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Billingsley Has Had Success In San Diego

The Dodgers head into a three game series in San Diego with Chad Billingsley, returning to the site of his big league debut, four years ago. Billingsley has always pitched well in San Diego, including pitching 7 1/3 scoreless innings earlier this season.

Chad Billingsley Career Starts In San Diego
Date IP H R ER BB K Result
5/16/10 7.1 4 0 0 1 6 LA 1-0
9/29/09 6.0 2 2 2 5 5 SD 3-1
7/5/09 8.0 4 3 3 0 5 LA 7-6
4/8/09 6.0 2 2 2 4 4 LA 5-2
6/11/08 7.0 8 4 4 1 3 SD 4-1
9/2/07 7.0 4 0 0 1 9 LA 5-0
8/21/06 5.0 6 2 1 1 5 SD 4-2
6/15/06 5.1 6 2 2 2 3 LA 7-3
Totals 51.2 36 15 14
15 40 3-2, 2.44 ERA

Billingsley is coming off his best start of the season, a shutout against the Giants, the second shutout of his career. Since allowing three home runs in the first two innings to Arizona in the early start on Memorial Day, Billingsley has pitched 49 2/3 innings without allowing another home run.

Jon Garland gets the call for the Padres. He has had a rough stretch since the beginning of June, with a 5.47 ERA in nine starts, but it really just has been a matter of his luck changing from good to bad. Here's a look at his monthly results in 2010:

Jon Garland Month By Month 2010
Month Starts ERA FIP xFIP
April 5 2.57 4.68 4.55
May 6 1.85 3.88 4.16
June 5 5.28 3.63 4.29
July 4 5.73 6.33 4.99

Garland has enjoyed pitching in Petco Park this season, and who wouldn't? Even though he has nearly as many walks (33) as strikeouts (37) at home, he is 5-1 with a 2.51 ERA in San Diego.

Notes

  • Since the All-Star break, the Dodgers have only managed 25 runs in 11 games, and the only two Dodgers with a "second half" OPS over .800 are Rafael Furcal (.282/.404/.436) and Matt Kemp (.317/.370/.463).
  • Dodger starting pitchers have allowed one earned run in their last 37 innings, spanning the last five games
  • Casey Blake is hitting .286/.345/.571 with four home runs in 55 plate appearances in his career against Garland
  • Adrian Gonzalez is hitting .243/.378/.324 with no home runs in 45 plate appearances in his career against Billingsley
  • Not only will August 6 likely feature Clayton Kershaw against Stephen Strasburg at Dodger Stadium, but fans will also take home an 80s Night poster featuring something that looks like this.
  • The Dodgers are 4-1 against the Padres this season, and 24-8 against the NL West
  • Juan Castro, who was released by the Phillies earlier this season, has signed a minor league deal with the Dodgers, per Ed Price of AOL Fanhouse

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do I continue my streak of not watching Billz pitch (and therefore he wins) or should I try to see some of the game?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to watch eventually

Because otherwise you will miss at least 2 World Series games :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

i c wut u did there

I won’t be able to catch much, since I’ll be busy at the beginning, but hopefully he’ll go throw a CG again and I can catch the tail end of it before I stay up all night playing StarCraft II.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If your streak is true to form, maybe you shouldn’t watch. If he wins, you’ll be the true hero.

by Skunkburner on Jul 27, 2010 2:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes!!

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Describe Starcraft II

As a new PS3 player I’m looking for any games I may find interesting.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

And it’s basically StarCraft…but more awesome.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Zerg rush

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m gonna get my LAN party on tonight. :D

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCII

my roommate went to gamestop at midnight last night to get the game.

he connect his PC to our 55inch plasma in the living room with his wireless keyboard.

he effectively turned our tv room into his command center/Nexus/Hive

by npurcell on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or you could just watch in this case the top half of the innings and at home the bottom half of the inning. Just a thought that way you are not watching him pitch.

by vadodger on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lose Sherrill

Team players would work it out in the minors. We need arms in the pen.
He’s putting himself ahead of the team right now.
Whatever his problems are, he needs work and we need the roster spot.
Please tell George…and Joe too…make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Thanks for the good reading ya’all

by megaballs on Jul 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Taschner as well. He’s a LOOGY that walks nearly 5 per 9.

Horrid.

by silverwidow on Jul 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're both wrong

I’m going to keep harping on this until it gets noticed.

George Sherrill is not the problem. How he is being used is the problem. His walks are a little up but he is still tremendous against lefties.

Sherrill splits:

vs Lefties: .195 batting average against
vs Righties: .436 BAA

With Broxton, Kuo, Jansen and (hopefully soon) Bellisario, Sherrill can be used how he will be most successful..as a LOOGY. Taschner is taking up a relief spot only because Joe can’t figure it out.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lied, silverwidow is not wrong

Taschner blows.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

.320

8 K’s, 8 BB’s. Slug % of .341 also

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OPS+ of 96 against lefties, OPS+ of 223 against righties.

I mean, how much more obvious does it need to be? Not for any of you guys, but for the guy(s) making the decision.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

righties are OPSing 1.261 against him this year. that is horrid.

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should never have faced a righty to begin with.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're preaching to the choir

i’m not arguing for that…

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t trying to preach. Your comment just makes me all the more upset that he is used in such terrible situations for him.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need the roster spot

Who would you bring up? If we desperately need to replace the 12th guy in the bullpen, we have bigger issues to handle.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP .320

The point I am making is Sherrill’s at the point where many, possibly including himself, have no confidence in him. We aren’t paying him to be a $4mil LOOGY and 12th man. He’s better than that.

He needs to find what he lost and it seems to me he needs regular work out of the spotlight of the bigs and pennant race to do it.

Seems like he is rejecting the assignment for personal reasons only.

by megaballs on Jul 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

is he overpaid based on his current role? Of course. Is that his fault or his problem? Of course not.

If I had a past life of being a successful closer in the AL East I wouldn’t want to play in the minor leagues either.

I think his biggest issue is that his fastball used to be 90mph and now sits between 87-88. The guy is 33 years old and has pitched a ton of tough innings. Maybe he’s just losing it. Not everyone plays until they’re 40. Especially not guys who get abused every night in the toughest division in sports. He didn’t even have the Orioles Off Nights to rest on. Dude had to close out against the best of the best every night after being abused in the indy leagues.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I answered this below but

only fans and perhaps some management might feel this way but I certainly don’t believe any player would begrudge him that he get paid what he signed for and unless the Dodgers guarantee that, I don’t think he should go down to the minors.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another complete game shutout

would be nice tonight. i respectfully dislike the giants. i hate the padres. i hate ken caminitti, or at least his 1996 season. RIP in a non baseball way.

by Ian Capilouto on Jul 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t the Braves have some centerfield prospect playing at the beginning of last year? And, wasn’t he suppose to be the greatest thing ever?

by vadodger on Jul 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Shaeffer?

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was his name whatever happened to that kid?

by vadodger on Jul 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jordan Schafer

He started the year still hurting from his hand surgery. He’s now in AAA with a .553 OPS.

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?pos=LF&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=457788

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I question Eric's fortitude for this Billingsley post

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Billingsley has a 2.44ERA in San Diego. Clearly, we should trade him to the Padres for Kevin Correia and Tony Gwynn Jr.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Jr.'s (Dad) knows how to win!

Or something!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ivdown would LOVE this

Jason Grey, Scout and ESPN Insider writer, writes a story on Kershaw and how fast he’s developed to be one of the best pitchers in the NL. Goes on to say that the best is yet to come.

Link (Insiders only)

by Julio Nievas on Jul 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope the headline accurately reflects the content of the article.

/ESPN

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Can’t the editor of SB Los Angeles get Big SB to pony up for an Insider subscription?

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I do have an Insider subscription :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the end

if you want keen analysis and insights, you are probably going to have pay for it.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

burn

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course I pay for everything

Baseball Prospectus, ESPN Insider, and Baseball America.com

So I have a different perspective than most.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a tough call

I do because I find some stuff interesting but if you go there for just stats and things, I don’t know (also as a writer for SBN, you might have a pass key) Check with Eric.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think every good blogger at SB Nation should be insulted by that comment.

and I mean it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I chose to interpret

BH’s comment that we should add a PayPal donate button :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I meant down the road

Free blogs will eventually need to find a model that works out in the marketplace.

The fact that it works right now doesn’t mean that down the road, people should not pay something for the time and effort people put into it, advertising has not really worked yet.

Look, its great that a lot of people find the time to do solid work here and on other sites but I am not sure without some form of renumeration, it will go on indefinitely.

And by far, the most guaranteed model of that is a subscription site.

That’s all I am saying. Not saying its better, just saying its something that will have to be considered by sites not supported by other revenue streams.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That certainly works well for the writers of the site, but if there are other people willing to do the work for free, it’s a tough leap to make as a consumer.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No - teaching consumers to pay

is the biggest hurdle of all and may in fact be impossible.

Though one could have said the same thing about television 30 years ago.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would think for some of the SBN writers they could turn their SBN gig into a paid position (freelance) with one of the major sports publications. At the very least it would look good on a resume. I think in Eric’s case it would. Look at what Jon W turned his gig at the Baseball Toaster into? LA Times, SI, ESPN LA etc… I would think Bob T could make a profession out of writing.

by Xeifrank on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Ian could replace him at the LA Library

a win for everyone

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A paying gig is not a living wage gig

unless you truly do blog from your Mom’s basement.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but it is better than nothing

Even I make a few hundred bucks off of advertising on my blog and I don’t do much at all. Enough to pay for a weekend vacation in Victorville. :)

by Xeifrank on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

add a button

to buy a damn tshirt. I would love a way to support the work you guys do here.

by nolander on Jul 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

I’d rock my TBLA t-shirt to every game.

I want a big dodger blue shirt with eric’s picture in the middle that says ’Eric Stephen is MY Homeboy"

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come to TBLA night, and I will pose for a picture with you! :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be there

I’ll just be sitting baseline.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring

a big-ass zoom lens then.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 28, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've rec'd this

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have an insider account? The description sounds just awesome though :)

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to read this article! lol
Still, the trends continue to be encouraging for the 22-year-old southpaw. His strikeout rate continues to hold steady at more than 9.5 batters per nine innings, while his walk rate, which is remains higher than you would like, has dropped from 4.8 batters per nine to 3.9 this season, and it’s starting to help him address the criticism that he doesn’t go deep into games often enough, running his pitch count up too early. His innings pitched per start has increased in each of his seasons in the majors, and is at 6.2 this season.

Also, I tooted this horn before I knew about this article ;)

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we were all tooting this horn

but he never would have written the story if hadn’t read your fanpost first.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that's obvious, he's just riding my coat tails :)

I don’t think anyone had enough time on their hands to do the pointless searching that I did, though, haha.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The idea that anyone who would look out for himself

is not a team player is ridiculous, George Sherill doesn’t owe the Dodgers nor his teammates anything. He did not force the Dodgers to sign him to a contract, all he wants is to make sure he still gets paid what is owed to him. I don’t believe any of his teammates begrudge him for wanting that.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe the report was that it was his teammates telling him to make sure, no matter what happened, that he still got paid. Though, if he accepted the minor league assignment he still would have gotten his money.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

all he wants is to make sure he still gets paid what is owed to him.

How would he not get paid if he accepted the minor league assignment?

by silverwidow on Jul 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric has not been able to secure this bit of information

but its possible that by taking a minor league assignment, his MLB contract is no longer guaranteed.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has to do with him being

arbitration eligible, its a pretty technical issue and not one that comes up to often (considering most 5 year service time players don’t get sent down to the minors).

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is some question to that

I have been trying to confirm.

Even though his arbitration contract is “guaranteed” since he wasn’t cut before the season started, there is a clause for the minors. I can’t find it in the CBA, but in doing some digging it appears Sherrill won’t get paid his major league salary if he accepts the assignment.

Which, obviously, changes everything.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

Wow, Dodgers — you want him to go to the minors? Pay the man.

What a dick move by the team. I would do the same thing if I were Sherrill.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW

Eric (and I) are not implying they wouldn’t pay him what his contract says they owe him, we just can’t confirm that they have to pay him that amount.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand

but you would think that since Eric has brought it up, he would at least have received some sort of assurance — maybe on background or off the record — that if Sherrill were to accept such an assignment, that the Dodgers would do the right thing about the money. That Eric has checked/is checking and is not getting that confirmation may or may not be telling, but it’s certainly something to consider.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But here's the thing

I don’t know if there is a right or wrong thing here, Sherrill has not pitched well and it appears the Dodgers still want to keep him but just let him work it out in the minors. However, there could be an argument that one should not get paid the same if that was the case.

If they wanted to be rid of him, yes they could just cut him and pay him off, but for now, they have showed no signs of doing that.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe from what I read from his quotes was that he was willing to go down to the minors as long as the Dodgers gave him a timeframe by which he would have to come back up or be paid. The team was unwilling to do so, and was probably he’d choose to forfeit his salary and become a free agent upon after their refusal to guarantee him anything.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this whole situation is moot by the weekend. Just cut bait already (and pay him to leave).

by silverwidow on Jul 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That does change everything. Thanks for the digging.
It seems to me that dude was lights out last year for LAD and good in Balt. How much can you lose in going from 32 to 33 years old? If he’s injured, DL like we did when he was sleeping with his wife wrong or whatever.
From a distance and being a novice, he’s a good pitcher who’s lost his release point or whatever. He lost his confidence, the fans’ confidence and maybe the manager’s confidence and needs to break the spiral.
Somehow.
Scherzer benefited from time in the minors. Tron is hopefully working it out.
If by taking the assignment he jeopardizes getting paid, I wouldn’t tempt McCourt either.

by megaballs on Jul 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not a dig at you

but how come whenever someone struggles it’s always a confidence problem?

Just seems like the easy out when reporters either don’t want to actually ask or can’t get access.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just a guess. Seriously though, he should be having a confidence problem about now…

by megaballs on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet everytime he gets the call to warm up he assumes he’s facing three righties to get to the lefty.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think what it is

is that it starts as something else, then it’s almost like you wonder if the player himself believes he can get out of it. he could go in there thinking, “don’t fuck up, don’t fuck up, don’t fuck up” and he probably will.

What I get mad at is the comments of “He looks defeated out there” and my (non)favorite, “I can see it in his eyes!! He is lost!!”

you can’t see shit, and you’re not psychic, so shaddup.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

mos def

“Just look at his body language! He looks defeated!”

He’s leaning in to get the sign you idiot!

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember Chad M. of MOKM

did a thing about Billz’s body language that was awesome. Maybe if he’s lurking he’ll post it?

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bring up an interesting point

I struggle keeping up with the bloggers who have their full names and a separate screen name. One of my first posts here was “Where is Chad Moriyama when you need him?!” and someone said ’he’s right above you’.

Does Chad M = kensai? Are there others that I’m just slow to pick up on?

Thanks for responding to this, it’s been irking me for awhile.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Chad M = Kensai
Phil = meercatjohn = Toy Cannon
Eric Stephen = Rolex

etc, etc.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t regfairfield someone?

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Garret Anderson’s brother

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you kidding?

GA and Sherrill’s brothers post here?

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I need to be nicer lol

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GA’s brother.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard they took gullible out of the dictionary

Sheesh, I knew I was falling for something there.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just funny cos I know reg

That’s all. :)

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sherrills brother really did post here though last year

(we think)

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was on the other day

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

with a long comment about there is more then meets the eye about Sherrill not accepting his minor league assignment.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I must have missed him

I was fortunate enough to attend three games last week : ) so I was in and out

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regfarfield

has the honor of being Andrew Grant who used to be the Blog manager of Dodger Math, then TBLA before Eric took over. Whenever you enjoy something Eric has written you can thank Reg/Andrew for it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But yes

Sherrill’s brother does post here from time to time.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I so forgot you used to be Rolex

and once I started my commenting on DT I was Molokai

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa phil you were toy cannon at DT?

didnt know that

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I was just plain old

Marty

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really John Malkovich. Don’t tell anybody.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the GODDAMN Batman!

by TurnItDown on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the Juggernaught Bitch!

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i knew once I posted that

you were gonna come a calling.

Let’s just say it’s the Crisis and get some drinks.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

besides

I’m a Superman fan anyway. Not that Bat’s isn’t awesome.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha

oh man, I could talk your ear off on the roles of the two. It basically boils down to this

Superman= the child in all of us, infinite possibilities

Batman= the grown-up world. The dark reality.

That’s why it seems to me that more people when they grow older tend to like Batman more than Superman.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all about Spiderman

Not really Tobey Mcguire, but the comic book Spiderman :)

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Superman?????

How can anyone be a fan of Superman? I mean that.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can't be beaten unless someone has Kryptonite

But somedamnhow every person on earth knows how to get the stuff.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

not true

Magic beats him as well. But also, he runs into plenty of people just as strong as him.

I mean, Doomsday killed him, no Kryptonite.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did he manage that?

And idk, it’s just like, he’s basically invincible, at least Spiderman and Batman have flaws and aren’t completely superhuman (though Superman isn’t human to begin with…so I’m not sure where I’m going with that).

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doomsday

basically beat the ever living crap out of him. Superman killed him as well.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weren’t you lonestar?

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was indeed

but actually lonestar7..my tribute to loney haha

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what, George Sherrill went on the DL last year for

“sleeping with his wife wrong”?

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nolander

Nolander, would MythUbuntu be a better option. This is for a dedicated HTPC. I have been using Ubuntu in vmware and have had no issues, but I am wondering what kind of problems you foresee.

by robotmadeofnails on Jul 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah its been awhile

Ubuntu is really not that bad. If your main goal is htcp, and provided you have the right drivers you will probably be fine, although I know flash and linux have decided to be sworn enemies. Its just a pain in the ass to install programs sometimes.

by nolander on Jul 27, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was really impressed with the amount of updates in 10.04 that were automatically installed to work with my drivers. I wonder if it would be smarter to install MythUbuntu since I don’t need the Gnome desktop and email client. I would still like to have Firefox and Boxee

by robotmadeofnails on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Bay’s running catch in Friday nights game has landed him on the DL with a concussion. He played parts of three games with it.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Jul 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

The way he's been playing

how could they tell the difference?

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying a pie to the face can be more painful than a bullpen gate to the face?

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biggist FA Bust

Figgins or Bay

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll go with Figgins but it’s very close.

by LA Taco on Jul 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay. If you pick Figgins, Orlando Hudson thinks you’re racist.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

basing on the fact that

I didn’t expect Bay to do well in Citi, but I thought Figgins would work out great in Seattle. My expectations, perhaps (as usual) not in line with reality of their performance thus far.

by LA Taco on Jul 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I personally feel like both FO’s dropped the ball on these. At least figgins had a chance to be good, whereas Bay was doomed to fail in that park. I have a hard time blaming Figgins for performing poorly, but I certainly wouldn’t have paid him that much money given the opportunity.

I felt like Figgins was more of a 40/5 type player instead of a 64/4 guy.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahah

that kid does not fuck around

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough Crowd

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

haha

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Jul 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope my son and I can joke like that

by robotmadeofnails on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sound the alarm

Jorge Cantu is OUT of the lineup tonight.

Oh no!!!!!!

by silverwidow on Jul 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hola mola. Are you SERIOUS???

by silverwidow on Jul 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

in fact

he won’t be in the dugout tonight!!!

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a fan of the new signature

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is great

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres lineup

J. Hairston 2B
Denorfia LF
Gonzalez 1B
Headley 3B
Torrealba C
Venable RF
Gwynn CF
Cabrera SS
Garland P

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Just because I want to see the numbers...

2010: $17.875m (from August 1 through end of season = ~$6.25m)
2011: $17.875m
2012: $18m
2013: $19.25 vesting player option, per Cot’s: “receives 2013 player option if he is first or second in 2011 Cy Young vote or if he finishes in top 4 in 2012 Cy Young vote and is healthy at end of 2012”

That is the remaining contract for Mr. Carlos Zambrano, a total of roughly $42.125m left (not counting the vesting player option). Considering the Cubs aren’t enamored with him right now, how much of that $42m would they pay to see him gone?

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

they'll probably wait

to see how he both performs and behaves. He’s probably a waiver wire trade.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

they said

he was gonna apologize when he came back to the team.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is why they are pissed he did the act on ESPN

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly what i was thinking.

Apology 2010.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if anyone in the cubs FO is as mad as Gilbert then

we should get him for nothing!

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos can take his talents to Malibu

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking my apology to south beach

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m taking my apology to Chicago.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully $30 Million

Current worst contract in the major leagues?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's roughly what I thought

Cubs pick up everything this year, then throw in $10m in each of the next two seasons.

Dodgers pay $15.875m for 2 years and 2 months, with some upside.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Dodgers send Krebs to Chicago

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love both Justin Millers

to be the same trade. Even better if someday they could be traded for each other. Two GM’s should do that just for fun someday. Then again it seems to be a GM you can’t have a sense of humor.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Justin Miller, Alex Gonzalez, and Ryan Braun for Justin Miller, Alex Gonzalez, and Ryan Braun

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take….the second group?

by UCLADodger32 on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take the group

with the outfielder Ryan Braun…

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm unfamiliar with the duplicate Ryan Braun.

Is he an outfielder like the the Millers are relief pitchers, and the Alex Gonzo’s are both weak hitting SS?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to become an outfielder

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

one Ryan Braun is the Hebrew Hammer; this one is Canadian. It would be cool if they played the same position.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this way we could get a match up of

The Hebrew Hammer facing the Canadian…. Crescent Wrench?

by prosellis on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, reliever.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also there are 2 Ramon Ramirez's

unfortunately they’re both in the Boston organization, and unlikely to be traded for each other.

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

MLBTR says

that the Cubs have made him available

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Potential Trade Targets

Lilly pitches tonight in Houston.
Oswalt pitches Friday in Milwaukee
Carmona pitches on Wednesday in NY
Maholm pitches Thursday in Colorado

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that's not accurate

Oswalt is pitching Saturday against the Giants

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha Ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do find it interesting

that the Dodgers are in the mix here only because based on money alone, they should be eliminated.

Would you trade Loney or Martin in a deal like this?

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd trade Loney

if the Dodgers go all in and get Oswalt and Berkman back.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean who knows

generally the deals Ned pulls off are not usually even in the rumor stage.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hypothetically, do we hold on to berkman through next year as well

or go out and try to sign a 1st abseman?

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney is doing just as well as Berkman (actually better)

Though Berkman has tremendous power in the past, so idk.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure and Loney

might be better then Berkman going forward but if Houston wants Loney we will need a 1st baseman and Lance Berkman is a good fall back. I wouldn’t trade Loney for Berkman, but for Oswalt and Berkman I’d have to consider it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we where trading loney for Oswalt

I would think we would have to insist they include Berkman. Our offense is bad enough as is.

by nolander on Jul 27, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martin, hell yes.

Loney, meh. Now a hole at first base.

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not on the get rid of Martin bandwagon yet. He’s not good, but he is our only option. (looking toward third base with a disgusted expression)

by prosellis on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

excellent

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll say “no” because of what I expect will be the price tag.

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case

I’ll say “Yes” because of what I want to expect the price tag to be

by Julio Nievas on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just blew my mind

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait 'til you see inception..

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one question I want to ask

It’s driving me nuts after watching the movie!!! Can I ask OR avoid spoiler…

by Julio Nievas on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

avoid spoiler please...

i’m seeing it tomorrow for the first time

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure you wanted a fan post or did I just plant that idea in your mind?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the Matrix in here right now.

Do you think that’s air you’re breathing, mmm?

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

If it is more than 2 of our top 5-8 prospects plus some lower guys, then screw it. But if not, let’s get him.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously in the right deal we all want him….

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the point though

Likely it wont be the right deal so I think many of us wouldn’t want him in that case.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't know if there is a right deal

Obviously, a deal like the Angels made would be great since none of their top guys went but I think a few guys like Gordon, Withrow and Maritn would go in the deal for Oswalt.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Gordon is the center piece

along with Ethan Martin I have no problem.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

the question was, who wants him?

Let’s just disregard everything and ask the simple question: Do you want Roy Oswalt on the Dodgers? Yes or no.

then we can answer whether you think we can or should get him for the likely price.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I will be surprised to find any “no” to that question.

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I think the cost will be too high.

by kinbote on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are not playing the game correctly

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

If we can keep Jansen and Sands, even better.

by silverwidow on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Angry Team

1st –
2nd – Kent
SS –
3rd –
C – AJ
CF – Milton
LF – Carl Everett
RF – Paul O’ Neil
SP – Zambrano
RP -

Help fill it out

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Chad Kreuter, only when anyone crossed him

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we want to keep it Dodger centric

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or took his hat

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st. Prince Fielder

For trying to get into Dodger clubhouse

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Mota!!??

Like he was gonna do anything.

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. Breakign into a room looking to fight with 25 professional athletes would have ended badly for Cecil’s kid.

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially when factoring in the Angry Bob Schaefer factor

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nailed it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st – Ryan Klesko

isn’t he the guy who yelled at the umpire in the postseason while the runner scored from first.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe

but he was generally a good guy. Met him at Spring Training, very good with kids. Gave his batting practice bat to a friend of mine’s son.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st -- Dick Allen?

Or is “angry” the wrong word?

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

O Perez from like a decade ago in ST. He went all crazy on the water cooler back then. Not sure of the guy’s first name.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos

and it was in the regular season, at Dodger Stadium

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought it started with an O

Thanks for the correction.

Wow, I guess the only thing I remembered right was that he freaked out and his last name, lol.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenny Rogers as another starter

remember what he did to that cameraman?

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson wants in on that then

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and NY photogs

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Day of signing the contract. What a pain in the ass.

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Brown?

though that punching a wall incident happened with the yankees.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Jul 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He fits as a Dodger, too. The only time he smiled as a Dodger was every payday.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to a photo day on the field and I thought he was a really nice guy.

He had just pitched a gem the game before and everybody was telling him how great of a game it was. He was completely sincere in thanking people for saying that.

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then he punched your brother

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Kevin Brown gets it for punching walls, does Beimel get in for lame bar fights?

by prosellis on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st. Cepeda

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roseboro

says Marichal for SP

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manager: Bobby Cox

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Martin

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd base

I know you’ve got Kent, but… Rogers Hornsby?

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d be playing a little out of position

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care if he ain’t got no [infielder’s glove].

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he didn't have a glove

He would just beat someones ass and take theirs.

He could be the 1st baseman for sure.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would put him in RF over o’neill any day as far as angry goes

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't count

the old guys,, they were all crazy angry.

Let us just work from when they became angry millionaires and not angry ballplayers trying to get into the World Series at all costs because the money meant the difference between a hooker or a call girl.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broadcaster: Joe Morgan

mad because he was, is and will always be better than anyone who does anything on a baseball field.

“Back in my day…” shut the fuck up, joe.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its a general discontent for anything not revolving around Joe Morgan. Anytime you see a good play he always follows it with a “guys when I played didn’t have to be that flashy. they would just get to the ball in time. I remember when [insert random hall of fame player from the 70s here] used to make that play look so easy”

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never heard Joe talk like that.

probably because I mute the sound when he is on.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

but there is one player who played 2nd for the astros who has better career stats then Joe Morgan pretty much all around, and Joe continuously knocks on him and claims he has no right to even consider HOF.

by nolander on Jul 27, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

Did Ryan Leaf play baseball? :)

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a dick

but I don’t think qualifies as angry ballplayer. I think you can be a dick and not angry, and be angry and not be a dick.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Albert Belle on Haloween

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 27, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Albert must be on the team

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sutton and Garvey if they are forced to share a locker

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 27, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Bowa could make it as a SS. How about Pete Rose at 1B?

by Nofatmike on Jul 27, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Johnson would be the only guy with a pistol in his locker?

by 68elcamino427 on Jul 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers lineup

Furcal SS
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Loney 1B
Blake 3B
DeWitt 2B
Paul LF
Martin C
Billingsley P

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GA and Belliard not in the lineup

being packaged to Houston!

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

For 9 baseballs and a hot dog vendor.

by prosellis on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like everything about that lineup

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it

Though I think Martin should hit fourth.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

For Houston?

Hey-oooohhh!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

From MLB Network

Huston Street hit by line drive in batting practice. Ambulance on the field. Taken to the hospital.

by Alex41592 on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit

hope he’s ok. That’s awful

by Tommy Blackjack on Jul 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sign an extension i Colorado

then get hurt seems to be the story for that franchise.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Some scary stuff happening to players this year (some of it in batting practice). Hope he’s ok

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm starting Fans Against Drills

how many more players have to go down before we stop this barbaric practice?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

{Pie in the face to Josie}

by kinbote on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha Ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Practice?! We’re talkin ’bout practice! Not a game! Practice!"

by TurnItDown on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Several guys nailed in dugouts

now in BP, I’ve always wondered how ML players/coaches avoided getting nailed by all the balls flying around.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

./snicker

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My sense of humor is finely tuned and keen, like a blade.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good example of that

in the movie Bull Durham.

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I wouldn’t dig in there if I were you. I don’t know where it’s goin……I swear to God.”

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

More celebrity Dodger fans representin'

Or “celebrity” at least…

greggrunberg: My @Dodgers Have got to make it happen tonight against the Padres. Come on BLUE!!!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn't know the difference between # and @ on twitter apparently...

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

A role player on a canceled show? That’s your definition of celebrity?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

"celebrity" I said, "celebrity"!

But then I again ithink voice actor Phil LaMarr, also a D fan, is a celebrity (I follow him on twitter, nice guy, responded to my tweets a couple of times)… so whatevah.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never watched Felicity, Heroes, Alias or The Jake Effect I take it...

and other stuff. He’s more of a TV (youngish) character actor than a celebrity…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was baaaaaad

though, worse than Seinfeld’s? ;-)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t think Seinfelds was that bad, really.

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the perfect finale for that show

nothing happened in a way that made something happen

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved it

the court scene was awesome.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also a great thing about this finale was that the last conversation was also the very first conversation that they had about the buttons on a shirt. I thought that was very cool.

by vadodger on Jul 27, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was mad at first, but it grew on me. I wasn’t a fan of the very end of it, but enjoyed the overall finale.

Not everybody can be Newhart, I guess.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't remember the original Newhart ending

but I do remember the 2nd Newhart ending. I always wondered what the 2nd wife thought of the ending.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't remember the Bob Newhart Show ending either so just looked it up

Now I remember (Used to watch that show when it was rerun in the 80s)

In the show’s final episode, “Happy Trails to You”, Bob gives up his psychology practice and accepts a teaching position at a small college in Oregon, with the Hartleys leaving Chicago – as well as their friends and neighbors, and Bob’s patients – behind them. The closing scene, in which the cast exchange tearful goodbyes and embrace before bursting into an impromptu refrain of “Oklahoma”, is a wry nod to the Mary Tyler Moore Show finale (also produced by MTM) from the previous year.

(from Wikipedia)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sort of kidding, I actually thought the finale was totally apt

it’s just famous for causing so much anger and revulsion. Curb Your Enthusiasm sort of tried to fix that with its meta Seinfeld story last year…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Heroes :)

I was watching season 3 last night, and I’ll probly watch it again in about 20 minutes.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh 4down

you know I only call you that when you lose cool points. -34 experience

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed

the first season of Heroes.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dialogue

is just so bad

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

but I loved it anyway

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

High five!

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Claire is unbearable

But otherwise it’s a good show.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

By the way, my wife and I are loving Veronica Mars

by robotmadeofnails on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I am smart enough to realize the 4th season of Heroes was bloody awful…I think the show is an amazing concept, and if not for the strike in season 2, it could have been SOOO much better. Fuck the writers strike.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was a Heroes fanatic

Sure, season 2 sucked balls. But the last season made the show rise again. Ultimately, NBC didn’t think so :(

by Julio Nievas on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

Season 2 was shaping up to be amazing, but the writers strike really killed it. The way it was supposed to be was that the virus was supposed to get out and it was going to create a huge catastrophe…or at least something like that, instead it just getting destroyed.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have

never seen 1 episode of any of those shows.

I work at night, so I only get to watch what I DVR.

I’ve never even heard of The Jake Effect or Felicity.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You strike me as a guy who has never heard of Felicity.

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

If my wife gets a couple of drinks n her I call her Felicia!

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felicia Hardy!

I wish Spiderman 3 wasn’t freaking awful, I want a new Spiderman movie so bad :(

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like Felicia from Friday

She isn’t anything like her, she just hates it when I call her that……so I call her that often.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angela Means

how the fuck do you remember her?

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fan of the movie

in my younger day

“Bye Felicia”

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arkansas

and you are into this WC rap lifestyle? How is that?

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what I got down with when I was in my 20's.

Friends in the Marine Corps were from all over. All of my buddies here are into that old shit.

Anything Deathrow was our shit back in the day.

Now Im back into country music. My Ipod has anything from Metallica (old stuff from Ride the Lightning, Kill em all, And Justice for All) to 500 country songs. Tupac, Snoop, Daz, Kurupt, Warren G, Nate Dogg.

It’s weird, I know

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kurupt was my favorite during that time.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked all of the

Dogg Pound, but prolly Daz the best.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smooth my favorite DP song

I have gone back in time, listening to Nirvana non stop lately. I was narrow minded back then. I missed out.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dig Nirvana

But my favorites from that time are Stone Temple Pilots and Alice in Chains.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STP reminds me of this big busted girl named Selya in my Algebra II class. She loved them. DeLeo the bass player lives up the street from me.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love STP

I can’t believe that Scott Weiland is still alive

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still know all the words to “It Ain’t No Fun (If The Homies Can’t Have None)”

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

we play that song at 1200 New Years every year.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sniper?

Tom Berenger…that Sniper?

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

you want me to send you a dog tag?

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it is autographed by Berenger

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I play Mr. Lonely by Bobby Vinton

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So back up bitch cause I'm strugglin

So get on your knees and start jugglin…..

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This song has been in my head since Eric typed it above

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sang it on the drive home from Dodger Stadium Sunday night. It is very catchy.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that guy with the super hearing

He should have sued the Heroes powers committee

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grunberg's

character could read minds and I think eventually see into the future.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you're right

That was my problem with that show actually. EVERYONE had suppoer powers. How could you keep it straight.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

I love him!

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's great, the working class shlub who you have to root for

No one was better than Peter though, he’s awesome.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can read minds, and control minds and junk

Parkman is one of my favorite characters.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only Parkman I like was in Major League II

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You like that guy?

I wanted Parkman (to strike out).

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy.

(he’s still a dick)

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric cheats

Major League II was on Comedy Central today at lunch time

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s Greg Rugburn?

by kinbote on Jul 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he could read my mind right now

he would hear me thinking “Shut the fuck up, Greg.” :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that you want the

Girl from 4B to materialize in front of you.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is in my thoughts a little more often that normal

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I believe it’s 4E, and don’t think they didn’t choose that letter for a reason. It’s fate.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There seems to be a competition online

between her and the one who wants a bad boy. That actress is named Angela Sarafyan.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that girl could only fix those eyes…although she has a hotter Aubrey Plaza vibe going.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I briefly met him at a minor award show that I was working at as an intern

he’s actually a pretty big sports fan, he was talking about UCLA hoops with some of his “entourage”

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am only interested in his tweets if he includes pics of him pissing on a pic of Caminiti.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I want to see that really bad.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, like Daredevil?

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a great joke

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Daredevil but then Jennifer Gardner

has that effect on me. Not enough to like what they did to her in her own movie.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm one of the few Ben Affleck fans out there

Just finished Armageddon, which I really liked (again I think I may be in the minority).

Jennifer Garner was some nice eye candy in Daredevil, I will say that.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for The Town.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the coming attraction with Inception

and it basically was the WHOLE MOVIE. Sheesh, a little restraint trailer editors, please…?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strasburg SCRATCHED.

This could affect Kershaw vs. Strasburg! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alex41592 on Jul 27, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Told you

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if this changes his schedule

by one game and he now pitches on the 7th, fuck all of you who did not register for the TBLA night, I’m selling those tickets.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

You are about to get 50 people asking for tickets.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Riggleman probably read the SBNLA post and was like “Damn, better move him”

by Julio Nievas on Jul 27, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be quite a duel

shame.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

What moron did that??? NOOOOOO!

I think Silverwidow just shed a tear and is wondering why.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pushed back a day means we get him for TBLA night, right?

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait

Doesn’t that mean he’ll pitch on TBLA night???

by Julio Nievas on Jul 27, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how hurt he is

and how many games he misses etc…

by Xeifrank on Jul 27, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he decides to throw lefty, maybe

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to him?

Hurt his pitching arm?

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark. Prior.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not

damn, I really wanted to see Strasburg against the Dodgers…so they could shell the crap out of him. That would make my month.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha

That would be so funny if he already blew out his arm. Not for him but for me. And I’d feel bad about laughing, but it would not stop me from laughing.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Recd for being exactly what I was thinking

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think if Strasburg ever blew out his arm, he'd go back to looking like this

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who has two thumbs and already had tickets to both the 6th and 7th?

<<This guy

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something happened in the bullpen while warming up and they sat him down.

by Alex41592 on Jul 27, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

allegedly he couldn’t warm up so the manager decided to skip him.. fwiw.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jul 27, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Dusty Baker also announced as the Nationals new manager?

by vadodger on Jul 27, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally OT

Josie and I are currently discussing the “Breakup Haircut”. Basically, when girls go through breakups, oftentimes they’ll cut their hair.

Do guys do anything like that? A la Ted Mosby’s breakup beard?

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t cut my hair for 3 months after my break up, I just didn’t really care how it looked. Maybe that’s just me.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesn’t surprise me

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what I’d have to do to surprise you anymore.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say you met someone new?

@soyboquense

by delias man on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hardy har.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really want him to answer that?

by regfairfield on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't had enough hair to worry about this question.

I simply shave my head whenever I start looking like Dilbert’s boss.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drink and gamble excessively

more than usual

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

AND STRIPPERS. LOTS OF VEGAS AND STRIPPERS.

by npurcell on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give breakup haircuts, I don’t get em

Tommy Lasorda

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good friend

SamDC is at the game tonight along with a couple of other guys I met last year.

by bhsportsguy on Jul 27, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Kershaw can’t be in the clubhouse either tonight, per his interview.

He is weighing options on where to watch the game: hotel, restaurant, or possibly the stands.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, if I were Kershaw I would take the next 5 days to just get away from the game. Show up, play catch and GTFO of Dodge. Go to a bar where they won’t have the game on, throw a few back, sing some karaoke and just hang out with the other college kids in the Gaslamp District.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were him, I’d take the trolley down to Tijuana, go to a few bull fights, maybe take in a rodeo or two then head over to the red light district and take in the game.

by Xeifrank on Jul 27, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to think of a way he could rock out with kids his age and not end up like Andrew Bynum.

Yo, Clayton, gimme a holla we’ll go party at the zoo.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as Tiajuana goes

I’d rather not have our ace get kidnapped : )…my friend did meet Andrew Bynum in Amsterdam about 2 weeks ago which I thought was pretty funny, he got a picture with him and everything

Also, I just talked to an older fraternity brother from SMU that went to highland park with Clayton, he came out to visit ck and they went to a bbq at russell martin’s house, said he was a real nice guy actually…my jealousy level has never been higher…although I have gotten to meet him twice in Highland Park

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd hope Clayton steers clear of south of the border

the freeway is just one drunken stretch of stupidness, even the locals know not to drive on it. With the fog and the drunks, just playing with fire.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, I highly doubt he'll be in TJ anytime soon haha

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably isn’t gritty enough for MLB, lacks confidence and doesn’t have the intestinal fortitude to be successful.

Oh, and he’s gay.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would totally party with Kershaw.

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as Reg'll tell you

I don’t have a working gaydar, so I’ll probably hit on him anyway

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Dodgers had a home game between now and the deadline, I would have already bought a Oswalt Dodgers jersey and a Dee Gordon Astros jersey and rocked them at the stadium.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw is up there on the least likely to be gay list.

by regfairfield on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a center for a reason

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down.

by StolenMonkey86 on Jul 27, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I think Kershaw's straight

but I wanted to put in a Full Metal Jacket quote

by StolenMonkey86 on Jul 27, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, thanks for the heads up

I think Kershaw has overtaken Kemp as my favorite Dodger. Sad day for Kemp, I’m sure.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooowwwwww

Nice one, nice one.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The David Price E:60 was pretty sad

It’s nice to see how well he’s pitching this season

by SeanMillerSavior on Jul 27, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

My conspiracy theory

Oswalt starts Friday, trade deadline is Saturday.

Ned gets a verbal deal in place for Oswalt but lets him pitch Friday for one last chance to break the Astros win mark. After the game, we announce h’s now a Dodger and he gets a big sendoff. Houston plays the Brewers Friday so it’s feasible that they could win.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

they get to keep their Chatanooga hats.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine a deal actually being EXTREMELY surprising

BREAKING NEWS: Evan Longoria traded for Casey Blake + no prospects.

Earth shattering.

by Julio Nievas on Jul 27, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johan Santana for James McDonald and Ivan Dejesus

Has there ever been a player better than Detlef Schrempf?

by bucknellbruin on Jul 27, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The same kind of trade

Strasburg for GA, Belliard + No prospect…

:p

Louise Bourgoin: The hottest French actress I've ever seen <3

by Jojo93160 on Jul 27, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, I’ll settle for a Greg Maddux for Cesar Izturis trade.

by regfairfield on Jul 27, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strasburg’s afraid of a showdown with the Absolute Ace of the West.

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jul 27, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

General manager Mike Rizzo said Strasburg will undergo an MRI and X-ray on his pitching arm, Mark Zuckerman of NatsInsider.com reports. Strasburg told the team’s training staff he had a hard time getting loose before the game, and they promptly gave his scheduled start to Miguel Batista. Consider Strasburg “day-to-day” for now, but the test results should reveal more.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It's been nice knowing you

Stephen

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outfielders on the trading bloack falling like flies
Upton left Tuesday’s game with an apparent left ankle injury, Marc Topkin of the St. Petersburg Times reports. It looked like he caught his foot in the field turf, and he left the game shortly thereafter. He was able to walk off the field by himself, but the injury could result in anything from a few games missed to a few weeks. His injury forced Ben Zobrist to man center, and Reid Brignac entered the game to play second.

DeJesus, Hart, Upton

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This dude was pitching with pain
Meche will undergo shoulder surgery and miss the rest of the season, Bob Dutton of the Kansas City Star reports. Meche resumed throwing a couple weeks ago and appeared on track to return sometime in August, but he did not show enough improvement and will opt for surgery rather than any further rehab. A timetable for Meche’s recovery will likely be announced after the surgery has been completed. Those who own him in one-year leagues can safely drop him.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrel Owens signs with Bengals

should make for a third reality show

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

What could go wrong?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jul 27, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hard Knocks did the Bengals one season too soon I guess.

by LA Taco on Jul 27, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly what Yahoo! said

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Isotopes:

Tonight’s musical theme at Isotopes Park, in honor of our friends Iowa from the midwest, is… Cheap Trick. Be listening for Rick Nielsen and the boys throughout tonight’s game.

I can’t say I am a fan of Cheap Trick

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you not be a fan of a band whose drummer’s name is Bun E. Carlos?

by LA Taco on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want you to want me

is Ivdowns theme song

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they are so much better then Journey

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late, but must reply

Cheap Trick >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Journey

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 28, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Ely

just to mess with his dad.

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

because you know, he grew up a White Sox fan and his dad wouldn’t go to the game John pitched at Wrigley because he refuses to go to Wrigley. Right, Vin?

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be mean enough to earn Ned the title

Despicable Ned

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way OT

I have an 18 yr old male that works for me that has no idea who Chris Farley is. He claims he has never heard of him.

Unfriggin real

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s the guy from Blues Brothers right

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

by G.Scott on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope your HR representative was available to prepare his exit paperwork

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im pretty sure

he is telling the truth…..Which makes me hate him.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no doubt he is telling the truth. I also have no doubt he is dead to me.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 24, but I found myself shaking my head at a 22 year old coworker who has never seen Airplane!

by StolenMonkey86 on Jul 27, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck 1/2 the posters here don't know who John Candy was

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know who he is!

They say to never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious.

by Maddz on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my banning fingers ready.

Not to be confused with Banning Finger, a common malady that affects those in the suburb of Beaumont.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullshit

Uncle Buck. Space Balls. Cool Runnings. Hell, even Home Alone.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a sweaty mofo in JFK.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was in JFK?

It’s been so long since I’ve seen it that I’m kinda blanking on the movie right now. I need to see that again soon.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

He was eating with Costner in the resturaunt. Costner is trying to convince him to testify.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking on behalf of the younger crowd

I think we all saw planes trains & automobiles and cool runnings when we were growing up, at least

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kids who work with me don't know who

Roseanne Rosannadanna is

Or who The Kinks are. They have never heard the song “Lola.”

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that possible?

That’s a great song.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lola is great

but it has nothing on “When I Turn off the Living Room Light” which is simply the greatest song of all time.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who needs beer goggles when you’ve got a light switch?

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Jul 27, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just meant it as an example

Lola is a great song — and extremely open-minded for 1970 — and it is a FAMOUS song. That’s why I was shocked the kids hadn’t heard it.

My favorite Kinks song oscillates between Waterloo Sunset and Better Things.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The harmonies on Waterloo Sunset are awesome

Better Things is a great choice. I kind of like the off the wall songs like Apeman, Get Back in Line. but my favorite might be Shangri La. Always like songs that build up. Amazing how that song is still relevant.
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Kinks/_/Shangri-La

No one was more about the common man then the Kinks.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shangri-La

I like everything on Arthur. There are some lines on that album that make me wonder where the line is between heavy handed and real, raw emotion (thinking specifically of “some mother’s son” — wailing “they’ll hang his picture on the wall”) ….. I know where I stand on that with this album, but YMMV.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Jul 27, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft. I'm 26, if you consider that a kid.

Anyway, this kid knows that “Face to Face” is the best Kinks album. Starts with the rollicking “Party Line” and ending with the nostalgic “I’ll Remember”.

by Dr. Geek on Jul 27, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not inconceivable that he wouldn't know who Chris Farley is.

Considering that “Tommy Boy” came out in 1995. Meaning the kid was 3 at the time. Can’t expect kids to watch “Tommy Boy” at that age.

(Then again, I watched the original “Night of the Living Dead” on PBS when I was 5 and have loved that film ever since.)

by Dr. Geek on Jul 27, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To this day I have no idea if I’ve seen Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, or both of them.

by regfairfield on Jul 27, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tommy Boy is great, Black Sheep is hilarious. Those movies are David Spade at his best.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Jul 27, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of OT, I was watching some Japanese commercials and one of them was selling a vibrating belt that’s supposed to give you rock hard abs.

Haha.

by silverwidow on Jul 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

it was supposed to give you electric shocks to stimulate the muscles or something

by TurnItDown on Jul 27, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can watch it in English if you try hard enough. I have seen it before. They are out on the beach somewhere. It sucks

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers addition by Giants subtraction?

from Jeff Fletcher / AOL Fanhouse:

Source confirms #sfgiants in on podsednik. They reportedly already had agreed on prospects for DeJesus, so pieces of deal there. #royals

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bumgarner for Podsednik, do it Sabes!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jul 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hell do they need podsednik for

they have a crowded outfield as it is.. also have a slap hitting singles CF named rowand.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jul 27, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Haren will be ok

Guess I can say ‘good for him’ now that hes out of the division.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jul 27, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon Niese is up 4-1 in the 5th for the Mets

He and Chad Billingsley are the only two players ever drafted from Defiance High School in Ohio.

They have both got a win on the same night just once: on April 30 of this year, Niese beat the Phillies while Bills beat the Pirates.

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn't true, but

it’s still pretty rare. From the Toledo Blade back in June:

Among the 750 players on an active roster in Major League Baseball, Billingsley of the Los Angeles Dodgers and Niese of the New York Mets are believed to be the only two pitchers who were high school teammates.

Chad Huffman and James Loney were teammates at Elkins High School just outside of Houston, too. Huffman made his debut on June 13, a week before this article.

I wonder how many other such HS teammates there are

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Kennedy and Ian Stewart were team mates.

by regfairfield on Jul 27, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember that because one of my friends ran into that team in CIF semi finals.

by regfairfield on Jul 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

as were Gerald Laird and Bobby Crosby, at the same high school five years earlier (La Quinta)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bottom line: The Toledo Blade doesn’t check facts

by Eric Stephen on Jul 27, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of the other pair cited are both “pitchers”.

The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jul 28, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also don’t check facts :)

by Eric Stephen on Jul 28, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Chien-Ming Wang didn’t get completely destroyed by injury, him and Kuo.

by StolenMonkey86 on Jul 27, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric's girlfriend

Suzyn Waldman is annoying.

In other news, Pizza is good.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd

sometimes you be funny

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets of all teams bringing Wainwright back to human status.

by Alex41592 on Jul 27, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I could see Dan Plesac on MLB tonight

blowing Carpenter and Wainwright within a month of each other too.

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 ER for Waino

bizarre.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Jul 27, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello, from the Home Depot Center!

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

They've got the bloggers closer to the field than print media

which makes no sense at all

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It makes it easier for the print writers to spit on you. lol

by Nofatmike on Jul 27, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know tonight's game is kinda important or whatever

but you can keep up on my exploits here: should that suit your fancy

All I know so far, I’m not on the food list : (

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Volquez and and Gallardo have both made over 50 pitches through 2 innings, Cincy up 5-3

stl. is also losing and az has a 1 run lead on philly which is good…hopefully JJ and the fish can beat the gnats as well

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgerthoughts:Andre Ethier has been scratched from the lineup due to illness. #Dodgers Garret Anderson starting, batting seventh

by Michael White on Jul 27, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY. I WASN’T BEING SERIOUS HERE.

by Tripon on Jul 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily an upgrade….

by keithc13 on Jul 27, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downgrade

I believe downgrade is the polar opposite of upgrade, unless there’s a stronger term I’m missing

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sidegrade.

On that note, I hope Paul is playing RF and not Anderson.

by Tripon on Jul 27, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it is just a cover because Ethier is about to get traded

by vadodger on Jul 27, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he probably got the mystery illness that Ausmus and that other dude who Im forgetting had..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Jul 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

can I ban people?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well duh

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Jul 27, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that he was going to bring us back Kyle Farnsworth, Scott Podsednik, and Kyle Davies

by vadodger on Jul 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit

of course this happens right as we head in to one of the most important stretches of games this season…hope it passes quickly : /

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA!

And it is Broxton’s fault. Gave Ethier the flu.

by Alex41592 on Jul 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

argh

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Jul 27, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Dodgers Lineup

Furcal SS
Paul RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Blake 3B
DeWitt 2B
Anderson LF
Martin C
Billingsley P

by Alex41592 on Jul 27, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

blah..hopefully we get good bills and bad garland

thank God raffy has stayed healthy (furiously knocks on wood)

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Jul 27, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

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2012 Dodgers Payroll

Italics denote estimates
Pos No Player 2012 Salary
C 17 Ellis $500,000 team control
1B 7 Loney $6,375,000
2B 14 Ellis $2,500,000
3B 5 Uribe $8,000,000
SS 9 Gordon $485,000 team control
LF 21 Rivera $4,000,000
CF 27 Kemp $10,000,000
RF 16 Ethier $10,950,000

IF/OF 6 Hairston $2,250,000
OF 10 Gwynn $850,000
2B/3B 3 Kennedy $800,000
C 18 Treanor $850,000
IF 12 Sellers $485,000 team control

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 37 Capuano $3,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000

CL 54 Guerra $485,000 team control
RHP 74
Jansen $500,000 team control
RHP 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
RHP Coffey $1,000,000
RHP 66 MacDougal $650,000
LHP 57 Elbert $485,000 team control
RHP 36
Hawksworth $500,000 team control

TJ 41 De La Rosa $485,000 team control



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout

Totals
$112,162,432

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Players on 40-man roster used as roster
fillers until moves are made.

Current 40-man roster count: 40
(not including Belisario)

2012 Non-Roster Invitees

No Player Age*
63 Jose Ascanio rhp
27
61 Alberto Castillo lhp
36
60 Matt Chico lhp
29
35 John Grabow lhp
33
59 Angel Guzman rhp
30
47 Wil Ledezma lhp
31
72 Shane Lindsay rhp
27
62 Fernando Nieve rhp 29
73 Scott Rice lhp 30
70 Will Savage rhp
27
71 Ryan Tucker rhp
25

30 Josh Bard c 34
82 Griff Erickson c 24
81 Matt Wallachc 26
67 Jeff Baisley 3b/1b 29
62 Luis Cruz ss/2b 28
33 Josh Fields 3b 29
64 Lance Zawadzki if 27
56 Cory Sullivan of 32

*Age on June 30, 2012

NRI count: 19

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