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Dodgers Need A Near-Record 57 To Catch Up

Home plate has seemed so far away for the Dodgers this season.

Nobody knows just how many wins it would take to make the playoffs, but the number 90 seems about right. That would mean the Dodgers, currently at 54-51, would need to win 36 of their final 57 games, something they have only done three times since moving to Los Angeles:

Best 57-Game Finishes In Los Angeles Dodger History
Year Record   Finish
2006 38-19   Wild Card
1963 36-21   World Series Champs
1965 36-21   World Series Champs

But, you can't win 36 games without winning one, so let's get that one out of the way first. Hiroki Kuroda has allowed eight runs in his last four starts, but is 1-3 because the Dodgers have scored just three runs in those four games. I bet the other Dodgers starters are wondering who they have to kill to get that kind of run support!

Clayton Richard has made three starts against the Dodgers in the last 13 months, one with the White Sox and two with the Padres. He allowed four runs in 4 1/3 last June at U.S. Cellular Field, but in his two other starts -- both at Petco Park -- Richard has allowed one run in 13 innings, picking up two victories at the Dodgers expense.

I'm sick of typing "the Dodgers have scored [infinitesimally small amount] runs in ______ games since the All-Star break," so I will just add that it behooves the Dodgers to actually tough home plate reasonably often this week, starting tonight.

Get your guesses in for Xeifrank's game simulation here.

Game Time: 7:10 p.m.

TV:  Prime Ticket

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@soyboquense

by delias man on Aug 2, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That is such a stupid slide by Blake. That has seperated shoulder written all over it.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

is anyone listening to colletti on 570 or did I miss it

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 2, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Actual quote said by John Hart on MLB Network, about Dustin Pedroia, while watching him take infield (using Ballpark Cam!):

“If you give it to that little guy, he’s out there grinding.”

I don’t know what that means.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you say, double entendre?

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

but I can say “double by Endre” tonight.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possible interpretation:

If you allow him to play, he’ll give it his all.

by Tripon on Aug 2, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Aug 2, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

That is typical John Hart.

I wish he was still the GM of the Indians. Maybe we could’ve gotten Santana and Choo for Carroll, Reed, and Martin.

It’d be tough for him to pass up all that grit in one deal.

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Home plate has only seemed far away for a couple of weeks. Weren’t the Dodgers near the top of the NL in offense going into the AS break?

"A baseball game is nothing but a great slow contraption for getting you to pay attention to the cadence of a summer day."

by Langhorne on Aug 2, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

upper half of the NL but the have basically sucked since mid April

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Mason

said Colletti “made the Dodgers significantly better” with his acquisition of four players.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

why does that remind me of Invader Zim?

“I put the fires out.”

“You made them worse!”

“Worse? Or better?”

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every mainstream fan seems to think so

LAD fans who don’t read fine blogs such as this one, and who aren’t acquainted with sabremetrics seem to think Coletti did a great job. He acquired (somewhat) well known players at the expense of “minor leaguers.” For those who don’t think about the constraints of constructing a MLB roster or the team’s future, these deals are pretty popular.

by guy clinch on Aug 2, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better team?

9 Eliah Dukes or 9 Scotty Pods?

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Pods

more likely to keep team out of jail for all 162

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colletti: Hopefully we’ll get Ronald Belisario back in a couple of weeks

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

other than that Ned called the White Sox offer “insincere” and not something that was designed to get a deal done.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenny Williams wanted the Thome and Pierre favors returned.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ned seems to think theres more than 2 months left on the schedule

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 2, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Steve Mason

just said he thought Carlos Monasterios was pitching Wednesday. The station just doesn’t follow baseball.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

They have two seasons

One full season (all year Lakers) and then from August to first week of December, USC football.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 2, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do you expect

It’s 2 months until the Lakers are back, who cares about the middle of the baseball season.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Aug 2, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with 710 not following the Dodgers. They’re just really bad at understanding baseball.

by Tripon on Aug 2, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

Mason is pretty good at it but he probably doesn’t watch it that much anymore.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 2, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ireland said he doesn't watch baseball anymore

because all the games are too long and who wants to sit down and invest 3 to 4 hours in a baseball game.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you be a sports talk show host and say things like that? I guess he is an example of sports talk hosts who mail it in that Jim Rome is talking about.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Aug 2, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was Rome reading from his script when he said that?

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Seems that way sometimes, but he is one of a kind with the interviews. have to give him credit for the prep work done there.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Aug 2, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love(d) his interviews. He is legitimately very good at that, one of the best. I haven’t listened much in the last few years.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rome mails it in for soccer.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run Rant #A.3

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didnt know you were soccer guy

@soyboquense

by delias man on Aug 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

Soccer is a binary sport. All zeroes and ones. Right up Xei’s alley! :)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rome circa 2001
“If it’s incredibly stupid and soccer is in any way related, then soccer must be the root cause”

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Played competitive soccer all the way through high school. Faced off against Eric Wynalda once.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

DVR

would help for those who don’t want to invest “3-4” to gain information for their job.

by guy clinch on Aug 2, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned quote

“You watch Ryan Theriot play, it’s going to remind you of Blake DeWitt, and how hard he plays.”

WTF???

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao!

“If only we could trade another useful player back for Dewitt, and keep Theriot in the process!”

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Aug 2, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing “hard” does not equate to playing “good.”

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, it does to baseball people.

Max effort guys are the ultimate grinders.

by Tripon on Aug 2, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which sport is that most true for?

In which sport can you make up for lack of talent with effort? At least compared to other sports?

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lloyd Waner?

He rode giving it all, a more talented brother, and an awesome nickname all the way to the Hall of Fame.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boxing. A hard puncher can destroy a technical fighter in one punch. Although punching hard is certainly a skill.

by Tripon on Aug 2, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

football

What we call hustle in baseball is called having a high motor. Being willing to simply never stop until the whistle blows does make a difference in football.

by nolander on Aug 2, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Generally speaking it makes no sense

“Hustle” is less important in baseball than any other major sport.

by BFDC on Aug 2, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it is probably more important in baseball than others. In basketball you are either tall or not, no amount of effort will change that. Ditto for NFL, you either have an NFL body or you don’t. You can’t make up for lack of physical ability with effort.

So that leaves you with baseball and hockey.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably the fastest guy in the NBA for a number of years. Quick hands, good ball handling.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lamar is still a serviceable pro, all because of his natural ability.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But “Rudy” was simply too small to even get a look at football. The motor is great and all, but you need a base level of physical talent before it matters.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darren Sproles

Would certainly disagree with you.

by BFDC on Aug 2, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay guys, I think we can concede that there are 1 or 2 examples which are outliers.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the same in baseball

how many 5’6" guys are there besides Eckstein.

by BFDC on Aug 2, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Daniel Ray Herrera
Tim Collins

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

In basketball there are plenty of players while tall, make their paychecks from being “hustle” guys, playing good D, rebounding, etc…

Same with Football. Football has the broadest range of athletic bodies of any sport. There are huge lineman, strong and fast RB’s, tall and fast WR’s, and QB’s can be just about anything. You have to work pretty hard in the “hustle” department to become a lineman for example aside from just being large, but it doesn’t require the most skill.

With baseball, there is effort, in terms of spending a lot of time in the cage, or fielding grounders, and it takes tremendous skill, but its not like you really have to “hustle” much on the field.

by BFDC on Aug 2, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in awe of Flanders

That is just beautiful

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colletti has made my list

of guys I want to smack upside the head, with a bat.

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just made your list? He’s the inspiration for mine.

by UCLADodger32 on Aug 2, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m shocked he didn’t say gritty or grinder.

by BFDC on Aug 2, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned also just called 2012 “two twelve” and 2013 “two thirteen.”

I’m probably just nitpicking at this point.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

To me, this reinforces the point that

the Cubs wanted Dewitt or some better (more advanced prospects) and dump Theriot. Not saying this is what Ned should have done but that is the impression I get.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 2, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree with that.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks alot ned.. you certainly did.. things at the deadline. good work.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Aug 2, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like something you'd say to your dog

after he brings you your slippers, covered in drool.

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

To cheer myself up

I’m watching Veronica Mars!

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

where do you guys find out who throws out the first pitch, other than the dodgers hollywood link on the website

by beastchingy on Aug 2, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

do you have a recent note that tells what the lineup looks like this week? new user here eric…enjoy reading your comments on the board

Dodgers for life

by beastchingy on Aug 2, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This homestand

Tonight: Janet Evans
Tuesday: Ken Burns
Wednesday: not sure
Thursday: not sure, though likely someone from Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints (it is LDS night)
Friday: Tony The Tiger
Saturday (TBLA Night): Kevin & Bean!
Sunday: Anastasia Ashley (pro surfer)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin and Bean were showing ignorance of baseball today when one of those guys (after all these years I still can’t tell them apart) claimed that Broxton was a former Red Sox with Manny.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m the same with Mark and Brian. I have no idea who’s who.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way

Ralph has a distinctive sound.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been years since I listened to them but I did like the show

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a weak lineup this week. I was hoping for some Snooki. Or at least The Sitch.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Aug 2, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Janet Evans is still a stud.

by KellyStephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints will host their annual Dodger Night and more than 4,000 members of the church will be in attendance.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

2000 Mormon chicks to hit on!

by Tripon on Aug 2, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“So……. you wholesome?”

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha!

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, OK, thanks for the heads up. I think I have tickets that night, too, come to think of it. Yup, I do. I’ll be there, too.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

do they have to give 10% of their income

to McCourt?

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tithing and writhing in pain.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Eric what a weak lineup have respect for Ken Burns and his work on baseball but no big celebrities. have tickets to friday and sat. thought that strasburg was gonna pitch

Dodgers for life

by beastchingy on Aug 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is Tony the Tiger? Other than the cartoon character on Frosted Flakes, if those even still exist (I’m going back about 50 years here).

by berkowit28 on Aug 2, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you have a recent note that tells what the lineup looks like this week? new user here eric…enjoy reading your comments on the board

Dodgers for life

by beastchingy on Aug 2, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I finally saw the highlights from Oswalt’s first night with Phillies, and saw that Carlos Ruiz throw to 3B, only nobody was at 3B and the ball went into LF. Awesome.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

James (Orange, CA)


What do you make of Dee Gordon’s season at AA? Should Dodger fans be happy that he is holding his own despite a two level jump given his “rawness” or should the lack of patience and power be a major red flag?
Klaw
  (1:57 PM)


The two-level jump was too much – I think I wrote that in spring training before it even happened. I like Gordon’s ability, but he’s still unrefined as a hitter and could have used at least a half-season at high-A for the more gradual increase in the caliber of pitching he’s facing.

by Tripon on Aug 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

i really dont like giving out failing grades

So when I initially came up with that as a grade for Ned Colletti’s moves, I researched more, assuming there was some angle I could use to make tem defensible, but each new fact just reinforced that F. I don’t know Dodger prospects, but am I way off base?

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 2, 2010 3:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

forgot the link

http://www.purplerow.com/2010/8/2/1599610/nl-west-report-sifting-through-the
Sorry for the double post

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 2, 2010 3:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Who is the “top offensive prospect” that we gave up this year?

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeWitt!

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of stopped reading when I read that.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

After all, when it comes to his prospect status...

Yeah, he was once ranked first or second or something, but…

Lambo lower now.

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lambo:

The higher you get the lower you go.

by prosellis on Aug 2, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

its a shame you stopped reading

In multiple different sentences, I acknowledged that Lambo has fallen off quite a bit in the last year. Nowhere am I saying he is THE top offensive prospect (Dee Gordon) but that he once was and is still up there. I am by no means an expert on every minor league system, and I am more than willing to admit an error. In fact, that’s the very reason why I posted the link over here – for feedback. It didn’t seem to me that a 50-game suspension and a little less than desired on field results would drop him from top prospect to worthless, but maybe I am wrong there.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 2, 2010 4:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry, my free time is limited. The “F” and the “top offensive prospect” raised the red flag. Thanks for taking the time to do the recap.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time can't be very limited if you are here?

I’d say anyone who is here has more time on their hands then they know what to do with.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m on auto bot.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i am very very busy Z-bottoning through the condensed milk conversation to read anything baseball related!!! :)

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, sorry for the clutter. That’s my beef with this site – not the unrelated comments, but the way it continually bounces around. Hard to follow stuff, sometimes.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is the best. Still a few enhancements I’d like to see, but beggars can’t be…

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Aug 2, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it.

I think you misrepresented the salaries for certain guys next season. While many are due raises, some have their raises locked in. Ethier, Kemp and Broxton are all on 2 year deals, compared to the others you mentioned will be arb eligible.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was afraid of that

Just before work this morning, I remembered a piece I read about all the arb eligibles after this year and that one or more may need to he dealt to avoid it. I found an mlbtr article that seemed to fit the memory and pasted the names listed. A couple of them must have reached a two year deal after that article.

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 2, 2010 5:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks for the read

But, two things. One is that I must have been actually working or something, didn’t realize we’d signed Juan Castro back. And, second, is Belisario really “on the restricted list for substance abuse”? I thought it was still kind of unclear, but maybe I’m just missing a lot lately.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will not say it is for substance abuse. Some MLBPA agreement.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Aug 2, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, thanks, glad I hadn’t missed that. I’ll take it as an educated guess, however.

Heck, if Lincecum can blow bowls in the off-season and win two Cy Youngs … I dunno, the world is weird.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time i considered bumping it to D-

I saw that Dotel trade. Lambo and McDonald may have fallen off in the last year, but each are more valuable than 20 innings of any pitcher

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 2, 2010 3:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If Lambo gets caught with doobies two more times, he could be banned for life! :)

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget, they may also pay Dotel $4.5 million in 2011, too!

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

Well then its worth it!

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

You can justify the moves with we didn’t give up much and got better this year.

But yeah, while the team is slightly better this trade deadline was really about 2011 for the Dodgers, all we did for that was make the team worse. It’s not Astro bad, but it ain’t good.

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astro Bad would be a good band name.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really dont like giving out failing grades

So when I initially came up with that as a grade for Ned Colletti’s moves, I researched more, assuming there was some angle I could use to make tem defensible, but each new fact just reinforced that F. I don’t know Dodger prospects, but am I way off base?

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein

by Andrew T. Fisher on Aug 2, 2010 3:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Dodgers lineup

Podsednik LF
Furcal SS
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Blake 3B
Ethier RF
Martin C
Theriot 2B
Kuroda P

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Against a lefty, still weird.

by Alex41592 on Aug 2, 2010 3:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

probably hasn’t slept much lately. Probably not getting to sleep in until noon like the rest of the Dodgers players.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always possible that the imminent birth of his child affected his concentration, and now he’ll be back busting out. Well, it’s possible.

by berkowit28 on Aug 2, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d, and wrecked

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

those deck chairs aren’t going to rearrange themselves!

by TurnItDown on Aug 2, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Richard was a very nice get for Peavy.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Four different Brewers pitchers allowed 10 runs in a game in July.

Per MLB Network, the last team to have such a month was the 1937 St. Louis Browns.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

also per MLB Network

I just noticed Delmon Young’s July:

.434/.455/.736, 26 games, 30 RBI

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the talent finds a way

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's hoping

that’s Kemp’s August, or Dre’s, or both!!!!

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Macha says

fuck you to every roto player in America.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did that last year too

when he stopped letting Corey Hart steal

by StolenMonkey86 on Aug 2, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy, the Browns. Doesn’t look good.

by berkowit28 on Aug 2, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there really anything more offensive

than Shrimp flavored cup of noodles?

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That is my favorite “flavor” of CoN

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they had a Dr Pepper flavor I think I’d love Cup Of Noodles, haha.

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Aug 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just waiting for someone to tell me that there is a Dr Pepper flavored alcohol…that is the point where I become an alcoholic, hahaha.

Though my friend showed me a Vodka that is bacon flavored…I am very intrigued…

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Aug 2, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glass O’ Beer

Fill a shot glass with Amarreto, layer 151 on it. Light it on fire, then bomb it.

Somehow this ends up tasting like Dr. Pepper.

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've done that

and then Anthony set the coffee table on fire.

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did realize you’re supposed to blow it out first, right?

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you do it swift enough

it blows out en route. Sometimes.

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think so?

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And sometimes you spill and light the coffee table on fire. So you should really only do this at a friends place.

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

His friends brought it over. They got the memo, we did not, apparently.

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got some smart friends.

So how do you react when your SO lights your furniture on fire? I’m probably gonna do something that retarded at some point.

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was his coffee table

I just shook my head and walked away.

Joke was on him. He got super wasted and was too hungover the next morning to go to the Dodgers/Giants game. We chased Lincecum in like, 3 innings.

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddz looked on

as the man she cared so much for made yet another blunder. As his face was lit from the alcohol fueled flames leaping off the table, she sighed, shrugged, and hoped in some deep part of herself, that it would all just burn.

or

Maddz looked on, trying to find some concern from deep down in her buzz. Finding none, she shrugged, and went to get another beer.

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Maddz

was sober. :(

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t the Anthony T. Tiger that is throwing out Friday’s first pitch, right?

That wouldn’t be grrrrrreat.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I would pay to watch a reality show with washed up and preferably alcoholic cereal characters.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Jurassic 5 video with mascots dancing and stuff. So good.

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that’s really who they mean? (Nobody answered my question higher up.) Tony the Tiger from Frosted Flakes??? Jeez.

by berkowit28 on Aug 2, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of our local watering holes does a root beer shot that tastes pretty dead on

ive never asked whats in it

William Doolittle at your service, a.k.a. will do.

by Ollie on Aug 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why don’t you just substitute Dr. Pepper for water?

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s why Reg is the best.

Possibly the best ~40 cents one can ever spend.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like

the Dr. Pepper would caramelize.

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soda reductions are awesome so I see no problem with this.

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What am I

some kind of super genius that can think of things like that?

"Stop exploding you cowards!!!"

by Ivdown on Aug 2, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think once you jump into that pool of food choices, you just have to live with the consequences.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I can bring myself to eat it

but I am very hungry.

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad the world I inhabit

has never felt the need to partake in Cup of Noodles.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like them

the only reason I don’t eat them is the sodium

by TurnItDown on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shrimp flavor ROCKS young lady.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats the best one

with all those “shrimp” things in there. yum.

by TurnItDown on Aug 2, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two worst words in the English language: “Dehydrated Shrimp”

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall some dessert recipes but not the details.

We just emptied our pantry of expired items. Our sweet condensed milk expired five years ago. The oldest thing in our panty that expired was in the 20th century.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Evap Milk

I use it in a couple recipes

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's essential for pumpkin pie

and after watching George and Gracie, I’m hooked on using it in my coffee. Carnation Evaporated Milk. All the men love it!

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think something like that is in Thai Iced Tea, too.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's condensed milk

though I don’t know what the difference is. Also goes in Vietnamese coffe

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That be true

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you live in a world where Evap milk is the only thing keeping you alive

find a bridge.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There is some comedy gold in this thread.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, OK, that sounds right.

But, yeah, same here, I have no clue what the difference is.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only difference between

Eavporated milk and Sweetened Condensed milk is the sugar in the SCM

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t normally like milk in my coffee but SCM in iced coffee is amazing.

by LA Taco on Aug 2, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for use in Kimchi

Then they’re awesome.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like kimchi. …my food priorities are out of whack

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make a good kimchi

My Korean friends tell me so.

Or they’re just being polite

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s really not dried, but pretty close to the same thing

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What people fail to realize

is that the “free kimchi” that a good Korean restaurant makes for its own house brand, costs quite a bit of money.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 2, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stuff I make is cheap enough

Napa cabbage, salt, rice vinegar, green onions, Korean chili powder, garlic, fish sauce, shrimp

Pretty much it

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should try that. I love me some kimchi.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friend's mother

made kimchi soup. It was insane.

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a soup that is great when its cold

Beef and Spring Onion, it is read because of all the kimchi in it.

Kimchi is often used to make a kimchi jigae which is a cross between soup and stew.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 2, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.drbenkim.com/how-to-make-cucumber-kim-chi.htm

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

gonna have to hunt down some ko choo kah rhoo

by mintxcore on Aug 2, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm close to La Canada

which has turned into quite a little Koreatown. There’s a few Korean markets there that sell all the ingredients. The Korean chili powder is a little coarser grind and very dark red. I love it.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had a big adventure trying to find… i forgot the korean name for it.. but it was a red pepper paste. i was making pickled daikons but it didnt really come out :[

by mintxcore on Aug 2, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am the Walrus!

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh, and sugar

shouldn’t forget that if you want it to ferment

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not know they had kimchi refrigerators at best buy until friday

@soyboquense

by delias man on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're supposed to bury it in the ground

for a week. But I just put it underneath my house where it stays cool.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take the ramen packs, throw out the flavor packet, and cook the noodles with a can of veg beef campbells soup.

@soyboquense

by delias man on Aug 2, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you need something more offensive

we’re making Mormon jokes upthread.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

…a LDS dude walks into a bar…

by KellyStephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

….At these prices I’m not surprised

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

South Park episode

regarding Mormonism. Fantastic.

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Harris very smart

Martin Harris dumb, dum dum dum dum dummmmmmm

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that Mormons

can’t drink soda. And their central beliefs involve some guy looking into a hat.

dum dum dum dum dum

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

or caffeine

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That must be it

no caffine, so Coca-Cola is right out. Or is it no caffine/no carbonation. Is alcohol in? What’s the mormon stance on Sprite?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s no caffeine, I’m pretty sure. My friend’s house always had root beer at the ready.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

thou from my experiences, they choose to ignore the caffeine in chocolate

by mintxcore on Aug 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barqs has caffine! Also, Barqs is the worst root beer known to man

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Supposedly

noncaffeinated is ok :)

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's the caffeine.

A Mormon friend of mine who was kind of a rebel, in grad school, would drink chocolate milk. That was some kind of big no-no, too.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The caffine in chocolate

tisk

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furcal funny quote

“Where am I hitting 4th today? (Looks at lineup) Ah, 2nd.”

by Alex41592 on Aug 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

MLB Network's ballpark cam just showed some Cub Scout troup practicing presenting the flag (pregame ceremony)

I feel bad for the 99.99999% of Cub Scout leaders that aren’t pedophiles, because you know we’re all thinking it.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

presenting the flag

is that what the pedos are calling it these days?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why does that look so pornographic to me?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

my younger brother

was both a scout and an altar boy at our Catholic church. No molestation took place. Good thing, because it would have been immediately followed by murder.

My mom is a mama bear, you don’t fuck with her cubs.

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres lineup

Hairston 2B
Tejada SS
Gonzalez 1B
Ludwick RF
Headley SS
Torrealba C
Venable LF
Denorfia CF
Richard P

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That's

Headley

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry…it’s 1875, you can sue her!

by KellyStephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have misspelled it on purpose, just for the setup

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one of the few quotes you can use without offending a lot of people

Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy, thank you
Hedley Lamarr: It’s not Hedy, it’s Hedley. Hedley Lamarr.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You’ll be able to sue her.

by bhsportsguy on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t know if anyone cares aside from Eric, but the American Idol judges in 2011 will be Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler and J-Lo.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Awkward

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda been Randy Johnson

by KellyStephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoulda been

Randy Newman

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

instead of saying what he thinks

if you suck, he throws a fast ball at your head.

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cue the pigeon video

by KellyStephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson

Steven Jackson

Vitamin C

helluva lineup

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Final year for that show, I think.

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Aug 2, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuo practicing his pick off throw right now.

by Alex41592 on Aug 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Is he going to enter with someone on base or something? :)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

U guys think we can sweep the Pads? seriously i think we have a shot of winning this series if we win the first game

Dodgers for life

by beastchingy on Aug 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I think anything is possible

Eric, you’re still buying me a car right?

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better shot than if we lose the first game

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll believe we can sweep

when we win the first three and Broxton comes in in the 9th to close out game 4

by TurnItDown on Aug 2, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno about that its a lose lose situation…if broxton gets a save i get a heart attack if he doesn’t he blows another game

Dodgers for life

by beastchingy on Aug 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping for 5 wins this series. :)

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You going to any games?

by KellyStephen on Aug 2, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weekend only this week.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone lol at my display picture of russell martin? Lol

Dodgers for life

by beastchingy on Aug 2, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Look on Martin's face says

“This is awesome! And there is no way in hell that this could ever come back to bite me. Snap away, photo man!”

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If one of those girls was an ex would you be pissed she left you to play with Martin, or would you say, Damn, my girl left me for Martin.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be pissed she didn’t invite. There’s more than enough to go around, in that picture.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty sure, once you’ve broken up with a woman, you lose access to her friends. It’s like the third rule of thermodynamics.

How would you define your approach to management, apart from being brilliant?

by Josie Becker on Aug 2, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always sucked at physics. Girls, too.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Aug 2, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you suck at girls

you’re doing it right!

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope that Josie forgive me for this link...

Louise Bourgoin: The hottest French actress I've ever seen <3

by Jojo93160 on Aug 2, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my link was delete...

I’m ok with that…

Louise Bourgoin: The hottest French actress I've ever seen <3

by Jojo93160 on Aug 2, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

where did you get that from?

by LA Taco on Aug 2, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first live Dodger HR came in 1990. Who hit it?

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Eddie Murray??

Louise Bourgoin: The hottest French actress I've ever seen <3

by Jojo93160 on Aug 2, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scioscia??

Louise Bourgoin: The hottest French actress I've ever seen <3

by Jojo93160 on Aug 2, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Samuel??

Louise Bourgoin: The hottest French actress I've ever seen <3

by Jojo93160 on Aug 2, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fernando

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but this guy DID pitch once.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This clues gives it away.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say

Hubie Brooks before this clue

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And when I say once I literally mean once.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Wetteland

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alfredo Griffin

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Offerman

debut at bat

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also against Dennis Martinez

Sunday Game, Aug 19th, it was supposed to be the new Era.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retrosheet says

Hamilton hit 0 homeruns in 1990 in 24 ABs

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was just a kid! :)

Must have been 1989.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only brought it up

because I was going to guess Hamilton until I saw that stat on retrosheet

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s cool, thanks!

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johan Santana imploding in first inning in Hotlanta.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Does State Farm offer murder insurance in case I want to strangle the State Farm guy?

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lie a good neighbor

State Farm will kill your pets

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah! Why is he so smug?

and why wont he let the State Farm agent complete a sentence??

by TurnItDown on Aug 2, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to Marty

I just made two different batches of “kimchi” (inspired) pickles. let’s see how they turn out….

by mintxcore on Aug 2, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe somebody can start a TBLA Recipe Club.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where you can go

and post off-topic baseball items? ;)

by TurnItDown on Aug 2, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You work fast

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had some cucumbers from my CSA box that I knew were gonna just sit there otherwise

I did this recipe: http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/quick-kimchi-cucumbers

and then did one with that korean red pepper paste, salt, vinegar, red pepper flakes, and fish sauce.

we’ll see how they turn out and now i have to figure out what to make for dinner.

by mintxcore on Aug 2, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

HellBoy is having a pretty sick debut. This is what happens when you let your top prospects percolate forever — they come up exceptionally polished.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta love suspended games

Ely’s terrible start is erased and his ERA is back to 3.00

by SeanMillerSavior on Aug 2, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What happened?

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got bombed a couple days ago

like 4 runs in 1/3 of inning. . . but the rain came, so its like nothing happened

by SeanMillerSavior on Aug 2, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh

nice. :)

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by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was in college, one of the math prof’s favorite books was “How to Lie With Statistics.”

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Aug 2, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was low-90s in Pasadena today at 2 p.m. Hate it.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

This time of year can easily be 105

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I was under the assumption that the temperatures were a little less extreme in Southern California. I am wrong again.

That is 2x’s this year. That is weird.

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We live in a desert

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in Oceanside for a year or so. It was never really hot. But I guess that is further south.

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and practically on the beach.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't really remember

I was working the whole time.

Never went to the beach

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's very mild on the coast

but Pasadena is in the middle of a valley and is 20 miles from the shore.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you judge the weather by Dodger Stadium

it is fairly mild compared to those who live “over the hill” where even the devil finds the valley to hot for his taste.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only time I went to

Dodger Stadium, the wife got a pretty good sunburn.

Of course I had her there as soon as they’d let me in!

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends where you are. Near the beach, it can be in the 70s. Ten miles inland, it’ll be 100.

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Aug 2, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is crazy

Like I said above, I lived in Oceanside for about a year. It was never too bad.

On the contrary, I lived in 29 Palms for about 10 months (March – December). It was brutal in the summer.

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this has been the mildest summer I can remember in Pasadena/Altadena. I actually was cold yesterday morning. On Aug 1!

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Aug 2, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

we had 1 very hot week in mid july. since then its been pretty mild.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 2, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question

how many parks in the AL East are hitters parks?

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m surprised Citizens Bank Park isnt ranked higher on the list.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 2, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 of 5 home parks

are in the top ten on that list. So basically Keith’s answer was right.

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ely channeling his inner Elbert

walking the bases loaded .. . and then giving up a bases clearing double to the opposing pitcher

by SeanMillerSavior on Aug 2, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Love press notes. Ryan Theriot leads the National League in opposite field hits! By three over Brandon Phillips.

by Alex41592 on Aug 2, 2010 5:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Mike and Keith what did you think of BB last night? Some highlights I like was the yelling match between Rachel and Kirsten and then how they all feigned interest to go the HOH room.

by vadodger on Aug 2, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty good episode.

Kristen is done if she is on the block Thursday night. I thought it was a good episode. All of Hayden’s boys talk about how he needs to get rid of Kristen, but they don’t really tell him that.

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t need to tell him, she’s doing the work on her own.

Kristin can’t win POV, and nobody else will veto her. She’s gone.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought it was good. Both Rachel and Kristin are idiots. Hayden will make it past this week easily. Brittney is hot, and playing the game fairly well. Loved the clips of the houseguests reacting to Rachel’s HOH room.

by Michael White on Aug 2, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point on Brittany. She is working her ass off to hang in there right now. A little girl time with the chick everyone hates is brilliant when it is in the HOH room out of sight from the others.

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason Brittany reminds me of that Natalie girl from last season.

by vadodger on Aug 2, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was natalie

the chick in love with Jessie?

She was from AZ, I think…..

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, the pigpen girl. She like never showered and stuff

by vadodger on Aug 2, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trayvon continues to rake. Already 2-for-2.

by silverwidow on Aug 2, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Kobe’s 81 point game is on NBA TV

by vadodger on Aug 2, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone notice

the great game by Wesley Wright yesterday? Wright and Hanrahan are simply give a ways.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Aug 2, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how the A's feel

when they see Ethier.

The Omar Moreno of this blog

by Humma Kavula on Aug 2, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know how Beane probably feels

“Man, I could so trade him for some prospects.”

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kyle Russell went deep

avg up to .220 and climbing. . .K rate still hideous

by SeanMillerSavior on Aug 2, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats to the mods

The game preview thread on GasLampBall has 32 comments.

Same thread here has 444 comments.

People don't think it be like this, but it do.

by MartinGreen on Aug 2, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

But what percent of the comments are baseball related? :)

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

we

are a community. Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

COOOOOOOOOLD BLOODED

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man

Carlos Santana just got taken out

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

do tell

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he tried to block the plate with his leg

his knee looked like it might have bent the other way.

by Tommy Blackjack on Aug 2, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was blocking home plate with his left leg extended and locked. Baserunner came sliding in and literally buckled Santana’s knee like a flamingo.

by prosellis on Aug 2, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one looks nasty. It will be a miracle if his knee isn’t seriously damaged.

by prosellis on Aug 2, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one is definitely a season ender. Lets hope its not any more than that.

by prosellis on Aug 2, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus. I hope he’s ok.

Leading the league in OMGs.

by Maddz on Aug 2, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that sucks. Hopefully he can still go on to have a good career after this.

Adam Morrison has more rings than Lebron, Bosh, and Wade combined?

by shaqfor3 on Aug 2, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston Baseball Writer Pete Abraham

Is calling it a broken leg on twitter. @PeteAbe

by prosellis on Aug 2, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

It’d be like me choosing between strawberries and cherries……

They both suck, but I think that strawberries would suck more….

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute?

You don’t like strawberries? C’mon!

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

by vadodger on Aug 2, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he must be an alien.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starburst must be hell for you.

by regfairfield on Aug 2, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he were a soccer player, he’d probably be able to keep on playing after they sprinkled some water on his face. (sorry bad joke, must be World Cup withdrawl)

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inside the park HR

from someone on the Reds who has never been in my kitchen.

by Xeifrank on Aug 2, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Watched "The Club" last night

They talked for a few moments about how Kenny Williams picked up both Andruw Jones and Juan Pierre.

Mentioned how they are helping so much. Kenny and Ozzie wanted a “true” leadoff hitter and that is why JP was so important for them to get this year.

Ugh

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

My favorite part of that part

was that they are talking with the “stat guy,” Dan Fabian, and he kind of said “they were pushing for speed at the top of the lineup,” kind of subtly distancing himself from that move. :)

Also, pitching coach Don Cooper seems like one cool dude.

by Eric Stephen on Aug 2, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show up to the series pitching meeting ready…..

He gets through that shit fast.

by keithc13 on Aug 2, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

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