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Dodgers Open Four-Game Set With Mets

One night after Dodger Stadium held Japanese-American Community Night, it will host just the sixth meeting between two Japanese starting pitchers, as Hiroki Kuroda takes on Hisanori Takahashi of the Mets:

Japanese Starting Pitching Duels in MLB
Date Road Home Result
5/7/99 Mac Suzuki (Sea) Hideki Irabu (NYY) NYY 10, Sea 1
7/22/00 Hideo Nomo (Det) Mac Suzuki (KC) Det 2, KC 0
6/19/02 Mac Suzuki (KC) Tomo Ohka (Mon) Mon 6, KC 3
5/9/07 Daisuke Matsuzaka (Bos)  
Tomo Ohka (Tor) Bos 9, Mon 3
6/19/09 Kenshin Kawakami (Atl) Daisuke Matsuzaka (Bos)  
Atl 8, Bos 2

Lineups

Mets      Dodgers
SS Reyes SS Furcal
CF Pagan LF Carroll
3B Wright RF Ethier
1B Davis CF Kemp
RF Francoeur 3B Blake
LF Carter
1B Loney
C Thole 2B Belliard          
2B Castillo C Martin
P Takahashi   P Kuroda

The Dodgers swept the Cardinals in a three-game series at home this year, then got swept in a four-game set in St. Louis. Let's do the same with the Mets, who swept the Dodgers at home in a three-game series in April.

Get your guesses in for Xeifrank's game simulation here.

Game Time: 7:10 p.m.

TV: KCAL

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pitch will be thrown at 7:10PM by somebody who has never been in my kitchen.

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

You better be happy

Hideki Irabu has never been in your kitchen. You’d be broke and hungry.

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, we are really dropping the ball on start of thread sequences. Perhaps that is the reason for the poor play of late?

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when I went on vacation this site went to hell.

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess

maybe someone shouldn’t be so selfish and should take vacation in Jan/Feb!

:)

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

who does Xei think he is, Mike White???

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My vacation has been postponed to December (work related not Dodger related.)

Australia, here I come.

by Michael White on Jul 22, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy a Trent Oeltjen ABQ jersey to wear!

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

See

Way to think it through, MW!

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, we are really dropping the ball on start of thread sequences. Perhaps that is the reason for the poor play of late?

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phineas and Ferb night tonight

from the Dodgers:

Phineas and Ferb will be on hand before the game and will serve as the honorary bat boys, the show’s creators, Dan Povenmire and Swampy Marsh, will throw out the ceremonial first pitch and actress Caitlyn Taylor Love of Disney XD’s "I’m In the Band" will perform the National Anthem and sing God Bless America during the seventh inning stretch

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea who they are

I am old and out of touch.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither do I

just passing along info.

I hope Mike and Brandon don’t know either so we can be 5 for 5.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden sombrero!

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If all 5 hit

is it a Golden Shower……

{ducks and hopes to avoid “Go Fuck yourself.”}

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Povenmire is a friend of a friend, so I know who they are.

It’s a top-rated cartoon series on the Disney channel. It’s pretty funny for a show aimed at kids.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if

Greg Maddux is in the locker room.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The TBLA

Managers/Editors/Minor League Experts locker room….

Only the Strong Survive!

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were Maddux

and Moises Alou ever on the same team?

by TurnItDown on Jul 22, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think so

Neither were Maddux and Pedro Guerrero.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lauged audibly

so I had to rec it.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are some kind of disney show or something

I thought it was animated though, so idk, lol.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have seen them for a few seconds trying to find a cartoon for the daughter to watch.

Not that impressive

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no idea Takahashi

was LH until I saw the lineup.

Takahashi must be like Smith.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross Thoughts

Good man to get us from now to Sandman, Lambo, or Trayvon. He is one of those strange birds who bats right and throws left, which I why I thought he was a switch hitter when I first saw him facing a LHP. He’s got a good arm, can play every outfield position. Has a lifetime .947 OPS against LHP, might be the perfect platoon for Paul.
http://www.fangraphs.com/statsplits.aspx?playerid=1760&position=OF&season=0

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

i just find it annoying that

if colletti does acquire him, we’re probably going to give up more for him then what we received for him a couple of years ago.

by npurcell on Jul 22, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben Kozlowski was the shit! :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

REPKO

knocked out Furcal and sent Ross to the Reds. He killed us, or I’m probably remembering this wrong, but I know we had to waive Ross because of a Roster crunch. Wouldn’t be the first time Ned went with the wrong outfielder.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basically we had to chose between Werth, Ross, and Repko. Keep in mind not choosing Repko meant sending him to the minors.

Oops.

by regfairfield on Jul 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Werth was injured. It was between Ross, Repko and Jose Cruz Jr.

by silverwidow on Jul 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cruz we ended up letting go anyway:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josh shirley officially to Washington, if anybody cares.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Football. Hes one of the dumbasses involved in the theft at UCLA. .

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I thought maybe the Nationals had a new player that I needed to know about.

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’d love to see Husky fans give UCLA fans crap for Neuheisel’s discipline now. Sarkisian is such a joke, the guy’s under investigation for a felony. He could’ve even wait until it got settled?

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasnt a big fan of letting them out of their LOI’s because that really isnt a punishment. Shirley will go up to UW, which is a beautiful school, and compete to start immediately with zero repercussions. I would have preferred something like a 6 game suspension which keeps them in school, but is also a hell of a lot more significant than being granted a free pass to get recruited again.

Shirley also felt that he was a victim in this whole thing. The dude was a lookout while the idiot cousins stole something from another student. Man up and take your punishment instead of pouting and looking for sympathy. The whole thing is just ridiculous, and just leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really does

Neuheisel was making a statement that he’s running a clean program, and while I commend him for it, this hurts UCLA more than the kids. Like you said, this is hardly a punishment at all for Shirley. We’ll see how the Richardson’s case ends up – i get the sense that they’re more committed to ending up at UCLA in the end. They committed to the school itself, while i think Shirley committed to Neuheisel.

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wonder how much of the punishment came from Neu and how much came from the admin. The richardson’s might come back, and that would be a big step for them. I doubt they will, but it would show something that they just didnt run away. they probably were going to redshirt anyways, so it doesnt cost them a ton in terms of pt this year (although they will be a year behind).

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

one big key

is that the Richardsons would’ve both redshirted almost for sure, while Shirley is capable right now of playing in college. I don’t think UCLA would’ve redshirted him, and I bet Washington won’t either. So the Richardsons can come back last year without really losing any time.

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would lose a year being on the scout team and just working out with the team. Shirley didnt want to swallow the one year, and really, I cant blame him. As an 18 year old, he thought that the punishment was excessive and that he had a chance to get early playing time at a school he heavily considered. I probably would have made the same choice, but i would take the opposite view as a parent or person giving guidance. Take your medicine for your crime and honor your commitment.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to learn as I go here Eric

You did the Angels-Rangers lineups via text, and the Mets-Dodgers up there is that a widget? Or no, that’s a table, did you do the HTML yourself?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You didn’t get invited to the training seminar?

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I do the HTML myself here because I like the layout.

It’s easier on SBN LA to just do them via text in that format.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

some of the formatting is clunky in those “updates” in the streams.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

More on Thole per Baseball HQ
Mets say Thole to get more playing time

In a surprise move late Tuesday, the Mets cleared roster space for Oliver Perez (LHP, NYM) by demoting Justin Turner (2B, NYM) and keeping 23 year-old Josh Thole (C, NYM). Mets manager Jerry Manuel indicated immediately, “If we’re going to keep him, we have to play him more.” Thole hit his first major league home run on Tuesday night and has been on fire at the plate, hitting .500 in 24 AB since his June 25 callup. What can we expect from him going forward?

Clearly, Thole won’t continue his current 55% hit rate, but along with good luck, he has displayed excellent plate skills in his small major league sample size, with an 88% contact rate, a 1.33 batting eye, and a .317 xBA. He has a history of hitting for a solid average. In 53 AB for the Mets last season, he hit .321, and he’s a career .291 hitter in the minors. He should continue to hit for average. What Thole won’t do is hit for much power. His current league-average PX is the result of the small sample size, as his MLE PX last season was only 61, and his career high for homers in a season is five. He may struggle some on defense, as he is relatively new to the catcher position and is still learning.

Thole’s increased playing time will come at the expense of Rod Barajas (C, NYM). Barajas put on a power display with 11 home runs in April and May, but he has struggled mightily in June and July. He has no homers in his last 93 AB, and he has hit only .135 with a PX of 17 in the past month. His 17% hit rate promises some improvement, but his xBA of .150 for the past month and .234 for the season say not to expect much. Obviously, the playing time apportionment between Barajas and Thole will be a developing arrangment.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OT Theo Ratliff

to the Lakers. 1.3 million replacing Josh Powell who went to Atlanta today.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Once upon a time

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can backup Gasol and Odom and provide the defense missing after they trade Bynum for Paul :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was a good player in the 70’s

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

chris paul

he apparently wants out of NO…short list magic knicks lakers

by npurcell on Jul 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Ed Ratiliff

Theo’s (grad)dad?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should’ve been 3-0 but Guillen did his best Reed Johnson.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was pretty bad. Betemit probably snuck his hand in there, but guillen basically walked the last 20 feet.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take that back. He wasnt even tagged and was clearly safe.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Announcers for the Yanks confirm this

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should be 3-0

Betemit gets thrown out a 2nd about 1/2 step before Guillen crosses home.

+298 is a fun line

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lowering the Boom Boom

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boom Boom with a 1.122 OPS entering todays game.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He plays third like thrid these days

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

than I retract my correction!

by TurnItDown on Jul 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will the Rays hunt them down?

With Pettite gone, Burnett sucking, and Hughes about to hit a huge wall, CC better be ready to pitch every fourth day like he did for the Brewers down the stretch. Good time to have excess pitching to wave the Yankee way.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both probably make it regardless unless Boston goes on a big run. But, the Rays could take the division for sure.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. Yankees will probably add another piece if they feel the need. Rays too. Should be fun. Go Rays!

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston is adding Bucholz and Beckett this week

Hermida next week
Ellsbury a few weeks away
V Martinez next week
Pedroia – not sure

That is some big bullets coming back.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may

but we have to consider what the yankees will do before the deadline. Do they go and get another arm?

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we have to see who they go and get. If they get Haren or Oswalt, that will suck for the Sox and Rays.

and the rest of MLB for that matter

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short lived

Yankees tied it and are about to take the lead.

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

per the Dodgers
Carlos Monasterios will start for the #Dodgers on Saturday

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

pretty much guaranteeing that the Dodgers will be acquiring a starter within the next 9 days or so

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monk, J-Mac tag team.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my best Clay Davis- “Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.”

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe that was the plan all along

Give them each a start unless McDonald shows them something really good.

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind if it was for Ely

since J-Mac is needed in the bullpen. But there is no point to have Monasterios start right now.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand he won 4 championships, but damn, he really is an awful manager from the game aspect of things. He might be Yoda in the clubhouse, but he is a bumbling fool when it comes to making baseball decisions.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine being a fly on the wall

While Torre and his coaches strategize for the upcoming games? Sausage factory syndrome, I fear.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And agreed 100%

After JMac’s start, Torre even said that even though the results weren’t great, he did like what he saw in how JMac pitched.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

But no worries. Broxton will just have a 10 out save that night.

by KellyStephen on Jul 22, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only explanation

Is he really really really thinks we need J Mac to help stabalize the pen. Otherwise, fuck joe torre.

by nolander on Jul 22, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing with a short bench to keep Sherrill around. This needs to stop, NOW.

by silverwidow on Jul 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit pay attention

I get paid by the reply

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to pitch in

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

just trying to help :)

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's to high

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB needs to get a bulldozer

and move the right field wall back another 20 feet in the new Yankees stadium.

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Sat through the live blog of the Whedon/JJ Abrams panel at Comic-Con. Only thing of note was that Whedon made it official that he is directing the Avengers movie, which so far has Iron Man, The Hulk, Black Widow, Thor and Captain America

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

avengers

I dont get how theyre just assuming that Thor and Cap are going to be big hits. What do you do with an Avengers movie if the only popular character in the whole thing is Tony Stark?

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jul 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I assume Spiderman will be involved

though I dunno if the reboot happens before or after Avengers, and Wolverine is still in play. I just haven’t heard them officially added to the roster yet.

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think spiderman is too tied in with Sony to get him into a Disney/Marvel movie. Always thought avengers was just Iron Man, Hulk, Cap and Thor.

And Ant Man.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jul 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spiderman cannot be involved because of the license with Sony

I’m surprised they are getting the Hulk.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be a big hit, people were saying the same thing about Iron Man.

Marvel on their own without the interference of the other studio’s is putting out quality stuff. The Avenger movie would be a good time to bring in Namor as he rises up in the middle of the Gulf Oil Spill to destroy the Oil Industry.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't say I have

I just have faith Marvel will make it work.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ODIN

come on, they have the greatest actor in the world playing ODIN. Not a fan of the hammer though.

LOKI looks right, Thor looks to pretty, they need some rough edges on him. Once he goes through the Earth deal, he’ll toughen up.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Black Widow should draw you back in

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes she will.

Mrs. Reynolds FTW!

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scarlett Johanssen is my future wife

Oh I love her :)

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do know the story of how

the character was named?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You gonna tell us?

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the answer

but don’t wanna jump on David’s toes

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The producers and/or writers had a list of traits and characteristics for this yet-unnamed character

At the top of the list they wanted men to be attracted to her and they abbreviated male (or men) as “M.” and wrote

M. appeal.
Does that jibe with your story Josie?

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

dah

They sat around with big stogies, talking in cockney accents and said "Oy. So we want his skirt to appeal to men. She’s gotta have man appeal. Samantha Peel. Mantha Peel. M. Peel. Blimey, that’s it blokes, Emma Peel!

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Josie’s better since she assumes British people begin every sentence with Oy.

by regfairfield on Jul 22, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume cockney people in London begin sentences with Oy

y’all generalized that to an entire country, like people from California say Ahvahd when they mean Harvard, and Boston folk use the world like as a pause, and like folk in Minnesota say folk and y’all.

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

People from Minnesota do talk like that.

We drove across the country in 1996, just after seeing the movie “Fargo.” We got to Minneapolis late and went to a bar to eat. But we couldn’t get service.

Finally, we caught a waitress’s eye and asked if we could order. she said, in a heavy Minnesota accent, “Oh ya, sure. We’re all just super excited cause the Olympic torch is about to pass by donchaknow. So we’re all outside. But ya sure, I’ll take your order.”

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

My best man

grew up in NW Minnesota and attended college across the river from Fargo. The accents in the movie Fargo are not exaggerated in the slightest.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

At any rate, I was trying to channel this man

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My British accent is just me adding Oy to every sentence. I figure since I’m British I won’t get beat up.

by regfairfield on Jul 22, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they cast it very well

although there must be an assist given to wardrobe.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna rec this because no one else will. Also because I stir my tea anti-clockwise.

That said, that movie kinda sucked.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean the Avenger movie - that was blood awful

it did a disservice to when of the coolest shows of the 60’s.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did y'all get exposed to Brit tely

before cable and the internet?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

PBS

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

PBS, with the circular antenna to pick up the UHF signal

and a few syndicated shows picked up locally.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

PBS has exposed me to movie classics

like The Philadelphia Story. Sometimes I feel like I missed something with access to pretty much everything. But I dunno what it is I missed.

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr WhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you followed the remake at all?

I’m all about David Tennant as the Doctor. I also love the Battlestar Remake.

I’m being all young, remaking your childhoodz

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you watch

The Electric Company?

They have started it back up again.

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Lehrer

actually wrote a few songs for the old Electric Company. One, about adverbs, was called “L-Y”. The others were “Silent E”, “O-U (The Hound Song)” and “S-N (Snore, Sniff, and Sneeze)”. Now, Lehrer writing songs about English targeted to children should be a funny concept to some of you.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

filth i’m proud to say is in the mind of the beholder
when correctly viewed
EVERYTHING is lewd
i could tell you things about peter pan
and the wizard of oz — there’s a dirty old man!

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, that sort of thing, plus the fact that he is a mathematician (I know you know that).

I will refrain from posting the entire lyrics of the hilarious “Vatican Rag” here; should be easily googled though.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bride still looks at me askance

whenever I say, “you can’t take three from two two is less than three so you look at the four in the tens place…”

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually did

base 8 arithmetic in the late 60s or early 70s.

But can you sing “The Elements”?

You do have the CD box set “The Remains of Tom Lehrer” I hope.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course i have it!

But I get screwed up on the elements. never bothered to sit down and learn it. I could memorize it, but didn’t, and now I don’t have the time.

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by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully understand that.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I barely remember the Electric Company. I watched Sesame Street and Mr Rogers Neighborhood.

We only watched cartoons on Saturday mornings!

Get off my lawn!

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My saturday morning cartoons

had X’s and Z in the titles to make them Xtreme, like Xtreme Boox Xub and Turtlez Rulez

But mister, our baseball went back there!

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember the premiere of the animated

Jackson 5ive show.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is where

somebody inserts that picture of the girl robot from Small Wonder all grown up

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like

the picture on the right of the billboards that advocate stopping Meth use….

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine looked less cracked out

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't she look like she'd be

psycho-wild in bed? She does provide a lot of hair to pull though.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

She looks as if

her psycho-wild behavior would not be limited to the bedroom

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PBS exposed me to Monty Python

’nuff said.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia

You expose yourself to British sitcoms.

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by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Soviet Russia, no is sitcoms. In Soviet Russia, British expose you. Yourself.

by berkowit28 on Jul 22, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

when instead of one, I love it when by brain and hands are working in harmony

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabathia is no ACE. 3-2 Royals.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

he just can't handle pitching on national TV

I mean, MLB Network is technically national :)

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLB Network is showing this game?

That’s sad.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they send a crew or just hijacking the YES feed?

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's their crew i think

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol yep all the way in LA too

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably gotta get the Royals on at least once this year.

Gonna be against the Yankees, if they are gonna be on.

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's their regional coverage

and the only other options are MIN-BAL or MIL-PIT. Not exactly a great lineup

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did KC score the 3rd run?

GameChannel is messed up and still shows 2-2 and has changed the base runners but not explained why.

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They give the score 3-2 now

But here is their inning summary when the did score one run.

- M. Aviles singled to shallow right
- W. Bloomquist singled to left, M. Aviles to second
- Y. Betancourt flied out to center
- S. Podsednik singled to shortstop, M. Aviles to third, W. Bloomquist to second
- J. Kendall struck out swinging
- W. Bloomquist stole third, S. Podsednik stole second
- D. DeJesus struck out swinging
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 3 Hits, 0 Errors)

by Xeifrank on Jul 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aviles scored on that single. Which went into center field.

Though Jeter if he had any range would’ve had.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter’s fielding skills on display there. wow, that was pathetic.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost put a note to you in the game thread for that, too :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s funny. Today was the first time ever that I thought I might see one…something like, “And for Robotmadeofnails enjoyment, tonight’s game is on KCAL”

by robotmadeofnails on Jul 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a reminder, next week will also have Tuesday and Thursday on KCAL

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost put a note to you in the game thread for that, too :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those stuck with the SNY network should be in good hands (MLB Extra Innings). They have a great production and their PBP crew is one of the best.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am in the south bay

so i can endorse this kcal broadcast as well

by MammothDodger on Jul 22, 2010 5:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

NBA Jam?

I can’t wait for that release

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would it take to get Ross?

doesn’t really look like Marlins need position players, so some pitching yes?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

ChadMoriyama In. RT @ed_price: #Rays said to be shopping BJ Upton. #Dodgers could use a bat, and Tampa has some interest in RHP James McDonald.

That’ll work

by Michael White on Jul 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, it’ll take more than that.

by silverwidow on Jul 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

throw in a sherril and an Anderson and you have yourself a brand new Upton sir! We’ll even pay the registration fee!

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

Seems ridic – Tampa has more pitching then any organ in baseball. I think he said they would want the farm and he thought they meant McDonald.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+$1.00

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, very true. that team doesnt have much use for him and they wouldnt trade upton for a bullpen piece.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Ka-ching!

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remain skeptical. I don’t know how to take rumors that involve the Dodgers fleecing another team.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Ned said he wanted a BJ

and the price was McDonald

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get your dollar now.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could he get BJ McKay

and his best friend Bear for McDonald?

That is worth considering…

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

B. J. Hunnicutt for McDonald?

Could have Honeycutt and Hunnicutt on the coaching staff.

BTW, did you know that Rick’s full first name isn’t Richard, it’s Frederick? I did not know that.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 22, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Upton really worth the cost? He had one great year, but he seems pretty average now.

by robotmadeofnails on Jul 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

Rays have a better CF in AAA in Desmond Jennings who won’t cost anything near what BJ will make in arbitration. does anyone know how much he will make next year?

by SeanMillerSavior on Jul 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desmond Jennings 10/30/86 – no major league time
BJ Upton 8/21/1984 – 2159 plate appearances

HIs next 2,000 plate appearances are going to be much much better then his first 2000 plate appearances.

Desmond Jennings is going to be a roto star with his stolen bases, but will he be any better the BJ Upton? I doubt it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus Desmond

has been hurt quite a bit in his minor league career.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atfer Upton's breakout 2007 season

He’s been a pretty huge dissapointment in TB. . . Over the past 2 years hes put up 800 Ab’s of .238 avg, with around a .315 OBP and .700 OPS. Only time will tell I guess, but I don’t really agree with the:

HIs next 2,000 plate appearances are going to be much much better then his first 2000 plate appearances.

by SeanMillerSavior on Jul 22, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had something long typed out and then i saw your post which is basically the same thing. I love Upton’s walk rate, but a .700 OPS over 1000 at bats is pretty brutal for a guy with his natural ability.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

his wOBA is right on par with Matt Kemp, and just like Kemp he has the skills to explode. Your paying for upside which is far better then settling for Cody Ross. JMO

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can be on board with this

by robotmadeofnails on Jul 22, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers should trade McDonald for Upton, then flip Upton for Maholm. Right? RIGHT? :)

by silverwidow on Jul 22, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upton for Granick

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just might do it

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

After the fued in the dugout...

and knowing they had Jennings, I began to have thoughts about him in Dodger blue, but not until next year. Getting him now would be amazing.

My twitter = @neufaustcan

by uclatroy on Jul 22, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha Ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upton

might be a real “change of scenery” guy. and I think I’d rather had him than Ross, though i got nothing against Cody.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 22, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Dejesus might have just broken his wrist

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess KC should have traded him

when they had the chance.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 22, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sherrill taking over as BP specialist?

by silverwidow on Jul 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was obvious when he was called up (even though his numbers vs LHB aren’t as good as GS)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter

with an inside the park homer. I think DeJesus may have broken his wrist on the play.

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

There go the Giants chances this year as DeJesus walks off of the field.

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

They'll just overpay for Corey Hart then

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez AND Bumgarner!

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weaver and Lee

Angels 5 games back of Texas in the West. Good game there.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLakers

Signing Theo Ratliff… That guy’s older than Methuselah

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

2 for Upton, 1 for Ross

Upton is making $3m this year; Ross $4.45m

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

think this might be a case of the Rays just wanting Upton gone?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 22, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil turned that BJ joke into two dollars.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what ---

no, wait, that’s not what she said.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are we putting him?

2nd base?

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I meant long term

He did come up as a middle-infielder…

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering Ned Colletti was the first one to call out Kemp on his defense, I think you’ve got to give him the benefit of the doubt here.

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by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah much better

And GA at 2nd base

/ducks

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

:Ethier in LF" summons a certain commenter named after a piece of furniture.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That idea should be tabled.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What chairman?

couchperson? tablesRfantastic?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 22, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Francoeur wants out

via beat writer Andy Martino:

"If there was an opportunity to play more somewhere else, that would be great," Francoeur said. "I love it here, but if they decide to go in a different direction, I would be happy to play somewhere else."

The emergence of Angel Pagan this season as one of the team’s best players, combined with the recent return of Carlos Beltran from offseason knee surgery, has severely limited Francoeur’s playing time. Jason Bay, in the first season of a four-year, $66 million contract, will remain in the starting lineup.

"I see the way things are going," Franceour said. "I see that certain guys have to play. I love it here, but I love to play."

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

You might wanna play better

Before you start whining

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait

I got it the other way around… Sorry…

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

right

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me miss, I speak Francoeur
I love it here, but if they decide to go in a different direction, I would be happy to play somewhere else.

Translates as: I don’t love it here. For the love of everything holy, please get me out of this deep, dark, stinking hole.

I see the way things are going. I see that certain guys have to play. I love it here, but I love to play.

They have chosen other people over me. Do they not realize I am the great Francoeur?! I shall zap them with my zap-ray eyes! Zap! Zap! Zap! ….did it work? No? Fuck.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Closer and closer to Maholm!

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww, ya just beat me!

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate would be the first

to tell us if he’s cleaning out his locker.

Whether it would be true or not is another story.

by TurnItDown on Jul 22, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

you’re gonna be remembered as a cougar hound.

The Ultimate Ned's Kind of Guy

by Humma Kavula on Jul 22, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t hate the player hate the game.

by Alex41592 on Jul 22, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Two words= Lexi Belle

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paul Maholm here we come!

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 22, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamie Moyer may have to go under the knife.

Does he need a little more time to recover, because of his age?

If so, he should be back in the Phillies rotation by the time he’s 54?

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Thought he was chasing 300 wins?

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he can pitch into his 80s. doesn’t he need like 50 more wins?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 22, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

33. Least he’s got in a year since 2004 is 11. He’d need to go until he’s 50 probably.

by regfairfield on Jul 22, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prostate?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 22, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another HR for Sands.

That’s a total of 27 in 328 ABs this year. eek

by pdotmac1 on Jul 22, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TJax up with Dodger trades story

Pitchers, Upton, and this:

The Dodgers probably are unlikely to trade either of their top two pitching prospects, right-handers Chris Withrow and Ethan Martin, or their top position prospect, shortstop Dee Gordon….Those are far from the only Dodgers prospects likely to draw interest from other clubs. Lefty Aaron Miller, their first pick in last year’s draft, is a hot commodity, as are right-handers Nate Eovaldi, Allen Webster, Elisaul Pimentel and Rubby De La Rosa along with outfielders Kyle Russell, Jerry Sands and Blake Smith.

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/mlb/news/story?id=5400034

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jul 22, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

[Actually not Upton, still a good read]

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jul 22, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carl Pavano pitching great again

Shit, somebody on the Dodgers staff better grow a ’stache…

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

How do you living beings deal cope with the threat of death?

Outbursts of anger.

General sluttyness.

Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.

hahahahah

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow

It’s like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on a drug trip.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 for fry

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching that episode right now

One of the best ones of the series :)

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My favorites:

The Devil’s Hands are Idle Playthings
The Farnsworth Parabox
Roswell That Ends Well
Future Stock

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roswell That Ends Well is my all-time favorite.

Next is the one with the brains invading earth and Fry has to defeat the giant brain.

Then the slurm factory episode.

Oh man, what a brilliant show.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you really can’t go wrong. The scene where fry is trying to teach the cast that has gone stupid from he brains is hysterical.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, who was the first president?

George Washington’s head in a jar

“Thomas Jefferson?”

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

NOOOOOOO!

But possibly yes.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone in the outfield in Ogden better move up

Now that Jon Garcia is healthy and Akins is up there… Problem is, the outfield is set at GL too…

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then these sunglasses are the curtains telling you to keep the fuck out!!!

by angelofdeath on Jul 22, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Gordon is hot. Just in time for the trade deadline.

by Julio Nievas on Jul 22, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Carls Jr.

market testing a foot long cheesburger:
http://eater.com/archives/2010/07/12/carls-jr-testing-footlong-cheeseburgers.php

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 22, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, good. I was worried that cardiologists didn’t have enough job security.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can't afford a cheeseburger gap

This will escalate

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 22, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The great fast food arms race”

Chapter in a history book in 10 years?

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hardee's and Carls Jr

are like Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb.

Same stuff, just different parts of the USA

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fighting words

Mr. Pibb is in no way near Dr. Pepper, good sir.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

my sister has a Dr. Pepper habit that would put you all to shame. It is borderline disgusting.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, Forrest Gump downing 12 of them in an hour?

by Julio Nievas on Jul 22, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr Pepper is my favorite drink

and I think they are interchangeable.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm only at strike 2?

I could have sworn I was on strike 1 with 2 outs.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of us is not the other one's clone after all

How dare you, sir? I should slap you with my dueling glove.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly you're the evil one

if you like Dr. Pepper. I challenge you…..TO KLAWBLACH!!!!!

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 22, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I choose the giant nut cracker as my weapon.

“well I woke up went outside had some toast…”

“SHUT UP!”

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask her how her day went.
Why would I want to know that?
You wouldnt, ask her anyway.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We must fly to Rome and exhume the body of St James

Didn’t we use to be a delivery company?

TO THE SHIP!

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 22, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are

basically the same thing.

My Mom is a Dr Pepper fan and she says that they are the same.

You callin my Momma a liar??????

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hardees/Carl’s Jr is a heart attack waiting to happen.

I used to love the Monster Burger from Hardees.

I couldn’t finish one now if you gave me all day.

by keithc13 on Jul 22, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking I need to go to Eegees for a flavor of the month.

"Go fuck yourself" -Eric Stephen 6-29-2010
"Oh honey, I'm chalk full of juju" -Maddz 7-15-2010

by K3vo on Jul 22, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodger attendance last year was 3.11 million, not 3.76 million

per Bill Shaikin:

However, the court filing revealed the Dodgers’ turnstile count last year was 3.11 million, the high in the McCourt era. The Dodgers exceeded that figure seven times from 1978-91, including four consecutive years from 1982-85, before the NL clubs started counting unused tickets in their attendance.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 22, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s interesting. 18% of tickets sold go unused?

Also, I think baseball tries really hard to keep that data secret?

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jul 22, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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