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Clayton Kershaw Wins SB Nation NL Cy Young Award...But So Does Roy Halladay

Clayton Kershaw and Roy Halladay (and for that matter, Cliff Lee) each had award-worthy seasons in 2011. Kershaw won the triple crown, leading the league in the traditional categories of wins, strikeouts, ERA, and also WHIP; Halladay led in the advanced stats of FIP, fWAR, and rWAR. Halladay was ahead of Kershaw in xFIP too, but both were behind Zack Greinke and Lee. Using the neutralized stats on Baseball-Reference.com, Kershaw and Halladay were remarkably close:

  • Halladay: 18-7, 2.59 ERA, 226 innings, 36 walks, 213 strikeouts, 1.106 WHIP
  • Kershaw: 17-7, 2.62 ERA, 223 innings, 57 walks, 237 strikeouts, 1.076 WHIP

The point is that Kershaw and Halladay were very similar in 2011. Neither would be a bad choice for the National League Cy Young Award. SB Nation writers were so divided, they couldn't pick just one, as Kershaw and Halladay tied for the NL Cy Young. Here are the sister-kissing results:

Rank Name 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th Total
1 Clayton Kershaw 14 11 2 1 149
1 Roy Halladay 13 13 2 149
3 Cliff Lee 4 21 2 83
4 Ian Kennedy 3 14 6 43
5 Cole Hamels 1 7 8 29
6 Madison Bumgarner 2 3 7
7 Tim Lincecum 1 4 6
8 Matt Cain 1 3 5
9 Chris Carpenter 1 2
10 Johnny Cueto 1 1
10 Zack Greinke 1 1
10 Craig Kimbrel 1 1

Points were awarded as follows: seven points for a first place vote, four points per second place vote, three points per third place vote, two points per fourth place vote, and one point for every fifth place vote.

The one person who gave Kershaw a fifth place vote was from Gaslamp Ball, the SB Nation blog for the San Diego Padres. That person's ballot: Hamels, Lee, Halladay, Kennedy, Kershaw. Had Kershaw received merely a fourth place vote instead of fifth, he would have won this award.

I think this is the proper reaction to that ballot.

As for our ballots here at True Blue LA, here they are:

  • Me: Kershaw, Halladay, Lee, Kennedy, Hamels
  • Phil Gurnee: Kershaw, Halladay, Lee, Hamels, Kennedy

The Baseball Writers Association of America will announce the NL Cy Young winner on Thursday, November 17.

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14 – 13 first place votes tells the tale.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

srsly

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

You guy sand your stupid misuse of 2nd place votes

We need to give a voting strategy primer?

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

Ok

so gaslamp ball is written by jackasses. Duly noted.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Half-written by jackasses at least.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

If the other writer doesn't immediatly

and completely disavow the guy who gave him the 5th vote, thats all the evidence I need to know they are both jackasses.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed. Guilt by association.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

The voter isn’t on the masthead at Gaslamp Ball. Otherwise I would have used their name.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

So any Joe Blow was allowed to vote?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

If approved by the site manager, yes

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

So as fucked up as the coach having the equipment manager vote in the coaches poll for NCAA football. Nice.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

but only a little more meaningless

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

or the Sporting News awards in MLB, etc.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

On the one hand, many of the commenters here are very knowledgeable baseball people. On the other hand, Cole Hamels.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

SB Nation is on one hell of stupid streak

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Joe and Josephine Blow.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe a writer from either Purple Row or AZ SnakePit gave Juan Pierre an MVP vote in 2009 and he DID come here and defend his vote.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

So, can you guys get this gaslamp writer over here?

by BFDC on Nov 9, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like talking to idiots, he can stay in his fucking hidey hole

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw was on a shitty team.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 9, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

That's what I'm thinking

His logic is probably: Playoff aces > non-playoff aces.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Regular Idiots > Idiots who root for Padres

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

but they were not playoff aces this year

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant aces on playoff teams.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

none of those aces got a ring

by BFDC on Nov 9, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

If it’s like actual CYA voting, the vote took place before the season ended.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

(the whole thing is stupid)

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Ballots were due before the playoffs started

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

HJ the game is not until Feb, I want to wait and see if we sign Prince if that does not bring in a more high quality TBLA softball playing membership then what we currently have to work with:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

ok

I am doing a fine job of mocking the young ones on the last thread

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I was out of town last time, but if I make it, I’ll be sure to help prevent a repeat occurrence of that

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you interested in representing TBLA in a Dodger Blogger tournament?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you good enough for me to give you the particulars

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha I was kinda surprised you would ask me based only on me trash talking

I’m not a big power hitter, I just hit singles and doubles pretty much, but I’m consistent, and a reliable infielder

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

huzzah! you get 2b!

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, usually play ss, I made some sweet plays playing 2b a couple night ago though

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

We will need you and Xeifrank to post a you tube video extolling your SS skills. Loser gets 2nd base:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Loser gets 2nd base

Sounds like the Dodgers offseason plan :)

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

roast a pig at the end, show’s how down to earth you are

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Two diving stops last night but one hard liner under the glove. :)

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll just use the same youtube clip I keep on sending the Dodgers before spring training in hopes of being a NRI

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Practice? You talking about practice?

Seriously

If we are doing this, if would not be a bad idea to practice a couple of times. Just to get a handle on what we have and who should play where

I don’t wan’t to lose due to carelessness. I don’t want to fucking lose at all

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure

but we are practicing in the Nard. :)

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I am on record for never wearing a cup, so I am down

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

unprotected nads in the Nard

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

jrock

has to be in that middle infielder convo too, I think.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know, he made a few errors under enormous old guy pressure. Taylor didn’t make all of them, it just seemed like it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Obviously not clutch.

I saw a lot of big hops killing his chest.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

from the looks of it, his chest will recover.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what Mrs. Meercat said.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

When the “their left side ofthe infield is to die for” comment happened, I knew he was carrying the team on that one.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We knew too.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't want to play pitcher

I want to play outfield

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Rules

Two females per team, minimum of one in the field at all times. Just a heads up to our recruiting office.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

must... not... make... affermative... action... joke

/ellipsed

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Now is the time for a Cal joke:

Do they not have spell check at Irvine?

I’m sorry, Reg. I feel dirty. Ewww.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I stopped caring about spelling

when I learned about the magic of IDEs

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I still haven’t seen the Ides of March

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

KAI SU TEKNON?!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

nerd

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

ps

do you like Halo Anniversary?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that out already?

I have too many games to pay almost full price for a rehash of a game that I’ve already played. it looks cool though, Halo 1 was always the best Halo.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think so

I know the new QA Assistant Lead. I am going to try and get him to give me swag.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to pitch last time

I did alright but it was infuriating

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

This is how I imagine HHH would say shit in Russia.

by keithc13 on Nov 9, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Please, like Hubert ever went to Russia.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever became of Hubert?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Hubert, what happened to you?

Dave, you’ll appreciate this — I’m teaching Spawn to read. She had trouble with the word “house” — I had to explain silent e, a concept she’d never heard of. So I played Tom Lehrer for her!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesoke!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

What the fuck is wrong with the guy from GLB?

I mean, i know Padres fans from there hate the Dodgers way more than normal padres fans and all, but really?

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

Who the fuck voted Kershaw 5th?

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:05 AM PST reply actions  

RTFA
The one person who gave Kershaw a fifth place vote was from Gaslamp Ball, the SB Nation blog for the San Diego Padres. That person’s ballot: Hamels, Lee, Halladay, Kennedy, Kershaw. Had Kershaw received merely a fourth place vote instead of fifth, he would have won this award.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Who on earth can justify

voting Kennedy over Kershaw…and Hamels first. They should just disregard his ballot, awful.

"Vick’s 100x the player Warner was.
Desean’s not quite at Holts level.
McCoy’s giving Faulk a run for his money.
Maclin’s better than Bruce.

"Warner never took over games."

Signed, wild_eagle - the most delusional person in the entire universe.

by douchiedude on Nov 9, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And the winner of the Failing to Read the Whole Article Award goes to…

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

read it, who is that?

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

tie among 3,992 readers

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

based on comments above, Gas Light Ball?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

It was Ingrid Bergman?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Nov 9, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

A quick scan of GLB shows the articles all being written by “jbox” or “Dex.” My cursory reading puts my money on the asshat by jbox.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It is neither of those people.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I need to be more clear

I have the names and ballots of all the voters for the SB Nation awards.

The ballot in question from Gaslamp Ball did not come from jbox or Dex. Being a manager or staff member on a blog is not a requirement for voting. Each site can have up to two voters for awards for their league, and not every site manager necessarily participates.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I see.

I was just bewildered, i wasn’t questioning you.

I love how he’s also the only guy not to vote for Halladay/Kershaw with his 1st place vote. It’s like a chimp just threw darts in a dartboard for his picks.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats why I want to hear this guy’s reasoning. It might be interesting

by BFDC on Nov 9, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I will bet you a beer that when he comes out with his reasoning, that it is not interesting.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I will bet you a beer that a case of beer had to do with his vote.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

No bet.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing he is trollin…

by BFDC on Nov 9, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

do we know forsure if its a HE?? It could be a SHE, and would make more sense actually.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

no but seriously, just curious is all. Either way, fuck it… Nobody talks about SB awards on TV. I feel like were talking about fantasy football awards. But its all good.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you have a daugher?

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

clearly im not talking about her though haha

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

No, its very much real, and hard work actually. But it was just a joke man, not to be taken too seriously.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahaaaahah

ha

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

stop bein such a woman defender man, sell out… im kidding, again, sort of.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha you hate women you so funny

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 9, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I do not hate women man, jesus christ. I joke about it though, fuck it im bored.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

but yes I do believe some things should just be a man thing, and some things should be just a woman thing. Whatever that makes me, asshole, sexist, jerk off, whatever.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I seriously fear for your daughter.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 9, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

lol ok… this guy, you dont even know me, but you judge me off comments I make off some blog. I fear for you man. What I do at work on the internet, and what I do in my real life is 2 seperate things man… but yeah my daughter knows its her job to cook and clean, and my job to watch sports, I fear for her too.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought it, he said it. You’re a piece of work. Thanks for subjecting us to Internet Chris I know we all probably deserved it.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

But real talk, I do fear for her everyday, its a crazy world out there. Everytime I see her or talk to her, I act as if it could be the last, because you just never know man, you just never know what could happen that day.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

SB Nation should only let land owning males vote. AS TH FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED!

by fbihop on Nov 9, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

AND IT BETTER BE GOOD LAND! None of this swamp in Florida crap

by Josie Becker on Nov 9, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to let you vote for the SB Nation awards next year.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

for example

male and female strippers should be segregated. Its just too confusing otherwise. Also, Hooters staff should always be female.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Except the cooks. Those should always be males.

by fbihop on Nov 9, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You can get cod pieces here

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

its not like he is the first guy

to make a misogynistic joke on this blog.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I have made a minor career of it at times

I do it in a manner that tells everyone I am really mocking myself….but still

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I do it in a manner that tells everyone I am really mocking myself

Yep. That is what I try to do, too, with varying degrees of success.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

no

but he’s the first guy to suggest that someone’s opinion be discounted for the sole fact that that person in question may have a vajay or identify that way.

It’s beyond ridiculous and on behalf of intelligent women everywhere, USChris, I’d like to say that you are about as big of an asshat as the person who voted Clayton Kershaw 5th.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Hah. About.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Math wasn’t my strong suit, I’m not a good guesstimater.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I completely doubt that he is the first

to make a joke that a womens opinion is less valid because she is a woman. You may not like how he joked about it(and I’m not over the moon about it myself), but he was joking.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

on the other hand, if he mocked the WNBA, he would just be me

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

The issue is not the particular joke that he made.

The issue is that it is the latest in a series of borderline/questionable comments. Most of those are of the “whatever” variety and easy enough to let go, but none of ’em do anything to build his cred.

I make borderline/questionable comments every single day here, but (1) when I cross a line, people tell let me know, and I apologize, and (2) I’m pretty sure everybody accepts that apology, because I like to think I’ve built up some cred here —sure that cred is as a tiny, angry asshole midget who knows nothing about anything and baseball least of all, but one who tries not to be an actively bad dude.

That is the issue: the history, not this comment.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I would argue

he has a history of having his comments being taken far seriously then they are intended too. This is not the first time people jumped all over him for something I could tell was a joke from the get go, and lo and behold he would then say yeah dude I was joking.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

and yes

his delivery rubs the wrong way.(Hey Chris!) But come on, there are smart people here who should be able to tell that he is joking.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I don’t have the intelligence necessary to parse out such crafty humor wrapped in a delicious sentence.

Because of the whole woman thing. :D

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

smiley face emoticons

save so many feelings.

Maddz here demonstrates proper use.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I can say all sorts of things in jest that are wildly offensive. And I do, often, in my mind or to Gary. But I don’t here. Elevate the discourse, Nolander.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

its about being consistent

people are jumping all over chris for something that I’ve seen happen numerous other times on this blog. If you want to elevate the discourse, be consistent in who you call out.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

the crime was committed, but the punishment harsh

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to agree with this, the punishment did not fit the crime and I’m impressed with your defense.

It was just a bad sexist joke, everyone should have simply moved on.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

so when something offends us on here

what would be the appropriate course of action? Ignore it? Flag it? Check to see if it’s a “good TBLA” member like HJ or Phil and then react accordingly?

This is a serious question.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Flag it,, for one.

IMO, when one comments in a community such as this one, one is commenting to the audience, which is this community as a whole, and one should consider that when writing any comment. OTOH, this is known to be a pretty loose ship, so that has to be taken into account also.

That said, put me in group of people who can’t always tell when uschris is joking or not.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I just z’d through all that and have to say, I knew it was a joke and I enjoy uschris’ posts. A lot of worse things get said on here.

by BFDC on Nov 9, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Some things I read offend me and I cannot ignore, other things offend and I think maybe best way to express my displeasure is to ignore

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually enjoy the fact that he doesn’t try to sensor himself just to be accepted. I know when I first got here I held back on my opinion a bunch of times because you guys didn’t (still don’t?) really know me and my jokes or opinions would come off more abrasive than they were meant.

That said, I pretty much just sit here dumbfounded by almost everything he ever says. That’s a good thing in my opinion. Things get boring when everyone agrees. Though learning to know when to stop and move along might be needed every now and then.

by VegasBlues on Nov 9, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yup every blog needs that person who makes everyone do a facepalm don’t they?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was why I was on staff.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

What people say here, is the same stuff people said to me on DT. Ask Joe, Btimm, we had alot of clashes. But they got use to me, and we all get along now. I know in time we’ll get along fine, and glad to know I already have some fans here haha.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sort of.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Is Halladay better looking than Kershaw? Hamels I could see… Wait, what am I doing?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You are the 2011 Red Sox of people.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 9, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I was gonna say that there’s no way that this could be right, because I bet the 2011 Red Sox would probably recognize the brilliance of the sushi burrito, but now that I think about it, they probably wouldn’t.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

They would probably question your sexual orientation

for eating such a thing

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

There are plenty of things that I won’t do because I’m not all that confident in my sexual orientation. When it was raining the other day, I had no umbrella, and I was offered a Hello Kitty umbrella. I just couldn’t take it, even though I have fathered two children.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. GIRLS.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a good point.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

That would have been so baller dude!

I would have taken it in a second

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Way to go, Dr. Huxtable.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

He wore Coogie sweaters

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

And sometimes they were argyle

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

nice pull

I sold those Coogie sweaters at Nordstrom in the day – people would come in asking for the “Cosby sweater”

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

And did they all then do a bad impression and ask for Jello Pudding POPS?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

if the job was that cool, I’d still be in “fashion”

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear ya. I know. It is my failing, my own inadequacy, my own lack of confidence.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if it was still covered in fried chicken grease and wet with beer.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

wiping my ass with torn pieces of Nylon might do in a pinch, but would not be my first choice

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Right. They only eat chicken. Clearly, Wade Boggs left an indelible impression.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree, girls don’t know anything about sports. Or science or math neither! That stuff is hard!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Let’s go shopping!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting or not,

He’s just someone trying to make a point. Halladay, Kershaw, and Lee were obviously the best 3 this season.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I actually like the way Eric spelled it out (a vote at 4th would have given Kershaw the award) because voting Halladay, Lee, Hamels at 1,2,3 is not THAT crazy. Haven’t looked it up today, but there was definitely a time late in the season when those 3 led the NL pitchers in fWAR. It’s the Kennedy vote that is crazy.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh

Didn’t catch that.

By the way, my info above is clearly way outdated. Kershaw shot up and Hamels fell bad since I originally researched this.

Based on fWAR:
1) Halladay
2) Kershaw
3) Lee
big gap
4) Bumgarner
5) Cain

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Hamels was born in San Diego, it’s a hometown vote.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 9, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Gotcha.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

So the site can even nominate as a voter someone who has never written a single article? is there are requirement for being a voter other than “proposed by an SBN site”? Could an SBN site manager propose his younger brother or his girlfriend or the delivery guy from his local pizza place, no interest in baseball even? Coul the other managers blackball a site that does that somehow? Demand an inquiry? I demand you demand an inquiry!

by berkowit28 on Nov 9, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, in future there should be a requirement “has to have written at least two articles” or something like that. Voting shouldn’t be open to non-writers-on-baseball.

by berkowit28 on Nov 9, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe that means I am eligible for the voting. I like it.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, Chad has yet to meet the threshhold.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Voting shouldn’t be open to non-writers-on-baseball.

Or girls neither!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I will go piss on san diego tomorrow for all of you

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

thanks man

it means a lot to me

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

i am sure there will be many others in silver and black pissing all over the place as well.

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

crazy, my bro is headed down for that game too. I passed.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

On the brightside if it weren’t for new voting rules Halladay would have won straight up.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Nov 9, 2011 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks for the tip, Taylor. Phone fixed.

by silverwidow on Nov 9, 2011 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

No problem.

I have a temperamental Droid 2 so i have to do that a lot.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Have never removed the battery from my iPhone3.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate phones without real keyboards

touch screen keyboards are annoying. I can use them pretty well but the buttons are always so small that i still make a bunch of mistakes along the way.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I thought too, and I have fat fingers. But it takes roughly minutes to get used to it and it no longer becomes an issue.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Awfully inflexible for a young’n. My experience is like Eric’s – didn’t take long to get used to the touch screen keyboard. Good autocorrect helps though.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My learning curve went from last night not being able to enter my email address in 10 attempts to writing War and Peace this morning.

/notreally

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been touchscreen only for the last three years and I miss having a physical keyboard.

by fbihop on Nov 9, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

From Scott Wolf...near USC
A Five Guys Burgers and Fries being built on Figueroa St.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 10:20 AM PST reply actions  

Why would the King of the gods have yellow skeet? Is he ill?

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

high five

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

why would the King of the gods use autotune, or commission a burger at all. These are teh questions advertising puts in my brain

by Josie Becker on Nov 9, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

because he is hungry

and bored /fin

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

holy shit? thats from 5 guys?

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Needs a bun

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Lotaburger is better than any burger joint anywhere.

Conversation over.

by fbihop on Nov 9, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Steak and Shake rules all

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

no clue. only one i’ve ever been to is in Illinois.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

god have you been to STL lately, that's all they have there! its damn good!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Not even Maddz calls him “god”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hello, God, I want to thank you for that woman in Baltimore. You know the one I’m talking about, she wathe one screaming your name all night”.

/LeagueOfTheirOwned

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Try Lucy’s in LA. Yummy

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 9, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck 5 Guys

They call me the thread killer

by Greg Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Look, we don’t want to hear how you got accepted to Cal State Fullerton, dude…

Oh wait, nevermind…

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Too early

for our conversation from last night to flow over to this thread

They call me the thread killer

by Greg Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

look, its a lot of work, ok?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

in Chatsworth.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

A logistical nightmare.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

what do you mean, finally!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Omg

Two Wolf references in this post already. That’s more than enough

by Julio Nievas on Nov 9, 2011 11:44 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

yeah, not Nicholson’s best work.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Pollyanna says....

The San Diego voter had things reversed. He thought “5” for Kershaw was a first place vote. “4” for Kennedy meant second place…

by latenite on Nov 9, 2011 10:25 AM PST reply actions  

LMAO

but really it does make sense tho… hamels at number 5 is perfect… kershaw at number 1 is too!

by matthewmafa on Nov 9, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

No

The ballot was a form, clearly labeled with each entry below the next. There was no ambiguity.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Like I sais…it was Pollyanna’s explanation!

by latenite on Nov 9, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Your first post was clearly tongue in cheek and funny. The trouble came when everyone else let a good joke get in the way of the facts.

To be clear, the converse of Humma’s First Law is not a law.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Eric – you are an intelligent man. Not all of our species fit that description! Many bozos could screw up something that seems absolutely clear to the rational.

by latenite on Nov 9, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

For some reazon, this exhange that just happened reminded me of the Jeopardy parodies from SNL

by Julio Nievas on Nov 9, 2011 11:39 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

My take

1. When I take a step back and try to look at the whole thing from a Zen point of view, I think it is natural and right that Kershaw and Halladay ended up tied. Sure, I’d have voted for Kershaw #1, but it’s not a slam dunk. The two are very, very close — maybe too close to call — so to have them end up tied maybe is the best descriptor of who the best pitchers in the NL were this year.

2. That said, fuck you, Gaslamp Ball.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:25 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

1) I would have voted Kershaw first.

2) If I wasn’t a Dodger fan, I probably would have voted Hallady first.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

sure

but you certainly don’t vote either of them 5th

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Ooo, a Laker prototype

From when they were switching from the old blue script jerseys to the yellow for the Forum.

by Josie Becker on Nov 9, 2011 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

That sounds dirty.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

the Laker logo would be so different without those speed lines. More peaceful, I’d imagine

by Josie Becker on Nov 9, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Laking definitely takes speed.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Compare and contrast

The L in Lakers above, and…..

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Who’s the old chick?

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally

the pic that gets through your fire wall, but is blocked by mine.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

it was blocked earlier, but was there when i refreshed after lunch.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Clearly, GSB boy accurately predicted everyone else’s vote. Knowing a Halladay 2 and Kershaw 5 would make for a tie, which is a perfectly reasonable scenario, he took the bullet in the name of fairness.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 10:30 AM PST reply actions  

He probably also doesn’t believe anyone is worth a unanimous first ballot hall of fame entry.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

rabble rabble

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

Sometimes I accidentally click on “narrow” mode and it sucks. I’m on team wide mode.

/random

by fbihop on Nov 9, 2011 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

the internet is serious business

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 10:57 AM PST reply actions  

Too much misogyny has gone one without one of these

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

I just wish she would go away

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

dog.

I am the wrong tree.

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Hugs Tree
Dies of wound inflicted by sharp branch

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d hold her Hello Kitty umbrella, if you know what I mean.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

word.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

g-d she is beautiful

I can’t WAIT for mad men!!! it’s killing me!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oh – we were just about to start talking about Cal

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Davis is really good at smelling like cows!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

  1. school at smelling like cows, right after U. of Tejon Ranch.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Argh. That should say #1.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Tejon Ranch is the safety school for people that get rejected by Lebec A&M.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

How about Sonoma?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm in the infamous cow-smelling dorms (Tercero)

Literally across the street from the cow pens.

You only smell it like 4-ish times a month.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Whereas at most universities, you smell it zero times a month.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Just saying it's overblown.

Even then, the smell isn’t very bad.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Stanfurd also smells like manure, even though there are no cows there, so there’s that.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, go away for a few minutes and hell breaks lose. If we get this uppity over an SB Nation vote what is going to happen when “real baseball writers” cost Clayton the Cy Young because someone wanted to make a point but didn’t understand how math works and screws our boy?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:10 AM PST reply actions  

I will shrug and look for opportunities to make funnies

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Elevate the discourse

Maddz are you aware of where you are?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s a marked difference, and you know this, between this and saying that only a woman could have fucked it up that badly.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

In this case “rolling eyes” would have been my response.

or as Eric likes to do “yawn”, I really hate it when he does that to something I wrote so eloquently.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

nothing worse then a halfhearted dismissal

I would rather be considered relevant enough to be told i’m stupid then ignored

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

GOOD TO KNOW

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I figure that if you call a douchebag out on doucheyness, they have a slightly better chance to recognize douchey things and act accordingly.

But then, we have Nolander, so.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm thick as a brick

interpret that how you may.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

relevant

Nolander

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

So…burgers, huh?

I like a good Ciabatta roll now and then

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

I BAKE a good Ciabatta roll now and then

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I BAKE a good Ciabatta roll now and then

through the magic of a line, I have turned you into a pot smoker

PRESTO!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

those were the days…..

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

there's a line from a certain TV show theme song i was going to write

but looking through this thread, I probably shouldn’t. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

The ciabatta roll used at Farmer Boys is a thinner variety, closer to an English muffin. I share your too much bread concern.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

problem with ciabatta for me, sometimes it is

too chewy. i dont want to fight with bread, just enjoy the burger/sandwich

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

bad bread, but I hear you

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

what about a pretzel bun? I have yet to go to the Counter.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I like ham and cheese on pretzel

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Love the pretzel bun.

by OB12 on Nov 9, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Have never had one for a burger; I’m sure it would be amazing.

If I go to Wienerschnitzel, I get my chili dog in a pretzel bun.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

never done pretzel bun yet. meaning to for last 20 years or so

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

sphincters everywhere quiver in fear

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

eating that would require an immediate colonic

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Pass the Salt


Says Ken Macha, or someone who looks just like him.

by StolenMonkey86 on Nov 9, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of burgers

P90X the sequel coming out, per a commercial I just heard. Need Brandon to confirm.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:42 AM PST reply actions  

P90X 2

Electric Boogaloo

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes the truth hurts

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

That's the Truth

Truth!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Nov 9, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Everybody hurts….sometimes

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Nov 9, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I, for one, can’t handle it.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm more pissed

at Italy right now. Or whoever or whatever is killing the stock market today.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If this comment ushers in stock market thoughts you are forbidden from complaining about off topic conversations ever again.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Who are you starting at QB in fantasy football this week?

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

At least that’s sports.

And I threw you a bone earlier saying that I could get behind a college football playoff!

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Eli or Ryan? Both are projected to be awful by Yahoo.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Who are the Falcons playing?

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d play Ryan, mostly so if Eli doesn’t light it up the first quarter you don’t send me nasty messages on Twitter :)

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

WhAT THE HELL Is WrONg WITH ELI!

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, I had Eli in there to start, looks like I’ll leave him there. Thanks.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I like Eli in fantasy because he has a perfect storm, run game isnt good, and defense isnt good most weeks. So he just throws and throws and throws, which pretty or not, usually gives alot of pts in the end.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

ATL at home vs NO. Thats tough one because ATL is a run 1st time I think, so you never know what Ryan will do…. I got Eli too, 9ers have a good D but better vs run then pass, so that could be better for Eli. However Nicks is out I believe, so that sucks.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Nicks plays. He was supposed to practice today but didn’t, but I still think he plays.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

well if he does that makes my decision harder, because I like Romo at home, but he is without Austin, I dont know what to do. I just wish AJ would get his ass out there already, and though I dont own McFadden, as a Raider fan he needs to man up and say fuck it. Whats with the slow healers these days? I miss the old days when players played no matter what. Though I wasnt around to see those days.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the topic I was “responding” to was about burning witches. If I start a topic or thread about who I should start on my fantasy football team please douse my keyboard with gasoline.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

WITCH!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

why bro? Fantasy Football is sick!… But you also think they should take away fighting in hockey, so who knows.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, lots of love for fantasy sports. Just not hearing all the details about your league. :)

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree. Much like hearing people talk about poker.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

…and the stock market

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t view it as details about the league. Nobody boasts about how good their team is, rather they ask for advice.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I never boast about my team, just ask for certain opinions. In the end you gotta make your own move though…

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

what is the point in playing fantasy sports if you can’t boast about how fucking awesome your team is?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

only boast within your league and only within ear shot of those same people

and boasting isn’t nearly as much fun as cruelly poking at the other guys team

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

to annoy everyone around you at the bar you are at on Sunday

AH CRAP THE TEXANS SCORED BUT IT WASN’T FOSTER I’M SO MAD.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah you can only boast to people in your league. If I win my league, I wouldnt come in here and boast cuz who gives a shit, you guys arent in it… I cant go to work monday and be like my team is FFL champions baby! because again, nobody in it will care. Not like when Lakers win it all, I can boast at work, in the streets, on FB, in here, everywhere… But if I win the FFL title this year I might turn someones car over and set on fire…

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

haha your comments are going to lose all their luster if you say kidding after every comment

by BFDC on Nov 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

ha thats just temporary, im holding back for now because I feel like im on probation or something. Dont worry, I’ll say something that will get everyone riled up again soon. It always ends up that way.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

thats offensive

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I got Romo or Manning, who do I start? Right now im going with Romo at home vs Bills in what I hope to be a shootout

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

news of the Italian leader resigning actually made the market go UP yesterday. Down today because people overreacted both days.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d put all the blame squarely on Eric for allowing me to vote instead of some hackneyed member who goes around shouting “Dodgers Rule Dodgers Rule”

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Top 5 Cy Young

1) Kershaw
2) Rubby
3) Jansen
4) Javy
5) McDougal

/we win

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

But I never want to offend anyone, except maybe reg, because we dont like eachother.

ok, THAT was funny.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

dude, you guys seem to remember I have a daughter, that alone should be enough to tell you im not serious, about everything I say anyways. Come on, you really believe I would bash women that was seriously having a daughter?

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

one should have nothing to do with another. That is like saying I can bash Mexicans because I married one.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife has told me more than once, that she is able to complain about Asian drivers but I am not.

I argued that I am honorary Asian by marriage thus free of all bounds of good taste as it pertains to making insensitive and unfair comments about Asians.

Thus far, this honor of Asian-hood has not been bestowed upon me, but I am still holding out hope. I got some good material dying on the vine right now

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you let her make mafia jokes?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, I’m married. I don’t let anything. She “lets”, I cower.

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I understand this completely.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec’d.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

You hear about the dude that killed his wife because she fucked up his star wars collection? See you cant let them do whatever they want man.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you had mentioned before. Her Asian side shows much less than mine.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah true, thats why I said some comments. But the women belong in the kitchen style comments, or dont know sports comments, im not serious. I dont think that of my daughter she belongs in a kitchen, and by the time she is grown, she’ll know more about sports then alot of men, so its not serious comments. I guess I need the jk after comments. I said before I dont do smiley faces for the same reason Larry David mentioned.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

guys at my work so confused “you married mexican, but you hate mexicans?!”

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

My mother in law is easily the craziest woman I’d ever met. If any on this blog had heard even one sentence from her mouth, they would shrink into oblivion thinking her the most racist woman alive. Without context words mean nothing.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

how is your spanish?

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Jerry Sandusky has six (adopted) children. Just being a father (of a daughter) is not enough to judge from.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

and he only buggered the boys!

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Trials are a good thing, shockingly boys lie

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

There are at least 7 alleged victims spread over time. Trials are good; the evidence is also mounting.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

closer to 20 now

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

When I was young, So Cal had a huge witchhunt over child molestation regarding a child care center, everyone was up in arms about how awful it was. Children Psych with a PHD said she talked to these children and declared “children don’t lie”. It was at that point everyone child in America looked at every other child in America and said “what the fuck she talking about”.

Trial come, they were innocent but lives had already been ruined. When it comes to molestation cases I take what the media provides with a grain of salt as the hysteria builds upon itself.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

you can read the entire grand jury report yourself if you want

its out there

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The day I read a grand jury report is the day before I get flung 1000’s of feet into the sky cognizant of only thing

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember this

McMartin, right?

Turns out the people were innocent

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a total debacle.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

So was the defendent

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen, hereeeeeeeeeeee’s Marty!

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Adopted 6! That is like take out Pizza that you get to keep eating over and over again

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

+ foster kids

I wonder what his wife did and didn’t know. If she knew nothing, she must be heartsick not knowing what he may or may not have done to all those adopted and foster kids she and he took in.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

+ fosters!?!?!

That is better than take out Pizza, that is like Pizza you get paid for eating and then get to return when you are finished so you can order a fresher pie.

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought this was interesting...two tweets from Jim Bowden
Amaro and Boras agreed to a 4-yr 44m sgp deal for Madson including award bonuses and an option yr….deal could be legally binding
David Montgomery has not approved the deal that Amaro made with Boras re: Madson….he has to trust his GM and the authority he’s given him

I don’t know what SGP stands for.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 12:02 PM PST reply actions  

Solid Gold Pitcher?

What amaro must think Madson is.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If it’s tied to the EU, that’s a crazy deal.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

BS

A boss should always intervene if he thinks his subordinate is doing something bat-shit crazy. And I’d guess that the deal is legally binding when the parties that are legally required to agree to it, agree to it.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to ask Frank Wren when a deal is legally binding.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re not feeding those to people, are they?

by VegasBlues on Nov 9, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe I should go to berkley dog for lunch

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No

According to the article, they lost 6.41 (adjusted) wins above replacement to injuries in 2011, which ranked 25th of 30 teams

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

context counts!

they were not the 1927 yankees, but instead an 87 win team

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Counting Belisario?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So no then.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Cole Hamels is from San Diego

Went to Rancho Bernardo High.

Parents still live there.

Mystery solved.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 9, 2011 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

If only Jon Dutton had become Cole Hamels

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Jon Weisman linked an ESPN article about A-Ram's defense
Ramirez had 48 Defensive Misplays and Errors, second in the majors among third basemen to Mark Reynolds.

That included nine throwing errors (tied for third-most among third basemen) and 18 balls that went through him or off his body, on which he was not charged an error, but a hitter reached base (most among third basemen).

http://espn.go.com/blog/tmi-mlb/post/_/id/30796/jose-reyes-aramis-ramirez-share-flaws

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

CIDM!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

18 balls that went through him or off his body

Love that description

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s semi-permeable.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha.

Kind of why i posted it. People watched him, using their eyes, and counted his mistakes vs. other 3B.

@TElciram

by Taylor Maricle on Nov 9, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

UZR does this too, as do other defensive metrics.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

G Scott says ignore that rubbish

and use his eyes

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

They also love to argue the judgment on where balls were, etc. The article says Reyes gets to a below-average number of balls in the hole to his right. Is that because his range sucks or because – CAUTION: everything that follows is just hypotheticals – the Mets insist on positioning the SS more up the middle than any other team, or because the Mets have 4 LH starters, or ….


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Because David Wright got to them all

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I coulda sworn there was talk of moving Aram to 1st, eventually replacing Derek Lee.

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I guess I spoke too soon. Oscar host is up for grabs everyone!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 12:41 PM PST reply actions  

Eddie Murphy

He dropped, shortly after Bryce Rattner, the pray producer of Tower Heist dropped out, amid gay slurs, misogyny, the usual hollywood stuff

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

the producer

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Brett, not Bryce. Bryce is Ron Howard’s daughter.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

And that dude can flat out rake

I cannot believe what how he is destroying the AFL

Just think in two years – the Dodgers and Nationals will have the 4 best players in baseball locked up

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea what this is about.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry, i guess my crush on Bryce Harper was taking over my brainz

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

no, not.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it was really the crush on Bryce Dallas Howard.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i love gingers.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

but actually, more like Prince Harry. He's still single!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the term gingers.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Number one son is a gingie. We can chalk it up to my Irish side.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Please tell me you named your kids Number One and Number Two

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Hose A and Hose B.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

What Number One and Number Two will call their girlfriends in high school?

The Daily Double always sounded a little too innuendo for me

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

he also said “women don’t know shit about shit, including baseball”

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the most interesting man in the world would be an excellent choice

A man of very few words.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

I'll rec that.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

no

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i like how people want to keep crying about public transportation to Dodger Stadium. Like the state/city/county has any money to build something to DS, and don’t people realize it would prolly take them 30 years to get something done?
http://thesource.metro.net/2011/11/08/things-im-thinking-about-transit/comment-page-1/#comments

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 12:47 PM PST reply actions  

I think we have the making of proper TBLA softball team but we do need one more skirt.
Known Quantites:
RobotbmadeofNails
David Young
Michael White
Hollywood Joe
Gary Scott
Maddz
DeliasMan
Bobby I’m Mad Down

Unknown Quantities:
Billyum
Xeifrank
UCLA32
Noij

What we do know is that Xeifrank tells us he’s good. Billyum thinks he’s better.

UCLA32 played College Ball

Noij is a Cal Graduate and was unable to make the Cal Baseball Team. So ………….

Am I missing names of folk who may want to play

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:13 PM PST reply actions  

When and where do we play?

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

The softball chatter

is about this.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesoke

How is the competition at this thing?

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It has never been done before, virgin territory. If they bring ringers it could get dicey.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we going to have another TBLA softball game before this?

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

At Alta Vista or Wilson Park, right?

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, are you a Redondoite?

Would probably have to be in the valley, or santa Monica-ish to get most of the people on that list involved.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Torrance

I currently coach at Torrance High, about to head over to the field, we have a fall ball game today

Right now I’m in 3 slow pitch leagues, 2 at Wilson, and 1 at Anderson Park in Redondo

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You get us an OPEN FIELD on a Saturday/Sunday and we will get enough people to have some fun.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Manual Arts plays at a park without fences. It sucked playing there.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Kennedy didn’t have a fence either.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Usually there’s at least one open field at Wilson Park on Sunday, unless there is a tournament going on.

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Do they still play under those god awful yellow lights at the park?

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha, yeah. Same lights. We have tried to replace them, but it’s a bunch of political crap causing hurdles and stuff

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s dangerous to play on that field. You already have to deal with pitching on gravel, the yellow lights make it look like 3 baseballs are coming at you.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Our mound is pretty legit right now. I never had an issue with the lights when I played, maybe we just get used to them and it’s a home field advantage for us

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Must be. I played at Redondo and fortunately only had to play there at night the one year we were in the Ocean League, and it was hell to pitch at. Had my worst game of the season there because I was so worried about the other guy hitting it back at me and not seeing it in time to react.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Now time for me to head over there

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

For some of us, virgin territory is something we haven’t seen in a while.
Then there’s Jerry Sandusky.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

ahh…im just catching up. thanks for the link.. i’m down to play!

by jrock247 on Nov 9, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

nope, i throw like a girl.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

jrock


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s a college kid, I wonder if he’s local college?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Per his profile

He’s Coast Guard in Long Beach – easy peasy?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, now I remember. Now we just need to put a pair of tits on him and we are good to go.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

1 more bench press

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

lol.. sorry thats never gonna happen.

by jrock247 on Nov 9, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nolij also looks like Bob’s Big Boy, if Bob became a man and grew a beard.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I do put down the plate of burgers when I play though.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you atleast get them to change the 2 pitchers of soda, to 2 pitchers of beer? Come on now, were all adults.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Since they have a minimum age of 18 to play

and probably don’t want any liability issues, I understand why they would leave the alcohol purchases to the individuals and the on-site restaurant.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 9, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

me too


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i assume having $35 is part of making the cut

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

You are one of the few TBLA members who has a job and will pony up $35:)

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I will freely admit to being worse at baseball than Xavier Nady. I’m not bad though. I can’t commit to spending a whole day in West Covina in February at this time, though.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Nolij is a half decent glove and a full decent bat attached to a furniture mover.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

To borrow from John Kruk, I’m not an athlete, I’m a baseball player.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Kruk! I was trying to figure out who you reminded me of.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m twice the man he is, thankyouverymuch.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

He is kind of a tool. You sir, are twice that!

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Why than…. wait a minute!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

So Burly?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

BTW

according to their tournament rules: Minimum 12 players, minimum 2 women and minimum 1 woman on the field at all times.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 9, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, so only Maddz has to play, our other girl can be a Hooter distraction

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m assuming both skirts have to hit.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be wearing a softball kilt

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Idk, Bobby "I'm Mad" Down might be too mad to play

he’s always just so damned mad

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 9, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a show of the best finishes of the year, Kemp’s walkoff hr against the Braves in the throwbacks was #20

“Sooner or later word is going to get around the league that Matt Kemp can beat you”

by Billyum on Nov 9, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Top 30 Dodger Prospects For 2012

Later than usual with my rankings this year, but here they are. Guerra and Lindblom are ranked because I follow Baseball America in ignoring MLB service time and just count MLB innings and AB’s. And I really have to note something that strikes me as significant: In all the years I have been doing these lists, there has never been a year when so many players have appeared to me so debatable in their merits to the point of their rankings resembling something close to random. Of course the rankings you see reflect my considered opinion and best judgment, but looking over the list once I was finished, I had the sense that I almost could have come up with something similar if I had just drawn the names out of a hat for each slot. Ours, right now, is not a farm system with “sex appeal,” and I expect the likes of BA and BP to be very unimpressed, but I see a lot of depth, promise, and possibility if little — or maybe nothing — that will get people’s pulses racing.

(01). Nathan Eovaldi, RHP
(02). Allen Webster, RHP
(03). Zach Lee, RHP
(04). Garrett Gould, RHP
(05). Joc Pederson, RHP
(06). Javy Guerra, RHP
(07). Tim Federowicz, C
(08). Josh Lindblom, RHP
(09). Angel Sanchez, RHP
(10). Scott Van Slyke, OF/1B
(11). Alfredo Silverio, OF
(12). Angelo Songco, 1B
(13). Shawn Tolleson, RHP
(14). Griff Erickson, C
(15). Chris Withrow, RHP
(16). Chris Reed, LHP
(17). Steve Ames, RHP
(18). Aaron Miller, LHP
(19). Jonathan Garcia, OF
(20). Ethan Martin, RHP
(21). James Baldwin III, OF
(22).Josh Wall, RHP
(23). Cole St. Clair, LHP
(24). Jake Lemmerman, SS
(25). Noel Cuevas, OF
(26). Alex Castellanos, OF
(27). O’Koyea Dickson, 1B
(28). Blake Smith, OF
(29). Matt Magill, RHP
(30). Ivan DeJesus, Jr., 2B

by CanuckDodger on Nov 9, 2011 1:58 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

wow, no middle infielders until #24.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

And no 3B at all, anywhere. 2B at 30, last spot.

by berkowit28 on Nov 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

sure this is asked alot but any talk of moving Ethan Martin back to 3B?

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

None other then in blogs

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

why not? Seems like he is so far down the pitching prospect list now, and I think people felt he was a better hitter coming out of HS then pitcher. Combined with 3B is just a bare position in our system, why wouldnt you move him back to 3B?

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a little late for that now I think…

by eitherethier on Nov 9, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m told it is to late.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

because he’s still going to have a solid MLB career as a midle reliever.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoop-de-do.

Sorry, I actually know your answer is the correct one. He’s closer to the majors now as a reliever (even if that’s a low impact role) then he’ll probably ever be as a 3rd baseman. So the Dodgers may as well get something out of their investment, even if it’s just another Josh Lindblom type guy.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He’d be another guy we can have for 3 years while not having to pay Matt Guerrier.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

don't worry

Ned will find a way to fit both on the team

by eitherethier on Nov 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, he’s Josh Lindblom. Not exactly what you’re hoping for when you plunk down the bonus money to sign him out of high school, but some value is better than no value.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

He is only 22? I dont get it. Why is it too late? Maybe im dumb to how hard it is and I dont really pay attention to minor league stuff, but if Hamilton can take a few years off to go on a drug binge, why cant Martin convert back and be a good 3B? Is it impossible?

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

or maybe it wasnt that long he was gone, Idk, nevermind. Just didnt realize its too late at 22.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem is exactly that. Hamilton did take off two years, by the time he came back the Rays left him off the 40 man roster and someone took a chance. The Dodgers could convert him but he’d be taking up 40 man roster space for two more years before he’d even possibly be ready to make it and by then he might be a six year minor league free agent.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

thats good point, didnt think of that.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I Have Read That...

…when it comes to amateur two-way players who have struggled in their role in the pros, you can take a failed hitter and make him a pitcher (a reliever, but not a starter), but you can’t take a failed pitcher and make him a hitter and have hope that he will make it to the majors. That is what I read is the expert opinion in baseball development circles.

by CanuckDodger on Nov 9, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Ankiel has had a modicum of success. Loewen has followed his footsteps but has yet to have that modicum of success.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d be willing to bet his inability to discern a strike from a ball had much more to do with his demise than HGH.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

nonsense

that doesn’t follow the narrative at all!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

oh I see…well thats good to know.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

those of you who mocked me for calling FedEx a top ten prospect.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I still think its ridic. I don’t care who puts him up there. If he proves me wrong, well fantastic.

by BFDC on Nov 9, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s been our best hitter in the winter leagues

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I disagree with you

EO is as sexy as they come.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

He is a bit young for you.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

pfffttt.

whatevs. It’s the 21st century. Demi, Ashton, lalala can’t hear you.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He can just barely get into bars!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

then he's legal!

full disclosure, i am marrying someone six months younger than me, so… i kind of have a penchant for younger dudes.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone to drive home after a night on the town, showing off her arm candy. Duh.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

high fives back

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously tho,

dodger team needs to have a few regulation hotties besides Kemvp (that aren’t married at like age 12 (looking at you Chad and Clayton) ) to oogle at.. it brings up revenue!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn’t Javy qualify?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, Javy is dreamy

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

How about this guy?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

is the size of his pipe trying to tell me something?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

“Oh, Gandalf, thanks for the pipe-weed!”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

dam, now I wanna take a puff

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I am so dense sometimes.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

are you a dense nug? I like dense nugs man.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you pounding on grindage, buuuuuuuddy?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

What's the formula?

yourAge/2 + 7. Zooey is right on the cusp for me. I am old.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

In todays world there is no rule. Woody Allen taught me that.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

if I tried dating a 19 year old

ya’ll would be up in arms!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

wait a minute, so you're saying i can take a 20.5 year old.. is that legal?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

EO is mine!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Damnit, I was going to say this almost exactly. Well done.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ditto.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

so you guys would really care if i was dating someone on the side?

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Would think it’s pretty fucked up. Until I met her, then I would give you a fist bump.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not I, unless it is was Maddz

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont need gary and his baseball team coming after me. those preppies are ruthless.

by delias man on Nov 9, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope Maddz isn’t dating someone on the side.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

probably some hipster

it would make a lot of sense really

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

i meant that more

about the hipster part then the man part fyi

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No Russell even on the list anymore

and Dickson 27th. You don’t like college guys that destroy lower levels at all.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Nov 9, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

College Hitters Who Destroy The Pioneer League Are A Dime A Dozen. Will Have To See More From Him.

Note that Leon Landry is not on this list after hitting well last year in the Pioneer League.

by CanuckDodger on Nov 9, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I really hope Songco makes it

Angeloooooo Songcooooo just has such a cool ring to hit when he hits a homerun :-)

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Nov 9, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

How come Rubby isnt on this list? He really threw that many innings this year?

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

he got called up in like, May.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

right but he said he wasnt going off time, but innings. Rubby threw 60.2, so I guess 50 or 60 innings was the cut off?

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Major League DL eating up all his service time. Good for him since he gets paid like a major leaguer

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And he might be a Super 2

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Seven relief pitchers in the top 30
NIne starters in the top 30
Eight outfielders in the top 30
Two middle infielders
one catcher
Two 1st Baseman
One 3rd baseman

have to say Chris Jacobs has to be on this list. JMO

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Fed isn’t a prospect, he’s a sure thing.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s going to be our Yadier Molina, our Mike Matheny, I’m sick of the Cardinals having a monopoly on the best defensive catchers in baseball.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

We had Mike Lieberthal!

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Good defensive catcher with a penchant for the dramatic hit

that is a formula for some serious HJ love

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I could see Mike Matheny as a good comp although if Fed wins several Gold Gloves it would be pretty surprising.

by BFDC on Nov 9, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

They cheated with Ted Simmons

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

and didn’t win anything

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think Darrell Porter was much of a fielder.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

(05). Joc Pederson, RHP OF

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I fixed that in the FanPost.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry - here's ...

… the link to the FanPost.
Work intervened right in the middle of that small task to create the FanPost.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Im surprised no one has said this yet

Hey, fuck gaslamp ball, but eric and phil could’ve pulled some shenanigans of their own to ensure Clayton’s deserved victory.

/fifthplacevoteforhalladaywhilescreamingFUCKYOURUIZ

by lnickerson88 on Nov 9, 2011 2:01 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

I will say and I’m sure Eric would concur that if we had known some idiot would put Kershaw fifth on the ballot one of us would have moved Doc to 3rd

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe said it twice.

I’d rather him tie and blame some tool in San Diego than have him win and let everyone point to the hometown favor he got.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Ridiculous controversy over entirely irrelevant awards is all we’ve got for the next couple of weeks. Good for the jackass from the 619 858.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly

Kershaw will win the real award anyway.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Or the 52 664

Probably outsourced the voting job to Tijuana.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

hindsight is always 20/20

by eitherethier on Nov 9, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF

No love for my half-assed, no-research, lots-of-assumptions-and-blanks 120-million payroll in the comments of Reg’s fanpost?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t read the comments, Humma.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

You have the best fifth starter of the bunch.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno about that. Foxtrot is pretty likely to blow up in your face.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Enough to make a man drink some whiskey after going through that dance.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Clifford sounds like a real wet rag

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He even got to wear padded vest!
Clifford claimed that when he refused alcohol at another event one week later, he was ordered to wear a padded vest while other members punched him in the stomach.

No padded vests back in the day, eh Joe?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. What a pussy. Let’s get him drunk and touch his penis.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

he totally deserved to be viciously assaulted and have his ankle broken for deciding he didn’t want to go through with it.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like Joe is getting the USChris treatment!

(pulls up lawn chair)

(pops popcorn)

(rubs hands together)

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not going to call him a bad person

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

at least

 not for that

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe is just in a great mood today because he got to eat a breakfast burrito in slippers at work. IMO when Joe is in a good mood, he gets looser, and his comments get looser, and gets less serious about things. I like that side of Joe.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

i think that is what we call the medicated Joe

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

way more important, from a link on the side of that article

AOL TV: Kate Gosselin’s Parenting Under Fire After Son Crawls Under Minivan

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

News alert -Boys cannot be trusted to do the right thing

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not a boy if you don’t crawl under a few cars.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hard to change the oil without getting under there.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

jump off a few roofs

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Drink a few gallons of household cleaner

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Break a few windows with baseballs.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Walk in the went cement of the sidewalk being put in by the next door neighbor.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

“waterski” on a skateboard via a rope tied to a bicycle

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

And lept said bicycle (when I was a kid we didn’t/couldn’t jump with skateboards – I predate soft wheels) off every possible thing in view.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We used to make big jumps out of scrap 2 × 4s and plywood sheets and set them up in the park next to my house

The fast jump was a shopping cart turned on its side and a piece of 2 × 12 as the ramp

awesome

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife and I have a bet about whether our son will break more windows or bones. I went with windows and am in the lead, 1-0.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

You will have a 15 – 0 lead until one day he luges down Topanga at the wrong time, at the wrong place, and in seconds it will be 15 – 38

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Man I would have loved to luge down Topanga.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

no luge, but we used to ride the big wheel down our hill, pedals spinning freely and power slide it at the bottom, which was fantastically fun and stupid. And box slide down the brush covered slopes in summer.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I broke a lotta windows, yet managed to break no bones ever. Just lucky, I certainly did the things that could easily have snapped a radius, ulna, fibula or two or three.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I done broke my brain-bone.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed about the nose.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost broke that once

By throwing up a basketball and hitting it with a bat. The recoil smashed me on the side of the head and nearly knocked me out. I never did it again

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

How far did you hit the basketball?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No idea

I kinda lost interest all of a sudden

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Con: Breaking your thumb in third grade
Con: cast to your elbow, no baseball
Pro: built-in baseball bat
Pro: girls signing your cast

If I was smarter, I’d have broken something insignificant in college just for the cast.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

They won’t put a cast on your dick

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

BOOM

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

you found that out the hard way?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

They said Marty only needed a soft cast.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never broken a bone either. I’ve had some kick-ass sprains

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

just the one for me

playing…. nerf football of all things

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

4 fingers, the on my thowing hand. Showed Joe the result of my broken index finger last week.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The ugly scar on the inside of your nostril?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

broke the growth plate on my right index finger as a kid, mdle finger is a full digit bigger than the index finger, wicked movement on the fastball.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

dude has huge hands – fucker, I hate him a little for it

He is about an inch taller than me but has the hands of someone 5 inches taller than me

the baseball is like a tennis ball in his hand and a grapefruit in mine

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I’ve shaken his mitts a few times.

Maddz loves him for it.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Float on.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that mean hold the ball high in your hand, up on the fingers more?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

i always preach getting the ball as far away from your palm as possible.

But that was a Rookie of the Year joke.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

As a little dude, that’s how I have to throw. I had a LF teammate tell me, after seeing me at SS, that he had never seen so much of the softball when someone threw.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t understand his statement, unless you were throwing it funny.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there is no point in trying to describe this in words.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

twss

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here. Needed stitches a bunch too. But no breaks.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

2 fingers – set one of the them myself – made me cry!
4 ribs – this really hurt
nose 3 times – set it myself each time!
1 ankle – that sucked.

I think that’s it

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

nose 3 times – set it myself each time!

You don’t say…

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Really

3 times huh? No kidding, you can’t tell.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

nose 3 times – set it myself each time!

I win the picnic bet!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

god that funny

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

double ouch

can you really tell?

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Self-Conscious Joe rning my world upside down.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry – just playing for laughs

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re Italian, one is never sure.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

No stitches either! The only sprain as a kid was my hand – my bro took a full-force kick at my gonads and I sorta jumped back and threw my hand out to block. His foot went up between my pinky and ring finger and spread ’em REAL wide.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

never got stitches

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah my bro and I broke a ton of windows. I remember when he hit a ball into the neighbors window, dropped the bat and ran inside. I dove into my parents car and hid, miss those days.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Play with gun powder
Have bottle-rocket fights
Play lawn darts by throwing them over the roof

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to love to jump off shit

still am tempted when I get liquored up

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a hard time passing a tree that looks like it needs a good climbing

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

never done it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Word of advice

If posting a photo, please also type in some subject or the comment will be deleted.

Alternatively, if you would like to hide the contents of a comment, such as a photo if you are at work, you can just click on the subject.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:46 PM PST reply actions  

there needs to be a better way

sbnation really needs to provide a way to hide any comment, it really shouldn’t be that hard. It makes no sense to only have that functionality if there is a subject

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

They’d get right on it but they are to busy right making sure we can’t find anything.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

so that does help explain why their staff is so large

their dev staff doesn’t just work on the sports site, though you can see that it uses the same archeticture(there is a better term I just can’t think of it)

http://www.sbnation.com/about/staff
http://www.theverge.com/about-the-verge

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I wrote six sexist comments based on “sister site” but Josie and Maddz phantoms made me delete them.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

good to know!

just as well anyway, that picture was bigger than I thought it was

by eitherethier on Nov 9, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

no prob

Also, you can add a width or height tag, in pixels with the brackets < >, like width=400 or whatever

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

his face was so big on my monitor I thought the dude was trying to kiss me

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah— he’s a righty, not a switch-hitter.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Tasteless for your enjoyment

If an older woman chasing a young guy is called a cougar,
what do you call an older man chasing a young boy? A Nittany
Lion…HEY-O!!!

When’s bedtime at the Sandusky house? Right after the big
hand touches the little hand. WAKA WAKA!!!

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

tsk tsk tsk

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

The Nittany Lion one is really good

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that was good Joe, I give you props for that, might have to steal that. Did you really come up with that?

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

was it bedtime? I thought it was how do you know when its midnight at Micheal Jacksons house? when the big hand touches the little hand. But maybe it is bedtime.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure if I was willing to cross the molesting little boys line, but I cant be mad at you for crossing lines man.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Something something, that’s why they call it Happy Valley.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The bedtime joke

I first heard using Michael Jackson

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

…“get out of my son”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Is the team full?

and 1 of Kemp and Kershaw won’t win a award, we gotta get used to it

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 9, 2011 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

The team is a work in progress. More to come I imagine.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

D-Backs apparently aren't done

says Rosenthal:

The D-Backs are still trying to re-sign free-agent second baseman Aaron Hill, and believe they can make all of the pieces fit even if shortstop Stephen Drew returns from his fractured right ankle by Opening Day, major-league sources say.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

The video of Stephen Drew breaking his ankle haunts my dreams.

by fbihop on Nov 9, 2011 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The famous photo of the Viet Cong guy being executed by pistol in South Vietnam. And a picture of a Czechoslovakian protester in 1968 self-immolating.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Vulture stalking starving kid.

by fbihop on Nov 9, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The kid in front of the tank in Tienanmen Square.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone see Harold and Kumar 3D christmas whatever? Im gonna see it tonight, in Immersive 3D, my 1st time.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:00 PM PST reply actions  

3D and my eyes don’t like each other but I will see that eventually

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 9, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah you can see it in non 3D… but this isnt just 3D, this is Immersive 3D… bigger screen and seats, never tried it before, ill see how it is

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

funny but not hysterical

I suggest you medicate first

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

definatly going to medicate first, forsure.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Cool

Bride of Kavula’s project made XKCD today!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

ha ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I can only hear that in the voices of the astronomy professors in that radio commercial.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

“We wanted to see what it looked like from the other direction!”

Garhhhhrh.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s what you say to the copywriter as you tug hard on his anus.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

A former co-worker here

was named Chief Technologist of NASA yesterday.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I for one lost interest in life once I learned that most stars are simply burnt out suns and decided to devote my life to baseball.

Most stars are much farther away than that. The farthest star astronomers have found is over 12 billion light years away! That means we’re seeing it as it was 12 billion years ago, and have no clue what it is like now. Has it blown up or burned out? In 12 billion years, the odds are pretty good that it has, but we have no way of knowing, and won’t be able to know what it looks like “now” until 12 billion years in the future! At that point, the question will be moot as far as you and I are concerned.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what I take from that

shit don’t matter, but ain’t pretty all the same

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

this will all change when you can travel faster than light!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

We're all just particles man

Kinda makes you think

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

is there a fanpost for the team? WTF is going on

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

???

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanna sign up to play some softball

by NotJoeTorre on Nov 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We seem to just be in the canvassing stage.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

ah, I’ll get one up shortly, the tournament is not until February

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

What team? The Dodgers? We have a whole blog dedicated to them.

by Michael White on Nov 9, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t this the “Seinfeld” of Dodger blogs?

by silverwidow on Nov 9, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay I have a question.

Last night if you were not living on Mars and heard some news they were focused on aircraft carrier rock that passed between us and the moon. For five days I’ve heard about this rock and the number one thing they talked about was how it was going to miss the earth by 200,000 miles, yet I never heard one person comment that it was only going to miss the moon by 40,000 miles which is not a lot in space miles is it not? I kept hearing about the damage a rock this size would do to the Earth but given how is was much much much much closer to hitting the Moon, I was more interested in what would have happened if that had happened.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:07 PM PST reply actions  

cats and dogs living together

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

F the moon.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

TWSS!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It would not be good. Tides changing and all that.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The extinction of werewolves.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It is going to be within 40,000 miles of a soundstage in Ventura?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

my marginally educated guess

the rock is not big enough to knock the moon around, just big enough to create another big crater

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking long term. The whole point of studying this rock was to lay credence to the theory these rocks smacked into the earth delivering water and thus jump starting this whole life thing we got going. If the bugger whacked the Moon and dumped it’s water into Tycho creating Moon Lake, eventually the life that would spawn from such an effect might be a good Loogy.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Link.

As for little 2005 YU55: If it had run a collision course with the moon it would have caused a good-sized crater — about four kilometers across, according to Don Yeomans, director of NASA’s Near-Earth Object Program. That’s not nothing, but it isn’t much of anything, either.
The moon would still lack an atmosphere, so that water wouldn’t last long.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

but where does the water come from?

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

nice to know that a half assed education of 25 years ago still playing marginal dividends!

Score 1 for the CalState system

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks Dave

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

We dont watch the news in the hood…. Either they dont know, dont show, or dont care about rocks hitting the moon, ya know….. I just assume mankind will have a way to stop all the stuff from happening anyways, so no need to worry about it.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bruce Willis will handle that shit son, he doesnt know how to fail.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Sadly, my news watching is near zero. Unless somebody mentions it on Twitter or here, odds are small I will know about it.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

And today's famous quote
“I don’t believe there’s only one way. We’re not making a statement that it’s got to be somebody with a great OBP or OPS or nothing else. There still are other aspects of the game. Scouting will always be important. But you can’t be afraid to try something new, even while respecting the history and tradition of the game.”

Story

by bhsportsguy on Nov 9, 2011 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Echofon and The Bunnymen

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Trying something new thats been around for almost 10 years now.

by Joey Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Cue the Scully story about the stat guy in Brooklyn whose name I don’t recall but all his work was thrown in the trash

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

You know if the Dodgers had fired Ned

and hired a new GM and he/she said that everyone would be going great, someone who recognizes statistical analysis as a tool for evaluation.

by bhsportsguy on Nov 9, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

bingo

good news is good news, and this sounds like good news

Well done Ned

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

all I care about are actions.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil is beyond petty notions of good and evil

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Or cause and effect

Or time and space

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s about time, it’s about space…


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

The story that will seemingly never end

From Scott Lauber:

Still no resolution on Theo Epstein compensation situation. Commissioner has given sides “a little more leeway”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:19 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t know them, but sure glad they don’t live next door to me

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be terrifying backing out of your driveway every day.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Who? Are these characters on Boardwalk Empire and/or Deadwood and/or The Wire?

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Another show on TLC or something. They have kids and grandkids aplenty.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

In the old days they were just making sure they would not starve but that kind of talk is frowned upon these days. Peasant Pie ain’t what it used to be.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

as Josie would point out, that is enough for a full 11 v 11 family soccer game.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d put the father at forward. He has been great so far and getting it past the goalie.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

At the rate he is scoring, soccer is clearly the wrong analogy.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

hockey has goalies, soccer has goalkeepers

and I was doing so good on my promise to stay away all day

by Josie Becker on Nov 9, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Soccer with infants has goalies.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

And the mom at fullback.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I have one-tenth as many kids as he has and I’m scheduled for surgery.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Shawn Kemp has less kids than he has.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously, one kid was good enough for me…. I did want more at the time just to have a boy, but now that im about half way done fuck that. I just dont have the energy for them anymore. But I can see a few, parents that have a shit load are either insane, or catholic.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

half way done?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

with life?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

mobile.truebluela.com

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ah – daughter must be nine!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Very good.

"It's a five letter word, S-T-R-I-K-E."

by Alex41592 on Nov 9, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I was kidding again, but what I meant was she is 9, so I am legally responsible for another 9 years. But I know its forever, im just playin.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

But she wanted to babysit a relative that is 2, that I ended up doing all the work for, and it brought back all the memories for me again, and its just something I cant see myself going back to. Its hard work man, being honest its hard work and I just dont have anymore energy left for them at that age.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This would have been rec’d if only for “tatted musical runt.”

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

haha I didnt mean at my daughters age, I meant at age 2… the terrible 2’s man, they suck.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank god I had the good sense to let my daughter be raised by really nice teachers.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude, way back then did you guys have to do so much school work with your kids? Today teachers want us to do this, and that, check this, ready that. Shit who is the teacher here, me? or you? LAUSD better put me on the payroll shit.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

no, we had less homework but strangely learned more

I don’t know how this works but I am convinced I am right about this

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Reading to our daughter incessantly before she went to school really paid off. She had a lot of homework, but was pretty capable of doing it with out needing tons of assistance from us.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

See how not doing homework works out for her.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

dude ofcourse we do her homework man. Well she does it, and then I check it. But all I was saying is teachers are so demaniding, wonder if they were back then too.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Had the Sex Ed teachers warned me that having kids means I gotta go through school all over again, I would of practiced safe sex forsure.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I should be cool until middle school and high school English classes.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He/she will never think you are cool.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The little tricks they have them do to learn math (carrying over) and subtraction (borrowing) drives me crazy. I just skipped ahead and taught my daughter the right way to add and subtract without drawing all the single and ten digit boxes and she grasped it right away. But then we had to work three times as hard with all the dipsy doodle stuff that is suppose to lead you up to the final product that the teacher spent leading up to math “the real way”.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

…it’s so simple, so very simple, that only a child can do it!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

New Math!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think we were the

new math children, right? It seems to me it was mainly skipping long division.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I was post new math

I do remember always being fucked with for not showing my work. Seemed stupid to show your work if you could do it in your head and get the right answer….

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Here's the answer teacher

Prove it!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Cuz you were always copying answers off of the smart chicks paper.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

….and you know why four plus minus-one plus ten is fourteen minus one —

— cause addition is commutative, right!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

We are ameoba

We multiply by dividing

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe it was trying to get kids to understand that base-10 is a social construct and that math could be done without it. New math is stupid.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Or, as the man said, base eight is just like base ten, really — if you’re missing two fingers!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m 37 in hex!

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

9×6=42 in base 13, for you HGTTG fans.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice towel.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Who knew Jerry Tarkanian had met aliens?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

New math is kind of old too.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, whatever it is, im a firm believer that teaching should stay in the schools, not into my home. Pass that on the the board of directors, thanks!

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe it is too but this day and age if you don’t actually do just as much or more work at home than in school your kid(s) will be average at best in school.

by Xeifrank on Nov 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah thats basically what her teacher was just telling me and her mom at the teacher-parent conference this week.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily for me she is a woman, so as long as she is good looking, average education is all she needs to make it in this world….Why do I have to go there, I cant stop… IM KIDDING!

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

It can stay that way. It will lead to ignorant children, though.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I most definitely was

I was doing base-5 arithmetic in grade school.

I went on to get a degree with the word “Mathematics” in it, so maybe it works?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I teach math. I don’t play games with numbers. Many many students haven’t memorized their addition/multiplication/etc. adequately. I think the insistence that students must conceptualize is hooey.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

My problem, maybe you can help/have heard of it:
I memorized math problems and results, so much so that when I got to more advanced math that required multiple steps, it was hard r me to follow along.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The key to getting past that barrier is chunking, which is teacherese for breaking down big problems into little problems. One thing I struggle with all the time is the disconnect between doing just the easy problems because they’re very doable, and the greater context, because that makes it more difficult to assess where the lag in learning occurs. More often than not, it is borne of students freaking out that the problem has extra words or getting frustrated that the gratification isn’t instant enough, so they lose confidence in their own understanding.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Memorization is the key. And repetition

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

So… homework.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Or like I did

do it at school. I was a nerd

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

punk nerd – new breed of your time

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody else here skip a grade?

I skipped second grade. It was weird

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Does getting kicked out of kindergarten count?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

In LAUSD we had the A/B system

You could start a grade in either fall or spring. (Baby boomer, shit loads of kids in the school.) I had one semester of kinder, one full year of first, one semester of second, and one semester of 3rd when they abolished the A/B system. So that fall, I either had to start 4th grade or restart 3rd. The school wanted my parents to put me in 4th grade, but the K and 2nd experience was already like skipping a grade, and I was already the smallest kid in the class so my parents (wisely as I look back on it) decide to restart me in 3rd grade, which still had me graduate HS at 17.

So, sort of.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

now that

sounds like a bizarre system

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Was it clear? If you started a grade in the spring, you finished it in the fall, unless you skipped up. It was a bit odd, I suppose.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

In my case it was all fuzzy

I’m this 8 year old kid sitting in second grade class. They yank me out, make me take a bunch of tests, then a week later I’’m in third grade. I had to make all new friends.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

If he had kept hanging out with the second graders, somebody would have called him a Nittany Lion and he’d be done.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 4:40 PM PST up reply actions  

this happened to me in 3rd grade

except instead of putting me in 4th grade they gave me ritalin

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I did the same thing in fourth grade in the LA school system. I was in B-4, took the tests and ended up in A-5. Then we moved to Simi when I was in B-9 and I had to decide whether to start high school or go back half a grade. I went back to the 9th grade, and Like Dave, I graduated at 17.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Nov 9, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yanked out of second grade

Exactly the grade it happened to me in. it was weird.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 9, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I took a test during 4th grade; they said I should be in a more advanced program. Without us moving, I started a new school for 5th grade, in a class that was half 5th graders, half 6th graders, and I had to make new school friends, but still had the same neighborhood friends. I was in that class for both grades before graduation and heading to middle school, which was grades 7 and 8 in those days, but ERHS was one campus of 7-12 grades. The seniors were giants!

That 5th and 6th grade teacher, Miss Glassford, was probably the most influential teacher I had; she really challenged us and she didn’t take my bullshit.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My daughter was, and still is, terrible with “times tables”. She has her mathematics degree though.

I wonder how useful that rote stuff in this day and age when every electronic gadget around has a calculator in it. Maybe understanding the concept of multiplication is really more important than memorizing the times table out to 12 × 12 = 144.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Sh doesn't know her Gazintas?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe, but if math is “too hard,” they just turn off completely. Some elements need to be automatic.

The expectation is education nowadays is that EVERY child must be prepared for higher ed upon graduating high school. Because of that, all baselines are much higher than they used to be.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAAAAAT?

You can’t use the same approach to teach each and every kid. Such BLASPHEMY!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah man it drives me crazy. Some of it I cant even figure out, but she is doing really good in school, so thats good.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you are doing something right.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks man. Yeah she is just really mature and grown for her age and was excited to go to school and learn before she was even old enough to go. So I feel very blessed for that. Hopefully she keeps it going.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

but I feel ya on that man. There will come a time when I settle down, dont drink or smoke anymore, maybe read books and go to church, and Kobe will be retired, and at that time all I’ll want is time with her, and its going to be too late. Im already working on that now so I dont hate myself too much later on.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Cat’s in the Cradle

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Song I won’t karaoke. Bars are too dusty.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna write the companion song to that song: “I’m Goddam Busy Keeping a Roof Over Your Head and Food in Your Belly and All I Ask for Is a Little Peace and Quiet Is That Too Much to Ask.”

It’s a real toe-tapper, my song.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

but really, you just want quality TBLA time. So tell her to wipe her own ass.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m so weird. Sometimes I can’t sing along to Ohio without something getting in my eye. I was only 9 fucking years old when that happened.

Legend has it that David Crosby cried as they completed the take that is on the record.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably because his mustache hair got in his nose and caused him to sneeze, which in turn made his eyes water.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

FTFW
Probably because his mustache hair got in his nose, the heroin dust shook out and caused him to sneeze, which in turn made his eyes water.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I just bought a 100 dollar Insignia camcorder for 40 bucks this past friday, so I can start taping this shit… so I cant watch our life at a later date, like DVR baby!

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The point of church isn’t to do bad stuff for a while and repent because it’s all good in the end. At least it isn’t supposed to be.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the point of church was -

easy HJ, easy

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Every religion has an out for bad behavior does it not?
We can do anything and confess
Humma simply has to not eat for a day, once a year
I’m sure others have there mulligans

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yom Kippur isn’t a mulligan. And mulligans aren’t the point. They’re recruiting pitches.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re recruiting pitches.

I’m not sure if this is what you meant, but Yom Kippur services at several synagogues I’ve been to are exactly that — recruiting pitches. Give us money for the State of Israel or you are a Bad Jew.

I already know I’m a bad Jew, I don’t need to pay hundreds of dollars for high holy day tickets to be told that.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow I picture your fantasies involving a tall, Christina Hendrickseque woman in tight black leather, a rolled up newspaper, and her yelling “Bad Jew, bad Jew!”


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Leather is too difficult to remove.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

In my mind I hear

“I’m a bad jew” in Mohammed Ali’s voice

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Down goes Kavula.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

wait is this a true story? if not, nice detail to it.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, that story has been written, cast and re-cast forever. The players change but the game stays the same.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit, my daughter aint doin none of that. She’s already been highly trained to go for the money. I tell her everyday, remember baby, if he dont have dollars, then it dont make sense.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That doubles the likelihood of Phil’s scenario.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

“Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth every now and then.” — Groucho

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha. Win!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

He must not take her to broadway shows, they have hidden messages according to South Park.

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Sister Wives

Any thoughts on this show? Sleazy dude from Utah has four wives and a hoard of kids, too.

by silverwidow on Nov 9, 2011 3:47 PM PST reply actions  

I had some bannable thoughts

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there an assistant coach character?

I won’t watch it otherwise.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yow!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

stop fucking with us

I don’t need that in my orbit

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorry

I need some laughs to get me through 6 p.m.

by silverwidow on Nov 9, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball America has a minor league free agent tracker

Here

Dodgers signed 29-year old catcher Salomon Manriquez to a minor league deal

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

He’s no Vector

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Old minor league catcher I’ve never heard of and will forget in a year? Sounds exactly like Vector.

by G.Scott on Nov 9, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Good point

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s named for skiing equipment?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No. He’s named for Salomon Torres.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Nov 9, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Getting a boner right now

from Tony Jackson:

“I don’t think that it’s going to be difficult, I really don’t,‘’ Stewart said. "I think we should be able to come to something. I have talked with Ned on a few occasions. We have covered some ground, and hopefully, we will be able to put this thing to bed soon.’’

Hooray, saying all the right things!

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST reply actions  

I am comfortable with your excitement

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow me too!!! That would be GREAT news, and all I need this offseason!

by uschris0304 on Nov 9, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

wow

really? I am excite

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Nov 9, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. He said the right things last week when he was on MLB Radio too, but his tone was not remotely optimistic. This sounds like there has been progress recently.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

“We have had some constructive conversations,‘’ Colletti said. "Those conversations have been a little more substantive of late.’’

Colletti cautioned against reading too much into that, saying no agreement was imminent. Clearly, though, signing Kemp to a long-term deal sometime this winter — and before Kemp becomes eligible for free agency after the 2012 season — is a high priority for the Dodgers.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

In fact we had the numbers all lined up until Boras tweeted Dave, bragging about his deal with Madsen.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I would assume the signing = orgasm?

by silverwidow on Nov 9, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

And you’d have to go back to Five Guys for a fresh one.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Nov 9, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And then the obligatory

after orgasm Mcrib

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s why the good porn has a backing soundtrack.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait

Did Marty just imply that he eats McRibs?

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 9, 2011 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No

he didn’t

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Nov 9, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I was shocked to think that the King of Gastronomy would eat one.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Nov 9, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

So wrong
Getting a boner right now
from Tony Jackson:


by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 4:06 PM PST


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

This has been quite a thread

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

David was meant to be a 60 minutes editor

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

This thread is all kinds of interesting.

Whats the deal with the blogger softball tournament?

by UCLADodger32 on Nov 9, 2011 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

we seek to humiliate all that stand in our path to greatness

by Hollywood Joe on Nov 9, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmm, sounds like fun. It’s in February?

by UCLADodger32 on Nov 9, 2011 4:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats good. My schedule will be a lot less hectic next semester. I should probably swing a bat once or twice before then….its been a while!

by UCLADodger32 on Nov 9, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Whoa
A report from @rafaelrojasc that Wilson Ramos has been kidnapped in Venezuela. Obviously extremely serious if true. Looking into it.

by Eric Stephen on Nov 9, 2011 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

They should sign Giminez

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Nov 9, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If I was a pro athlete or anyone with money, I’d consider moving away from Venezuela.

by fbihop on Nov 9, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Nov 9, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

FUCK
rafaelrojasc
#Nationals C Wilson Ramos has been kidnapped at his home in Maracay, Venezuela. Situation developing.

by silverwidow on Nov 9, 2011 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

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RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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Current 40-man roster count: 42
(incl. De La Rosa & Hawksworth)

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Manager

Eric___ned___reporters_2011_trade_deadline_small Eric Stephen

Editors

100_1427_small Phil Gurnee

Dgy_small David Young

Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

2501_small Michael White

Raptors_small Brandon Lennox

Img_0103_small CraigMinami