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ANAHEIM CA - JULY 12:  National League All-Star Rafael Furcal #15 of the Los Angeles Dodgers with son Raffy Jr. during the first round of the 2010 State Farm Home Run Derby during All-Star Weekend at Angel Stadium of Anaheim on July 12 2010 in Anaheim California.  (Photo by Lisa Blumenfeld/Getty Images)

National League at American League. Time for Andre Ethier, Rafael Furcal, Hong-Chih Kuo, and Jonathan Broxton to shine.

CONTINUATION THREAD: Part 2 - NL Comeback Thread

Game Time: 5pm

TV: Fox

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There is a suspicious lack of

Raffy Jr. in that picture.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Garvey was an All-Star monster

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Y'know the last thread brings up an important question.

Do White Sox fans like Hawk Harrelson?

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably one of those things

where they can make fun of him but if someone who is not a fan does, they are torn to shreds.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know any White Sox fans

That is a good question.

I wonder how they feel about Steve Stone as well. Former Cub announcer can’t sit well with them.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I should leave work now

so I can watch the festivities.

First home run contest wins a Maddz Dollar
Ryan Braun

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess no one wants a Maddz $(:

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me you and Humma

leave a lot of players available. Should we get 2 guesses?

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to say Howard. Cos it’ll piss all of us off.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pujols

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier

Put it on the board.

Yes.
Yes.

by TurnItDown on Jul 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frak

give me my man back you rat bastard!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

bat flip or no bat flip?

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He better bat flip

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jul 13, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

STUPID DH

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I would love to see the insane series of events that would have to occur for Kuo to get an at-bat. That would be immensely entertaining.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart money is under

but I never bet the smart money. OVER ALL THE WAY!!

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 batters=2 K’s= 2 Leg Kicks!

by TurnItDown on Jul 13, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one

worried that his elbow will explode on national television in an exhibition game?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, now I am. Great.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not

But I am not worried. It will surely last until late August! :)

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about that.

1. Kuo totally deserves an All-Star spot…
2. …but Kuo should be kept as far from any game that he does not need to pitch in as possible. Surely there was some vacation spot in Maine where he could be spending a few days before the Dodgers play again…

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to tell you in the last thread

that it is great that you are back. I know you haven’t been “gone”, but a more active Kavula makes for a better board.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

things have been especially busy at work lately. Things have calmed a little, but are gonna be nuts until Kavula’s Folly comes in early September. Then I’ll disappear again, and then I should be back up to speed.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Another girl.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHH congratulations

do you have pets? And if yes, are they males?

I ask because I have 1 wife, 1 daughter, and 1 dog(female)

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is exactly what I have

The two male dogs have passed.
The daughter doesn’t live at home either.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Just me, Bride, Spawn, and, soon, Folly.

However, I’m really not a masculine dude at all. I’m really a pussy. So I fit right in.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hanley

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro

Because he could if he wanted to.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar Infante maybe?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Satellite TV and the internet have totally ruined the ASG. Usta be this was the only place to see all these players, and they were all in one place. Now we can see whoever we want whenever we want.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I would say that is a good thing.

I would have hated to go through life only seeing Pujols 13 times.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sure

Didn’t mean to imply it was anything but a good thing. What we have now is better.

Just saying: ASG becomes more and more meh every year.

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by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I for one

haven’t watched a non-Dodger player all year. I’m a traditionalist

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pre-game show had Andre in RF

that would be nice. Also, Andre is so fraking amazingly attractive

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fantastically OT

but I just found out that admittance to the Vanderbilt Dance Company is open to grad students!!! I have a goal!

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Southern Belle Dancers

spit on the likes of California Girls

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

I beweeve in yoo!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Maddz have the cool clear eye of a seeker of wisdom and truth, and yet that slam-bang tang reminiscent of gin and vermouth?

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would be the

equivalent of Blalock going yard on Gagne, assuming Broxton or Kuo was the victim?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ty Wigginton

go-ahead home run in the 8th

by TurnItDown on Jul 13, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson

Should really be starting…

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Who’s gonna watch Jewel Staite and Sean Maher on Warehouse 13 after this shindig is over?

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man, i didn’t even know! I’ll catch it oh hulu

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nouns I recognized

“Who” “shindig”. Ouch.

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by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Further ouch

there’s a noun what links Jewel Staite, Sean Maher and shindig, but you probably don’t know it

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firefly?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

So you do know the nouns I was talkin on

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to go

the Uncle Google route. I actually only looked up Jewel and inferred the rest.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have Netflix

You can stream the entire series of Firefly. It’s 13 episodes and it’s great.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just make sure you find out the actual order of the episodes, first.

I believe they’re out of order on Netflix.

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by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serenity (parts 1 & 2)
The Train Job
Bushwhacked
Shindig
Safe
Our Mrs. Reynolds
Jaynestown
Out of Gas
Ariel
War Stories
Trash
The Message
Heart of Gold
Objects in Space

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even

at my age?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm old

as you can tell by my completely-ignored “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” reference…

…and I like Firefly.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

I’m late here. Why are Bud Black and Bochy the NL coaches?

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

They are Manuel’s guys

by TurnItDown on Jul 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he also said he wanted some west coast guys for the game in Anaheim

I think Torre was basically not interested…

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers about to be announced!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Angel fans being classy

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's no such thing

They didn’t even give GA the respect he deserves when he came back…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is all I could hear on the radio

No lie.

Wilson and Lincecum got booed as well.

That is how it came off on radio

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh your comment under Keith's made me laugh

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angel fans need to stop booing rival coaches and players. It';s the All Star Game

Be classy.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

The Angels think it's Sunday

no class

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox getting boo'd

LOL

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just talking about your signature with a friend yesterday. Not because it’s your sig, but because of the quote.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were watching the last few episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender and the notion of revenge not really benefiting the person seeking it. My friend brought up Sun Tzu. It was interesting.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox players getting boo’d to death, lol

by Julio Nievas on Jul 13, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as bad as the Yanks

Have to say, I laughed at A-Rod there. He played it perfectly.

by Julio Nievas on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod loving the boo's

Funny…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

shoot, missed th introductions what did a-rod do?

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He knew the boo's were coming

So he acted like he got cheered… Raised his hands and sort of bowed…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah i see hah

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Tony Jackson's

article on Andre Ethier at the AS game:

When Ethier finally did arrive on ASU’s campus, one of the first impressions he made was on an incoming freshman from Northern California named Dustin Pedroia.

“He had this Jheri curl thing, hair down to his shoulders,” Pedroia said. “He looked like Pinky from ‘Next Friday.’ I was like, ‘Who is this guy?’ His hair would flip around in the wind. He wore it that whole fall, but I think he cut it for the baseball season.”

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

LOVE the Pinky reference. Oh man Andre, what were you thinking!!!

by Julio Nievas on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously!?!

This isn’t a gorram Angels game. You do know what it said on your ticket right?

Also, funny how their closest geographic rival got nary a peep. Proof that the American League really is Yankees-Red Sox-Everyone else

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That would seem to be right in his wheelhouse.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that Doris Kearns Goodwin in the dugout???

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I refuse to believe that Angel fans are booing more players than they're cheering.

Plaschke tells me how wonderful that place is and family friendly. It just can’t be.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You said Plaschke tells me

and didn’t follow that phrase with “lies”. I’m confused

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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's called straight-faced sarcasm :-)

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhetorical device

irony? understatement? been a while since AP English Language.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd call it litotes

but then I’m just showing off

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a word

that I had forgotten.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

used slightly improperly there

but I can’t think of what you’d call deadpan sarcasm in literary terms, since it’s not a literary device but a spoken one, hense the constant confusion when folk use it in chats

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was not totally wrong….

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe meiosis

since it doesn’t contain a strict negative, but a refusal.

Had he said, “Angel fans can’t be booing, Bill Plasche said they were full of class” then I’d be more right

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“Booodgers! Booooankees!”

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corey Hart wearing sunglasses at night!!!!!!!!!

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

it's still sunny

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s night on the east coast

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And his Ozark Mountain Daredevil facial look

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why he was so pwr during the first round of the HRD.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear I thought I saw him

working at Tractor Supply Company yesterday….

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, you're thinking of the southern dude the Dodgers drafted this year

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you remember that guy

forgot all about Anderson though, shmucks

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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I may sound dumb asking this but...

Who is Evan Meek?

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He is a 5th year senior

on the Mens Swim team at the University of Arkansas at Monticello.

:)

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Ely!!!

Oh wait, it’s MM

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They need to have him come and throw the first pitch for some game and then have the two of them pose for a picture together. I realize the ship may have sailed on this, though.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mcconaughey is from Albuquerque? :)

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is touching but has to be the most depressing intro to the All Star Game ever

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

I wouldn’t be surprised if David Price strikes out the side after this.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

@El Lay Dave

My mom texted me earlier today, talking about cupcakes. Weight Watchers is great for a lot of things, including making me obsess over food all gorram day long.

2 lbs away from my goal, by the way. :)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Two pounds is noise in my book. Congratulations!

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! The last few pounds have been the most difficult because I’ve been “good” for so long.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always the case. Besides, those are the extra pounds we’ve had the longest. :)

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. True. That Thanksgiving Dinner sandwich HK brought up earlier…that won’t help.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a good thing

the South is known for all that healthy food.

Actually, congrats Madz, you will make your goal in no time.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thankfully

I will be pretty poor, so hopefully, I can live off of chicken and fruit. I’m a dreamer.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What got me traveling in the south

was eating breakfast in restaurants. I could not help myself from ordering biscuits and gravy every time!

Speaking of, I had a pretty good biscuits and gravy in Folsom Sunday. Not in the prison.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

MMMMM

Biscuits and Gravy, Yummy!

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was at kind of a family reunion (in-laws)

Guests of honor natives of Tennessee. Someone brought there home-smoked pulled pork. MMMMM.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no lack of BBQ joints down here

or guys that have the skills to make it on there own….

I, am one, who cannot make BBQ.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes,

but this was in Folsom, CA, so rare treat for me!

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“their” – how in the hell did my fingers type “there” there?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you meant

and know you understand the difference. :)

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah Charlize Theron...

Damn that woman is fine…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why isn't the Glee cast backing her?

Did they blow their budget on her?

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ABC gets Christina Aguilera to sing the National Anthem twice

while Fox whores out their show with a contrived karaoke performance.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glee!

returns this fall.

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought she was gonna sing the national anthem. So we have to get yet another song

before the frickin game rolls on?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to believe in my heart

that these handshakes are spontaneous because the players got bored

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Vicente Padilla says hi

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello Vicente!

So long as you keep pitching well, I dont mind u hitting people

by EephusBlue on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Miller might not be Miami bound.

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s getting pressure from other teams to not sign.

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh

Other teams conspiring to bring down Miami eh?

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably trying to leverage the Heat into guaranteeing more $$$

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Running up the price?

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess there are no community All-Stars of color.

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to be chic

to be Radical Chic

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that they are doing by honoring community activists.

but. Does it seem like pro sports drag out the pagentry so the networks can snag a ratings boost?

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Tweet

@SklarBrothers Harrison Ford, you can whisper all you want, but you can’t whisper away that mid life crisis earring you’re sporting, Han.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

More
SklarBrothers
  
Man, could they have the cast of Glee do any more? Are they gonna make them drag the infield in the 4th inning too?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those poor kids. There were some whispers of being overworked but aren’t they also in the middle of a tour? Or did that wrap? I don’t really follow it, though I did see an episode where the football team did a dance to Single Ladies. That was funny.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I hear

their showrunner is a total dick, who pretty much views his cast as monkeys to be carted out and told to perorm

/hyperbole. The truth is somewhere beneath total dick

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey i noticed that

It just looks so odd. His through the wormhole series is pretty interesting

by EephusBlue on Jul 13, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a game, too?!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bonus!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s my cap!

That’s not my cap; that’s my cap!

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda like that commericial.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carew ALMOST threw a strike.

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the better ceremonial pitches I've seen!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned Colletti is on the phone with Carew as we speak

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude still has it. That ball came pretty damn smooth.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that was his zenith

And everything he did turned to crap afterward

by The Dude Abides on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, sure buddy... don't get political

I was just saying that considering the moment and the fact that he grooved a strike right down Broadway from the rubber.. nothing tops that ceremonial first pitch.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We spend most of our time wasting our time talking about baseball

while all those people spend all their time helping people. Spending a few minutes getting acknowledged for their commitment should not be an impediment to enjoying the upcoming game.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It's a fair point!

Was a bit sad but touching. I’m more ticked at all the Glee tie-ins and other Fox promo stuff woven in to drag this out.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone pays the bills

and this game is not for us but for the people who love Glee who happen to tune into the all-star game as the only baseball game they will watch all year until the World Series

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is not for us? I dunno... I don't think there's a huge Glee contingent tuning in.

I think it’s mostly annoyed baseball fans but could be wrong.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver picks the AL, Buck has the NL

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wo

Tim now looks old.

The lead singer for the Fugs died and he was 80 years old.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

George Steinbrenner was the lead singer for the Fugs?

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is what was weird

they were the same age. Just seemed strange that an anti-war band from the 60’s had a lead singer was who 80 in 2010. How old would Janis Joplin be if she was alive today?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

67

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which means

he was over 30 for the entirety of the 1960s. “Never trust anyone over 30.”

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those four pitchers are fierce

We’re gonna win this time…

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

If Josh Johnson follows Jimenez, forget about it. The guy is untouchable.

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Campbell just said

the NL should’ve named Clayton Kershaw bc of all of the LH bats in the AL lineup.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Too inexperienced!!!

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he was anointed as an “ace” recently!

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm torn

I want to root for the NL, but the NL has Omar Infante on the team.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean tonight's MVP?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get that.....

but when we go to the WS this year and have home field advantage, you will thank the 2010 All Star game MVP!

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh

how could I forget that this game means something

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck has a fivehead.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You're all gonna see

Kuo will start, and Charlie Manuel rips his mask off, revealing himslef to be Joe Torre…

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

*himself

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay kid!

from giving the Dodger shoutout

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

but poor kids

being given tough teleprompters. I doubt Joe Buck coulda handled that flawlessly

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kids announcing the line-ups are undeniably cute.

And I like how she said “And from our local LA Dodgers, Andre Ethier.”

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

that little kid was the best part of the pregame. He was awesome.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah, woah, woah

I remember reading that vin was doing the game, it that just for ESPN radio?

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NL -pitch well

AL – hit the ball

Some great keys to the game there

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

McCarver's paid well for that kind of insightful analysis!

doesn’t grow on trees.

he and Kruk could exchange notes.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukian

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angels must have gotten ahold of that shadow making machine

most diabolical plot since the humididor

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

"if the NL wins it, Hanley Ramirez wil be a star"?

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This might be the most juiced gun ive ever seen. no way in hell were those pitches 98,98,99 and 99.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ely could hit 92 on it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That strike 2 pitch, 98 on the corner

That’s unfair…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

NL can't play under pr

essure

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what Kruk thinks

He thinks the AL has “that confidence, an aura about them!”

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it Orange? (Charlie Murphy) Purple? (Almost Famous)

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point Furcal is paying rent at every 2nd base in the league

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strasburg would hit 104

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That gun is more juiced

than Barry Bonds’ backside.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best ballpark in Southern California?

At least better than Anaheim, right? Despite what Plaschke writes.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one pitcher, who's going to go what 2.2 innings

is pitching well, therefore we’re not going to see alot of runs. Brilliant

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

*a lot

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn it Ichiro

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

If Andre was in RF that would have been a triple

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing he’s in CF!!

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So, Ichiro is better than Andre. Big news.

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re just preparing for the divorce proceedings right?

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over/under on Ubaldo’s mph- 137.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BACON LOVERS REJOICE

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bacon latte?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Baconaise

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And didn't Direct TV already do this commercial?

I expect this from my movies, and my TV, but not my commercials

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO PUT THE ONE ON THE BOARD

Kershaw did,that is who

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ace.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ubaldo guy sucks

lost a game? I bet that team he lost to is REALLY good.

Put in leg kick

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate it when people die at age 99

it just seems so incomplete

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Very Elbert of him. :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice touch out there

Bob Sheppard…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That woulda been better without the Angels guy

talking all sorts of over it

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

They introduced the guy who introduced the guy. Lame.

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Chin music from Ubaldo

Angel fans torn whether to cheer or boo…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter walks, URRRRRK

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Career .429 hitter in games that barely count

awesome.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

For Maybin and Andrew Miller

unfuckingbelievable

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

It's the SI curse!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st and 3rd, 1 out on Miggy’s bloop. FUDGE.

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn't the start I was hoping for

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Good time for the rare Sucky Ubaldo to show up.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

There you go

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

bravo

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good Tim and Joe talking about the tough shadows again

How exciting for us!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

San Francisco special right there

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh

I saw them hit into 5 in one game 2 weeks ago. Much enjoyed.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

great day

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zulu

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t know Josh Hamilton played for the Gnats..

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

The Berkeley experimenter in me

finds that Best Buy chick alluring

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I said the Berkeley experimenter

not the USC drunk chick at a bar

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Price against Howard does not seem fair

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Charlie Manuel’s guy

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone get on base so our boy can get up to bat plx.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Your wish, is David’s command

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always knew I liked that guy.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

he aims to please

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Braun hates you though.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can go fuck himself.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful Maddz

Couldn’t have been said better.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang Andre is just going to see left handers

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Howard might do better if he’d swing before the ball is in the catcher’s mitt.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah Ryan

Cause that helps…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Blew his ass away
Wooo Shit

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Kemp could have done that!

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't believe Zimmerman is not on the team

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't wait to see Infante

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing....

Just like I can’t wait for my first prostate exam.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Dre

may get a look here in the 2nd.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Cano FAIL

Our man’s coming up… Unless we might be Giants…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Endre vs Price will be a CLASSIC match-up

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun be hot

good time for a 2 – 0 NL lead

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

How pissed would Dodger fans be to see Andre pinch hit for?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Faka

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah damn it!!!

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

vs. Lee?

Eep.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Price might be done...

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Do teen agers smile for their parents?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently Joe Girardi was unavailable for Apple

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fabio Capello too.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sklar Tweet
@SklarBrothers How creepy is that iPhone commercial with the young girl with the braces if that actually wasn’t her father trying to get her to smile?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't see what that girl is doing with glasses and a ponytail

what is this, She’s All That?

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

works for me.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh now I get 4E

yes, the BB girl is no 4E. Maybe the ultimate fantasy girl

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

4E? Is that a Zombieland reference?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

State Farm commercial…

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"You just can't trust anyone.

 The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. "

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We didn't get that reaction

When GA was in your house…

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by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I want Vlad to hit a home run

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by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the dumbest video I’ve seen

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanna know

who the producer of that video was

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes I feel like Joe Buck

is smarter than he has to play for National TV. He’s subtly subversive on occasion

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

he does have a massive dome.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for the NL

but Longo’s a DIIIIIIIIRTBAAAAAAAAG!!!!!

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Evan!

I only get one of those

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by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse All-Star defensive outfield to ever start a game?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny jumps to mind.

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He meant all three OFs

Ethier, Braun, Hart

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

total outfield not one player

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by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, any outfield with Manny in it.

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braun, the anti- Ichiro on defense

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FOX replay FAIL

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ethier caught it!

Woo hoo!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Andre with the incredible play

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Dre just said

trade Kemp for Brandon League…..I got this shit!

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA KEMP

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

no plz

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is joke

In Soviet Russia, Kemp DFAs you.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In soviet russia fly balls dive for matt kemp

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream the other night

I was reading TBLA — yeah, I dreamt about TBLA — and Kemp was traded. I woke up in a panic.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly

did you rec my comment?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now I did

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ETHIER UZR!

wtf is he doing playing LF out there in CF?

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimenez, good work.

Bring on JJ.

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Andre time

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What did Andre do?

I missed the play when I went to tell my mom Evan hit a double. She works at the same school with his aunt.

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

We were working the sarcasm meter

simple fly ball to CF

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made a diving, spectacular, unbelievable play at CF

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dre with a leadoff Bomb

Because how many times have you seen a guy make a good play in the OF and then hit a bomb in his next AB?

I hate it when this is said during highlights

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

statistically supported statement.

oh wait, the other thing. Stupid statement.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Endre

it can be endre time in the 3rd inning right?

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Winning run in the 3rd? Sure, why not?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps Dre will be bolstered by the sheer beardyness of the beard on deck.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

is everyone being forced to wear these helmets?

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha a FIRE! sale.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a good AB by Ethier

Might be his last AB…

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers fail

I wonder how the Eric experiment is going

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Kind of boring so far

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could be with us

you picked poorly

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not every supergroup

turns out to be Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Sometimes you just get Asia.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think that was Europe

but I defer to Eric on such things. Asia was “Heat of the Moment”.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you sir

Final Countdown > Heat of the Moment

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like saying

A .44 in the left eye > A .45 in the right eye.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all sir!

At work, I play The Final Countdown every night for the team!

No one over 25 yrs old and they love it!

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

you are quite funny

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't judge by the counting stat

There are a lot of misses amongst those few hits.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

figured we might see that against a lefty

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

all star game would be way better if...

if the teams were able to pick who the pitchers for the opposing team were

by mintxcore on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Not happening Tim

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

 Back to Back Strike out

by bisonenergy on Jul 13, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yadier Molina

greatest offensive catcher ever

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Buck reverse jinx in effect

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh sure the worst hitter in the game gets a single

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

And runs to 2nd like a Molina

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh No it is Ratzenfield time

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a special night

because his Petite’s kids are older now? It’s special because of biology?

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Sure they can enjoy it now

and they couldn’t when they were just toddlers. Man are all Berkley chicks such cynics

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

biology is special

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

As someone with no kids

I can say with complete authority that it is cooler for both father and sons for 12 & 15 year olds to experience this than 6 & 3 year olds

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to need a metric to measure this.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWKWANT

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't think it merited a sideline reporter moment

I mean everyone there has kids, who are older now

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sideline reporters are quite possibly the worst thing in all of sports.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like when they get women to do the courtside interviews of NBA players. Like…THEY ARE SHORT. NBA PLAYERS ARE TALL. WHAT?!

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that moment in every interview

when they crane their neck and raise the mic, to a man bending over

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont' think anything merits a Rosenfield comment

Now Erin Andrews can say anything she wants about anything she wants

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy John

Chicago – LA – NY

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ made Ichiro look like a FOOL

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG Ichiro looked feeble. How often does that happen

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro K

That’s rare…

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Ichiro look so bad in an at-bat.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That was Kruk against Randy Johnson feeble

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a formula

I saw [x], so of course this means [y], despite infinite possibilities of reality [z]

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

His fastball has been incredible this year.

by bisonenergy on Jul 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

NL pitchers trying to mess up Jeter’s face

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

what happens when Jeter has to be moved from SS?

He’s not going to play for another team. Does he go to the OF? He’s not going to displace A-Rod at 3B.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DH? LF?

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

rocking chair
like the ss from Baltimore

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he and Cano can switch.

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will move to 3rd

Arod to DH and Tulo wil be the SS

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YIKES

sadly, that makes so much sense.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

So one more at bat for 'Dre?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Furcal a career SS?

or will he eventually shift to 2nd (and risk tearing first basemans arm off?)

by EephusBlue on Jul 13, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuo time!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Leg Kick!

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So Europe and Asia were music groups

and Toto sang Africa. It’s like a geography lesson

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s certainly not a music lesson.

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was dangerous

Could have broken his wrist…

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun!

Nice catch by the one guy sort of playing in the right place in the OF!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Braun says FU to ichiro.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Who would Kuo come in to face? Mauer?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Wanted to see me some Hong-Chih Kuofax

Hope he has a chance to come in a bit later.

by Talka1ot on Jul 13, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

 Wright 2 hit a game.

by bisonenergy on Jul 13, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully Dre gets to hit

with 2 on base. That would not suck.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

and against a Righty!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Not well played, Mauer

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw was so bad it went into RCF. Didn’t see

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn't a gottn to third anyhow

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

David Wright

needs to be looking toward CF on the slide in case of the overthrow… NOT fundamental baseball

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe Mauer pretending he is Stephen Drew

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's a lie

Andy LaRoche will start this game next year.

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to back it up Torii.

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Dunno, but

Donnelly sure would have.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Wright would've been gunned at the plate?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

At a boy Andre!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

to hard

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ETHIER COMES THROUGH!

Damn. If Wright had only gone to 3rd on the bad throw in the first place.

Hey McCarver loves Ethier!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit

Dre shoulda had a RBI! Dre getting some love

by EephusBlue on Jul 13, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

That was an awful throw. a decent throw gets him by 15 feet.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh glory

Andre getting some announcer love on National TV. That does not suck.

/Litotes

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hamilton was playing him really shallow. that and the fact Ethier hit the shit out of the ball mad it the right decision to hold the runner.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey Hart fails

You made us proud Lake Show! 2009 and 2010 BACK 2 BACK CHAMPS!

by sumo390 on Jul 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking sunglasses at night….

by silverwidow on Jul 13, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Smart move dare I say

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember when Martin was an All Star for that matter :-(

only 2 years ago…

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

brilliant first half in 2008

caught the last bazillion innings of the all-star game and has sucked ever since

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anaheim Dodgers of Los Angeles

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier is staying in the game, for now

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

per that shot of the lineup card

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And per that shot of him at 1st base ;-)

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man... that ball carried. Just got under it.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm waiting for

African Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

zulu

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuo

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Dre still in the game

by EephusBlue on Jul 13, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LEG KICK!

Threat condition orange.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ethier out

Kuo in

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope, Endre is still in too.

by Talka1ot on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dre in right. still in

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier's still in. He moved over.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently

oh happy day. This is the best ASG ever!

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo throwing that change up more and more.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa. Is he going a full inning?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

knowing manuel...

he might be going the next two innings haha

by mintxcore on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god. That'd be just like him.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

tried to baby that 2-2 change

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoulda come in to face the lefties!

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Soup Campbell

has a serious man crush on Kuo.

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Heath Bell and Broxton in a sumo match

I’d pay to see that

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

lol oh man

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

shit. i feel awful for him

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

oh man

not what i wanted. not atall.

by EephusBlue on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuofuck

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, Kuo fail :-(

Was he throwing one of those world cup balls?

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Jabulani’d

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010

by K3vo on Jul 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn't pick up Ethier

so Kuo says “Fuck you guys”

You made us proud Lake Show! 2009 and 2010 BACK 2 BACK CHAMPS!

by sumo390 on Jul 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Shades of Drew

poor guy

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

just dont overthrow….please

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

After Kuo Ks Kano and Krawford

It will boil down to him and Torii Hunter

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he just got nervous on that throw.

Makes me sad though.

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by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he's just nervous period

poor guy

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, he made a mistake. give it up. the guy has been unbelievable for us.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we care what the idiotic mainstream national news says because….?

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care

but many here seem to care what the National media says about Dodger players.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And i have no clue why.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well to make it worst

Kuo should have gotten out of that inning with no damage if everything goes the exact same way if he gets the guy out at first.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone must

it gets a lot of play on TBLA when the national media doesn’t respect the blue by the posters

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

"we" don't

i heard a local (Maryland) guy blas the pick of Broxton because of his one outing against the Yankees on National TV. It’s a fucking joke

by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bearface lives in Maryland?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

your kin told Bearface to go fuck himself

it was kinda Epic

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Bearface"

posted about how Broxton was shit and yadda yadda yadda.

He was just a troll that was here to annoy Dodger fans.

Your brother sent him packing with the phrase “Go fuck yourself!”

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I'm up to speed, thanks

Although “kin” and “go fuck yourself” seem to go hand in hand for us

by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The synopsis doesn't really do the whole episode justice

But that is the gist of it.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

hey hey, whattaya say

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

can’t wait for Arthur Rhodes to close this game up

by mintxcore on Jul 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mauer not so bright on that

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

all these considered, that could have been worse

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Get out of my head, Ollie! :)

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre got a hit

on casual fan day #1. So I’m good no matter what happens.

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are my spidey senses tingling thinking that somewhere on the Rockies blog

people are commenting about how Kuo shouldn’t have been an ALl Star and CarGo should’ve been.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 13, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i just hope Kuo's ASG mistake

ends up being more like Gagne’s in 2003 than Chan-Ho Park’s in 2001. Gagne continued his dominance and won the Cy Young while Park’s career never recovered from giving up that jack to Cal Ripken Jr.

by ishXdavid on Jul 13, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

He just threw a wet towel on his own face.

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeh....

thats what killed Park’s career all right

Rudimentary creatures of flesh and blood, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

by nolander on Jul 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude will be fine. as long as his arm allows it, he’ll be extremely effective.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to go back all the way to 2006 to find the last Dodger to lose an ASG

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the last Dodgers to give up an ER?

by Julio Nievas on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bills last year I think

by draft dodger on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

But has the the loser of the ASG ever done it without giving up a hit?

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo allowed no hits

one walk, one reach on error, one fly out, one ground out. His arm didn’t explode. Win.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly. It would have been great to see him strike out the side, but as long as he is healthy, its a okay for me.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

one burbon, one scotch, and one beer …

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 13, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

An Ethier jersey with Angel numbers and font

chalk that one up to do not want

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Get some runs NL

so all can be forgotten with Kuo

by keithc13 on Jul 13, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

My hunch

the kid was extremely nervous knowing that his whole country was watching.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and I bet

he still got a standing O in bars all across Thailand

Look at that, he hit the f*cking bull! Guy gets a free steak!

by Josie Becker on Jul 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thailand?!

How would you react if I referred to the school in Berkeley as “Stanford”?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a Dodger chat room

or a fucking goegraphy lesson? And leave her alone, she just couldn’t get into SC.

by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier for MVP

2 putouts, 1 hit, 1 should’ve been RBI…

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves

by angelofdeath on Jul 13, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Only pitcher to lose an ASG without giving up a hit was Jim Bunning in 1963

by Eric Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

are you trying to say Kuo is going to go on to become a shitty Congressman?

by mintxcore on Jul 13, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

After he throws a no-hitter in each league first.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Buck, borrowing a goalie mask from the Maple Leafs!

by mintxcore on Jul 13, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

If Loney was at first, Kuo wouldn't have made that error

just another intangible he contributes that you stat nerds can’t measure.

by Chad Moriyama on Jul 13, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly "CBWMBWP"

or “Caught Balls While My Boy Was Pitching”

by Greg Stephen on Jul 13, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

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