Fans Demand 162 Games - Dodger / Nationals Preview
Upon receiving 34,000 tweets / emails/ googlehonks Bud Selig caved into fan pressure and has decided that the Dodgers will play their full schedule this Monday.
Don Mattingly will let Eugenio Velez manage the team, and Velez has announced that each pitcher will go one inning mainly for the amusement of the scorekeeper having to pick a winning pitcher.
The Dodgers come into this game as one of the hottest teams in the NL with two of the best players in baseball and the hottest hitter in baseball, along with the hottest pitcher in the bullpen.
Let's take a look at this team:
1st Base - Jim Loney has replaced James Loney and the difference is staggering. Combined they have an OPS+ of 110 the highest they have posted since 2007. Hold your horses, Jim Loney's triple stat line since Aug 6th, in 48 games, .373 / .436 / .640. Good gracias that is some cool beans.
2nd Base - Career major league journeyman Jamey Carroll splits time with career minor league journeyman Justin Sellers. Carroll continues to do the one thing he can do, and that is get on base as he posted a .359 OB% leading all qualified NL 2nd baseman in this important stat. Carroll ended up with 510 plate appearances which at the age of 37 was the second most in his career. Maybe not a journey man after all? Justin Sellers meanwhile got a few at bats and showed an excellent glove but not much of a bat. Kind of what you might expect from a future utility infielder.
SS - In Dee Gordon's first foray into the major leagues the game proved to fast for him, in his second attempt he proved to fast for the league, leading the league with 12 steals in the month of Sept. Jose Reyes had a huge Sept to win the NL Batting Average Crown but Dee Gordon was step for step with Reyes posting a wRC of 146 only one point behind Jose Reyes. Dee got to that superlative Sept TSL of .372 / .398 / .451 by leading the NL in hits in Sept with 42. Defensively he is flashy but prone to make some errors, you combine Dee's offense/defense and many Dodger fans will say they have not seen as exciting a player as Dee Gordon since Matt Kemp showed up in 2006.
3rd - Smurf miester Aaron Miles manned this spot for most of Sept as Casey Blake underwent season ending neck surgery. Russ Mitchell was available to play 3rd but Donny wanted his potent bat on the bench for when they would need a game tying home run against an elite closer. Miles ended up with 490 plate appearances, the second most in his nine year career and the most since his rookie season back in 2004. When you watch him you think he did more with those at bats but his hitting line continued to be unimpressive with a TSL of .275 / .314 / .346. The starting 3rd baseman had 83 plate appearances in Sept, yet managed no extra base hits.
C - Big Mama Rod Barajas rocked his way into Dodger fan hearts with 16 home runs, the second most on the team. He did this on the back of a huge August but in Sept he is struggling so expect the Dodgers to use AJ Ellis who loves Sept. For the second Sept in a row little used AJ Ellis sported an OBP over .400. For his career AJ Ellis has a a TSL in Sept of .342 / .444 / .461.
CF - Matt Kemp had a decent year but lets face it, it was no 40/40
LF - Juan Rivera started most of the games in Sept and the waiver claim did the job by driving in 20 runs, just two behind the league leader Matt Kemp. Juan only had an OPS with the Dodgers of .740 but it seemed like so much more. Only 11 home runs for Juan in over 500 ab's in 2011 which has to shock Dodger fans since the way they are clamoring for him to come back you'd think he'd have hit 11 home runs just with the Dodgers.
RF - Jerry Sands took over for Andre Ethier when Andre underwent season ending ego surgery and did not disappoint. Much like Dee Gordon, Sands first experience with major league pitching ended up seeing him dispatched to AAA to work on his swing. He came back and was among the league leaders in right field for the month of Sept providing the Dodgers with a little bit of everything.
Summary - for the month of Sept the Dodgers had Matt Kemp going for the Triple Crown, Jim Loney hitting like Albert Pujols, Jerry Sands hitting like a real outfielder, and Juan Rivera not getting a lot of hits but every time he got one he was driving someone in. A far cry from the rest of the year when Matt Kemp was a one man show other then that great start Andre had to the season.
Pitching, these are the nine guys that Velez has decided will pitch, none of the main starters will be pitching.
Inning One - Dana Eveland spent the season in AAA waiting for a chance and come Sept he got it. Dana made five starts and went 8, 7, 5, 4, 5 2/3 innings. Thank God he didn't continue the trend by only pitching three innings in his last start. He is what he is a soft tossing lefthander who need command to semi succeed. He was the perfect NRI and if those command gains are for real, he might be worth sticking around in 2012. A walk rate of 1.85 will get you in the door.
Inning Two - Nathan Eovaldi got some starts in August, then was sent to the bullpen to save his arm. While starting he showed a big time fastball but little else. He's not ready for prime time yet, time will tell if he's ever ready. Today expect to see at least one 100 MPH heater. The real question is, will it be for a strike?
Inning Three - Josh Lindblom must have taken a fancy to the way Kenley Jansen was pitching because Josh dialed it up in Sept with 14 K's in only 9 innings of work. Flashing a 92 MPH fastball along with his hard slider at 86, Josh was mowing em down and reminded everyone why they liked him so much.
Inning Four - John Ely only got in seven innings this year so he needs the work. When he did pitch he was very effective with the second best xFIP in the bullpen at 2.81 and a K Rate of double digits. Sometimes mirrors are a pitchers best friend not to mention SSS.
Inning Five - Hong-Chih Kuo was either brilliant in Sept or awful, but unlike the rest of the season he had some brilliant moments in Sept. Out of 10 appearances he gave up runs in 3 of them but in the other seven he went seven innings, striking out eight, giving up only two hits. Velez understands that Kuo simply needs to pitch a complete inning and not get pulled after a few missteps, so expect him to get all three outs no matter what happens.
Inning Six - Mike MacDougal ended up pitching in 69 games the most of his 11 season career. His ERA of 2.05 hides the fact his xFIP was 4.02. When you watch MacDougal pitch you'd think his K/Rate would be well above his actual 6.47. He throws a 95.5 fastball in combination with a 86 MPH slider, yet he does not miss bats enough, and he does miss the strike zone to much. In Sept he was the complete WAR (wild ass righty) with a walk rate of 6.14 but that was the norm for Dodger relief pitchers in Sept.
Inning Seven - Scott Elbert had a good run but in Sept he turned back into the WAL we had learned to fear from his previous stints. Overall Elbert was able to keep his control in check with only 14 walks in 33 innings, but in Sept he walked six in six innings. Since he was being used exclusively against LHP that mean he was usually walking the one guy he was supposed to get out. Good news in those 33 innings he only gave up one home run. 92 MPH fastball and 87 MPH slider are his only tricks these days.
Inning Eight - Javy Guerra somehow saved 21 games for the Dodgers, including eight in Sept even though he walked eight in 12 innings in Sept. He did that because he only gave up seven hits in those 12 innings. Was he lucky in Sept? FIP and xFIP say yes with September numbers of 5.53 and 4.41 compared to his actual ERA of 3.00. Javy throws hard, throwing mostly 94MPH fastballs and 88MPH sliders.
Inning Nine - Velez learned something sitting on the bench. Always save the best for last, and nobody is better then Kenley Jansen. His comic book numbers of 96 K's in 53 innings will stagger your mind. His 32 K's in 13 innings in Sept will put you on the floor. Screw Kimbrel, Screw Venters, Screw Robertson, Screw Chapman, the pitcher you want to watch pitch is Kenley Jansen. Bar none.
The game starts at Noon today, so don't be shy about indulging in our game thread as we try to get Matt Kemp his 40 / 40
| Dodgers | Nationals | |||
| CF | Kemp | SS | Desmond | |
| 2B | Carroll |
LF | Bernadina | |
| SS | Gordon | RF | Werth |
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| LF | Rivera |
3B | Zimmerman | |
| 1B | Loney | 2B | Espinosa | |
| RF | Sands |
1B | Morse | |
| C | AJ Ellis | C | Ramos |
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| 3B | Miles | CF | Ankiel | |
| P | Eveland | P | Strasburg | |
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This is amazing
I wish this actually happened. It’s almost like an all-star game, just giving each pitcher one inning to do their thing.
GODDAMMIT, WHY THE HELLS IS MILES STARTING AGAIN???????????????
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At least a dozen times this season I mumbled the words
“a normal sized human being catches that ball”
Both These Things Are True
Aaron Miles had a .1 WAR this year
Aaron Miles hugely exceeded expectations.
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Sadly he wasn’t able to exceed the brilliance of his second best season, where he had a .2 WAR.
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I harbor no grudge against the man, but watching him play baseball gives me zero joy
I am totally happy never to watch him play ever again
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling you’re not gonna get your wish. How many stints of Juan Castro did we have?
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I am resigned to not getting what I want
I hardly get what I need
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Miles is a normal sized human being. He’s just not a normal sized baseball player.
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for lack of an actual source
wikipedia says average US male is 5’10", Miles is listed at 5’8" and looks more like 5’6". Maddz is 5’8 and was at the very least his height, and she looked to have the edge.
I am trapped in a land of giants.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
brox always looked stumpy to me
and it wasn’t because he is short
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the average US “human being” is 5’ 7 1/2". I’m 5’7" and looked Miles right in the eye. He’s average.
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It isn’t a cheat when GScott said “normal human being”.
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Average white US male is 5’10" .
Miles is well below that. I believe the overall average US male is 5’8" . Miles is below that too, despitte his listing, he looks shortter than my girlfriend, who is 5’8". So I don’t see how you could say Miles is a normal sized human being. Unless you have just spent an hour looking at jose altuve
by lnickerson88 on Oct 3, 2011 10:31 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Ah. Well the average whitte female in the US is 5’6", which is miles’ height. He’s still below average then, since you’d have to average it with males, but I assumed g.scott meant MALE human beings because, you know, that rule that says no girls in baseball.
by lnickerson88 on Oct 3, 2011 10:37 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
See above. My source said 5’5" for average US woman.
Why are we restricting this to whites?
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below average
does not mean not normal. Whats the standard deviation here?
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Even I was willing to accept “normal” as a colloquialism for “average”. ;-)
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Yeah, I wouldn’t say my height is “normal” even though im not quite in the circus and there are a few people taller than me.
by lnickerson88 on Oct 3, 2011 10:39 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Any man smaller than me is not normal.
Just a reminder that I am as small as you can get and still shop in the men’s department, so I think that is a pretty good cutoff for the lowest end of “normal.” YMMV, and if you think I’m not a “normal” size, that’s OK by me.
Miles is bigger than I am.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Or you live in Guatemala, where the average male height is 5’2" (not exaggerating). There Miles would be a giant, and altuve just an everyday guy.
by lnickerson88 on Oct 3, 2011 10:34 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I’m very amused with how many comments this remark has inspired. If we’re good at anything, it’s making sure the parameters of someone’s comments are exactly accurate and valid.
we are pedantic dorks about everything not important
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
If there was a last game and the Dodgers were .5 out and just needed to tie to make a playoff game
I’d be pissed if Miles were starting.
/neverwouldhavehappenedstillwouldhavebeenmad
The thing that strikes me most about that
is it looks like he hit the majority of his homers this year to center field, which is just unreal.
“I don’t need this short porch crap, I go up the middle.”
couldn't that also mean
not many are dumb enough to throw him a pitch he can pull?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
could be he just gets a steady dose of pitches away, but his swing is typically a bit long, so if he does get good barrell on it, it’s likely to be at the back of the hitting zone. It’s all geometry after that. That said, the furthest ball I’ve ever seen him hit went over the LF bullpen at DS
I remember that one
Wow
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
So many great things in that game
Charlie Haeger being awesome for 7 innings.
Sam Fuld introducing his face to the LF bullpen gate while robbing Brad Ausmus of an XBH
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Also IIRC people going apeshit at Broxton pitching the 8th and Sherrill the 9th, thinking they switched roles when in fact Broxton faced the heart of the order in the 8th
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
so glad I was at that game. Sitting 1st base line in RES40 offered a great view of both how far that ball went and fuld’s catch and crash
sucked. i got everywhere except right above my knees where my shorts didn’t cover after i sat down. hurt for two weeks.
I was either on the field level or loge (I think field), on the LF side in the shade. Phil was covering the game IIRC
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Dodger sales rep just called me.
Asking about fan experience, checking if i was getting seats again next year. I told her i like the empty stadium, my cell phone worked great.
I know we're playing Washington...
but I’m not sure about these throwback uniforms manager Velez has picked out.
"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."
by Little Blue Bicycle on Oct 3, 2011 9:59 AM PDT reply actions
John Jay is much more impressive then I was led to believe he would be.
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Often forgotten among the founding fathers.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I have often wondered how much he really contributed to the Constitution. He seemed like a sort of compiler of Madison (and, to a lesser extent, Jefferson)’s work. Obviously, the Fathers chief justice-fied him, so they thought he was cool.
Also, I on occasion conflate him with the first Little Leaguer in MLB, Joey Jay.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Burned in effigy across the nation after signing Jay’s Treaty with the Brits.
"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."
by Little Blue Bicycle on Oct 3, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude was BS
he was at one time the first Chief Justice of the US and the Governor of New York, and at another point a few years later earlier served as Secretary of Foreign Affairs while still Chief Justice.
So much for checks and balances. The judicial and legislative branches didn’t just intersect, they were 0 degrees of Kevin Bacon away.
Plus, he didn’t roam the country in full armor an a heavy musket, screaming, “I AM THE LAW!!!”
John Jay is seriously lacking in badass credentials.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
was living it up in the courts of europe during the war
living the life as a diplomat
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Diplomat used to be where it was at. You’d arrive, you’d go to your hotel, you’d send your card to the king, boom, state dinner.
I heard a woman tell a story about traveling the world with her mother the diplomat. She was like, “THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME! I am totally becoming a diplomat!”
Then, something changed, and people stopped caring. She became a diplomat and couldn’t understand why nobody was throwing her state dinners.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
another courtesy lost along the way to soulessness
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Benjamin Franklin was a diplomat, the minister to France. He had quite a reputation as a ladies man. Being a diplomat could not have hurt him in courting the young ladies of Paris.
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diplomat was an invitation to sample local talent
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Weirdly, it would be hard to not use the Aussie accent while visiting.
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i wouldn't last 24 hours
without slipping into it.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Used to have a female friend from Australia
and it never dawned on me until she said this very thing to me that it might work in reverse (Aussies finding American accent sexy).
or to sell drugs
/LethalWeapon2
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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Chicks dig the long-distance traveler
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Jon Jay the centerfielder for the Cardiinals is much more impressive then I was led to believe.
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
From Jon Jay's wiki page
He is nicknamed “the Founding Father.” I doubt that it is used all that often, but good on him anyway.
He was “forced” to change numbers when STL acquired Rafa. Hopefully the wiki editor was mistaken and the forcible nature was done with a nice watch and a steak dinner or something, but how ass would that be if Furcal came in shouted “VETERAN NUMBER BUMP, BEEYOTCH!”
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Rafael Furcal: “Give me your number, Jay.”
John Jay: “Why should I? I had it first.”
Furcal: “I’m a veteran. I get what I want. Deal with it.”
Jay: “But I wrote The Federalist Papers!”
Furcal: “Pssh. Co-wrote.”
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Its basically forced
but they still do something nice anyways
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Looks like the Hank Aaron Award nominees are getting announced today, one from each team. I wonder whom the Dodger nominee will be…
the suspense is terrible
I hope It’ll last……
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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
It's Kemp. The full list
Baltimore Orioles – J.J. Hardy
Arizona Diamondbacks – Justin Upton
Boston Red Sox – Adrian Gonzalez
Atlanta Braves – Brian McCann
Chicago White Sox – Paul Konerko
Chicago Cubs – Aramis Ramirez
Cleveland Indians – Asdrubal Cabrera
Cincinnati Reds – Joey Votto
Detroit Tigers – Miguel Cabrera
Colorado Rockies – Troy Tulowitzki
Kansas City Royals – Alex Gordon
Florida Marlins – Mike Stanton
LA Angels of Anaheim – Mark Trumbo
Houston Astros – Carlos Lee
Minnesota Twins – Michael Cuddyer
Los Angeles Dodgers – Matt Kemp
New York Yankees – Curtis Granderson
Milwaukee Brewers – Ryan Braun
Oakland Athletics – Josh Willingham
New York Mets – Jose Reyes
Seattle Mariners – Dustin Ackley
Philadelphia Phillies – Ryan Howard
Tampa Bay Rays – Evan Longoria
Pittsburgh Pirates – Andrew McCutchen
Texas Rangers – Michael Young
St. Louis Cardinals – Albert Pujols
Toronto Blue Jays – Jose Bautista
San Diego Padres – Cameron Maybin
San Francisco Giants – Pablo Sandoval
Washington Nationals – Michael Morse
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
counting his money
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by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
The Deion Sanders Award
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Worst nominee? Maybin? Trumbo?
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
I thought Headley would get the SDP nomination, but Maybin did play in like 25 more games, and Kendrick definitely should have gotten the nomination for the Angels.
Trumbo was more like Aaron than anyone else on the Angels this year
Napoli is the biggest snub I can see.
Houston Astros – Carlos Lee
Pence should have got that one, even as a Phillie. And even if he didn’t, Bourn was better than Lee.
As a Brave…
Lee hit pretty well by the end.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
July 29, 2011: Traded by the Houston Astros with cash to the Philadelphia Phillies for a player to be named later, Jarred Cosart (minors), Jonathan Singleton (minors) and Josh Zeid (minors). The Philadelphia Phillies sent Domingo Santana (minors) (August 15, 2011) to the Houston Astros to complete the trade.
Yes, and Bourn was traded to the Braves. What am I missing?
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Two Kavulapoints go to the best slam of this comment.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
If Bride ever dumps me, she’ll say, “It’s not me, it’s you.”
And she’ll be right!
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
What is
The greatest thing since sliced bread
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
What did Ryan Braun say to Matt Kemp when asked the winner of 2011 Most Vomitous Printed shirt award?

by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
He said, “I can get rid of that other guy easily.”
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Good lord, I would not come up to her chest. I’d be staring at belly button.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
This is why
I council everyone to work on their vertical leap.
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
those are very effective fishing lures hanging from her ears
the one next to her has a roofie,heroine, bride of frankenstein vibe to her. I want to party, yeah
the madman looking one, is it her?
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Does that skull have guns coming out of it?
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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Braun’s Jewish mother expresses her disappointment in that shirt.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Good point
Napoli was just the definition of a power hitter this year, it’s why I might consider him over Young who was still awesome though.
Two questions
1. What time do the real baseball games start?
2. What time does the fake baseball game start?
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Just did a catch-all post on my thoughts about fall TV at Variety's On the Air blog
http://weblogs.variety.com/on_the_air/2011/10/thoughts.html
If any of you would care to comment there, I’d be appreciative.
I just want to know if Dexter Season 5 is worth buying. I left off after Season 4 and want to catch up if it’s good.
speaking of dexter
I thought the new episode was really bad.. some of the writing was cringeworthy.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 3, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I figured that watching Dexter on the same night as Breaking Bad would not make Dexter look good at all. So I’ll watch it sometime today.
on the whole I wasnt deeply disappointed
just some parts were truly godawful.. it will be interesting to see where they go with (no spoilers I think) lil Hanks and Edward James Olmos.. the show has a decent track record with their guest stars..
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 3, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
1) I haven’t seen any of Breaking Bad yet.
2) I think Season 5 is streaming on Netflix, so I might just catch up anyway.
Lions are not being Lions
The Bills were The Bills yesterday
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Humma
just letting you know my sub conscious thinks you are full of shit. Somehow you popped up in a dream and said the movie Amélie was crap and backed that up by reading a bunch of names who didn’t like the movie including OSCAR DE LA HOYA. Even in my sleep I said WTF and it woke me up. OSCAR DE LA HOYA – movie critic.
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by meercatjohn on Oct 3, 2011 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This is the weirdest comment ever but I understood every word of it.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I like Amelie. In fact, I have defended Amelie on this very commenting board, from -
Wait, guess who. Guess which of our commenters thought Amelie sucked.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Not mintxcore, that’s for sure.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
I believe that’s exactly who it was.
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it was performed in modern French, hipsters only watch film in Old French
by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Hee hee, nice, Phil. I wish this were real, I just KNOW Kemp would have 40/40 this year if not for that stupid rainout.
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Six years since the Dodger Thoughts fake game.
http://dodgerthoughts.baseballtoaster.com/archives/203666.html
making us all feel old
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To make room for the All-Star pair, Oscar Robles has been lent away for the Mexican League playoffs, and Scott Erickson has again been released. That’s right, Scott Erickson – the player so nice, they replaced him twice.
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Kelly Leak kicked butt.
So did another fictional player, Joel Guzman. ;)
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back when he was still the apple in our eye
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Joel Hanrahan was (sort of) for real, but Ned didn’t wait to find out.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
We would have rightfully ran Joel Hanrahan out of town even if we did give him a chance.
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by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite line to this point, this has been an awesome read :)
Inning 6 – Top: New Dodger pitcher: oh my God, it’s Scott Erickson. He’s back. The Dodgers reacquired him, beneath the radar, just before gametime. Just when you think he’s gone, he pops up like the end of some horror movie.
I could be wrong — I’m usually wrong — but if you kept that receipt, you may be able to trade it in for the newer model.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t Bride’s parents give her the same advice with you?
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Yes, but Bride is lazy and never made the trade-in. Now it’s too late — her only option is to cancel service entirely.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
But I hear the cancellation costs are prohibitive.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
So are the early termination fees, and the hidden costs associated with it (jailbreak).
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
There is a new (AT&T?) commercial out where a husband tells his wife about adding something to their mobile plan, and she, in the greenhouse, goes off about how she should have been consulted before the extra costs, blah blah blah, then added, my mother was right, I should have married X….
Then her husband tells her the plan was free. I laughed.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Which reminds me
I should probably do a Dodger commercial post this offseason.
Anyone have any commercials that come to mind when thinking of 2011 Dodgers games.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Jack in the Box — Jack gets a ride from dudes who dared each other to eat his keys and phone
Travelers — the dog insurance commercial that made Pam cry on The Office
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers commercials
first half: “Once again, no $5 deal at Johnny Rockets.”
second half: “ANOTHER $5 DEAL AT JOHNNY ROCKETS!!! WOO HOO!!”
NB: I never once took advantage of the deal.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
The Tommy Lasorda “Tradition/Pride” commercial, but mostly the “It’s Time For…” commercials. Loved those.
I actually liked
The Lasorda bobblehead spot
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
oh yeah
that was a good one as well.
Especially when it was dubbed in espanol. Me encanta bobbleheads.
El Doyer Grande en el Cielo?
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
On radio, the most memorable ad, for me, was for Top Gun DUI attorney Miles L. Berman. “He understands that a DUI conviction can ruin your life. Did you know that most people do not know what their alcohol level is?”
Ugh.
I believe the following things:
1. Everyone, even people accused of DUI, deserves an attorney.
2. Attorney advertising, like pharmaceutical advertising, is kinda gross, and DUI attorney advertising is at the bottom of the gross list. I just found it distasteful every time I heard it.
3. I wonder if it was just a dude who was advertising, or if it was another sign of how far the Dodgers have sunk — that they have to go for a DUI attorney.
I mean, I also found the 1-800-LOANMART commercials distasteful, but in listening to other teams’ broadcasts on MLB At Bat, I heard a lot of variations on that ad. But I don’t think I heard any other DUI attorney ads.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Miles Berman has been running the same creepy ad in the newspaper with his face on it since the movie Top Gun came out
ugh is right
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
and Miguel Cabrera
was the only survivor!!
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
by that i mean
he was the only DUI’d player to have a good season
Choo, Lowe, I think one other guy.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
i said Cabrera
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
see what laziness gets you? :)
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey don’t forget domestic violence.
Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
The Loanmart ads remind me of Phil Rizzuto and The Money Store.
Also, that reminds me of the (Aladdin?) Bail Bonds TV commercial with the woman and her daughter.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Your Los Angeles Dodgers: brought to you by predatory lending and DUIs.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Average baseball fan is broke, drunk, bald and impotent judging by the ads.
Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
broke, drunk, bald, impotent and likes Hank Williams Jr.
Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant
by regfairfield on Oct 3, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t characterize you as bald.
Follow @DavidYoungTBLA
- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
Im not bald or impotent,,,does that mean i’m just a nascar fan prospect?
by lnickerson88 on Oct 3, 2011 12:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Well, it’s hard economic times out there, and liquor is cheap while Viagra and Rogaine are expensive.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
heh
Well, I am bald and importent!!
Homer Simpson
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what baseball broadcasts would look like if they advertised to me: the effete, effeminate, tiny, angry, drunk, exhausted fan.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, but we could always tune into a Giants game and find out
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
(tries to think up a witty comeback)
(fails)
(hangs head, slinks away in shame)
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
ouch
um
was really talking about the Giants, um, not really a, um , reflection on you
ok, good talk
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Every time I hear that I remember making fun of that with my cousin
“Call me, Miles Chris Berman, because if you’re rumblin, bumblin and stumblin down the road, you need me as your ace DUI attorney”.
Cracks me up.
by Ivdown on Oct 3, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
When I'm driving drunk
I call Saul
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
Here is last year’s post.
There are definitely Captain Morgan and Corona ads to add.
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Mike White says, “Suck it!”
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
capt morgan
that new campaign is terrrrrrrrrrrrrible
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Oct 3, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
disagree
i like it more than the “there’s a captain in all of us” thing.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I like period costume stupidity over modern fink stupidity
and I like fink better than douchebag
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish Dom DeLuise was alive to play the part of the head of the table in the Captain Morgan commercial with the servant that dropped the glass
by Eric Stephen on Oct 3, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It is my opinion that of all distasteful advertising, liquor is the least distasteful — that is, we can live with it while we take care of other problems.
That said, I would be in favor of a new regulation, to wit: liquor advertising would have to remove all creativity from their ads. Example: Captain Morgan. It’s pretty cheap, and hot girls will party with you.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you didn't tell her that
But good news is that it may be Iphone 4GS, not 5. No one is sure yet.
They're cancelling it?
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
I like obvious yet not obvious pronoun usage, the brains swims with possibilities
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
finally got around to Corky’s on Friday. Realized only when we got there at it was noon and we should have called you, followed immediately by “Do you have Marty’s number? No, do you?”.
Tuna Melt was tasty, she had the roast beef dip. Nothing spectacular, but a good meal.
Yeah, just straight-up decent diner food. Which is a good thing
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
BTW
I made a butternut squash gratin over the weekend which I must say turned out amazingly well. Guests couldn’t stop talking about it.
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
I like everything about the way that dish sounds – kick down the recipe
Mrs HJ made Beef Daube last night – best Monday lunch ever
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Recipe
3 1/2 pounds butternut squash (about 2 medium), peeled, seeded, cut into 3/4- to 1-inch cubes (8 cups)
2 tablespoons olive oil
Coarse kosher salt
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) butter, divided
3 cups sliced leeks (white and pale green parts only)
1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh sage
1-2 5.5-ounce log soft fresh goat cheese (recipe called for 1, but I used extra)
1 cup heavy whipping cream
1/2 cup hazelnuts, toasted, husked, coarsely chopped (I substituted toasted walnuts)
Preheat oven to 400°F.
Place butternut squash cubes and olive oil in large bowl; sprinkle with coarse kosher salt and ground pepper and toss to coat. Spread out squash cubes on large rimmed baking sheet. Roast until just tender and beginning to brown, stirring occasionally, about 35 minutes.
Meanwhile, melt 3 tablespoons butter in heavy medium skillet over medium-low heat. Add sliced leeks and chopped sage; sprinkle with salt and pepper. Sauté until tender but not brown, about 15 minutes.
Coat 11×7-inch baking dish with remaining 1 tablespoon butter. Spread half of leek mixture over bottom of prepared baking dish. Sprinkle with half of squash and half of cheese. Repeat layering with leeks, squash, and cheese.
DO AHEAD: Can be made 1 day ahead. Cover and chill.
Preheat oven to 375°F. Pour cream evenly over gratin. Sprinkle with toasted chopped hazelnuts. Bake uncovered until gratin is heated through and cream is bubbling, about 30 minutes (40 minutes if previously chilled).
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
thx – sounds like an ultimate updated thx giving side
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Exactly what I’m thinking
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
Not a bad idea at all
Do you have a substitution suggestion if I wanted to make this dish, but the group includes people who simply won’t eat the goat cheese?
And no, substituting the guest won’t work.
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- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
go with a milder cheese – something less scary, but I think it prospers from the sweet vs savory play – so I’d want to keep some cheesiness to it
I’d also stay away from obvious spice parings, just to keep the flavor new and not so familiar – so no things like cinamon or nutmeg
or just make it with the goat chese, lie about it, and when they love it tell them “GFY, it’s goat cheese!”
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That reason is why
I may hold off til Xmas dinner, since the thanksgiving host doesn’t like goat cheese. Too goaty she always says. Maybe Gruyere instead?
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
gruyere or a mild gouda was exactly what I was thinking
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
it'll be pretty funny
if they just announce an iphone 4s
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
They might do just that. I don’t care. I gotta get Bride off my back about the iPhucking iPhone.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Rangers Lineup
Kinsler 2B
Andrus SS
Hamilton LF
Young DH
Beltre 3B
Napoli C
Cruz RF
Moreland 1B
Gentry CF
Lewis P
Rays Lineup
Jennings LF
Upton CF
Longoria 3B
Joyce RF
Damon DH
Zobrist 2B
Kotchman 1B
Jaso C
Brignac SS
Price P
2:07 pm on TBS.
one of those guys
has had trouble beating the other team. know which one?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Oct 3, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
also on ESPN Radio, BBC Radio 5 extra : )
by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t it still British Summer Time, or did that end?
Follow @DavidYoungTBLA
- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.
London will stay on BST until Sunday, October 30, 2011 at 2:00 AM
when clocks are moved to Sunday, October 30, 2011 at 01:00:00 GMT
by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
that is not what the B stands for Dave
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
my point was the Europe uses military time, none of this am/pm nonsense : )
by Josie Becker on Oct 3, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
malfunction function was your…oh nevemind
we’ve all seen back when it was worth seeing
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The Super Bowl continues its trend of promoting the hottest acts from yesteryear.
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Up with people? How about up her hoo hoo
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
“Jenkins! Get me a list of the best American rock bands working right now! OK, all of these people are right out. Who else is there?”
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by Humma Kavula on Oct 3, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
“Lemme check the 8-tracks I have in the Camaro, I am sure the kids will think this is groovy”
by Hollywood Joe on Oct 3, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's time for Dodger Baseball
http://www.truebluela.com/2011/10/3/2413237/dodgers-nationals-game-162-chat
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