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ALCS Game Four Game Thread

Rangers up two games to one.

Rangers lineup - Matt Harrison pitching

Kinsler 2B
Andrus SS
Hamilton CF
Young 1B
Beltre 3B
Napoli C
Cruz RF
Murphy LF
Torrealba DH

Tigers lineup , with Porcello on the mound

Jackson CF
Raburn RF
Cabrera 1B
Martinez DH
Young LF
Avila C
Peralta SS
Santiago 2B
Inge 3B

 

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David regarding Madsen

Interesting Bullpen, the Phillies have
Lidge 1.5 Buyout option of a 12.5 contract see ya
Madson – Free Agent
Jose Contreras only 2.5 Million, was great before arm trouble this summer.
Antonio Bastardo seemed to do a decent job for the minimum.

Broxton just might be a great fit for them, helping out Jose and Antonio.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction:

1. They sign Broxton
2. Broxton is OK but not perfect and blows the occasional lead
3. The Phillies disappoint, mostly for reasons that do not involve Broxton
4. Everybody blames Broxton

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will only sign off on this if the Dodgers sign Free Agent Matt Stairs to be our pinch hitter and he hits a decisive home run off of Broxton after he walked AJ Ellis on four pitches in the NLCS

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That AJ Ellis is an OPS machine.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he got fat.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Philadelphia is one to talk.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, when he messes up, it will be spoken of as if it is a new thing.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now playing: “Who’ll Stop the Rain” by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick Dempsey is somewhere getting ready, humming Garbage’s “I’m Only Happy When It Rains.”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of Detroit is channeling it’s musical roots singing the Temptations’ “I Wish It Would Rain”

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And hoping that Matt Harrison will be humming the Ronettes’ “Walking in the Rain.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blind Melon: “No Rain”

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Phil Collins is not from Detroit?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince is from Minneapolis, MN. I’m going to callback to this in a year or so.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince and The Replacements

came out of Minneapolis at the same time. Plus Husker Du and Soul Asylum. That must have been a great music scene

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did not know Husker Du was from there.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for

It’s Raining Men

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whichever team loses will go all Milli Vanilli.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame It On The Rain, nice.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Gary Allan’s “Songs about Rain”

If Phil doesn’t get to watch baseball today it’s gonna be “Blue Eyes cryin in the Rain”

by keithc13 on Oct 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric Clapton not a baseball fan: “Let It Rain”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prince still pulling for the Rockies, but nobody has the heart to tell him, plays Purple Rain.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke Bryan, Tigers fan, says Rain is a Good Thing

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Dylan wants to see Tigers cheerleaders in Dirks and Verlander jerseys, plays Rainy Day Women #12 and 35.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

East coast bullshit weather

All World Series should be played in L.A. and Anaheim regardless of teams

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Levinston just quoted you and submitted a motion to Judge Kevin Gross saying, “If Dodger Stadium is in such need of repairs, why would Marty Leadman suggest hosting the playoffs there when the Dodgers aren’t even involved?”

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by east coast

I mean east of Las Vegas

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Las Vegas?

I define east coast as east of Lincoln Boulevard.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re like our own little New Yorker cartoon.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

little

Again with the short jokes.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He might have been a little short sighted on that last one.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to come up with a joke

but I was stumped

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We might need to branch off into another subject that we know little about.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who knew

I was in the Mid West?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Rain” – Beatles. One of their better B-sides.

by silverwidow on Oct 12, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it finally clears up, Miguel Cabrera’s massive home run will be The Rainbow Connection.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then he will sing some Johnny Nash.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karros also thinks he has great hair.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And agreed to be in the ESPN documentary “Catching Hell”

Hard to believe he was one of the only guys to speak on the video.

by keithc13 on Oct 12, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

was he with the Cubs at the time?

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karros was the starting 1B for the 2003 Cubs, I guess it’s not too far fetched. He was on the field when it happened

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get that.

Just shocked that they picked him. A guy that was there for 1 year.

Maybe he was the only one that agreed to talk because he likes to hear his own voice…

by keithc13 on Oct 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking back at that team, Mark Prior had a 4.90 K:BB ratio. That’s more than double what is considered ‘good’. Good lord was that guy good.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

His motion was so good, he’ll never get hurt!

Sincerly,

Cubs Fans

by keithc13 on Oct 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Didn’t like that they let him talk about dropping his pants for 5 minutes.

I get why he was there for the broadcasters perspective, but I didn’t see the need to talk about Lyons being an idiot.

by keithc13 on Oct 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont like the whole boston connection either. but the guy who did it was boston, espn is, nevermind.

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is also well-spoken and recognizable. Many of his teammates wouldn’t fit that criteria, and others may have declined.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like that Alou was on it

the whole doc was nothing without his two cents.

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does he care?

He’s planing on entering the Hall as a Dodger!

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by Julio Pena on Oct 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

if by MVP he means not the MVP then I agree.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, today IS opposite day.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BA is still the rage

As far as I’m concerned Matt Kemp did win the Triple Crown.
OPS+
Home Runs
Awesomeness

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stick around for a while Rain…….

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sir, Fox would have no problem cutting away from baseball if it was bottom of the ninth, tied, two out, bases loaded, and Miguel Cabrera at the plate.

X Factor must be aired.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was only for Raider games aired on the Columbia Broadcast Network.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

System, not Network. Damn lack of sleep.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you dun got Aaron Curry

thoughts

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

mortreport Chris Mortensen
Following up on the Aaron Curry trade, the Raiders will give Seahawks a 7th rounder in 2012 & conditional mid-rounder in 2013.

jeez thats nothing. What a bust.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing as how Curry doesn’t know how to tackle I think the Seahawks win this trade.

I bought into all the hype surrounding him prior to him being drafted and thought he’d end up being real good. I was just a little off….

He did look great at the combine though so he will fit right in on the Raiders!

by VegasBlues on Oct 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checks calendar, playoffs? Yes.

So, 3hr 25min is what, the 6th inning if they start now?

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

according to fox

they pushed back the start 30 minutes to 5:45 ET

by shaqfor3 on Oct 12, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you got a draft pick and your choice was Michael Young or Ray Durham, knowing full well how each would do in their careers, who do you choose?

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I allowed to keep Young off shortstop? If not, Durham.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 12, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Durham

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Course I’d have made him a center fielder from day one.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr Young
Career Home OPS .866
Career Road OPS .737

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Durham – Mr. Consistency
Career Home OPS .790
Career Road OPS .786

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Question

Who’s Ray Durham?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?id=durhara01&year=Career&t=b

One of the best 2nd baseman over the last 15 years.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how out of touch I am

I can’t recall ever hearing about him.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rk Player OPS+ G From To Age PA H 2B 3B HR RBI BB OPS
1 Chase Utley 127 1109 2003 2011 24-32 4778 1198 258 34 188 694 462 .882
2 Jeff Kent 125 1949 1995 2008 27-40 8198 2133 491 40 331 1320 721 .868
3 Robinson Cano 119 1053 2005 2011 22-28 4413 1263 286 27 144 621 224 .843
4 Roberto Alomar 116 1358 1995 2004 27-36 5913 1550 298 39 146 701 609 .836
5 Craig Biggio 109 1936 1995 2007 29-41 8695 2122 477 33 234 863 765 .810
6 Chuck Knoblauch 109 1064 1995 2002 26-33 4860 1196 207 45 88 417 551 .806
7 Jose Vidro 108 1418 1997 2008 22-33 5708 1524 341 12 128 654 478 .804
8 Ray Durham 104 1975 1995 2008 23-36 8423 2054 440 79 192 875 820 .788
9 Brian Roberts 103 1233 2001 2011 23-33 5532 1374 339 34 84 477 550 .769
10 Bret Boone 100 1563 1995 2005 26-36 6571 1560 325 24 224 900 507 .767
11 Orlando Hudson 99 1259 2002 2011 24-33 5130 1266 253 58 90 514 463 .762
12 Todd Walker 98 1288 1996 2007 23-34 5055 1316 284 30 107 545 421 .783
13 Brandon Phillips 97 1041 2002 2011 21-30 4365 1086 202 28 130 524 260 .755
14 Placido Polanco 97 1719 1998 2011 22-35 7142 1966 320 32 101 681 388 .752
15 Ronnie Belliard 96 1484 1998 2010 23-35 5641 1377 328 24 114 601 488 .753

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 10/12/2011.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Phillips has a lower career OPS+ than Todd Walker. Wow.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he’s already peaked.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Todd Walker got kinda hosed because people focused on what he couldn’t do (catch the ball) too much.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 12, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was a true fantasy sleeper back then

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Junior Spivey.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

One day that Greg Maddux is gonna tell his grandkids about how he just could not solve the riddle that was Junior Spivey.

Mark Bellhorn.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always interesting when they move a 3rd baseman to 2nd base, usually they are moved to 1st base and you find out they couldn’t even hit if they had been a AA.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly just confused him with Warren Morris.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He took Broxton deep

in a crucial situation in SF. Was it the ’07 pennant race?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both Young and Durham were picked in the 5th round

Young in 1997 out of Cal and Durham in 1990 out of high school. (Bret Boone was selected two picks after Durham).

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd baseman who turned to crap so quick:
Chuck Knoblauch

Loved watching him play for the Twins.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never had the highs of Knobloach. At age 26/27 he was the bomb.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Young did not go to Cal.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santa Barbara

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I too choose Durham, and I let him hit leadoff for the next 15 years.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun with numbers

Andre Ethier currently has the same career OPS+ as Kirk Gibson and Roy Campanella.

James Loney currently has the same career OPS+ as Tommy Davis and Henry Rodriguez.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrian Beltre is only 2 OPS+ higher than James Loney

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney is a beast

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre 2003 - Loney 2011

Beltre’s Terrible 1st half, went off in Sept.
Beltre and Loney one year removed from Free Agency
Beltre and Loney both never lived upto the promise of their first two yeas in the majors

OMG – Jim Loney is going bonkers in 2012

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly I can’t wait for 2012

by dodgerpreacher on Oct 12, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick some one break one of Loney’s ankles!

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can have Josie give it a crack.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s Jeff Gillooly when you need him?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my guilty pleasures

Was listening to Tom Brokaw pronounce Gillooley

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I use these ankles all the time!

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Canseco, Juan Gonzalez and Rafael Palmeiro had the same career OPS+

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does that basketball player to the left of me

seem to have a sharp object in his back pocket? He could put someone’s eye out.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder what league average is for Batters Faced per Inning

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

4.25 in the NL this year.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll give you hot water if you bring your own teabag : )

It’s weird, three years ago I was working in a coffee shop, and my boyfriend at the time said “hey, you’re learning a transferable skill. You can apply your trade anywhere”

I hated him for saying that, but this might just pull me out of my funk.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

but this might just pull me out of my funk.

cause of all the sugar and caffeine and tasty coffee smell

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

there probably should have been a question mark in there

somewhere

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I go nuts with the question marks, I can read that like a cheerleader.

“cause of all the sugar? and caffeine? and tasty coffee smell?”

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats probably exactly how I would say it out load

totally

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, Becky. Like gag me with a spoon or whatever

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i listened to the beginning of that song the other day. loved it. “she is dressed like a total prostitute”

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Bootsy Collins will put her right back in, baby.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not for me. every time i pass a starbucks now the boy screams for tea. iced tea to be exact.

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

make him call it what it really is

sugar water

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

the tea is a lie(I hate myself)

its fruit flavored sugar water marketed as tea

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m told at some point i’ll know what The Cake is a Lie means, but I’m not there yet.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are playign portal 1 or 2?

if 2, stop, go play 1, then go back to 2, THEN you will get the joke. Otherwise you will only understand references to lemons.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

2. madeleine told me the joke because I don’t have internet and didn’t want to go get P1.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re a better person for not knowing.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

xkcd relevant as always


I remember trying to log in to the original Command and Conquer servers a year or two back and feeling like I was knocking on the boarded-up gates of a ghost town.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, I have like four Command & Conquer disks within reach of me RIGHT NOW. Let’s play some Tiberian Sun!

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Diablo 3 needs to come out now.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

jan or feb...

maybe

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this Rage game

I’m seeing advertising any good?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorta

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do I move the margins to see the rest of the comic?

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if it’s for the boy, of course. Darling little tyke

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working is so overrated. Go hosteling in Europe

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My options are work and pay taxes in Los Angeles, California, America or eat at the Paris Ritz’s dumpster…..

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Humma’s restaurant has chairs, I assume.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And booths.

Booths that I have slept in.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half way, sell coffee in Paris to dumb Americans.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Ewe ah Uhmericaaaaah, Zhozie. Why you muz eat out of zis dump-stair?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there are

Starbucks in Paris – heck all over the world.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

my first idea

before I took G’s, was to be a flight attendant, but they relocate you and you have to pay your relocation costs. I don’t want to pay my own relocation costs.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josie would be a star in Paris, we should put up a one way ticket to Paris fund for Josie.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got two tickets to Paradise, but I don’t think they are transferable.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Letters of Transit, but they are made out to some dude named Rick and some other chick named Ilsa.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am more impressed with you Ugarte

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Rick, I don’t think you want to go down that road again.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And if my pal needs a waitress, I would get him to hook you up.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to be waitress in Paris

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, here’s a plan. Pull a ticket fund, I live with Jojo, pulling espresso and going to football matches. Oh my god this is the perfect plan.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

new plan

I’ve got a friend in Birmingham, ticket fund to London, I’ll take the train to Brummagem, pull espresso and go to Aston Villa matches

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

your friend will get tired of you

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me about it, done that one before. I’ll have to marry him.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do yourself a favor, don’t check that search history.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jojo would so set you up. Before you know it, you’d be someone’s queen.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get back, Loretta.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to learn to operate the espresso machine in my friend’s restaurant one day when he was short-staffed.

This even though my friend’s place is the only* place in Paris where you can get real American drip coffee.

*This is probably not true, but it is almost certainly almost true. I bet you can get drip coffee in a big American hotel, but aside from that, it’s just BIA.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine if Ozzie Guillen got fooled by the hidden ball trick while getting American drip coffee at Breakfast in America!

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

“What’s this fuckin’ coffee? This is good fuckin’ coffee. Who’s the motherfucker that made this fuckin’ coffee? Oh fuck, I’m out.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You know who can’t make coffee like this? My fucking wife. Because her cooking is terrible, you see. But I love her.”

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

go hosteling in Peru and you can buy everyone in the bar drinks for 20 bucks and be a local goddess.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The number of days in the MLB regular season.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, then, by extension, the offseason in a leap year, like 2012, for instance.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those seem like limited options for a free agent. How come you are not tutoring?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tutoring is the best. The kid gets a C and you are a hero!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids parents at our school pay 40 – 75 bucks for elementary tutoring.

Verdell would be better off taking early retirement and tutoring since she’s not allowed to tutor kids in her school.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elementary tutoring? For $75 an hour?

Holy crap.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was making $100/hr tutoring middle school Algebra 1 to a girl whose dad had no real expectation of her passing the class. I did help her to be sure, but he didn’t seem to care. He also gave bonuses intermittently. Quite a gig, that.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more they pay you the more they can brag about how much they pay you.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

pack 5 of them into a room for an hour, two sessions a day, for 200 days, make $150,000 a year.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

In theory, in practice people pay premium for one on one, not for sharing.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know. The problem is you can really only be open for business from like 4-6pm because kids have school, parents work, and they still need to do things like go home and eat dinner and sleep.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, parents will pay extra for my extreme good looks, winning personality, and wide breadth of knowledge of multiple subjects.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, that is why it is supplemental income.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes you wonder about tutoring businesses though. I guess you could pay tutors 20 bucks an hour and collect 60, then hire a staff of several tutors, but it’d take a whole lot just to pay the lease. Sorry, business mind kicked in

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

those exist

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I'm pretty sure they make good money

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of businesses are in the tutoring business. Not sure how they are doing these days but a few years ago they were making money. My wife refers her students to several of the main franchises.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i worked for one

when i first moved to LA. they are EVERYWHERE in SGV. Lil’ Harvard is a real one.

During the school year, yeah its only 3pm-6pm and they pay $15++++++/hr. the summers were good money when you can work all day. but i know the place i used to work, they keep asking me back but only can hire me to work a couple hours aw eek during the summer. so i keep telling them to fuck off.

not really. but its not worth it.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the end of the year I’d have to do independent contractor taxes from three different sources. Le not EZ form anymore

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, those forms are always a drawback to MAKING A LIVING

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Besides, who the hell reports tutoring income?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

update

MLBonESPNRadio: First pitch in the ALCS is scheduled for 5:45 ET.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

2:45 pm

isn’t happening. Tarp still on field even though the rain has stopped. Players are warming up in the outfield.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So the latest ESPN the Magazine is the “Body Issue” featuring a nude Blake Griffin on the cover and nude photos of many other professional and olympic athletes (both male and female, as well as some couples).

I thought I knew what being in shape was. That’s a whole new level of fitness right there.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup, we are all dough boys compared to them. Have to say the cover I got scared me and I went out with a female body builder once.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My issue had Hope Solo on the cover.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really sexy to me.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sexy in that Cover shot either.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what I meant, she might be sexy, but that shot didn’t do it. Great athletic body to be sure.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true. Her shot for the article was much better.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine to, was wondering why So Cal did not get Blake Griffin

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might have been the Bay area edition……..

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine had

Napoleon Solo. It was gross

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might have mentioned a few hundred times but Illya Kuryakin son taught me how to scuba dive 23 years ago.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

did you learn the spear gun too? That was the only reason I wanted to learn Scuba.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m no hunter

My best scuba story is:

My friend had a place off of Whidbey Island in Washington, you walk right from his back yard into Puget Sound, cold clear water, nothing there but crabs, so we spent our time collecting crabs for dinner that night. We got out around noon and put all the crabs into a waterbasket, then we both took a nap dreaming of crab dinner. While we were napping both our wifes took all the crabs and put them back into Sound.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

“and that’s why she’s my FIRST wife.”

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NAS Whidbey was my last duty station.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could easily retire on Whidbey, beautiful place.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is truely amazing up there.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Han Solo would sell some magazines. Although 2011 Harrison Ford, probably not as much.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If by impressive you mean built like a tank.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad you clarified

Have never been too sure about you.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could happen anywhere - in the nice community of Seal Beach

SEAL BEACH, Calif. (AP) — Southern California authorities say nine people have been shot at a hair salon in the city of Seal Beach.

Orange County Fire Authority Capt. Marc Stone tells KCAL-TV that the victims’ conditions are undetermined but some are being taken to a hospital.

The shooting occurred Wednesday afternoon in a cluster of small businesses on Pacific Coast Highway in the community southeast of Los Angeles.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

6 dead

according to the Times

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

More info from LA Times - Unfortunately 6 believed killed

Orange County authorities were responding to a shooting at a salon in Seal Beach on Wednesday, with reports of seven potential victims. A source familiar with the investigation said six people were believed dead.

The shooting occurred at Salon Meritage, a beauty salon in the 500 block of Pacific Coast Highway, workers in the shopping center said.

A suspect is in custody, according to a Seal Beach police official. The entire department is responding to the scene.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The entire department is responding to the scene.

I’m no law enforcement expert, but that seems like a bad idea.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

A weird master plan

I know, we’ll kill 6 people on one side of the town, so we can rob the bank on the other side. The cops won’t know what hit them

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems like of like driving past four cop cars at an accident, and assuming you’re free to speed now

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

 this and what happened in die hard where much larger scale

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one does that though

They slow down like 20 MPH slower than the speed limit for some g’awful reason.

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupidity

the reason is always stupidity

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think people want to see a dead body or something similar

And a few people fuck up the flow of traffic for the rest of us actually trying NOT to be in traffic for half our lives.

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, enjoy running toward the sound of any explosion and/or alarm at all retirement communities.

I just started this practice Sunday night.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddz Parentz live down the street from a retirement community and Maddz Daddz likes yelling “Vacancy” whenever he hears an alarm go by the house.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that man, even though we have never met.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live next to leisure world

I might have to steel this

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

try it out, see how the wife reacts.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 2009

they had 31 full time law enforcement officers.

From 1999-2009, there were 3 homicides and none from 2004 on.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be a story they talk about for fifty years in Seal Beach

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still talk about the kid I had a class with

who a few years later put on a paintball mask and a cape and shot his neighbors with a shotgun. /smh

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still talk

about having Leslie van Houten for a neighbor

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Kirk van Houten as a neighbor.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patricia Krenwinkle

was from Westchester, but she never calls anymore.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Oct 12, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A kid at our church that my youngest bro hung out with at Sunday school

and whose bro was on my altar boy team (yes, I was an altar boy; no, I was never abused) ended up shotgunning his parents when he was about 20.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still talk about

Katy Perry.

and the other day I remembered the time the leading Boy Band company (lou pearlman or something?) contacted me about having my band getting a “make over”

and Bobby Martinez making me quit surfing at age 10

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

im so sleepy

none of these people killed anyone. well maybe lou pearlman.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even in LA

a six person homicide is a pretty rare incident but yeah, hopefully they have suspect and there are no difficulties in prosecuting that individual.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seal Beach

has 24,168 residents as of 2010 census

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

1) Seal Beach is not Southeast Los Angeles
2) These people got shot and only some of them are being taken to the hospital?

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's practically Irvine

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

obsessed

you all are obsessed

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

the AP story

said Southeast of Los Angeles.

The second line has more to do with not having confirmed information.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I skipped a word an missed the whole story.

Apologies

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to throw things

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Has to be an ex-worker, love triangle

or the whole place was a front for drugs.

or he really hated his hair cut

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

or all 3

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it a two barber pole Korean barber shop?

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“45 minute wait my ass.”

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are that guy

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had to rec

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

or he was just crazy

sometimes things just happen. Is this Humma’s fourth law?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Followed by

Nice people, but not elite

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would that lead to Joey Joe being in charge here?

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

silverwidow

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he prolly killed us all

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

best not to give him any ideas

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silverwidow

Since the shooting will be at a TBLA event, he’ll be safe

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that if a large % of the Mods were taken out that Chad would be next in line.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case, I guess no headline, no story, no nothing.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave would get around to it

in a few days

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave may have been at said meet up.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain the tardiness

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Josie would probably have to take over since she would not have been able to afford to go to any TBLA event

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take over and turn it into an Albuquerque Isotopes blog.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tope O’ The Morning To Ya

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The John Lindsey Chronicles

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Eyes of Jay Gibbons

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memories of AJ Ellis

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking Bustabad

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angel Pena’s Tragic Illness

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Oct 12, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably my favorite so far.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 3:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Billy Ashley’s Field of Dreams

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Oct 12, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

over/under: how many time I’d write match instead of game: 53.2

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can come live blog our GU8 game this Saturday at 12:30. The Blue Raindrops have posted two shutouts in a row, a 4-0 drubbing of the Smurfettes and a 5-0 whitewashing of the Golden Dragons. This week we face the fierce and mighty Yellow Sunflowers led by #2 and #8.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen some GU8 games in my time, their the ones where the fathers have to constantly be told by their wives to shut up so the players can hear their coach : )

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

iiidown

He’ll be the oldest (by far :D ) and he’s going to say he will go to a TBLA get together but will probably never go, haha.

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

update

Buster_ESPN: It’s not raining. They’re not taking the tarp off the field. It makes no sense. Is X-Factor the x-factor? We’ll see.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

now 3:30, per 100 reporters

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoya gonna believe?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 12, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t play baseball we might run into a mildly popular TV show.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster_ESPN: And here comes the groundskeepers. Not sure why this process didn’t start 30 minutes ago.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil should appreciate this

British Pop Charts (Melody Maker?), Feb 3, 1971:

1: My Sweet Lord
.
.
.
5: Apeman

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Oct 12, 2011 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m an ape ape man

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voo-doo man…

To my dying day I will love the lyrics:

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/k/kinks/apeman_20079017.html

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Oct 12, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watched the George Harrison documentary on HBO last night. I couldn’t turn it off. Really good stuff.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was the second half good? I only saw the first half, and really enjoyed it. I assume the second half will be on demand soon enough.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s where a lot of the most interesting stuff happened. Obv the Beatles were kind of a big deal, but it went into Layla, and financing Life of Brian (which I didn’t know about), Traveling Wilburys, the near-fatal attack at his house and his final few years. Compelling to say the least.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very cool

I only heard about his involvement in Life of Brian last week. Looking forward to all of that.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not know until it started that the show I recorded was the second half. They’re repeating the show numerous times, but the listings don’t differentiate between the 1st or 2nd episode.

The second episode was outstanding. The true story of Layla finally came out.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Oct 12, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s more to it than EC wrote it because he was pining for GH’s wife?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was how he told Patty that he loved her.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d never heard the bit about George showing up at a party where Patti and Eric were hanging out. He asked them what was going on, and they told him. Brutal.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Oct 12, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s free love, man, you just have to roll with it.
/Liverpudlian accent


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patty must have been really something

Written by Harrison about her:
Something
I Need You
For You Blue
Isn’t It a Pity

Written by Clapton about her
Layla
Wonderful Tonight
Bell Bottom Blues

by The Dude Abides on Oct 12, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Isn’t It A Pity was about The Beatles. The plaintive tone of the lyrics, written in 1969 or 1970 don’t jibe with George still being with Patti and not knowing about Clapton’s feelings for her yet.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just going by what Wikipedia says. I knew about the three Clapton songs and I knew about Something. Didn’t know about the other three.

by The Dude Abides on Oct 12, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little football news

As of about an hour ago, the NCAA has officially closed its investigation, and Auburn gets to keep its National Championship. Until the next story else breaks, I suppose. Wrgl.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Oct 12, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So baseball going on at the same time, someone clue me in on particulars related to TV?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

AL game will be on Fox.

NL game starts at 5:05pm on TBS.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For UDog

my friend on facebook just said “If you want to win, let Tebow spin”

ha

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Turns out Ryan howard completely tore his Achilles. 5-6 month recovery.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Most unfortunate timing of an injury since Kendry Morales.

by kinbote on Oct 12, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least he isn’t owed like $125 million dollars for the next few years.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Oct 12, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

A scout told Knobler the Rangers have different swings/different body language on the road.

by silverwidow on Oct 12, 2011 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BillShaikin Bill Shaikin
Orioles looking at #Dodgers asst GMs White, Watson; former #Angels GM Reagins in GM search, via @danconnollysun: twitter.com/#!/danconnolly…

by silverwidow on Oct 12, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

they can have White. I’m over him.

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were you ever under him?

heyoooo.

But really, were you ever high on him?

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess everyone was for a while?

by delias man on Oct 12, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

If White goes, will we finally draft a position player in the first round?

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends who replaces him and when.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is underway in Detroit

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

#first world problems

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think weather related issues is an every country problem.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

really, you came out of your air conditioned workplace and into your air conditioned car, and that’s an every country problem?

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I slept outside last night, on my basketball court, under a full moon, with my new puppy on my chest. Gentle breezes, clear skies, the only thing missing was the sound of Vinny calling Dodger postseason baseball.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did your neighbor pass you the grey poupon?

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he pull up in hi Gremlin, hand crank down the window and ask “Excuss me sie, Do you have any grey Poupon?”

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you left your good paying, air-conditioned job said “man it’s hot” then got in your private vehicle and turned on the AC until you could post that it was hot on your high speed wireless internet.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a sub, I get paid $95 a day, and I’m on call.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, teachers really do get paid like shit.

by silverwidow on Oct 12, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should tutor:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does your district raise the pay if you get a long-term gig?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but to only around $110.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weak. I think LAUSD is like $140, which is still peanuts.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought day to day subs get $160 now.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa, it’s $173. Extended subs get $233. Still less than certificated, but that’s not too bad.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really need to get on the list for LAUSD

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

one more hot day. Then it cools.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Seal Beach no one cares

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

followed by another walk. Pitch count mounting early.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Sweet Lord, that was Something.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Early zeroes hung

Good. Unfortunately, I’ll be in the Nard for most of this game. It smells bad there.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Porcello threw only 8 pitches in the 1st inning

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

They Might Be Giants will be in Anaheim in November (with Jonathan Coulton) and at Royce Hall in January for two shows (one will probably be the kids music, which is also awesome). I may have to go to all three.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Downtown Disney needs better food options

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially since the Tito’s in Anaheim packed up and left.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best version of “Tippecanoe and Tyler Too” I know. Only version too.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Oct 12, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Porcello would be good if he would just start striking people out.

Enter, October 12, 2011.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Harrison

is living dangerous, falling behind so many hitters.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Four zeroes so far

let’s see how the big bats do the next time through the lineup.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Still playin in the rain.

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Porcello

gets out of a third inning pickle. 0-0 B3.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

(Uninentionally) funny thing Tigers radio announcer just said

(I’m listening to radio online because I have some work to do)

He said, “In that start in Detroit Harrison had to pass a kidney stone during the game so for that one at least we’ll give him a pass.”

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 12, 2011 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bottom of third

Harrison pitching behind in the count with a runner on. Eventually gonna bite him.

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

2-run double by Miggy

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The ‘05 All-Star jersey of his I’m wearing came through!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now we talking

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need iiidown’s input here (or maybe Kelly)…

This may be a stretch for someone with 2 MVP awards, but wasn’t Frank Robinson sort of under the radar, i.e. not on the Mays/Aaron level during his playing career?

The reason I ask is I always think of Frank Robinson when I think of Miguel Cabrera. Like, this guy is really, really, ridiculously great, and flies relatively under the radar.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d lump Aaron in the underrated category. He wasn’t the icon of Mays & Mantle until late in his career, amirite?

by silverwidow on Oct 12, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well Casey was winning,
Hank Aaron was beginning,
One Robbie going out, one coming in.
Kiner and Midget Cadell,
The Thumper and Mel Parnell,
And Ike was the only one winning down in Washington

We’re talkin’ Baaaaaaaaseball.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’d better. If not, I’ll send you the song.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I Love Mickey” and “Say Hey, Say Willie” give the overhyped combo each an extra to go with Talkin’ Baseball though. The Dodgers song doesn’t count for Willie.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have I Love Mickey, but I do have Talkin’ Baseball and Say Willie

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know the name of the song, but the one about Jackie Robinson (“See Jackie Robinson hit that ball, it goes zoomin’ toward the left field wall, that ball….Ooooh, Jackie hit that ball”) is great.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to put together a playlist for the TBLA softball game/picnic, but never got enough time.

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I Can’t Stand Up for Falling Down” by Sam and Dave.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Basie counted his fucking? Like Wilt Chamberlain?

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Oct 12, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably needed NASA to help with the computation.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying they supplied the rocket in his pocket?

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Oct 12, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suddenly “the A train” has a whole new meaning.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question: Do we could Mrs. Robinson as a Joe Dimaggio song, since it was supposed to be about him and the last chorus still is

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Joe D tried to sue over his name being used in that song, I’ll allow it.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not too many pop/rock songs with baseball references

Centerfield (duh)
Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Rocky Mountain Way (Bases are loaded and Casey’s at bat, Playin’ it play by play. Time to change the batter)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glory Days.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boys of Summer (sort of)
Swing Swing (All-American Rejects, I think)
Cheap Seats (Alabama) is brilliant
Ghetto Baseball (Nelly) is not brilliant

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 13, 2011 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the devil

Per Baseball-Reference, here are Cabrera’s most similar batters through age 28:

Frank Robinson (924)
Hank Aaron (910)

Ken Griffey (890)
Albert Pujols (881)
Mel Ott (862)
Joe Medwick (858)
Al Kaline (858)
Mickey Mantle (856)

Juan Gonzalez (849)
Hal Trosky (847)

(bold = HOF)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hal Trosky is in the Russian Revolutionaries Hall of Fame.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This solves it, Juan Gonzalez is a hall of famer

by G.Scott on Oct 12, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until 1966 this was probably true, but Triple Crown, Leading team to World Championship over the dreaded pitching of Koufax / Drysdale, he was the man from then on. Hell Aaron was under the radar until one day someone said, fuck he’s going to break the home run record.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hrm

a question for iiidown and kelly and it isn’t about the invention of the wheel??? WHAAAAAAT?

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my dad's favorite stories

is how the Reds thought he was too old and wasn’t going to be good anymore, trade him to the Orioles, and he only goes on to hit for the triple crown, haha.

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else think "mushroom" when they hear "Porcello"?

Er, maybe that’s just me.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 12, 2011 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a craving for cured ham

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What disease did it have beforehand?

#badjokes

by silverwidow on Oct 12, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s knuckles were pickled, obviously.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Oct 12, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swine flu.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think more like Portobello.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 12, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portobello + Porcini = Porcello

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 12, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have

If he were built like Joe Blanton, I’d probably think it was Italian for “porcine” though.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

43 strikes
13 balls

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Oct 12, 2011 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Baseball defeats Simon Cowell!

maskedscheduler: Well it’s almost 8pm…X Factor will not be on tonight. This evening’s Judges House episode will air tomorrow night.

bonus tweet:
HitFixDaniel: Whenever Tim McCarver says anything rational, It gives me genuine pause. #NotTheXFactor

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, just popping in to ask – who was Cabrera motioning to at the end of the last inning, after the double play? Looked lke he was gesturing to the Texas dugout.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster_ESPN: Cabrera turned to Texas bench and started jawing after that doubleplay.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, thanks.

Glad I’m not the only one who picked up on that.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And glad I’m not the only one here!

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking D Young

C’mon, I know you all want to say it.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

welllll

his misplay doesnt matter anymore now

by matthewmafa on Oct 12, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, yeah

go go little ball in the rain

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Blah, Mushroom Boy choked up the lead. Tenuous though it was.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 12, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Search on Twitter for “X Factor.” It is hilarious.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the general population is taking it well: the506: Actual tweet: “Why is this baseball game on instead of xfactor?! Theyre not even important teams! No redsox or yankees! Smh”

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The_Poet_JL: Anybody else sick of baseball interfering with your favorite t.v. show? First Terra Nova, now X-Factor.-smh

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

So sorry guys:( #XFACTOR isn’t on till tomorrow and friday!!:( the yankee game pushed it back :/ #watchtomorrow ?

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

xolinds6: Or maybe I’ll just shower and then cry over what could have been an X Factor filled evening. #bucket4mycreyz

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously don't want to teach these little shits
AriLiciouss: Uhmm x factor why you no cmon ? I love baseball but its not usually on channel 5 ! Ajdjfhfn grr nd my fav team got elimates THIS SUCKS

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

marahml:

Did baseball really trump #xfactor? #depressed

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I chuckled
headaik: “Program alert: If you’re tuning in for The X Factor, kill yourself.”

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am fine with this.

by VegasBlues on Oct 12, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

in that they were both shows Simon Cowell founded in England then shipped worldwide? No.

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fielder is up with two on.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Kotsay TOOTBLAN

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn, I hate to see a team fall apart

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

AT least, a team I want to see win

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Jay puts his signature on the game in St. Louis.

1-0, Pujols now up with Jay on 2B

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

What a terrible decision to put Kotsay in center.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

A freaking terrible decision?

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 of those Kotsay PA are from 1999-2000 when Carpenter was a Blue Jay.

All managers are dumb.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who holds the record for most XBH in a playoff series?

by VegasBlues on Oct 12, 2011 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know for series, but
The most [XBH] in a single postseason is 13, by the Rangers’ Nelson Cruz last year. The most by a National League player is 11, a total shared by Willie Stargell (1979 Pirates), Barry Bonds (2002 Giants), Larry Walker (2004 Cardinals) and Carlos Beltran (2004 Astros).

Pujols has, what, 5 this series and 8 this post-season?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Braun also has 8 this post-season, before tonight.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victor Martinez has had some good swings tonight.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallardo

looking terrible

bases loaded 0 outs

by shaqfor3 on Oct 12, 2011 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

In some parallel universe, Kotsay is playing centerfield and Delmon Young left field ON THE SAME TEAM.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play for a run. Galllardo needed the outs though.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hart probably should have caught that.

by VegasBlues on Oct 12, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Corey Hart wants to remind everyone that the Brewers have bad OF defense at all three positions tonight.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still blaming that one on Kotsay.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

braun is bad at D too?

hes pretty faast… the metrics dnt like him?

by matthewmafa on Oct 12, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Brewers shouldn’t have replaced Gallardo with Suppan.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack and Jill. Early candidate for worst movie of the decade.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

@TylerKepner:

The so-called “Al Alburquerque,” who may or may not exist, threw his first two warm-up pitches to the backstop on a bounce.
That’s bad, right?

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that and replied “those pitches took a wrong turn at Pismo Beach.”

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a maroon.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 13, 2011 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

And for those who don’t know about the “may or may not exist” reference. Here.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Freese

per Bernie Miklasz:

Freese with 11 RBIs; only Cardinals with more in single postseason: Pujols (14 in ’04), Edmonds (12 in ’00), Sanders (12 in ’05)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddam, I hate McCarver. Going on 20 years now.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

All managers are bad.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No shutout tonight for Carpenter. Yuni RBI single, 4-1

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim McCarver: The ALCS is nowhere for Youth.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the comment that made me gripe up above.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that looked like a disaster for a second.

by shaqfor3 on Oct 12, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

inning ending groundout in Detroit. Still 3-2

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alburquerque

replaced Porcello, threw a 4 pitch walk to Kinsler to load the bases (none of the pitchers were close to strikes), Leyland stuck with him and he got the groundout against the next guy.

by shaqfor3 on Oct 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

sac fly for Gallardo.

4-2 StL, top 2nd

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

This Brewers-Cardinals game seems like it will be a 10-8 kind of game.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope not

I picked a total under 16.5 for both games. :)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picked the over. And I said the Cards would hit 2 or more HRs.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

On an 0-2 pitch too

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah, eat that, Tim McClueless! Just got done saying that Inge wouldn’t pull it.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim McCarver was wrong about something?

I’m SHOCKED.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I should just let it go, right?

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Peter Gammons.

Here’s his latest tweet, which looks like it was meant to be a DM:

You may well be right, but my source was strong on. A way to settle with Drautpn
I have no idea what he is talking about.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Typo for

“Drayton”? As in McLane, former Astros owner?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

McCarver's Ozzie Smith Graphic moment

“The odds are that Inge is not going to pull the ball down the third base line…It would be very unusual for Inge to pull Ogando.”

Inge HR to left center next second.

“Unbelievable.”

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox should put McCarver out of our misery.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ironic part is that I used to like him when he was just a local broadcaster for the Mets back in the 80s. He got on national TV for the WS, though, and it’s like his head exploded.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

More fun with English

So … “Detroit” is pronounced with an “oy” sound and a “t” at the end. Yet, “Benoit” is pronounced with it’s proper French pronunciation … “ben-wa”.

Can I just say that Benoit throwing balls is pretty funny?

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s fun to pronounce it du-TWA though.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish his name was Roy Benoit.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I had to go to Wikipedia to see what it means – comes from the French for “the strait.” as in the strait connecting Lakes Huron and Erie.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Benjamin disagrees.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 13, 2011 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gallardo gets through the 2nd inning without allowing a run. Still 4-2 Cardinals headed to the third inning.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He has occupied the position so far.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Craig Sager, Kotsay told his teammates in the dugout, “The best part about it is I didn’t have to slide.”

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

And Furcal with a good defensive play to get two.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

What a great throw by Cruz. Wow.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play happens, saving the tie, and joe buck says it like it was nothing. I hate this announcing team.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I synced Shulman/Hershiser with my TV, and am glad

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. ESPN Radio has a great feed online.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have managed to sync it perfectly, after several tweaks. It’s awesome.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck was replaced by an LDM years ago.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to ask – “LDM”?

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks. Gotta keep up on my popular culture, I guess.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The TBS announcers just gave us an update on squirrel-hunting in the stadium.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great throw but wow Miggy is slow.
You have to score on a ball that is hit that far to the Of.

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Goldstein tweets
In all fairness to Cabrera, the time from Cruz’ glove to Napoli’s was 3.38 seconds. That gets a lot of folks out.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, before I go off to feed everyone dinner (and probably leave for the night) – I hate that Fox uses their freakin’ football music for the playoffs. I keep thinking it’s Sunday.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

it IS sunday!

your wife and kids have starved due to you not feeding them for 4 days!!!!

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was sunday I would be playing kickball.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you let

your kickball team down.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope partied with them last night.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, if it was Sat, Beer and wings at Big Wangs, last night was Pizza and a Pitcher in the Happy Ending Bar and Grill.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have an quite the schedule!

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are the high lights the rest is down hill.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

My week starts on Saturday night.

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you start with Big Wangs and finish with Happy Ending unconventionally.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather go to Pink’s than Big Wangs.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hah, good point. I’m a miserable failure as a parent and spouse!

But I have an excuse – there’s baseball on TV …

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC?

USC students don’t even know what happened a block away.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

CSULB

I learned this.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

that campus

is expansive. 2 miles away from CSULB is CSULB ;D

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallardo

is not long for this game

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh, Gallardo walks Furcal and now its the big bats for the Cardinals.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Double play in St. Louis.

2 outs now, man on 3B

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

IBB to Pujols, man on 3rd, 2 outs.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Pujols takes second base.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holliday strikes out to end the inning.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, gotta round up the family. ’Night, folks.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Oct 12, 2011 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

have a good one, man

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

video game question

i played thru like all but the last chapter of the new Monkey Island game last year or so.

Do I replay it fromt he beginning or start where I left off and try to remember what happened.

video games are weird.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Are

you sans wife right now.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

shes living in LA while I live in SB with my parents during the week.

we put an offer on a short sale, so we are waiting and waiting and waiting with fingers crossed

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard that the waiting is the hardest part.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that and playing the mortgage ;D

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buying in SB

I thought you had to read obits to find bargain places to buy

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, there isnt much in our price range but because this is a short sale, it could be a good deal. we’ll see…

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

at least we know our impromptu karaoke nights will be safe from mintxcore’s presence once he moves for good.

:)

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

i was talking about this with mikewhite last night. hopefully i’ll still be able to make some, not the impromptu ones but the planned ones!

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

bowling is awesome

but it seems so expensive.

and it doesnt include me singing. ;D

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It turns out the bowling alley bar has karaoke starting at 9 PM!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooo

but at Gabes, I’ve memorized the entire songbook ;D

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are doing it wrong

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

what should i do then?

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did the same thing with Blue Dragon

though now I really have no choice but to start over. I was at the second disc. I have no idea when I’ll get the motivation to play though.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well you should have played it from the beginning lol

episodic gaming is just a way to deliever a SINGLE game in multiple chunks, so I guess just start from the beginning. Its more about humor anyways right? So knowing the ending doesn’t matter as much.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

i dont remember why i didnt finish. i think it was like 100+ degrees and didnt want to use my laptop and play a game all day. and i think i was starting work again or something. i dunno.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

man

buck sure was cuddlin’ up with mccarver

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He missed his Pookie bear!!!!!!!!!!

by Grimjack on Oct 12, 2011 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallardo and Carpenter, against all odds, are still in the game.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Kotsay tags from first to go to second on a fly ball to right field. Rarely see that.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like baseball did a bit better last night in the ratings
8:00PM
CBS NCIS 4.0 11 18.980
ABC Last Man Standing (premiere) 3.6 10 13.190
FOX MLB ALCS Tigers v. Rangers (8-11p) 2.5 7 8.390
NBC The Biggest Loser (8-10p) 2.0 5 5.580
CW 90210 0.8 2 1.540

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

whats the diff

between Last Man Standing and Last Comic Standing?

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going from a show with three boys to a show with three daughters.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh gosh

so many tampon jokes! so much potential!

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need that gig

if only to take you away from ratings updates

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

josie

do you mind if i ask what ahppened with that teaching gig you had? or did i dream it?

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

with the tampon comment, this is funny.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

bummer, the biggest challenge in education is dealing with crazy people who have more power than you hahah

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you want me to to keep a personal record on the students, fine.

you say that a student dying their hair purple needs to be reported to the dean….

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought this was a community college?

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh

thats crazy. but seems like a rule that could be fudged no matter how insane and dumb.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s my stated piece of straw, but it was just the backbreaker

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Post Virginia Tech heavy handedness?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much. If a student smells we were supposed to report it, any sign their mood may have been altered.

The file they have on me must be overflowing

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you think that’s pretty much how it is at all the private U’s?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think that stuff

is stuff they ask teachers to do to cover THEIR asses. but they would never really find out and teachers prolly never, ever do it.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you refused to shower before going to work?

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

[x]

How does Humma describe his primitive attempts at birth control.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Article. Ever.

From the AP, no less.

A California man arrested for throwing a hot dog at Tiger Woods during a tournament said he wanted to do something “courageous and epic.”
.
Brandon Kelly of Petaluma told the Santa Rosa Press Democrat on Tuesday that he’s a fan of Woods and got the idea after watching “Drive” – a recently released movie starring Ryan Gosling as a stunt driver who moonlights as a getaway driver.
.
“I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie `Drive,’” Kelly said. “As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, `I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.’”

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

A real reporter

would have interviewed the hot dog vendor.

I cannot believe no one has located the purveyor of the fried chicken yet.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i cannot think of any fried chicken places near fenway. there used to be some great sushi (seriously!) and mexican food (seriously!) near Fenway, but that burned down a few years ago :[

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

sushi and Mexican in the same place?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

next door

there were some other places there too. http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/food/dishing/2009/01/restaurants_des.html

it was pretty much the best spot for fairly cheap eats in Boston

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’know, maybe I should get a sushi burrito this Friday, if they’re there.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

i miss all my fav food trucks living here.

rebel bite and jogasaki are now making lunch stops at Home Depot Center now too, just for Josie

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game has now

pre-empted local news or money making syndicated programs on Fox affiliates.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet the over on a certain number of outs for Carpenter. I lost.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I took the under on both starters in that game. Please hit for Gallardo.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay. What I really need though is for the Cards to hit some fucking jacks.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Enter LaTroy “Screaming Line Drive” Hawkins!

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yessssssss


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winter Leagues, y'all. From @MinorLeagueBlog
Dodgers Scott Van Slyke homered for Tiburones de La Guaira on Opening Day in Venezuela

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Off Belisario?? (One can hope)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, wouldn’t that be something?

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he said

“I’ll be on the Dodgers before you will.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI single for Napoli

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

TBLA is wise
I would not underestimate Mike Napoli here

Follow @rocknjosie
LAG Confidential / SBNLA / LA History / Pop Bunker
by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
 
Agreed

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:18 PM PDT

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

If Det-TX gets to game six

Tom Hallion will be behind the plate. YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Boom stick. Ball game.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nelson Cruz is a BEAST

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Are the 7 RBI by Nelson Cruz the most in the 11th inning in MLB postseason history?

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

and a flurry of Pretzals

knocks Whitey Ford unconcious

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Whitney Ford the star of Whitney?

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

"C'mon Mom, Thousands of people saw YOUR pretzals knock out Whitey Ford!"

“You can call them Whitey Whackers.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Aw man, I need to watch the classic episodes of the simpsons

Do you know of any, eh hem, streaming sites that have them?

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk what sites you're looking at :P

but netflix doesn’t have the simpsons streaming :(

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

which sux

no, i don’t know of any. They aren’t on Hulu?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Around the same time that St. Louis leadoff man bunted so that the #2 man can make out and Pujols pitched around. Holliday can make the Brewers pay for that though, but coming off the injury, I’d probably go this route too.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

months late but

spotify is totally just a real time napster.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Hawkins got out of it.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly has more balls than Holliday.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Beltre. Nice fucking pick.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Lance Lynn time in St. Louis. AKA time for the Brewers to strike.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Lee must be kicking himself right now.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Everything is.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

and if it's not

it should be

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

im taking some dvds to school to show the freshman some michel gondry music videos

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smilin' Sammy Saito

is in to pitch.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Saito

is a perfect representation of the upper limits of the best Dodger moments

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And immediately hits Berkman.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what'd be a change of pace

if a closer shaved every speck of hair on his head, even his eyebrows.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Twitter fun

For more hilarity. West coast peeps are figuring out that X-Factor is last weeks show. Slowly…

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NarniaNeeds1D:

@iDreamOfZayn IM SO ANGRY. XFactor and Glee are the highlights of my week, as sad as that sounds, haha! Wahhh

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its rare for a team to get to back-back World Series and lose both times.

Braves – 91/92
Dodgers – 77/78

Last teams to have gotten there back-back and lost.

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Brewers

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Future Dodger Jerry Hairston

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. Former Dodger Rafael Furcal throws him out.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Unlikely Hero Yuniesky Betancourt

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strike three, swinging.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that looked liked a Yuniesky type of swing

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Matt LeCroy Jonathan LuCroy

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be Casey McGeeheeheeheehee.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swing and a miss. K.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleh


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like there’s going to be alot of red in the World Series.

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Except when Texas wears the unis that have more blue.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers still just need one.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over, man, game over.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

One Game. I probably should’ve said.

by Alex41592 on Oct 12, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I apologize for the short joke earlier.

It wasn’t funny enough.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty funny. You certainly have nothing to apologize for. Nobody does — at least, not to me, and at least not about short jokes.

Still, I do encourage you all to hit me with your best shot, and I am disappointed when I’m hit by something less.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was apologizing for the funniness level, not the fact that it was a short joke. That’s the joke.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it might be the Rangers again

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Oct 12, 2011 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know how I feel about Rangers-Cardinals.

On the one hand, the Rangers fucked up and allowed the Giants to win.

On the other hand, fuck the Cardinals.

Help me here.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony LaRussa

Fuck the Cardinals.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sold.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

DH

Fuck the Rangers. (What Yogi Bear says when stealing picnic baskets in the unrated version.)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

rangers over the cardinals
always.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Oct 12, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Rangers

Chuck Norris didn’t play a character called Walker, St. Louis Cardinal.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Cardinals.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 13, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers over the Cardinals

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Oct 12, 2011 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

this looks weird and disturbing to me.

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Oct 12, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

my wife won’t let me wear it :[

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only time ive worn it

was when i was going to IndieCade, the indie video game convention

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that for developers

too shitty to get into pax?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

All we are saying is give pax a chance?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

nah, I’m just being a douche. PAX is right now one of the most bamf gaming conventions and has kind of become a place where many indie games get shown off. It probably didn’t exist when minty went to indiecade

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

those guys from Penny Arcade

have really done some amazing stuff

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i went to indiecade

last weekend.

the games at indiecade are a bit more, how should i say, experimental. and lots of non-video games (like Human Vs Zombies). it’s a fun event, pretty lowkey but a lot of creativity. i usually just walk thru and check stuff out as I’m not super video gamey and don’t really have a lot ot say on the subject.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Roenicke just said Gomez would for sure catch the ball that Kotsay missed.

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If you were the Brewers, how would you feel about putting your season in the hands of Randy Wolf?

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it is against Kyle Lohse.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Results

Glad the Cardinals won. Why can’t the Rangers settle for one run in the extra inning wins? Why do they need to hit a grand slam or three run HR to kill me. :)

by Xeifrank on Oct 12, 2011 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

did they also hit a grand slam in an earlier game?

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Oct 12, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nelson Cruz walk-off salami on Monday night (Game 2)

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

when a sac fly for one run would have won the game.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

jerks

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Oct 12, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Finley says, “You didn’t mind when I did it too the Giants.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love Steve Finley!!

I remember that game. that was the game i officially became a Dodger fan!

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Oct 12, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i missed that game because i was in Boston and they werent showing it. but i also think i met my wife right around that moment.

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, hit the over in the contest.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

so in 2013

is Angelo Songco our DH?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Repeating Chattanooga.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Rivera will be re-signed for that job.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boston Herald

apparently says Beckett needs to go.

Wow

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Eats too much fried chicken?

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take him, and be the fried chicken errand boy.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone call Theo,

oh wait………

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY RED SOX

Remember how you guys blew it in the last month of the season mostly because your rotation turned to shit?

Well have I got an idea for you: trade your best pitcher!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's so crazy

it just might work!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Lilly-Beckett swap might be a good start to the phone call. They’ll need someone to replace him.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 13, 2011 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm surprised

they’re not turning the guns on Lackey. he’s the one who sucked

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They would, but he’s untradeable. Beckett has trade value! GET RID OF HIM

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were Ned, I would hold a press conference tomorrow, saying, “Los Angeles has the best fried chicken in the world — we eat it with waffles, it’s awesome — and we have several people doing really interesting things with beer.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Ortiz

want’s out himself

“I don’t know if I want to be part of all that drama again next year.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds awesome

link

Alex Castellanos, 25, OF, 10th-round pick in 2008 by St. Louis: Acquired in the Rafael Furcal trade, Castellanos is already off to a hot start, with three homers in seven games. Mattingly said Castellanos might be tried at second base after playing primarily in right field, although he started his pro career as an infielder. As a hitter, his 23 homers and 102 runs scored this year have management intrigued. He was the Texas League runner-up in batting (.319) and slugging (.562).

Castle’s bat at second? UM, YES PLEASE.

by silverwidow on Oct 12, 2011 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodgers should put all their bats at the tougher defensive positions and see if they can generate a prospect.

I’d even go Van Slyke at 3b

by Joey Joe on Oct 12, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, let’s put Kyle Russell at shortstop and have him pitch, too.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

put him in RF

after we trade Ethier for Beckett

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've been thinking this too

because holy hell, we have NOTHING at third base. At least nothing anywhere close.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's see

if Griff can play third

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the exceptions of Cey and Beltre, the Dodgers have never, ever, ever had anything at third base.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta start somewhere Humma

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember how great

Andy LaRoche was (before he played in the majors)?

by mintxcore on Oct 12, 2011 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a madlib

for THOUSANDS of prospects

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sounds like a good idea

thus it is doomed to fail

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing ventured

nothing gained

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They absolutely should give it a shot. It is precisely the kind of thing teams should do. If there’s any chance at all that he could succeed as a middle infielder, what do they have to lose? Would moving him really have all that much effect on the development of his bat? And even if it does, is Castellanos’s bat so special that it has to be protected?

That said, it probably won’t work, but that doesn’t really matter. They should try it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is a reason why people don’t go left on the defensive spectrum.

by Tripon on Oct 12, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is why it won’t work. We all know why it won’t work.

But catchers aren’t supposed to be breaking strikeout records in the majors two years after throwing their first pitch, if you know what I mean. If you think Castellanos isn’t gonna be much anyway, why not try him at 2B? What do they have to lose?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Lopes

move from OF to IF? Not saying that means anything, just that someone has done it before.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopes AND Ropes

AKA Bill Russell.

Lopes did play some CF in the majors and I liked the way he played it: shallow, with confidence that he can go back on balls over his head and run ’em down.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inspired by a conversation on Twitter with underdog…

What are the best fake movies? I mean movies that are mentioned in other works but that don’t actually exist?

Off the top of my head, Who Dat Ninja? from 30 Rock, Machete from Grindhouse (which ended up really existing) and underdog mentioned Aquaman from Entourage.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The Dueling (aka Singing) Cavalier, from Singin’ in the Rain.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 12, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ASS

Idiocracy

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a movie

But Uncle Nutsy’s Clubhouse was a badass TV show in UHF.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we’re going into fake TV shows, then we have to mention Tool Time.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a junior mint

"They say The Jet's lost a step or two... but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here."

by DodgerSF on Oct 12, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nature Trail to Hell…in 3-D

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

McBain

Let’s Get Silly

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Everyman movie was a way worse concept than the Fallout Boy movie?

by Josie Becker on Oct 12, 2011 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

cant find it right now

but if it cut all the scenes together theres pretty much an entire mcbain movie scattered across all the simpson episodes

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hah

thats one of the scenes. Heres like the first half insanely speeded up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyANa71gvU

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

I saw that on cracked.com. Each clip is a part to a whole movie. Brilliant.

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could I forget The Fatties, Scorcher, Stan’s Alley and Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder?

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should have got Oscar

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 12, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

S.O.B.

Free Love!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

from Kentucky Fried Movie – I was just about to type that!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 12, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chunnel!

Or Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether.

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, I’m Troy McClure.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 13, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man

Nelson Cruz has two years of arbitration left. What a hitter.

by kinbote on Oct 12, 2011 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

lol valverde
“It’s the postseason, so I can pitch seven days in a row, 10 days in a row, whatever you need,” Valverde said. “I don’t have any limits. The only limits I know are when you go to Walmart or Walgreen’s and you’re limited to (the quantity) you can buy of things on sale.”

by shaqfor3 on Oct 12, 2011 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the best.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 10:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That quote is amazing.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF!

The last 2 games I’ve played on the MLB 11 The Show I’ve had 11 errors through 1 full game and not even 4 innings in the next combined! Every ground ball is going to be an error and even turning the slider down does nothing. I throw it soft, error. I throw it hard, error. There is apparently no middle ground either. Can anyone at all help?

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

6th error through 5 innings

I have to become Ted Lilly on the mound if I want to survive this game, this blows.

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choose a team other than the Diamondbacks.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the curse is working

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 12, 2011 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's gotta be that

There’s no other reason I should have this many errors.

by Ivdown on Oct 12, 2011 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Bill Shaikin responded to someone asking him on Twitter when the Dodgers/MLB are back in court:

Oct 25 for undercard, Oct 31 for main event.

by fbihop on Oct 12, 2011 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

DodgerSF

Needs everyone’s support on Sunday. Please link your page again so people can donate for that cause.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 12, 2011 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

For Underdog (and others)

The Never Not Funny curse extended to Steve Jobs, who was mentioned on the latest episode (with Aisha Tyler), recorded before he died.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 12, 2011 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

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