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Dodgers News: Indian River, Three Rivers, And Rivera

It has been a relatively busy morning for both former and current Dodgers. Former pitchers Hideo Nomo and Chan Ho Park have teamed with Peter O'Malley and his sister Terry Seidler, both former Dodgers owners, as well as Minor League Baseball to operate the Vero Beach Sports Village, formerly known as Dodgertown.

Under the new partnership, O'Malley is the chairman and CEO, Minor League President Pat O'Conner will be president and COO, and Craig Callan will continue to run the facility, which Callan has done for the last 33 years.

"I embrace this wonderful opportunity to use this iconic facility that my family has cherished for decades to promote baseball," said O’Malley, who also noted this in no way affects the Dodgers or their long-term spring training commitment to Glendale, Arizona.  " Vero Beach Sports Village should always be an asset and a jewel to the citizens of Vero Beach and Indian River County and I look forward to adding further luster to its rich history."

One of the many events the Vero Beach Sports Village plans to host is The Umpire School, a 28-day training program beginning in January 2012. The Umpire School is one of three accredited umpire schools, and will now be the only all-inclusive school among the three.

“Being a part of the group that will operate a facility that provides youths with resources they can use both on and off the field is extremely rewarding,” Nomo said. “Those who come to the facility can improve not only as athletes through tournaments and training, but can also develop skills to help them mature into young men and women.”

Barajas To Pittsburgh

Catcher Rod Barajas parlayed a hot end to 2010 into a one-year deal for $3.25 million to return to his hometown Dodgers this year, the highest salary of his major league career...until now. Barajas, 36, has signed a $4 million contract with the Pittsburgh Pirates with a $3.5 million option for 2013. Bucs Dugout has more details.

Assuming the ongoing CBA negotiations don't change the current compensation system for at least this year, the Dodgers will receive a sandwich pick in between the first and second rounds of the 2012 draft for losing Barajas, a Type B free agent.

The deadline to offer arbitration to pending free agents is November 23, but anyone free agent who signs before that automatically nets said compensation. The only other Dodgers free agent who would fetch compensation is Hiroki Kuroda, a Type B but the point is moot as he cannot be offered arbitration per his contract.

Rivera Contract Details

Juan Rivera re-signed with the Dodgers a week ago today, and now we have further details of his contract, thanks to Dylan Hernandez of the Los Angeles Times. Rivera has up to $500,000 in performance bonuses in both 2012 and 2013, if his option is exercised, at the following thresholds:

  • $50,000 for each of 400, 425, 450, 475, 500, 525, and 550 plate appearances
  • $75,000 for each of 575 and 600 plate appearances

As always, for more Dodgers payroll details be sure to check out our payroll worksheet. Rivera had 525 plate appearances this season and has averaged 516 plate appearances per season for the last three years.

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question on catchers....

is there much left in ivan rodriguez to worth signing him over? or is he going to cost much more than he’s worth?

by wukunlin on Nov 10, 2011 12:57 PM PST reply actions  

good question

how much did he play last year?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

not much,he was bet out early in the season by Wilson Ramos

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe he got hurt as well, and they were using Ramos and Jesus Flores most of the year.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

started 32 of first 86 games, then missed nearly three months with an oblique injury.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Pudge is sludge

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you hold a grudge?

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

his opinion won’t budge

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Even if you give him a nudge?

Fudge.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are we to judge.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d throw him a million dollar bone. He’d be a good teacher at least like Ausmus.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

thats what i was thinking

he also said he’s planning to get 3K hits,
which means a whole productive season.
 unlikely, but someone to look forward to if possible

by wukunlin on Nov 10, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I forgot how close he was

He’s at 2,844 hits, so no real chance for 3,000 this year.

His hit totals for the last 6 years:
27
106
106
110
141
164

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

hey, if he averages 1.5 hits per game and plays 104 games, he’s there! :)

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Rod Barajas is going to end up costing us almost 4 million after we sign the next Mike Stanton.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

money. well. spent.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, knowing Ned, it will be the next lefthanded reliever Mike Stanton.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. It’s James Adkins.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

glad that dodgertown

will not be allowed to rot.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:06 PM PST reply actions  

Diarrhea aficionado Park Chan Ho would not allow that to happen.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

its a cultural thing

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend

Is running a Dodger Fantasy Camp there this week

www.ladabc.com

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I will definitely participate in one of those one of these years.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Since we’ve been concerned with women’s equity and the appropriate terminology recently, isn’t Terry Seidler also a former owner of the Dodgers (co-owner with her brother) and not just the sister of one?

by berkowit28 on Nov 10, 2011 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

women can't own things silly

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

they can own 3/5th of something

I shouldn’t have slept through 8th grade

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

incorrect

I think. I don’t think women where allowed to own property/slaves/fuckslavery

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

A woman won the victory laurel wreath in the ancient Olympic games. She owned the chariot that came in first.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm probably completely wrong

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m purposely completely wrong.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe there were laws against women owning any property at some point, but they were relaxed before the abolition of slavery. My previous post was completely unrelated.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Women could own property in ancient Rome. :)

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

and could order their slaves to

ahem

attend to them

Rome rocked

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

there were times when property could fall to widows, but I can’t remember which times

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

look at 500, adjust accordingly.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Josie, you might be talking about their dowry…it reverted back to their own control if their husband died. The husband had to maintain it for them, because in the case of their death or divorce, the woman had to be able to live off of it. I can look up the exact term, but off the top of my head, when women stopped being given over to their husbands and remained under the control of their father (or head of household) after marriage, they were allowed a bit more freedom if both men died. They still had a nominal guardian who looked over them, but scholars believed this allowed women to actually exert a fair bit of control.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

you just reminded me how creeped out I get by the continued use of the term “give your daughter away” at weddings…which goes back to the central theme in Pride and Prejudice

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

“This book is about people getting married, BORING.” – 4down
“This book makes me super happy that I do not live back then.” – Maddz

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

MADDZDADS: You can’t move out, who will cook for me after your mother dies of Dysentery.

MADDZ: Well this blows.

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I've been told by numerous people

that The Scarlett Letter is the worst book you could read in high school, though I was never privileged to have a class where we read that one.

As for romance, I really enjoyed the play of Romeo and Juliet! Shakespeare really knew how to make things interesting. Of course it ends with murder/suicide, but whatevs.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

hey i liked ethan frome.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and all edith wharton novels for that matter!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Second-worst book ever.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

lies!!!!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Well sledding into a tree is far more interesting than Victorian courtship gobbledegook, I’ll give you that

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost missed that part after being lulled to sleep by the three previous chapters that were only about snow.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Right behind Ulysses. People who like Ulysses are the real OG hipsters.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I LOVED LOVED LOVED Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. 4down, you want drama? Check that out.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Finnegans Wake was awsome. Joyce ate a few hundred thousand refrigerator poetry magnets, ate a dozen chalupas and shit our an incomprehensible fecal tome.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

In a chapter I read recently for a class

the author claimed that the style of writing in Finnegan’s Wake was not dissimilar to the iterations of Latin created by Irish secret societies in the 6th and 7th centuries.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

The style of writing of Finnegans Wake was Joyce had a research assistant who was in charge of coming up with as many different kinds of references and word associations he could for everything Joyce supplied him.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s awesome. The author I’m referring to was a bit…subjective in his opinion.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

What is it about

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Coming of age tale about a young man. It has brothels in it!

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

So does Assassin's Creed

Which the new ones out next week!

I feel like I’ve got a short attention span.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard the first one suffers from repetitive game play…

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I was actually talking about the brothels

But the 2nd one totally is a coming of age tale.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Where’s Nolander for this one.

If you haven’t played out of order, the first one is still a good game. They get better as they go along.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

amazing!

The story was just awesome. A few parts had my jaw dropping, once actually for real, lol.

They have a new survival mode type thing to compete with zombie mode which is really fun, and only seems to be pretty good so far.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

thats kinda the problem!

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with liking COD

its gotten repetitive and theres no way I could play it every year, and no way will I pay full price for MW3, but its still fun.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

my brother got it, its MW2 with worse p2p issues. BF3 has pissed me off as well, so its not my BF fanboy talking.

BF3 should of been called BC3. motherfuckers..

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of stuff feels improved

for the multiplayer. Some of the killstreaks are pretty awesome. It’s new maps essentially for the most part, but the story mode was really enjoyable and it wrapped everything together and wrapped it up from the first 2 modern warfares.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope the maps are closer to MW1

then MW2. Otherwise I’ll just go back to MW1.

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

throwing out the opinions of the billion and one people

I’ve talked to who played the first one first, including myself.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

great for you. It must be busy knowing a billion and one people who played it and you talked to them.

Of the people I know personally who have played the game, they have really enjoyed it. So you can pretend all the people you know and yourself are right, I will keep the opinion that the first one is still a really fun and good game.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

considering how many times you call the people you know

morons…

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m convinced he hates all his friends

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, all of them

I’m glad you could help me figure it out

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

do you need a belly rub?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude...

how about we both let this go. I wasn’t trying to argue when I mentioned your name, just joking around about before. You have your opinion, I have mine. I won’t ever stop saying it’s a good game just because you don’t think so.

P.S. we all know at least a couple morons, it’s hard not to. All the people I know aren’t.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Silent Assassin’s Creed involves playing only every other day and then you walk away with $3.8M.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Take it to

the deja vu thread

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i translated it from latin in english

IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

latin to english

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

omg I know what I’m doing this winter break

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do I hang out with you people?

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

So you can complain about apple products to someone?

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

thats gotta be it

/goes and spends 3 hours reading about obscure tech stuff

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ulysses, or The Odyssey?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

the odyssey

that’s real OG

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by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

TCDM was talking about James Joyce’s Ulysses.

I read Portrait of an Artist. It was ok.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Read an interest book recently that explained all of the repetition of phrasing in the illiad and odyssey were really mnemonic devices for the oral story tellers

Explains a lot about “Rosy Fingered Dawn”

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Real OG’s have the Odyssey oral recited to them.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

And think epic poetry should be restored to the Olympics!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to memorize the opening of the Illiad

and recite it in a Greek class in college. It was fun. And thankfully like 6 lines.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that's an enjoyable read

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

the illiad, an enjoyable read???

you people are truly, truly sick.

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by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I re-read Homer about once every decade

I also always am in the middle of Herodotus and when ever I am done with one book but before starting another, I pick up The Histories and enjoy

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, I treat Herodotus the same way.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Herodotus was a surprisingly good read. Quintius Curtius Rufus is more fun to say, though.

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by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

The Histories FTW

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

But not written in Latin. You had Ancient Greek in Middle School?

by berkowit28 on Nov 10, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Joyce, quite a bit – really love his short work

I think in order to really read Ulysses you need a reading partner.

I am surprised by the amount of hatred for some of the foundational works of english language lit

These books influenced so much that came after and are all stunning in their own way

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I find nothing lovely about the corresponding events in the Oddessy with Mr. Bloom taking a dump.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought about that

Only because I heard John Cusack’s character in Gross Point Blanke ask a teacher if the horrible Ethan Frome was still on the curriculum.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the only reason the Scarlet Letter is hard to read

is because Hawthorne was writing in stereotypical prose for the 19th century. Otherwise it’s an interesting story, I think.

I had to read Madame Bovary in high school. That was…weird.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

the plot is good

thus ends nice things I have to say about the scarlet later. Othello was the shit though

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by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Shakespeare deserves all the love and more

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked how the Jungle ended with him walking across the country and eating the apples from the tree’s that the great Johnny Appleseed planted.

If it did not end that way don’t tell me, it was the only happy thought I have from that book.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The Jungle?

The book by Upton Sinclair, which was also a favorite of mine?

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Just got around

to reading it this year. And I’ve been to stockyards

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, have to say as a 13 year old it did have an impact on me.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, the overwhelming impression I had from it had nothing to do with apples, so I was surprised. Haha

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

yes to hawthorne, but once you get used to the language the story is as important now as it was then

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The Scarlet Letter would make for an excellent opera.

What was weird about Madame Bovary? It’s a great novel.

by berkowit28 on Nov 10, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it might be a bit weird of a woman in the bloom

It tells you the middle class is a bore, that a woman can own her sexuality, but that chasing it never fills the hole, and it all ends badly afterall

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It was hard to wrap my head around it at that point. I think I would be better at reading it now.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet

much emptier than say Anna Karenina, though they share some of the same themes and end up in the same place. Dead.

better to be a woman now, but I still don’t want to hear any thoughts on baseball awards

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, it’s set in its own time and place, sure. But a step or two on from Jane Austen.

by berkowit28 on Nov 10, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Scarlet Letter ws enjoyable, I very much enjoyed the Crucible and the Awakening as well.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Crucible is fun!

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LEAVE ME MY NAME!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? I thought the Awakening was the worst book I’ve ever read in my life. I couldn’t even finish it.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahh, try finishing it. The endingwas really powerful for me.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The Crucible was a really good book

Not so great movie.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed the Scarlet Letter. Symbolism 101

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

SPOILER

shit.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

according to the absolutely awfully boring Pride and Prejudice

all women were good for was trying to marry well off bachelors, apparently.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jane is not my cup of tea

but methinks you are being a bit unfair to the lady.

and marrying well off men, married or free, will be part of who we are for long after all of us are gone

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand it's likely because I'm a guy and don't enjoy plots with nothing happening, lol

But man oh man was that a terribly boring read. I honestly fought to stay on topic while reading that.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Things I’ve learned at TBLA this week about women:

1) They shouldn’t vote on baseball awards
2) They like books with plots where nothing happens.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

My definition of nothing=a book about just romance with little to absolutely no drama

They need to Michael Bay that book/movie up!

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

something with little to no drama

is boring, regardless of gender, brah

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Pride, but haven’t heard a U2 song called Prejudice.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Never read it. I’m not into victorian stuff.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes you make it too easy, 4

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Pride and Prejudice is one of my favorite books.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

women must read a whole bunch of faulkner

heck Moby Dick too

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Melville had a way the boring. Bartleby was the absolute worst.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

At least Billy Budd was short.
Moby Dick has an entire chapter on how to coil a rope!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

the Mrs read it, she said not enough zombies

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It was fun.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

you love two people equally – torn between lovers with all things being equal except one is rich

who do you leave?

now adjust by increments

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

your a woman in Englad, 1800. Your only options are marriage and marriage. You see your younger sisters flirting with penniless, untrustworthy soliders, dooming themselves to crappy lives. Your closest sister falls in love, and has her heart broken because trying to marry outside her class has the aristocracy skeptical of her motives. Finally after overcoming all your misgivings about the institution, you find the guy who orchestrated it has a heart of gold, and you’re falling for him against your will.

Yeah, it’s a chick book.

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

And then you try to look at it from the man’s perspective and realize what you’re reading is late 1990’s hip hop lyrics.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a man’s world.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a man’s man’s man’s world

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

but it wouldn’t be nothing without a woman, or a girl.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I ain’t sayin she a gold digger, but she ain’t hangin with no broke nigga

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

was more thinkin “Fuck bitches, get money”, but Jamie Foxx works too

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck dudes

acquire graduate degree

i’m on that grind

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard it’s hard work.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You are correct. I will change it above. Part of that was cut & pasted from a press release.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, The Onion. You win again.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

yep

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The Onion is the only place I can laugh after reading a headline

“Joe Buck Walks In On Troy Aikman Covering NFL Game With Another Man”

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

the onion is one of a select few places with that power

TBLA is another /slurp

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t think there was anyway Barajas would better his last contract. Good for him though. Just glad we aren’t the ones who gave it to him.

by Mike Dennis on Nov 10, 2011 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

I’m slightly sad to see him go, but very glad that he isn’t taking that kind of money from us.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe Ned was out bid?

by latenite on Nov 10, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

If you were the non-Dodgers and wanted to sign Jamey Carroll, what contract would you find reasonable for both the player and team? Keeping in mind both Willy Bloomquist and John Mcdonald both secured 2 year deals (3.8mil, 3mil respectively).

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

that 2 year 8mil one I saw before looks a bit too high

I think making 5mil with incentives up to 7mil in total

by wukunlin on Nov 10, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

guys like Jamey Carroll don’t get big incentive clauses like that. You’re talking about 30% of his potential salary to be non-guaranteed.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

but he is better

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to sign him, but I think he’ll get two years somewhere and I’m curious what people think.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Carroll will get more than both those guys. Maybe 2/5

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal

link

Clint Barmes, Aaron Hill and Mark Ellis are among the free-agent second basemen the Dodgers are targeting; Hill currently is negotiating with his previous team, the Diamondbacks.
At catcher, the Dodgers would like to add a Brad Ausmus-type backup behind A.J. Ellis, someone who could catch once or twice a week and serve as a mentor while the team develops Tim Federowicz at Triple A.

by silverwidow on Nov 10, 2011 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

I can get behind all of this. When I see them signing Ellis to 2/15, I will cease being behind this.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I shouldhave started my team out with Trade Uribe to Miami for 28 year old rookie ball washout X

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

first part bad..

second part kinda good..

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

it entirely depends on what salary we give them

hell barmes had a pretty good season last year

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’d be like whoever signs Aaron Miles after his 2011.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure all 3 of these guys

have had more recent success, and more total successful seasons then Miles. Other then that their totally the same!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I misread your statement

but miles is still much worse then barmes over the last 3 years

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I shudder to think what contracts these guys are gonna get…Barajas getting 4M is not a good sign (for the teams, I’m glad for him)

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

10 for 2?

Barajas ahd a better year last year then all but Barmes

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

although honestly its close

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

That much money is kinda a joke. The Pirates must think they are legit contenders next season.. Its not like Rod is there how to teach anyone the art of catching.

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

no Kelly Johnson eh?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

"Brad Ausmus type"

I can’t believe this guys deserves to have a type. It must be the Ivy League thing.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

booooooo

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Id rather have watch

Rod rock baby Dee

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

for 4 million dollars? Why the hell didn’t we retain Martin if thats the case?

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Eh, you know what he means. Veteran catcher happy with minimal playing time.

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

17 year career, 7101 plate appearances,

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

This is the difference

between what a HOF does with 7,000 plate appearances and what Brad Ausmus type does with them.

                                                             
Player WAR/pos PA From To BA OBP SLG OPS
Johnny Bench 71.3 8669 1967 1983 .267 .342 .476 .817
Ivan Rodriguez 68.1 10270 1991 2011 .296 .334 .464 .798
Carlton Fisk 67.3 9853 1969 1993 .269 .341 .457 .797
Gary Carter 66.3 9019 1974 1992 .262 .335 .439 .773
Yogi Berra 61.5 8341 1947 1965 .284 .348 .482 .829
Mike Piazza 59.1 7745 1992 2007 .308 .377 .545 .922
Ted Simmons 50.4 9685 1968 1988 .285 .348 .437 .785
Jorge Posada 45.1 7150 1995 2011 .273 .374 .474 .848
Jason Kendall 38.1 8701 1996 2010 .288 .366 .378 .744
Lance Parrish 35.7 7797 1977 1995 .252 .313 .440 .753
Bob Boone 26.1 8148 1972 1990 .254 .315 .346 .661
Benito Santiago 23.8 7515 1986 2005 .263 .307 .415 .722
Tony Pena 18.7 7073 1980 1997 .260 .309 .364 .673
Brad Ausmus 17.3 7101 1993 2010 .251 .325 .344 .669

Provided by Baseball-Reference.com: View Play Index Tool Used
Generated 11/10/2011.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You might say Brad Ausmus was the least effective catcher since integration with at least 7,000 plate appearances.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

whers the chart with cera?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully in the trash

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

lets get pudge for cheap

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

So we should sign Tony Pena. I still am amazed he could throw from that crouch he had.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm amazed at the fall from grace of Jason Kendall

He was so great for a catcher before.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I am surprised he can even walk, that guy got thrashed during his career

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Weird part about Kendall is that everyone assumed the injury did him in, but the season after the injury in 2000 he was still an elite catcher. It was the second season after the injury he started the downslide he could never come back from.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

his ankle went BOOOM

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Even with the injury he never had less then 450 at bats other then the partial injury year until he missed the entire 2011 season.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember when Moises Alou fucked his leg up on the turn in Montreal running the bases? That was one of the worst baseball injuries I remember.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Kendall’s ankle blow up made me give up catching and start pitching. No squating, limited base running.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching Dravecky damn near made me give up playing ball at all.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I do not know to which you refer, but will look it up on a Youtube-enabled computer later.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Dravecky had a tumor in his pitching arm and his arm broke in half during delivery. I wouldnt’ purposely watch that ever again.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

after radiation treatment for the tumor.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Happened to Tony Saunders also.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Pitcher beware

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh I think I’ve seen that.

I as fine with that (same with line drives back off the box) because there is no way to tell if/when that’ll happen, like living infear of an atomic attack. However, I’mclumsy enough that I could see myself blowing up a joint on first bae.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see myself blowing up a joint on first bae.

USChris interest in playing baseball just went up

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well done. My alley did not go un-ooped.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yet Posey's is watchable

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

..

Brad Ausmus was kinda good back in the day.. but “Ausmus type” is a defense first back up catcher who doesn’t K, mentors the staff, shit like that

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

he absolutely deserves to have a type

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I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramon Castro would make a decent backup catcher using the criteria above.

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

Have never been a fan of Barmes but he does appear to be a solid defensive infielder who could handle 2nd or SS but as a starting 2nd baseman, I have my doubts.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:02 PM PST reply actions  

He’d be the perfect Indiana boy replacement when Jamey leaves. Just trying to surround Donnie with his people.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

he fits the low OBP requirement

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

David Testo comes out

In a heroic and refreshing move, David Testo, of the MLS came out

The world still waits for someone from the world of American sports to do the smae

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:06 PM PST reply actions  

Formerly of the MLS. Seems like he’s a AAAA type player in American soccer, drifting between the MLS and the lower leagues.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are AAAA in American Soccer you need to get a new career.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a more fun job than what most of us do for a living

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

and I have a heck of a lot of fun

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea but you actually make a living.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If you don’t have kids, graduated from college, why not keep playing the sport you love as long as possible?

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed, if you have no need to join the rat race why join?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“The problem with the rat race is, even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

—Lily Tomlin (I think)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll just attribute it to Yogi Berra or Mark Twain like everything else is.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

At what point would you retire from MiLB, assuming they were still willing to pay you the minimum (which I assume is less than what you make now?)

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I think John Lindsey would be a good start.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

x

Speaking of… from a 2010 profile on John Lindsey at ESPN Los Angeles:

The Isotopes pay Lindsey well. Nothing like what the Dodgers pay their players, but it’s enough that he can send money home to Mississippi for his wife, Christa, and 3-year-old son, John III, and put some into savings every month.
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He makes more in five months with the Isotopes than he would in an entire year as a teacher back home in Mississippi. Add in what he makes in the Mexican League every winter, and Lindsey is doing just fine. Close to six figures, before expenses.
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“I’ve played so long and I’ve made so little money,” he says. “Now that I’m doing OK, it feels crazy to walk away from the game.”
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It takes some getting used to after all these years of living simply. He could afford a rental car in Albuquerque, but it’s easy enough to catch rides from teammates.
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A couple of hotels in the area give players and coaches a break on extended rates during the season. At night, Lindsey stays in and works on the online classes he’s enrolled in. When the Isotopes go on the road, he checks out of the hotel.
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“One bag,” he says. “That’s all I need.”

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

he makes around 100,000 dollars most likely

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Though the soccer player probably makes around $15,000. Josie would know.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere around there, and possibly less if he’s not on the active roster.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be surprised if it’s even that. Bottom tier MLS guys make in the 40’s

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Another link!

The MLS has established minimum salaries for players. If a player is part of the first 24 roster spots, his minimum salary is $42,000 a year. For spots 25 to 30, the minimum is $32,600. Additionally, the MLS requires that the players receiving $32,600 must be under the age of 25.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Good to see its gone up a little. I had teammates that tried toiling for a bit and made like 1/2 – 2/3 of that at the time.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

there were stories

of people at the bottom of the Galaxy depth chart having to triple up in apartments in order to make rent.

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Curious – why does Lindsey get more then other minor leaguers? He’s not on the 40 man, he doesn’t get sequential raises. Can you explain? I had no idea old minor leaguers were doing better then the young kids.

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He is a fan favorite?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball America:

• Minor league free agents. To fill the gaps in Triple-A, organizations often turn to the minor league free agent. The most coveted free agents can make as much as $12,000-$25,000 a month, depending on the organization. That works out to a cool $60,000-$125,000 for five months of work.
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“That’s a competitive market, the six-year free agent market,” a former major league general manager said. “You can go from that $2,150 a month, and if you become a six-year free agent, you have a chance to at least double or triple that right away.”

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

thats a better explanation

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks, this has escaped me until now. Good to know these guys aren’t just toiling because they have nothing else to fall back on but are getting solid compensation.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hes a good 4A player, Triple A teams need decent players to stay

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

remembering the perks you get from simply playing a professional sport.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably if it had been many, many years and I realized I had no shot at making the big leagues.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Mickey Rourke is apparently doing a movie about a rugby player who came out while still playing.

Kudos, David.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

They profiled that guy on Real Sports a few months ago.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

and there is lots of ball touching in rugby

its just not the friendly kind. Nor is it the child molester kind. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaron Hill and Juan Rivera both left the Blue Jays after stinking up the joint and on the surface had great results with their new NL West teams. Aaron Hill did it with a .356 BABIP while Juan did it with Runs Batted In. I guess it is a good thing for players Loney, Hill, Rivera.

Think about it. What would the contracts be for all three if they had continued to hit in Aug/Sept the way they had for April – July. Talk about changing their future outlook with two months of production. Millions and Millions.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:07 PM PST reply actions  

play stellar defense

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we have gotten to the point where his offense was so putrid we are over selling his defense.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

compared to miles at 3rd...

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Miles is hilariously bad, I enjoy it if its a blowout

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still so bitter about the Kershaw start in Atlanta

Miles fucked that one up. Also, we lost because someone bunted in front of Kemp, lol.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

For maybe the last time

He won’t hit as bad next year as this

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

2 war

its happening

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

We said that about Mike Davis

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t walk, strikes out with the best of em, basically had no power compared to his previous seasons.. he might be done. His BABIP isn’t all that off from his career norms

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Like his glove/arm but thats about it

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait--- we want to sign " a couple infielders"

where are they gonna play?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 2:11 PM PST reply actions  

in the infield

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Infield?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i meant...

we already have potentially loney, gordon, uribe…how many infielders do we need for one vacant position?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

things could easily go horribly wrong with all 3 of those guys. We need backup plans. Lots of them.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

true

just no more midgit militia… please, i mean it was cute, but we need full grown men now. bring me kelly johnson. im down.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Miles should come back.. hes a backup infielder

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He sucks at it though. You can probably find backup infielder types with a better glove at less money.

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup. Miles is an adequate 2B backup, but he’s wretched at 3rd.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Can we? I don’t see it

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Sellers should be the back up SS but that’s never gonna happen

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nick Punto! Ring in a box!

Well, not exactly less money, but he made about what Miles made last year.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to pile on with "the infield" like my esteemed collegues

But i’m assuming a starting 2B and a backup, Jamey Carroll or Jamey Carroll type.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Any word on Casey Blake?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

Still looking just like his dad.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, quite a few people thought they looked nothing alike.. OUTRAGE!

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Quite a few people are blind.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

His dad doesn’t have a beard. (And Captain Amazing doesn’t wear glasses!)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d expect just about every player already signed this fall to stink next year.
Bloomquist
McDonald
Barajas
Rivera

Are the minor leagues so pathetic that they can’t replicate this production for 435,000 per player?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

given the money being handed out

it doesnt surprise me at all that these dudes signed so quick.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 10, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Owners are smart men

overpay for marginal talent, claim you’re not turning a profit, get higher revenue sharing in next CBA, profit.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

If you really sucked at a sport and could no longer make a living at it, the best way to maximize your future earnings would be to come out of the closet.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:21 PM PST reply actions  

Is

There an example of this happening?

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Jon Ameche would be the closest. He didn’t really suck at basketball, but he wasn’t a HOF or anything

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Glen Burke

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

Did not read the prvious comment above and this does seem some what out of the air on its own.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

No, just an opinion.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s an interesting hypothesis.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

or accuse someone of steroid use

#2008’d

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

for some reason this is making me think of the movie

worlds greatest dad

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What a pussy

Ashton Kutcher is giving up control of his tweets:

Up until today, I have posted virtually every one of my tweets on my own, but clearly the platform has become too big to be managed by a single individual. When I started using twitter, it was a communication platform that people could say what they were thinking in real time and if their facts were wrong the community would quickly and helpfully reframe an opinion. It was a conversation, a community driven education tool, and opinion center that encouraged healthy debate. It seems that today that twitter has grown into a mass publishing platform, where ones tweets quickly become news that is broadcast around the world and misinformation becomes volatile fodder for critics

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:31 PM PST reply actions  

he may be a pussy

but he might also be right.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

heck I like that he is willing to admit

that its gonna be someone else doing the tweeting. At least he is transparent about it

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

President Obama doesn’t handle his twitter account, right?

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

he does tweet sometimes, but signs the person ones as -BO

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

otherwise yes, most are from ana aide

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

had to go back 13 days to find a -BO tweet. So they aren’t all that frequent.

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Did it have to do with him and the French President calling the Israeli Prime Minister a liar over the PA?

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

some dinner he was hosting, but that’s hilarious like Nick Cannon

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Even Eric has David handle his tweeter

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

thank god, the silence was killing me

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

you called it tweeter

you are like my mom

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

you need a better class of man

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a man, period

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

insofar as that is more boy status ;)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

so who were the assholes giving him a hard time?? fuck it, so he didnt know about the child sex scandal, if it wasnt for me being a sports nut, I probably wouldnt know about it either.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude works for the headquarters of sports blog conglomerate. It’s his job to be a sports nut.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

so he’s the face of a sports blog conglomerate. I’m not saying he shold memorize the ongoings of ry team/program that has a SBN blog, but he should know the top story.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

or if he doesn’t, don’t comment on it. Plenty of people on the internet already saying stuff without having all the facts.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

for sure. 8million followers, you need to think hard before you tweet. Which is why its the right thing to put a team on it

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think tweeting is useless and we would not miss it if it went away

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

But it’d be the end of Ken Rosenthal

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think MLB put a hash tag on the railings at the World Series

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

stop with the uschris jokes

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

You seem to have it issues today

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

but this joint is smoking

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Instead of fighting, I wish we could all just admit that we’re buds.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

well, sometimes the grass does seems greener on other blogs

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

heck, sometimes I feel like giving up and just reading the papers

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be a dope, no one reads papers anymore.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I overheard some girl saying "OMG"

“You can totally use that to hold a roach!” Chuckling, I rolled into Latin and shared this anecdote and my professor looked at me and half-smiled and said, “are you talking about drugs?” I said, “Yes, sorry, I’m a bad student.” A freshman looked at me and said, “Drugs? What drugs would that be?”

I hugged him for being adorable.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont roll anything, I only use glass pieces, unless someone else rolls it up. 2nd I dont do it while at work. Ive come into work faded atleast a dozen times and realized I didnt like it. I have came to work on no sleep as well, thanks to Charlie, and that isnt great either. But fuck it, I done felt how the shells burn I still wont learn.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That 11th time felt a little weird, but after a dozen, you were finally convinced?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I can hang...I can hang..

FUCK THIS I NEED A SNICKERS

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

shit I say that every day

and I never get high

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

it's so true

IMO it’s a lot like accidentally (“accidentally”) drinking too much during lunch break and coming back and having to function without giggling at everything

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

again

remove the drinking part, and I still do this every day :-p.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It works pretty nicely as a tailored news feed.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, is he? I didnt know… This is the 2 and a half men guy right>?

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as Charlie Sheen was the “Spin City guy”

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Jon Lovitz was the Newsradio guy.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

man, Newsradio ws the shit. So many personalities on that show.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

First four seasons are amazing.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck you, Brynn Hartman

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I met his daughter once. When she smiled she looked exactly like him. Made me very sad.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that would be one ugly girl.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

She was actually quite pretty. :)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish I was Kutcher today, just for 5 mins, so I could tweet, if I could send an Eminem tweet. If I offended you, good, cuz I still dont give a fuck.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

I work for a sports blog conglomerate. Passes out

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Highly paid I'm sure as well!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You volunteer for a sports blog conglomerate. And really, it’s more consortium than conglomerate, my bad.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, I get paid

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Aston Kutcher’s gonna make a lot more on his stock options after we get sold to ESPN, then we will ever see from SBN

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

In love

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

and press box benefits!

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but the slurping we have to do in exchange for that….
/callback

I AM JOKING.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m still trying to figure out how someone would hear HOW Paterno was fired and not hear WHY Paterno was fired.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, unlike the rest of us, he could have spent a good amount of time in under the covers with Demi, staggered around for a while, and read the latest tweet about the firing and not the first 500 about the reason.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, the first thing I do when I see something has happened like that, I search on Google. But I’m probably in the vast minority on that sort of thing.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re a reporter. You need more than 140 characters to form an opinion so you don’t look like amoron when you write your paper.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

but an actor should retain the right to be a moron.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s more apt to talk his way out of later, what with being an actor and all.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but I do it on stuff that has nothing to do with NM politics (Billy Crystal now hosting the Oscars!)

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

habit, I assumed. Aso, if that’s true, I’m going to actually watch the oscars.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob Hope wasn’t available.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

dead bob hope sounds like a almost funny SNL skit

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob Hope and Kirk Douglas could do a segment together

by TurnItDown on Nov 10, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

But then Humphrey Bogart would stroll in and be a giant buzzkill.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

If he was hosting I’d DEFINITELY watch.

by fbihop on Nov 10, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A friend of mine

used to get to play golf at Lakeside country club occasionally. Once he’s playing and hits his drive out in the fairway. As he’s walking towards it he sees a golf cart pull up, and this old guy get out and hit his ball. He starts running, and screaming THAT’S MY FUCKING BALL until he catches up and sees its Bob “hitting anyone’s ball” Hope. He ends up getting his picture taken with him.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

This is awesome

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

yes, that is a great story

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The members told him that Hope just drove around the course, stopping at balls and hitting them. He barely knew where he was.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

The story is moving more from awesome to creepy sad.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Gerald Ford came into the In N Out that I worked at in high school, and he seemed out of it then. Secret service had the store scoped out though, which was kind of odd. There was a secret service man even guarding the back exit.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Golfers are great

I haven’t played much since I was a teenager but one of my fun golfing stories is playing at twighlight and I am on the last tee and the slow foursome in front of me doesn’t let me (a single) play through. They take forever to hit a dozen or so shots. They seem out of my driving range, but I connected and rolled one up close to one of the older guys. I yelled “four” of course. The old dude waits for me. Tells me to fuck off and he will never let me play through. I’m like ok w/e please hit your ball cuz it’s getting kind of dark. He walks over takes two swings as hard as he can to hit my ball out in to the woods, misses both times. His face turns red. He then throws the ball up in the air trying to hit it with his club like a baseball. Misses again. His face turning even redder he chucks my ball about 20 yards (as far as he could throw it). Nice guy. Glad he can relax playing golf. :)

by Xeifrank on Nov 10, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Good god, this great stuff. Now should be used by Larry David somehow.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I am more out of it than Kutcher. I figured Crystal would eventually be the guy, but didn’t realize it was official.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a rec

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

And a dead Mantle

is better than a live Sandusky

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

This was his tweet
How dare you fire Jo Pa?" he tweeted. "Insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.

I’m willing to buy on the surface that Ashton knew nothing about the rape scandal, but it’s damn hard to hear about the firing without also hearing “blah blah blah young boys blah blah blah grand jury” etc.

I like the Kutcher was apologetic and owned up to it after the fact. But it doesn’t mean he has to cede control of his Twitter account.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

a Bobbie Down-sized overreaction to be sure.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite response tweet that I saw last night

was this:

You can’t even act when you type. RT@aplusk An insane story, I just heard paterno was fired, getting the rest of the story now… Wow.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

He is right, but what are the chances that he didn’t have a publicist draft that for him

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t heard from Humma in a while.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

0

if he did he is the dumbest dumb dumb ever.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

all due to his stupid tweet about Paterno

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally

I blame Sheen

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Tweet from Gaslamp Ball
Could @truebluela get any more butt hurt that Clayton Kershaw won the @SBNation NL Cy Young Award?

With a link to yesterday’s post. I wonder if they had Ashton’s team send that tweet

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:45 PM PST reply actions  

If the voter wants to swing by the comments and defend their position, that would be great. If not, they can STFU

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

butt hurt? is that homophobic? I’m not up on my homophobic rhetoric. Josie or anyone?

by Xeifrank on Nov 10, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

i figured “butt hurt” was derogatory and referrred to anal sex. I guess it could just be a kick in the butt??

by Xeifrank on Nov 10, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s origin goes back to like drill sergeants and whatnot

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

you have yet to disprove his assumption.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I was waiting for that. The OED isn’t gonna help me with this one, unfortch

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m giggling over here, I’ll have to text Josie to share my mirth

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

rec'd, and just wondering

did you post that in their comment section or send it to them over twitter?

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Comments, I don’t use twitter, the opportunity to be snarkass would overwhelm me and leave me little time to post here.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of snark, I tweeted this last night right after the PSU board of trustees presser
These local Penn State reporters are the worst, and trust me, I have been in Q&A sessions railroaded by T.J. Simers

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I retweeted it. :)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Where is this comment? Can’t find it. Of course your posting history only goes back 19 minutes.

by Xeifrank on Nov 10, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I tried looking for it earlier. Either they deleted it or I looked on the wrong article

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

if they deleted it, then shit just got real

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like they deleted it. I posted it on the current article, they had four comments, mine made it five, now they have four again. How lame.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I posted it again just for shits and giggles.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

this kind of makes me wish i was in little league

jk already wished that

by iheartyourfart on Nov 10, 2011 12:09 PM PST reply actions

Kids are going to develop freakish abilities to recall exact years of Padres jerseys. A brighter future is on its way.

Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Nov 10, 2011 2:45 PM PST reply actions

Not really, most of us were simply astonished at how ignorant a SB Nation blogger could be. Then we found out Gaslamp outsourced the voting privileges to someone not even on the masthead. In the scheme of things, it is no big deal, but why bother participating at all if you are not going to put any effort into it? It makes bloggers appears as ignorant as the real voters who get put over the coals every year about this time.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:45 PM PST reply actions

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

iheartyourfart

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Nuff said

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

iheartcolehamelsfarts was already taken.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Deleted again. Oh, those guys.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

because I love a good fight on the internet, I tweeted about it.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

3rd times a charm?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

what thread on their site is this?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d think when no one posts on your blog you’d be happy to get an extra comment

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't get it, why would they delete it? The word "ignorant"? maybe they thought you were trolling

and didn’t get (or read) the rest? Or maybe the secret ballot voter is one of their secret moderators.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Have to say I don’t understand either. Could be they did not want their readers to know what they did since they did not publish the results?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Heh even a Giants blogger was wondering what is up with them

(on Twitter)

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@gaslampball Whoa, you had him fifth? If you don’t mind my asking, what was your reasoning?

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by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

which of course they did not answer.

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by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

since they voted kemp last too

its obvious what their goals are here

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They didn’t vote Kemp last.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

harumph

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit, now I’m really worried that I was faded while filling out the ballot.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I get it now

they didn’t vote him last, but hey did vote him lower then anyone else. maybe.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

what if they voted Ruiz higher?!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Victorino

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

or both!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Frisky Dingo? that show was weird

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss that show so much. the Xtacles was great too

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

you know it’s bad when the Giants fan has more sense

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it is the outsourcing the vote part.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

No I thnk the point is THEY are trolling

and deleting his comment is just more trolling on their part. Honestly SBNation should strip them of their voting rights in the future if they are going to pull this stuff.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

At the very least, as I said yesterday, SBNation needs a rule that voting rights can only be delegated to those who have written a certain number of articles on the site – or just to editors whose names appear on the masthead, which would probably be better.

by berkowit28 on Nov 10, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

killing it

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

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by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess it's not worth getting mad about

they and their four comments can continue watching [insert Padres player here]

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

they had a game thread where it was once dude commenting by himself. That was sad. Maybe it was him!

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, Reg and I did that for a whole year

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't that like 3 years ago or more

when SB Nation was pretty new

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Athletics Nation was flying three years ago, TBLA didn’t get really swinging until…

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

…uschris came along

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I was on Gaslamp Ball yesterday looking around, didn’t see anything about the Awards.

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll give you guys one guess as to who gave Matt Kemp the lowest vote in tomorrow’s NL MVP voting.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit I didn’t know these were going to be published

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Gasmalp Ball is going to leave Kemp off of all of their ballots to spite us.

by Xeifrank on Nov 10, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They only submitted one ballot

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Eric will show them! Next year, he can leave… um… Chase Headley off of his… um… top four 3Bs in the NL West list?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

28 NL voters

I didn’t really think of taking a look at everyone who voted, but here is the breakdown of the 28 NL ballot submissions:

2 each
True Blue LA
AZ Snake Pit
Amazin Avenue
Bleed Cubbie Blue
Brew Crew Ball
Federal Baseball
Purple Row
Red Reporter
Talking Chop
Crawfish Boxes
The Good Phight

1 each
Baseball Nation
Beyond the Box Score
Fake Teams
Minor League Ball
Roto Hardball
Gaslamp Ball

That means these fuckers didn’t even submit ballots:
McCovey Chronicles
Bucs Dugout
Viva El Birdos
Fish Stripes

That kind of sucks.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Viva El Birdos being Cardinals’ site? (Since I assume you wouldn’t mention it on an NL poll if it were the Orioles.) Weird, when they have contenders. Or was it a foregone conclusion a Cardinal wouldn’t get it, and that’s why?

by berkowit28 on Nov 10, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, they are a Cardinals site. I have no idea why they didn’t vote.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

too drunk

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly what was thinking of. Nice!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Faded

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

AL was worse

24 total votes
7 teams with 2 each
5 teams with 1 each
2 teams with 0 votes (Lookout Landing – maybe the ballot didn’t have a subject header – and Twinkie Town)

If we go hockey-style voting/winning percentage:
NL: 11-4-1 (71.9%)
AL: 7-2-5 (67.9%)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

subject header.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

How does Grant Brisbee not vote? He’s a frickin’ writer on the main baseball page for god’s sake.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, hell, I can see saying, “well I can’t really pick out an entire top 10” but surely you have a solid, legit opinion on the top few.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I never saw the email. Google Groups snafu.

It’s the first year I didn’t vote. I enjoy it every year.

by Grant Brisbee on Nov 11, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Grant, thanks for the response.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 11, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Latest NBA from Woj

which is really not much news for now:

Stern hasn’t brought completed deal – nor framework – to owners for approval yet, source says. After strong Wednesday, momentum does remain.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:49 PM PST reply actions  

Signed September 2010

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, just curious why you say that often. I assume someone posted a link as if it was new, and it was dated a year ago? If so, that is pretty funny.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Just that all this new news is the same now as it was a year ago.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, yeah, but I thought ive seen you say that before on something else. But maybe not, nevermind.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

How come I keep getting calls from the Clippers asking if I wanna buy a package, some girl named China too… tickets to what? aint no games goin on, and please, I wouldnt take em even for free.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldnt take em even for free.

I don’t agree with you

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I hardly go down to Staples as is, one way streets is too hard to deal with faded. I sure as hell aint goin down there for the Clippers… ok, if they were playing Lakers then I would… yeah you got me.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

metro – easy peasy

plus they are now running ever 10 minutes until midnight, surely you can drag you ass to the NH station.

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

or even the Orange Line

omg!

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Im not really into public transit man, it smells like pee, and too many old crazy people talking to themselves, or cussing me out for looking at them. So never again.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on, you take the train on a Laker Night you will be surrounded by Laker fans all masturbating to the glory of your Kobe

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing like a circle joke to make things cozy amongst friends!

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like a tokyo train at rush hour

/frottage

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont masturbate to Kobe ok… got it?? Shit he is so great I prematurely ejaculate, I dont even need to masturbate. greatness does that.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I remind G — I’m not going there, I’m sorry.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

/shadowbox

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

having thought this my whole life, Maddz recently showed me the subway system in L and it was quite enjoyable.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

the only problem with the LA subway is those felt seats that haven’t been steam cleaned in years.

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

grabbing pole is no healthier, but it’s still a fine way to get around town

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If you are grabbing poles we aren’t getting on a train together

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

While you’re there, pick me up some new Callahan brake pads.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re out. Michelle fucked up the invoices.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t wear my kilt on the subway

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I have only been on a couple of the lines in the LA subway system, but I have to say those few I’ve been on were the cleanest subway cars I’ve seen anywhere in the world.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS

so many times this

(it’s because no one takes it)

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

As a percentage of the populations, its very low, but just gross ridership? I’m guessing it’s got some wear and tear.

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The cars may be clean, but it’s the gross ridership that keeps folks off.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I have used them going to downtown more than once

I live about a mile from a stop, so it is a 100% walking evening for me. Makes drunk driving impossible for the evening

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

that's why I like it

and it makes a nice way to get to claremont if/when I don’t feel like driving

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

No question the best part of public transportation.

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

take the train, get faded all you want but safer for you and everyone else.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Things I wouldn’t want to do stoned: small enclosed spaces with lots of people

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So faded is stoned? I missed this one, how long has that nomenclature been around?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to go with a while.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve heard people use it referring to being drunk too. Basically just messed up. But using faded to mean stoned has been around since I was in school.

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

faded in norcal = drunk
faded in socal = high

weird.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never heard faded to mean drunk, so that’s interesting. FWIW, crunk is both.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I just thought it meant retarded

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Classic Nola

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate rape

or 99 percent of it at least

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You calling my mom retarded?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i have to agree

faded= high
/socalknowledge

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

For instance

I’m fairly certain Montell Jordan was simply drinking, because that’s how he did it.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I always took that to mean he was smoking green…treeeeees

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He reached for his 40, not his joint

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have failed Montell

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re such a lowercase g

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Someday I’ll be a big G

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

nope he was faded and drinking

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

if your drunk, you’re either drunk, or buzzed, not faded, unless your drunk, and also smoked weed. If these people you refer to were just drunk, or buzzed, then they dont know how to speak fucked up.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed it was more general, like could mean drunk too

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Faded usually means stoned, but it can also mean stoned and drunk, stoned, drunk, and coked out, or other fun things. But yes stoned is the common denominator in this equation

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks sweetcheeks

I’ll be sure to tell my parents I’m a moron based on my word choice, they’re going to have to call my high school and rescind my diploma. damn those IQ requirements!

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Given how we know how Bobby feels about neardowells, I’m sure he’s talking about his buddies who are morons while he sticks to getting drunk on his AMF’s.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

/not touching this again

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Phil knows me so well.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not making assumptions about everyone who uses that, more so some idiots I actually know who have used the word. For instance, a girl I used to work with who came to work high and watched sailor moon all day until she was fired. Also an old friend who told me he started smoking to try and look cool. Also, burnouts from my high school.

Most definitely model citizens ;)

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

using a word and smoking

are different. Just…you know…for like… semantical purposes. Or whatever.

I envy your black/white world view.

Additionally, thinking about binary oppositions makes me think of Derrida, and I don’t know how I feel about that.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Like I was saying

I don’t think all people who use the word are morons, just rather nearly all the people who have used the term around me happen to be.

Just like people can refer to drunk drivers, but that doesn’t mean the members of MADD are driving drunk ;)

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

I, like Demetri Martin, prefer honeybuns

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Demitri Martin makes me think of Woodsock, which reminds me he kissed a dude.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I never saw that movie

was it any good?

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it

You would not

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm guessing due to the rampant drug use

that is sure to be in it?

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured because it was good

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Good is being generous, but it was fun to watch the humble beginning on a farm turn into what it did.

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I never saw the movie, I just couldn’t resist making fun of Bobby’s taste.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

urbandictionary!

“word used on the west coast for being high/stoned/blazed.”

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

the upper west coast, sure.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

lower west coast

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how this is regionalized

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t everything?

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

when my parents say

pooooooppppp referring to a carbonated beverage i want to stab them in the eye
/rant ended

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Soda poop would not be tasty. But I think they sell it in Japan.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

they pronounce it like

paaaawwpppp. ugh. grates on me.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

How do they say “orange?”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

im not sure, put however it is it's wrong.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My East Coast family say Aw-renge instead of Oh-renge. It never fails to amuse me.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i think it comes down to the

colorawdo nevawda thing for me. they say coloraado and nevaada…like with the short a. ugh.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone says Nevada with a short A.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

wrongo bongo

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

not me... guess i was raised on my own planet

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Just talked to a guy

in Nevada, Mo., where it’s pronounced Nevaeda.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 10, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Their tourism board was even advertising Nevăda
(with the breve).


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

How do they say oregon?

I hate when people say “ORE-OH-GON”

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think of it as

Organ

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

My sister's BF is from NJ

he pronounces water as wart-or

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

…but Dad does not say wart-or. Or “warsh” the clothes.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My originally from Jersey dad says “aw-renge”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The way you keep writing it

makes me think that your father might be dr cox and it makes me laugh thinking about that, lol.

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

It regionalized because nobody east of the west can even get faded… Shit they dont got the green like we do baby, best believe that. That why them east coastes go goo goo ga ga over our shit when they come out here…. we da bestest

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

more please

I want to be entertained

MORE I SAY

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

he's right.

When I was in college, people who smoked made it into a lifestyle choice (tie dye shirts, Grateful Dead posters, sublime posters that glowed in blacklight, etc.) whereas in California, it seems to be a lot more ubiquitous. Of course, it’s half legal here, so there’s that.

Also: ubique is everywhere in Latin. You’re welcome.

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by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

My parents are big time Dead Heads, they love that Greatful Dead bullshit. Maybe now you guys can understand why I am the way that I am. Or maybe not.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Every silver lining has a touch of grey.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

But does uchris feed his dog?

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 10, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re like a real-life Spicoli.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

at what point are you east of west?

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Houston, Texas :P

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by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the epicenter of suck?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

rockies yo

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Dont you guys listen to Notorious BIG? Going back to Cali ….Chapter 3, verse 3… Going back to Cali, strickly for the weather, women, and the weed, sticky green… .. The weed outside of Cali is like Eugeno Velez, our weed is like, well, Matt Kemp.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Maui no longer wowie?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

In my day

faded is covering a bet

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and you can hardly turn around without running into a goddamn sushi burrito truck

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

but…but…Blake Griffin!

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless

Uschris can either drink beer in the parking lot or see Kobe Bryant, he ain’t leaving the Valley

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and even then Im not sure if I’ll leave the valley, I love it here, but that would definatly help.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Valley born and bred

and I ain’t going back

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were still here… where you at now?

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll give you 3 guesses

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

dam I should know this. Calabasas? wait is that part of the valley?

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

You just get better and better.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yeah son, thats what the greats do, we just get better and better… But dont be copying my shit, because im copy written, so, uh, dont copy me!

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t if I tried.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just thinking of places I’d consider leaving the valley for. Malibu, Aguroa, Calabasas, that area basically is one area I’d leave the valley for.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Pasadena? Westwood? Now im just thinking of Bruin places.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s in a name?

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah, Hollywood ha ha. Im just playin man I know that. I thought it was just a name, like my boy Jesse James Hollywood. Dam maybe I do need to cut down my narcotic intake, just a little. Man, Hollywood aint even all that, you sold out the Valley for Hollywood?

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If your going to say you left the valley and you’re never coming back, better be by the beach or something. But just my opinion.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I would gladly cut off the head of Jesse James Hollywood and piss it in for eternity.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s also from the valley and never going back.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, so you are aware of him? Yeah man that was stupid what he did, I didnt know him that well, but from what I knew of him he wasnt really a bad guy. He gave me anything I wanted, never asked for a thing.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, Hollywood is his real last name.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I never even knew what he was wrapped up in. Always wondered how he had his own house, and these nice cars and stuff. I met him torwards then end, next thing I know he is on Americas Most Wanted.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

There

Are three places HJ would be at the most, okay four if you count the Sunday ball field he plays at. One would be an airplane seat, second a hotel room and three is staring you in the face.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve only seen him in Culver City, though.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Was he staring you in the face, there?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He did make good eye contact.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Man

I’m trying so hard to make better eye contact these days, but I just feel terribly awkward.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

if the person i’m talking to is wearing sunglasses, i inadvertently end up staring them in the mouth when they talk.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s really not true though. That tweet itself doesn’t get into it, but there has been a ton of movement in the past month. A year ago, the players were at 57%; they’re now down to 50% with big moves in the past month.

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

true,. i wonder if they had offered 50% back then if they’d have a deal by now.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, they had to go through all this to get to this

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Martin Prado

What would it cost to aquire him? He would be a much better option than Barmes,Ellis, or Hill.

by dodgers4life on Nov 10, 2011 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

Rockies are talking Seth Smith, so go from there.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheap, power hitting left fielder – Nope, we don’t got one of them

Maybe they want a cheap, right handed hitting right fielder

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck i would like to get Seth Smith. (yes I know we have nothing the Rockies want)

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a non-tender candidate. I’d rather wait and see what happens.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

In a world in which McDonald, Bloomquist and some other bozo just signed contracts, Prado is not going to be non – tendered. JMO

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s going to make 300% what those guys signed for, and had a bad year at a not-young age.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

?
He made 3.1 Million last year. He’s a starting 2nd baseman on just about every team in baseball. Can’t really agree with you.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Delias Man

I love how you troll dodgers over twitter. It’s my favorite.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

I might buy a Hawksworth jersey if he doesn’t get traded. Dude responded right away to my tweet. Joey Joe is gonna hate me (more).

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Except for Javy. He’s a Javy honk since Guerra started following him on Twitter

by Michael White on Nov 10, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t realize Javy started following him. Awesome.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I am disappoint

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I looked at who Guerra was following on twitter

first one the list:
@xxxBiBiJones Scottsdale, AZ
20 year old pornslut for Digital Playground. Having fun fucking & sucking! ;)

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Scottsdale, AZ? Sounds about right.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

Looks like he’s hooked up for this spring

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t she the one that agents bring around with them?

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea that’s what I was thinking…

by BFDC on Nov 10, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Demi Moore

First appeared on General Hospital 30 years ago right after Luke and Laura’s wedding. Demi Moore also turns 49 tomorrow.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

We finally get to solve the age-old math problem: how many times does 33 go into 49?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

the only sad part ut this joke is you having to Wikipedia Ashton Kutcher’s age.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

From Demi's
in 1980, at the age of 18, she married singer Freddy Moore, who is 12 years her senior, adopting his surname

12 older + 16 younger = an impressive 28 year swing of dude’s she not only slept with, but married

If I married a woman 28 years younger than my wife….wow, a 16 year old, um creepy

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

My paternal grandparents were 30 years apart in age, granddad being older. I may have tremendous old goat genes.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Demi Moore's

First marriage began before Ashton turned 3

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Have to say I watched the Luke and Laura gig while in college. For some reason it was on the TV during my breaks and it caught my attention.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Same reason why I have about every episode of 90210 memorized

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 10, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched All My Children while in college. A lot of storylines with the young and fetching Kim Delaney.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I along with

29,999,999 folks watched that wedding. Demi Moore showed up right afterwards. ( the wedding episodes were aired in mid-November 1981)

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Amazing they got a round number.
/Hedberg

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Gurnick

link

The club is not believed to be interested in re-signing Jon Garland or Vicente Padilla, who suffered season-ending injuries this year.

by silverwidow on Nov 10, 2011 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

Jon Garland was a cool dude.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The things Padilla hears when he doesn’t have his gun

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Garland shouldn’t have that much interest on the market. I wouldn’t mind him back as a NRI

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Would just be another $500k wasted. He gone.

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That Rosenthal article is full of fail

hopefully it will be RosenthalFail and not DodgersFail.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

that's just rosenfail to you, sir.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

HWTNG? (until I just rec’d it)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosenfail and Gilden--- aw, dammit, Joe beat me to it. ;)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Just an outstanding movie/play

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It's what

made me want to become a playwright. Then I realized there are no new plays except in New York. And they have rats in New York

by Josie Becker on Nov 10, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

is rats the prequel to CATS?

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to have one without tother

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother is a playwright. But he has a job too.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Shakespeare broke my spirit and made me not want to be a writer

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

There isn’t much in the way of new plays in New York, outside of Off-off-off. It’s just lousy loud musicals.

London is something else. That’s where plays come from. Including Stoppard’s.

by berkowit28 on Nov 10, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I would do an Ethier for Prado swap.

by Tripon on Nov 10, 2011 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

That’s Andre Ethier, Gold Glover to me.

by Tripon on Nov 10, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

isn’t our system full of OF? and they want to cut payroll

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ethier has got to have more value than that

gold glover, silver slugger, and a 30 game hitting streak. Some GM would overpay for him, even after a down year (in which he still had a 30 game hitting streak)

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting 2nd baseman making 1/2 of what he makes, if they throw in Kris Medlen I’d do it :)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN

Cloudy out – like really dark and cloudy

More rain?

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

all weekend

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

weather apps and such say rain tonight and tomorrow, sunny saturday and sunday. We play!

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

now its only going to rain saturday for me

darn thing needs to make up its mind

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Storm is fizzling out. So says my friend at NOAA in the Nard. Light rain on Saturday. Maybe a little more for you blokes down in LA/OC than up in the VTC yeah you know me.

by Xeifrank on Nov 10, 2011 4:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It was in the 20s last night.. I want some goddamn snow

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

According to my weather app, friday will be cloudy, while rain on Sat, and Sun.

by Tripon on Nov 10, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, not a fan of rain at all.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Love rain, harder the better,not that misty shit.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

that is what Monday through Wednesday are for

Weekends are for being outside and baseball or surfing or grilling or anything…

I go a little crazy when it rains on the weekends

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I agree with that Joe.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

you keep doing that Chris and life will get better and better my man

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Only supposed to rain during the night tonight.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

fields drain for shit – gonna need some help

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

what? tonight?

doh

um, I am going to peddle my ass home now while it is still dry

enjoy the football tonight folks, it isn’t baseball, but then again it isn’t soccer

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

while your sleeping

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

that should be my signature

it isn’t baseball, but then again it isn’t soccer

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

HJ

Time for a nice Italian Red wine

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah!

I love how the sun hasn’t been out at all today. Keep it this way till next week!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you seen how white I am? No sun means a lot less sun burns :)

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 10, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont mind when it rains hard if im home. Sir, Mr Gurnee, Why does it say your a Tampa Bay Rays fan but not Los Angeles Dodgers?

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well I sure as hell dont, because im a 1 team man, I dont cheat on my teams. But it doesnt have the Dodgers at all, even though he has bobbleheads in his picture. Just curious is all.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I only root for the Dodgers as well but I sure as hell like any team that can stick it to the Red Sox and Yanks

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck East Coast Baseball and fuck the Yankees

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Just assumed that since I write for a Dodger blog people would figure that angle out. I should probably check my profile, my tastes might have changed.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

True, thats what I figured, but just curious.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I have the Rams on that list, it really must be old.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully not until I'm back in the Valley.

that drive would suck

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that anything like Jo Bennett, owner of Sabre?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 10, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I read this as

‘former owner of the Butthole Surfers’

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 10, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

he lives in electriclarryland

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He is a paisano, which it a plus

but not rich enough unless he head a group

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 10, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I also want to announce a bid for the Dodgers.

by Tripon on Nov 10, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was wondering why all the blogs dont unite and run a fund raiser and buy the Dodgers. I got 5 on it!!

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of sending a tweet to Dylan Hernandez that TBLA was going to prepare a bid for the Dodgers to see if he’d post it since everyone else is ready to buy them.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you a billionaire too then?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

Hey many of these guys aren’t billionaires, they are simply names like Garvey, Orel, O’Malley

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, it was just funny timing. A guy who is legitimately a billionaire all on his own

declares public interest in Dodgers and it is used as an opportunity to mock the clown car feeling of all the bidders. But he’s the only official one, and is a billionaire.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

a billionaire, and owns a mansion and a yacht.

/elmer j. fudd

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 10, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured Orel has a shitload of secret cash, thanks to his poker prowess, and the only reason he took the Sunday night gig because it gives him time and allows him to travel to various cash games across the country (and sometimes in international waters) and clean out trust fund kids of their loot.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

They are very well liked in Buffalo. Unless something crazy happened recently.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 10, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Trades Sabres for sabermetrics?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

@DodgersGM DodgersGM
I can either sign Prince Fielder or five more Juan Riveras. Decisions, decisions. #Dodgers

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Damnit LA Galaxy, you send out a shitload of press releases.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

Luckily you have a woman who can handle multiple things at one time.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Although it features an inexplicably committed performance from Al Pacino, Jack and Jill is impossible to recommend on any level whatsoever.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 10, 2011 4:45 PM PST reply actions  

Great, my daughter really wants to see it. Im stuck seeing it next weekend. I rather see that animated Christmas movie.

by uschris0304 on Nov 10, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Cartman invented that movie on the AWESOME-O episode of South Park

by eitherethier on Nov 10, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ifthat movie makes any money

it’s an insult to money. and movies

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 10, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

it will

and can movies be more insulted already?

Kangaroo Jack

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Simple Jack was better

by G.Scott on Nov 10, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

he should have got Oscar

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill James

on Clubhouse Confidential

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 4:48 PM PST reply actions  

Love

His Abstracts, since then not so much

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed Whatever Happened To The Hall of Fame?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

True

But some of that was includedin his Hisorical Abstract.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

From Marlins beat writer Joe Capozzi
Marlins pitcher Anibal Sanchez today canceled his December flight home to Venezuela because fear after Wilson Ramos kidnapping

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Gotta be a tough call, especially if you already have family there and of course it is your home.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t these guys have work visa’s? Wouldn’t it be just as simple to kidnap his mom or wife? They don’t need him. It would blow to have to have bodyguards, and you’d probably need foreign bodyguards for trustworthyness. Where is the A team?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s incredibly hard to get a plan together.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

and now the family becomes the target

ugh

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 11, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish Mark Zuck would put in a bid

he might hire smart people to run this shit right. But I hear he’s a Mets fan

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

no comment on the kosher hot dog situation.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 10, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

watching MLBN, with them talking about Joey Votto

in 2013, he’s owed $17MM, and Rosenthal(for what it’s worth) believes the Reds won’t want to pay it.

If the Reds are out of it by the July deadline this season, anyone think they shop him?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 5:21 PM PST reply actions  

maybe

but then you have to extend him, and will he want to stay with them?

It’s a Prince Fielder situation building

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Trick play for a long return for the Chargers

by bhsportsguy on Nov 10, 2011 5:33 PM PST reply actions  

so i was a bit bored and looked at trayvon's mlb stats

61K’s in 143AB

if that K rate can maintained throughout a full season, mark reynolds is done

by wukunlin on Nov 10, 2011 5:35 PM PST reply actions  

Not really loyal to any particular car maker, but the Chevy commercial where the sons surprise their dad with his old car is pretty good

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 5:43 PM PST reply actions  

agreed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

trick plays are exactly that, a trick play.

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 10, 2011 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

Just want to say fuck the NFL rule book

by Eric Stephen on Nov 10, 2011 5:52 PM PST reply actions  

agreed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 10, 2011 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Needs lube.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 10, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

NPUT
http://www.truebluela.com/2011/11/10/2553275/120000000-payroll-thread

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 10, 2011 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

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