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Report: Dodgers Sign Marcus Thames

Marcus Thames has 35 home runs in his last 640 PA against lefties.

We've known for some time that the Dodgers' options for third outfielder with Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp are underwhelming. With current depth chart toppers Tony Gwynn and Jay Gibbons both left-handed batters, as is the out-of-options Xavier Paul, the Dodgers are in desperate need of a right-handed bat, preferably one who could play the outfield. Marcus Thames is apparently the man for that role, as he has signed a contract with the Dodgers, per Dylan Hernandez of the LA Times.

The interest in Thames was mentioned earlier today in a tweet from Danny Knobler of CBS Sportsline, and confirmed by Ken Gurnick of MLB.com this afternoon. Gurnick also mentioned Gabe Kapler and (lefty) Eric Chavez as other veteran bench options. Hernandez tweeted that the Dodgers are close to a minor league deal with Kapler.

Thames doesn't provide much in the way of defense (his career UZR/150 in the outfield is -7.6 runs, and he has started just 40 total games in the outfield in the last two seasons), but he would give the Dodgers at the very least their best bench power threat from the right side since the heyday of Olmedo Saenz.

Thames in his career has hit .264/.333/.505 against southpaws, and has an OPS of better than .800 against lefties in each of the last five seasons. In the last five seasons, Thames has 33 doubles and 35 home runs in 640 plate appearances against southpaws.

Thames, who turns 34, made $900,000 with the Yankees last season, and hit .288/.350/.491 in 237 PA with New York. The assumption here is that Thames would sign for relatively cheap (somewhere near the $2.125 million annually that Matt Diaz got, for instance), and if used judiciously he could be a great bargain. Given the Dodgers current cast of characters for the Dodgers' third outfield spot, Thames has a low bar to clear.

The signing of Thames, when official, will give the Dodgers 40 players on their 40-man roster. Assuming Thames doesn't pull a Giles, Thames will be the first Marcus in Dodger history.

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Happy Thames?

only time….will tell.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 5:23 PM PST reply actions  

twss

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So another low OBP guy

The year of the solo jack? ….twss

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by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 5:27 PM PST reply actions  

But I don’t like the Solo play
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Jack

by Grimjack on Jan 17, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Well if he only plays against lefties it could work.

At least the defense will be hilarious.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

Esp if it ends up a platoon of Thames and The Primate.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Does this make Gwynn playing center less likely?

or would they consider having gwynn play center against righties and sit against lefties?

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by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably

I assume Gwynn is now the late game defensive replacement for LF and Kemp starts and finishes every game in CF.

And that Paul is a goner.

by Michael White on Jan 17, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The last spot appears to be between X.Paul, Mitchell, and Juan Castro.

I think we all know who has the inside track there.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Nick Green?

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by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

callback

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul doesn’t seem to have a skill set left that isn’t otherwise covered. Gwynn is faster and better defensively. Thames and Gibbons are better hitters. He looks like he’s done with LAD.

Mitchell doesn’t seem particularly necessary either except that he can play third base which is nice. But this seems like Castro’s spot to lose.

by Michael White on Jan 17, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers managed to get a warm body (a MiLB LHP even) for Hu. Can they get anything for XPaul?

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I assume he’s about as valuable as Delwyn Young.

by Michael White on Jan 17, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm sure this is your point

but we dealt him for cash right?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Am I misremembering or was the “cash” in that deal like $0.50?

by Michael White on Jan 17, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still going with

Dodgers Reach Bridge, Cross, Sign Thames

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 5:28 PM PST reply actions  

I didn’t want to steal your headline — it was too good — and I couldn’t beat it, so I went vanilla.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If you ever see me provide anything of value whatsoever, please don’t hesitate to steal it – not like it’s getting used for anything else.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers sign Thames, start punting………
(too much of a reach?)

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 17, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers Sign Thames

TBLA Starts Pissing In It

by mintxcore on Jan 17, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

has he

ever played there?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He can’t be any worse than he is in left field.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

34 starts in his career

31 of which were in 2007 (other 3 in 2008).

Thames did play one inning at 3B last year! VERSATILITY

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

well

it’s an idea then

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Thames’ one inning at 3B came in the bottom of the 9th inning on July 29 against the Indians, with the Yankees already up 11-1.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Thames was apparently a disaster, and threw a ball into the stands.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He won't be seeing 3rd base in LA I'm guessing...

1B wouldn’t be so bad, as a RH backup.

Honestly, Gibbons and Thames are both terrible defensively, so my guess (or hope) is Gwynn still gets a lot of time spelling them…

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by underdog on Jan 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Also in that game

Position player Andy Marte pitched, and struck out Nick Swisher, fellow position playing flamethrower.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

This is as good a summary of the incident as I can find, from Seamheads:

Now if we can only figure out who had the comical idea to stick Thames at third base late in a blowout game against the Indians on July 29. Thames has played the outfield and a little bit of first base over his nine-season career, but never third base. He’s never even played third base in the minors. But there he was when Jayson Nix came up to bat and hit a wicked shot near the third base line. Thames, to his credit, moved his feet and made a brilliant diving stop of the ball, then got up and heaved the ball to the Hamptons. He missed the bag by at least 50 feet with his throw, with fans ducking as the ball landed in the stands. His teammates on the bench sure got a kick out of it and let’s hope Manager Joe Girardi doesn’t stick Thames at third again under any circumstances.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine there being block quotes there.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting about Kapler too, if only because I used to really like him

though I know he hasn’t been much in recent years. But hey, as a minor league flyer kinda guy, why not?

Thames I feel “meh” about, but at least as a RHH option off the bench he’ll add some strength there. Much more positive about him in that role than as a full time starter, but sounds like he’ll be a platooner more likely…

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by underdog on Jan 17, 2011 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

Kapler is a dick.

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by G.Scott on Jan 17, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You know him?

I don’t know anything about his personality, just that he was a kind of underdog (er…) guy, and a Jewish ballplayer.

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by underdog on Jan 17, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

he spent a year coaching scout league teams and we played against his team a couple times. Dude spent the whole time yelling at kids and on his cell phone.

I will say, though, dude was yoked.

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by G.Scott on Jan 17, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

what

how did I get roped into this?

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Any way they can play Gwynn as a 4th outfielder, during the game?

When Ted Lilly pitches at least. Scrap one of middle infielders. ;-)

Also, is this a guaranteed contract?

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by underdog on Jan 17, 2011 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

My guess is yes, a major league deal for Thames.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a chance that Thames leveraged himself against our desperation for RH power that he’ll get upper 2s, low 3s.

by silverwidow on Jan 17, 2011 5:41 PM PST reply actions  

FYI

Thames’ middle name is Markey.

by silverwidow on Jan 17, 2011 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

I think you dropped a letter there.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, which Markey?

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by G.Scott on Jan 17, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Markey Mark was such a BAMF in The Departed.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I'm for this

but it could be the pain pills talking. My back went out last night

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jan 17, 2011 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

I wish I knew

I had to be wheeled into the Dr office :(

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Jan 17, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

feel better!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well that sucks. I’d suggest tequila, but don’t mix those with the pain pills!

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I put in “Gabe Kapler” in Google Images and started laughing my ass off. I had no idea he did that shit.

by silverwidow on Jan 17, 2011 5:54 PM PST reply actions  

Leopard speedos are certainly a bold choice.

by Alex41592 on Jan 17, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully because Joe Torre is gone that will be less of a common occurrence

depending on whether or not Mattingly was influenced by him on that count.

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by underdog on Jan 17, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I

Don’t mind a non-straight platoon as far as Thames is concerned.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 6:01 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Let me check

Turns out Mattingly is a manager, so he will in fact also play guys due to hot streaks.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He'll

Also use 3 pitchers in one inning too.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 6:04 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

We could probably create a lineup with the current players.

For a joke, when the first time Kemp and Ethier are out, I’m guessing it would look like:

1. Furcal
2. Gwynn
3. Gibbons
4. Blake
5. Loney
6. Barajas
7. Thames
8. Uribe
9. Pitcher

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 5:56 PM PST reply actions  

Why are you making me sad like this?

Also, why would Uribe hit 8th?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It was either 2nd or 8th. I went with the less soul crushing option.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

15 runs by the 4th inning.

by Alex41592 on Jan 17, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They

Were moments last year where that could not be any worse.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

There

Were moments

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 6:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I'd flip flop

4 and 5. Loney was decent with runners in scoring postion with less than 2 outs.

by Grimjack on Jan 17, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I had Loney at 2nd for a moment, before changing it at the last minute.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I counter Crap with Crappier!

1. Gwynn
2. Furcal
3. Loney
4. Gibbons
5. Blake
6. Thames
7. Uribe
8. Barajas
9. Lilly

=)

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be funny if it weren’t so sad and realistic.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Some interesting notes

Thames did have 8 HR’s and an .896 OPS against righties last season in just under 100 PA’s.

He didn’t even thrive in Yankee Stadium. He did much better on the road.

by Alex41592 on Jan 17, 2011 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

Kapler, from

Wikipedia

To honor his Jewish heritage, Kapler has a Star of David tattooed on his left calf, with the inscription “Strong Willed, Strong Minded” in Hebrew, and the post-Holocaust motto “Never Again” with a flame and the dates of the Holocaust on his right calf.
I’m far from an expert, but isn’t tattooing considered a violation of the Torah? Maybe Gabe is an Extreme Reform Jew or something.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

That really depends on the type of Judaism you practice, yeah.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Also a curious choice given that the Nazis tattooed the people in the camps and how much the survivors hate the tattoos.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Correct

A jewish person is not supposed to deface the human body. Believe that most rabbis would consider tattoos defacing the human body.

by wineracquet on Jan 17, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We have been over this before

But I believe I am on solid ground saying this: the dictum against tattoos is something that Jewish mothers tell their Jewish children so they won’t get tattoos.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/17/fashion/17SKIN.html

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 17, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve also heard it said that it’s an interpretation of something from one of the law codes — don’t remember off the top of my head, but if I had to guess, I’d say Leviticus, based on editors and what not — about not profaning/desecrating/defacing the body.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Basketball Jesus said he’s never seen anyone with Blake Griffin’s physical tools. Gotta respect that.

by silverwidow on Jan 17, 2011 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Basketball Jesus?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

One of Larry Bird’s nicknames.

by silverwidow on Jan 17, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ray Allen was good as him

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Jan 18, 2011 12:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Larry Bird is the same person who picked Tyler Hansbrough when he needed a PG.

He’s not the best GM in the game right now.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, this has really been bugging me

Is there a time limit on what can be considered an assist in the NBA? Is it 2-4 seconds maybe?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

scorer’s discretion.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Assuming Thames doesn’t pull a Giles, he will be the first Marcus in Dodgers history.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

Back out of deal or beat a woman (allegedly)?

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we know why McCourt borrowed money from Fox

Having no more money left, but needing a right handed hitter for left field, McCourt went to Fox for the money for Thames!

by wineracquet on Jan 17, 2011 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

West End Ave

Is that your barrio Maddz? Just had dinner with a client at Stoney River…

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 6:26 PM PST reply actions  

21st Ave in the VIllage. :)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be back in Nashville sometime in Feb when I get back from India…this trip is fast and busy

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

for sure. I’ll be in LA the weekend of the 17th but we should definitely get drinks or coffee or something!!

If you come late enough in Feb, maybe baseball season will have started!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeez, get a room, you two!

/GScott wrists

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

If you come to Nashville, I’ll get drinks with you too!

/TBLack Widow

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

shouldn't it be

TBLAck Widow?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Tonight is not the night to nitpick with me m’dear, unless you’d like my foot up your ass from Nashville.

:)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Like you could get your foot up that high :P

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be true about 5 years ago, but thanks to kickboxing and cheerleading, I have a wicked high kick. :D

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll have to watch out then if I’m ever in Nashville. Too bad I’m out here in California where it was a nice sunny day :)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I know

it rained here and was cold.

/wrists

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister called my dad tonight and said it was a nice 20 degrees in Jersey. I just love being in Southern California :)

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by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you just call yourself an assface?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I say anything about my face?

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

oh sh[ ], it’s getting thrown down y’all

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Well its not like the human ass is that high in the air…I just wasn’t sure where you were going with it.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

uh huh

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz has always been a fan of The Big Lead.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Dont be jealous Eric, I just dont have any clients in Hesperia

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

True Love Blooms LA.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

also

do you need an assistant in LA during the summer?!

?!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramona Shelburne

of ESPNLosAngeles has an article up on Trayvon Robinson that is worth the read. There is also this little tidbit in it that I don’t recall hearing before, or did I just miss it?

Then, last season, the team put him through a routine eye test and discovered he needed corrective lenses.
The implication in the article is that he got lenses before the season started last year.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

i just watched a video of him on Dodgers.com

he was wearing glasses.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

WHOO THAMES!

2011 Los Angeles Dodgers World Champions!

/suicide

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Jeez, c'mon man... kind of an overreaction perhaps? ;-)

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by underdog on Jan 17, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Boooo

per Tony Jackson:

Ng did confirm that the club isn’t discussing a multiyear contract with either Billingsley, Kuo or Loney. All three are “four-plus” players, meaning they have between four and five years of major league service time, are arbitration-eligible for the second time and — barring a multiyear deal — will be arbitration-eligible again next winter.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

My wants.

Kuo-2 yrs
Loney-1 yr
Bills-4 yrs

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Given Kuo's Ming Vase of a left elbow

going year to year with him makes sense to me. Loney’s lack of improved production also makes year to year defensible. Billingsley should be on the multiyear contract radar though.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was debating 1 or 2 on Kuo.

But, if he does what he did again, than he may want more than our cheap asses are willing to give him. And I <3 Kuo.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Dream world scenario

Let Loney walk and sign a real first baseman.

Sacrilege?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

welcome to TBLA

have you met to Mike White? ;)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I tease, but most people are on board with your suggestion. Also, welcome to TBLA, for real.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously

welcome

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured most people would be, but there are so many people here now that I don’t know!

When did this become such a hot hangout spot, anyway?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

since me and MAddz revolutionized shit. Hi! ’Member me from the Cal boards?

GO BEARS!

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

since me and MAddz revolutionized shit.

The revolution may not be televised, but the revolution DOES have a vagina.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 17, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hahahahaha

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wendy and Lisa were the shit

wait, you were talking about Prince’s band, right?

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by Pure Azure on Jan 18, 2011 12:17 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

no offense meant Atom, but you must not have been here a month ago :)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I drift in and out. I’m sure the discussion has been had many, many times though.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yes

many. It’s one of those things we try not to talk about anymore. Everything that can be said has been said.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

That and left field……………..

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 17, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And Santana.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Say what

Hey I grew up before “hooked on phonics” so I’m wondering, what is the enunciation of his last name? TIMS, TAMES .Help.

by dodgers32 on Jan 17, 2011 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Temms – one syllable, like the British pronounce the name of the river in London.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Z KEY ALERT

I’ve been hitting the gym for the last two weeks, and now I’m sitting here icing my knees. :(

I’m getting old.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

Reminder that I hurt myself doing office pushups.

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by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I P90X

If what you said makes you sore… Try P90X.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Why would I do that when my method works just as well? I’m pretty much seeing immediate results with my legs…my core is a different story, and I’ve just about given up on the A portion of T&A.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

SQUAT MORE.

The P90X ab work is pretty decent for body weight stuff.

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by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

SQUAT MORE?!

I’m not sure there exists a “more” option.

I need to start doing three minutes of abs at the end of my workout.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Good abs don’t take 3 minutes, they take, I dunno, 16.

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by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, but this would be on top of the other ab work I’m doing…and I’m holding them in contraction when I SQUAT MORE anyway.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay fair enough.

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by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Because.

You are complaining about a gym. P90X freaking kills.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe I was complaining about being old and exercising poor judgment. This could also apply to when my brother’s 20 year old friend hit on me. :)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You are..?

Like 22?

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not. :)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

At absolute most...

24.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I am 24, yes.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Daaayyymmm.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

…I don’t understand but that’s ok. :)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a good dayyyymmm.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Geez, get a restraining order, you two! :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe I should be a ghost.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric is the modern day version of the old lady chaperones walking behind Michael Corleone in Sicily

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:18 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m more like the impressionable bodyguards. I can’t say I wouldn’t take money to plant a car bomb.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

…waitaminute

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/hands a $20

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

/hands a $22 dollar bill

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

true story

at my high school dances we had chaperones with flashlights. If we were dancing too close, they come up to you, say “make room for jesus” and make you dance further apart

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you

Say “Damn Sister, I ain’t doing a threesome”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I agreed to it.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

…I went to public high school where homecoming was $5 and you couldn’t wear heels cos it would mess up the wood floor.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Prom was at Universal Studios, actually, and it was fairly classy.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine was at Jim Henson's Sound Stage

That place was pretty nice, though it felt kinda small inside.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Mine was at Sea World, well not mine, but the homedude I was dating in Encinitas. We got to hang out with the penguins

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s awesome!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That actually sounds pretty awesome

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I read this as..

“where was porn?”

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Porn is everywhere.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Ms Less Than Half My Age.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Go old school – run cold bath, pour ice into bath, place beer into bath, place Maddz into bath, drink beer and cuss like a sailor

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure I could ever do that, though the idea of beer does make it slightly more bearable?

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I am so not manly enough to do the ice bath thing. That looks painful!

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

and sadly, the best way to recover from a workout

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Or you are too manly.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

In what regard?

I’m sure if he wanted to return to TV with his own show, he would be offered several trucks of money.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed. And he’s a household name.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Seinfeld was smart enough to get out while he was still on top.
Maybe performing just wasn’t enjoyable for him anymore?
Hope he doesn’t get tired of counting all that money!

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 7:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Seinfeld is awesome. He’s a billionaire with like 50 porches. I also love his show post 1992.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like this signing

Platoon Gibbons and Thames, and either player represents a legitimate power threat as a PH. If Thames becomes the primary starting LF, will the left field corner be known as the riverfront?

And personally I’ve always liked Thames. Maybe because I like guys who hit for power that aren’t every day players. And here’s the obligatory happy story that says Thames is probably a Ned kind of guy.

by StolenMonkey86 on Jan 17, 2011 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

If Thames becomes the primary starting LF, will the left field corner be known as the riverfront?

I like this!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, if you know London, it should probably be called “the South Bank”.

by berkowit28 on Jan 17, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like it may be more like “Down by the River” if he winds up being the primay LF? (i shot my baby)

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Appearing in 604 games since 2002, we present - Marcus Thames!

Thames, granted free agency by his las two teams over the past two years (Detroit and NYY) looks like a decent RH pinch hitter?

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 7:16 PM PST reply actions  

Platoon Splits
vs. LHP: .264/.333/.505 (833 PA)
vs. RHP: .236/.296/.480 (1113 PA)

Role Splits
starter: .247/.307/.492 (1812 PA)
reliever: .266/.363/.474 (134 PA)

by StolenMonkey86 on Jan 17, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Jay Gibbons vs RHP:
.258/.319/.464
.023 points of OBP for .016 of SLG is probably a decent tradeoff

by StolenMonkey86 on Jan 17, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, Thames 2011 gives me visions of 2007 Wilson Betemit at the plate.

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

for IVdown

Because he isn’t a A-Lister, Masi Okay is at Staples tonight, pretty good seats but will likely not make TNT’s celebrity shots.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 7:18 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Oka

Damn self-correcting phone.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 7:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

helpful 95% of the time, really annoying that other 5% :)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He's actually one of my favorite actors :)

I love it how he was kinda randomly on like 3-5 episodes of Scrubs too. I miss Heroes :(

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweeps

And they only shoot 22 a year.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 7:25 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

possible spoiler alert

It’s never lupus.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It was lupus once in season 4.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You just made me want to download some of his stuff tonight

Thank you :)

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of Glee.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

That

Would be something if the cast of “House” broke out in song during a medical procedure.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 7:35 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I hear

Hugh Laurie is quite muscially talented.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

that was Scrubs

Everything that we see is a shadow cast by that which we do not see. - MLK Jr.

by G.Scott on Jan 17, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No worries, I get those two confused all the time.

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by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Who

Would have thought the most enduring Van Halen song would feature Sammy Hagar and played as teams came out of their dressing rooms.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 7:28 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Jaime’s Cryin is my fav

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a good one

As well as Right now like Eric said. My favorite Van Halen song, by far, is Dance The Night Away. Such a great song.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Like it – also like Runnin’ with the Devil a bunch

don’t know why, but always loved hot for teacher

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Love that video

EVH guitar solo and DLR picking the kids up in the hot rod was filmed at my high school ..John Marshall in Los Feliz

by arbfuldodger on Jan 17, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked the like 9 minute long Eruption solos he did live..

But that is probably because I play guitar and love seeing that crazy shit.

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by Corncake on Jan 17, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

More Rock Star Privilage

We’d get arrested for masturbating in public.

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by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope

Mrs. HJ had a great birthday.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 7:33 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

She did!

Thanks for asking. Breakfast out, then homedepot where we bought lumber and ate from the taco truck. An afternoon of building her cutting table followed by the best ramen I ever ate—-will have to take you there when I get back to civilization

great day

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

we did! that’s where the taco truck was parked

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

Joe is much more intense during a Steeler’s playoff game than most Dodger’s games. He kept yelling “fumble” in the second half. And that worked.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 7:40 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry – should have warned you and I was actually on my best behavior while you were there

Mrs HJ later that evening “When the Steelers lost that second fumble I was sure glad Craig was around…”

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

will have to take you there when I get back to civilization

/wrists

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

it's ok, it's so true

that’s why I’m trying to find a job in LA for the summer…and that’s why I’m hitting everyone up on TBLA.

If I have to, I’ll test video games for the summer, but I hope it doesn’t come to that.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

does Brea maybe work for you?

and do you mind a Customer Care job?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Their debut album came out when I was a senior in HS. We loved it at the time, but pretty soon we were moving on to other things. I still like their first few records though.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

wait

are we talking about Beethoven?

by mintxcore on Jan 17, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I might accept

Artie Shaw or some such thing as an age joke, you know, from an era when sound recordings existed, but some long-hair classical composer??

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

now we’re talkin’ Jet Age

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

twenty three skidoo!
(even beyond me)

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 17, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Sammy Hagar

My nephew, who is now of driving age but wasn’t old enough a few years ago, was lamenting his lack of personal transportation choices. He was in the other room at my brother’s house, and I heard him say, “I can’t drive” so I ran into the room and yelled, “FIFTY FIVE!!!!”

Damn if that wasn’t one of the top ten funniest moments in human history.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i don't know what's the funnier image

you doing that, or his bewildered face. oh, and rec.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the yelling

It’s Eric running into the room.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Who on this board

besides Maddz and I are 24-25 yrs old? Outta curiousity.

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

GScott is two days older than I am, so he’s 24 as well. K3vo is also 24, I believe.

Reg is old. :D

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not divulging his age without his permission. :)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m 26 inching close to 27.

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by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

speaking of facebook

I changed my relationship status on there and within SECONDS I got fb chatted by three different people and texted by my sister.

I’m in a fake relationship with a friend of mine. EVERYONE, STAND DOWN

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh you say that now.

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by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Just remember: guy on guy relationship on Facebook – hilarious
Girl on girl – Hot.

It doesn’t work the way you’re doing it!

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude have you seen my girlfriend? She’s hot. Like, super hot. Seriously.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You could definitely do worse.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

:(

i’m old?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

no smoking

the evil is subjective. :)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

does it come with a safe word? Pineapple, perhaps?

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

if i'm feeling generous

otherwise we play “guess the new safe word”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

that was a callback (<3 vero joe)

but ahahahahahaha +10

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oh btw — I OFFICIALLY QUIT! totally clean for over a month. Fuck you graduate school. Fuck you.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

YAY!

Now you aren’t evil like Hitler and stuff

/you’d get these references if you’d just watch Scott Pilgrim already

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

maybe I’m just waiting for SPRING TRAINING!!!!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

(regarding Scott Pilgrim, not being evil like Hitler)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

sung

Spring Training, Spring Training, it’s going to be, lots of fun

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

sung

Spring Training, Spring Training, it’s going to be, so much fun

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

(applause)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

/bows

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

also

I’ve been alcohol free since then 3rd.

I am officially the most boring person on the planet.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The most boring Maddz in the world

“I don’t always drink beer…………..that’s all I got.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

"I don’t always drink beer…………..because when I do, it gives me a headache"

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Good work

Congrats.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I was more teasing Andrew about his age. I think all of TBLA falls under part of the heading of “Young” or “dumb” or “Full of Fun”

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

AKA Taco Bell’s target audience.

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by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

well,

IIRC, Phil classifed me as a “baby” in his post about TBLA members.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I am as old or older than any two of you combined.

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by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

me too

But then we actually remember the Dodgers winning the World Series.

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older than the rocks and the dirt

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

I invented dirt.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 17, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I am just barely old enough to remember the Dodgers winning the World Series. So really, I’m the best age.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve watched 5 Dodger World Series wins and remember the one in 1955.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 17, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My Dad

too!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s pretty awesome! But the flipside is, you’re old. :-P

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

25, going to turn 26 in 10 days

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ooh happy ALMOST BIRTHDAY TRIPON!!!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

REALLY?

You need to come to Spring Training for the TBLA Young And Dumb And Full of Fun Celebration Extravaganza!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I am neither

young, dumb, OR full of fun.

hell yeah

by mintxcore on Jan 17, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

therefore

you are UNINVITED

that’s not true, you’re lots of fun, please come. :)

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully ill be working

and im already taking time off to go to new orleans to help shoot a wedding

by mintxcore on Jan 17, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you don’t murder the bride and groom. They should at least enjoy their honeymoon first.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s like in that one movie…Tombstone?

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

or it could be Kill Bill

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

huh, it’s more of a trope than I though….maybe that rain on your wedding day was a hail of bullets

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

here, here…since we’re destined to be married and all, I mean not destined to be married

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

psh, you know you want to marry me

/breadwinner

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I would go to more fairs and/or carnivals if you could win bread.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

you knocked over the cans! Here’s your brioche

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

in a marriage between a chick with a PhD in God, and a PhD in books, any bread we have will be found : p

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

It would have to work around my schedule. I have a ton of Kings games coming up the next two months.

I’m destined to meet Josie eventually anyway. : )

by Alex41592 on Jan 17, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If I ever become Kings scribe for SBNLA, then it’ll probably definitely happen. Or wait, do you ever work Galaxy matches?

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t yet. Might get a game or two this upcoming season.

by Alex41592 on Jan 17, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm 24

and turn 25 on the 23rd anniversary of the Kirk Gibson eyeblack incident.

by StolenMonkey86 on Jan 17, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

you are exactly 6 months older than I am.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

And Rick Honeycutt got the W for LA, while Steve Sax stole two bases that day.

by StolenMonkey86 on Jan 17, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This guy

bitzes

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

A/S/L???

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is it, are you too old or too young for a mid-90s AOL chat reference?

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by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

he can’t be too young…I know what ASL means.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Colletti

Colletti is pretty good at signing non-elite players – shall we call them bums. If used right, Thames can help.

The bar was low as can be, but this has been a better off season than expected.

We have a chance at the Division which is more than I thought possible.

by Duranimal on Jan 17, 2011 8:03 PM PST reply actions  

What a way to spend $100,000,000.00?

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, it’s only money – right?
btw, we did get our 14 game mini plan for 2011.

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s with the .00? You like typing zeroes, think it looks like more money? Who’s counting pennies?

by berkowit28 on Jan 17, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Who’s counting pennies?

Whomever is appointed by Los Angeles Superior Court judge Scott Gordon.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Commissioner, n’est-ce pas?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Jan 17, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

He got promoted to a judge.

by berkowit28 on Jan 17, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, a hundred mil + 10
what’s the MLB leauge average per team, $65,000,000.00 or so?

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

More fun Thames defense

this time, from RF (thanks to Yankee fan @bkabak)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:04 PM PST reply actions  

gotta transform the slo-mo of that one into a gif
loved it as he is closing his eyes as the ball nears his hands.

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Love it. Active badness much better than boring immobility.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve missed your wit, reg.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww thanks. Good to have you back.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll try to hang out more, for sure :)

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

As Keith astutely pointed out on Twitter

Gibbons is still the greatest Dodger LF ever, so it will be tough for Thames to get PA :)

Gibbons is one of just 17 Dodgers in their 127-year franchise history to have a .500 SLG with the team (minimum 80 PA)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:21 PM PST reply actions  

Weeks has turned into a very nice player

I like the idea.

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 17, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends on the deal, but he sure does pose a health risk.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanna be sedated

Not quite Eric’s FIFTY FIVE,I know

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions  

a better song though

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Jan 18, 2011 12:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The Fans Scouting Report (defense)

conducted by Tom Tango last August has Thames as the worst LFer in all of baseball (of those included in the survey). The next closest was Garrett Anderson. :)
Night, all.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on Jan 17, 2011 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

OMG

it took me half the episode, but Steve-O (from SLC Punk) is on House right now (squee!)

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

The Shakespeare play previews skit on SNL was pretty funny IMO

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

3D, check
celebrity voices, check
all the jokes featured in the trailer, check

it’ll make $200 mill opening weekend

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You know you're a loser when

Instead of doing your work so you can go to sleep, you scour the internet to watch Steeler press conferences and interviews

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 8:32 PM PST reply actions  

At

Least start stretching
  :)

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 8:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Joey Votto contract (3/$38m) details

per the AP:

2011: $8m ($5.5m salary + $2.5m signing bonus)
2012: $11m ($9.5m salary + $1.5m signing bonus)
2013: $17m (salary)
2014: $2m (deferred signing bonus)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:46 PM PST reply actions  

OK, that Kobe dunk was badass. Entertaining first half.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

16

Minute halftime

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 8:52 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Not to go all Tomas C, but the “new” girlfriend in the All-State commercial is fine.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

To

Take this back to Tomas, I remember having a discussion on DT about the Fresh Prince and most thought Karen Parsons was very attractive since Tatiyana Ali was a little young on that show.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 9:05 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Not exactly the way I'd like to be remembered here

but I’ll take it! :-)

"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."

by TomasC on Jan 17, 2011 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

For anyone that likes trance or house or anything like that, do yourself a favor and TOTALLY START LISTENING TO BT.

Goodness. I took a shower and played one of his songs today and I was just in a totally positive headspace afterwards.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

Love Ron Artest

per Laker beat writer Kevin Ding:

“If it wasn’t for In-and-Out burger, I probably would have gone to Memphis or something."

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 8:58 PM PST reply actions  

Five Guys offers a pretty comparable burger.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

The Habit is better.

I went to Ruby Tues. a couple of weeks ago because they’re big in the OC, and they basically sold In and Out food for a couple of bucks more.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the Habit, but it’s not in Nashville. :(

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Habit is outstanding.

I still haven’t tried Five Guys yet.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Five Guys use peanut oil to fry their fries. It actually makes it taste like fried chicken for me.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I haven’t tried In-N-Out yet.

by StolenMonkey86 on Jan 17, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

….do you live in a place where you can eat In n Out?

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

5 guys

And that Chili place.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 9:10 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

it’s very similar to 5 Guys, I think.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know if anything can beat Ray's Hell-Burger

In Arlington, VA. It’s a 10oz prime burger, starts at $7, then you can add a bunch of stuff to it.

It’s also a presidential favorite.

by StolenMonkey86 on Jan 17, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

went there on 4th of july last year

one of the best burgers ive ever had. i love DC food

by mintxcore on Jan 17, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

5 guys

And that Chili place.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 9:10 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

have you had

the Strasburger?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

First one is great

but you have to wait too long for the second one.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hiyo

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yes.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

crazy

i just remember watching his first start. Guy has sick stuff. I really hope he comes back strong.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

DC!

loved Good Stuff and Ray’s Hell

by mintxcore on Jan 17, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of The Habit

Are we still on for tomorrow, 1pm, in El Segundo

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Jan 17, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I am.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Burgers I have loved

Golden State – on Fairfax across from Canters. All good here, and Scoops Ice Cream beer floats to boot

Umami Burger – Scattered around LA (each the original first time, then graduate to the Pastrami Mami – my lord)

Astro Burger – Santa Monica and Gardner

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Pastrami burgers

Apparently they were invented in LA… What’s the place to go for an OG Los Angeles pastrami burger?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 18, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

BIG IN THE OC?

I’ve never fucking seen one.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

hear ye hear ye

King Nolander of the Orange County hath spoken

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

King?

people should use Pharoh more often

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s great at impressions.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?

/kanye

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you must be mixing it with something else

their website says the closest one is 224 miles away.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Johnny Rockets?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Rubys is better!

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Just trying to guess / auto-correct

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just trying to be argumentative

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

fatburger?

thats certainly more expensive then in n out

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday’s?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Jan 17, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Ruby's

without the Tuesday?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

This

Huntington Beach Pier.

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I think …no, I haven’t been there. Darn. I’m missing piers.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

did

Marty hurt himself at Lawrey’s.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 9:08 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

The Diamond Jim Brady cut has felled stronger men before.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 17, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

bh said something here and it left.

by kinbote on Jan 17, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers getting some bounces, making shots in the third quarter.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:23 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like yesterday

Lakers take control earlier in 3rd quarter, build double-digit lead, then nearly give it all back to younger, faster team by the end of the quarter.

Big three by Blake there though.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:38 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone else other then me and Silverwidow have comments dissapear today?

I had one on halos heaven that dissapeared, but maybe a mod got all uppity that I told someone it was silly to complain the angels don’t have more fans.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:38 PM PST reply actions  

I saw it after I refreshed. The one Silverwidow made was gone, as was a Maddz comment. Very weird.

Haven’t seen it in this thread.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

well that's not so surprising

I’d delete my comments, too, if I were a mod.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody deleted my Hue Jackson pic, but then Nolander said it was racist, and I assume that was the reason.

by Tripon on Jan 17, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

well I hope it wasn't me

I was just being obnoxious

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t deleted by a mod, to my knowledge.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

But the whole conversation about

Maddz going to midnight mass disappear? Related the wrong post time problem we observed (also now missing)?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 17, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Odd

I put in a help ticket.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

OOH OOH OOH

I’m sure everyone here can couch you into making a help desk ticket that will make the tech want to light you on fire with his brain!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

that disappeared?! That was one of Betty’s better exercises in getting me to do stupid things drunk!

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

huh

it shows up under my “recent activity” but the link goes nowhere. Something fishy is going on…

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. A creamed spinach reference of mine disappeared, and so did another reaction to the Diamond Jack cut.

by kinbote on Jan 17, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see your comment appear now. Weird.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I refreshed and now it’s gone.

Does anyone here by chance need to make sure their parents actually get together, to save their own existence?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t look at me. My parents are horrific creatures who have never, ever had sex. Ever.

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Jan 17, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Test tube baby, eh?

California Golden Bears: 2nd place is nothing to sneeze at!

by atomsareenough on Jan 17, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Test tube? Test?! Baby, this is not a test, this is rock and roll!

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Jan 17, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This is all your fault. You should have been going 88 mph when your car hit 88,888

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed. I’m way too soft on Libyans.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 17, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

That reminds me. I need to order a chub of Lebanon bologna. Makes great sandwiches!

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 17, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

What, pray tell, is Lebanon bologna?

Now with 33% more Kavula

by Humma Kavula on Jan 17, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Kobe

Did one of his That is what I am talking about high fives with Pau.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 10:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

good bounceback win

for the Lakers

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 10:18 PM PST reply actions  

Pujols

Sporting News:

Trade talk. Speculation is intriguing: Would the Angels give up Jered Weaver and Kendry Morales? Or would super prospect Mike Trout need to be included? Would the Dodgers part with Clayton Kershaw and Andre Ethier?

Short answer: No.

by silverwidow on Jan 17, 2011 10:25 PM PST reply actions  

not true

I speculate on the daily about certain young pitchers without shirts.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ahaha

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

poor silverwidow

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, poor me.

Good night, guys.

:)

by silverwidow on Jan 17, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

awww I meant cos your thread was hijacked

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

she weren't

an outlaw

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He'll be in his bunk?

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by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I would not trade Kershaw.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Pujols 31 years old, 408 HR, Career OPS 1.050.
Kershaw and Ethier would not be enough
And
No way current Dodgers ownership could pay Pujols.
Besides, we got Thames.

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

When guys OPS over 1.000 for their career...

it really freaks me out. Like Ted Williams lifetime OBP freaks me out

I have a hard time grasping that level of mastery. There is nothing in my life that I am that good at. Nothing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 10:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe just for brief moments, even as you’re playing now.
As you see the ball leave the pitcher’s hand it appears to be moving in slow motion, you put the move on the ball, stay back,
hands inside the ball, great extension, bat gets it just in front of the plate on the point of percussion, lower third of the ball, BOOM!
That is one of the best feelings ever.

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 11:11 PM PST up reply actions  

amen

closest I ever get to god is a good swing

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 11:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I immediately react with a strong NO and then wonder if that just the Kershaw love emotion talking – Pujols is historically good and all
  
When I start thinking about it as rationally as I can, I still come back to NO, but it is closer to a Maybe than I would have otherwise guessed

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think that Kershaw will be more awesome than Pujols in the next few years.

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by Maddz on Jan 17, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, on the days he plays.
Pujols is on the field most every game.
Kershaw just one in five.

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

and his greatness knows few comparisons – if he played for the Dodgers, he would likely be the greatest Dodger ever.

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

pardon my ignorance, but that’s not a hard title to win, offensively I mean. Our legacy is in pitching

by Josie Becker on Jan 17, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I am too tired to list them, but we’ve had our hitters – those Brooklyn teams were amazing offensively, Jackie!, Campanella! the Duke!

The Dodgers of my lifetime, not so much on historically good hitters (or pitchers for that matter) save for Piazza. Always Piazza

But no Pujols in memory.

by Hollywood Joe on Jan 17, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I

Thought of the same guys.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 17, 2011 10:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

No pitchers?

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 17, 2011 10:56 PM PST up reply actions  

...His Greatness Knows few Comparisons ...

From Baseball reference:
Most similar by ages, years 21 – 27 Joe Dimaggio, 29 – 30 Jimmie Foxx

Similar batters through age 30; Jimmie Foxx, Frank Robinson, Ken Griffey, Lou gerhig, Hank Aaron, Mickey Mantle, Mel Ott, Juan Gonzalez, Eddie Matthews, Manny Ramirez.

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeez

No respect to Duke Snider, Gil Hodges, Reggie Smith or Mike Piazza. Hell, Marlon Anderson is crying right now :P

"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate"

by Ivdown on Jan 18, 2011 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

a Pujols trade is so hard to think of

because really, with his talent, and what he means to that ball club, there really is no way to get equal value. I doubt StL fans would be happy with anything the team got back in exchange for their superstar.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 17, 2011 10:57 PM PST up reply actions  

FTR

I agree with Larry Bird, and I agree with tweeters today. Been watching basketball for 44 years, never seen anything like Blake Griffin’s unique set of skills. Those baskets today were mostly 10 – 15 Duncanish bank shots not slam dunks.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Jan 17, 2011 11:18 PM PST reply actions  

The second young Elgin Baylor?

by 68elcamino427 on Jan 17, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe

I missed him during his peak, only saw the shadow of his former greatness.

"Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 18, 2011 7:42 AM PST up reply actions  

MVP! MVP! MVP!

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 17, 2011 11:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I might put myself on the shadow DL.

by kinbote on Jan 18, 2011 5:43 AM PST reply actions  

Strike that. The Phantom!

by kinbote on Jan 18, 2011 5:47 AM PST up reply actions  

New post up

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