2011 Chattanooga Lookouts Minor League Season in Review
The Chattanooga Lookouts are the second to last team in my minor league seasons in review, and they turned out to be a very interesting club in 2011. Heading into the season their roster wasn't all that impressive, but a couple of breakout seasons and a few promotions later and the Lookouts turned into one of the more noteworthy teams of 2011. Residing over 2,000 miles away from Los Angeles and rarely appearing on milb.tv, the Lookouts were a bit of a mystery since our only connection to the team was through audio feeds and box scores. That being said, 4 players from the Chattanooga roster made their major league debuts in 2011 which gave the team even more credibility.
Record: 77 - 62 (35 - 35 First Half, 42 - 27 Second Half)
Season Result: After a 4th place finish in the first half of the season, the Lookouts rallied and won their division in the second half. Unfortunately Chattanooga was swept by the Tennessee Smokies in the first round of the playoffs.
Season Recap: The Lookouts exceeded all expectations in 2011 as they turned out to be a very well balanced team. Several players stepped up to lead the club, especially on offense, and the team improved throughout the season culminating in a second half division crown. While they fell short in the playoffs, there were several reasons to be excited about the Lookouts during their season.
In terms of team stats, Chattanooga was atop the leader boards in both pitching and hitting. The Lookouts led the league in both ERA (3.66) and strikeouts, while placing second in saves, WHIP, and HR allowed. The hitting was even better as the club ranked 1st or 2nd in virtually every offensive category. Their team slugging % (.444) and team OPS (.794) ranked best in the circuit, and they also led in doubles, triples, and total bases. Chattanooga was second best in average (.273), HR's (125), and even stolen bases (121).
Offensive MVP: There were a couple of standout offensive seasons for the Lookouts in 2011, but Scott Van Slyke was the clear MVP of this team. He led the team in every significant offensive category except for runs and stolen bases, and even won the league batting title with a .348 average. His SLG %, OB%, and OPS all ranked 2nd in the league, and his big season earned him a spot on the Dodgers 40 man roster.
Best Offensive Prospect: I'm giving the top offensive prospect award to Alfredo Silverio, who was the other Lookout hitter to have a breakout season. Scouts always liked his athleticism, and he finally used it to his full potential in 2011. Even though he still had trouble taking a walk, he lead the Southern League in Total Bases and had a surprising 18 triples despite failing in 12 of his 23 stolen base attempts. In addition, even though I don't think Silverio will be able to play center fielder regularly in the big leagues, that is where he spent most of his defensive time in 2011 so that gives him some additional value as a prospect.
Pitching MVP: There were a number of candidates for this award, ranging from solid starting pitchers to dominate relievers. After much consideration I'm giving the honor to Nate Eovaldi even though he only won 6 games for Chattanooga. Eovaldi's 2.62 ERA in 103 innings was more than a run lower than any other starter not named Rubby De La Rosa, and his WHIP was an impressive 1.18. The 21 year old also struck out 8.65 batters per 9 innings and had a great FIP of 3.05. Finally, batters hit just .203 against him, and he allowed just 3 homers prior to his big league call up.
Best Pitching Prospect: Similar to the pitching MVP award, there were a bunch of guys to consider for the Lookouts's best pitching prospect. Since Rubby De La Rosa is no longer technically a prospect, I'm picking Allen Webster, giving him this award for the second time since he also was my selection as the best pitching prospect for the Quakes. While Webster's overall stats in AA weren't very impressive (5.04), he was actually very good until the month of August when his workload caught up to him. He's still just 21 years old and the 145 innings he threw were a career high so I have no problem with him tiring late in the season. As I mentioned in my Quakes report Webster has a good sinking fastball and a great changeup that scouts say might be plus-plus in the future.
Follow the jump for more...
Other Notable Players and Prospects: Before I get into the position by position breakdown, I wanted to highlight a few more players on the team who either had a great season and/or have the potential to turn into a legitimate Dodger prospect. This way, the more notable players don't get lost in all the detail below. There were quite a few guys on this Lookout team worth mentioning.
Kyle Russell - OF - Russell continued his trend of hitting for a lot of power while striking out a ton. He ranked 2nd on the team with 19 homers, but K'ed in 32.2% of his plate appearances. The good news is that the 25 year old also continues to walk at a good rate which helped him post a .840 OPS despite a .259 average.
Brian Cavazos-Galvez - OF/1B - BCG got off to a slow start with just 4 homers through the month of June, but he finished with a flurry and connected on 7 bombs over his final 30 games while posting a .969 OPS. The 24 year old's stolen base numbers were way down from last year proving that he was simply taking advantage of the younger competition in the Midwest League, and he continues to walk at an extremely low rate.
Chris Withrow - RHP - The 2007 1st round pick didn't get a lot of attention in 2011, but Withrow quietly had a very good season despite walking too many batters. In his second season with the Lookouts Chris lowered his ERA from 5.97 to 4.20, and he also led the Southern League with his 9.1 K/9 rate. Like I said the 22 year old issued too many walks which didn't allow him to work deep into games, but besides that he did everything else well. His fastball can reach 98 mph, and he also has the makings of a plus curveball.
Shawn Tolleson - RHP - Tolleson finally found a league where he couldn't strike everyone out as his K/9 was "only" 11.2, but in all seriousness he continued to dominate with a 1.62 ERA and a 2.18 FIP in 44.1 innings. He also converted 12 saves and made the back end of Baseball America's Southern League's top prospects list, where they wrote that the 23 year old throws in the low 90's but has good movement on all his pitches, especially his cutter.
Cole St. Clair - LHP - The 25 year old lefty reliever was outstanding through July, and even with a rough final month of the season he finished the year with a 3.04 ERA, a 1.11 WHIP, and a 2.58 FIP. Cole has never been known as a hard thrower, but he hits his spots and walked just 13 batters in 50.1 innings.
Josh Wall - RHP - As I've mentioned many times before, Wall has found new life in the bullpen and can again be considered a legitimate Dodger prospect. He led the Lookouts with 68.2 inning in relief and posted a 3.93 ERA, which wasn't all that impressive but was the best of his career since 2005. He's currently throwing very well in the AFL and rumor has it that he's hit 100 mph. The 24 year old is also a candidate to be added to the 40 man roster in the next few weeks.
Steven Ames - RHP - Ames' numbers with Chattanooga weren't quite as ridiculous as they were with the Quakes, but he continued his success with a 2.48 ERA and a K/9 of 11.3. Since getting drafted in 2009, the former 17th round pick has a career ERA of 2.14, a career WHIP of 0.98, and a career K/9 of 13.5 in 109.1 innings. The 23 year old is another guy throwing in the AFL and while he's getting hit around a bit, it is a great experience for him.
Ethan Martin - RHP - As mentioned in my Quakes' season in review, Martin was promoted to AA after a move to the bullpen. He continued to have problems with control in Chattanooga, but overall he showed solid improvement as his ERA was a solid 4.02 and he struck out more than a batter per inning. The 22 year old also picked up 3 saves.
Javy Guerra - RHP - Guerra was the first of four Lookout pitchers to make his major league debut in 2011, and so he only threw 17 innings for Chattanooga before his promotion. The recently turned 26 year old was carving up the competition in his limited appearances with a 1.06 ERA and a 0.76 WHIP.
Rubby De La Rosa - RHP - We all know the De La Rosa story by now as he was dominating AA, got promoted to Los Angeles, but then was shut down after 60 big league innings because of a balky elbow that required Tommy John surgery. In his time with the Lookouts, the 22 year old had a 2.93 ERA and struck out 11.7 batters per 9 innings while posting a .199 batting average against.
Josh Lindblom - RHP - Lindblom split his season pretty evenly between Chattanooga and LA, and had a remarkable turnaround from an ugly 2010 season. After posting a terrible 6.54 ERA in AAA in 2010 with a K/9 under 8.0, Lindblom recorded a 2.13 ERA with the Lookouts and a K/9 of just about 11.5. Then of course he had a sub 3.00 ERA with the Dodgers, so really it was an incredible comeback for the big 24 year old.
Position by Position Breakdown (player's age in parenthesis):
Catcher: Matt Wallach (25) was the Lookouts' primary backstop, although he missed most of July due to an injury and was replaced late in the year by the younger Griff Erickson (23). Wallach was on the verge of becoming a legitimate catching prospect for the Dodgers after a solid season in 2010, but he failed to show any progress in 2011 and in fact regressed with a .247 average and just 3 homers. His the only impressive part of his season was that he walked more than he struck out. Erickson, on the other hand, smacked 7 homers in just 41 games and posted a .808 OPS in his first taste of the Southern League. Both Wallach and Erickson also showed strong defensive skills. Hector "Vector" Gimenez (29) was the only other Chattanooga player to spent a significant amount of time behind the plate, and even though he is no long in the Dodgers system at least we'll always have spring training 2011 to remember him by.
1st Base: Two outfielders, Scott Van Slyke (25) and Brian Cavazos-Galvez (24), split the season at 1st base in 2011. Both were learning the position for the first time, and they alternated in left field when they weren't playing at 1st. I've mentioned each of their offensive season's above, and in terms of their defense at 1st base they both were considered adequate and had a fielding % of around .980 for the season. Hector Gimenez (29) also spent some time at 1st when he wasn't catching or the DH.
2nd Base: Jaime Pedroza (25) was the Lookouts' main 2nd baseman for the second year in a row, although a late demotion to the California put a damper on his season. Pedroza only has himself to blame for the demotion, however, as he was hitting just .250 with 6 homers and 24 RBI's though 87 games despite being one of the older players in the league. Super utility man Elian Herrera (26) also spent a good amount of time at 2nd base, and he left his mark on the basepaths with a team high 33 stolen bases. Besides his speed and versatility Herrera didn't show too much potential as he batted .278 with 3 homers while making 20 errors in the field.
Shortstop: It was an ugly group that manned shortstop for the Lookouts in 2011, led by the light hitting minor league veteran Ivan Ochoa (28) who had a .636 OPS for the season. The aforementioned Elian Herrera (26) and Wilberto Ortiz (26) also spent time at the position until Jake Lemmerman (22) took over full time in August. Late Night hit two homers in his short time with the Lookouts, but batted just .234.
3rd Base: There was a revolving door at 3rd base for the Lookouts as 5 different players spent at least 20 games at the hot corner. Travis Denker (26) actually led the way despite playing just 45 games at 3rd base, and he had an ugly fielding % of .904. His hitting, on the other hand, was much better as he connected on 10 homers in just 233 at bats and had a solid .862 OPS. Spring Training star Corey Smith (29) was another player that filled in the gap at 3rd base, but he was pretty quiet at the plate and isn't worth writing about. Someone who is worth writing about is Pedro Baez (23), who accumulated just 105 at bats in 2011 before getting shutdown for the season. There were rumors that he'd emerge later in the year as a pitcher a la Kenley Jansen, but that was not the case. I actually don't know what was wrong with him nor what his future plans are after he hit just .210 in his shortened season.
Outfield: The outfield was definitely the bright spot of the Chattanooga offense, and the majority of these players have already been mentioned above. Center field was manned by Alfredo Silverio (24) for most of the season, although Silverio also spent a decent amount of time in left and played some right field as well. Silverio actually accumulated 19 outfield assists during the season, but I don't think it's because he has an amazing arm. Brad Coon (28) was the backup outfield and did basically nothing at the plate. As previously mentioned Scott Van Slyke (25) was the primary left fielder when he wasn't at 1st base, and split his time out there with Brian Cavazos-Galvez (24). Kyle Russell (25) was the everyday right fielder until his late promotion to AAA, at which point Alex Castellanos (25) took over full time. Castle made a great impression on Dodger prospect fans after joining the team in the Furcal trade as he posted a 1.009 OPS in his 32 games with the Lookouts, connecting on 4 homers, driving in 23 runs, and walking almost as much as he struck out. There has been talk about converting him to either 2nd base or 1st base since the Dodger have a crowded minor league outfield, so it will be interesting to see where he plays next season. By the way, I forgot to mention this in my Roster Addition Preview, but Castellanos is another guy that needs to be added to the 40 man roster or else the Dodgers risk losing him in the Rule 5 draft.
Starting Pitchers: The Lookouts had a pretty consistent rotation in 2011, as only 7 pitchers started 5 or more games for Chattanooga. 4 of these 7 starters were discussed above (Chris Withrow (22), Nate Eovaldi (21), Allen Webster (21), and Rubby De La Rosa (22)), so I'll talk about the other three pitchers here. Michael Antonini (26) was acquired by the Dodgers from the Mets for Chin-Lung Hu, and in his first season in Dodgers organization Antonini was the Lookouts' workhorse with 148 innings. He ranked second on the team with 10 wins, and had a solid ERA of 4.01 with a K/9 of almost 8. Overall it was a good season for the lefty, and while his ceiling isn't all that high he remains an option to one day make it to the show, potentially as a spot starter. Will Savage (27) was another Chattanooga starter that spent the entire season in the rotation, and he won a league high 12 games by working 141.1 innings. His ERA was similar to Antonini's at 3.95, but his WHIP of 1.25 ranked 2nd in the league among qualifying pitchers. Signed as a minor league free agent prior to the 2010 season, the Dodgers clearly like what they see in Savage because they just re-signed him for yet another year. Finally, Stephen Fife (25) was a late addition to the club since he was acquired in the Trayvon Robinson trade, and he essentially took the spot of Eovaldi in the rotation. In 6 starts Fife posted a 3 - 0 record, and his 4.01 ERA was pretty consistent with the 3.66 ERA he had while in the Eastern League earlier in the season. The 2008 3rd round pick has pedigree and a good 3 pitch mix, but he doesn't miss a lot of bats and is currently getting hit around in the AFL.
Relief Pitchers: I mentioned virtually every significant Lookout reliever in the section above for "Other Notable Prospects, so I'll be brief in my bullpen recap. Javy Guerra (26) started the season as the Chattanooga closer, then was replaced by Josh Lindblom (24) when Guerra got the call to LA. Lindblom then served as the Lookout closer when he wasn't with the Dodgers, and in his absence he was replaced by a combination of Shawn Tolleson (23) and Steven Ames (23). Josh Wall (24) and Cole St. Clair (25) were the team's most effective setup men, while Ethan Martin (22) was more of a middle/long reliever. All the other significant bullpen arms were minor league veterans, with the exception of Javier Solano (21). As I mentioned in my Quakes report, Solano put up better numbers in AA than he did in HiA for the second year in a row, recording a 3.03 ERA in Chattanooga and allowing just 1 homer in 32.2 innings. I'm sure he'll start the 2012 season back in AA.
League Leaders:
| Southern League Hitters | |||
| Category | Player | Rank | Amount |
| Runs | Alfredo Silverio | 2nd | 90 |
| Hits | Alfredo Silverio | 2nd | 163 |
| Hits | Scott Van Slyke | 3rd | 159 |
| Doubles | Scott Van Slyke | 1st | 45 |
| Doubles | Alfredo Silverio | 2nd | 42 |
| Triples | Alfredo Silverio | 1st | 18 |
| Home Runs | Scott Van Slyke | Tied 5th | 20 |
| RBI's | Scott Van Slyke | 3rd | 92 |
| RBI's | Alfredo Silverio | Tied 5th | 85 |
| Total Bases | Alfredo Silverio | 1st | 289 |
| Total Bases | Scott Van Slyke | 2nd | 272 |
| Walks | Scott Van Slyke | 4th | 65 |
| Strikeouts | Kyle Russell | 2nd | 144 |
| Stolen Bases | Elian Herrera | 4th | 33 |
| OB% | Scott Van Slyke | 2nd | 0.427 |
| SLG% | Scott Van Slyke | 2nd | 0.595 |
| SLG% | Alfredo Silverio | 4th | 0.542 |
| Average | Scott Van Slyke | 1st | 0.348 |
| Average | Alfredo Silverio | Tied 5th | 0.306 |
| OPS | Scott Van Slyke | 2nd | 1.022 |
| Southern League Pitchers | |||
| Category | Player | Rank | Amount |
| Wins | Will Savage | 1st | 12 |
| Wins | Michael Antonini | Tied 4th | 10 |
| Losses | Michael Antonini | Tied 5th | 9 |
| Shutouts | Allen Webster | Tied 1st | 1 |
| Saves | Josh Lindblom | Tied 3rd | 17 |
| HR Allowed | Michael Antonini | Tied 1st | 19 |
| Walks | Chris Withrow | 4th | 75 |
| Strikeouts | Michael Antonini | Tied 3rd | 131 |
| Strikeouts | Chris Withrow | 5th | 130 |
| WHIP | Will Savage | 2nd | 1.25 |
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The McRib as an Arbitrage Vehicle
Key line:
Fast food involves both hideously violent economies of scale and sad, sad end users who volunteer to be taken advantage of
http://www.theawl.com/2011/11/a-conspiracy-of-hogs-the-mcrib-as-arbitrage
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
this is fucking awesome
I often explain my business as labor arbitrage
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
labor arbitrage is what MLB players go through, yeah?
by Josie Becker on Nov 8, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
no, they go through arbitration which is very different
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
But Moneyball (undervalued commodities?) is a little like arbitrage?
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totally – that is a skill arbitrage. I am buy skills in India for less than I can sell those skills in the US.
Here is an easy way to think about it
You make sandwiches and sell them for a profit at a concert – that is a value added service
You buy subway sandwiches and resell them for a profit at a concert – that is arbitrage
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
Now I know what to call those guys on the sidewalk at tourist attractions selling bottled Ralphs water out of an ice chest for $1 a pop.
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exactly
now transportation could be part of a “value added service” but that is pretty weak argument
Warren Buffet is a master
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
You run around with a propane tank in a shopping cart selling bacon wrapped hotdogs – value added service
You buy a 24 pack of water and resell them for a buck – arbitrage
although keeping them cold on ice is a little bit value-added service.
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pork offal slurry! pork offal slurry! pork offal slurry!
/Zippy
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And though the sandwich is made of pork shoulder and/or reconstituted pork offal slurry,
offal is essentially the leftover organ meat, slurry means the offal is mixed with water. This is more-or-less the porcine equivalent of the pink chicken stuff that the McNuggets are/were made out of.
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I strangely find that the least objectionable part of the sandwich and industry
I like when we use the whole fucking beast
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
and lots and lots of additives to make palatable.
Give me some thighs, pressure cooker, and I’ll give you real chicken
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
what about liver! I love me some chix livers…..
I am not so down with the heart
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Using the whole beast doesn’t necessarily mean eating the whole beast. Is there something else we can do with pig organs?
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Entrail Fight!!!!!!
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
Play spooky pig music at pig churches.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
I just pictured Porky trying to reach those bass pedals with his little pig hooves.
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Back in 2002, McDonald’s was buying 1 billion pounds of beef a year. (As of last year, they were buying 800 million pounds for the U.S. alone.)
Wonder how many cows that takes
by Josie Becker on Nov 8, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Coarsely
If one cow produces 1000 lbs of meat (they don’t, I imagine, but that is about average weight for cows raised for beef), it takes a million cows to produce that billion pounds of beef. Obviously if the yield is more like 500 lbs, then two million cows. Either way, that’s a lot of methane production.
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now I’m imagining a who city of cows, walking around in Hawaiian shirts, drinking at bars called the Swinging Udder
by Josie Becker on Nov 8, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
The ultimate titty bar?
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by David Young on Nov 8, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Heh
Fast food involves both hideously violent economies of scale and sad, sad end users who volunteer to be taken advantage of.
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this is quite possibly the best article ever written
An obvious reason that the McRib might be a fall-only product could be that people have barbecue (or at least things slathered in barbecue sauce) all the time over the summer—they would be less likely to settle for a cheap and intentionally grotesque substitute when they can have the real thing. Introduce it in the fall and you might catch that associative longing for the summer that HFCS-laden spicy sauces and rib-shaped things evoke.
by Josie Becker on Nov 8, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
There really are a whole bunch of (Mc)nuggets in there.
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Krusty: Sorry People, the Ribwich is gone.
Homer: When will it be back?
Krusty: No, I mean, it’s gone. The animal we used to make it is extinct.
Man: The cow?
Krusty: No
Woman: The pig?
Krusty: No, think smaller. More legs.
Crowd: eeeeewwwwwww.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Witness to all this, Americans on both coasts tweet jokes about the sandwich, and reference that one episode of “The Simpsons,” and trade horror stories, or play the contrarian card and claim to love it;
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:D
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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
“both coasts”? Hell, we cover that right here at TBLA!
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Chattanooga
seemed to be where the action was last year.
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by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 12:30 PM PST reply actions
It takes a long time to read this article!
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Minor nitpick
Withrow did not lead Southern league K/9. Not sure what cutoff you were using, but if you used say 100 IP, Moore would still be higher than Withrow.
I think technically he did
because when you look at the Southern League Leader Board, the minimum to qualify is minimum 0.8 IP/league game, and Moore doesn’t meet that. i know it’s a high minimum so barely anyone qualifies, but i’m just going off of that
by Brandon Lennox on Nov 8, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
yeah
it’s also why Will Savage ranked 2nd in the league in WHIP
by Brandon Lennox on Nov 8, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
By the way, I forgot to mention this in my Roster Addition Preview, but Castellanos is another guy that needs to be added to the 40 man roster or else the Dodgers risk losing him in the Rule 5 draft.
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Castle is someone Chris Jackson says doesn’t need to be added. Should be interesting in a few weeks.
yeah i rememeber that
but i’ll again say that he has to be wrong. i’ve read numerous sources that say 2008 college draft picks are eligible for this rule 5 draft, so i don’t see how he wouldn’t be eligible
by Brandon Lennox on Nov 8, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
TBLA rep is on the line. I have a tweet RTG “In your face Chris Jackson”.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Things Shaquille O’Neal said as a freshman.
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I could see Antonini and Savage in Albuquerque next year as cheap starting pitching depth, like the #9 and 10 starters in the org depth chart.
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Heyman tweet
A person with knowledge of the Dodgers sale says bidding will definitely go over $1 billion, and Frank McCourt may well reach his $1.2 billion target.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 12:49 PM PST reply actions
/FrankMcCourt
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
We do have some roster crunch issues. I’m sure we’d lose Wall if we don’t add him. Wonder if Ned has a 3 for 1 prospect trade up his sleeve.
Seemed like every single pitching prospect was in AA
but no
we still have Reed, Lee, Gould, and Sanchez.
Still now sure which one is the better prospect between Eovaldi, Webster, and Withrow long term.
At some point I hope to look back on this roster and find slew of productive major league arms:
Rubby, Eovaldi, Webster, Withrow
Tolleson, Lindblom, Guerra, Wall, and Saint Claire.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Monasterios was sent to AAA to get injured, not AA?
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
yes
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
Terry Francona interviewed with StL today. 1980s middle infielders of varying degrees of talent, Ryne Sandberg and Jose Oquendo, will interview tomorrow, per Joe Strauss of St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Jose to Ryne — “How many positions did you play in one game?”
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
one second Jose
(finishes polishing MVP trophy)
You know how much upkeep these need, right Jose?
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
I am rooting strongly for Oquendo
He played every position on the field and since has held almost every possible coaching job (minor league coach, minor league manager, MLB bench coach, MLB base coach).
He would have to be the first ever to play every position and then coach in every position right?
Well, Bert Campaneris and Scott Shelton never managed in the bigs, but maybe others played every position just not in one game?
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
But he was involved
in shady doings at a bikini bar in Gardena, so he’s got that going for him.
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
Also Cesar Tovar for the Twins in the late 60s methinks.
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I’ve never had a McRib, but I’ve heard nothing but good things.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
By a bottle of Kraft barbecue sauce at Vons on sale for 99 cents and chug it while chewing on a 49 cent roll. About the same experience.
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by David Young on Nov 8, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
and it’s not bad
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
Before McDonalds added things like pre-packaged salad to the menu, I was at some lecture where a food-knowledgeable person pointed out that no teeth were actually required to eat at McDonalds; that one could quite easily simply gum a Big Mac into easily swallowable form. Still seems generally true.
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You must have this sub-thread confused with the bash McRib thread. That’s the first 100 comments under the Lookout season review.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions
Show me a gambler
and I’ll show you someone who won the first time.
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
by mleadman on Nov 8, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
This is true
I know nothing about anything, and baseball least of all, and college basketball even less than that, but every year I enter a NCAA March Madness pool because I won the thing as a 10th grader.
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There’s someone here who keeps winning and shit. I figured it was worth a shot. But it just feels freaking rigged to me.
Dude – it is rigged to make money for the lottery commission. Duh.
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Are the tickets not pre-printed? Tons of losers amongst the winners.
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hahahaha
math tells you it is rigged, what you hope is that someone else’s losses pays for your gains
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
They tell you about the winners, never the tons of losers.
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Brandon - great stuff
The Lookout roster had to be the highlight of the season. Would not surprise me to look back in 20 years and see more WAR from all the players who got at least an AB or Inning with them double the WAR of the infamous Jacksonville 5.
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Who was the Jacksonville 5?
Billingsley, LaRoche, Broxton, Guzman, Martin?
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
Okay
Thanks.
Looking up FanGraphs WAR now
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
Hoffman’s this year was lower than I would have guessed.
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You better look up B-R WAR Too
or you will have UZR comments up the wazoo!
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C’mon, plenty love to argue about UZR’s inclusion in fWAR.
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UZR daddy
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
Eh, not a huge issue here. First base and catcher are the only position players on the list so it’s not like you’re getting wide swings in UZR like you do with Kemp and Ethier.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions
Billingsley: 16.8
Broxton: 9.4
Loney: 8.6
Martin: 20.8
Guzman: -0.1
Total: 55.5
I think that’s going to be pretty tough to beat. Martin and Billingsley will probably contribute a bit more (Loney and Broxton are tougher considering the positions they play.) Rubby, Eovaldi and Webster probably won’t be enough, you’ll need some of the hitters to perform too.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions
20?
give it 5
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
as we have said many times, if a stat is being used wrong then politely correct us with the proper usage or no one learns anything.
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Sure np
WAR is meant as a framework not a stat. From that framework each person or entity is able to create their own implementation of WAR (ie – fWAR, bWAR, pgWAR). Not happy with fWAR, well then create your own implementation where UZR is replaced with the Fans Scouting Report or some other defensive metric. Think grit is undervalued then create your own implementation and add it in. Here is a good read on it.
So Chad is doing it right then.
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I guess to be fair we should only pick five.
I only know Rubby is on my list. Not sure who the other four would be.
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Would probably be disingenuous to choose Kenley. Not sure how much WAR that stable of relievers are capable of putting up anyway.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
If you did limit it to 5, I think it would be really difficult to beat the Jacksonville 5 4
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
fucking Martin and his great early years.
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he broke our hearts.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Martin = Fredo?
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It's really pitcher heavy....
How about Rubby, Jansen, Webster, Withrow?
@TElciram
by Taylor Maricle on Nov 8, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
this made me laugh
The Yankees were disappointed Jonathan Sanchez went to the Royals, as they believed they had more to offer to the Giants.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
Back in the day
that just meant he got traded to the Yankees’ AAAA team.
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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
With Sanchez being available it is strange he did not become a Yankee. I guess the Giants didn’t want Nunez:)
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kinda makes you wonder what they would give up for Billz
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
/throws tomato
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
Yuck
I’ve been asking for 1 1/2 why the love for Gardner?
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more like
Juan Pierre
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
He’s a white Scott Podsednik.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
by Nolij on Nov 8, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
wouldn’t expect that.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
The fanboy in me can’t allow for any celebration of that
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
I like all those guys (actually, i was never a huge DeWitt fanboy), but if Chad is traded I’ll be crushed. It’s not rational, but every once and a while I’m not an arm-chair GM, I’m just a fan.
/sobs
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
Other then Reg, we should all understand this sentiment.
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Losing Dewitt has lost its sting now
but man I hated that trade
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
same here
i would hope the return would be significant.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions
lol
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 8, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
List your favorites in order
so a year from now we can hoot and holler
DeLaRose, Rubby
Eovaldi, Nathan
Guerra, Javy
Martin, Ethan
Tolleson, something
Webster, Carl or Allen
Withrow, Chris
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RDLR
Webster
Eovaldi
Withrow
Guerra
Tolleson
Martin
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Rubby
Tolleson
Webster
Eo
Javy
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
My thought process
Rubby will be an effective starter for years to come. Tolleson will be an effective reliever for years to come. Webster is a wildcard for me, so I’m hedging my bets, but I like him. Eo is a nice #4 starter. Javy will be midly effective in the bullpen. I have zero faith in Martin or Withrow.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
I pimped Rubby as our #1 overall prospect last year, so I have to stick with him here
Rubby
Eovaldi
Webster
Withrow
Tolleson
Not sure it matters, you’ll never be able to search that far back.
by G.Scott on Nov 8, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Phil will transcribe them on his Etch a Sketch. When he finally finds where he left the list, he will be so excited to find it, he will inadvertently shake it and lose everything.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Once when I was 29 I had the opportunity to invest in the parent company of Etch A Sketch because our company was doing some OEM work for them and the OEM Salesman told me it was going to be huge. I didn’t, it was. He retired at 50, I’m still working.
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Both the Etch A Sketch and I debuted for the 1960 holidays.
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I was thinking polarizing, which also works.
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Fuck you, and thanks.
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by David Young on Nov 8, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
I watched an artist friend of mine
draw a fucking life-like eagle on an Etch-a-Sketch. I wanted to kill him.
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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
Yes, I’ve taken to copying good comments onto a searchable database. I’ll soon start moving all the good stories over. At some point I don’t want SbNation to say, you know, we appreciate everything you did now go fuck yourselves.
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In other words
Fuck you, and thanks.
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"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Surprised to see Guerra behind Tolleson on a few of these lists. Isn’t Tolleson’s ceiling about what Guerra did last year?
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
I think a few view this year as his peak, with nothing but valley below.
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ok so I listed a top 5, but I have Tolleson in there but not Guerra because based on what I saw of Guerra, his stuff is flat and straight and I’d be surprised if he made it out of spring training with a lock on a late-inning role. 2011 I predicted Kuo to blow up, 2012 it’s Guerra, and Hawksworth will be our next big pleasant surprise.
I see Tolleson as something like Scot Shields, whereas Guerra strikes me more like a Joe Borowski. I see them both having nice major league careers, but Tolleson seems more reliable for some reason.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Rubby
Eovaldi
Webster
Withrow
Tolleson
Guerra
Martin
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Rubby and the rest
who can make sense of that steaming pile of potential but not promise
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Dennis Gilbert
reportedly has some big money guys in his group.
"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."
G I L B E R T
like
W I L B U R
will be the new chant
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no one chants for the owner. Owners get booed, begged or ignored. I prefer ignored. Means they’re doing their job correctly.
Whoever is the owner will get a standing ovation on opening day. Book it.
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First order of business: Hire away Ron Washington.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
His second order of business
would be to make the uniforms purple
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
eventually
there are times where they are adored. See Moreno.
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
A week before the Magic announcement I saw him pull up in a black Mercedes outside a diner I was eating at. A woman with obvious implants came running out of the nail parlor next door and proceeded to give him a big hug and long kiss. I remember wondering how she took the announcement.
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
im a sucker
for an owner who sits front row center for a shit ton of games before even owning said team
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 8, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions
Anybody’s kids playing the Skylander Game from Activision?
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is that the one with the interactive toys?
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 8, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
do they like it?
I read about it but was wondering how it would be received.. seems like all activision does is make call of duty games these days.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 8, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
ActiVision has been all downhill since Pitfall.
"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."
Hey I want that floating remote control Shark that can just float around my house remote controlled… awesome!
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandygram
Flowers
Air Shark!!!!!!!!!!
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
You want to surprise someone. Remote that baby over their bed then yell SHARK while they are sleeping.
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First date:
“Humma, you seem so sweet, kind, and gentle. What went wrong between you and Bride?”
“I remote controlled a floating shark above her bed while she was sleeping, then yelled, ‘SHARK!’”
(Long pause.)
“Check, please.”
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
its basically pokemon
but instead of catching them you buy them
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
You started with the cards, then when the video games
And you have to by both to catch them all.
The reality Grimjack and the TBLA Grimjack are far from each other. If no one had ever met you, I think the police sketches of you would far far away be the furthest from the truth.
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While we were discussing the McRib, a friend offered this: She is at a conference that is discussing, among other things, the fact that “people may pay good money for food grown in lunar regolith (supplemented, of course).”
magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
I responded to her: “If people pay good money for pork offal slurry shaped into something that vaguely but unconvincingly resembles a rib that is slathered in high-fructose-corn-syrup-laden BBQ sauce, you can damn well be sure that people will go gaga for Moon Veggies.”
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
I gotta say, I did not understand the rainbow chard joke in that thing. Please explain. What does rainbow chard have to do with McDonalds?
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
It's the
Maryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada argument. “You think your above this stuff, I can trace your cerulean sweat all the way back from the bargain bins.” “You think you’re alternative? The stuff available at the farmer’s market is dictated by corporate agricultural concerns”
You must think you are on the lifeline blog
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I watched the first 10 minutes, then had to destroy something.
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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur
Ugh. Then you missed Meryl Streep's brilliant speech
This… ‘stuff’? Oh… ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean. You’re also blindly unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn’t it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of eight different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic “casual corner” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you’re wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”
by Josie Becker on Nov 8, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I couldn’t hear her over the the gaseous exchange taking place in my pants
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I actually sat through this movie. What I remember from it: Anne Hathaway is cute.
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Wasn't a fan of the movie
But when the main character laughed and questioned if there were two different types of blue, I remember thinking to myself that she was way out of line.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
I never got the love fest over this McRib… though ive never tried one… or maybe I did along time ago and forget…. but I draw the fast food line at pork.
Maybe trying one would help explain why people like them.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
Relievers still gonna get paid
per Heyman:
seems madson & phils are talking about deal for about $11M a year. (@jim_duquette said 4 yrs). so that’d be 4 for about 44M
NO FUCKING WAY
Sometimes I hate my game
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It is like Frankie Rod never fucking existed. And yet here is the team who most of us would have to say is the best built team in the NL.
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I definitely thought they were last year. Will have to see about this next year. Their window could be getting shorter…
their window is fucking small
definitely not 4 years wide.. they have 2-3 max.
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 8, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
Is tihs like
the best equipped dentist in the army?
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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
by mleadman on Nov 8, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If this goes down, it will be the stupidest contract of the 21st century.
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Juan Uribe
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
Once upon a time, those players had value.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
yeah
signing a 30 year old relief pitcher with a career 3.68 FIP who spent time on the disabled list last year to a 44M contract sounds good :)
KLaw Thoughts
RT @keithlaw: Phillies now set up to pay $11MM to a guy who threw just over 4% of their innings in 2011, which is great on a $500MM payroll
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I just watched some video of those air swimmers. I can’t wait to bring one to work for the ThanksGiving Pot Luck. I am going to make people shit their pants.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJINiK9azc
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
This
will drive my dogs insane
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
With so many foodies (and fast food aficionados) here and literary fans as well, thought y'all would enjoy this
Yelping With Cormac (McCarthy)
[Taco Bell, Two Stars, Excerpt] – “The man said he had eaten a thing which he should not have and he could not move because the world was revealed to him in its evil and in its beauty. That if he moved he might fall into the sky and never return. The priest assured him that it was not possible to fall into the sky and that an earthly cure of ginger and peppermint would surely calm his digestion. The man asked could God make a taco so terrible even He could not eat it. The priest considered this and said no this was not possible and to think so was a sin.”
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When I hear Heavy D
I think of this song lyric:
“Salt N Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine, hanging pictures on my wall, every Saturday….”
Name that tune.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
Birthdays were the worst days, now im sippin champagne cuz im tirstay, uh, ya dam right I like the life I live.
yeah thats not even top 20 favorite 2pac songs, plus its outdated, since we are ready for a black president, we currently have one. That part of song bugs me not, cuz its inaccurate.
if you said shit like “bugs me not”
you would be cooler
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
I think of In Loving Color theme!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNN7slybJ8A
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Speaking of In Living Color, is it true they are coming back? with a special 6 episodes or something like that? I heard a rumor .
yes its true
it will be craptacular, but i will still watch. i watched that show when i was a little kid and didn’t get any of the dirty jokes… loved it.
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
and speaking of that, they should bring back all of the original fly girls!
bust out those fish nets jlo!
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
win
seriously, men on film and fire marshal bill, etc were waaaay ahead of their times
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
Jeezus Josie – Devil Wear Prada discussion? Really, have we really reached this low?
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So was Terms of Endearment but if we start a discussion of that I’m banning everyone involved.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
steel magnolias, ftmfw
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
But
McMurtry
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
someone's clearly anti- anne hathaway...
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
I just feel bad for her because of the whole oscar thing
james franco is such a shmuck, and now we have to deal with eddie murphy hosting.
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
You don’t feel bad for her due to the playboy con man boyfriend a few years back, but instead because she was the hostess of a variety awards show that didn’t go so well, yet she was clearly the most lovely thing on the stage
hmmm
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
apparently
she doesn’t test well. Love and Other Drugs had a hard time figuring out its advertising strategy
At the interesting moments she wasn’t covered in anything.
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Man, that was one boring movie. They like to have sex, I get it. Enough already.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
I'm getting so old
that sex scenes are starting to bore me. I was trying to watch Boss, the Kelsey Grammar drama, the other day and there was this scene where a political candidate has sex in the state house, with this hot assistant. It pissed me off because, even for a politician, it was a stupid thing to do and would ever happen. 20 years ago I would have been “all right, tits”.
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
are you sure that is her?
maybe it is a bad movie
I saw her in that movie with her older sister getting married – that movie was great
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Rachel Getting Married
or something like that? Good Lord I disliked that movie. It had some moments, but there were long moments where it felt like the director set up the equipment and called out, “OK everyone, improvise now! ANNNND ACTION!”
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The acting was generally pretty good, but it was hard to care.
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It worked for me
but I like movies about fucked up people where nothing happens but chatter
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
So just like our offseason comments sections.
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So she doesn’t appeal to the unemployed. Are they buying tickets?
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So how bout Community?
personally I think the last few weeks have been brilliant. In no small part due to a severe throttling of chang
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
Last weeks "The Office"
was one of the funniest in a while. It’s the first time I remember laughing out loud watching that show since CeCe arrived.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
If they had the turnaround time of South Park
CeCe would pre-enroll at Penn State in this week’s episode.
I stopped watching it. But I heard they referenced “Moneyball” recently. That must have been a hoot.
It was a funny line. Made funnier by the fact that it was an episode written by Ken Tremendous.
by Michael White on Nov 8, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
Had Charter. Switched because it was cheaper and had more channels, and because ivdown is a hell of a salesman.
I was considering leaving DirecTV
if they hadn’t reached an agreement with Fox.
But would have gone to DISH (Fios isn’t in my area).
Only positive I see on Directv would have been getting the free NFL sunday ticket. But after that I cant see myself paying 350 every year on it. I wish they have a NFL.tv like MLB.tv.. wonder why they dont? Plus NFL Network which Fios and AT&T also have.
because its more lucrative for them to have directv hand them billions of dollars
good for the nfl, bad for their fans
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I am going to guess that
the NFL has looked at the models and figured out that they get much more money as an exclusive product.
It's obvious the data processing manager
is the guy in the field
It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!
by mleadman on Nov 8, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I think my personal favorite is to an umpire, and it's a 4 step rag
1. I thought only horses slept standing up
2. Can I pet your seeing eye dog after the game?
3. When your dog barks twice, it’s a strike.
4. Kick your dog, he’s lying to you.
Can I pet your seeing eye dog after the game?
always better than the alternative umpire bribe…
“Can I pet you one eyed dog after the game?”
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
/SLAP
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
Look between the lines
Woman to man: “Sure is hot, huh?”
Translation: “I can see your pit stains.”
Man to woman: “Pretty cold out today, isn’t it?”
Translation: “I can see your nipples.”
Woman to man: “The air conditioning in my apartment doesn’t work and it’s so hot.”
Translation: “I want to come over to your place.”
Man to woman: “Gonna rain today?”
Translation: “I can see your umbrella, and couldn’t come up with anything else.”
well, now it is
because you have 10 day forecast on your phone and shit – but it used to take some skill to talk about the weather, it was a marketable skill
The woman would hear the dude go on about how the weather was and she would think “This dude is a good ass farmer, his crops will not fail, I will be fed and fucked all by one man, me and my babies”
The dude would hear the woman agree and think “Smart enough to agree with me and keep her mouth shut, knows I don’t give a shit about her opinion, maybe I found a woman to fuck and feed, her and the fucking brats is produces”
Now it is a part of who we are but no longer needed, like an appendix
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
After brief research
for us to get to the Yankee’s current payroll, and without the aid of the DH, we’d have to sign a roster of:
Reyes, Rollins, Pujols, Kemp, Beltran, Ethier, Uribe, Doumit
Ortiz, Rivera, Sands, Sellers, Loney
Kershaw, Wilson, Kuroda, Lilly, Bills
Papelbon, Bell, Nathan, Jansen, Guerra, Hawksworth, Elbert
spending 180 dollars a year might be harder then one would expect?
Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride
It’s an invitation to a get together?
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Just saw a commercial of Larry King endorsing Dennis Gilbert for life insurance. This has to be a sign…
good news for kosher hot dog fans :-)
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
Thicker, juicier and kosher. Your perfect combination. ;-)
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Seeing E's tweet about Rocky
I always imagined that Joe Frazier would have beaten both Apollo Creed and Rocky Balboa even if they fought him at the same time.
Would have been sweet to see an outtake where Joe actually takes a swing but gets juuuuust close enough to scare the shit out of Weathers/Stallone.
I know Sly is a Humma....
is Weathers a Humma too?
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
Weathers was reasonably sized IIRC, but I was like 15 when I met him so maybe he just seemed taller.
Rocky did Joe wrong
After moving from Harlem to Philadelphia, Frazier ended up working at a slaughterhouse.
“I was the drain man. My job was to make sure the blood went down the drain,” he said. “But sometimes, early in the morning, I’d go down that long rail of meat and work on my punching. That’s how Stallone got the same idea for Rocky — just like he used the story about me training by running up the steps of the museum in Philly.”
But Frazier said he never earned a cent from the backstory.
“He never paid me for none of my past,” the boxer said. “I only got paid for a walk-on part. Rocky is a sad story for me.”
Wasn’t Rocky a pretty low-budget flick? I mean, Stallone was a nobody, right?
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yes and yes
nobody made money on the front end of that thing
it was all on the back
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
I hear porn today makes more on the back end than the front end these day. HEY-YO!
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So Joe should have asked for 1/4 of 1% of the gross instead of taking a fee.
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He should have bought a stake in the St. Louis Spirits and piggybacked their 1/7 of a full team’s share of NBA TV rights in perpetuity.
That St. Louis deal during the ABA/NBA merger is really one of the greatest sports-related deals ever.
Or the opposite of Ryan Madson’s contract.
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Should we start assuming the Phillies are the Yankees and money is irrelevant?
Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant
I saw a tweet earlier that Amaro said 2012 payroll will be same as 2011 or so, so maybe they have room.
is this before or after
madson and his agent backed up their dump truck to fill up with money at phillies hq?
by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Nov 8, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
Amaro means bitter
He makes me think of this
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
I guess Madson+Cuddyer just about covers that as long as Wilson Valdez players short.
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rich dudes compensating for small penis?
should we add that to the list of criteria?
by Hollywood Joe on Nov 8, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
My nipples are showing and spinning around?
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Any thoughts about kicking the tires on
John Maine?
Remember the Maine.... um, who is that guy again?
"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre
Last seen pitching for the Rockies AAA club. The reason I ask is that he is a free agent and could be brought in late as a non roster invitee.
We will certainly have a few NRIs of that ilk in camp. I think you mostly have to trust the scouts on those. In that situation, as Meat Loaf said, you’re looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks.
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Bill Simmons
wrote a interesting review of the book Ghost of Manilla
I pan him here from time to time, but really nice work today

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