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The Los Angeles Dodgers All-Spelling-Bee Team

While many baseball names can be spelled without giving it a second thought, there has been the occasional Dodger whose name causes consternation at the keyboard. Here is a team of Dodgers that gave writer and editors pause, and would give the clubhouse manager fits if they had all been on the same team:

Position Players

C - Mike Scioscia, four vowels and only two syllables.
1B - Doug Mientkiewicz, he wasn't nicknamed "Eye Chart" for nothing.
2B - Jim Lefebvre, before there was Brett Favre, there was this Dodger 1965 ROY. He pronounced his name luh-FEE-ver, but a player called up by the Yankees in 1980 pronounced that same spelling, luh-FAY.
3B - Billy Grabarkewitz, Grabby turned 65 two weeks ago.
SS - Mark Grudzielanek, came to LA in the trade that sent farmhand Ted Lilly away.
OF - Trent Oeltjen, one of only five major leaguers whose family name begins "Oe".
OF - Scott Podsednik, some have trouble remembering both "d"s, some have trouble fathoming him as a Dodger.
OF - Jayson Werth, yes, there is a "y" in there; yes, Werth with an "e".
Honorable Mention - Chris Cannizzaro, Hee-Seop Choi, Jamie Hoffmann (two double letters, as in Timmermann), Trenidad (born Trent!) Hubbard, Garey Ingram, Chad Kreuter, Andy LaRoche (not LaRouche or LaRoach), Len Matuszek, Tom Paciorek, Gary Thomasson, Dick Tracewski, Zoilo Versalles

Pitchers

P - Esteban Loaiza, that's a lot of vowels used to spell "suck".
P - Ismael Valdes/Valdez, first we couldn't remember if it ends in "s" or "z", then he changes the last letter from "s" to "z"??
P - Hong-Chih Kuo, sure we know how to spell it now, but the second "h" in "Chih" got dropped a lot, as did the hyphen. I can't remember if there was ever any controversy about his family name "Kuo" though.
P - Danys Baez, fortunately we didn't have to remember "a" and "y" for all that long.
P - Yhency Brazoban, we got used to it quickly enough ("Ghame Over!"), but "Yh"?
P - Ed Vande Berg, the space goes where?
P - Dennis Lewallyn, maybe it's just me, but I always want to spell it "Llewellyn".
P - Eric Stults, I wouldn't have thought so, but I've seen enough "z" endings and confusion with actor Eric Stoltz to have to list him here.
P - Ray Searage, if it's a monosyllabic last name, why is there a second "a"?
Honorable Mention - Ronald Belisario (only because of TV producer Donald Bellisario), Giovanni Carrara (all "a"s), Bob Giallombardo, Greg Heydeman, Jon Meloan, Tom Niedenfuer, Gregg Olson, Franquelis Osoria, Luke Prokopec, Lance Rautzhan, Dennys Reyes, Travis Schlichting, Tanyon Sturtze, Ricky Trlicek, Pat Zachry

Special Award - Larry's Brother Division:

Derrell Griffith
Daryle Ward
Daryl Spencer
Darryl Strawberry
Derrel Thomas

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LA Dodgers All-Import team, or now teams. If commenters here, haven’t perused those, they should do so now.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

and thanks.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to really enjoy the anunciation

Every time Vin would say “Frank-Ellis Osoria.”

by BFDC on Jan 31, 2011 1:05 PM PST reply actions  

I like the Special Award the best

:-)

I consider myself a pretty good speller but have had trouble with a few of these. Like Lewallyn, Podsednik (at first), Minky Eyechart…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 31, 2011 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Brilliant
P – Esteban Loaiza, that’s a lot of vowels used to spell “suck”

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:07 PM PST reply actions  

that

cracked me up.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

At the “Larry’s brother” ending.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 1:09 PM PST reply actions  

Love the Newart reference, too.

Taylor Morgan: "My abortion was botched!"
Teemu Selanne: "Wow. That sounds awesome."

by DodgerBlueBalls on Jan 31, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

3B – Billy Grabarkewitz also played quite a bit of SS and Mark Grudzielanek some 2nd base, they would have made for a fun double play combo.

Also reminds me to write the Bill Grabarkewitz story, one of the greatest 1st half’s by a Dodger middle infielder except he played mostly 3rd base the first half.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:12 PM PST reply actions  

Lefebvre also played 3B, so all three of those guys could be moved around.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Frenchy

had a nickname not related to shortening his name like the others.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I should have included that, e.g., “Frenchy” pronounced his name ….

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

what a douche.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Harper also conceded it’s not likely he’ll be called up in September

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t stop him from being a douche.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

There are plenty of things that point to him being a douche

I just don’t think this is one of them.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He seems like a test tube

baseball player.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Todd Marinovich of baseball?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Great job

Personally, I always have to check myself on Mattingly vs. Billingsley. I never learn.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

Very true

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

that's why

I usually refer to him as Billz

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I used Billz for pillow talk. :D

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

TMI

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 31, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha sorry Udog :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

In the same line as Lefebvre's pronunciation

what about Greg Gagne (GAG-KNEE) and Eric Gagne (GONE-YAY)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

Right

silly French Canadians

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

with their beady little eyes

and flapping heads, so full of lies.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking

at baseball reference to see if I could find a tougher name then Werth I found this stat interesting.

Raul Mondesi hit 163 home runs in 3765 plate appearances OPS of 838.
The guy he was traded for hit 162 home runs in 3462 OPS of 876

Basically our RF from 1993 – 2004 hit 325 home runs. Nice

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:19 PM PST reply actions  

You only have to cee it once and you spell it right every time after that.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ya don’t Cey?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

We could also open a can of worms on the “De” or “Lo/a” names. Do you include a space, capitalize or what? DeWitt, De Jesus, LaRoche, Lo Duca?

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

I also listed Lo Duca / La Duca just for Phil.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

damn you

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

“Also” should read “almost”

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OF – Scott Podsednik, some have trouble remembering both "d"s, some have trouble fathoming him as a Dodger.

Made me laugh. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

I feel like there’s a joke about his wife in here, somewhere…

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Every time somebody gloats that PODS is not a Dodger, Ned Colletti cackles an evil cackle, as if to say, “Not yet.”

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Snappy

you know the pitch is good when it has it’s own nickname.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Rob Nen had a pretty good one.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If Robb Nen were a Dodger,

he would have made this list. Dick Nen was, but his name is just silly, not hard to spell.

by Nolij on Jan 31, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Nen is a palindrome. I think “Harrah” (Toby) is the longest palindromic name in MLB.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw will no longer be the youngest guy in camp; that title now belongs to Giggles. The creator of Giggles is also younger than CK.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Flash Gordon is almost twice the age of CK.

Dang our baby is growing up.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

O's lineup

Roberts
Jones
Markakis
Lee
Vlad?
Reynolds
Scott
Wieters
Hardy

Not bad at all.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

If only their best pitcher didn’t murder someone.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Simon says

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

They

should have traded us Pie to be our left fielder if they were going to sign Vlady to DH to move Scott back to the outfield.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been saying all along

my surprise team. Tough division though.

by Xeifrank on Jan 31, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

this is awesome

plus i don’t have to see those ugly fucking giants uniforms when i check back in.

by stevesaxaphone on Jan 31, 2011 1:59 PM PST reply actions  

I hate when I come home, find my clothing in bed together

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially when it is a plaid outfit with a polka-dotted one.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not a supporter of inter-pattern relationships

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst Contract

Zito or Matsuzaka? For Matsuzaka you have to take into account the posting amount.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:04 PM PST reply actions  

My initial thought is still Zito, because he still has the higher average cost over a longer period.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it'd be Zito

because wasn’t Dice-K thought of as Ace material? Zito always been thought of as a #2 or #3 pitcher but was given Ace money right?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Dice K never won a Cy Young Award

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

forgot about Zito's CYA

I just remember reading a quote somewhere that some exec in baseball saying the Giants “were paying a #3 starter like he was an ace.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You are right about the perception. Zito was on the decline his last few years in Oakland.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how close the Dodgers were to that offer!!

by delias man on Jan 31, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

would it have been better

than throwing money on the Schimdt pile?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Schmidt pile is catchy.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say, though, at the time both contracts were signed, the initial reaction to the Zito contract was an immediate WTF, while the Dice-K deal was ridiculous (because of the posting fee) but he was deemed to be better.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

we'll see

what Yu Darvish garners in terms of a Posting Fee.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it will be as much. Teams seem more shell-shocked because of Dice-K.

by BFDC on Jan 31, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

no?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Jan 31, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ah

ok. Is it the gyroball thing? He’s said he doesn’t throw one.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 1, 2011 6:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Per Cot's

Zito: 7yrs/$126M – 07:$10M, 08:$14.5M, 09:$18.5M, 10:$18.5M, 11:$18.5M, 12:$19M, 13:$20M, 14:$18M club option ($7M buyout)
DiceK: 6/103.1 – 07:$6M, 08:$8M, 09:$8M, 10:$8M, 11:$10M, 12:$10M, $2M signing bonus, $51,111,111 posting fee.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it is pretty darn close, which makes it a fine question indeed

Zito gets more money, but it is much more backended – that posting fee was up-front, right? – and Zito is at least an inning-eater, never under 180 IP, under 190 only once, and has, in fact, had less sucky seasons than Dice-K. OTOH, DiceK has that one 160 ERA+ season (but of only 168 IP). I guess if DiceK never rebounds, at least Boston is out from under than contract in two more years.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

this probably shouldn’t be a factor but my cousin coached Zito and said that he was weird and eccentric but that everyone on the team loved him. A leader type without trying. And he plays guitar. I am not sure if Dice K brings any of that to the table. Or if he even speaks english

by jason_ungar on Jan 31, 2011 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My daughter watched Bubble Guppies last night and loves it.

Great news for me.

ugh

:)

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha..I hear ya. believe me.

by jason_ungar on Jan 31, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Annual average, Zito $18M, DiceK, $17.17M

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

actually $17.19M for DiceK.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Great question. First instinct is to say Zito, but starting to reconsider. At the end of the contracts, it would be interesting to do the autopsy. I don’t think it’s settled yet, because of the posting fee.

by LA Taco on Jan 31, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends

Did Matsuzaka bring in additional revenue to the Red Sox by being a high profile Japanese player?

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point. For sure he did.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

As I remember when the deal was signed

that was the argument as to why it wasn’t insane to pay that posting fee.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, you just think about the number of jerseys, hats, etc. Red Sox Nation went global. I probably don’t even put it in my top five bad contracts.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless

of course that 100 Million had been spent on useful and productive major league baseball players that might have led to a World Championship, but hey they sold some merchandise so party in the penthouse.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt that is true

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Guess your right

 the 2006 free agent class sucked, so you are right, no body was out there. They could have signed Lilly but they did sign Drew, so I don’t see anyone they missed on by signing him that would have been a difference make.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They could have spent half the money and got Jason Schmidt.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And the rest is history

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

They won his very first season

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

He at least gave them 2 good season

one really good one. If he stays healthy this year perhaps he bounces back.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

How 'bout Radz?

I always thought Scott Radinsky was difficult to spell. He was a pretty good lefty out of the pen while with the Dodgers.

by wilhud on Jan 31, 2011 2:10 PM PST reply actions  

Loved him. He and Guthrie were money.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

First Phenom from Simi Valley.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 31, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think the “ski” / “sky” distinction was enough. To me,. the rest is spelled as it sounds.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

True, I’ve never been the greatest speller. What I find funny though is that a ton of people mis-spell Ethier’s name on a regular basis. It’s almost become a pet peeve of mine. You have to read posts multiple times with the word Either being used all the time.

by wilhud on Jan 31, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

…and by posts I mean ones on inferior discussion sites like the official Dodgers Message Board

by wilhud on Jan 31, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

there there wilhud

those people can’t hurt you here…..

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 1, 2011 6:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Given that it is a real word, and a common one, I can forgive the type of Either for Ethier; kind of the fingers typing out of habit.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 1, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought this was Maddz brother or some dude she shagged once!

:)

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

This is neat

When you first drive onto the Fox lot, you have to drive past the Royal Diner set from Bones. Sometimes, it’s snowing:

x2_46713b3

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 2:15 PM PST reply actions  

Can I re-vote on most pretentious? :)

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Question

which part was pretentious?
A)The fact that there is a small spot of fake snow in an otherwise sunny city
B)The fact that I made a point of sharing that I know my way around the Fox lot
C) Both A & B

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh

thats weird to see it with the palm trees

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Where's Gino Cimoli?

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jan 31, 2011 2:22 PM PST reply actions  

Nice.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jan 31, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to rec this

but I have an irrationally strong dislike for “prolly”, even in tweets. 1/2 a rec for you.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

You deciding to not rec caused me to rec.

by Michael White on Jan 31, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Perfect.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

is i okay with an apostrophe? like pro’bly. Oh I just realized the problem

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

“probly” in a tweet would probably bother me less that “prolly”. Nobody pronounces “probably” they way “prolly” would have to be pronounced.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

What other

things bother you so I can be sure to use them at the appropriate time?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

La Duca instead of Lo Duca!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Counting his Cimolians, I hope. Didn’t seem hard to me, but line between on and off the list was pretty fine, and my biases are there too. I don’t find most of the Spanish names hard, but some might.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Best I could do after I saw that you had Giallombardo.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jan 31, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

heee!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 31, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t know why, but I remember Gino as a Pirate.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 31, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Add the Mets to the list of teams releasing monetary info on contracts via an official source. Their official Twitter feed announced that Angel Pagan signed for 1 year, $3.5 million.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

Speaking of baseball names

it’s hard to beat Angel Pagan for sheer bizarre incongruity.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jan 31, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It is excellent

Like when Gott pitched to Teufel.

I remember the Giant/Pirate Jose Pagan and how his name translated to a generic godless person, Joe Pagan. I also like that the composer of “The Four Seasons”, Giuseppe Verdi, translates to Joe Green.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s not do Vinny Testiverdi.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Jose Mesa.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I once encounter a person at work whose name was pronounced, but not quite spelled, Joe Human. I had to suppress a laugh anytime his name would come up in a meeting.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I also had a coworker named Joe King. And I’m not.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Trenidad Hubbard

Without looking, guess how many career home runs he had.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:29 PM PST reply actions  

No. He had almost exactly twice as many career stolen bases as home runs.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He didn’t hit for power, steal bases, hit for average, or get on base. I always liked him!

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

He gets blended with Quinton McCracken for me for some reason.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He did all those for us which is probably why you liked him

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not many

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

With looking it’s what I expected it would be.

Also that for whatever reason he’s in B-Ref as Trent Hubbard.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I was surprised when I saw that too, which is why I noted it in my list.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

What makes someone change their name from Trent to Trenidad?

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Having a career year at age 34 for the Dodgers

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

2012

Trenidad Gibbons and Trenidad Thames each sign three-year, $30 million contracts.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Even more

interesting how old was he when he played his 1st major league game?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

And that he was still in baseball in 2003.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize he was involved in the infamous Matt Williams / Jeff Kent trade

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

For some reason, he caught the last three innings of this Dodger blowout of Seattle, his only MLB appearance at C.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Todd Hundley was the C then

but the joke works just as well. Hundley caught one inning the day before, then not again until five days after.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

This is for Delias (the card man)

Check out this photo of Glen Hubbard. I can’t just post the pic from work.

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=hubbagl01

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:36 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

BTW, there’s no way Glen Hubbard was 5’7". On a stool maybe . . .

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

When your beard can upstage a boa constrictor, you are the man!

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

And the Phillie Phanatic just looks envious.

"Baseball is the heart of America, I would never do anything to besmirch our National Pastime."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Jan 31, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't even notice

There is so much going on in that pic.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I was going to post that it looks like the Phanatic was trying to get into the pic!

Great card.

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t notice it was a snake – just assumed they were a catcher’s shin guards for some reason.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

More Hubbard

what infamous Dodger was he traded for (he was the player to be name later). Hubbard went from the Giants to the Indians.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:37 PM PST reply actions  

Phil was clearly angling for a Jose Vizcaino reference.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The first person to GUESS Kirk McCaskill’s career strikeout total, without going over, wins the Showcase Showdown!

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

879

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Good question. I was going to say Ellis Burks, who took #26 in 1993, but McCaskill switched at some point during 1992. Maybe he just kept selling his number for things, like a watch or a cruise or something.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Kirk McCaskill: Possible Number Whore

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He never struck out; he was in a DH league. /smartass

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Why are we using

an Angel for the Showcase, Dodgers not good enough for you?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Future reference, this is TBLA.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha ha

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not much trouble spelling Kuo

But I seem to remember endless debate about how it was pronounced in his native land.That was about the time we were using some Jason(maybe a catcher}, at first base over Hee Sop Choi. I can’t remember his name , but it would have been stretching his skill set to make him a bat-boy!

by Gen3blue on Jan 31, 2011 2:40 PM PST reply actions  

Jason Philips

Guo per Xeifrank

Berk was not happy with Xei

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats it

Phillip played like a slower version of Jason Robards

by Gen3blue on Jan 31, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Last season, Jason Phillips was the bullpen catcher for the Mariners. While there, he gave a baseball with his phone number to a fan sitting near the bullpen, they started dating, and then got married in said bullpen.

Story linked here

by JJ 24 on Jan 31, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if she asked him

How many times did you do this before you met me?

by bhsportsguy on Jan 31, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

He knows his own name.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And his phone number.

And this guy was our solution at first! Makes Loney look Better!

by Gen3blue on Jan 31, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Tracy.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ray Searage

You really got me with this one. I challenge anyone here to come up with a Ray Searage story.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

He got his first major-league coaching job last season with Pittsburgh and was promoted to pitching coach when the manager was fired and Clint Hurdle took over.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

He was fat.

Also, his ’89 Donruss card was one of the last ones I needed for a long time. Then I got 3 in one pack. Does that count?

by Nolij on Jan 31, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

That absolutely counts.

by Michael White on Jan 31, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact check.

It was actually 1988. Before he pitched for the Dodgers.

by Nolij on Jan 31, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Allen [not Carl] Webster. From Brandon’s writeups, I know there are a lot of hard to spell names out there. Beyker Fructuoso, anyone?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Rikkert Faneyte was one of my favorite names.

And one of the best honkbalers out there, after Rik Aalbert the HoFer.

by Nolij on Jan 31, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

When I saw the name

Hubbard, I thought of the old Oakland Raider fullback, Marv Hubbard.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 31, 2011 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

I want to say he was #44.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s better than two Western Bacon Cheeseburgers for $4 at Carl’s? Nothing, yet. But I have an open mind.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

And?

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Horse meat makes you swole.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what I hear, that and cougar meat of course

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Definitely nothing wrong with cougar meat.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

A six dollar western bacon cheesburger for $4?

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Finding the winning lotto ticket blowing across the sidewalk.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t win if you don’t,,,,,,,hey! there’s a ticket!

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 31, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

5 dollar chicken bowl with drink

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Honey, open the shelter!

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

This

at most any price

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m thinking about doing the Super Size Me thing (over a shorter period, of course) with Western Bacon Cheeseburgers.

Questions, comments, or insults welcome.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you watch Jackass and then think “man getting shot with a beanbag gun would be awesome”?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It would if I made the money they make

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Jan 31, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Enjoy yourself.

Hopefully you exercise regularly.

by Michael White on Jan 31, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are serious

I would say some diet like that led to the saying, “serious as a heart attack”.

by BFDC on Jan 31, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Since you aren't currently a vegan

you would probably fair better then he did

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean if you did this with one meal then just ate light the rest of the day you’ll probably be fine but pounding four cheeseburgers a day is a carb and salt bomb.

At least take a multivitamin cause you’re not getting any nutrients from these things.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I am going to double up on my fish oil and Mega Men vitamin.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Godspeed. It ain’t gonna kill you, but you’re probably gonna feel like hell.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The crazy thing is I generally don’t even like bacon; I just can’t resist the bbq sauce.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That sauce is good

they have a chicken sandwich with that sauce you know.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Sugar is tasty.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

This sugar

is particularly tasty

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t even like bacon

Heresy! Burn him, burn him!

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He'll still

live to at least 50 and given that most of you are less then 30, the odds of any of you seeing 50 are slim anyway, so eat what the hell you want.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Why aren’t we seeing 50? 2012? Nuclear holocaust? General odds?

by BFDC on Jan 31, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Meercat is a dark, dark soul

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The taxes from supporting retired baby boomers will kill you.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Jan 31, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, you’re talking about my future income.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 31, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Add in a few Hail Marys.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Your mama has a peg leg with a kick stand.

by kinbote on Jan 31, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we sure there are not several

silverwidows that use the same login.

1. Prospect hawker
2. Fantasy football player
3. Fast food lunch eater

by bhsportsguy on Jan 31, 2011 3:35 PM PST reply actions  

4. Random picture poster

by BFDC on Jan 31, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

5.Silly question asker

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

6. Professional Wrestling lover

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

7. Creator of the Starbucks Frappuccino

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 31, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

9. Maddz Daddz fan

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

delias man has a question for you about wrestling

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool. Those are very easy for me.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I was hoping he was on here. He told me today that Nash was back in the WWE after the Royal Rumble last night.

I told him to get on here and ask you about it. He said he didn’t want to get a wrestling deal started up on here!

:)

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t watch the show, but YES, Nash is indeed back. Not a fan of his (now or ever) but he did have one really good match I liked against Shawn Michaels about 15 years ago.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a big fan of his when he was with the Wolf Pac. He and Hall (my favorite of all time) and those dudes were funny to me.

I think Buff Bagwell was the biggest douche, but was hysterical.
I’m Buff and I’m the stuff!

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That shit was all the rage when I was in high school. But I was more of an Austin and Rock guy back then. Both were killer on the mic and pretty good brawlers.

by silverwidow on Jan 31, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the best of times in wrestling to me. When Austin/Rock were running WWE and the NWO was running WCW

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Has TV really led us all to believe

that everyone must be one dimensional?

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Fred Claire

back with another article on MLB.com, writing about retiring scout Gene Bennett, who spent 58 years in the Reds organization (the last 53 as scout). A couple notes, including some advice from Branch Rickey:

Bennett, 82, still remembers the words of the great Hall of Fame executive Rickey. “He said if you take the job as a manager, you could find yourself with a lack of talent and be fired. If you take the job as a scout and you work hard every single day, you could be with an organization for a long time.”
It’s well documented that one of the players that did get away from the Reds came over Bennett’s objections. That player is shortstop Derek Jeter, who the Reds passed over in 1992, despite the urging of Bennett to draft him.

“Here was our No. 1 scout, Gene Bennett, who had it right and we didn’t listen to him,” former Reds GM Jim Bowden later admitted to the Cincinnati Enquirer.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

ouch

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

IN WHICH THE REDS MOCK GENE BENNETT FOR HIS ADVICE AND LET THEM KNOW WHO THEY'VE PICKED INSTEAD

Jeter, you say? Hola mola.
Sit down and smile, grab a cola.
You are mad — you are barkin’!
We’ve got Barry Larkin
So we’re drafting instead Chad Mottola.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 31, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

SOME EXAMPLES OF THE EVENTS THAT OCCUR IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH CINCINNATI SIGNS JETER

The Yankees don’t win. (They are smelly.)
Lackin’ cap’n, no fire in belly.
The two things that chafe:
Giambi is safe
And it’s Pujols what dates Minka Kelly.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 31, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

OT: Fans of Rush and "I Love You Man" will enjoy this

http://screencrave.com/2011-01-31/video-jason-segel-and-paul-rudd-meet-rush/

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 31, 2011 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

thx

yeah saw that whole fake twitter kerfuffle, was pretty funny to watch people slowly figure out that it was fake (I could tell right away, frankly, though the animated gif on it sure was annoying enough to represent Gallagher’s comedy)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 31, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally listened to it

Wow, what a stupid old man Gallagher is. Wacko.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

7 women in the audience!
-
I saw Rush so many times. Really awesome to think, wow 3 guys do that?

by jason_ungar on Jan 31, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Name this current MLB pitcher
"Just deception-wise was why I was able to get lefties out, but pretty much the whole year I had no clue where it was going," [pitcher] said. "Walks were up a little bit. It was just a constant battle of trying to fix whatever was wrong."

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 3:48 PM PST reply actions  

Broxton

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sherrill?

Does he count as a current ML pitcher?

by Michael White on Jan 31, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

he counts

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

and 1.2 million reasons say yes to the second question.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Good

anticipation

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Who did he sign with?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Atlanta

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Jan 31, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t even realized he had signed somewhere

by Michael White on Jan 31, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Duck bill

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Brim Reaper

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The Met’s give R.A. Dickey 2 years, 8 million. R.A. Dickey does not seem like the type of player you want to make a commitment to.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 4:07 PM PST reply actions  

Two years isn’t really a commitment, but I see want you mean.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Jan 31, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A couple of NY writers were having a debate last week about his value; one was convinced it was best to lock him up in case Dickey puts together another good year, while the other was pointing out that he’s a 37-year old knuckleballer who began last year in AAA.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohh the knuckleball...

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Jan 31, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This was on Twitter, BTW

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess the Mets are so pitching starved that even if he turns back into R.A. “Shitty Pitcher” Dickey he’ll still be one of the five best pitchers on the team, but it’s astounding how a team with the Mets resources can’t find someone else to commit to.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

So what curse will be broken

when the Dodgers win the WS next? It seems like there are far too many teams that are “cursed” to not win a WS.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

This was posted before I joined so I’ll just go on pretending it never happened.

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions  

The curse of Fred Claire.

by Real DL on Jan 31, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

THE REASON FOR LOSING

So you think that the Bums
Are under a curse?
I beg differ —
It’s Frank McCourt’s purse.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 31, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

None because we will win it next year.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Jan 31, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I can see it now

someone will say in 2014, I am heading to Farmers and someone will ask, what market did they go to.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 31, 2011 5:26 PM PST reply actions  

So wait a minute. Do I have this right — Los Angeles has no team, no stadium, and no agreement on who would finance such a stadium, but there is an agreement between a company that would own/operate such a stadium and an insurance company as to what such a stadium would be named. Do I have it right?

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 31, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Bingo

Just think if Frank ever decided to sell the naming rights to Dodger Stadium.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 31, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, those mortgages aren’t gonna pay for themselves, and Girls Gone Wild Stadium is a perfect fit.

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 31, 2011 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Having Vin welcome everyone to TMZ field doesn’t have the sweetest ring to it.

JMO

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

“….Let’s get back to these two.”

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by Humma Kavula on Jan 31, 2011 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If TMZ

can afford an 8 figure a year naming rights deal, than we are in a lot of trouble

by bhsportsguy on Jan 31, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

A relationship is watching a lot of terrible TV, some of which you begrudgingly grow to like.

I’m all for TMZ running the world now.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If LA gets one I hope they keep the name and have to deal with the Los Angeles Jaguars!

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

If they move the Jags I hope they don't realign the divisions

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, but seriously the stadium mockup looks awesome, and a field in the LA Live area would be amazing. I know it would not happen, but I would be thrilled, and I would become an NFL fan.

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Jan 31, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

The non cynical view?

Maybe securing 600 million dollars will help actually get the thing built.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Josie

I am bout 2/3 through the Social Network, and I love it.

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Jan 31, 2011 5:42 PM PST reply actions  

She hasn't seen it

she should because it was awesome. Brb putting on the soundtrack.

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I keep forgetting to add it to my netflix list. Forgetting resolved

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

You love him in the morning

But somehow “the Herd” is connected to a new TV pilot

I apologize in advance if this was already mentioned.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 31, 2011 6:07 PM PST reply actions  

Didn’t they try this exact same thing with Jason Alexander?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Jan 31, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re right. Can’t see this making it.

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally forgot that show.

Time for Gary Burghoff to make a comeback

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

FF
Burghoff was born in Bristol, Connecticut and got started in acting and drumming during his high school years in Delavan, Wisconsin. He later was the drummer for a band called the Relatives in 1968. Actress Lynda Carter was the band’s singer. The group opened at the Sahara Hotel and Casino lounge in Las Vegas, Nevada for three months. Remaining friends, Carter helped cast him in an episode of her later hit series Wonder Woman, in the 1978 episode “The Man Who Wouldn’t Tell.”

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I had such a crush on Lynda Carter. Man, oh, man. Can you imagine her as a late-60s singer? Holy cow.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 1, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

And

Malcolm Jamal-Warner.

Based on PTI, and yes the Herd replaced Kornheiser on ESPN Radio.

by bhsportsguy on Jan 31, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Last time

I saw Cosby’s son before Community was in some sci fi show that I’ve already forgotten the name to.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Night Stalker shot

himself in the leg on TBLA tonight, would anyone hear it?

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

We are

all watching the Clippers go for their record setting 9th straight win at home:)

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Jan 31, 2011 7:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Best o Luck Clipper Nation.

You deserve it

by keithc13 on Jan 31, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s silly. You can’t shoot anyone on the internet!

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 31, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Blake Griffin

Dunk-a-thon. He’s not human.

by Alex41592 on Jan 31, 2011 7:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Apparently on ESPN, it was reported that the Steelers’ Terrible Towels are manufactured in Wisconsin.

by Eric Stephen on Jan 31, 2011 8:07 PM PST reply actions  

that’s old news, that article came out like five lifetimes ago, when I was Joan of Arc

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Dave, and other Zooey fans, can spend the next few minutes with her

by watching the latest She and Him video.
http://hitrecordjoe.tumblr.com/post/3033859229/dont-look-back-by-she-him-i-just-had-the-most

Fun stuff.
Warning: May overdose on adorableness.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 31, 2011 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

hey how do you feel about Chuck? Worthy of the Hive mind it’s attracted or terribly overrated?

by Josie Becker on Jan 31, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Chuck the show?

I’ve heard good things and enjoyed the couple of episodes I’ve seen, but have never gotten hooked on it for whatever reason. I think Jon’s a fan, though he could correct me on that… This past season had some very fun guest stars.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Jan 31, 2011 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

666 comments in the Giants article below
How apropo…

Lebron James = most valuable player in the NBA ever.
Cleveland with him = 67-15
Cleveland without him = 8-40

by Joey Joe on Jan 31, 2011 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

I totally wrote a fan post

Fair warning, it’s really long

There was another question I wanted to ask, but I can pose that in another post, though it IS tangentially related to the post’s questions about statistics.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 9:17 PM PST reply actions  

I'll pose it here, for now, maybe move it if it gets some traction

I was showing my professor BABIP and trying to explain UZR and WAR as quickly as possible and I forgot that sociologists tend to really like working with concrete data and running statistical analysis on it (this is different than sociologists of religion who, for whatever reason, get off on working on theory).

She asked me what the r-squared was for this data. As in, how good are these models in predicting outcomes and how much regression there is in any given model. She said that if r-squared was close to 30% then the models weren’t useful for an academic discussion.

So. What say you, TBLA?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this guy

got paid

http://twitter.com/jorgeebro/status/32217491363074048

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 10:18 PM PST reply actions  

I would totally be making that face

if I hit a grand slam

I must not fear .Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain

by nolander on Jan 31, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, clearly, he heard about Humma’s idea for a re-make of Guys and Dolls and wants to be in the cast.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

he has to compete

with Juan “Jazz Hands” Uribe

$ to the appropriate party.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 1, 2011 6:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Got my BA handbook today

not sure if this has already been mentioned since i’m a few comments behind, but the Dodgers minor league system was ranked #12, which is right where i expect it to be

by Brandon Lennox on Jan 31, 2011 10:21 PM PST reply actions  

That seems higher than I thought it would be, for some reason.

Would it be wrong to ask what the first 5 are? This is actually research for my term paper.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Jan 31, 2011 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Royals are far and away #1

Braves #2
Tampa Bay #3
Blue Jays #4
Yankees #5

Blue jays surprised me the most…gonna have to read up on their system

by Brandon Lennox on Jan 31, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Semi OT:

Not an L.A. Dodger,and farily easily spelled, but , the name: Van Lingle Mungo!
He also had a song written about him.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Jan 31, 2011 11:18 PM PST reply actions  

Way off topic:

The LA weekly has picked up the story about the bottum feeders in the bay area that are getting money togther to fly a banner around DS opening weekend the the Gnats in town.
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/2011/01/sf_giants_beat_la_dodgers_bann.php#comments
They look to be half way to thier goal.

by Grimjack on Jan 31, 2011 11:58 PM PST reply actions  

Other candidates that came to me...

Don Aase and Kaz Ishii both have what appear to be extraneous vowels.
Ron Roenicke
Shea Hillenbrand (is there an N in the middle? I always wanted to add a T at the end)
Bill Mueller
Billy Bean (not to be confused with contemporaries Bene or Beane)
To go with Tom Niedenfuer (who would have made my team), Jim Neidlinger

by Nolij on Feb 1, 2011 12:11 AM PST reply actions  

Also, Jim Bruske and Oreste Marrero. I’m still not convinced that Oreste Marrero wasn’t Orestes Destrade in disguise.

by Nolij on Feb 1, 2011 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

not sure about the others

but the two i’s in Ishii’s name are important. having two of them prolongs the sound in Japanese, and would be essential if there was another guy named Kaz Ishi

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 1, 2011 6:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Aase and Ishii were the last two cuts on the pitcher’s list. I paused on Hillenbrand then passed on him. I probably have gone with Mueller – who pronounces that “miller” anyway?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 1, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and Neidlinger was in the first draft.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 1, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

My little brother is listed on the following link on the 16U Blue team.

He is first on the list and Manny Ramirez Jr. is listed right behind him. Thought some of you guys might think that’s cool.

www.aaprospects.com (my Brother is Chris Kazen from Vero Beach FL)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Feb 1, 2011 6:52 AM PST reply actions  

Cool beans man.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 1, 2011 6:59 AM PST up reply actions  

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