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Adam Kennedy On Dodgers' Radar

The Dodgers are getting closer to rounding out their bench for 2012, reportedly near a deal with infielder Adam Kennedy, per Tony Jackson of ESPN Los Angeles. As Jackson notes, "Length and terms of the deal weren't immediately available," though it would be rather shocking if Kennedy got more than a one-year deal.

Kennedy made $750,000 with the Seattle Mariners last year after signing a minor-league contract before the season.

The Dodgers would be the fifth team in five seasons for Kennedy, who hit just .234/.277/.355 for Seattle in 2011. He would likely be the primary left-handed hitting infielder off the bench for the Dodgers in 2012, playing second base and third base as needed. A second baseman by trade, Kennedy started all over the infield for Seattle last year, starting 34 games at second base, 24 games at third base, and even 23 games at first base.

Kennedy was once a terrific defensive second baseman, though time will tell if he still is entering his age 36 season. Kennedy was rated as an above average defender, at least at second base, by both Ultimate Zone Rating and Total Zone Rating in three of the last five years, and subpar in both 2007 and 2009.

Kennedy's finest hour on the field was Game 5 of the 2002 ALCS, when he hit three home runs to lead the Angels over the Twins for the American League pennant. His finest hour off the field just might be this guest appearance on the television show She Spies:

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I disliked Kennedy for years because he was the prize for trading Edmunds. Always thought he was over-rated back when I did not care much about defense during the steroid era.

Now, I’m glad he’s on our bench and I have no idea why.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:08 PM PST reply actions  

I was too young to pay close enough attention to the trade

so he had a chance to grow on me before I found out he is what they traded edmonds for

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He makes Mark Ellis look good?

He might be slightly better than Aaron Miles? Which would be more comforting if he was here to be the new Miles and not the New Jamey Carroll.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because he’s left handed and can still play defense.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Adam Kennedy could *be* the Dodgers' Radar

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 29, 2011 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

he only needs a helmet with one ear flap

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

He's gotta be high on the list

of talentless people who made buckets of money

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a mighty big list

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

His talent was drumming, he made money being an actor.

Come on, how many actors could have played that role the way he did it. I call BS.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, now I remember, you were the one person in the 70’s who hated Mash.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know

all of the actors? It was a pretty simple role

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary Burghoff made buckets of money?

Plus he wasn’t talentless, it’s just that he was only really good at doing one thing. Playing that role. And drumming.

Sort of like Adam Kennedy!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 29, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Believe me

Everyone on MASH made oodles of cash

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

From syndication I guess, eh?

Well anyway, moving on… ;)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 29, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d have made oodles more if he had no moved on

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It was definitely McLean Stevenson's worst career move ever.

He was sure Hello Larry would be a hit!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 29, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

McLean was an acting hack, I enjoyed the show much more after Potter and BJ joined.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It was fun for awhile but yeah if the show wanted to mature a bit

it was better off with Harry Morgan. I liked Wayne Rogers but his character wasn’t very developed.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 29, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Trapper and Blake were better IMO

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 29, 2011 10:50 PM PST up reply actions  

And are probably still making cash by the truckload.

by fbihop on Nov 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait for TBLA to go into syndication

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Sigh...

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 29, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Only hold over from the movie:

To make it past the 3rd season. there is a great comment in the 25th Anniversary edition of Mash the movie (could have been the 30th) about how the got the shower drop seen with the woman that played Hot Lips.

by Grimjack on Nov 29, 2011 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Sally Kellerman. God I loved that scene.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 29, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to get another copy of that movie.

by Grimjack on Nov 29, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Lorretta Swit was a regrettable casting decision

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

She never had the sashay of Kellerman.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 29, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Stood next to her

in a popcorn line in Westwood once a long time ago

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Back when we signed Mark Ellis, Table and I had this discussion.

Now we have both.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

I like having Ellis and Kennedy around defensively

not sure the Dodgers’ already questionable hitting has been improved any this off season though.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 29, 2011 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

Gary

I answered your question in the last thread regarding my grading of last years prospects.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

So Sad

Gnomey has to hunt the heater in other climes

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:12 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Evidently getting on base is over-rated for powerlesss infielders who once played great defense.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:13 PM PST reply actions  

I wonder how Kennedy’s .120 ISO stacks up against the rest of the Mariners?

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

4th out of qualified people. Only 11 points behind Wily Mo!

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He's got that

Chewy Veteran Nougat going for him

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Rings in a box are especially cool when you were a key part of the architecture of the box.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we had Garrett Anderson………………………………..
{Ducks}

by Grimjack on Nov 29, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He had that Reggie Jackson-like 3-homer playoff game that time. The man is clutch, you can’t buy that kind of October production!

/dontreallybelievethis

by EMDarrow on Nov 29, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Maddz is right again.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:14 PM PST reply actions  

Now we have two guys saying this

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

what am I right about

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

its harder to gloat

when you don’t know what you are gloating about

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 5:42 PM PST up reply actions  

gloat like a butterfly

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever she is right about

I think she should translate it into Latin

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

“diabetes mellitus”

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

“diabetes”

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Evidently I am a snarky sphincter.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

obvi coach

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

we would have been AWESOME

in 2003!

Wait, did I say awesome? I meant equally mediorce.

by mintxcore on Nov 29, 2011 5:17 PM PST up reply actions  

if we get 3 wins out of 2b

I’ll be ecstatic

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody see where Sirhan Sirhan's lawyers

were asking for a new trial, stating he was subjected to `sophisticated hypno programming and memory implantation techniques’?

Hell, we call that watching TV commercials.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

Those guys

work fast

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Having watched that, it was surreal. I’ll never forget the Secret Service Guy actually taking the bullet.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing is more impressive to a nation then how an old president takes a bullet and keeps on ticking.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t president yet, but Teddy Roosevelt:

Before a campaign speech in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Theodore Roosevelt, the presidential candidate for the Progressive Party, is shot at close range by saloonkeeper John Schrank while greeting the public in front of the Gilpatrick Hotel. Schrank’s .32-caliber bullet, aimed directly at Roosevelt’s heart, failed to mortally wound the former president because its force was slowed by a glasses case and a bundle of manuscript in the breast pocket of Roosevelt’s heavy coat—a manuscript containing Roosevelt’s evening speech. Schrank was immediately detained and reportedly offered as his motive that “any man looking for a third term ought to be shot.”
.
Roosevelt, who suffered only a flesh wound from the attack, went on to deliver his scheduled speech with the bullet still in his body. After a few words, the former “Rough Rider” pulled the torn and bloodstained manuscript from his breast pocket and declared, “You see, it takes more than one bullet to kill a Bull Moose.” He spoke for nearly an hour and then was rushed to the hospital.

by fbihop on Nov 29, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

One day I’ll learn to read… he was already president.

by fbihop on Nov 29, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

he was already a badass

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 5:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn't get

Teddy reelected tho

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

According to Wikipedia, every President since FDR except for Eisenhower was the subject of at least an assassination plot or attempt.

The Nazis did try to assassinate Eisenhower during WWII, though (pdf).

by fbihop on Nov 29, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

And of course the Dodger connection

Drysdale had just pitched another shut out that night and Kennedy acknowledged moments before being shot.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I always wondered how the fate of our nation would have changed if Rosey Grier had been a hero instead of to little to late.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

he might have never made this

and our nation would have suffered artistically ever since

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

that was before RFK got his

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

film was 4 years after – 1972

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think John Hinckley and Anders Breivik should be allowed to duel.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 29, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If they ever let David Chapman go, it’s on.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 29, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Jodie Foster is on pins and needles.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea if this is still true, but:

Back in the 1990s, a friend went to pitch Jodie Foster on a movie idea. You had to go through three locked doors to get into her office.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

And, somehow, Little Man Tate happened.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, yeah

She didn’t want to get caught in the broom closet again.

by The Dude Abides on Nov 29, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

using latest audio technique they say they can account for 13 gunshots meaning he could not have been the lone shooter

they also say one of the bullets was not his and was replaced

they did not mention anything about the other three bullets that were from his gun that hit Bobby.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

to summarize the summary

people are a problem

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 5:59 PM PST reply actions  

Brian Williams is a professional. Keeps going despite a fire alarm going off.

by fbihop on Nov 29, 2011 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

I know someone was talking about getting into watching MMA earlier. I just realized that the UFC puts every single fight from every season of The Ultimate Fighter, including the finales, online for free.

Cool stuff.

by fbihop on Nov 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST reply actions  

Yup, I watched the Brock/JDS season, the UK/US season and I’m almost done with the Koscheck/GSP season

by Michael White on Nov 29, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

When the Alaskan dude in the Koscheck/GSP season who only has one move (guillotine), who had won 11 fights (all by guillotine) defeated the number 1 pick of the other team (by putting him in a guillotine) I fist-pumped.

by Michael White on Nov 29, 2011 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Well he’s gonna be 11….AND 1!

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I lol’d

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

You can relive the Gabe Ruediger vs. Cake battle again and again.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

MLBN top players under 25

they did it tournament style. Kershaw made it to the final 4, but lost out to King Felix.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 6:51 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

That’s gonna make some people mad.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Stanton wins

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 6:59 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I would take Kershaw before him overall

But hot damn he’d be my favorite position player under 25 by a wide margin. I can’t wait till that kid hits 50 hr

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 29, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting top 50 list

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 6:57 PM PST reply actions  

My top 5 at the moment

1. Bryce Harper
2. Matt Moore
3. Mike Trout
4. Dylan Bundy
5. Jurickson Profar

Profar is my personal favorite from this group. Ridic patience at 18, AND he plays SS. Unbelievable.

by silverwidow on Nov 29, 2011 7:32 PM PST reply actions  

that Profar guy

hearing great things about him

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Exchange on Up and In: The Baseball Prospectus Podcast

Kevin Goldstein’s Mom: What do they call him?

Jason Parks: They call him Jurickson.

Kevin Goldstein’s Mom: They don’t call him Jerky?

Kevin Goldstein: No, mom.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike Trout might not be a rookie anymore. It is really close on service time. 7 AB short though.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Rosenthal saying

Deal with Kennedy would be a major league deal

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Just not a major deal.

by berkowit28 on Nov 29, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I would assume as much

kennedy hasn’t quite played himself out of the league yet

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not. Yet.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So the Dodgers dealt Miles/Carroll for Ellis/Kennedy?

Woohoo!

by Joey Joe on Nov 29, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, Lateral Moves R Us :/

Defensively the new pair when put together is probably an upgrade, just because Miles was so crappy, especially at 3rd, and with very little range. Offensively, not an upgrade, except for Ellis having a bit more pop than the others.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I say defense is roughly a wash. Kennedy is better than Miles and is probably a slightly better unnatural 3B, but Carroll turned out to be someone you didn’t mind being a fill-in SS and I wouldn’t let Ellis or Kennedy near that position.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm guessing sellers backs up SS?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Honest question

What is with the love for Sellers?

I mean, I like the guy and I root for him and he has nice tats and all, but it seems pretty likely to me that he is a fringe major leaguer — a guy who might be a 25th man or maybe not. Am I wrong?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing it’s because he’s cheap

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m all for cheap, believe me, but there is a limit even to my cheapness.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

cheap and appears to be the real deal with the glove

and yeah, he is fun to root for. I don’t necessarily want to hand him a starting job, but I think he should be given a shot.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I think he could be good bench guy

but it seems the Dodgers might not

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

they figure someone will get hurt

much like uribe and furcal and blake did last year and sellers will be with the club in no time. I

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Because the way Ned constructs rosters the option is either Sellers or Juan Castro, so, well, who cares.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Cue Bill Murray

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Uribe


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Carroll’s substantially better than either Kennedy or Miles.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Or Ellis.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

he's also 37

so we shall see

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Carroll might blow this year, but the Dodgers need to replace his 2011 production.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

oh true

I’m hoping Dre goes on a tear

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Dodgers’ fate in 2011 is dependent upon replacing Jamey Carroll’s production, we’re probably screwed anyway.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

callback, way back

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Jamey Carroll: The Guy You Think You Won’t Love But Then You Do

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohio state basketball

Weren’t they ranked #1 at some point last year?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 8:35 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Yes. They were one of the best teams in the nation the entire year and were #1 when they were undefeated and around 17-0 (working off memory here so I could be way off).

They’ve got, arguably, the best player in the country this year and a decent enough supporting cast around him to win it all. If Buford ever turns into the talent people thought he was 4 years ago then this team could be very hard to beat.

Their arena is also underrated in terms of how tough it is to play in. I went to a game there around 7 years ago and was shocked at how loud the place was for what wasn’t that great of a team.

by VegasBlues on Nov 29, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

they are ranked #2 right now and just beat #4 Duke by like 20 points

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

What I remember about Adam Kennedy

from his Angels playing days was saying to my dad every time I watched him hit, “how can that guy hit at the major leagues with that huge of an upper cut?” Somehow, he kind of did. Well, at least back then. And remember, I said “kind of”. :)

by Xeifrank on Nov 29, 2011 9:00 PM PST reply actions  

dude had 2500 plate appearances of 750 ops

good enough for 98 ops+ for the angels. I would say the guy could hit. No kinda about it.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Royals want someone to back up SS and 3B

may I interest you in a Uribe?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST reply actions  

Please

for the love of God take Uribe.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on Nov 29, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

to everyone who chimed in on the aero-internship conversation last night, i appreciate the help. Especially you Phil, too bad i can’t have you write letters of rec for me :)

by meercat nephew on Nov 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST reply actions  

the question is is this really his nephew

or another of Phil’s puppets… or both…. BUM BUM BUM

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is to say, just like Phil in real life.

Hmmm. I have confused myself.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Internet Phil

does not prepare you for IRL Phil. Which is good. :)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

true, the family is shocked by online phil :)

by meercat nephew on Nov 29, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, luckily only the adults read this and my Dad can’t ever remember the name of my blog.

Great screen name by the way Zebadiah

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

this reminds me of Guys and Dolls

OBADIAH?! :)

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks i’ve been waiting to reveal the name

by meercat nephew on Nov 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

GOOD GOD the meercats are multiplying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by keithc13 on Nov 30, 2011 7:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Problem is the more familiar I get with people the more I feel comfortable being a snarky ass IRL so that is why I limit my TBLA appearances.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck! :)

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Good luck

You can contact me at my e-mail at the bottom of the page. You’re studying aerospace engineering, right? I work in satellite control, is that something you are interested in?


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

DAVE CONTROL

TO MAJOR TOM

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I worked unmanned craft for a reason. Would you trust me on something people had to be in??


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey they trusted me.

by Grimjack on Nov 29, 2011 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

dork

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

stop: hatin’ is bad

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Boo this man.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

if there's a problem, yo i'll solve it

check out the hook as my DJ revolves it

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

also

relevant

I’m looking at you, Delias Man

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I busted out these two lines earlier today at work.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to buy you a drink.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Way ahead of you, doll.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Boo all of you.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If it makes a difference, it was relevant.

That said, I’m quite certain that it doesn’t make a difference.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I will add

Bride of Kavula is a systems engineer, in Civil Space. I’m not sure if they have any openings/internships — it’s not a good time in Civil Space — but she is working on a very sexy project that doesn’t kill people: a new system to look for Earth-like planets around other stars. If that is floating your boat, let me know.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

Bride is a “systems engineer” because that is her title, but she is a Ph.D. astronomer by training.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Civil Space? is there like a “Barbarian Space”?

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. It is called the military.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, ……
I got nothing.

by Grimjack on Nov 29, 2011 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

My father, Rutgers ’55 (go Scarlet Knights!) was apparently a member of an anti-frat/sorority society back in the day known as the Scarlet Barbarians.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they sit in Catbird Seats?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 29, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

She needs a look from the opposite perspective.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Call me crazy, but Bride enjoys not killing people.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Bride

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even advertising copywriters?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I don’t work in advertising. I work in publicity.

Publicity is just like advertising, except you don’t have to buy it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

When are her skydiving lessons?

Publicity is just like advertising, except you don’t have to buy it.

Just say you’re running for president.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

That sounds like a perfect gig, instead of killing earthlings, they get to find life on other planets and kill them instead. Win Win

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure he’s back to studing. Rough guess he studies more in a week then I did in my entire High School career.

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry

this is my first time posting, trying to keep up with all the new stuff :)

by meercat nephew on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

First rule, on-line Gurnee’s only say sorry once and this is expected to handle a full day of irritating people.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome. Just remember the #1 rule of TBLA:

We’re Almost Always Not Assholes in Real Life, Except for Humma

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

We Are Sassholes though.

/tip and a Dr. Pepper to Tommy Blackjack


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m thinking of breaking out a new screen name
Sassy Sphincter

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

When does s/he get to interview Colletti?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

I had not thought of that. Oh what fun

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Humma

Is such a nice guy I gave him a shirt. For a drink.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 9:50 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

No beads?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 29, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I do have beautiful tits, if you like sunken chests.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I wear that shirt every weekend now. I love it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ya

I’m an aerospace major, just started my concentration in space. I’m pretty much interested in anything space, satellite control is no exception. i’m still all of my intro/fundamental aero classes for the most part

by meercat nephew on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I am like the complete polar opposite of you, in terms of academics.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

better/worse

RELIGION!

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

qualification

sociology, psychology, and history of religion, not theology. oh no. never theology.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

That is Josie, Maddz is studying Religon

Stop laughing

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

hey now

I’m about to make a switch into something slightly more respectable: Classics

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

True story: a buddy of mine here at work did not put his Ph.D. on his resume, because he felt that it would disqualify him from most any job.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m looking at history departments for my PhD now.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

My daughter needs to fish or cut bait about grad school. Don’t apps have to be done about now?


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, about now. Some schools have rolling deadlines, some have hard deadlines for aid (Claremont did but I got money anyway, WHAT UP). I took two years off, and I’d say I’m doing very well in terms of hanging.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s starting a second job this week, so I was hoping (but not pushing) that she would have her mind made up and apps done by now.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

do you know what she wants to do?

I just started my second job too! Hooray! …

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

She'd

like to teach, ideally at a collegiate level, which means I will have to also publish things.

Seriously, she wants to enter a grad program at a uni with a PhD mathematics program.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

you will have to publish things? awkward

;)

nice. lots of good places for that! i hear you have to come up with something new, though. that seems daunting.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i say that like it's not what you do in the humanities

but I don’t have a math brain so it seems a lot more difficult.

I mean my thesis is just going to be me bitching about critical theory and linguistics. I can’t wait

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have the wherewithal to accomplish what you or she is trying to do, so I admire you both for that.

Back in the day, UCLA offered degree(s) in “Linguistics/Computer Science”; I knew someone in that program.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

She’s working on a defensive metric that won’t be used with a horrific acronym.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

if I were her

I’d invent something like BOOBs

Balls out of baseline

just to troll you guys

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, BOOBs might be a useful thing to know. How often does a player foul off pitches? Is there any correlation between a high number of foul balls and OBP/SLG?

Also, just think — you could devise some sort of system where Barry Bonds was a 36DDD.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a 66DDD

If he had had two heads.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmm I do have this on MLC. Do I sacrifice dignity?

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I am suddenly uncomfortable at this juxtaposition of my daughter and BOOBs.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

I’m sorry

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Think how embarrassed he will be when she calls the new metric
DICKS

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Directional Intensity of Curveball Strikeout Score

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of curiosity, what do you want to do with your life, Maddz?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Make cat videos.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Teach Zumba forever!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Troll second-string catchers by ignoring them.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd like to teach

Ideally at a collegiate level, which means I will have to also publish things. Barring that, high school. Or something.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Like this one - Completion of Ph.D. is expected prior to or shortly after date of hire.

Assistant Professor of the Classics
Colgate University
The Department of the Classics at Colgate University invites applications for a tenure-stream position at the rank of Assistant Professor, beginning fall semester 2012. The department seeks applicants with training and experience in the teaching of Latin and Greek at all levels. A research interest in Latin literature is preferred.

The successful candidate will be expected to bring philological expertise to a department that places high emphasis on the languages and also plays a major role across the curriculum through courses in translation.

He/She will also be expected to participate in all-university programs, including the Liberal Arts Core Curriculum.

The teaching load is five courses per year. Colgate is a highly-selective liberal arts university of 2800 students situated in central New York. Colgate faculty are committed to excellence in both teaching and scholarship.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, something like that

though Latin lit isn’t particularly my jam. It’s also the “teaching Greek at all levels” that is going to kick my ass.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to use Greek for sentences, daughter needs to use Greek for formulas.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus free toothpaste!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to wonder

why there wasn’t a Crest University

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Colgate is located in an even less appealing part of New York State than Schenectady.

The nearest big city is Utica.

Utica!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The Eastern Snob emerges from beneath his bridge

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Believe me, I am no Eastern snob.

Last weekend we spent two days in New York City. My reaction: “This is a fun visit and I am goddam glad I don’t live here.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i may have substituded a different vowel

the first time I read through that sentence. ahem.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 11:40 PM PST up reply actions  

…and a hot plate.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 29, 2011 11:36 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s near Rochester. I smiled when I saw that.

G has tentatively agreed to move. G is going to be shocked when he ends up in Maine.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s near Rochester if a 2 1/2 hour drive is near.

On the other hand, you could see shows at The Egg!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Near is relative – I mean Buffalo and ’Cuse are an hour, so.

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Maine is easy. Colby, Bates, Bowdoin… all great schools, all near enough to Boston.

My pal from high school has a PhD in art history, teaches at Southeast Oklahoma State, and lives in North Texas.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Will anyone be living in NorthWest Texas in ten years after the dustbowls?

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

University of New Mexico - Isotope Country

Applicants must be able to teach Latin and ancient Greek language courses at both undergraduate and graduate levels, as well as classical civilization core and topics courses in translation, and also contribute to sustaining the department’s excellence in research and scholarship.

Classical Studies at UNM is a vibrant and growing program that offers both BA and MA degrees, with 40+ undergraduate majors and 7 full-time graduate students. The Classics faculty and graduate student instructors serve over 2,500 students per year, offering a wide array of courses in Latin, ancient Greek and classical civilization in translation. The Classics program emphasizes excellence in philological training and exposure to the major trends in classical scholarship in order to prepare students for jobs and/or further graduate education.

UNM is located in Albuquerque, a high desert city of 600,000 on the Rio Grande that offers an active outdoor lifestyle. New Mexico is an ethnically diverse state boasting a rich and fascinating cultural heritage. UNM is a large state research institution with over 3,000 faculty serving approximately 32,700 students. UNM seeks a diverse faculty who can contribute to its core academic mission and values.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Colgate

Was a go to football parlay bet back in the day.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

ProCreate some Dodgers?

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by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I know way too many classic majors

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Coke Classic

Was an epic advertising comeback after the disaster known as New Coke

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 9:53 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Classics?

To better understand us old farts here?


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

weellllll Late Antique History

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so just Marty.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool, we can make an engineer out of you. You like basements, white short-sleeved shirts and staring at the floor, right?


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i was staring at the floor supposed to be studying for EE test tomorrow when i noticed phil’s post, so i think so!

by meercat nephew on Nov 29, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to run for your life, these folks will destroy your life. I was a man once.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Engineers? TBLA commenters? BOTH!


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Any of you knuckleheads

involved in the Mars dune buggy thingee?

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No

I just do communications satellites.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend

Has worked at Hughes/Raytheon for now 27 years doing stuff like that.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably crossed paths somewhere. Over 28 years in the biz, starting with Hughes.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Husband of a co-worker at Sony works on that.

But I don’t know any planetary (our solar system) astronomers.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Galileo!


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Amadeus!

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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Theophilus!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I was involved in putting it up there. Once the thing detaches from the vehicle, not my problem anymore.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I had to deal with a gaggle of A-circle guys today. FML.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm getting this uncontrollable urge

to figure out how to short aerospace

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m so sorry.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Hence – Rocket Scientist

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Marty, did you read the TBLA softball team thread? If not you should:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Hilarious

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yurrr?

Dilbeck sez Larry King is a minority investor.

King has agreed to participate as a minority investor in Dennis Gilbert’s bid to buy the Dodgers, a person familiar with the bidding process confirmed Tuesday.

King and Gilbert each hold season tickets in the dugout club at Dodger Stadium, although King had said he would not renew because McCourt charged hundreds of dollars per ticket and “instead of bidding on any free agent, spent the money on himself.” McCourt since has agreed to sell the Dodgers.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

Hey if he actually likes baseball and is a dodger fan

COME ON BOARD. Oh and buy me a pony

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 29, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

he does, and he is

i believe he said he was a fan when they were in Brooklyn.

and yes, Pony.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

i've seen him at a few games

he was also at Spring Training the same time we were last year

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

He's a horndog

Did he hit on you?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 29, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

negative

you act like i get hit on

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Did Gary simply forget something in the car?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I forget who I said hi too, I got a wave, some 4th outfielder for the Reds

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 30, 2011 7:44 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sure

Not like he’ll be living all that much longer.


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by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Constantly promoting Larry King, Dodger superfan, does not help the perception that baseball is lame as all hell.

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

“All right guys the Lakers have Jack Nicholson who did we get”

“Ray Jay Johnson”

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by regfairfield on Nov 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

oyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Cryptkeeper Night is not a winner?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m predicting Humma the Red Nosed Kavula within the hour.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Have the Christmas Specials

always started this early? I missed How The Grinch Stole Christmas last night, and I think Santa Clause is coming to town is showing on ABC Thursday.

I just watched It’s Thanksgiving Charlie Brown a week ago!

by Josie Becker on Nov 29, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you wiped way your tears yet for the Toys from Misfit Island?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

You could have that happen at your local mall.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It is Freaking NOVEMBER

Can we at least get to December before the classics are on TV?

by bhsportsguy on Nov 29, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

THIS!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m DVRing like crazy, cause I dunno if they’ll air them again, but gee whiz – I’m with you

by Josie Becker on Nov 29, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Josie

The TBLA softball team still needs a second skirt – go sign up!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

Sign up is free!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to pass up free!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to read the very last part of the thread and use his email, the form you just filled out does not work

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

At the very, very end, he says it is fixed now.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

oh

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I would not trust it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

You think registering is hard wait until practice starts. We have to make a softball player out of Quidditch player.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

just hope

Josie played at Beater

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 29, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet she did.

Clink!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 29, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hunt that snitch down!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 29, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I should ask my friend Anna if she’ll play.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Anna not be a TBLA member

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

That could be easily rectified.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

true.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 29, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be unsporting.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I s’pose.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 29, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

this killed me

easy rec

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

And green. LOL

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 29, 2011 10:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think The Left FIeld Pavillion is pranking us for not having him on our blogroll. This is just an elaborate scheme to extort $500 bucks from us and have us sitting in frigging Corona with no real tournament scheduled and all the other blogs are in on it because they hate Chad.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 29, 2011 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

Dunno if anyone has problems with the new Adobe Flash Player, but it makes videos skip repeatedly on my PC. Had to disable it and download the older version, which works fine. Weird.

by silverwidow on Nov 29, 2011 10:33 PM PST reply actions  

Do the Dodgers really have something against players who can hit at all?

Besides being a veteran there is really nothing, according to the path Kennedy has been on the last 3 seasons, that he brings to the table.

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by Ivdown on Nov 29, 2011 10:48 PM PST reply actions  

they got Kemp penciled in for 11 more homers so they think he’ll carry the gap

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 29, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Most guys that can hit don’t want to sign a deal to be a backup right now. Maybe later on in the offseason when they see that no team is going to give them a starting job but they’ll hold out a month or two longer.

by VegasBlues on Nov 29, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Kennedy and Ellis

the Tomko and Hendrickson of the middle infield

flotsum and jettsum redux.

ugh.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 30, 2011 12:48 AM PST reply actions  

Philip J. Meercat

I sent you an e-mail.

by G.Scott on Nov 30, 2011 7:46 AM PST reply actions  

Miles & Carroll

Were all of you Ellis and Kennedy haters also hatin’ on Carroll and Miles? If you want to compete for a WS championship from 2013 – 2019 (the Kemp Era) spending big $$ on 2012 would be extremely shortsighted. The Manny/Andruw/Pierre contract handcuffs will be just about gone in 2013 and that’ll be the time to have a go at it.

by BaldBilly on Nov 30, 2011 7:51 AM PST reply actions  

but the free agent classes of the next couple years are totally devoid of stars

by G.Scott on Nov 30, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

which will lead to Andre ethier’s 4 year extension.

by G.Scott on Nov 30, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless the Rangers decide not to extend Josh Hamilton.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 30, 2011 8:00 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

would you really want to have to pay 32 year old Josh Hamilton?

by G.Scott on Nov 30, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

might as well pay 29 year old Andre Ethier

by G.Scott on Nov 30, 2011 8:02 AM PST up reply actions  

And his blood is about 65.

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Nov 30, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

You think he’s about to fall off a cliff skill-wise?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 30, 2011 8:08 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He’s at least not playing more than 130 games a year

by G.Scott on Nov 30, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Ethier?

his skill level should be fine if he can stay healthy…IF!

by BaldBilly on Nov 30, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, yes

I still think Miles is garbage and the 2 year Carroll deal wasn’t well received here at the time that was signed (we were wrong.) The problem with waiting until 2013 is the free agent class is not very good, particularly compared to now.

by Michael White on Nov 30, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Honestly?

The truth is the Dodgers are not signing Pujols/Fielder/C.J. Wilson…just about everyone else is not worth a long term big dollar deal.
The future? Kemp/Kershaw/Billingsley/Gordon/Sands/DeLaRosa/Jansen/FedEx…that is the core to surround with high priced free agents…for 2013 and beyond! Sorry…I want to win now too :(

by BaldBilly on Nov 30, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

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Pos No Player 2012 Salary
C 17 Ellis $490,000
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2B 37 Herrera $375,082
3B 6 Hairston $2,250,000
SS 9 Gordon $485,000
LF 23 Abreu $401,311
CF 10 Gwynn $850,000
RF 16 Ethier $10,950,000

OF/1B 33 Van Slyke $388,197
2B/3B 3 Kennedy $800,000
OF/1B 30 Sands $375,175
IF 13 DeJesus $448,992
C 18 Treanor $850,000

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
Jansen $491,000
RHP 52 Lindblom $483,000
RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

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