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Feats Of Clayton: Kershaw Wins National League Cy Young Award

Clayton Kershaw won the 10th Cy Young Award in Dodgers history, the most by any franchise in Major League Baseball.

Clayton Kershaw had a fine season for the Los Angeles Dodgers, one of the best pitching seasons in the last two decades for the franchise. On Thursday the Baseball Writers Association of America named Kershaw the 2011 National League Cy Young Award Winner, capturing a stunning 27 of 32 first-place votes, easily outpacing Roy Halladay of the Philadelphia Phillies, who won the award in 2010 (and 2003, too).

Rank Name 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th Total Points
1 Clayton Kershaw 27 3 2 207
2 Roy Halladay 4 21 7 133
3 Cliff Lee 5 17 9 1 90
4 Ian Kennedy 1 3 6 18 3 76
5 Cole Hamels 2 13 17
6 Tim Lincecum 1 5 7
7 Yovani Gallardo 1 3 5
8 Matt Cain 1 1 3
9 John Axford 2 2
9 Craig Kimbrel 2 2
11 Madison Bumgarner 1 1
11 Ryan Vogelsong 1 1
Seven points were awarded per first-place vote, four points per second-place vote, three points per third-place vote, two points per fourth-place vote, and one point per fifth-place vote.

Kershaw is the eighth Dodger to win the Cy Young Award, and the first since Eric Gagne in 2003.

Kershaw led the major leagues with a 2.28 ERA, led the National League with 248 strikeouts, and tied with Ian Kennedy of the Arizona Diamondbacks for the NL lead with 21 wins. Kershaw became the third Dodgers pitcher ever to win the pitching triple crown, joining Sandy Koufax (who did it three times: 1963, 1965, and 1966) and Dazzy Vance (1924).

Dodgers Cy Young Award Winners
Pitcher Year
Don Newcombe 1956*
Don Drysdale 1962*
Sandy Koufax 1963*
Sandy Koufax 1965*
Sandy Koufax 1966*
Mike Marshall 1974
Fernando Valenzuela 1981
Orel Hershiser 1988
Eric Gagne 2003
Clayton Kershaw 2011
 *only one MLB Cy Young Award

The 23-year old Kershaw became the first Dodger to win 20 games since Ramon Martinez in 1990, and with 21 wins had the most victories by a Dodger since Orel Hershiser in 1988, the last Dodgers starting pitcher to capture the Cy Young Award.

Kershaw was the youngest pitcher in baseball to win more than 20 games in a season since 20-year old Dwight Gooden went 24-4 for the 1985 New York Mets, and was the youngest Dodger to win 20 games in as season since 21-year old Ralph Branca went 21-12 in Brooklyn in 1947.

Kershaw also led the NL in WHIP (0.977) batting average allowed (.207), on-base percentage allowed (.256), slugging percentage allowed (.298), and subsequently opponents' OPS (.554). He was in the top four in FIP (2.47, 2nd), xFIP (2.84, 4th), ERA+ (163, 2nd), rWAR (7.0, 2nd), fWAR (6.8, 2nd), and strikeout-to-walk ratio (4.59, 3rd).

Even when runners did reach base against Kershaw, he found a way to get them out, as his 10 pickoffs were second in baseball to James Shields of the Tampa Bay Rays.

Like teammate Matt Kemp, Kershaw has had a busy offseason. Kershaw's peers voted him Outstanding Pitcher in the National League, he was named a Sporting News NL All-Star, he won his first Gold Glove Award, and he even won the Warren Spahn Award, given annually to the top left-handed pitcher in MLB.

There were many memorable performances for Kershaw in 2011. He was 5-0 with a 1.07 ERA against the rival San Francisco Giants, including four wins in four epic battles against two-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum. There were the back-to-back 11-strikeout complete games in June, two of his career-high five complete games. Nobody in baseball had more starts allowing zero earned runs than the 12 such starts by Kershaw.

Kershaw and his wife Ellen pledged to donate $100 for every strikeout this season to raise money to build an orphanage in Zambia, and the way Kershaw pitched all season it looked like Kershaw's Challenge might just find a home for every single child in the African country.

At 23 years old, 12 days, Kershaw was the fifth-youngest opening day starter in Dodgers history.

Star-divide

 

Kershaw was 8-4 with a 3.23 ERA on the morning of July 3 when the All-Star rosters were announced, and included Kershaw for the first time. After that, Kershaw allowed 15 earned runs in his final 15 starts, finishing with a 13-1 record, a 1.22 ERA, and a strikeout-to-walk ratio of better than five-to-one over the final three months of the season. He won his final eight decisions.

Back in February, I was excited about the possibilities for Kershaw in 2011:

This is Kershaw's time.

Clayton Kershaw is easily the ace of the Dodgers. He is the one player on the team without a ceiling. No matter what you think of the Dodger offense, with Kershaw on the mound you should feel comfortable that with Kershaw on the mound the Dodgers should win. If he continues to pitch like he did during the last five months of 2010, the Dodgers are in great shape. If, at 23 years old, Kershaw improves on his performance, we are in for a real treat.

It was the third straight season of improvement from Kershaw, and his third consecutive year with both a sub-3.00 ERA and a 130 or better ERA+, putting him in some select company in Dodgers franchise history:

Dodger Pitchers w/130 ERA+ Three Straight Years
Pitcher Years ERA+
Jeff Pfeffer 1914-1916 139
Sandy Koufax 1962-1966 167
Orel Hershiser 1987-1989 141
Clayton Kershaw 2009-2011 146

After picking up his 20th win of the season, on September 20, I reflected on his performance:

I never saw [Sandy] Koufax myself, but my reference point for great Dodger pitching is Orel Hershiser at the end of 1988. Every time Hershiser took the mound, I knew the Dodgers would win. That's how much confidence he inspired. That's the way it is for Kershaw now. I have never felt more confident in the Dodgers than I do with Kershaw on the mound.

It was a fantastic season for Clayton Kershaw, and on Thursday he was recognized for it.

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This is great

Literally 15 seconds after the announcement :)

by Bard in Black on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Wow, landslide. 27 first place votes to 4 for Halladay and one for Kennedy.

http://bbwaa.com/

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

The Bill Conlin Paradox

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, didn’t see THAT big of a gap. Kershaw!

by yolos on Nov 17, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw was in the top two on 30 of 32 ballots.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yaaaaaaaay! What did we win!?

"Next year, we're definitely going to make the playoffs."
-MVP

by funkyjam on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Two relievers (Kimbrel and Axford) received 2 5th place votes.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

He becomes the first Minotaur ever win the Cy Young.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 17, 2011 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

Lincecum, Cain, Bumgardner and Vogelsong all received at least one third place vote.

Zito was shut out again.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

Boom goes the mother fuckin dynamite bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by keithc13 on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

Congrats Clayton!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

Whoooooo

27 is less than I expected.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

Congratulations Clayton

as you’re a long time TBLA reader, I’m sure you’ll feel warm reading the congratulations from all our readers : )

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

I never would have thought a close to .500 season could be this much fun! Clayton and Kemp made my year. Best part of this was Kershaw won in a landslide!

by Barbaroi on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Brilliant

Couldn’t happen to a better kid. CONGRATS

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Kershaw received no fifth place votes.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

“He is who we thought he is.”

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 17, 2011 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Dodger Wise

No one in my recollection has ever lived up to the hype from the moment he was drafted until his first Cy Young as Clayton Kershaw has done.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

and its not even close

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Totally agree. It’s awesome.

by court168627 on Nov 17, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

and he seems like such a good guy to boot

love him

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Gonna suck seeing him anchor the Yankees rotation in a couple years.

/dontreallybelievethisanymore

by EMDarrow on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

This is right. It is unbelievable how he has lived up to the hype. This never happens.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I think some others have lived up to some hype.
Valenzuela, Piazza, Nomo….. But Clayton is King right now!

by Freddy V on Nov 17, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He is also the only person the Dodgers drafted to win a Cy Young.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Orel and Gagne?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Gagne was an undrafted FA, but Orel was drafted

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to look it up. Gagne drafted by CHW in 30th round, signed as an amateur free agent by Dodgers the next year

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Forgot Orel, silly me. And I knew Gagne was undrafted by the Dodgers.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

edited bar bet

outside of Clayton Kershaw, name the only other Cy winner the Dodgers drafted….

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Sutcliffe?

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice pull, HJ will have to change the wording.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice. I was working on coming up with an answer like this

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Seaver technically works too.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say Chris Reed, but he has to play in a world that has Clayton Kershaw.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

“drafted”

nice way to win a bar bet….

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Or lose one

Drafted by the Los Angeles Dodgers in the 17th round of the 1979 amateur draft.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

his last couple starts I saw he seemed to be completely in control of his entire repretoir. just throwing free and easy and the ball went wherever he wanted it to.. a joy to watch

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

Kershaw

about to be on ESPN.

"It's a five letter word, S-T-R-I-K-E."

by Alex41592 on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

did i miss it

took awhile for the streaming to load on my work pc

by MammothDodger on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Our baby boy is all growns up

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

This makes the “cougar” game all the better

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

So awesome

to follow a player like this. From good prospect to great prospect to good major leaguer to great major leaguer. All along Dodger fans knew he had a Cy Young in him and he proved the haters wrong.

by court168627 on Nov 17, 2011 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

And once he gets paid this year, he can afford a suit jacket that fits him.

by court168627 on Nov 17, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, what 400 pound man is missing his coat?

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

He looks like I do, when I try to dress up.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe that photo is evidence that the dodgers already signed prince fielder but just haven’t announced it.

by court168627 on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I was gonna say, to my eye that seemed ill fitting, but I’m not left handed.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Crap, I meant to rec that, not flag it. Rec!

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

such a goofy pic

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

and why can’t Nancy get her ass off the phone and give Clayton the adoring smile and worship he deserves

I mean, what is so goddamn important that she can’t even look up and smile

Nancy can be a real jealous bitch when the attention is not about her

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

"Napoleon Dynamite in Office Space"

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

QUICK, GET HIM A NEW CONTRACT

So he can upgrade from Veuve Clicquot

by mochemin on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

“I don’t know. From the look of it, he’s here to sell me a Brooks Brothers’ franchise”

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

My friend showed me this picture

He looks like a 15 year old wearing a suit that is huge for him, lol.

Congrats, Clayton!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 17, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The suit..

kinda reminds me of why it is so easy to like Clayton. He just seems like a down to earth kind of guy. Not out to get into the Hollywood limelight. A hard worker who just wants to play a game he loves. He doesn’t need the red carpet suit, he has the red carpet arm to make up for it.

by Dukeston1 on Nov 17, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t defend the suit, it will only encourage further wearing of the suit.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm really hoping he wore it as a joke

no way anyone on the planet thinks that suit fits him

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw’s other choices of hair and clothing suggest otherwise.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

If he wore a suit that fit more closely he might look too much like everybody else.
He walks to the beat of his own drummer. He’s an artist, and he doesn’t need to take shit from anyone, although that’s not at all his outward attitude. Maybe he feels comfortable in that suit.
He doesn’t need to impress anyone at this point. It’s not like he needs to apply for a job or anything. He’s already married, so check that off too. He’s home free. At 23… :)

by Freddy V on Nov 17, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

So, you’re saying he’s kind of a dweeb. An adorable dweeb.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Unlike

that fucker Matt Kemp and his fancy designer clothes and dating pop stars.

I like ’em both.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp is a well dressed man

Knows what is current, yet a nod to the traditional

nicely done

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Shocking what money can do for a man. Should have seen him in 2006

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

he was wearing fucking jersey’s

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I can dress a man sharply as cheaply as he can dress himself poorly

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Mr. Kershaw to the white paging phone…

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

and your not even left handed

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

things the meercat gets away with

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

in the second 10 minutes, you can teach him how to do it without hurting himself

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It is good to have skills

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He sports Louboutins!!!

by ishXdavid on Nov 17, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I predicted landslide

Kershaw is great.

"Next year, we're definitely going to make the playoffs."
-MVP

by funkyjam on Nov 17, 2011 11:09 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I predicted I would get little to know work done until this was announced

I was right too!

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!!!

"Next year, we're definitely going to make the playoffs."
-MVP

by funkyjam on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Youngest Cy Young award winner since Doc Gooden

I’m very happy for Kershaw, the Dodgers and all of us fans!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Now...

how much more is this going to cost us in the long term?

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

none

great is great

this award doesn’t make him great, being great gets him the award

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't care but the Dodgers wallet does!

"If your Mr. October, I'm Mr. Spring, Summer and Winter!" - Tommy Lasorda to Reggie Jackson

by Ego Crusher! on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

new owner coming it

it’s all good brah

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Well done, Clayton

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Zachary Levine of the Houston Chronicle was a NL CYA voter:

I was a voter for Cy Young. My ballot: Halladay, Kershaw, Lee, Kennedy, Hamels. No qualms with winner, it was really close.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

Steve Popper, Mets beat writer, says he voted Kershaw first.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Steve Popper

Pop Secret, Lasorda’s fourth-favorite snack, says Lasorda would have voted Kershaw first, if he’d had a vote.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Reddenbaucher? I barely knw her!

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Ryan Lawrence, Phillies beat writer for Delaware County Times, had a ballot and said he had Kerhsaw-Halladay-Lee 1-2-3

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Keith Law’s ballot:

Halladay
Lee
Kershaw
Cain
Hamels

Said the top three were very close

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

He seems to be wrong an awful lot.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure

he was wrong.

You can defend that ballot

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m more or less okay with Lee over Kershaw, even though I disagree. Cain 4th is a major stretch though.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Good man.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I like him, I don’t always agree, but I enjoy him and respect his POV most of the time

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s a fuckin douche

by keithc13 on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I shall refrain from comment.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

John Shea, SF Chronicle:

I had a vote in NL Cy Young Award. My ballot: Kershaw, Halladay, Lee, Kennedy, Lincecum.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Now

I can’t decide if I’ll be more or less excited when he wins it again next season.

by court168627 on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

I will roll around in my joy like a pig in shit no matter how many times

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice MLB.com highlight reel of the 2011 NL Cy Young Award winner.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

Woo!

Congrats to Kershaw! No one else should have even been in the conversation. Glad the voters agreed!

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by ZeroIndulgence on Nov 17, 2011 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

Ian Kennedy, ladies and gentlemen. Ian Kennedy.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

Woo hoo, Kongratulations!

 I’m stoked, not surprised, though a bit surprised at how much of a runaway it was. Halladay and Lee earned a spot in the conversation. But I’m thrilled Kershaw was much-deserved winner.
 
How did Ian Kennedy get a first place vote? Was Daron Sutton a voter?

Also, Vogelsong and Bumgarner, deserving of votes or no?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Bum yes, Vogel no, JMO

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

agree on both...

And Kennedy of course deserved plenty of votes, but not 1st place.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Grenike deserved a couple votes

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, on to Kemp winning MVP.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Again I must say that

while the Cy Young Award winner has never had to be even on a winning team, the MVP is stubbornly tied to this especially when you have a candidate like Ryan Braun.

No pair of teammates that have won the MVP and Cy Young Award have ever come from a team with a record like the 2011 Dodgers. The only pair of teammates that have even not made the post-season was Maury Wills and Don Drysdale from the 1962 Dodgers who of course lost a three game series to the Giants for the NL pennant. Other than that instance, every other pair made the post-season.

Kemp was always facing the harder road and even a player who has won all the accolades that Matt has this off-season, he can still not win the MVP because of the post-season qualification that voters place on that award.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The voting table is above.

And no.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

If you refresh Eric has the voting table up

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Also drafted Piazza and Karros, and signed Mondesi and Pedro.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I was in Vero that day. Clayton was jogging to the clubhouse and telling fans he needed to get in quick. Meeting Sandy was the reason.

by JJ 24 on Nov 17, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

So cool.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Javy Guerra likes it too.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Reminds of the Torre / Koufax LA Live thing where Clayton came on stage.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I am drunk on this news

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

So, how did the last 4 guys

get points if they apparently got no votes?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 11:24 AM PST reply actions  

They got fifths, just not put in the table.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

whoever gave Kennedy his vote had a fifth too

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

“I like Kennedy. He’ll get us out of Vietnam, shtupped Marilyn Monr—- what do you mean, Ian Kennedy? What do you mean, 2011?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

A fifth of gin, amirite?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

sure wasnt talking about Beethoven.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Yay for Clayton!

All of the Dodger fans and part of Africa smiles with you!

by JJ 24 on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

While wearing their Super Bowl champion Chicago Bears swag.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

of course, the cool kids are wearing vintage Buffalo Bills World Champs swag

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

In those countries, they’re not so much “vintage” as “in continuous use.”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude gets married

and then we never hear from him :)

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Roberto voted in the prospect polls.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

and bought a house!

Seriously, let’s find some time in the next couple weeks for drinks or dinner :)

by JJ 24 on Nov 17, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

December 9 in Hollywood!

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

I’ll be sure to wear a special jersey to commemorate the occasion :p

by JJ 24 on Nov 17, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Should have worn..

one of those bamboo dancing skirts to the press conference instead of the ill-ritting suit that we saw above.

by Dukeston1 on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers were 23-10 when Kershaw started, 59-69 when anybody else did.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

Congratulations Clayton!

You were a marvel to behold this season. You deserve it!

by OB12 on Nov 17, 2011 11:27 AM PST reply actions  

We no longer need to feel at all uncomfortable

comparing Kershaw to Koufax. He’s earned it!

I never thought I’d live to see another power lefthander pitching for the Dodgers anywhere near as good as Koufax, but I did!

by latenite on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

and 4 no-hitters

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Clayton is way ahead in this race.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey – Joe Torre is Koufax’ good friend, and hit against him many times. He made the comparison years ago!

by latenite on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m agreeing with you.

Some might to have to come to grips with the fact that Clayton could win three Cy Youngs before Sandy had ever won one.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

“anywhere near” was my point….jeez!

by latenite on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

not yet

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

True/False

The play of Kershaw/Kemp this year makes this the best Dodger year so far this Century

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

Not even close. The team sucked and filed for bankruptcy.

All the playoff years were better.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

damn, I was hoping for jubilation induced optimism, not perspective : )

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

False.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

False.

Manny’s first year.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

we were really fucking good. phillies were better

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Answer: We were good and Juan Pierre picked a great time to have the best month of his career

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

false - The 2009 Dodgers

were the best team in terms of record and run differential in over 30 years.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It was an experiment! Apparently outstanding individual play doesn’t trump outstanding team play with above average individual play

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Setting your clothes on fire to see if they’re flammable is also an experiment.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember when Blankman conducted that very experiment : )

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

false

not even close

Kershaw and Kemp made this year bearable

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The Hardware and impending sale (and lack of HUGE signings to blow up in our faces) make this the best offseason this century.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus the Bison’s new contract.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes! That.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It was my third favorite year
2008
2004
2011

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Better than the NLCS trip in 2009? I mean, I’ll give you ’06, but ’09?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

2009 felt more soul crushing than usual

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Rollins squaring up Broxton was an absolute gut punch

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I was in a bar in Philly at the time

miserable

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, eff that. I would have watched in the hotel room.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

and an awful pitch. Still blame Russ Martin for only wanting to use Broxton’s fastball.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still amazed how easily Carlos Ruiz scored from first base.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate that guy.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

We heard.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Nov 17, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe it was just me but I knew he was coming around to score..

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

yep

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I liked Martin’s pitch calling.. until it was the 9th inning

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

right. Also hated how it seemed every 0-2 count meant a high fastball out of the zone.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

every count was fastball

I was WAITING for him to get crushed because of it, and yep. Live by the heater die by the heater

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

throw your best pitch if you want to – just locate the fucking thing

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Rollins is the OG Heater Hunter

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

It made me so because that slider was made to get out left handed batters

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

The loudest i have ever cursed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, I’d need a weekend to sort out those moments for me.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

for Volume 1

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was not a huge fan of the 2009 season.
Manny Suspension really tainted it for me.
Way it ended

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I loved the 2008 team that went to the playoffs and I think it ended up the best team the Dodgers had this century, but a lot of that year sucked too. Bad baseball being played pre-Manny. Then Manny showed up and was awesome and Lowe and Billingsley outdueled Webb and Haren (twice!) and the Dodgers beat the shit out of the Cubs. 2008 ended up great, but started sort of shitty.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It was certainly the most bizarre year in my 50 years of following the team. Such a rollercoaster ride all season long. Much more bad than good – but the good is turning out to be a season-saver for me. The Dodgers were not boring in 2011.

by latenite on Nov 17, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

True or False is supposed to be a mostly unsupportable statement, not a completely unsupportable one.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Humma’s Criteria

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

True or false a hamburger taste better than poop with delicious condiments

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe, are you still hammered at the moment?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

come on, the chance to sweep Cy Young and MVP? Over a bunch of years with no hardware?

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

delicious

but condiments

the season is the meal

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Last I looked they had to have have bloody fucking great seasons all year long to be collecting the hardware.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s those other 23 guys.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

lemme be more clear

the meal is how the team performs

as happy as this is for me, and I am very happy, I would be more pleased if we had a team of good performances and a run into the post season

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

So if the team performed better it would be a happy meal?

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

super-size that bitch into a World Series win and then we are really fine dining

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

So, 2002 season, better or worse than 2011?

I have an irrational love for the early 2000 seasons, so I vote 2002 was better. 92 wins but ultimately missed out on the playoffs.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Personal taste, Loney going bonkers in Aug/Sept, Gordon showing those of us who had forgot just how much fun pure speed can be, Jansen striking out every single batter who dared to take a bat to the plate, Rubby, even Javy showing balls of steel.

2011 Was a fun year and has left a much better taste in my mouth then 2009.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

hmmm

2002 was a tough year for me – my last company got sold in July of that year, before we brokered the sale I was over my head dealing with our parent company and investors…I was also living in Raleigh so maybe went to two games that whole year

2002, it a good litmus test, but maybe the Dodger team I was least connected to since the turn of the century

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I started my senior year of high school in 2002!

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I was between my freshman and sophomore years of college and was home for the summer. Went to a ton of games.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking at the BB Ref

page for the 2002 Dodgers I have no recollection of a pitcher named Kevin Beirne who apparently started 3 games for the Dodgers that year.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember him. He pitched reasonably well, but wasn’t good.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

True or False

In 20 years, people will be conflicted about whether to vote for Magic Johnson or Matt Kemp as LA’s Biggest Sports Figure

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the hubris that turns Matt Kemp into Vernon Wells.

It’s like that scene in every gambling movie where he’s doing blow off a hookers ass the screams “I can’t lose!”

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

How can I look prophetic if I don’t make outlandish statements?!

/Simersd

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I was at a bachelor party where the dancers forgot to bring the whip cream so we ended up raiding the guys fridge

by the end of the night guys were paying 10 bucks to lick jelly off of a lovely naked girl ass

good times

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

you has the bestest stories unca Joe

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Not at all, but Clayton will give him a run for his money

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

posted without comment

skinnyswag9 Dee Gordon
Congrats Kersh!!! yfrog.us/0vmekz
3 minutes ago

by MammothDodger on Nov 17, 2011 11:32 AM PST reply actions  

How good was Koufax between

1963 to 1966

In the 3 full seasons he had (63, 65 and 66), he won 3 Cy Youngs and 1 MVP. The other two years, he finished 2nd in the MVP race.

Kershaw could have many more great years than Sandy Koufax but he probably will never be that good where he is thought as the best player in his league for 3 out of 4 years.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

He’s just getting started:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

No argument from me on that. Koufax was unreal from 63-66.

by latenite on Nov 17, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

So, who leaked the Red Sox fried chicken & beer fiasco last month? Would you believe….Theo?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

If you can’t trust 98.5 The Sports Hub’s Andy Gresh and Todd Zolack I don’t know who you can trust.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Andy and the Z Man!

I hope that’s what they’re called anyway.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

rec

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you believe….

Sorry about that, chief.

Missed it by THAT much!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Lucchino: “Hey dudes, you know who leaked that whole fried-chicken-and-beer thing?”

Gresh: “…..you?”

Lucchino: “Nah, brah. It was Theo!”

Zolak: “Well, you would know. Good enough for us!”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Varitek: “I dare you to pick up that nail in the fire”
Lackey: “Huh huh, pick it up with your butt, dork”.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I am Cornholio.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

ARE YOU THREATENING ME

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna be on BBC Radio in about five minutes. Super nervous

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:43 AM PST reply actions  

I demand a fake accent

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

and use “rubbish” 2-3 times

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the occasion?

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha ha

that will carry me into lunch in a good mood

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I have nothing to add to this but good luck.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember the Lusitania?

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

IT Crowd: Best American Show since Friends.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

tell them

The Stamp Act still sucks

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

“Boston Tea Party, bitches!”

/dropmic

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

This made me laugh.

I figured you all should know.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

talk about that Beckham guy – I think he’s Euro or something

by JJ 24 on Nov 17, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks love, they want to know if there’s any stock in this Frank Lampard to Galaxy rumour. There isn’t

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Call Robbie Keane English over and over!

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

oh lord, I’d get drawn and quartered when I finally visit Dublin

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

refer to Ireland as the UK

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Also play Sunday Bloody Sunday in the background

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

God Save the Queen. The Sex Pistols version.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretend you’re in the middle of the Blitz.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Nov 17, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

These are all hilarious

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Talk about Clayton Kershaw the entire time!

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

hha

no joke, that BBC game 6 call was pretty awesome.

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Saw that. From here, probably.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

When asked, “How are you?” Reply, “Why, I’m Capital!”

by albany10 on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Josie

must inspire the opposite results of what she asks for.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

we’re helping her calm her nerves, and hopefully if she does have a nervous pause, will slip in some of our suggested topics

by JJ 24 on Nov 17, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

whatever you do, dont talk about their teeth!!!

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Ask them

if they know why they’re called Limeys

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

tell them

that Beef Wellington is a French dish

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Also tell them

Nelson was a pansy

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Big Ben my ass

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Sandusky’s last comment in the shower

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

and tell them that what they did to India, Africa, and the Middle east has left the world in turmoil ever since

History is too kind to those motherfuckers, if they did all that shit to people with better marketing skills the English would be looked upon worse than the Germans

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Of all the Jewish stuff I’ve heard over the years, I gotta say, “good at marketing” is a new one.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re gonna argue Hollywood ain’t a good marketing tool ; )

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t thinking genocide when I wrote that – sloppy. I was thinking more along the lines of always trying to take over other peoples countries and all…not my best work

that Hitler guy is pretty tough to beat

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just teasing. Hope I wasn’t over the top. Needless to say, I wasn’t offended.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

you weren’t, but I don’t know how others reading it later might have taken it

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Also not offended. If JLS signs off, I think you’re covered from pretty much the whole tribe.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be funny coming from Americans

Overqualified in an underqualified world since 2008.

by Pure Azure on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It was all fun and games and then you had to get all serious

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah sorry

I was having this conversation with a friend a few weeks back over drinks we ranted for a good 45 minutes about “Why are the English considered quaint and charming, when they really screwed the world when they had the power”

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

because all those fuckers are long dead

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

This is a difficult choice/Hartman and Vic the Brick

@AM570RADIO: . @TheCannons are broadcasting live from @Dodgers Stadium today. Clayton Kershaw will join the boys at 12:30p.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

Haiku for you

The Minotaur pitches
fastballs and sliders by all
Dodger fans delight

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The Minotaur pitches

6 syllables.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of radio, whatever happened to the big nasty joe mcdonnell? and how come he can never keep a sports talk radio show?

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He's doing sports reports

on 1070 in the afternoon

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Must be doing something, he’s always in the press box when I’ve been there. Has lost a ton of weight, seems strange but he looks less healthy lighter then when he was heavier.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

drew carrey is kinda the same to me

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone should mention to Drew that just because Vampires are all the rage, he does not need to sharpen his teeth

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

It is time we faced facts: our boy does not photograph well.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s no Sandy:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Fortunately, he’s not selling jeans here.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

but he could market the hell out of bubble gum

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

what is this protest darvish is pondering?

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

not going to the Majors

if he’s posted. Or refusing to be posted, something like that.

protesting against the posting system.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Fucking hell

I guess talk radio is just as fast paced over there as it is in America.

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

Did you tell them where they could stuff their tea and crumpets?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I had no new information, so mostly we just joked around

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, cocking about.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Talking the wibbly wobbly.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

we took the Mickey out of a couple guys, but it’s all in fun, he’s a good lad

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I did an interview on a national radio talk show once

spoke about hate crimes and random gun violence. Fun times.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw conf call

“Winning as a team is the ultimate accomplishment….never thought in a million years I’d even be in consideration for this award…individual awards never supercede winning, so that’s the ultimate goal.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:06 PM PST reply actions  

Way to stay on those talking points, Clayton.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

“Whenever you get to lead in those three categories, it doesn’t get to happen too often…but those three guys were really deserving, too.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Those three?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

“Pitching wins championships. You saw it with the Giants. You say it with the Phillies this year.”

Um, what?

“…the Phillies ran into a tough one in Game 5.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Cue Rick Perry: “Oops.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

“The people I’m associated with just by winning this award is something I never dreamed of.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Liar.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

One can be too humble — to the point that it is no longer believable. He never dreamed of this? Come on, we all dream. That talking point needs a little work.

“You know, you’re a kid and you dream of a moment like this, but that’s just a dream – when you grow up you don’t honestly think it’s going to happen. To actually be here is overwhelming.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

In a way, all of these quotes are going to be trite and boring, because what’s he supposed to say?

“I really feel this should be my third Cy Young Award?”

“Hey, Roy, you think you’re hot shit?” (kissy sounds)

“Seriously, which one of you fuckers voted for Kennedy?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

“At least you jerkoffs didn’t put me fifth.”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Q: Do you view yourself in a different category now, or is more expected, can the Dodgers accomplish even more next year?

A: “I sure hope so…I hope people have that expectation of me. I expect it of myself….now that I’ve missed it (the playoffs) the last two years, and living in Dallas and watching the Rangers go to the World Series, I want it.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Q: You just said you never dreamed of this moment actually happening, but just said you expect this of yourself every year. Which is it?

A: Oops.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Clayton, humoredian

“Football is king down here…if it does inspire kids to play baseball, that’s awesome. Anything to keep them away from lacrosse.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Downplaying the Lincecum matchups

“It doesn’t matter who you pitch against. You pitch against the other 8 guys…Tim is awesome…”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

But he struck Lincecum out!

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

“But not Kennedy. What the fuck?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

Dodgers chiming in on Clayton

Orel:

“I am first and foremost a big fan of Clayton and have been honored to watch his quest in moving from good to great. He’s just scratching the surface of what he can become and I know he can reach much higher limits. Congratulations Clayton, it’s an amazing honor.”

Fernando:

As a pitcher, he improved a lot this past season and he’s very focused on the game. Clayton’s a competitor. He likes to win and always wants to win. He’s here to do his job and that’s what I like about his style. Winning this award, it’s the biggest honor for a pitcher and it means a lot. After putting all the work into it, he earned it."

Dr. Mike:

"He understands it’s a game of pitching, not power. I haven’t had a chance to see many of his games, but from what I’ve seen, I like his pitch sequences. He challenges himself, not the hitters. It’s a matter of keeping the game under control. It’s not easy to throw a non-fastball on a 2-and-0 or full count. He does a nice job of keeping the hitters uncomfortable"

Newk:

"As the winner of the first Cy Young Award, I am so very proud of Clayton Kershaw and his outstanding performances that led to his receiving the 2011 Cy Young Award. I am reminded of Sandy Koufax whenever I see Clayton pitch and feel that there is a deep comparison between the two. Clayton has an outstanding work ethic, as did Sandy, which will show itself through Clayton’s baseball career."

Gagne:

"I’m really happy for Kersh. He’s a great guy and it’s such an honor to win a Cy Young Award, especially with this organization and all the true legends that have won before us. It’s a really cool feeling and amazing for him, but he’s just getting started. He’ll probably win a couple more of these."

D2X

"Clayton represents everything good about this game and this award. He is a tremendous worker, a student of baseball and a great teammate. He’s always trying to get better and deserves all the accolades that come his way."

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

1983 AL ERA leader
"I’m extremely happy for Clayton and his family. He definitely deserved the Cy Young, and being just the 16th pitcher to be the triple crown winner makes it even more special. Clayton has always separated himself at every level with his hard work, preparation, and determination to be the best he can be. He is a model for all of our pitchers in our organization to follow. I hope this is the 1st of many Cy Young awards for him."

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

“…or, if he works REALLY hard, he can maybe become a LOOGY.”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Vin Scully:

Fuck yeah!

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hong-Chih Kuo:

“Now the world can know: actually, I WAS throwing at Parra.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ty Cobb
Having been dead for 50 years, I cannot tell how good a pitcher he is but I still would have hit .300 against him today.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

—Sandy

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. CK

He’s an ace in the sack too!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

More white, McCourt is saving money.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

everyone gets a little fatter and a little shorter as they get older

the logo is aging gracefully

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

My first thought

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Looks like the Marlins’ new logo.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody

accidentally clicked the bold icon

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

An hour and a half later and no one posted the “We win!” picture.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 12:31 PM PST reply actions  

Ah crap. Crazy guy who shot the White House is apparently a Dodgers fan:

Ortega-Hernandez has been charged with attempting to assassinate Obama, though the president was not in the White House at the time of the incident. He had metal baseball bat, brass knuckles, a Wal-Mart receipt and a black hooded Los Angeles Dodgers jacket in the car he abandoned after allegedly firing at least two shots at the White House.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

He was guilty before ever firing a single shot.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Congratulations Brian Stow beaters you are no longer the worst Dodger fans of the year.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a black hoodie, are we sure it was chosen for it’s Dodgersness?

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That it wasn’t immediately discarded makes me as sure as I’ll ever be.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

a Wal-Mart receipt

I see a possibility of another annoying Wal-Mart layaway commercial.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The question now is

Kershaw or Kenley for 2012 CYA?

by Barbaroi on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

Eric - get on the road
@jamesloney_7: On way to a special press conference for my Texas boy…

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

give Kershaw some dap in person

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Loney was really pushing for Eovaldi as number 2 TBLA prospect.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

So, is that everybody who voted Halladay first?

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Still haven’t tracked down the Kennedy voter.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Look

for the grassy knoll

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He did a very good job of finding reasons not to vote for CK while ignoring how Halladay or Lee fared in those same criteria. Well done, Davjagoff.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

World's most

expensive Scotch, aged 50 plus years – 12K+ Suntory brand

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes I would drink that if someone was buying.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Only 13K a bottle? I use that swill for mouthwash.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

13 Gs for a bottle of scotch. I need Delias Man to convert this into grips for me.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

haha seriously, that is a grip of cash for some alcohol.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, I’d drink most anything someone pours for me

and to be pedantic, it’s whiskey, not scotch

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

The french living in Champagne

and the hick living in Bourbon county both breath a sigh of relief

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Expensive cheese

Just saw this

And even if I had the money, which I don’t, I wouldn’t buy it. What a fucking waste of good cheese.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d buy it if I had a bathroom sluice to recover the gold

sorry about that

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

makes my doody twinkle, ya’ll.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

So no douchebag 5th place vote for kershaw in real life? Oh that’s right, real sportswriters are paid and might lose their fucking vote if they did something THAT stupid. Nobody with a brain would do that. San Diego fans, on the other hand…

by lnickerson88 on Nov 17, 2011 12:43 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Stop being angry about fake awards.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t tell me what to do

Any why is our award fake?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

because the players don't care about it i'm assuming

Doesn’t make it any less meaningful to me. This is what you do in the offseason!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 17, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Its fake because its not socially accepted. Winners are not announced anywhere but SB Nation, or so I think anyways.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

pointless I’ll accept, fake makes it sound so pointless.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, thats fair enough, you can say that instead.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/lad/report#notes_quotes

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

So Keith Law had Kershaw 5th? what a punk.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, 3rd, not 5th… now im always going to have 5th on the brain.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It was completely reasonable to do so (3rd)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

the more I read fangraphs

the less I take pitcher WAR seriously

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

B-Ref’s version is better the more I think about it. Completely ignoring runs allowed in a value based stat is just weird.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I do see where they’re going, it’s hard to isolate pitching from defense without double counting something, and there’s no good way to come up with xBABIP for a pitcher right now.

Using FIP is a hack that mostly works but it falls apart with extreme cases. As long as they adapt WAR to new information they’ll be fine.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I just want to get this straight

Kershaw is punished by these stats because WAR calculations don’t believe he can maintain a low BABIP?

for next season..

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, FIP assumes pitchers have no control over balls in play, which isn’t true but the way it works out most pitchers expected BABIP is about the same. Kershaw’s has been .270ish the last three years so he might be unfairly penalized by f-WAR.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Fangraphs WAR sucks. It always seems to be wrong when you look at historical cases. I don’t know which version ESPN uses, but its clearly not Fangraphs because they stated recently in an article that Kershaw had higher WAR by a narrow margin

by lnickerson88 on Nov 17, 2011 1:17 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Kershaw lead in B-Ref WAR.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it was baseball reference WAR. I wasn’t sure if there were only two calculations, or multiple. How does Baseball Prospectus get their WAR?

by lnickerson88 on Nov 17, 2011 1:39 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Haven’t used WARP in a while. It used to be extremely dumb, but they changed it up, I’ll have a look.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

As far as I can tell it’s either proprietary or still dumb.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

both?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Clayton

like most people who interact with Vic the Brick, treats him in good humor.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 12:58 PM PST reply actions  

I am not “feeling you”

:)

by keithc13 on Nov 17, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of stealing signs (we spoke about it yesterday)

The rumor is that Ole Miss holds up signs from the sidelines with the initials of the player who is going to get the ball.

Maybe it’s just a wild circumstance of chance that each of the fifteen signs I saw held up matched the player who would get the ball…. even in times when it made no sense for that player to get the ball. If there’s that much of a coincidence, they need to change the “random” letters on their signs because we somehow magically lucked into the most predictable playcalling system imaginable outside of the “Madden opponent who very slowly chooses which play he is going to run” method.

http://www.redcuprebellion.com/2011/11/14/2560943/our-offensive-signals-not-smarter-than-a-fifth-grader

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 1:20 PM PST reply actions  

THE MINOTAUR

RECIPIENT OF THE NEXT $20 MIL PER YEAR CONTRACT FROM THE DODGERS
jUST DO IT NOW

by 68elcamino427 on Nov 17, 2011 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Legit question: should the Dodgers do it now?

The deal only makes sense if Kershaw signs for a year or three of what would otherwise be free agency.

Kershaw is under team control for three more years. A lot can happen in three years.

You are talking about a sixish-year deal. Granted, that is a six-year deal for the prime years of an ace lefty, but that is still a long time for any pitcher, isn’t it?

I dunno, maybe you gotta bite the bullet and do it, and if it blows up it blows up.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather sign Kershaw to a six year deal now than a six year deal in three years.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Why – then we’d have him for NINE years:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, that way we’d get him back from the damn Yankees.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to yuk our collective yum, but...

Right now his value is incredibly high. It is considerably more likely that he gets hurt or regresses than that he improves. The only way it makes sense to extend him now is either because the deal is somewhat team-friendly or to eliminate FA.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

No way

That would be buying high

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah buying high isnt a good idea when you’re grocery shopping.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You end up with a whole mess of Funjuns.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t disagree, obviously, but there is an opposing argument: when you’re talking about a talent like Kershaw, who cares if you buy high?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I pretty much agree with Nolij’s answer on this question.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

From now until he’s ready for FA, he will be high. There will be no buying low on Clayton. He hasn’t even peaked yet.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless they go to arbitration and Kershaw wins, then he’s set up artificially higher for three years.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

dude said $20mil per year, so $120/6. I think that’s what’s being jumped on, not “should they sign him long term”. I still think he should get a 6 year deal, but it should be for 8, 12, 16, 20, 20, 20. By the time he hits free agency, $25mil a year for a 27 year old cy young winner will be a steal, let alone 20.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

or 8, 12, 16, 20, 21, 22, 23 would make for a 122 mil/7 deal, match his number.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

press conference starting soon

by shaqfor3 on Nov 17, 2011 1:28 PM PST reply actions  

Awesome article

I want to punch the commenters though.

by ishXdavid on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

They are awfully provincial about their fWAR and its superiority to all things.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously!

I was seething so much I felt like uscchris.

by ishXdavid on Nov 17, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

congrats to Kersh

and on a completely unrelated note, you guys might enjoy this

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Nov 17, 2011 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

wow

i didn’t know he’s THAT bad

by wukunlin on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Loved that. I love how on one of the few times theriot makes the play (and on the one time in the video the bad defensive play isn’t on him) the ump blows the call and tootblan fucking explodes. Hahahah

by lnickerson88 on Nov 17, 2011 1:47 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

yeah we had quite the time with him

and on top of that, when we’re a million games back he says “all i know is that when i was playing shortstop, we were in first place. it is what it is” facepalm thank god for furcal and thank god we won or he’d be on the most wanted list in st louis and not in a good way

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Nov 17, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He really said that? that so is awesome!

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember that quote, got some play here.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

and they wheren't in first

when he stopped being the starting short stop

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad they didn’t throw in some of his baserunning antics.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Really

Needs more TOOTBLAN

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Bride can’t get enough of that nickname. All through the WS, she was like, “Is TOOTBLAN in this game?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, i should have thought of that...

bummer

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Nov 17, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

you made that vid? nicely done

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

ah yes, shameless self-promotion

i posted it over at our blog and someone suggested throwing it over to you guys and BCB for laughs

"I still don’t understand what commercial is better than having me on tv" – Chris Carpenter
2011: Boog would've count 78

by d-dee on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

McCourt agrees to sell team→Kemp extension→Cy Kershaw→maybe KeMvP?

can we ride this momentum to next season?

only Juan Rivera knows

by eitherethier on Nov 17, 2011 1:40 PM PST reply actions  

If the broncos win tonight

I will be so happy

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

A pox on all of their houses

I do love when Rex Ryan loses

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If I watch the game it will be the first time I will have watched Tim Tebow

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

you dont have time warner? :(

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

fug that

Watch out, Norman Mailer.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m just trying to limit my fuck output. I know saying it on a blog was one of the main reasons I came here, but I can write other words too!

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Should have been here for Vin Scully day

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Vin really never cuss? There has to be something dirty. When a guy appears to be too clean, there has to be something dirty behind the scenes. Would be hilarious if he cussed like crazy during commercial breaks.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

“Bullshit, Vinny!”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The Vin I’ve been lucky enough to witness:
1. Shows up before everyone else
2. Hums or sings in his baritone voice to himself
3. Always seems to be smiling
4. Likes frozen yogurt

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

5. Is maybe the only dude who ever called out Kirk Gibson on national television and lived to tell a funny story about it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Tebow outplaying Sanchez would be funny

by shaqfor3 on Nov 17, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If Sanchez was uglier he’d be Derek Anderson by now

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

he looked really good against the bills..

but maybe by the way theyve been playing as of late the bills make everyone look good..?

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

he isn't THAT bad

he is supremely overrated, but he isn’t terrible. Not very good, but not terrible. Ok he might be a littl eterrible

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Your’e rapidly talking yourself into terrible

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

he has flashes of not sucking

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Derek Andersons, did anyone hear if NBA Derek Anderson was cleared of the cocaine trafficking charges or whatever? I remember hearing he was implicated and then, bupkes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

although, I need the Broncos to lose cause it helps my sorry team

by shaqfor3 on Nov 17, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm rooting

for a lightning strike on Tebow

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

God called him home early

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You back form Vegas?

I’ll be there right after Xmas. Any restaurants to recommend from your trip?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I am back and feel like I am chewed up bubble gum

I never left MGM the entire time, was working and playing hard.

I didn’t eat at anyplace where I would have liked to eat, but when I ate out, I was usually hosting – sometimes like 10 people

I ate at Wolfgang Pucks on the Casino Floor – not a meal I will ever duplicate or remember

I ate at Diego’s – had very good mexican for a casino fancified mexican, tasty

Emerils’ Fish house – not a big fan of his places. Had a mediocre meal in New Orleans too

Craftwich – the Tom Colicchio sandwich shop – very tasty

The tables were decent to me and I hit the one sports bet I made, a two bet parlay

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Last Time I was at MGM

I had a steak at Craft. It was very good. It’s looking like my group may not go far beyond Mandalay, so Charlie Palmers is looking tempting.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that burger place there dissapointed me

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Shibuya, great sake selection

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Jets

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 17, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I see no

legitimate reason outside of having grown up a fan of them why anyone would be rooting for the Jets

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

Since friend of all

underdog roots for the broncos, that is good enough for me.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

And yes

I say this as someone who met and has a Kevin Bacon factor of 2 with Mark Sanchez (can’t really be a 1 but close)

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Their quarterback went to my favorite school.

The Broncos are the Broncos.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The Jets may be the most harmless New York team this side of the Islanders, but they’re still a NY team.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

this side of the Scranton Yankees

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The U-8 AYSO Ronkonkoma Fighting Glitterballs

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

When my GF and I are back east visiting her family, we jump on the LIRR at the Ronkonkoma station to get into the city.

by ishXdavid on Nov 17, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

We do a lot of work with suppliers in Ronkonkoma. Only way I know the name.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Scranton is in Pennsylvania.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re in Pennsylvania.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re all in Pennsylvania.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you. Thank you so much.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I ’d think any fan of the Raiders would quibble with this sentiment.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, everyone who is a fan of an AFC West team wasnt the Broncos to lose… its strickly business, nothing personal…. well it is personal too…. other then that fuck em both.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

rephrase… Everyone who is a fan of an AFC West team that ISNT the Brocos wants the Broncos to lose.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Leave it to the President

Gaslamp Ball will have fun with this

The first-place votes for Halladay were cast by Ken Davidoff of Newsday (N.Y.), Zachary Levine of the Houston Chronicle, Keith Law of ESPN and Scott Miller of CBS Sports. The first-place vote for Kennedy was cast by John Maffei of the North County Times, representing the San Diego chapter of the BBWAA.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 17, 2011 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

I was jsut about to post that as well

something in the water in SD County these days?

by MammothDodger on Nov 17, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re just the middle child acting out.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

guys, they’re about to lose their NFL team to LA because they wont fund a stadium. I think we can cut them some slack, or not.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

losing it to the city they hate so much

all I can say is
LOL

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Just something poetic about it ;)

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 17, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope we call the new team the Golden Anteaters

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 17, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

LA Kardashians, I’m tellin’ ya. We’ll make a fortune!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love a Kim Kardashian logo on my helmet… I’d get anything and everything with an Kim logo on it!

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

HO LY SHIT!!!!!! god dam she is tooooo fine…. Reggie Bush truly is a dumb ass… you cant get much better then that, and if you can, fuck you!…. What game was this? I should have been there, front row!

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

good to know

someone else here has love for kim k

by eitherethier on Nov 17, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yeah bro, she is SFV royalty man, everybody round her be keep on keepin up with the Kardashians. and all the spin offs too!!

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly though, im not sure how great of a wife she’d be because she seems like a control freak, and a neat freak, and very materialistic… But when you look like that, I say fuck it… control me baby, control me!!! I wish.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

bend me shape me
anyway you want babe
you got the power
to turn out the light

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

i'd marry her

have fun for a couple of weeks then get divorced and move on with my life

by eitherethier on Nov 17, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

less 50% of what you brought into the institution.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Two things

1. It looks like she’s shotputting
2. Are those Nike pumps?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

and 3

What’s with the credit card?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s keeping an open tab for Ray J

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Trayvon Robinson swung and missed at that pitch

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

get your MF heels off the MF grass.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

and white pants, what does she think this is a tampon commercial?

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

rich people wear white didnt you know?

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ha, my second line that I deleted was “we don’t need an aerator”

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Beauty

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear pitching is all in the ass.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Things are suddenly looking up for Chad Billingsley in 2012.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Good lord, can you imagine a Billingsley-Kardashian offspring?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Where is david young

I refuse to google “huge ass” at work

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

The first infant with child-bearing hips at birth

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

also means a world series win

by shaqfor3 on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Sandusky says

So’s catching!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just getting started

From South Park:
It also says here that Penn State prefers to be losing at halftime, because at Penn State they like when you’re a little behind in the locker room.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

my mom’s so poor she uses cheerios for earrings

by eitherethier on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Penn State coaches having trouble with dropped balls.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

"I see you kids have all been horribly physically and emotionally abused. Oh, whoops! That isn’t your case file. That’s the Penn State University Gazette!"

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Higher WAR than Lolance.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

what kind of relief are we talking about?

by wukunlin on Nov 17, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

The Hillside Stranglers

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

of a certain age to get that one

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

the people on the charger blog are pretty bitter about it

a lot dont want to even bother with them anymore if they leave

by shaqfor3 on Nov 17, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

they hate hate hate hate hate la over there

I mean I do feel bad for most of the fans, but the ones who have such silly hatred in their hearts can GFT

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

actually I don't even feel that bad for them

now they have to drive a couple hours for the games. Meh.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

John is a very strange name for a woman.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

With all due respect to all our skirts who support TBLA in every possible way, that Cunt in San Diego set back the woman vote 500 years.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a good time reading her response to me from a couple of days ago

Good times were had by all….or was it none? Hard to tell in this case.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 17, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

so is Sloan… Wasnt that girl named Jon Benet Ramsey though?

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

what NL City does Law represent?

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Not totally sure how they split it up, but likely Phoenix, as he lives in Arizona.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess Demi Moore wasn’t a fan of Ashton’s JoePa tweet.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:30 PM PST reply actions  

Breakup?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Cougars gotta coug

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Worst part is, since she put it on twitter, he won’t find out about it for several days.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, if Penn St comes to Pasadena to play in the Rose Bowl, would they have to register as sex offenders?? hahaha… ok, dumb? stupid? thought I’d give it a try.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Penn State in the Rose Bowl..nice one.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

ha, well, ESPN mentioned Rose Bowl would accept Penn State if they win auto bid. That was 1st thing that came into my mind.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

a win on November 26 (at Wisconsin) and December 3 (Big Ten title game) will make it happen.

I do think Wisconsin will win though.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s not happening

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love for this to happen

Right up my twisted alley.

Who’s the grand marshall this year? Hopefully someone like Captain Kangaroo

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m surprised they didnt pick another random food network chef again

by shaqfor3 on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If they were not maroons, it would be Matt Kemp or Clayton Kershaw

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Despite his Cincinnati ties, it would have been awesome if Charlie Hustle was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade once.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

What’re the odds?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Turns out the 2012 grand marshal is this dude.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s hard to make fun of without being a complete asshole.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

since when has that stopped Marty?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Once, I was walking in the sand, and I saw only one set of footprints, and I know that it was Marty’s mocking of truly inspiring people that carried me.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm working on it

but it’s a tough one

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Weekend at burnies

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Looks like he’s a crappy driver.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Claire Danes does not trust him

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, sure, go with the inspiring guy instead of somebody I can mock incessantly. WTF, Tournament of Roses?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

When I first clicked on that page and saw the picture, for about half a second, I thought it was Seal.

I’m not sure if that makes me racist or just an asshole.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Why stop at one? Could be both!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

All racists are assholes but not all assholes are racists.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

something something burn notice

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

She needs to end up with Charlie Sheen to make this complete

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Whoa, excellent call.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

And then Sheen has to tweet:

Winning?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like Sheen to hook up with Danica McKellar if only for the tweet “Winnieing”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You buy a Mark Ellis jersey yet?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Better dressed than Clayton Kershaw?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

well off?

i really have no idea what kind of judgment you’re trying to pass here, but the only thing that comes to mind is that i’ve never had enough money to buy an official jersey

by court168627 on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup

He’s calling you poor

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

are going to be fucked hard by their husbands when they get home?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Delias Man longs for the day when men will once again wear coat, tie, and hat when outside.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah delias, what are you trying to say?

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t like seeing people wearing them out. I guess it’s acceptable at a game. barely.

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

it doesn't help that people buy them huge

no one wears well fitting clothes these days

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I found the jerseys sized weirdly

They had to buy something like a 44 so that it wasn’t tight across the chest (and I’m a little guy – 5’7" 150), but the thing goes down to middle of my thighs.

I only wear it to games as a fan.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

its true that jerseys are weird sizes

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

serious? I wear all kinds of jerseys out… I mean, not out to a club or whatever, but out, or in Vegas, or even better disneyland… It lets everybody know where the fuck im from…

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you seem like jersey guy

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont wear them everyday, like this hockey fan at my work wears a hockey jersey every dam day. But when im going to a public place, thats isnt fancy, then yes I do… Its fun, especially in Vegas… be in Vegas on saturday or sunday during football, EVERYONE has a jersey on… Even the women!

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of the women I notice in Vegas on the w/e seem to be wearing little black dresses. We almost applauded the young lady that walked through the casino in a little red dress instead.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

A Few years ago, when Nebraska came here, I wore my SC jersey to disneyland knowing sure enough alot of Nebraska fans would be there… Sure enough they were… It was fun having a shit talking fest at disneyland… even Mickey got involved.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I find shit talking about games I am not playing in to be about the most pointless of pursuits and a poor reflection on the person I strive to be

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Good way to inadvertanly get the fuck beaten out of you, too.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say its advertently.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s all fun and games until you’re curled up in the fetal position getting jumped into the “Mouth Writing Checks My Ass Can’t Cash Gang”

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, im a huge guy, 6’6… im not even a fighter, but at my size, people dont even want to fight anyways.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You play softball?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You know that thing I said earlier about embracing the “dbag USC fan stereotype”? I didn’t mean it, buddy old pal.

by ishXdavid on Nov 17, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

nah for real, I dont like fighting, at all…. I could be a dbag though. But IMO a dbag fan is a bandwagon fan. Ive been a Lakers and Trojans, USC Raiders, etc etc my whole life… Why would I not enjoy their success??

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

IMO people who say USC or Lakers fans are dbags or arrogant is only because their team hasnt won shit… If you team was winning, you’d be doing the same thing we are… But it isnt, so you arent.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

or they could just be reading your comment here

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

You have a trend

The first comment is okay, then you make the second comment.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I am a Laker fan and a huge Steeler fan

I never confuse what the team achieves with what I have done in my life. I give myself no credit for rooting for the winning team – just joy, no credit

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

What is rooting for a winning team?

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by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take acting like a jackass for 1000 Alex

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, ok, good enough… So wait, is Delias old and thats why he doesnt like jerseys? I cant find the answer

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s not old.

he ain’t young either

he’s a tweener whose best days are probably behind him but he he doesn’t know it yet.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

only tweener I know is cocaine… is he old or not?? wait, maybe its teener im thinking…. oh ok, so he is middle aged??

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t really matter, what matters is that he was on the winning softball team.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Cause you’d look like a doof walking around dressed as Gandalf too.

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by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Hoping the house shows an ace.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

So thats why you have so many dam steelers on your fantasy team..> I knew it…. is this your 1st or 2nd year of fantasy by any chance?? Got leave them loyalties alone when itcomes to fantasy football… but just my style on it anyways.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Desean Jackson is killing me. Huge bust considering where he was drafted.

Though if you have Rodgers you’re probably winning the league

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

For example, owning Ben and Mendenhall IMO is a no no. Reason being if Steelers get shut down, your fucked. Or alot of times one or the other will have the big game for the STeelers, but not both. I like all my guys on seperate teams because if gives more of a chance they can all excel. A QB and WR on same team is acceptable though, but I really wouldnt suggest a QB and RB on same too, usually.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

my QB is Brees

but you there have been great QB/RB situations in the past

Manning / Addai
Rivers / Tomlinson
Warner /Faulk

I am sure others

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Brady/Dillon
Manning/Barber
Aikman/Smith

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah man I said usually. Obviously there is those combos like Warner and Faulk Id say is better then all of those… but im not sure Steelers offense is in that boat, or majority of offenses… You can do if you want, I just dont like it

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell, even last year’s steelers were cool with Roethlisberger and Mendenhall.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Just worked out that way – most of the time I don’t have many Steelers

We play in a keeper league so your choices can be limited

Mendenhall is a disappointment

Brown is great and a steal

The Steeler D was probably my only reach -

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Bryan Stow

wishes someone would of told him this before opening day

by TurnItDown on Nov 17, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

at least you embrace the d-bag USC fan stereotype

by ishXdavid on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i always hoped he was USchris. not USChris

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I have always wondered what “hris” meant.


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

just a big nationalist.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I was ranting about this the other day too – Positive Nationalism – what is it and why do we need it

but my rant about the Brits being bad went so south that I am stopping right here

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

blind nationalism is bad

but some pride in where your from is cool

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking more on the lines of…

Everybody seems to want to get their piece of American, but not too many people (myself included) are doing all that much to help America

but yeah, I get you

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I bought a house

and an american made car. I did what I could.

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

me too – but I could do more

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Like not out source jobs?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

well, it is a little more complex than that

I think the work I do now helps in ways that are not entirely obvious

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It is always a little more complex than that when it is a topic you know a lot about.

Fortunately I am always spared that problem.


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

What constitutes “an American car”? Corporate HQ in the US? The assembly line was in the US? What if the both are in the US but 51% of the parts on the line were made in other countries?


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Any of them yes, or all of them yes?


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

So the, say, Chrysler from a Mexican assembly line is ok. A Toyota from a Kentucky assembly line ok. DGAF where the parts were made. Got it.


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I've got at least 2/3 there

too lazy too look up where the parts come from

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

They talked shit 1st haha… I allow others to fire the 1st shot, then its on it after that… You aint coming into my city wearing another cities gear on and think you can talk shit. Im the regulator… Im also fuil of shit too.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm calling BS on something

Nebraska fans are generally considered some of the nicest fans, and at Disneyland (so a place they presumably brought their kids) they decide to talk shit to the local who is 6’6?

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, maybe they didnt talk shit…All I really heard was GO BIG RED and thats all it took.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

But you are right about the trash talking part… we didnt talk shit…. It was just something like I hope you enjoy your time today, because tomorrow your team is getting its ass kicked… There were kids around man, cant get too crazy

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, when was this?

Nebraska played in the Rose Bowl in 2002 but that was against Miami not USC. Did they play a regular season game against USC since then?

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

USC beat Nebraska in 2006 and 2007

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Got it.

Say what you want about USC cheating, when they were at the top of their game they scheduled like they weren’t afraid of anybody. Not like a certain conference who likes the talk about how great they are.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe they just really like crappy ruby cream soda?

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

but do traveling football fans really bring their kids? Hard enough to get tickets for the Alumni much less the wife and kids.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

those farmers are rich

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

In Pasadena around Rose Bowl time, you see a lot of families who made the trip.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

warmth + football

those people from Nebraska are the people you see wearing shorts in the winter and taking the roofless tour buses around town when I am wearing a coat and scarf

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I think alot of outsiders make the trip to LA to go to disneyland, among other things. Its not something they can do often

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

oh so its LA when we talk about D-land

but the angels are terrible for putting LA in there name? You can’t have your cakeand eat it too

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

you can take a shuttle from LAX to D-land, but not to Angel Stadium

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ha… lines are only drawn when it comes to sports, not amusement parks.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You can say USC and Nebraska fans were meeting up at a amusement park in a neutral territory.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

OC loves USC for some reason(Oh right its cause their rich assholes)

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

But if you were rich, you’d be an asshole too. See it all comes with the territory… We get upset with people for acting a certain way, because we cant be them.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

and………….

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

and we shouldnt judge people for acting the way they act if we havent been where they’ve been. Or have been in their positions. Its like, Im not rich, so I need my dad… But if I was rich like Floyd Mayweather.. I too would be like get the fuck out my gym dad… I did this, you didnt do it… I did it… im kidding, sorta

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I was never a high powered coach

at a major college. I guess I can’t judge Sandusky.

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

but you did shower naked with boys so maybe you can

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was 4!

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

dam, you showered at 4? I think I was still taking baths then… No wonder you’re more mature man… I should of been showering at 4 too

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ha, you’re right… they are rich assholes… what the fuck am I doing defending the OC anyways, I hate those Angels bastards, Hate them!

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

and ……….

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I do enjoy your consistency

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes you can, what is the point of having cake if you can’t eat it?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

because then its gone

and you don’t have your cake anymore. Its binary.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Best way to think about it is to reverse the famous phrase. Make it “You can’t eat your cake and have it, too” and it makes more sense.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

well said good sir

cheerio

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The Nebraska fans were unbelievably obnoxious when they rolled into town for our game back in the day.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah those fools really thought they were going to beat us,… what the hell were they thinking?

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, they did beat us. They beat us but good. However, they were jackasses before, during and after.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I do embrace the hated role. I love it… Thats what me and LA have in common, were both hated haha im playin

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I wear a T-shirt that I wrote “The Streets” on in Sharpie to accomplish the same thing.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I've never bought

and probably will never buy nor wear team gear other than a cap

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Not on my oversized noggin.


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What is the point of a jersey? To be worn at home? On the couch?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I dislike the jersey as a regular piece of clothing

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I dislike bosses wearing slippers while I have to wear shoes

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Also the hat, gotta have the hat to match too..

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

So what do you like to wear if I may ask… and are you an older dude… 50s or above?

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The man wears hats with ear flaps, pay no attention to his fashion sense.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. I am about 60 and I wear $200 sweatsuits everywhere.

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

but I am also wearing a sports coat!

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

framed

with an autograph (i would also never do that)

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I go to a sports bar every Sunday to watch the football games and about 50% of the people wear jerseys.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sports bar on Sunday: acceptable setting

Dinner with your wife on Friday: Not acceptable

Office on Friday: Not acceptable

Because you have nothing else to wear: Not acceptable

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you can wear a college jersey on Friday, think that’s alright.

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

if you’re in college, at that school, and don’t like sex.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t get this, nothing is sexier to me then a skirt in a jersey

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

if you’re in high school you can wear your jersey on Friday, and get sex

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

aren’t we talking about non-athletic males wearing oversized jerseys out in public?

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that was never stipulated

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

then, statement retracted

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Only thing worse than a jersey in public is one of those jerseys that aren’t evena replica sports team, like a Woverine X men one or something like that.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Its gotta be 100% legit, no replica, no that swap meet shit, has to be authentic

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

casual friday means casual friday

unless you still can’t wear shorts then the whole damn thing is a sham

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

some places casual friday means you don’t have to wear a tie

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That was the beginning of the revolution

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Not "casual friday" but perhaps relevant

The French Laundry has a dress code. Jackets are required for men. Ties are optional.

This means that no one who goes there wears a tie.

I wore my suit, an open collar, and my Dali cufflinks.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

funny how expensive it is to get laundry done in France : )

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Breakfast In America? (Was that the name?)


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Dali cufflinks

I hope they didn’t melt into your pate.


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

jeans with belt, short-sleeved button up, one-toned sketchers

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Apples and VWs

You’re technical, I’m business. Casual for me should probably be polo and cotton pants

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Every day is casual Friday for me. Yay, entertainment industry.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I wear very casual in a business setting

Most dressed up is Dockers and long sleeve button up. Normal day is jeans and Polo. If i am lazy jeans and tshirt. Summer time shorts are the rule.

But of coarse I live and Work in Mammoth Lakes.

by MammothDodger on Nov 17, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

man I work in El Segundo. It’s as casual as casual gets in the area. But I work aerospace/defense, so our manager’s manager’s manager is always worried abou a congressman or two walking through and thinking we’re unprofessional.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

We engineers can go as casual and jeans and a decent T shirt most days. I tend to be the dockers and long-sleeve, button-up shirt guy, short sleeves if warm, but I have a “leadership” position.

If you have to come in on the w/e, all bets are off then. That’s shorts, sandals, Dodgers T shirt time.


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Slacks and an oxford shirt Monday – Thursday for me. Jeans and a tshirt Fridays.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

ditto for here. If it’s a regularly scheduled off d, wear your jersey

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

yea somewhat different than my job

I work for a developer/resort operator. Do IT, HR and $, even when the head of the company comes here he dresses down to resort level. And if we see a politico here they are usually in ski clothes or golf attire.

by MammothDodger on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s because they like to wear a big sign that they are a Bears fan, or Steelers fan or whatever. It’s like the guy who wears a Lakers jersey to a Clippers game. It’s basically a big sign that “I got these tickets for free, so I’m here, but I’m no fan.”

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife found a pair of old Dodgers cufflinks on ebay and bought them for me as a gift. It’s the perfect amount of outward fandom expression.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent.


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone even know what a cuff link is, if they have not been in a formal wedding?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We dapper fellows do from birth.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s more true of a cummerbund than cuff links

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been around awhile, I have some cool cuff links, I’ve never ever had a need to wear them.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Cummerbund

sounds like some sort of porn accessory

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I've got two shirts

rolled up in my closet because I didn’t notice they were french cuffs when I bought them

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I love french cuffs. Gives a nice polished look without being ostentatious.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

40% of my work shirts are probably french cuff

I probably own 25 pairs of cufflinks

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Lookit mister fancypants

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean it that way…but yeah

I just meant in the way that a gentleman dressing like a gentleman is not some anachronism to the Jurassic or even Madmen

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that

I just don’t own cufflinks, other than old Marine ones from my father. Since I rarely wear a sport coat, there’s not much use for french cuffs. I did wear a suit last week though for a work function

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I have cufflinks

that I purchased at the Dali museum in Figueres, Spain, in the shape of his famous melting clocks from his painting The Persistence of Memory.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a few shirts with french cuffs. Two pairs of cuff links that I was given as gifts.

Oddly, I rarely wear those shirts with a jacket. Other than the french cuffs, they are actually a bit casual.


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by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

At my wedding, I wore cufflinks that were made out of silver and pieces of old wooden seats from Dodger Stadium. Aside from my wedding ring, the cufflinks are the only male “jewelry” that I own.

by JJ 24 on Nov 17, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess so, but I don’t really consider the watch jewelry unless it’s like the ones that Matt Kemp wears

by JJ 24 on Nov 17, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Some day I’monna buy me a real nice watch.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate that laker guy even more than blue and red cross color i look ridiculous suit clipper guy.

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

darrell needs a new dance

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

he must be bored

because he shows up at the pyramid wearing a black and gold suit and i just upsets me so much!!!!!!

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Or maybe he is simply a Laker fan who wants to wear his jersey but can’t afford Laker tickets. You pay $100 bucks for something you should be able to wear the fucking thing without anyone thinking you have whack motives about it.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

fair – bad choices are ok too as long as they don’t harm others

wear ill fitting unflattering clothing that makes one look more boy than man – that is a personal choice!

I wear my Torre jacket to the stadium

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

And his nose

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

they go together

this nose is an aphrodisiac

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

apparently

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yeah… we’re just letting you guys know the bosses are in the building… you guys are just borrowing our arena and maybe we just want to see how you guys are using it.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

In a new twist to the Dodgers cost cutting ways, the departure of Jamey Carroll caused Ned Colletti to go out and acquire the best available #14, to save money on jerseys.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I laughed!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie and Kim hook up, names their daughter Winnie Ng

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you name the teams that are covered by these 40 SB Nation blogs (from NFL, NBA, NHL and MLB)?

I got 30/40. Hockey really screwed me up.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM PST reply actions  

That seems like the kind of work only Josie would enjoy

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

lots of people enjoy stimulating their brain every now and again, not all of us just let it atrophy

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

can I have a T-Shirt instead, trophies just gather dust, while a T-Shirt has many uses.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I cut em off anyway

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

his brain is too atrophied to understand what you just said

you should know that

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought we were melding and you treat me this way?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I blame society

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Sporcle.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s a good thing sporcle is blocked here or i’d never get work done

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Beat ya. 31 out of 40. Hockey also screwed me up

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, you guys really are geeks.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

basketball is so lame

so glad the season is dead

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

29

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

26/40

Gave up before timed out. Some of those names are pretty lame.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

35/40. I’m not bored enough to spend those last 7 minutes just randomly guessing stuff.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Same for me. I quit around that time.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Try the presidents one

http://www.sporcle.com/games/g/presidents

i’ve got like half, most of them are the original 3 and the last 80 years, lol.

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by Ivdown on Nov 17, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of people miss the Bush one and pick Dick Cheney

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

40/44.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

35/44

got almost all of the ones in the 2nd column, except Woodrow Wilson

by shaqfor3 on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

44/44. Shame on you guys.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

History teacher?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Math.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

39 – all the guys I forgot where the lay abouts from the 1800s

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The know one cares about from the 1872 – 1890

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bob Timmermann would be very upset

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

The chart looks positive. Longest stretch we have a had a president not die while in office since the great experiment started.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

William Henry Harrison ruined it for the old timers.

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by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah he did. I always forget Pierce and Tyler.

Kind of amazing that more of them didn’t die in office given the times.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Chevy Chase: making Americans suppress Presidential names.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ha

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

damn

I need to take another history class

by eitherethier on Nov 17, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that I know them all

I don’t need to take a frickin’ sporcle test.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

44/44
I was a presidents geek as a kid

by asongscout on Nov 17, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The all-innuendo team.

Captained by none other than the immortal Johnny “Ugly” Dickshot.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 2:59 PM PST reply actions  

Mike Digiovanna, covering the owners meetings:

Dodgers owner Frank McCourt on his plans after team is sold next spring: "I love L.A. and plan to stay in L.A." Dodgers fans, discuss.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

I just realized that we need to create a parody Twitter account for Cursing Vin Scully.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Call it Bullshit Vin Scully

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Vin would approve

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Frankly, I’m not sure their is a point.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah

It will be funny and all but why for the sake of a laugh or two should you throw some gravel on his last days on earth.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa, whoa. Vin Scully will outlive us all.

by fbihop on Nov 17, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, if he doesn’t, we can just start up the Twitter account for Zombie Vin Scully. “Braaaaaaaaiiiiiins! Now let’s get back to this one.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

because anything is worth a laugh.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, it is not. For every laugh you create, a tear falls.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be like in Julie and Julia when Julia Child didn’t think the girl with the blog was serious about cooking

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Still owns the LA Marathon

What happens to the Dodger charities like Think Cure? Can the new owners simply cease a charity like that?

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Still owns the LA Marathon

And the land beyond the parking lots at Dodger Stadium.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Everythings for Sale

You just haven’t talked price yet

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

might as well

We have tons of douchebag Boston transplants living in LA. I’m looking at you, Simmons.

by ishXdavid on Nov 17, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

LA is a town that loves comebacks

Frank buys the soccer team and turns it into a winner

dies decades later a beloved city figure

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

because he turned a soccer team into a winner? I think they have been winning and no one other then one very notable person has noticed.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I laid that trap out and the wrong bird stumbled into it

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

wait, what soccer team you talking about? Galaxy is already a winner… I suppose he could buy Chivas USA

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I noticed… I always notice Winning, and LA

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

How many Avengers games did you go to? When was the last time the Sparks won the championship? Why are you cradling Charlie Sheen’s scrotum?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats not true, thats an ignorant comment haha…Alot of people care, and MLS is growing and growing, so I heard from the MLS commisioner on the Kings game last night!

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The soccer team is already good

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

ok, ok, – I was screwing with Josie, but ok

Frank buys the Kings and the franchise goes on a Montreal type run over 2 decades

Kids grow up on skates because global warming results in minnesota type winters in Los angeles

we all enjoy back bacon

Frank is an LA immortal after his second successful term as Mayor. He is most known for clearing out the Occupy LA protesters in 2043

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

fixed

Kings already have a rich cheap backer

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. still have not seen one shovel turn yet.

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

jesus christ, don’t fuck with the narrative

it is the comeback

since Elvis in ’68, America loves a comeback

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s the easy story

mine is more interesting

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

also improbable. Who’s gonna lend Frank money now? Gecko?

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

When you have 300 Million it should not be that hard to turn it into one billion as long as one does not buy a sports franchise.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

…and doesn’t plan on waiting 20 years for it to appreciate.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Camelback ranch? does he own it?

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 3:13 PM PST reply actions  

I believe it’s a joint venture between the city of Glendale, the White Sox and the Dodgers.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

So, yes, he’s an owner?

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like it, by whatever the %’s are. I wonder what shell company that rolls up under.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 17, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

didn’t Frank form a holding company for all his baseball interests?

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I barely beat you. 58 out of 83. Then you see the names you miss and it’s frustrating

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Bosh was the highest name I missed. Really sad on my part.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Boozer was the highest name I missed.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Kemp’s deal will be announced tomorrow, per Dylan Hernandez.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

Called this on Monday.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

after reading the first sentence

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:23 PM PST reply actions  

I decided I couldn’t take anymore…

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Based on this thread I’m going to buy a french cuff shirt and put on my fancy cufflinks, then wear my Fernando Jersey over it.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:40 PM PST reply actions  

And I’ll join you for dinner at the Olive Garden.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

both of you in your jean shorts

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

FTR my wife was appalled that I wore jean shorts.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty sure I last did that in the 80s, maybe early 90s.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

clink

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I had Lunch-a-Bunch today. Does that officially end my diet? :)

by silverwidow on Nov 17, 2011 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

Everybdoy cheats on their diet, so keep on going. Don’t use that as an excuse to start pounding pizzas and taco bell.

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that, die happy

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

you are going to look like an aids patient soon

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Did even Jonah Hill say, “Damn Mike?”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not there yet. I did drop 40 lbs since Memorial Day (when I started the diet and new work out program)

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. The first 20 lbs came off quick. After that, it got a lot tougher and I feel like I’m at a plateau

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Problems with plateau’s is that there is usually a cliff close by

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for making me look bad

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

he had more to start with then you.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably. Actually Nolander and I are pretty similar body types, around the same height

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, but I’m going to guess you had him by 20 lbs before you started your diet.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

this year?

I almost hit 240, no idea where mike was

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, never mind. I’m ending my weight guessing career right now.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

down in the 210s now

almost back to my playing weight!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Diablo 2 playing weight? Or diablo 1 playing weight?

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

nah, my initial WoW playing weight

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by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d need to drop 20 pounds myself to get there. I’m afraid of what I’d look like 20 pounds lighter.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't want to be 'skinny'

so its time to hit the weights

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s any consolation, it wasn’t that.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

baby steps

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

baby swings

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

gotta go home now

can’t wait to talk to chris more tomorrow.

by delias man on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

MLB CBA is done, according to Ken Rosenthal’s sources. To be announced Monday

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

Hey

getting used to big screen HDTV is a little weird

Shit looks different texture wise

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

Different and better.

by silverwidow on Nov 17, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

too bad there is no NBA games, they look great. Watch some hockey, that looks really good in HD

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

is your refresh rate higher than 60Hz?

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

/barf

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s why i asked

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I think so

people looking like clay at times

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Next week you’ll wonder what you were talking about

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

totally expect that

and facial flaws – so refreshing to see facial flaws on people

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t watch the news, but I can imagine that

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You and USChris

have something in common

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We also both have the penis of a man 6’ 6"

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

killing me

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

you are not 6’6 man, you’re Italian

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

this, also good

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Me and Joe have other things in common…. not a ton of things, but still

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Whether or not you stick around for the meteorology report

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

How about Jim Hill, because I’ve seen him from six inches away and SOB, he looks good.

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

oh Jim Hill is a flawless man, but I’ve only ever seen him in person

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Dorian fucking Grey good

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice suits too.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw Pay

1. Kershaw is just going to keep improving. Only an injury can impair his ability.

2. Last season he logged 233 innings and as a strikeout pitcher he frequently exceeded 100 pitches per outing.

3. Kershaw has thrown 716 MLB innings to date.

4. Only 240 pitchers in history have met or exceeded 2,500 MLB innings pitched for their career.

5. If Kershaw stays healthy until he logs 2,500 MLB innings pitched and averages 230 innings per season, he will have been in service 7.756 more seasons.

6. I would create a contract that would guarantee his services for 8 years tonight.

by 68elcamino427 on Nov 17, 2011 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

The most hyperbolic statement in the history of hyperbole

from Jim Bowden:

This labor negotiation between MLB and the Players Association was the most professionally handled negotiations in Sports History…CONGRATS

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:16 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t disagree. I haven’t heard a lick about the negotiations.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah I know, I didnt even know they had them… Maybe it went so smooth because MLB has no power vs that union anyways, or so im told.

by uschris0304 on Nov 17, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

There has probably been a mention or two about the negotiations most days here for the last few weeks.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d say we are certainly on the far right of the bell curve whn it comes to looking for baseall news.

Haven’t heard a negative word coming from anywhere but Puerto Rico.

by G.Scott on Nov 17, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

That makes no sense.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 17, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Summary: we felt that small market teams were getting a little too fiesty, so we fucked em good and hard.

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by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Also we hope people from Latin America decide to play soccer instead of baseball. We will then wonder why no one wants to play baseball anymore.

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by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

What happened on this front? World-wide draft?

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Cap and floor on Latin American signings.

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by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure how it affects Japan.

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by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

A run on assistant college coach pedophilia

per John Ourand of the Sports Business Journal:

Uh oh. ESPN reporting that a Syracuse basketball assistant coach is being investigated for molesting a former ball boy. via SportsCenter. ESPN’s Mark Schwarz is reporting the story on ESPNews right now.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:20 PM PST reply actions  

:(

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 17, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

that sums it up well

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Dirty laundry airing time. Sure we molested, but only once. Keep focused on Penn State.

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by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that why they’re called ball boys?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

also known as slobber boys for a reason.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

this didn't happen

last time. The Lutherans didn’t suddenly come out with dirty laundry : )

by Josie Becker on Nov 17, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a fucking ball boy, he was asking for it

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

OH NOES
Ken_Rosenthal
Source: #Rockies sign IF Brandon Wood. Had been outrighted by #Pirates. #MLB

by silverwidow on Nov 17, 2011 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

if Brandon would what?

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Brand on Wood = Louisville Slugger?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Could platoon with Stewart until the stud muffin is ready

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by meercatjohn on Nov 17, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be the most interesting

and judging by last year, worst platoon ever

by eitherethier on Nov 17, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Gibbons/Thames wishes

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

they made up for being uninteresting with being bad

by eitherethier on Nov 17, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d like you to plot all these points on a graph. I look forward to that Fan Post :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Heyman says Wood will get $100,000 over the minimum salary if Wood makes the team.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

now he turns into 2006 garret atkins!

lol

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by Ivdown on Nov 18, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

things to love about Mrs HJ

She has been sick with a cold while I was in Vegas. She is still sick, and I am not feeling so hot myself. Just beat to shit.

She calls – "I know you are tired, but I don’t feel up to making dinner – wanna pick up some In and Out burgers on the way home and we can eat them while watching the footsballs (think Bobby Bouchet) on the new TV.

Damn, I got lucky

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

Significantly better looking than Kathy Bates, too.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

She is to me

but not if you’re into squared headed thick ladies with a distinctive manishness to their nature

then you go Kathy every single time

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW Joe

I’m liking Matterhorn. About 300 pages into it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

Dude, it’s not that long of a ride.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It is

if you are behind 40000 Nebraska fans

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The perfect amount of callback.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So glad!

I get a tremendous amount of joy when someone likes I book I turn them on to

Jarringly real – eh?

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought he was talking about the new vincent chase movie

by Michael White on Nov 17, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Matterhorn will arrive Monday for me. And World War Z!

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 17, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I laugh every time someone asks if I want to go to BJs.

by silverwidow on Nov 17, 2011 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

Perfect on several levels

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

do you want to go to BJs?

by dodgerpreacher on Nov 17, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There was a diner in my hometown

Called BeeJays. Rumor was it was owned by Lesbians, so I’m sure they got some chuckles

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow this leads you to Phranc.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

In the first year of the last MLB CBA (2007), the minimum salary rose from $327,500 to $380,000, and increase of 16%.

A similar increase this time would mean a raise from $414,000 to about $480,000.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 17, 2011 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not sure why I did that

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I have always wanted to go to that Island. Must be crazy with chicks getting it on.

other dumb things I have done and said:
Years ago, when I was in my mid-20s and looking for adventure, me and a buddy went to a lesbian bar on Santa Monica blvd hoping for I don’t know what….we just thought “hey no competition from any other guys….let’s see what happens”

Nothing happened other than every woman in the joint assuming we were a gay couple and the ones the figured it out wanted nothing to do with us

not my best night’s work. I learned a lesson though: “It doesn’t matter if your product is good and there is no competition, if there isn’t a market, there isn’t a market.”

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Had a female friend

who used to drag me to this gay bar on Santa Monica called Revolver back in the early 80’s. That’s where I saw the Thriller video debut. The crowd went wild

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 17, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d be amazed how many guys fail to learn that lesson.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 17, 2011 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

“There would be a market if I was the product.”


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

1072 comment in this thread so far

and as far as i see not a single complaint about it slowing down, ahh the power of Clayton

by MammothDodger on Nov 17, 2011 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

I switched to firefox and it fixed the slow problem for me.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 17, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t want a DH in the NL

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 17, 2011 5:11 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Dodgers, most Cy Young award winners in MLB

Did not Know this.

"Next year, we're definitely going to make the playoffs."
-MVP

by funkyjam on Nov 17, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

Dodger pitching

FUCK YEAH!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 17, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

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SP 44
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