In recognition of this great day in history,'Twas the night before the 2nd and all through my house,
I had just left my computer and made one last click of the mouse.
In the room with Dodger bobble heads, the last one I saw,
Besides Kemp and Either was new Glove Gold winner Clayton Kershaw.
I whispered to Clayton as I turned off the light,
"A Cy Young is shortly coming into sight."
I had no idea what the night was to become,
Until the tweet from on high would be delivered through Shaikin.
The hairs stood up on the back of my neck, relief, elation, joy and ovation!
Now I could imagine the dodger ticket line being filled with a new motivation!
What was this new feeling? Great happiness, bliss, elation and delight!
I haven't been this happy since Mark Loretta's big night.
Bring in the Prince or hail to the King,
Heck I don't care as long as there's no McCourt in the Ravine!!
Hello to new True Blue dreams! How to handle the new hopes?
But first say goodbye to the Boston family of dopes!
Good riddance to all of you and to all a good night.
Don't let anyone see your faces or there could be a fight.
My eyes that were once tired were now open and wide,
I sprang to the front door and shouted outside,
"Hey stupid Giant fans on my short cul-de-sac,
We'll see you next year in your pathetic orange and black!"
On Kemp, On Kershaw perhaps a free agent we really WANT!
Let's Do this in Blue and a World Series Trophy we'll flaunt!