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Dodgers Roster Breakdown

When is a Super Two not a Super Two? Ramon Troncoso knows.

Here is an overview of the Dodgers' 40-man roster, heading into the offseason. There are 42 players currently on the 40-man roster, including one (Vicente Padilla) on the 60-day disabled list and another (Ronald Belisario) on the restricted list. The roster will change quickly after the World Series as players file for free agency. I have split them into a few groups:

Free Agents (8)

Type A*: none 

Type B*: Rod Barajas

OthersJonathan Broxton, Jamey Carroll, Hiroki Kuroda**, Mike MacDougal, Aaron Miles, Vicente Padilla, Juan Rivera

*Eddie Bajek of Detroit Tigers Thoughts has done a great job of reverse engineering the Elias Rankings, and has posted them at MLB Trade Rumors.  In order to receive compensation for Type A or Type B free agents, the club must offer them arbitration.  Type A free agents net a first round pick from the team that signs them, provided the pick isn't in the top 15 (not including supplemental picks for failing to sign the first round pick for the previous season), in addition to a supplemental pick in between the first and second rounds.

If a team signs more than one Type A free agent, the players are ranked by their Elias ranking, they give up picks in the lower rounds as well.  For instance, the Yankees two years ago gave up their first three picks for signing CC Sabathia, Mark Teixeira, and A.J. Burnett, all Type A free agents.  Type B free agents net only a supplemental pick.

The Dodgers' first round pick in the 2012 draft, number 18 overall, will be an unprotected pick, meaning if they somehow find the money to sign a Type A free agent the Dodgers would give up that number 18 pick.

**Kuroda has four years of service time but his contract states that the Dodgers cannot offer him arbitration and that he will be a free agent after the season.

Options (2)

Jon Garland has an $8 million club option, with a buyout of $500,000.

Casey Blake has a $6 million club option, with a buyout of $1.25 million.

Neither Garland nor Blake are projected to be a Type A or B free agent.

Under Contract (4)

You can click on each player name for more details of their contract.

Player 2011 Salary 2012 Salary Signed through
Juan Uribe $5,000,000 $8,000,000 2013
Chad Billingsley $6,275,000 $9,000,000 2014
Ted Lilly $7,500,000 $12,000,000 2013
Matt Guerrier $1,500,000 $4,750,000 2013
Includes signing bonuses. Details here.

Arbitration Eligible (7)

Player Service Time 2011 Base Salary
Andre Ethier 5.153 $9,250,000
Hong-Chih Kuo 5.114 $2,725,000
Matt Kemp 5.049 $7,100,000
James Loney 5.012 $4,875,000
Tony Gwynn Jr.
4.044
$675,000
Clayton Kershaw 3.105 $500,000
Dana Eveland 3.008 $500,000*
*Estimated

The service time is listed in years and days, such that 4.044 means four years, 44 days of service time. There are 183 days in a major league season, but it only takes 172 days to accrue a full year of service time. A player can't receive credit for more than 172 days in a season.

The deadline to tender contracts to arbitration eligible players and those under team control is 9 p.m. PDT on December 12.

Under Team Control (21)

Player Service Time 2011 Base Salary Options Used Options Left
Ramon Troncoso 2.143 $442,000 2008,2010,2011
none
Eugenio Velez
2.111
$500,000*
2007,2008,2009,2010
none
Blake Hawksworth 2.108 $426,000 2007,2008,2009 none
Ronald Belisario** 1.151 $0 2004,2005,2008 none
A.J. Ellis 1.151 $421,000 2009,2010,2011 none
Kenley Jansen 1.073 $416,000 2010 2
Scott Elbert 1.069 $415,000 2009,2010,2011 none
Trent Oeltjen 1.027 $414,000* 2009 2
Carlos Monasterios 1.000 $414,000* 2011 2
Javy Guerra 0.137 $414,000 2010,2011 1
John Ely 0.135 $418,000 2010,2011
1
Rubby De La Rosa
0.128
$414,000
-----
3
Dee Gordon
0.089
$414,000
2011
2
Russ Mitchell 0.085 $414,500* 2011 2
Josh Lindblom
0.077
$414,000
2011
2
Jerry Sands
0.076
$414,000
2011
2
Nathan Eovaldi
0.054
$414,000
-----
3
Justin Sellers
0.048
$414,000
-----
3
Ivan DeJesus 0.041 $414,000 2010,2011 1
Jamie Hoffmann 0.029 $415,000* 2009,2011 1
Tim Federowicz
0.023
$414,000
-----
3
*Estimated; **Belisario is on the restricted list and not on the 40-man roster

For more detailed payroll information, be sure to visit the payroll worksheet, of which a summary is always located on the right sidebar. The service times are based on the Dodgers' transactions throughout the season. There might be a few that are off by a couple of days, but nothing that would materially change anybody's status.

Ramon Troncoso has enough service time to possibly qualify for Super Two status, meaning he would be arbitration eligible for four seasons instead of the standard three. The baseline for a Super Two varies from year to year, but last year Chase Headley of the Padres qualified with two years, 123 days of service time. Troncoso is at two years, 142 days of service time heading into this winter. But a closer examination of the collective bargaining agreement shows the requirements for being a Super Two:

A Player with at least two but less than three years of Major League service shall be eligible for salary arbitration if: (a) he has accumulated at least 86 days of service during the immediately preceding season; and (b) he ranks in the top seventeen percent (17%) (rounded to the nearest whole number) in total service in the class of Players who have at least two but less than three years of Major League service, however accumulated, but with at least 86 days of service accumulated during the immediately preceding season.

Troncoso was with the Dodgers for three separate stints in 2011, but accumulated only 62 days of service time, so he is not eligible for arbitration.

Here are some important dates to remember for the offseason:

  • Day After World Series Ends:  begins 5-day period for eligible players to file for free agency
  • November 19:  Date reserve lists must be set (adding players to 40-man roster for purposes of Rule 5 draft). Back in August, Chris Jackson of the Albuquerque Examiner analyzed the Dodgers farm system, and found these eight players that need to be added to the 40-man in November to avoid the risk of losing them in the Rule 5 draft: Michael Antonini, Pedro Baez, Gorman Erickson, Elian Herrera, Will Savage, Alfredo Silverio, Scott Van Slyke, and Matt Wallach.
  • December 1:  Last date to offer arbitration to free agents to receive compensation (Barajas, a Type B, is the only pending Dodgers free agent who would bring compensation)
  • December 7:  Deadline for free agents to accept or decline arbitration
  • December 11: MLB collective bargaining agreement expires
  • December 12:  Deadline to tender contracts to players under team control or pre-free agency arbitration-eligible players
  • January 5-15: Salary arbitration filing period
  • January 18: Clubs and players exchange salary arbitration figures
  • February 1-20: Salary arbitration hearings to be held
  • February 18-23: Pitchers and catchers report to spring training (date varies by team)
  • March 2-11: Contracts for players under team control that have not yet signed can be renewed
  • April 5: Clayton Kershaw wins first game of regular season, at Petco Park in San Diego

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The only one of those guys I would expect to lose, if unprotected, is Van Slyke, maybe Antonini. Not sure Griff or Silverio is major league-ready enough to justify stashing on a MLB roster.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I would be pretty surprised after the season he had, if someone didn’t claim Griff if he’s left unprotected. Silverio is a bit different matter and while he looks interesting, I wouldn’t lose sleep over losing him.

Van Slyke would almost certainly be claimed. He seems like the kind of guy that could hang on at the back end of a bench and log a bit of time as a backup IF/OF.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are actually a few other players that need to get added to the 40 man roster to avoid the risk of losing them in the Rule 5 draft

i’ll have a full on post on this as it gets closer, but we would also need to add Chris Withrow, Ethan Martin, Kyle Russell, Tony Delmonico, and cole st. clair

by Brandon Lennox on Oct 3, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the linked article
Just missing the cut were outfielder Alex Castellanos, Fife, outfielder Kyle Russell and right-hander Chris Withrow.

Someone needs to show their work or cite their sources!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ok

although I’m not sure how Elian Herrera, Michael Antonini, and Will Savage make the cut over Withrow

by Brandon Lennox on Oct 3, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jackson said he double checked with the MiLB offices on his list too FWIW

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure why he had to check with them on anything

it just depends on the year you were drafted and your age when you signed

by Brandon Lennox on Oct 3, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

because he doesn’t have a spreadsheet of 200 prospects?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the younger players, they are eligible after their fifth full season in the minors. For the older ones, they are eligible after their fourth full season.

The stipulation is “full season.”

Kyle Russell, for example, has played one partial season, then three full seasons.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep that is the general rule

so this year it will be college guys drafted 2008 or earlier and high school guys drafted in 2007 or earlier.

Ethan Martin is the exception because he didn’t sign until he was 19 years old, so even though he was drafted out of high school in 2008 he is still eligible to be taken in this year’s rule 5 draft

by Brandon Lennox on Oct 3, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it 2007 and 2006 respectively, to get to four and five (2007, 8, 9, 10, 11) full years, respectively?

I get that Ethan Martin counts as an “older player”, but has played only three full seasons.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry i misread what he had written. i thought missing the cut just meant he didn't think they would get added

either way he is wrong. It’s three and four full seasons, not four and five full seasons. It took me a while to research the 1st time also so I can see how he got mixed up, but what he wrote is wrong. All the guys i mentioned are eligible for selection unless added to the 40 man

by Brandon Lennox on Oct 3, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to drive the point home, but this whole paragraph is wrong also

The stipulation is “full season.” Most players sign pro contracts between June and August, often playing in rookie and short-season leagues. Just as these one-to-three-month stints do not count toward a player’s full six years needed for free agency, they do not count toward Rule 5 eligibility, either.

So despite a considerable amount of consternation over recently acquired players Tim Federowicz and Stephen Fife, neither is actually Rule 5-eligible this coming offseason. Both have only played three full seasons in the minors, including this year.

by Brandon Lennox on Oct 3, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you but

for most people, it’s a “he said, you said” situation. I found something on BPro where it said the last CBA made it four and five seasons, but doesn’t say what constitutes a season.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i found that too

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=10495

and it does say that “However, if a player signed after the minor-league season has ended, his first year is deemed to be the beginning of the following season.” so as long as a player signs in a given year before the minor league season ends, that counts as a season…so it doesn’t need to be “full seasons”

Also, this is how i wrote it up last year:

http://www.truebluela.com/2010/11/7/1798684/40-man-roster-addition-rule-5-draft-preview

by Brandon Lennox on Oct 3, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s actually a different and better BPro story than the one I was looking at. Thanks for that and the link back to your article.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I might bookmark this one.

Great.

by Alex41592 on Oct 3, 2011 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I may have set a record

by updating a 2 level dead thread

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave says “Not by a longshot, I am commenting on threads days old”

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

days?

I just wrote this:

Hey HJ, welcome to TBLA


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

very nicely played Sir

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now I have commented to your comment and thus we keep thwarting the TBLA space time continuum

damn the flux capacitor

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I can find my way back

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.21 gigawatts man, 1.21 gigawatts.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the reply. Gruyere.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those wondering

Kenley Jansen was optioned on May 1, but returned a few days later, on May 6, to replace an injured Jonathan Broxton. Because it was under 20 days, the “optional assignment” did not count, and Jansen got full credit for service time for those five missed days as if he never left.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The rest of the time in the minors counted as “rehab” and didn’t cost an option then?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

paid vacation

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great and depressing

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we are all on the same page here

BillShaikin
But, as Gross wrote Friday, “There is no middle ground.” Settlement would require McCourt to give up #Dodgers or Selig to let McCourt stay.
1 minute ago

BillShaikin
Judge Gross discloses he appointed a retired judge as mediator between #Dodgers and MLB on July 5 to pursue settlement.
3 minutes ago

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Old guys have all the fun

I hope when I am retired someone pays me a bunch of loot to try and solve a problem I really don’t care about. That would be fun.

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one from that light drama that is kind of funny and has ridiculous goings-on every week?

by fbihop on Oct 3, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many have hot chicks though?

HOW MANY JOSIE?!?!?!?!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

.3?

there’s one with a butterface?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do I want to know what a butterface is?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

just an expression for a woman with a good body

but not so great of a face

“Everything on her is great, but her face.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course, a man with a kickin bod and an ugly face is a Butt Head

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

naturally

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

really ugly

usually said by guys who lack an attractive body, face, personality, and soul

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

great pic

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

it is the way they make themselves feel better about not getting any

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her knees are too sharp

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I like butter

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a ham, butter, salt, and radish sandwich yesterday

if was so good it haunts me still

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re not supposed to salt ham…….

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

salt your radish my boy, season everything

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

this isn't about radishes man

this is about ham. YOU DON’T SALT HAM!!! (my heart hurts)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby, Bobby Bobby.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just snack Puppy on the snout.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not allowed to explain?

You people might as well put a shock collar on me!

by Ivdown on Oct 3, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was sufficiently explained

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone acts like people should read the whole thread then post

I post as I go along. If I’m just posting on something that’s in the past call me Doc Brown.

by Ivdown on Oct 3, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or we could roll up a news paper………..

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to roll up the internet now.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 broke girls, Has 1 hotty and .3 looking girl.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is not that good looking.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but she is blonde and skinny!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So are half the women in most night clubs on the sunset strip, does not mean I find them attractive.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

me thinks

his tongue
was in
his
cheek

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule of thumb: on TBLA, positions that sound mostly unsupportable are tongue in cheek. Positions that sound completely unsupportable are meant seriously.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forget the Joey Joe exception to the rule

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

so we have two Humma laws, A TBLA rule of thumb, and the HJ maxim

what am I missing?

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have thought that was yours!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should I care

about Amanda Knox? I only became aware of her over the weekend.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

is it right to buy a Chrysler?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

man i’d look stupid with Bleached-Blond hair.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

soccer update

Our GU8 dominated this weekend 5-0. My daughter scored her first ever goal on a nice breakaway.

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice memory

congrats to you and the little one

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about softball or basketball or volleyball or fencing or swimming or gymnastics or golf

anything other than that decadent, socialist, continental game which seeks to deny the opposable thumb, our most human of developments

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but which celebrates walking upright, the more awesomer human development, cause without it there is no opposable thumb

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sure, with that kind of reductionist thinking we all end up glorifying tadpoles

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that the bird from LAT magazine with the open blouse?

What is up with that anyway, Sunday morning paper with a boner?

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Newspapers are finding new ways to compete!

by latenite on Oct 3, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be worse

Could be Kobe

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoops on LAT magazine is Amber Heard

not Amanda Knox, but really seems to close to distinguish them right?

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amber Heard is like an amazing bisexual, gun toting, mustang driver from Austin, TX.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I didn’t read the words, I saw the photos and was like

“Um, too much, too early, too old”

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she was a Nancy Grace mainstay for weeks before hitting the local news in the last couple of days because of her trial.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or months or years maybe? I heard the story at some point and forgot about it until the teasers this week.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nancy Grace

can go die in a fire

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

twice

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up next on Nancy Grace: should we institute the death penalty for people who say Nancy Grace can go die in a fire? Yyeahhh!!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know one thing

She can’t dance

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is only one way you would know that. You have all my pity.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO on no!

I saw a clip on a news show

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh huh.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nancy Grace went to law school after her fiance was murdered.
It’s still hard to dredge up much sympathy for her.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't know that

does give me some new perspective on her.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any change in your position on her death, vis-a-vis fire?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

understanding ones actions, and condoning them are two different things.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw her story on Dateline like 2 years ago it seems. She is a freak in the bedroom. I was impressed.

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a free woman. Go for it!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

she is too young for me

I am old now. I have realized that i look at 35-45 year olds now and say “hmm, not so bad” to myself.

she totally killed that girl though.

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as age comes with money, you are never too old for anyone except for a child, and even then it is only morality, decency, and law that is the limiting factor

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much for the women?

How much for the little girl?

/Blues Brothers

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

love that movie

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has been in prison since the November 2007 slaying of the 21-year-old Kercher, whose throat was slashed in what authorities described as a sex game gone wrong.

What could go wrong?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

if there is one thing i have learned in life....

is that in situations like that girl on girl play can be extreme and they will do cruel things to each other that a guy could never normally do to a girl.

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you will have to subscribe to my blog for more.

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe wants a link!

Well, I do but anywho

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The official Hollywood publicist position is: she didn’t do it. That is according to the three women who surround my office and are discussing the case.

Thank you, Hollywood publicists.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you tweet me a pic of those 3 women discussing it?

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see the one I tweeted the other day with the dudes playing with Foam swords and shit.

They do it every Saturday.

Almost convinced me to never take my kid back to that park

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have LARPers in your park?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what they’re called?

Like 15 dudes with swords and shields standing around for like 15 minutes and then a couple break off and act like they’re gonna kill each other.

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t fuck with them, those swords can bruise you!

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 3, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of em had on Football pants with thigh pads and knee pads and was wearing a mouthpiece.

Too funny

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have cast a spell on his ass with your foot.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never got within 35 yards of them.

I had a 3 yr old with me!

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

the trenches are perilous

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 3, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of em had a stroller out there with em.

They breed!

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caeser, Frank.”

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Live Action Role Players

bascially acting like they’re playing WoW in real life.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

i have missed big gaps in my timeline last week or two

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was on Saturday afternoon

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was trying to dig out a stump all day

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what the kids’ are calling it these days?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say, “Sounds like me and the Bride after a night of romance.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

dynamite was invented for a reason

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That reason: there was money to be made.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I paid a guy $30 to grind a stump in my yard for me.

I filled the rest

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a stump grinded once, the shards broke our window, then our stump broke his stump grinder blade. HA HA

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is on the side of my house in the corner next to the fence. no room to work. I have dug out 14 stumps with 2 to go. i want the satisfaction dammit!

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love to watch other mother fuckers do shit I hate.

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the joy of making just enough money to be kinda lazy

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay Shane

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just took down a large pepper tree in the front yard which was beginning to lift up the nieghbors concrete. Sawed most of that bitch down by hand, bagged the bits and pieces then pulled out the chain saw and ropes for the big stuff. Pretty scary to send huge chunks of a tree flying down from 30-40 feet up. Did most of the digging on the stump but it was just too much effort for two people with only axes and spades so we paid a tree service $150 to take the stump out and haul it away. Took three of them a good 2-3 hours to do it and pull it out with their truck so I didn’t feel too bad about the money spent. Original estimate on the complete job was $1300.

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would have enjoyed working on that project

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing part was… nobody lost any limbs and none of the surrounding property or shrubbery was damaged. One saw blade did meet its maker though. I’ll keep you in mind for the next tree.

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh.. you live too far

and we would have a discussion about how great city of l.a. is and then fight. would not be worth it.

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

which side would you be on?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The train tracks aren’t too far away, so if you know how to roll when you hit the ground it could work out. I have no problems with people saying LA is a great city if they are willing to do some cheap labor.

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“LA is great!”

“Right, just dig the damn ditch.”

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure the neighbors and the gas company would love that. :)

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could, but then, I’d have to figure out how to tweet a picture, and I’m afraid I can’t be bothered.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn..

If I can do it, you can do it.

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have that magic ingredient, though, which is that you care.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be afraid

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not afraid.

I fear only one thing, and that is the Spanish Armada.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

With good reason Humma

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a Spanish Ramada. That might be scary too.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I once drove past a motor inn that was once a Ramada, but was now unaffiliated. The new owner had obviously simply swapped two letters on his signage and now operated the ARMADA inn.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Jons Market

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much like all the JONS supermarkets.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much like on Two Broke Girls, I believe the brand of potato chips was “Let’s” or something like that with clear Lay’s design.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shasta paid so much $$ to get product placement on Charles in Charge!

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is only the second-best two-letter signage reversal I know of.

On Overland, you can see the Crapi apartments.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen that!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a great nickname possibility

How awesome would it be to have The Dutch Rudder and The Spanish Armada on the same team?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

There have been

four Spaniards in MLB, at least by birthplace. I would like the next Spanish player to be an awesome strikeout pitcher we could nickname The Spanish Inquisition.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if he comes out of nowhere, so that nobody expects him.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

because

nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lilly needs to be Spanish

He could be The Spanish Fly

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No good.

I’ve known too many Spaniards.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Takes away from the coverage devoted to Lindsay Lohan and kids trapped in wells.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

murder trials always get coverage if there’s an angle.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jansen

Does he have two options left? I thought he was up and down both in 2010 and this season.

Fantastic work!!!

by latenite on Oct 3, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes
For those wondering

Kenley Jansen was optioned on May 1, but returned a few days later, on May 6, to replace an injured Jonathan Broxton. Because it was under 20 days, the "optional assignment" did not count, and Jansen got full credit for service time for those five missed days as if he never left.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 1:06 PM PDT


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well – that comment was pre-directed at me…and I didn’t even read it! Sorry….

by latenite on Oct 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda sad to see we’re only paying 7(or 8 if you’re a Loney guy) players in 2012 and we’ve got almost no money to spend.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Valverde dos not disappoint

"It’s over for the Yankees. No more. One hundred percent. I want it over, because I want my team in the second round."

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless he’s pitching for your team.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude was Gagneish this season. He did not disappoint them either.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had a Jose Valverde year he just melted down at the right times.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

News Flash

Hydrogen Peroxide tastes nasty.

by silverwidow on Oct 3, 2011 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I told you

Quit eating at Del Taco

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to season it

/HJ

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the subtlety of good humor

it would have been perfect without the /HJ

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

if I'm perfect

i’ll have nothing to shoot for next time.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Pepper would restore your soul after the butterface comment.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've never actually used the term before today

apologies if I actually offended anyone.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all gone, sept the coach

BillShaikin: #Angels cleaning house, dismiss assistant GM Ken Forsch, special asst Gary Sutherland (via @mikedigiovanna) http://t.co/VaGh8BIh

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 1:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BURN IT ALL!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hope the Dodgers don’t do this. If they fired all their special assistants, it’d bump the national unemployment rate by at least 2%.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

How they dismissed Ken

“Pfft. He wasn’t nearly as good as his brother, Bob.”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is funny to me that the

Angels are doing things that one would think the Dodgers would be doing if not for the ownership issue.

BillShaikin
#Angels cleaning house, dismiss assistant GM Ken Forsch, special asst Gary Sutherland (via @mikedigiovanna) lat.ms/pDjj7A

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 1:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Except the Dodgers wouldn’t stop at one special assistant.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would take them weeks

to fire them all

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

god will sort them out

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ned leaves special Assistants around Dodger Stadium

like my senile grandmother left pastries around our house. We were finding them for 6 weeks after she left.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why are there cookies in my sock drawer?”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment is one R away from being a very interesting and probably disgusting story.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I double checked!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you mean that it is an R away from an X?

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its an R away from a terrifying mental image anyway.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it, what’s wrong with British meat pies?

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t have the heart to say it first, but will jump on the bandwagon

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t order that at a place that was on kitchen nightmares.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can you screw up spaghetti?

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 yard penalty for HJ baiting, repeat the comment, 1st down

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Overcook it and forget things like salt.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

“ma’am, this olive is moving…but worse, this isn’t salted”

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bugs might add to the flavor profile./

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figures…..

kidding!

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

no it’s true, half the reason it’s my favorite dish is so I can tell people the translation

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are those things on top of it?

Olives? Gross

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you remember the door you came in through…

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are trying to make us visualize your mother’s vagina? Sicko!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got issues David

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, linguine has a flat edge, that looks round

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one olive

looks like it sat up and took notice

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

HJ sounds a bit miffed that his pasta meter has been engaged

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I warned

“5 yard penalty for HJ baiting”

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Go 'way, baitin'!"

/Idiocracy

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my pic was definitely of spaghetti. I’m eating linguine right now, it loses a bit of shape in cooking but it’s definitely more flat than round

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the earth!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I was the luddite around here

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it loses a bit of shape in cooking

don’t overcook doll, it’s not English food

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes I like my pasta al dente, sometimes I like it a bit mushy

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually stop when I can throw a piece against the wall and it sticks, but I was doing other things at the same time

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

melting chocolate?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sentence is rich with pronouns and filled with potential

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see your wall

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

at my old co-op in Berkeley, I can point out pieces of spaghetti I threw against the ceiling 5 years ago that are still there

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

shakes head

you know honey, in Italian households we just bite it to tell when it is almost done, and almost done is done, because it still cooks while you are stopping it from cooking

when you bite – look for a little tiny bit of white in the center

it will also start to give off a little more aroma as it gets closer to done

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did not know about the aroma, I will look for that next time I cook it.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh that’s how I knew to turn the flame off this time, I smelled it from my room

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

timers work too

kids!

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most time are on the box, no?

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, set your timer 2 minutes short of that, depending on your stove, cook times can vary a bit

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most time are on the box, no?

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Most time are on the box, no?"

/TWSS

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most time are on the box, no?

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s usually wrong and it varies based on how much heat you’re actually applying.

I generally start tasting at 2 minutes minus what the box says.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I didn't know better

I’d swear you were describing sex

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mario Batali has a disturbing quote on the subject, which I find more creepy than charming

something to the effect of “Cooking and Sex are the two way you can put something inside of someone you love”

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sexception

I’m assuming that already exists. No I will not google it.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus “al dente” = “to the tooth”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it’s fun when it sticks to the wall. It’s science!

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

overcooked pasta will stick too

it is a bad and dirty habit

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless Sophia Loren is doing it

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can testify my very Italian mother always said it was not to be done.

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it comes to cooking pasta right, I’m gonna listen to the folks with the nonna, not the gram.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume you all know what “Putana” means

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not.

I’m not afraid to admit it

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

what I want it to mean

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In

A Series of Unfortunate Events, they make pasta putanesca, and the boy says it means pasta with very few ingredients. I didn’t believe him. And thus I fell in love with my favorite dish.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it like “puta” in Spanish?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

whore’s style spaghetti to be precise.

by Alex41592 on Oct 3, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d love it then

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

see whores didn’t have a lot of money, so pasta made with the cheap ingredients you just have lying around is pasta puttanesca. No meat, just tomatos, olives, capers, and anchovies

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

A winning comment.

by Alex41592 on Oct 3, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't particularly go for names of dishes

that are beyond the descriptive nature of the food itself.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no

Chicken Cacciatore?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

…the whores, or the meal?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Marty's Grandma's last name

is Lovett

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only saw my grandmother the one time

I was 11 and I distinctly remember thinking “She looks dead”

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats actually how I read it the first time.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees Lineup

Jeter SS
Granderson CF
Cano 2B
Rodriguez 3B
Teixeira 1B
Swisher RF
Posada DH
Martin C
Gardner LF

Sabathia P

by Alex41592 on Oct 3, 2011 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Tigers Lineup

Jackson CF
Santiago 2B
Young LF
Cabrera 1B
Martinez DH
Ordonez RF
Peralta SS
Avila C
Inge 3B

Verlander P

by Alex41592 on Oct 3, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d have to think Tigers fans are as upset about Santiago in the two-hole as we are about Miles in the five.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tigers fans think Jim Leyland went senile long ago. That top three is awful.

They have the two best hitters with RISP in baseball and they didn’t score a billion runs because you have Austin Jackson setting the table.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Avila batting 8th? Didn’t he have a great year?

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tigers fans think Jim Leyland went senile long ago

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he bake?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am curious if hes still smoking 3 packs a game

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 3, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

.779 OPS vs LHP (.939 vs RHP)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aye.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Austin Jackson is the CF of the teens! /neyer

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Texas!

Need a lot of runs

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good luck. I took both dogs today. Plan to use it as another tax write-off.

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am up a little now, but could always use a little more.

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball is strange in that the best round (to me) is the first one.

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a Kenley Jansen wind.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last 1/3 anyway.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wind sucks

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is that blowing in or out?

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 3, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Trop sucks so hard its become a black hole.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a wonder that you still know how to reeeeaaad.

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

This should cure my boredom

On Saturday I had my first ever slice of watermelon and first ever grapes.
/blameiiidown

///butreallyblamemother

by Ivdown on Oct 3, 2011 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Just about the craziest thing I have ever heard from an American boy born and raised Southern California.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

This is beyond believeable

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

akin to saying first time I breathed air not in a can

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

air comes in a can? Why was I not informed of this?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly, can you huff it?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there's one thing I've learned in life

it’s that you can huff anything.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never gets old. Ever.

Especially since he didn’t break his face or anything.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

soooooooo

you’re parents don’t believe in eating fruit?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It explains a lot.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do

I don’t. I get my vitamins from Dr Pepper!

by Ivdown on Oct 3, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and you're 6'2"?

reminds me of Bart drinking that soda.

“sweet taste, some monsterism”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never eaten a grape, its a personal preference. I assume they taste like purple kiddie Tylenol

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 3, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like green grapes only

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be a long offseason.

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t talk that way

by keithc13 on Oct 3, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about strawberries

What is your opinion on those :)

by Ivdown on Oct 3, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until they tender Loney.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

All grapes are great

I remember when seedless grapes (and oranges) were a novelty

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throwing grapes at Dodger patrons has a long and storied history.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s part of the game. /raquel

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know one thing

Eating pistachio’s at sporting events is a precursor to disaster.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus – called out the name and everything

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like black table grapes the best.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never eaten a grape?
My mouth’s agape.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a poet

and you didn’t know it.

/dumb

by Ivdown on Oct 3, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure I knew it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, you know what else sucks?

Pumpkin pie. You know what else sucks? Boobs.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see the words “suck” and “boobs” in close proximity with some frequency, but never juxtaposed that way.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

they taste like wrath

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no, reference didn’t land, abort abort.

I love grapes

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It landed.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah Tom Joad, we all had high school english too

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Abort is just my default setting.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

{puts hands in pockets, whistles to himself, walks away}

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

{Duck and looks for cover}

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no statute of limitations if we call social services on iiidown right? That’s just bad parenting.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to agree. He’s the Bizarro World Marv Marinovich.

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a nice

watermelon gazpacho recently, very delicious and refreshing.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The rest of you should just do what BH does, you will all be better for it

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make that one caught stealing for Gentry.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there an actual ballgame on?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

make that a non balk call on Price.. holy crap

by NotJoeTorre on Oct 3, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

robbing the poor again no doubt

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you own a Droid or Iphone

Begin

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Neither

I have a cheap LG free phone. It doesn’t do anything but barely make a phone call

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

free samsung for me

by kinbote on Oct 3, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

not yet

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Windows Phone 7 is a real thing phil

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care about those people who would use one

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you'll see

one day you’ll see

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither

LG voyager, aka the methuselah of non-iphone touchscreen phones

by shaqfor3 on Oct 3, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

OG Droid

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why you pimpin Windows 7 Phone when you don’t use it?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It deserves the respect it doesn't get

for non tech oriented people its the phone I would recommend(fuck apple)

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The non tech oriented people I know are quite happy with their Apple products. My wife loves her iPhone and the Mac we have at home.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Apple has perfected the refrigerator model for technology. Nobody wants to know how it works, nobody wants to deal with support, they just want it to run.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apple is a horrible company

that I can only hope dies in a fire. Doesn’t mean they make bad products, but Windows Phone 7 is very very good.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Microsoft has changed a lot in the last decade and half

Apple has firmly taken Microsofts old place as the biggest assholes now.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

as you lose market share you become more reasonable

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

stated by one person’s opinion. What happened they turn you down for a gig?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a Droid

cheaper than an iPhone and I like it but I don’t have the one with the greatest memory, can’t do everything higher end droid phones can.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

first time I've heard

someone satisfied with blackberry in a long long time

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am old

I don’t participate in social media beyond this site

email functionality is the only thing I want in my phone. I don’t really care about anything else

I hate upgrading, I want technology to last me forever

I like buttons and don’t want to leave smudge marks on my screen

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can get Android phones

with keyboards, just most people I know who used to love Blackberry have soured on it for one reason or another.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My andriod has a keyboard and touchscreen.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The smudges wipe right off my touchscreen rather nicely. You could stylishly wear a handkerchief in your pocket, but use it to wipe your screen instead of your nose.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IPhone 3G. But we bought them after the 4 was out, so they were double-digit in price. $49? $69?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

iPhone

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just picked up a Samsung droid, from Sprint.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the time my draft spot came around

all that was left was Nokia.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

??, my phone has android software made by Samsung.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who did you drop to pick up Samsung droid?

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly, who waived Samsung droid?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sprint waived him, I droped a Bender series phone to make room, got it for league minimum.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Bender series is cool because the default ringtone asks you to kiss its shiny metal ass.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

galaxy 2?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have got to be kidding me. I hate Apple.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

see!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You hate everything.

by Alex41592 on Oct 3, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is true!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, except Life cereal. That shit is delicious.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mikey grew up ( figuratively speaking) to become Humma?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never tasted

Life Cereal

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But on the other hand

He doesn’t respect anything

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If life has taught me anything, it is this:

There is nothing worth doing. You do things anyway, only to regret it. Then you die.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perfect

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what it says?

from what I read it sounds like Sprint is getting into the Iphone game, but not exclusive.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick search of the internet seems to confirm Sprint is getting in on the iPhone game, only rumors so far that it is an exclusive.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That seems like suicide.

Or a very good reason to get rid of AT&T

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so it's not like I love AT&T.

Why wouldn’t I dump my AT&T iphone 3G and go with the Sprint iPhone 5?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

because of your contract?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless I signed something dumb, it was a two-year contract. Expired last February.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun to be a free agent

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

no reason

att can go die in a fire

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nolander hates all companies that start with “a”!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCREW YOU ALCOA

AND I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU BASF

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alcoa dying in a fire

would be a helluva fire

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This article claims Baker and Burke invented the high five

and then on page two admits it was probably invented many times

http://theweek.com/article/index/218844/the-birth-of-the-high-five

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty much

the definition of journalism

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like in ancient Greek

tas men oun eikonas tôn hippeôn ouk echô saphôs eipein, eite hoi paides eisin hoi Xenophôntos eite allôs es euprepeian pepoiêmenai. tôn de propulaiôn en dexia Nikês estin Apterou naos.

Those guys could never make up their mind

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that ESPN the Mag did a whole article about that.

by Grimjack on Oct 3, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is truly a boring creation myth that many find fascinating

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it taboo

to yell “no-hitter” in a crowded movie theater?

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Reid Brignac is Dee Gordon's brother?

Well, he’s like a brother to him at least.

??

RT @SkinnySwag9 Good afternoon family! I’m watching my big bro @reidbrignac play the #Rangers… @DAVIDprice14 is carving tho!!!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Brignac looks like Evan Longoria’s goofy cousin.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

More than he does Dee Gordon's brother, that's for sure!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strangely in the “draft” section on Bref they still have the Rays as the Devil Rays.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

For all years, or just the years they were still the Devil Rays?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the drop down

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rangers in a pickle?
Lose Cliff lee
Seems like they will lose Wilson
Traded top two pitching prospect not named Perez for Relief

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Feliz to the rotation

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that exciting but Jim Callis tweeted back to me re their next org prospect ranking list
@jimcallisBA
Yes, in Prospect Hbk & again in spring. @craigary: Speaking of system rankings, will BA do a winter update of its org talent rankings?

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by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

2:1 and 4:1 looking good so far. Keithc13 has probably turned the game off and broken out the fruit salad by now.

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a year that has seen two of the four major leagues have lockouts

and the third league having lost an entire season not 5 five years ago, why isn’t this getting more play?

December 11: MLB collective bargaining agreement expires

Especially considering the situation the Mets and Dodgers are in, the fact that the Marlins are getting a new stadium without actually guaranteeing higher payrolls, and the Yankees still spending over the $200mil threshhold.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Because MLB teams don’t lose money and the players union isn’t a complete joke so everyone is fairly happy.

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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

why isn’t this getting more play?

Because it is expected that management and labor will come to an agreement on time and amicably.

If that were not expected, both sides would be rattling sabers. No sabers are rattling.

That said, nothing is given until the deal is signed.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t even count the dates after Dec 11 as fact because who knows if those deadlines and processes will even exist after the CBA? Sure, it’s assumed, but I imagine there will be at least one hardline issue that both argue about: draft pick compensation and the ability to trade picks.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been rumored for quite a while now that most things have already been loosely agreed upon.

Neither side seems to be worried that it wont get done in time so I doubt there is much to worry about.

by VegasBlues on Oct 3, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the reallignment talks, the playoff expansion talk, that’s all coming out of the CBA meetings. They’re been hammering out the details since February

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quietly.

and I suppose no news is good new, but I’ll believe it when I see it. I imagine by 2012 the NL and AL will be completely changed and we’ll be both excited and pissed that the leagues have become more titles than actual division.

My main question is, if Pujols plays first, and Fielder DHs, should we still play Loney in left field?

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loney should play CF

by VegasBlues on Oct 3, 2011 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you dare mock Toros! :)

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as I can find a live stream of the games online then I don’t care where it happens. It just needs to happen.

by VegasBlues on Oct 3, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do

the AL and NL still have their own commissioners? It amazes me that the one thing you never hear come up is merging the leagues

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe they used to have league “presidents”. There was only one commissioner.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

1999

was the last year they had league presidents.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was fond of Bobby Brown, as is my prerogative.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would seriously like to see that: one 30-team league. X teams move on. Australian Rules Football playoff system.

I dislike this sorta-kinda dumping of the historical AL and NL. Either keep the leagues or do not.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the sport of baseball, I love the product MLB puts out there. But it really is a ‘57 Chevy with a brand new engine. Sure it looks like it used to, but it doesn’t sound the same.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

She just wanted to use an analogy she heard once and decided to apply it to baseball.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, more throwing it against the wall and seeing what sticks

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on, everyone’s wearing the same laundry but the rules of the competition are completely different. It totally fits!

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

As compared to the days of Jim Creighton sure.

There hasn’t been a major rule change in ages.

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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve had 39 seasons of the DH.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and interleague play, and conference realignment, and expanding the wildcard, blah blah

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of which inherently change the game.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

but they sound different in the car

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they make the designation of AL and NL not as important. They could be AC and NC and not much of a beat would change.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teams come, teams go, the basic tenants of the game stays the same.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said the sport of baseball changed, I said the league changed!

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess everyone here misunderstood your analogy.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mainly because

the leagues really didn’t change that much.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

most of MLB’s rule changes since 1975 or so have been new paint jobs on the ol’ chevy, not really replacing any part.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Dodgers no longer have to go through the Reds and Braves to get to the postseason?

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

game play remains the same.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the engine was the wrong car part, I don’t understand cars.

MLB is a ‘57 Chevy, but you’re never gonna match the original paint?

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This analogy belongs in Abu Grahaib.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sport or league?
I love the sport of baseball, I love the product MLB puts out there. But it really is a ‘57 Chevy with a brand new engine.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pronoun always refers to the last noun given, in that case, MLB

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you had only used a 46 Chevy you’d have been right on target.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone is going to sell old cars, it’s Bud Selig.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the AFC and

NFC important, how about the Western Conference and Eastern Conference in the NBA.

Of the 30 teams in MLB, only one is not playing in the original league it was part of, for the other ones, historically it matters if the Yankees are in the American League and the Dodgers are in the National League.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

at this point, the only reason I can see for their needing to be two leagues is so cities like NY and LA can offer two different and distinct season ticket packages.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that all star game counting nonsense

Fuck that noise

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

interleague play changed the game but not as much as AFL merging with the NFL in 1970 or the ABA folding and sending teams into the NBA.

Splitting to 3 divisions and adding two more W/C teams also added something but only 1 team switched leagues (Milwaukee).

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

now they’re talking about switching another NL team to the AL. I’m gonna assume swapping leagues was unthinkable in 1955.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 1895, you could bunt a ball, and as long as it bounced once in fair territory, that was considered a fair ball, no matter what happened after that.

There was a dude that perfected the one-bounce-then-foul bunt. He hit over .400. In 1896, the rule changed, and he was out of baseball within a couple of years.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

like an actor with a bad voice at the end of the silent era

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lina Lamont!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

People! I ain’t people! I am a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you two are my friends

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

that, short of actually having sex with a male, I can out-gay most gay people.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, in 1858 they began having called strikes!

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard this story a few times but never with a name attached to it, any clue who it was?

By brief look through BRef leads me to believe it might be Tuck Turner.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

His BABOOP was through the roof.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outside of the

designated hitter, what rules have changed?

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

For everything that changes

MLB has changed the least between them, the NFL, NBA and NHL in terms of alignment.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

By far. The rules too.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What would be the equiv of the 3 point shot?

two runs if the ball travels over 450 feet?

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

1.5 runs. ;-). That would fuck up over/under lines.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

24 second clock?

hand checking?

Pass interference?

Roughing the passer?

blah, blah, blah

our game is TIMELESS

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 154 game

schedule was in place since 1907 or so, it increased 5-6% (8 games) in 1961 and hasn’t changed in 50 years.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think an extra run for all home runs would be fairly analogous.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

(over the fence)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and everything else

well, I don’t know shit about Hockey

But football and basketball have changed far more in terms of game play than baseball ever has

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

hockey completely, completely changed after the 2005 season.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t use a puck and stick anymore?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

or ice.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

nor ice

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They skate on frozen ribeye now.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope. it doesn’t even look like the same game.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't know

not a Canadian

I also pee standing up and eat red meat

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canadians are fond of venison. I’m pretty sure that’s a red meat and it is delicious.

by VegasBlues on Oct 3, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back bacon, the other white meat, eh?


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was strange for HJ to add that, since all Canadians hunt, skin, dress, and eat all their own meat. Canuck would post more except he has to spend 2-3 hours in hunter mode.

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeeez
Ok, ok, freaks….

I also pee standing up and believe in unprovoked acts of aggression in support of my business interest abroad

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

America

FUCK YEAH!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a knock at the door.

Rangers: Who’s there?
Opportunity: It’s me bro.
Rangers: Nobody’s here go away.

by Xeifrank on Oct 3, 2011 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like this one hitter to stand if it means a 1 – 0 victory.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rays: Dude, we live here, too, and we’re tryin’ to sleep!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate postseason batting averages

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

“but if we don’t arbitrarily quantify things, how will we know what happend?”

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

You fail to appreciate that the sample size, however small, shows just how that player is reacting to the post season

there is not better mirror into the soul of players than post season numbers

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And sweat.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desmond Jennings’ soul is awesome.

Unless he gets out here, then he sucks.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

1946

Ted Williams would agree.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Ted ever coach the Rangers? Or just the Senators?

What about the Pilots?

I know this stuff, now so confused

damn, Phil and his game 162….

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

One year
54 – 100

In 69 he was great, by 72 he needed to go fishing

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He got McLain’ed

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

“How come you assholes can’t hit? Look, just do it like me. I’m TED FUCKING WILLIAMS!”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

For one year they could, the media forgot in giving him all the credit in 69 that everyone hit better in 69 then 68.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This fucking game is not that fucking easy!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

HITNG?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

quite the spiral
86
70
63
54

Luckily I only saw 86

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That '71 team was terrible

Not that these are be-all, end-all stats, but the general tone is set.
Team offense: .217 / .290 / .290 / .581, 77 OPS+
Team pitching: ERA 3.53, ERA+ 86


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole team hit like Aaron Miles. Yeesh.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

alot of the same players from 69. Epstein got traded mid – season. I think if you check it out you will that a whole bunch of journeyman had career years in 69 for them. Players like Brent Alyea, Ed Stroud, Brinkman, even McMullen. Two great hitters in Howard and Epstein, everyone else fell back into bad habits.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost all those players were gone by ’71. Only four position players 30 or over saw the plate: Howard, Don Mincher, Ted Kubiak, Marty Martinez.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Mincher sounds like a character on Mad Men

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ted is a nickname that has totally gone out of style. With the exception of Mr. Lilly… most Theodores these days choose Theo, no?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know me some Teds

the only Theos I know are Epstein and Huxtable

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theo Van Gogh

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Oct 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know only Ted’s no Theo’s.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised the Cosby Show didn’t spawn more Theos.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

69 and 71
Tim Cullen
Paul Casanova
Bernia Allen
Del Unser
Howard
Epstein

The 71 team was transitioning to a younger model, with Dave Nelson, Toby Harrah, Tom Grieve, and future MVP Jeff Burroughs.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t part of the story of Ted Williams’ demise as a manager that the anti-Williams faction of the clubhouse got Toby Harrah and the young bunch to turn against Williams?

I’m sure there was more to it, but that’s the soundbite version I remember.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

By then they were in Texas and I was in California so I don’t know. I do know in 69 he was a God in Washington.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus I'm Josie-d today

Everything I quoted is for Williams last team, the 1972 Rangers.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems that there has been a deleted post.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

politics

oops

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess that qualified as political.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

refreshing is nice because we can see who got green stars

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

these are our readers

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Dylan, basic pasta and cootch. That’s not bad living.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

1975: The ball was permitted to be covered with cowhide because of the shortage of horses.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

They shoot horses, don’t they?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deer Tanned Cowhide

How I have contemplated those words

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know that just makes you wonder how many horses gave it up for us to enjoy this game. Downright neighborly of them.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

they gave their meat to dogfood, and their hooves to glue, god bless em

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They use everything

but the whinny!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Anaheim strikes back

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Napoli wants a Hank Aaron Award recount

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Every time Napoli swings

I hear a faint “Fuck You Scoscia”

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing faint about that last series he had against the Angels.

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Napoli

by VegasBlues on Oct 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I would argue the last rule to effectively change how the game was played would be in 1971 when helmets were made mandatory. Before that, 1969 when the mound was lowered.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

You mean besides the DH in 1973?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and greenies

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

If you drink enough red bulls….


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe wings are expressly forbidden.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

without the express written consent of Major League Baseball

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caffeine is not banned, however:
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/09/25/mlb-has-issue-with-energy-drinks/

I expect it may be after this CBA.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I think the actual gameplay continues onward. You still see bad #8 and 9 hitters, and the fast but OBP-lite guy still hits leadoff. You just have to deal with the #7 hitter who would’ve otherwise been a #6 hitter.

The helmet changed how pitchers pitched and how hitters hit.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

“And pitchers are pussies nowadays. Won’t even throw a decent beanball.”

/mostalloldtimers

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm. Expos – Devil Rays? It’s imperfect either way.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays are the renamed Devil Rays, same franchise. The Nationals are the renamed and relocated Expos, same franchise.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

right, but it’s the Senators now Rangers that are playing right now

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confusing myself. Newfangled baseball and all its goddamn changes!


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I've found my point

If MLB in the new CBA decides to move the Arizona Diamondbacks to the AL, then it’s time to start considering just merging the leagues altogether.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where do you see the Nationals?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They played a game today

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes, against the Superbas.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly the source of my confusion!


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for picking up the ball Dave

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it bother anyone else when stories about the McCourt Desperation Train tries for hail mary passes always say things like “The Dodgers ask the judge to reverse his decision?” I want that buffoon gone so badly, it hurts.

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by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

not really since the Dodgers filed bankruptcy, not McCourt.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying it isn’t correct. But it’s continuing Frank’s running the brand into the ground.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think most right minded think that Frank and the Dodgers are ultimately two different things and as long as this process ends with him doing, this will be about him and not the team

I can’t care, if I cared about this I’d be force to care about other stuff, so I choose not to care much about any of it

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My pick for David Price to get the win is now shot to shit. Fuck off Mike Napoli

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Vaffanculo Micele Napoli. Che faccio di Cazzo

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

One could say that the Angels cleansing could be put at the footstep of one Mike Napoli. I’m guessing Mr Owner looked down from his box saw a slugging Napoli, saw Vernon Wells and said God Dammit, someone is going to pay for this. And I want more then one head.

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

But not Mikey

Can’t touch him

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Napoli hitting two dingers

to close out the season at Angels stadium really put the last nail in the coffin.

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If, in theory, Mike Scioscia were to be fired as part of this Moreno tantrum, how soon do you fire Don Mattingly and hire Scioscia?

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by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I probably don’t

Why fire one bunter for another – I like that this team played hard all year

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never want

to see Scioscia managing the Dodgers

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never. Stay far away from any manager that’s been labelled as a savior. General cycle goes like this

-Manager leads team that exceeds expectations. He gets credit instead of the players
-After enough people tell the manager he’s smart he starts thinking what the team needs is even more of his ideas
-Mike Napoli is traded for Vernon Wells

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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is how you end up

with Clint Hurdle

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is his nickname not “Curdled”

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clint Hurdle wouldn’t make his first order of business “acquire Carlos Zambrano”

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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but

It might be “sign Aaron Miles longterm”

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by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then you can just go “shut up Clint” and move on because no one cares what Clint Hurdle thinks and he’s signed to a short term contract so he should know not to rock the boat.

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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re totally gonna name Scioscia manager/GM.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who was the last manager/GM in MLB? Whitey Herzog?


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas Green?

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tony LaRussa, 1997-Present

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had a

“well in England…” thought, but I’m learning to keep those impulses inside

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would happen faster than McCourt could fire a PR guy.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be like an old west gunfight

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

More confusion in this thread then I’ve seen in a long time.

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

We miss Dodger baseball and you mind fucked us today with game 162

there are consequences for actions Phil, not even the Meetcat gets a pass

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Three words, two callbacks and a reference to yet another thing. Well played.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hamilton 2-run single, 4-1 Texas top 7th

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing Hamilton can’t hit in the daytime or he’d have hit a grand slam

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curse his blue eyes!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things I didn't know before today
1.04
THE PLAYING FIELD. The field shall be laid out according to the instructions below, supplemented by Diagrams No. 1, No. 2 and No. 3 on adjoining pages. The infield shall be a 90-foot square. The outfield shall be the area between two foul lines formed by extending two sides of the square, as in Diagram 1. The distance from home base to the nearest fence, stand or other obstruction on fair territory shall be 250 feet or more. A distance of 320 feet or more along the foul lines, and 400 feet or more to center field is preferable. The infield shall be graded so that the base lines and home plate are level. The pitcher’s plate shall be 10 inches above the level of home plate. The degree of slope from a point 6 inches in front of the pitcher’s plate to a point 6 feet toward home plate shall be 1 inch to 1 foot, and such degree of slope shall be uniform. The infield and outfield, including the boundary lines, are fair territory and all other area is foul territory. It is desirable that the line from home base through the pitchers plate to second base shall run East-Northeast. It is recommended that the distance from home base to the backstop, and from the base lines to the nearest fence, stand or other obstruction on foul territory shall be 60 feet or more. See Diagram 1. When location of home base is determined, with a steel tape measure 127 feet, 338 inches in desired direction to establish second base. From home base, measure 90 feet toward first base; from second base, measure 90 feet toward first base; the intersection of these lines establishes first base. From home base, measure 90 feet toward third base; from second base, measure 90 feet toward third base; the intersection of these lines establishes third base. The distance between first base and third base is 127 feet, 338 inches. All measurements from home base shall be taken from the point where the first and third base lines intersect. The catcher’s box, the batters’ boxes, the coaches’ boxes, the three-foot first base lines and the next batter’s boxes shall be laid out as shown in Diagrams 1 and 2. The foul lines and all other playing lines indicated in the diagrams by solid black lines shall be marked with wet, unslaked lime, chalk or other white material. The grass lines and dimensions shown on the diagrams are those used in many fields, but they are not mandatory and each club shall determine the size and shape of the grassed and bare areas of its playing field.

NOTE (a) Any Playing Field constructed by a professional club after June 1, 1958, shall provide a minimum distance of 325 feet from home base to the nearest fence, stand or other obstruction on the right and left field foul lines, and a minimum distance of 400 feet to the center field fence. (b) No existing playing field shall be remodeled after June 1, 1958, in such manner as to reduce the distance from home base to the foul poles and to the center field fence below the minimum specified in paragraph (a) above.

So no team since the Dodgers and Giants moved West has been able to have a field less than 325-400-325, and if the Red Sox ever decided to build a new stadium, they couldn’t have Pesky Pole or the Green Monster as tributes at their current dimensions. Plus, if they DO maintain the monster as a tribute but put it at 325 feet, GFY offense.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t Tropicana something like 317 to left?

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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not “constructed by a professional club” ?


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe, but could be wrong, that several teams have been granted waivers to that particular rule.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, my exact thought.

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can get special dispensation from this rule, which makes it kinda a stupid rule

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet that if the Red Sox ever had to move parks for some reason that they’d let them build a park with the exact same dimensions.

by fbihop on Oct 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

a la New Yankee Stadium.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only one rational way to settle this – a head-to-head Model UN Battle Royale. The rules to which… I would have to spend the evening devising" was a fantastic line that he delivered so perfectly.

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Asian Annie was a great concept, but I found the show the weakest they have ever delivered.

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wah?

it was way better then the season premiere.

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Britta’s storyline, while fitting with her backstory, was so out of character. That rage against the machine speech? When has she ever acted like that?

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It comes and goes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not overwhelmed by either of the first two episodes.

by fbihop on Oct 3, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t like the season premiere, at least by Community standards, and maybe it was just because I was tired on Friday night but I just didn’t feel like watching the rest of the episode after like 10 minutes. I didn’t get back to it yet either. Just a bunch of meh so far.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah so, some people have hot cousins

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of em

in California

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Oct 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it looks like there are only three states where you can get married to a cousin of the same sex.

by fbihop on Oct 3, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

would that be a Venn Diagram:)

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

never thought of that

by delias man on Oct 3, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason that was the first thing that came to mind for me just now (though I’ve seen this same image a few times before).

by fbihop on Oct 3, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly it’s your current environment.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter Gammons’ awesome Twitter account strikes again:

That is a good thong

by fbihop on Oct 3, 2011 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Was he tweeting about Thuthuthudio?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Oct 3, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s Aubrey Huffing again

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

And he can’t blame his pants for tweeting that one.

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by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded, one out for St. Pete.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

RHB Sean Rodriguez PH
RHP Ogando into pitch for LHP Oliver.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elvis Andrus dropped a foul pop. S-Rod has new life.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be an easy K for Ogando

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember some friends going nuts that the Angels let Sean Rodriguez go, and me saying something to the effect of “yeah, but you got Scott Kazmir, he’s got four out pitches and will be really really good for you guys if he just attacks the strike zone”.

He didn’t.

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the gamble by the Angels to get Kazmir, and I liked it from Tampa’s spot too. Seemed like it could have been a win-win. I didn’t realize Kazmir was donezo though.

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, he's not

he’s winning NL Comeback Player of the Year when he goes 12-11 for the 2012 Dodgers as an NRI on a $1mil contract

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will he pitch a shutout in the NLDS too? FOllowed by returning to flameout status for the Royals in ’13?

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seemed like a good trade at the time.

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one really misses sean rodriguez do they?

izturis callaspo kendrick and aybar are as good or better

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC, Callaspo wans’t yet an Angel?

by G.Scott on Oct 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

so they only had 3 players who played the positions he could play

and better :-p. They might have missed him last year when all 4 of those guys slumped for them though.

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s people that missed Jamie Hoffmann.

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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude has skills, 26 year old SS playing almost full time for the first time, putting up a decent 94 OPS+ along with good defense. He’s no Jamie Hoffman

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, but, but… Hoffman hit that homer that one time!

by EMDarrow on Oct 3, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI groundout to 1B, 4-2 Texas. Runners on 2B & 3B for Sam Fuld

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

with that ground out, even with the run scoring, the Rangers win probability on ESPN when from 72% to 75%

don’t make outs

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that last part in Brad Pitt’s voice.


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

True or False

Is Mike Napoli Joe Mauer with power?

by silverwidow on Oct 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

what does his hair look like?

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can something be so false that it goes back around to true?

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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well considering there is no professional basketball and the own the rights to the Dodger games…I say Lakers

by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll spend more time on Kobe than anything else. We’ll be getting box scores for all of his Italian games if that deal happens.

by BoilerAero on Oct 3, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't they all limited to 14 or 15 characters or something?

@DavidYoungTBLA is the same length as @MLBonESPNRadio


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by David Young on Oct 3, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's truth

I always thought ESPN’s mandated handles like @JennBrownESPN just made them more difficult to share. Like when you’re 13, and you’re creating your first email address, and you don’t realize how much an underscore is going to screw everyone up

Josie_Becker1985@aol.com was impossible to share (no, that adress doesn’t actually exist

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gary Cohen just said “It’s amazing how far Mike Sciocia’s tentacles go”

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I read that as testicles.

by Tripon on Oct 3, 2011 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desmond Jennings says

I got your adjustment right here.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

mike adams was totes worth

2 good pitching prospects

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

bubbaprog: And that gives Desmond Jennings more homers in 2011 than Carl Crawford, in 64 fewer games played.
TVGugs: When you think of the future, imagine Evan Longoria, Desmond Jennings and Matt Moore stomping on the Red Sox’ collective face, forever.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget mathew joyce

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox are more hated than the Yankees now?

or was that just because he mentioned Crawford…

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by Pure Azure on Oct 3, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

over the last decade, I’d say Red Sox fans have replaced Yankee fans as most obnoxious to fans of AL franchises

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a tie

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Desmond Jennings II

he of noble blood

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by Pure Azure on Oct 3, 2011 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

a longo homer here

would be perfect

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That was huge.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upton would be at second now. Terrible choice.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

on a pitchout?

longo walks

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, pitchout.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Upton would now be at third, bases loaded, nobody out.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit upton

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by nolander on Oct 3, 2011 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Adams doesn't have much

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by Pure Azure on Oct 3, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't remember him ever looking that poor

Very bad.
Gonzalez came in and did his job though.

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by underdog on Oct 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennings is older

at 24 and 11 months than two of his teammates, Upton and Longoria who also hit two home runs within their first 4 career playoff games.

Can you name the youngest players for both the National and American League who hit 2 home runs in a playoff game?

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Andruw Jones was 19 in the 96 WS, no?

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by Pure Azure on Oct 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the World Series count, or are you Josie-ing this?

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my world

they are all the same (and in both cases, it is in the World Series), Jones is the youngest at 19.

For the non-World Series games it is Longoria in the AL at 22 (almost 23) and Chipper Jones at 24.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it's true

there are no playoff records, only regular season and post season

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will add that

all leagues differentiate between their playoffs and championship game/round when it comes to their records. But they will merge them at times too.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA

does have distinct records for the rounds, NFL has Super Bowl records, not sure about NHL since they tend to call the whole thing the Stanley Cup playoffs.

MLB probably has them broken down by round too.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a good point, post-season is the term for all rounds, but individual rounds have records too.

by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The youngest AL player to hit two home runs in a post season game

is Tony Kubek who was 21 when he hit two against Milwaukee in the 1957 World Series.

by bhsportsguy on Oct 3, 2011 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Octavio Dotel = Type A reliever???

per that MLBTR link. Did I just not pay attention this year?

by BoilerAero on Oct 3, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

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