Julio Nievas on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
shoot, missed th introductions what did a-rod do?
William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.
He knew the boo's were coming
So he acted like he got cheered… Raised his hands and sort of bowed…
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
From Tony Jackson's
article on Andre Ethier at the AS game:
When Ethier finally did arrive on ASU’s campus, one of the first impressions he made was on an incoming freshman from Northern California named Dustin Pedroia.
“He had this Jheri curl thing, hair down to his shoulders,” Pedroia said. “He looked like Pinky from ‘Next Friday.’ I was like, ‘Who is this guy?’ His hair would flip around in the wind. He wore it that whole fall, but I think he cut it for the baseball season.”
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
LOL
LOVE the Pinky reference. Oh man Andre, what were you thinking!!!
by Julio Nievas on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously!?!
This isn’t a gorram Angels game. You do know what it said on your ticket right?
Also, funny how their closest geographic rival got nary a peep. Proof that the American League really is Yankees-Red Sox-Everyone else
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It's still a disgrace Bautista wasn't included in the HR Derby
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I refuse to believe that Angel fans are booing more players than they're cheering.
Plaschke tells me how wonderful that place is and family friendly. It just can’t be.
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You said Plaschke tells me
and didn’t follow that phrase with “lies”. I’m confused
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's called straight-faced sarcasm :-)
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Rhetorical device
irony? understatement? been a while since AP English Language.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
I'd call it litotes
but then I’m just showing off
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
used slightly improperly there
but I can’t think of what you’d call deadpan sarcasm in literary terms, since it’s not a literary device but a spoken one, hense the constant confusion when folk use it in chats
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe meiosis
since it doesn’t contain a strict negative, but a refusal.
Had he said, “Angel fans can’t be booing, Bill Plasche said they were full of class” then I’d be more right
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Booodgers! Booooankees!”
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
it's still sunny
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And his Ozark Mountain Daredevil facial look
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Naw, you're thinking of the southern dude the Dodgers drafted this year
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Oh you remember that guy
forgot all about Anderson though, shmucks
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I may sound dumb asking this but...
Who is Evan Meek?
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This is touching but has to be the most depressing intro to the All Star Game ever
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I was thinking the same thing
I wouldn’t be surprised if David Price strikes out the side after this.
@El Lay Dave
My mom texted me earlier today, talking about cupcakes. Weight Watchers is great for a lot of things, including making me obsess over food all gorram day long.
2 lbs away from my goal, by the way. :)
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Thanks! The last few pounds have been the most difficult because I’ve been “good” for so long.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Always the case. Besides, those are the extra pounds we’ve had the longest. :)
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
It is a good thing
the South is known for all that healthy food.
Actually, congrats Madz, you will make your goal in no time.
Thankfully
I will be pretty poor, so hopefully, I can live off of chicken and fruit. I’m a dreamer.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
What got me traveling in the south
was eating breakfast in restaurants. I could not help myself from ordering biscuits and gravy every time!
Speaking of, I had a pretty good biscuits and gravy in Folsom Sunday. Not in the prison.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Was at kind of a family reunion (in-laws)
Guests of honor natives of Tennessee. Someone brought there home-smoked pulled pork. MMMMM.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
There is no lack of BBQ joints down here
or guys that have the skills to make it on there own….
I, am one, who cannot make BBQ.
Ah yes,
but this was in Folsom, CA, so rare treat for me!
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
“their” – how in the hell did my fingers type “there” there?
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Ah Charlize Theron...
Damn that woman is fine…
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What if
some homemaker from Des Moines came out and popped her collar ala Rickey?
would that make it better?
:)
Why isn't the Glee cast backing her?
Did they blow their budget on her?
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ABC gets Christina Aguilera to sing the National Anthem twice
while Fox whores out their show with a contrived karaoke performance.
Glee!
returns this fall.
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought she was gonna sing the national anthem. So we have to get yet another song
before the frickin game rolls on?
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I want to believe in my heart
that these handshakes are spontaneous because the players got bored
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What happened?
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh
Other teams conspiring to bring down Miami eh?
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Running up the price?
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess there are no community All-Stars of color.
"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."
You have to be chic
to be Radical Chic
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I like that they are doing by honoring community activists.
but. Does it seem like pro sports drag out the pagentry so the networks can snag a ratings boost?
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Man, could they have the cast of Glee do any more? Are they gonna make them drag the infield in the 4th inning too?
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Those poor kids. There were some whispers of being overworked but aren’t they also in the middle of a tour? Or did that wrap? I don’t really follow it, though I did see an episode where the football team did a dance to Single Ladies. That was funny.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
From what I hear
their showrunner is a total dick, who pretty much views his cast as monkeys to be carted out and told to perorm
/hyperbole. The truth is somewhere beneath total dick
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a game, too?!
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I kinda like that commericial.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
One of the better ceremonial pitches I've seen!
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Ned Colletti is on the phone with Carew as we speak
by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
dude still has it. That ball came pretty damn smooth.
by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Except that was his zenith
And everything he did turned to crap afterward
by The Dude Abides on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, sure buddy... don't get political
I was just saying that considering the moment and the fact that he grooved a strike right down Broadway from the rubber.. nothing tops that ceremonial first pitch.
We spend most of our time wasting our time talking about baseball
while all those people spend all their time helping people. Spending a few minutes getting acknowledged for their commitment should not be an impediment to enjoying the upcoming game.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
It's a fair point!
Was a bit sad but touching. I’m more ticked at all the Glee tie-ins and other Fox promo stuff woven in to drag this out.
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someone pays the bills
and this game is not for us but for the people who love Glee who happen to tune into the all-star game as the only baseball game they will watch all year until the World Series
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This game is not for us? I dunno... I don't think there's a huge Glee contingent tuning in.
I think it’s mostly annoyed baseball fans but could be wrong.
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Wo
Tim now looks old.
The lead singer for the Fugs died and he was 80 years old.
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George Steinbrenner was the lead singer for the Fugs?
"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."
that is what was weird
they were the same age. Just seemed strange that an anti-war band from the 60’s had a lead singer was who 80 in 2010. How old would Janis Joplin be if she was alive today?
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Which means
he was over 30 for the entirety of the 1960s. “Never trust anyone over 30.”
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Those four pitchers are fierce
We’re gonna win this time…
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Dave Campbell just said
the NL should’ve named Clayton Kershaw bc of all of the LH bats in the AL lineup.
I'm torn
I want to root for the NL, but the NL has Omar Infante on the team.
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you mean tonight's MVP?
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I get that.....
but when we go to the WS this year and have home field advantage, you will thank the 2010 All Star game MVP!
Oh
how could I forget that this game means something
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You're all gonna see
Kuo will start, and Charlie Manuel rips his mask off, revealing himslef to be Joe Torre…
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*himself
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay kid!
from giving the Dodger shoutout
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but poor kids
being given tough teleprompters. I doubt Joe Buck coulda handled that flawlessly
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The kids announcing the line-ups are undeniably cute.
And I like how she said “And from our local LA Dodgers, Andre Ethier.”
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Woah, woah, woah
I remember reading that vin was doing the game, it that just for ESPN radio?
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must have been a dream
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
If only it began
with an Eephus
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
NL -pitch well
AL – hit the ball
Some great keys to the game there
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McCarver's paid well for that kind of insightful analysis!
doesn’t grow on trees.
he and Kruk could exchange notes.
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Angels must have gotten ahold of that shadow making machine
most diabolical plot since the humididor
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"if the NL wins it, Hanley Ramirez wil be a star"?
William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.
That strike 2 pitch, 98 on the corner
That’s unfair…
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That's what Kruk thinks
He thinks the AL has “that confidence, an aura about them!”
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Is it Orange? (Charlie Murphy) Purple? (Almost Famous)
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That gun is more juiced
than Barry Bonds’ backside.
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Best ballpark in Southern California?
At least better than Anaheim, right? Despite what Plaschke writes.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
This one pitcher, who's going to go what 2.2 innings
is pitching well, therefore we’re not going to see alot of runs. Brilliant
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damn
*a lot
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
See pirtches, gotta get into that bullpen.
oh wait
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If Andre was in RF that would have been a triple
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
So, Ichiro is better than Andre. Big news.
"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."
You’re just preparing for the divorce proceedings right?
by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't Planters
already do this commercial?
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
And didn't Direct TV already do this commercial?
I expect this from my movies, and my TV, but not my commercials
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WHO PUT THE ONE ON THE BOARD
Kershaw did,that is who
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This ubaldo guy sucks
lost a game? I bet that team he lost to is REALLY good.
Put in leg kick
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I hate it when people die at age 99
it just seems so incomplete
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That woulda been better without the Angels guy
talking all sorts of over it
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Chin music from Ubaldo
Angel fans torn whether to cheer or boo…
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back back back back this?
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Career .429 hitter in games that barely count
awesome.
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For Maybin and Andrew Miller
unfuckingbelievable
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It's the SI curse!
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah the AL is going to have trouble scoring against the NL
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Good time for the rare Sucky Ubaldo to show up.
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Oh good Tim and Joe talking about the tough shadows again
How exciting for us!
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San Francisco special right there
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Heh
I saw them hit into 5 in one game 2 weeks ago. Much enjoyed.
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The Berkeley experimenter in me
finds that Best Buy chick alluring
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I said the Berkeley experimenter
not the USC drunk chick at a bar
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Price against Howard does not seem fair
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Someone get on base so our boy can get up to bat plx.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
I always knew I liked that guy.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
He can go fuck himself.
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Dang Andre is just going to see left handers
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Matt Kemp could have done that!
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
Can't believe Zimmerman is not on the team
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Cano FAIL
Our man’s coming up… Unless we might be Giants…
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Braun be hot
good time for a 2 – 0 NL lead
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
How pissed would Dodger fans be to see Andre pinch hit for?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Faka
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Do teen agers smile for their parents?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
apparently Joe Girardi was unavailable for Apple
by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Sklar Tweet
@SklarBrothers How creepy is that iPhone commercial with the young girl with the braces if that actually wasn’t her father trying to get her to smile?
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
I just don't see what that girl is doing with glasses and a ponytail
what is this, She’s All That?
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh now I get 4E
yes, the BB girl is no 4E. Maybe the ultimate fantasy girl
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
4E? Is that a Zombieland reference?
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
State Farm commercial…
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
"You just can't trust anyone.
The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. "
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We didn't get that reaction
When GA was in your house…
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I wanna know
who the producer of that video was
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Sometimes I feel like Joe Buck
is smarter than he has to play for National TV. He’s subtly subversive on occasion
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Worse All-Star defensive outfield to ever start a game?
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Manny jumps to mind.
"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."
Ethier caught it!
Woo hoo!
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no plz
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
Is joke
In Soviet Russia, Kemp DFAs you.
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by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had a dream the other night
I was reading TBLA — yeah, I dreamt about TBLA — and Kemp was traded. I woke up in a panic.
More importantly
did you rec my comment?
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ETHIER UZR!
wtf is he doing playing LF out there in CF?
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
What did Andre do?
I missed the play when I went to tell my mom Evan hit a double. She works at the same school with his aunt.
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We were working the sarcasm meter
simple fly ball to CF
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
He made a diving, spectacular, unbelievable play at CF
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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Dre with a leadoff Bomb
Because how many times have you seen a guy make a good play in the OF and then hit a bomb in his next AB?
I hate it when this is said during highlights
statistically supported statement.
oh wait, the other thing. Stupid statement.
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
Endre
it can be endre time in the 3rd inning right?
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a good AB by Ethier
Might be his last AB…
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Dodgers fail
I wonder how the Eric experiment is going
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
You could be with us
you picked poorly
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Not every supergroup
turns out to be Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Sometimes you just get Asia.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think that was Europe
but I defer to Eric on such things. Asia was “Heat of the Moment”.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
This is like saying
A .44 in the left eye > A .45 in the right eye.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Not at all sir!
At work, I play The Final Countdown every night for the team!
No one over 25 yrs old and they love it!
Don't judge by the counting stat
There are a lot of misses amongst those few hits.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
all star game would be way better if...
if the teams were able to pick who the pitchers for the opposing team were
Oh sure the worst hitter in the game gets a single
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
And runs to 2nd like a Molina
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
This is a special night
because his Petite’s kids are older now? It’s special because of biology?
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Sure they can enjoy it now
and they couldn’t when they were just toddlers. Man are all Berkley chicks such cynics
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
As someone with no kids
I can say with complete authority that it is cooler for both father and sons for 12 & 15 year olds to experience this than 6 & 3 year olds
by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I just don't think it merited a sideline reporter moment
I mean everyone there has kids, who are older now
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
sideline reporters are quite possibly the worst thing in all of sports.
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
I like when they get women to do the courtside interviews of NBA players. Like…THEY ARE SHORT. NBA PLAYERS ARE TALL. WHAT?!
They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.
I love that moment in every interview
when they crane their neck and raise the mic, to a man bending over
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont' think anything merits a Rosenfield comment
Now Erin Andrews can say anything she wants about anything she wants
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OMG Ichiro looked feeble. How often does that happen
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
That was Kruk against Randy Johnson feeble
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
We need a formula
I saw [x], so of course this means [y], despite infinite possibilities of reality [z]
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
what happens when Jeter has to be moved from SS?
He’s not going to play for another team. Does he go to the OF? He’s not going to displace A-Rod at 3B.
rocking chair
like the ss from Baltimore
by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
So one more at bat for 'Dre?
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Is Furcal a career SS?
or will he eventually shift to 2nd (and risk tearing first basemans arm off?)
Leg Kick!
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
So Europe and Asia were music groups
and Toto sang Africa. It’s like a geography lesson
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That was dangerous
Could have broken his wrist…
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Braun!
Nice catch by the one guy sort of playing in the right place in the OF!
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Braun says FU to ichiro.
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
Who would Kuo come in to face? Mauer?
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Wanted to see me some Hong-Chih Kuofax
Hope he has a chance to come in a bit later.
and against a Righty!
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
David Wright
needs to be looking toward CF on the slide in case of the overthrow… NOT fundamental baseball
Because Wright would've been gunned at the plate?
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ETHIER COMES THROUGH!
Damn. If Wright had only gone to 3rd on the bad throw in the first place.
Hey McCarver loves Ethier!
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
That was an awful throw. a decent throw gets him by 15 feet.
by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh glory
Andre getting some announcer love on National TV. That does not suck.
/Litotes
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Hamilton was playing him really shallow. that and the fact Ethier hit the shit out of the ball mad it the right decision to hold the runner.
Smart move dare I say
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
I remember when Martin was an All Star for that matter :-(
only 2 years ago…
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
brilliant first half in 2008
caught the last bazillion innings of the all-star game and has sucked ever since
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Dang, I missed Andre's hit ...
But, good for the semi-home team. :)
by TopDeckTrueBlue on Jul 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions
And per that shot of him at 1st base ;-)
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Oh man... that ball carried. Just got under it.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
I'm waiting for
African Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
seen the new trailer floating around? just awesome
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
That guy in The Truman Show
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LEG KICK!
Threat condition orange.
"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
Ethier's still in. He moved over.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Apparently
oh happy day. This is the best ASG ever!
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa. Is he going a full inning?
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Oh god. That'd be just like him.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Shoulda come in to face the lefties!
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
Heath Bell and Broxton in a sumo match
I’d pay to see that
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Ugh, Kuo fail :-(
Was he throwing one of those world cup balls?
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
They didn't pick up Ethier
so Kuo says “Fuck you guys”
You made us proud Lake Show! 2009 and 2010 BACK 2 BACK CHAMPS!
After Kuo Ks Kano and Krawford
It will boil down to him and Torii Hunter
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
I think he just got nervous on that throw.
Makes me sad though.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
I think he's just nervous period
poor guy
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, he made a mistake. give it up. the guy has been unbelievable for us.
by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
and we care what the idiotic mainstream national news says because….?
by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Well to make it worst
Kuo should have gotten out of that inning with no damage if everything goes the exact same way if he gets the guy out at first.
someone must
it gets a lot of play on TBLA when the national media doesn’t respect the blue by the posters
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"we" don't
i heard a local (Maryland) guy blas the pick of Broxton because of his one outing against the Yankees on National TV. It’s a fucking joke
by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
your kin told Bearface to go fuck himself
it was kinda Epic
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
"Bearface"
posted about how Broxton was shit and yadda yadda yadda.
He was just a troll that was here to annoy Dodger fans.
Your brother sent him packing with the phrase “Go fuck yourself!”
Now I'm up to speed, thanks
Although “kin” and “go fuck yourself” seem to go hand in hand for us
by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
The synopsis doesn't really do the whole episode justice
But that is the gist of it.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Andre got a hit
on casual fan day #1. So I’m good no matter what happens.
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Why are my spidey senses tingling thinking that somewhere on the Rockies blog
people are commenting about how Kuo shouldn’t have been an ALl Star and CarGo should’ve been.
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.
i just hope Kuo's ASG mistake
ends up being more like Gagne’s in 2003 than Chan-Ho Park’s in 2001. Gagne continued his dominance and won the Cy Young while Park’s career never recovered from giving up that jack to Cal Ripken Jr.
He just threw a wet towel on his own face.
by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude will be fine. as long as his arm allows it, he’ll be extremely effective.
by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
What about the last Dodgers to give up an ER?
by Julio Nievas on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuo allowed no hits
one walk, one reach on error, one fly out, one ground out. His arm didn’t explode. Win.
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Exactly. It would have been great to see him strike out the side, but as long as he is healthy, its a okay for me.
by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
one burbon, one scotch, and one beer …
by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
An Ethier jersey with Angel numbers and font
chalk that one up to do not want
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You can't get an orange and black one up in the bay area?
by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would that exist
why would I want that?
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
and I bet
he still got a standing O in bars all across Thailand
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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Thailand?!
How would you react if I referred to the school in Berkeley as “Stanford”?
The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Is this a Dodger chat room
or a fucking goegraphy lesson? And leave her alone, she just couldn’t get into SC.
by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ethier for MVP
2 putouts, 1 hit, 1 should’ve been RBI…
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NPUT
http://www.truebluela.com/2010/7/13/1568504/nl-comeback-thread
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
If Loney was at first, Kuo wouldn't have made that error
just another intangible he contributes that you stat nerds can’t measure.
Exactly "CBWMBWP"
or “Caught Balls While My Boy Was Pitching”
by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions

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