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2012 TBLA #12 & #13 Dodger Prospect Discussion

A late push gave Jonathan Garcia the #11 TBLA Prospect win, and then Angel Sanchez ran away with the #12 Prospect vote. We now move to the #13 prospect vote, and it will be interesting to see if the recent Baseball America ranking influences the vote toward the one eligible player in their top 10 that is not currently on the TBLA list. I have now added a couple of new relievers to the list in Ames and Wall, but I still have at least 5 or 6 more guys to include before the final vote is conducted.

Finally, John Sickels at minorleagueball.com has his preliminary list of Dodger prospects up and he wants to know if he's missing anyone, so feel free to comment over there as well.

Here are the candidates for the Dodgers #13 prospect:

Alfredo Silverio - OF (24.5 years old) - Signed way back in 2003, Silverio finally figured out how to make good use of the athleticism that scouts have seen in him for years. This past season the outfielder led the Southern League in total bases, and hit .306 with 16 homers and a .883 OPS. He also showed good speed with a minor league high 18 triples, but was caught in 12 of his 23 SB attempts. While he spent most of the 2011 in center field, it remains to be seen if he'll be able to handle that position at the big league level.

Angelo Songco - 1B (23 years old) - Songco had a monster season for the Quakes in 2011, leading the California League in doubles and total bases while hitting .313 with 29 homers and 114 RBI's. He's always had a ton of raw power, and it finally showed this past year. He made the switch from left field to 1st base during the season, but overall doesn't have much defensive value so he's going to have to continue to hit as he moves up through the system.

Alex Santana - 3B (18.25 years old) - The 2011 2nd round pick struggled a bit in his professional debut as he hit just .238 average and struck out in 31.2% of his plate appearances, but he's extremely young and raw so those numbers don't mean a whole lot. Santana has good bloodlines, and at 6'4" he's got a great baseball frame. According to Arizona Dodger manager Jody Reed, he has the potential to be a 5-tool player in the future as he has all the skills, just needs to put it all together.

Ethan Martin - RHP (22.5 years old) - Martin was moved to the bullpen midway through the 2011 season, and showed solid improvement as he had a 4.02 ERA in AA with a 9.6 K/9 through 40.1 innings. The former 1st round pick has electric stuff, including a fastball that can reach 98 mph and a big curveball, but he struggles with control. He's still very young so it's possible that he moves back to the rotation at some point, but for now he is going to try to make it to the show as a hard throwing reliever.

Aaron Miller - LHP (24 years old) - Miller was hampered by injuries throughout 2011 and in essence had a lost season as he threw just 34 innings. Even when he was healthy, the 2009 1st round pick was uncharacteristically wild and had an ERA of almost 4 for the Quakes. That being said, at his best Miller features a sneaky fastball and an above average slider. He also shows potential for a slider and I expect that he'll be fully healthy in 2012.

Alex Castellanos - OF (25.25 years old) - Castellanos made a great impression on Dodger prospect fans after joining the team in the Furcal trade as he posted a 1.009 OPS in his 32 games with the Lookouts, connecting on 4 homers, driving in 23 runs, and walking almost as much as he struck out. There has been talk about converting him to either 2nd base or 1st base since the Dodger have a crowded minor league outfield, so it will be interesting to see where he plays next season. He's listed at 5'11" and despite good home run numbers in 2011, he doesn't necessarily project as a true power threat at the big league level.

Griff Erickson - C (23.5 years old) - The switch hitting catcher had a breakout season in 2011, posting a combined .866 OPS between HiA and AA and smacking 13 homers. He also posted an impressive strikeout to walk ratio, and showed strong defensive skills behind the plate. Erickson is still at least a year away from the big leagues, but he's just 23 years old so he's in a good spot.

Scott Van Slyke - OF/1B (25.25 years old) - Van Slyke had the biggest season of his 7 year minor league career in 2011 while playing with the Lookouts. He led the team in every significant offensive category except for runs and stolen bases, and even won the league batting title with a .348 average. His SLG %, OB%, and OPS all ranked 2nd in the league, and his big season earned him a spot on the Dodgers 40 man roster. He doesn't have much defensive value, so he'll have to continue hitting to make it to the show.

Blake Smith - OF (23.75 years old) - A sports hernia injury forced Smith to miss about 6 weeks of the 2011 season, but when healthy Blake was a force to be reckoned with. The 2009 2nd round pick crushed 20 homers in just 313 at bats (including a short rehab), and with the Quakes he had a OPS of almost .900. Smith is a great right fielder with a cannon for an arm, and he recorded 13 outfield assists this past season.

Kyle Russell - OF (25.25 years old) - As we all know by now, Russell is a power hitter that has a knack for striking out. In 2011 Kyle spent most of his season in AA, and with the Lookouts he hit 19 homers while striking out in 32.2% of his plate appearances. The lefty hits right handers very well, so the thought is that at the very least he'll has value at the big leagues as a pinch hitter.

Jake Lemmerman - SS (22.5 years old) - The 2010 MVP of the Pioneer League had a much more average season in 2011, but he did manage to make his way all the way to AA in just his second professional season. Late Night combined for 10 homers and a .785 OPS this past season, and continuing to spend all his time at shortstop. A future move to 2nd or 3rd base might be required thanks to Dee Gordon, but no matter what position he plays he's going to have to continue hitting if he wants to make it to the show.

Josh Wall - RHP (24.75 years old) - As I've mentioned many times before, Wall has found new life in the bullpen and can again be considered a legitimate Dodger prospect. He led the Lookouts with 68.2 inning in relief and posted a 3.93 ERA, which wasn't all that impressive but was the best of his career since 2005. He's currently throwing very well in the AFL and rumor has it that he's hit 100 mph.

Steve Ames -RHP (23.75 years old) - Since getting drafted in 2009, the former 17th round pick has a career ERA of 2.14, a career WHIP of 0.98, and a career K/9 of 13.5 in 109.1 innings. This past season Ames dominated the California League before getting promoted to AA where he continued to have a lot of success. Based on the AFL gameday reports, Ames was throwing in the low 90's with a mid 80's slider.

Please use this post as the discussion thread, and cast your actual vote in this Fanpost

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Going with Castle again.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 8:12 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

We sure are Castling the long way here.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Going with Van Slyke again.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Harold and Kumar would be proud!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Pure Azure mentioned the Dodgers are in on Jerry Hairston. As I recall Reg has recently become a big fan. If we were to sign Hairston he would be the guy who could play SS.

Could Ned be planning on dumping Uribe and going with a platoon of Hairston / Kennedy at 3rd base, with Ellis at 2nd?

Probably not, at least we will have a strong veteran bench.

Uribe – 2nd/SS/3rd
Hairston – 2nd/SS/3rd/OF
Kennedy – 2nd/3rd
Ellis – 2nd

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

I was wondering if

AJEllis, Loney, MEllis, Gordon, & Uribe would [hypothetically] be the worst starting infield in baseball.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless both Uribe and Loney have huge years.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Has the potential to be:
Downsides:
Ellis – .220/.320/.320
Loney – .280 / . 340 / . 380
Ellis – .240 / .290 / . 340
Gordon – .275 / .310 / . 330
Uribe – .220 / .260 / .400

Upside:
Ellis – .260 /.360/.340
Loney – .310 / .370 / . 500
Ellis – .260 / .320 / .380
Gordon .315 / . 345 / .380
Uribe – .260 / .300 / .450

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I enjoy your range on AJE’s slg % :)

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re underselling M. Ellis. His upside is closer to .280/.350/.400, but the IF still isn’t very good.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Really ????

career minor league Slug % is .380 with four years in the PCL. Yet you make fun of Russell Mitchell.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh? He’s had a SLUG of over .390 5 times in the major leagues.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Does Oakland count? ;)

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Considering they made the playoffs three times while he was there, I will give an unqualified “yes.”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

You and your “facts.”

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m sorry, I felt you were talking about AJ Ellis

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I missed the M

I’ll take a bet that Mark Ellis does not touch .400 Slug% in 2012 while with the Dodgers if he posts at least 300 major league at bats.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, certainly, he is more likely to slug around .370 or so, but I’d give him a better shot of .400 than I would with Loney at .500.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Gordon .315/.345/.380 – that would provide a lot of excitement for all of us!!! Lot’s of runs.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 1, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

The infield grass would have to replaced if he puts up a .315 average. Worm killers and all.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

only if you want to score runs

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Hairston/Betemit sounds much better. I’d rather just stick with Uribe rather than go Hairston/Kennedy, at least with Uribe there is a chance, though remote, that he could come back and at least hit for some power.

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

When Ned trades for Soriano to play LF, Rivera can shift to 1b and Sands can play 3b ;)

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

since Kennedy would be getting most of the PAs

I think I’d rather have Uribe at 3B and just hope he takes this season seriously.

Also I think Russ Mitchell and IDJ can outperform the veteran fringe and they could (gasp) use that money on making up for the chump change they spent on international signings last year.*

*(Substitute Sands and Van Slyke for the OF/1B and copy and paste into infinity)

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure Russ Mitchell can outperform a rosin bag.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Come on, he’s going to be useful.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m with Nolij on this one. I think any plan that calls for Mitchell to be any part of our success next year is a deeply flawed one.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Who said anything about success? :)

We’ll be .500 either way. We’re talking a backup role, but if you don’t like him bring up Van Slyke before he’s eligible for Social Security or sign anyone from the scrapheap and don’t waste so much money on Juan Rivera to be a lefty masher.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

We always have this debate every year. Having a 25th man who is not very good is not someone that “plans” on him to be part of a teams success. You all forget just what makes up a 25th player. Some years it is Juan Castro.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m glad to be part of a tradition.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

FTFY

Most Some years it is Juan Castro.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Wilson Valdez is the other name that’s always brought up as part of this tradition.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Saving $4 million is pretty useful too

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d much rather have Sellers or IDJ. I think there is a very small chance he makes the team next year.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we pencilling Sands and Oeltjen as the OF reserves or will Ned sign a veteran to round out the group?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Gwynn.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Is he arb. eligible? And will we pay that?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes and Yes

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I like TGJ….I like his Dad better though

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Colletti’s strategy of having the deepest infield and outfield reserves is so stupid it’s brilliant.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s old, fat and is in chemo. He’d probably still post a higher BA, but would not be as useful in the field or on the basepaths.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Ned is intrigued.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

then speed dials Sabean

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard some Giants talk recently and they were discussing Matt Cain possibly re-signing. His last four years have been ridiculous. If he’s a free agent after next year, he will make a fortune.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn't Ned eating up his budget on backup infielders?

What about someone for the rotation?

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 1, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m sure he’s got that $5 or $6mm for Harang/Francis/Capuano penciled in there

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus, remember he still needs to overpay for a relief pitcher.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 1, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

if Sanchez starts to run away with the vote

and so far he has a 5 to 1 lead over castle, i’ll end it early and move on. I thought above awarding sanchez the #12 prospect with out a vote, but castle got a decent amount of support last round so i thought this at least warranted a vote

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 1, 2011 8:28 AM PST reply actions  

I voted Castle last round, but wished I had voted Sanchez after it was said and done.

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Once this vote is done it will be interesting which AA outfielder starts getting support. I can easily see Van Slyke and Silverio starting to make headway against the Castle proponents. And then you have the young Schebler.

Also if Tolleson is number eight, what does that make Wall?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Songco and Smith too.

I know Wall has the big fastball now as a reliever, but I don’t see how he could go higher than Ames after his performance last year.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, hard to find real separation between:
Silverio
Castle
Van SLyke
Smith
Songco

Aames / Wall should be together

yet Martin still has the arm to be better then any of our possible minor league relief pitchers.

Also Juan Rodriquez

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m beginning to talk myself into Smith having the most upside of the group. True athlete who is actually getting better as he advanced (improved all peripherals at a higher level).

His K rate is still too high though. He’s like the new, slightly younger version of Kyle Russell at 24, so a little more room for optimism. AA will be telling, but he seems like the type of athlete where things could just come together for him. Plus power, plus defense, can take a walk. Just needs to make more contact.

Songco obviously outperformed him with the bat and is younger, but the defensive limitation is a real hindrance.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I like Smith quite a bit

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

He did get his K rate under 30% last year, so at least its going in the right direction.

by EMDarrow on Dec 1, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling the Yankees will trade for a starting pitcher. Don’t know why but Garza/Dempster stand out to me and Theo could end up doing some business with his ex-rivals.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 8:31 AM PST reply actions  

Seems reasonable.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Winter Meetings

shall be interesting

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 8:36 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

unless they’re not.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Too early for Lemmerman it seems

as I would be the first vote for him and it wouldn’t even matter. Perhaps i’ll wait a couple rounds.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 8:47 AM PST reply actions  

Don’t forget we’re conjoined on this sentiment Ivdown

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

If nicknames were as important as bloodlines then Late night would crack the top ten ;)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 1, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

That's true

At this point I’m helping Sanchez win quickly so we can get people voting for other prospects in the next vote, hopefully we’ll see some lemmerman support at that point.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Somewhere between Matt Wallach and Rob Flippo, Jr.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

And right below Ben Diggins.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Where’s Dick Magoo ranked?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Cousin of Dick Wazoo

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Kin to the Big Ragoo.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

And David Wright The Great Gazoo.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Above Joris Bert

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Blake Smith is the last of the guys I really like still on the board (well, Landry is still available too, but he was so dreadful this year). It may be time to take a real look at Silverio soon.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 8:49 AM PST reply actions  

Did BA really have Silveiro 4th?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 8:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Cal Bears!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

key paragraph
I really do think the Dodgers have the least exciting, most depressing infield in baseball. There are, of course, a few other contenders. I counted the Astros, the A’s, the Cubs, the Padres, the Pirates, and the Twins. But the Twins have the Morneau and Mauer wild cards, while the other infields are much younger, still being built, or both. The Dodgers strike me as having the worst combination of age and skill sets.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I was just bringing that exact paragraph over.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It pretty much answers the question I posed earlier.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Hard to disagree

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel then need to make fun of whatever team Jeff Sullivan follows. Hope it is not the Cardinals.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s something in the AL, apparently.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

dude founded Lookout landing. It’s the mariners.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG, that will be so easy. At least he got a good look at Kennedy’s bat speed.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

They are collecting young and bad outfielders like we are collecting bad and old infielders.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he's absolutely qualified to talk about our horrid infield

Especially with watching Kennedy (hit fucking 4th at certain times last year!).

I think Loney and Gordon will make things interesting, at least.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone is qualified to talk about our team, does not change the fact I now want to make fun of their own team. Not like the TBLA writers here feel the need to start writing about other teams. Oh wait

nevermind

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It was more a joke that Kennedy was not only a starter for them

But hit clean up for a portion of the season, man now that’s a joke, lol.

I should have had the Loney and Gordon part in another post

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Jim Loney and Gordon could be fun to watch. Kennedy is a no-factor for me and Ellis could at least be good defensively. Uribe is what sours the whole thing.

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

There were two weeks during the season when Uribe was fun to watch. I’m sure he will expand that to about five weeks next year.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Right

When he did barrel rolls or somersaults?

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey

I live near San Francisco, and, though still a True Blue Dodgers fan, folloew the Giants a bit. Now, they have a horrible infield/outfield/bullpen.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Sandoval makes everything okay, and Belt/Pill is at least intriguing.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatever. Hate if you want, but at least don’t be ignorant. Pablo Sandoval is a very, very good baseball player.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

When

he is in shape. On an unrelated note, have you seen the “Panda Hats”?

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Pablo went to Golden Corral too many times and was fat by the end of the year.

He still raked.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

But what about all the weight he lost before the season!

I just wish the commentators would have talked about it more…

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

i wish souvenirs weren’t used as evidence for why a guy is or isn’t good at his job

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I could quit you, giant hot fudge sundae.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

My baseball players eatin lots of food folder gets a lot of visits.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

only because you have that clip from Fever Pitch

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never seen fever pitch…if David Ortiz is hossin’ out on a plate of fried chicken please link.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s Trot Nixon, Jason Varitek and Johnny Damon sitting down to a nidinner, laughing and joking with each other after having lost game 3 of the 2004 ALCS while the fans are at the bar below wallowing in their misery.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, you have seen Fever Pitch

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

own it. quality flick.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It's not too bad

Jimmy Fallon was good in it.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

I am embarrassed to admit that I do own it.

The line about having Yankee toilet paper was funny

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

okay that’s enough responses, we made our point. Let’s go back to praising a 25 year old with no positional value who is going to be the first ever hitter to completely lose his power at ABQ before youknowwho loses it

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s about a Geometry teacher who loves baseball. I liked it.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

cutting half your body out of a picture is cheating

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

If only he was left handed

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

THEN HE COULDN’T PLAY THIRD BASE!

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You make me wish Joey Joe posted more.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Because with Joey Joe, as much as I truly disagree with him in all but a very specific incident, at least I understand where he’s coming from and why he thinks like he does.

I feel like you have to be Scott van Slyke’s cousin or something.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I’m definitely a distant relative. How distant? I don’t know.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

last name is van Slyke but with no relation?

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Most likely distant beyond all distance, so the threads of time themselves barely still know.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how vague this sounds

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

’Twas my intent, from before the threads of the world itself were twisted together to form you and me.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s an adam and eve joke

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude is a window licker

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Joke? Hoho no, this is no joke

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a pretty good idea who the joke is here.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You know

,this chain of talking has got me cracking up.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

3rd cousin?

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t have hand-picked a better team

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He founded Lookout Landing

so there ya go…#6org

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes…I guess he is an expert on depressing things!

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 1, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Mariners

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Our infield

will be subpar on offense but will rake with the gloves. Can you rake with gloves? I suppose you can. Probably easier to rake leaves with a glove than a bat, or maybe just tie the glove to the end of the bat and rake away. Thoughts?

by Xeifrank on Dec 1, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Raking is great exercise provided you wear gloves, otherwise blister city

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

2003 all over again

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I tried. Only Dee can save us.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

and Jim

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Even when he was hitting, he wasn’t exciting.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that, he was can’t miss TV.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, the only time in my life since Sept 2007 I did not want to miss a Loney at bat.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah come on, Aug and Sept were so exciting and mainly because Jim was balling.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

bullshit

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Nonsense – any infield with Dee Gordon can not rate as the least exciting in baseball. Has this clown ever seen Gordon play???

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably not, but he has seen Chone Figgins play so he knows unexciting.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

The sad thing is

There is hardly any infield help on the free agency market next year to help out and we have nothing on the farm. Its time to get creative and we don’t have a GM who knows how.

Should’ve gotten some 3B or 2B help instead of FedEx. At least we could have gone after Montero or Napoli next year.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Indians have more infielders then they know what to do with. Still think a combo of Cord Phelps and DeJesus would have been better then Ellis / Kennnedy.

Still wishing for Hanrahan at 3rd base.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

made me laugh
The Dodgers paid to bring in Treanor, who is old and bad. They brought in Kennedy, who is old and bad, with bat speed as if he were swinging through custard.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Old and Bad is the new ……………..

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Cheap and Defensively Versatile?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Yet, cheap they not be

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, that is what we are talking about.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

boom

headshot

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

But we could then say $800k is cheap in baseball

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but are not Ellis and Uribe also Old and Bad?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were only talking about that excerpt of Kennedy and Treanor.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess but he was making fun of the whole infield.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

On bad years, indeed. Everybody was freaking out here (in SF)when he did well in 2010.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I do enjoy John Sickels
Ethan Martin RHP should I even bother?

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:03 AM PST reply actions  

On the one hand Silverio is beloved by BA but he looks like BCG if you let BCG sit in AA for three years. On the other hand Sanchez has the stuff supposedly but if he does why is his strike out rate below the Midwest League average?

Decisions.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:03 AM PST reply actions  

On the other hand who is Scott Schebler.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

.324 OBP in the Pioneer League :(

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, of course there’s that. But I feel like I should vote, but don’t like any of the candidates enough to stand beind them.

So I voted for Ralph Nader.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Your boy Songco is still on on the list, why are you voting for Ralph Nader when Songco is on the table?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

they all have flaws, they all have similar flaws. It’s just so…unexciting.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

That would be like me stopping voting for FedEx if he was still on the table.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

K’d 30% of time too. He’s “toolsy” though, so he’ll get some love for now.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh, I might actually end up not having to vote for Ethan Martin.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Ethan Martin RHP should I even bother?

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

On their list of top free agents to make a nominal run at, they had made their checkmark next to Pujols’ name so big, they almost missed Bell’s name. Good thing they double-checked it.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m still convinced Pujols stays in STL, Fielder signs with WASH, and Reyes goes to MIA. I think MIA might land Buerlhe too, if they can talk him out of Chicago.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

SOunds about right, that's how I see it all playing out too.

Too bad LAD aren’t in on Fielder sweepstakes after all :(

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Sanchez running away, seems to have the largest % of any of the votes. Time to move onto Lucky number 13

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 9:28 AM PST reply actions  

If Only

People could vote for the truly best prospect. sighs

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

People are voting for that; they just apparently happen to disagree with you.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re all living in his world.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Well technically the best prospect none of us knows so I really shouldn’t be saying that. However in my eyes this is justified a bit.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

There are several things that folks here disagree with

but I think as a group, the prospect area is one where I can’t see a legitimate prospect being dismissed out of hand.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what you’re talking about, I voted for our top lefthanded 3B…..Logan says he’s on the fast track to replace Uribe

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Who is this Truly Best Prospect?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Jim Loney!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

He's no prospect

He’s a Greek God that puts the hopes of men on his back and does magical things.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL!!! He has to be magical in order to man third base while throwing left handed….his finess on slow rollers is impeccable ;)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

it’d sure making diving for balls down the line easier!

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Castle I think

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you not guess?

Because everyone may guess, though whether they are right or not only time shall tell.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if you tell us the answer

If this is one of those, I’ll tell you in three years when it’s obvious who the best was, scenarios, I will not play. ;)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I know naught

As I have spoken in the past, only the mists of time shall tell. However, my belief is that it is Scott Van Slyke.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

or Yoda

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You can never ever doubt

What no one is sure about

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 10:07 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Doubt, I can. Be sure I can not.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

i think that is indeed what is being smoked here

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Nobody has cigars, do they?

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed but nobody is smoking cigars, are they?

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

guess away good sir

guess away

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 10:01 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

creating a new fapost now for voting

will just update this post though so we don’t have a whole other post on the main page

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 1, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

can I vote for Larry King?

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

This is an awesome question

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Decent chance there’s some overlap in that Venn Diagram.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Larry King used to be married to Bill Mueller?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

To Bill Mueller’s first knee.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there is any real conviction behind these picks. I voted Chris Reed #2 and was going to keep voting for him until he got selected. With these guys, it’s such a toss up of flaws and dreams that I don’t think I’ve voted for the same player in 4 picks and my the guys I voted for are all still eligible.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I was told it was a runnaway

so I didn’t bother. My “love” is still there

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Reminder

please type a subject of some sort if you post a picture. Thanks.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

@LookoutLanding “Troy Renck of the Denver Post reports that the Rockies are expected to attempt to sign Jeff Mathis if he is non-tendered by the Angels.”

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:49 AM PST reply actions  

Is this ironic? Or just what happened?

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder why he wasn't just included in the trade

Scioscia probly wanted their top prospect if Mathis was going, lol.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Because the Rockies want him cheaper than a raise from $1.7 million.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point

Also, how in the hell would Mathis get a raise if there is anything good left on this earth?

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to arbitration.

Sorry, I forgot to add “in baseball

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

This is not specifically a union issue, though it clearly is within the framework of a union-influenced salary structure.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

if the union didn’t exist, there’d be no CBA, and no arbitration.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

“union-influenced” made me lol

OF COURSE IT IS

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If there is, people think. In him, yes.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

baseball cheap

you mean :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 9:56 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Chatwood needs a personal catcher

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh hey

in Colorado, he might actually hit .220!

by EMDarrow on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy fuck it was windy last night

Like being in a hurricane. I lost one whole tree and parts of two others. Have’nt had power since 8:30 last night.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 1, 2011 10:00 AM PST reply actions  

Decent size

an almond tree completely uprooted and two jacarandas lost major limbs.

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 1, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh oh

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 10:12 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

With a knife, me? Why, young padawan? Why?

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

A lightsaber or beamsword, I prefer.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

the shell gas station near my house got destroyed.

by shaqfor3 on Dec 1, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

We had just had seven tree’s trimmed but I was worried about our old and large pine since he has lost one huge limb before and the others have some cracks, but so far so good.

A few years ago we lost a tree and it crashed on my Brat but did not break the window. I went out and started cutting limbs off it to release the pressure, made one mistake and boom, it crashed through the winder and crushed the right front door.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Large pine trees are nice.

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

My brother in Mt Washington

Had a large tree limb fall on his car last night. Said in his neighborhood that it looked like about 1/3 of the houses had “square yards” of shingles ripped off.

I’m not looking forward to tonight; my neighborhood gets high winds normally, should be ridiculous tonight.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You might be in hurricane territory tonight. I might have picked a bad weekend to put the lights up, but they survived so far.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Me too. I’ve seen some wind up there, but tonight may be the mostest.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

The wind is getting pretty crazy here. Gust of wind at 52 MPH at the airport so far this morning.

For my zip code from weather.com: “From ESE at 38mph gusting to 48mph”

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

They just closed a high school in Los Lunas (about 20 minutes south of Albuquerque) because of wind damage to the roof.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny you be in New Mexico discussing the wind and David/Marty being two states away discussing the wind.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Has there not been enough evidence of troll like behavior?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

This has gotta be someone's puppet

No one can unintentionally be this idiotic

by SeanMillerSavior on Dec 1, 2011 10:13 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hm

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Kanye West (Hurricane Katrina & Taylor Swift Acceptance speech) aside from that I totally agree

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

at least he makes good music and doesn’t yell at us about which Dodger prospect is best

by eitherethier on Dec 1, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This is the worst opinion expressed in this thread.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

So you think that Kanye was INTENTIONALLY being idiotic?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Beyonce did have the best video that year. Man was right.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

So

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

For the record I’m a big fan of Kanye’s music…..I just think he’s an idiot sometimes.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I did not realize the integrity of the MTV Video Music Awards was so important here.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Really that was the entire point.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Of all-time.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

One of my favorite SNL moments was backstage when Kanye West was the musical guest, they had him next to Mike Myers, like a week after his “Bush hates black people” remark during the telethon for Hurricane relief.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if AJ Ellis set up a profile and is just fucking with us

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, AJ is on base, not off-base.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL…..talk about white and nerdy

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We could have had it all

Trolling in the deep

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care what anyone says, I love that song

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Phil I’m getting a little dizzy from all of the gayness

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Take it up with my Miata

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a miata driver

2001 MX – 5 ….I had a chip and aftermarket dual exhaust package….that fucker was fast

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, mine has an aftermarket Turbo, it can go. But right now it has a broken radiator.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Handles like a dream right?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

She be fun to drive

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You shouldn’t care. It is an awesome song. Just because it is popular does not mean it’s bad.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to be funny, I actually have 3 adele songs on my phone

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe you will get stationed with them.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If you can’t drop everything and do a DJ set in WeHo right now, you’re doing music wrong.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

/BT

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Tony A sighting
dylanohernandez Dylan Hernandez
Former #Dodgers IF Tony Abreu has signed a minor-league deal with the #Royals, the team announced.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

KC re-assembling the Jacksonville 5

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

LaRoche is next!

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s Laroache and Meloan doing these days?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Add E-Jax to that team, have some of their prospects do something other than collapse miserably and the Royals might threaten third place.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I admit after watching MLB Net's best prospects under 25 show

seeing both B Butler and Eric Hosmer (not to mention Moustakas), I sure drool over some of their young hitters though yeah until they prove they can find a deep enough pitching staff, 3rd place may be as high as they can go.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

They will shock the world in 2012.

500 team.

Book it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

But

I wouldn’t be shocked. It’d be more impressive if the Pirates broke their losing streak.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

What if Washington and Miami both improve enough to put four .500+ teams in one division (with PHI/ATL)?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

the NL West and Central will have become non factors

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually

better chance that one of those two divisions will produce two teams with better overall records if the NL East is truly competitive

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

true I suppose. Probably end up with the other two divisions being kind of top heavy

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think .500 will be very shocking from KC. Rare, yes, but not suprising.

Making the playoffs would be a little more surprising to me though.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Butler’s still <25? Wow.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I was surprised by how many doubles he has. At least 44 doubles in each of the last three years.

Most doubles in MLB (2009-2011)
Butler 140
Cano 135
Cabrera 127
Braun 122
Markakis 121
Holliday 120

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

We’re gettin the band back together

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 1, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Didn't he hit about .350 in AAA in 2009

I remember this stuff but I struggled to remember the name of Sydney Crosby for like 2 minutes just now.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=abreu-001eta

Seems to be on the Hector Luna path.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that in the same galaxy as the Alfredo Amezega orbit?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Nah, middle infielder who was given at bats at age 22, impressed, then struggled, then sent to minor league oblivion never to be given another shot while the Adam Kennedy’s of the world get major league deals year after year after year.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

this is making me yearn

for the halcyon days of Ornake

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

the best days on TBLA are like a good day of fishing. the bad ones are like…

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope that's not true

because fishing is boring.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I suspect Josie has never fished a day in her life.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I went deep sea fishing with my dad when I was 12, one of the best days of my life

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to go fishing sometime

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I have never been fishing. My brothers failed me.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Trace Adkins
I’m lost in her there holdin’ that pink rod and reel
She’s doin’ almost everything but sittin’ still
Talkin’ ‘bout her ballet shoes and training wheels
And her kittens
And she thinks we’re just fishin’

I say, "Daddy loves you, baby" one more time
She says, "I know. I think I got a bite."
And all this laughin’, cryin, smilin’ dyin’ here inside’s
What I call, livin’

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Trace is practically a Bass Pro Shops commercial with a ponytail.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you been to Bass Pro Shops?

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

We were catching bass and barracuda out in Santa Monica bay. There was even a kitchen on the boat, so you could get breakfast burritos.

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember a dude at my old job went on a weekend fishing trip and came into the office on Monday with an ice chest full of fresh fish to share.

Best damn tuna I ever had.

(I may want to revise that last sentence)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I used to have a friend who gave us fresh fish from his Deep Sea fishing jaunts. I miss those fish.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I did that in freshman year of high school

no one caught any fish.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, Deep sea fishing is a completely different animal then what mos people consider fishing ( lakes, rivers). It is a different sport.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I was taken deep sea fishing once. Found out how seasick boats make me.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

To bad, so I guess a TBLA Deep Sea Fish Charter is out of the question?

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t set foot on a boat under 900 feet.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Which I guess is a ship.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

ha ha, that is that Natalie said

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Before you were born, there was this chick, Natalie Wood…. she usta be big, I tell ya, big!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Even passed for Puerto Rican.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Because you don’t like beer.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I could bring Mikes Hard Lemonade and it would be the same effect

But still not much fun for me.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like beer and I have enjoyed the few times I have fished.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve fished a few times. I’d rather hike around the lake while drinking that beer.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

The key element for me in my post was “few.” I couldn’t do it on a regular basis.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Maddie 2 Dope…what’s shakin’ potato chips or bacon?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

on that school grind, you know. how are you?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Doing good….I take my ARMY physical in Miami on Friday and my baby girl turns 9 on the 7th. She’s kicking ass in baseball and got straight A’s again.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

yes!

that’s awesome. you must be very proud. :)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Awesoke

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 10:45 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Lost in this is that you joined the Army?

Reserve?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Whoa

Say it ain’t so, VeroJoe. Stay frosty.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I’m going into the ARMY. I’ve already took the ASVAB test and scored in the top 15%, which is pretty solid since this determines which careers I’m eligible for. I’m looking to go into the medical field which makes my chances of living out in Cali with you guys very likely. I get $82K in tuition assistance so I can further my education and will get a decent signup bonus as well. I go in as an E3 level which typically takes high school grads three years to achieve that pay scale, so I’m lucky there.

Definitely nervous though

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

hey! congrats! thanks for serving, man. that’s awesome. :)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for your service!

by ishXdavid on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

I was joking with the Staff Sgt saying how I was bad ass at Call of Duty and was ready to fuck shit up. Then with a straight face I said “When do I get my gun, I’ve got some shit to take care of before I head off to boot camp Sir”

He laughed and almost smacked me upside the head :)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

You crazy Joe

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 11:08 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

That’s awesome. I hope you can still TBLA. Best of luck.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks guys, you’re the best!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I have to say shut the fuck up, sir. :)

Best of luck man.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL thanks bro. I’ll be on here every chance I get to maintain my sanity or delay the progression of my lack thereof ;)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Good luck

and thank you.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

This team is making me THIRSTY

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh man I forgot about Ornake

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

HOW. HOW COULD YOU FORGET.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

It's been so long!

His antics were surely something…special?

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

All people have to do is ignore them

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

competitive balance draft

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20111130&content_id=26059392

uh this seems stupid to me.. 6 small market teams get a sandwich pick. wow. gonna be a tectonic shift my friends!

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 10:36 AM PST reply actions  

I sure hope the St. Louis Cardinals can get that extra pick they need to turn things around for that franchise.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

They need all the help they can get

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 10:41 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The forfeited picks (from teams going over slot) go into a lottery, too.

Any of those forfeited picks would go into a separate lottery. Any team that did not exceed its pool will be in that lottery. In this one, though, the odds are not just based on winning percentage, but on a formula of revenue and winning percentage.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

All this for picks that historically

have about a 10% chance of amounting to anything

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah thats my original point

who gives a shit. will be interesting to see how they get used as trade chits..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Somehow the Clippers will still not get the first pick.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

omg stop

I’m so hungry

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Remember when we could could make Eric go someplace for lunch just by talking about it? That was awesome.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You say that like it is still not in play :)

Actually, today is looking like a Prosciutto sandwich since it is near where I have to run some errands at lunch.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

True or False

The Pirates having 19 straight losing seasons is worse than the Cubs not winning the World Series for 103 years.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 10:48 AM PST reply actions  

True

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 10:49 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

True, but still not as bad as the Phillies losing 29 out of 30.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

False

19 years goes by so fast you don’t even notice the pain.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

the last time the Pirates finished with a winning record, I was discovering that Spot could run

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

With many thanks to Barry Bonds

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

There are college graduates that don’t have any memory of a Pirates winning season.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

there are Rhodes Scholars who couldn’t tell you about the last time the Pirates finished with a winning record

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

The last time the Pirates had a winning season America was still funding the Star Wars project.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

And we were at war with Iraq! Oh.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

The Pirates were a fun team to watch

in the 1970s.

Roberto, Wilver, Al Oliver, Bill Madlock.

And did you know Richie Hebner was grave digger in the off-season.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Time to bring back the greatest Josh Wilker thread from yester year.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Manny Sanguillen. Dock Ellis. Hats!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Drugs

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

True, if and only if the Phillies winning recently does not erase them being a terrible franchise

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the fact the Dodgers did not win a post season game from 1989 – 2003 is much sadder given we are talking about the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

but at least made the playoffs in 95 and 96. Not our fault the Braves were stacked.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Our fault we sent Billy Ashley to the plate when the outcome of a playoff game could be affected.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

And had Kevin Tapani pitching in relief.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

That is horribly terrible

The Royals haven’t made the playoffs since 85 according to an article I read the other day, that’s pretty insane too.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I voted for Lemmerman

Dodgers did promote him to AA. He’s still young enough. He’s still on SS. He might learn a little more plate discipline. I like the Late Night nick.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

That’s like taking Jose Bautista in the franchise starter draft because you like his nickname.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah!!!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Adam Kennedy deal is official

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

obligatory Ned quote
"Adam gives us infield depth and an experienced left-handed bat," said Colletti. "He provides us with infield versatility at second and third base and can play first as well."

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

how many of these guys that we sign to one year contracts

that aren’t that great come from Southern California? Due to my incredibly unscientific and not-at-all researched opinion, I’m going with quite a few in the past few years.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

RIGHT?

Something something Denmark

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of cheese

My six year-old son has recently started watching Wallace and Gromit videos. Hilarious stuff.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, they be awesoke

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Adam Kennedy is the king of Cal State Northridge's baseball records

It’s clear why here was signed. Wait, he’s not the utility infielder for Northridge, he’s ours??

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Trivia question

What does he have in common with Kevin Elster?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Three home runs in a game?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Two guys who have never been in my kitchen?

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow without even meaning to, you just gave the oldest callback we have had.

Hey DTers was it Marty’s kitchen? or Bob’s?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Against the fucking Giants.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobby doesn’t know how to play this game

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank God he can also play 1st.

John Lindsey shakes his fist at God, puts his head back into lap, waits a few seconds, rises, smiles at the world, and goes about his business.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

"adam kennedy is a man"

a man who plays baseball. we look forward to watching this man play baseball.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

He provides us with versatility. In baseball.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Are we talking about baseball again?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s got a template for that.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering if someone had to punch him the head to keep that last sentence from repeating on a continuous loop?

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Amazing how repetitive Ned manages to be. Its quite impressive that he can constantly keep it going

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s got a pullstring. "There’s a snake in my boot!’

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I really actually want a Ned pull-string doll now

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

bring on the great gnashing of teeth, the rending of clothes —

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry

All I have to play is my “meh” card

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 10:58 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

With a “whatever” stat booster

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 10:59 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

M Sullivan responded to me. Said Dee Gordon isn’t unexciting, but the infield overall is the least exciting.

But, doesn’t Dee Gordon play infield? He’s single-handedly more exciting than Figgins, Ackley, Smoak and Ryan.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

you should ask him if he knows

Christopher Chinn

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Hard to work with this when you bring Ackley into it. We would trade out whole infield for him.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Loney, Ellis, Dee, Uribe is at least as exting as that infield.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Excitement rankings may be subjective.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

our IF def isn’t sexy. maybe that’s what they mean.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

If we bug him enough maybe he can issue a correction. “Dodgers infield pretty lame, not necessarily the least exciting”.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryan being a very acrobative SS

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for your opinion but since you don’t agree with me I’m going to ignore it completely in baseball

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish I had the “in baseball” clause.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the new fortune cookie game… add ‘in baseball’ to the end

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Dec 1, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, THAT is callback.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Aaron Miles was exciting to watch

him completely unable to field 3B last year

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

If you add up the total number of excitement points in the infield the Dodgers are in last.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree that SpeeDee is more exciting than Ackley.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Orioles are trading for catcher Taylor Teagarden from Texas, per Jon Heyman.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

The difference from NFL and other pro sport contracts
Andrew Brandt
50 weeks ago McNabb signed an extension w/Redskins with “up to $40 million” guaranteed. He received $3 million from that deal.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I have no idea why the class of the class athletes pick football over baseball other then the fact they can’t hit a breaking ball.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

easier to pick up a football and play catch wit someone than to get 17 of your closest friends together with equipment and facilities.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

As opposed to playing catch with a baseball?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

if playing catch is the extent of your baseball training, you aren’t going to be very good.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

though Gary’s argument is usually used with basketball and not football.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

If playing catch with a football is the extent of your football training, you aren’t going to be very good.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

though Gary’s argument is usually used with basketball and not football.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Yet he used it with football.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

it was union-influenced

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That was more commentary, he can defend that himself.

If people are wondering why football/basketball and not baseball, I think there are several more compelling reasons for that, anyway.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

need more black role models in baseball

/Selig’d

Maybe Kemp can help change that.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I certainly hope so.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Baseball vs. football was my thesis. I can give a nuanced argument if you like.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

No, just threatening to post it is good enough

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

:)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I would like to read it.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Cliff’s notes version: growth of television/televisability, similarity to war (think George Carlin), marketable superstars. Baseball gives time to discuss/reflect/analyze within the game. Football gives you a week to do all that stuff after the game.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

This is to argue for the reason why elite athletes should choose baseball over football?

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s why football became the dominant sport in the American landscape. Athletes choose the sports they know best.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Roger

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

the bit about reflection is interesting

want to go into that some more?

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I meant why the elite black athlete has discarded the game that they so embraced in the 20th century.

Seems a large % of current black baseball players have some connection with family who played before. The Matt Kemps of the world seem unique to me, while the TGJ seem to be norm.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

right

and Kemp was supposed to go play basketball. He is very unique.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

There are very few successful professional black fishermen. Discuss.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I never thought getting a pickup game of football was any easier than baseball. Other than only needing a football, you still need a good number of people for it to be any fun.

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially because no one wants to block.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it largely becomes a game of keep-away or monkey-in-the-middle.

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

When I was a kid

the defense just counted to five Mississippi and then got to attack the QB.

by EMDarrow on Dec 1, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you end up like that bastard child in the Sports Authority commercial.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

need gloves. gloves are expensive.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

and fuck your life if you want to be a catcher

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup, because you know how cheap those football uniforms run these days.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

if you’re playing football with friends, why would you need uniforms?

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

“baseball love”

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

part of the commraderie

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

i have never once in my life patted another male’s butt, in sport or otherwise.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Have you let other men pat your butt?

/reallydontcaretoknowtheanswertothis

by VegasBlues on Dec 1, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

don't you play baseball?

isn’t that pretty standard?

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by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

some do, some don’t, I don’t. High fives and fist bumps, i like hands where ic an see them.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

When Jerry patted my ass I knew I had a chance to make the team
When Jerry told me to take a shower I knew I had made the team
When I saw Jerry in my shower I knew I had made the wrong team

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

What???? Is that a pitcher thing? Gary I’ve never heard that before…..clutch hits permit teammates to slap your ass so hard that you can’t sit. I thought that was an unwritten rule

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Gary has a no touch rule which overrules the unwritten rule

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Same thing with helmet slams at the plate after you touched home after hitting one out.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If you slam your helmet on home plate after a dinger, doesn’t that pitcher stick one in your earhole the next time up?


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No in a walk off situation….when your teammates hit the shit out of your head with your helmet still on

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

that is why you will see players toss their helmet before they touch home so they don’t get their head smacked

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Which doesn’t stop it from happening.

I’m part of the Adrian Beltre school of thought. Leave my head alone.

by VegasBlues on Dec 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL… I’ve only hit one walk off and it was my last high school (homegame) at bat….getting the shit smacked out of my helmet by 20+guys out of celebration took quite a bit of elation out of the moment to say the least.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I never played before HS

But I didn’t pay shit for uniforms, they were provided.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Really? Even I had to pay for my pads, helmets, and the like 43 years ago.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I did not play football in high school, but knew people who did, and they had a bill to pay as well.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

clearly

iiidown made them an offer they couldn’t refuse.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 11:33 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He’s an influential man, and very mysterious. It’s why apparently no one will ever meet him…much like a certain man with the initials T.B.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

But if you want to play football, for reals, the equipment costs are far more than baseball.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

How much does hockey gear cost?

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Soccer FTMFW

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

anyone can kick a ball and everyone gets to play, I can understand the appeal for non elite athletes.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m giving you a red card…for hilarity.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I tried to give her a green card.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

There were zero soccer leagues when I was growing up. Then when day I blinked and that is all our parks are used for.

It would have been a good sport for me being non – elite, but fast, and angry.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Phil Gurnee

Soccer Hooligan

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions   1 recs

because I’d love to hear your reasoning on this: why are soccer players non-elite athletes?

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I never said that. I simply said I could see the appeal for non – elite athletes.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

…in the context of a conversation about why elite athletes choose different sports, which became a cost-benefit analysis of how much it costs to play…

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

There is an actual conversation going on

I thought this was the free flowing exchange of tangential snippets of one’s life

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I was trying to understand Phil going 180 on a conversation.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, it was a conversation, not necessarily an argument (No it wasn’t!). Conversations veer into tangents.


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements to establish a definite proposition.

[No it isn’t.]
Yes it is. It isn’t just contradiction. An argument is an intellectual process … contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
[No it isn’t!]

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry, this is abuse. You want the next floor.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

More wah!


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hah, I forgot about that part.

“Oh I’m sorry, that’s next door. It’s being hit on the head lessons in here.”

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I once worked with a guy named Wah. You can imagine.


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it was more 90 degrees.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

fair enough

I didn’t understand it when it happened.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatever

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

The first time I played soccer

was in 8th grade phys ed period. Our team won the period championship because we had the only two guys in school who had ever played soccer before.

And like Phil said, no youth soccer leagues that I knew of at that time.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Soccer? Whats that?

by EMDarrow on Dec 1, 2011 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz, I’m talking about USA here. :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

SEE!

though most of my friends from the cold cold north (read, western NY) knew how to skate and handle a puck and all that because that’s what they did

they were white too

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

I have enjoyed the hockey I have watched so far this season. Too bad it will get shoved under the rug in about a month.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Plus you need ice

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah,

hockey is stupid expensive. i was just wondering out loud.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

eh

they kids don’t pay that much more iirc. Its not like you own your onw pads and helmet

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by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

it’d be interesting if that’s a major difference between now and when Phil et al played

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Since you asked:)

Before organized football hit our age group we always played after school. Then when were old enough for organized football we would do both. Pads for the league games, nothing for the fun and tumble games after school or on weekends.

I did not play high school as I found football practice extremely boring and I was not going to be good enough to be more then a bit player until I was a senior and that did not interest me. However I had plenty of friends that we still played football all the time. Even after college we would play, and we only stopped when one of our friends broke his ankle, and we all realized that we were married, going to be starting families so it was important that we still be able to work. So about age 25 was the last time I played recreational football.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

football practices in HS always seemed to be completely terrifying

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Football practice in high school is just tiring as hell! I wish I was still getting that kind of workout today with much good of shape I was in back then. The worst part was usually the end, after all the practicing we would do our running drills, which are horrible (for me) after 3 hours of practice, lol.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Because being the in the NFL is infinitely more glamorous than being in the minor leagues? That would be my guess.

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

No glamour in baseball until you reach the pros.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

but the odds of being in the NFL even from a BCS conference football team isn’t that great.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

per Phil’s comment, we’re talking about the elite tier of athletes

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

No glamour in being a broken down physical shell of a man by the age of 35

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but high school kicks a lot of ass.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

True

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

you say that being where you are now

how many teenagers/young people do you know that are THAT forward thinking?

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even know any forward thinking adults because I hang out here.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

awww someone drove the acura to work this morning

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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

  1. 1 pick in football gets 21mil number one in baseball gets 7.5

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by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure a LOT more money is given out in the NFL draft

then in the MLB draft, but there are so many rounds in the MLB draft maybe I’m wrong.

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by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

it's still more in the NFL

hell, probably more in the NBA even with 2 rounds.

After like the 5th round in baseball, no one gets 6 figure bonuses. And if they do, it’s because they were JuCo signability guys who got a couple hundred grand.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

No. 1 football guy usually had to endure at least three years of college to do it, No. 1 baseball guy frequently gets it out of HS.


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

yes but they also get to toil for 3 years in the minors

in the hope they ever sniff the bigs. If you are good enough to go #1 in baseball or basketball go baseball, sure. Lee did it, Crawford did it. but the appeal of football over baseball is easy to see for these kids.

Plus, “enduring” college isn’t exactly what these kids are doing if you know what i mean

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by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No. 1 pick in NFL

has played 3 or 4 years in college and has some demonstration (whether or not it will pan out) of his skill level at the NFL.

No. 1 pick in baseball could be at a minimum 2 years away or maybe 4 years away from beginning to play in MLB plus he is under club control for maybe 9/11 years of his professional career (minors and majors).

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

NO JUST NO

BAD TBLArs BAD. His contract was “special” Most contracts for up to 40 million guarenteed to do not give teams the kind of out that McNabb had, and he would have gotten at least 15 million out of it. This deal was NOT the norm. NOT.

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by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Even so

15/40 is much better than 40/40 when a player is just shit

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

But

it is true that there are no such things as a fully guaranteed NFL contract.

Is it true that for the MLB and NBA player, the amount he signs the deal for is the amount he will get paid short of retiring or a buy out.

Thus, while McNabb’s deal may be unique, it is an example of the power the teams have over the players in those types of negotiations.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Its really a terrible example

when the deal first came out it made no sense to give it to McNabb because he simply hadn’t played well that year. Then everyone found out they had an out where they would only pay him 3 million and it made sense.

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by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

How little leverage did CJ Johnson have this offeseason?

how much did he get paid again?

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by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I have a feeling Eric used his power this morning

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:22 AM PST reply actions  

Did not, but was tempted

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Heard this
SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
orioles trade for teagarden from rangers is done, pending physcial

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:23 AM PST reply actions  

For who?

I remember when Teagarden was one of many young catchers on rangers who was highly regarded. Then he lost his lustre a bit. Don’t the Orioles already have a good young catcher? I guess Teagarden is a backup backstop.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

halcyon days

I remember back in the day when the rangers had three super awesome catchers and that DVD group of hot shit pitchers that were gonna set the world on fire.. I remember Volquez was one of them but not the others..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

And here they are anyway, back to back WS appearances, winning one of them oops.


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

true..

front office did a good job of turning them into good pieces.. salty was used in that highway robbery of the braves for teix.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

They got Salty in that deal

Then traded him to the Sox last year I think for not much.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Danks was another one.

They kept the one that amounted to nothing.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

We seem to say that a lot around here.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Time for ivdown to revisit AA

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Or that

you know, whichever, lol.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yah I'd rather incentives be connected to stats in a way

and not at bats. Then I could root for him to hit the incentives.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

ideally, if he’s playing, he’s playing well. If he sucks, he won’t get those at bats.

Ideally.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

In baseball.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

They are not allowed though

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You can't

because already its a problem of conflicts when incentives are in place for just playing (management instructs manager not to play a player).

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Well forget it then! Just forget it, baseball! I've had it with your silly rules!

{takes ball and runs home}

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually

I am pretty sure stat driven incentives don’t exist in any U.S. pro sport.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I know this isn't true

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

They require special permission. A-Rod has a bunch of bonuses for reaching career home run milestones, but the commissioner had to OK it.

IIRC Curt Schilling had a bonus if the Red Sox won the World Series.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

no permession required in football iirc

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t doubt it. I was just speaking of baseball

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

right

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

God, he’s going to be hard live with now.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You're going to have to say something awesome about the Texans as penance.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

more on MLB bonuses

Major League Rule 3(b)(5):

“No Major League Uniform Player’s Contract or Minor League Uniform Player Contract shall be approved if it contains a bonus for playing, pitching or batting skill or if it provides for the payment of a bonus contingent on the standing of the signing Club at the end of the championship season.”

Regarding Schilling, here is a New York Times article from October 2004:

When Schilling was negotiating a contract extension with the Red Sox as part of his trade from Arizona last November, he asked for and received a bonus of $2 million for next season if the Red Sox won the 2004 World Series. Schilling’s salary will go to $14 million from $12 million because Boston won.

The commissioner’s office has since prohibited such arrangements.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball Game in Cuba

For a class at USC we have the opportunity to go to Cuba later this month. I have read about how fun baseball games are to watch there, but I can’t find any information or a schedule. I will be staying in Havana most of the time. Anyone know of any resources where this information might be posted? Any help would be greatly appreciated.

by BKnapp on Dec 1, 2011 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

The only advice


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

that I can give you is

while you are there, smoke some cigars. A lot of cigars.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

For sure,

I plan on smoking several and bringing home as many as possible. The professor told us we are normally allowed to bring back two cases, but I’m going to try to get the non-smokers to bring some back for me too.

by BKnapp on Dec 1, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, thought it was funny, two cases each, but it is a USC class so maybe the skids are greased.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He has to mean

to boxes but still. I have to think Customs goes through everything when people come back from Cuba.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, now way you are bringing back Cuban cigars. That’s why you have to smoke a lot of them there.


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Donno. I’ve had people give me Cuban cigars before from trips to the Caribbean (although not Cuba). I don’t smoke anything, so the gifts were rather silly, but still appreciated.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It is still considered illegal

And Customs will seize them if they find them.

There is a total ban on the importation into the United States of Cuban-origin cigars and other Cuban-origin tobacco products. This prohibition extends to such products acquired in Cuba, irrespective of whether a traveler is licensed by Office of Foreign Asset Controls (OFAC) to engage in Cuba travel-related transactions, and to such products acquired in third countries by any U.S. Traveler, including purchases at duty-free shops. Contrary to what many people may believe, it is illegal for travelers to bring into the United States Cuban cigars acquired in third countries, such as Canada, United Kingdom, or Mexico.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

It is clear that they still get in

but one needs to be careful and weigh the risk.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

This is so bloody archaic.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

We are at 48 years of economic sanctions against Cuba.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

American Tobacco is big business.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Cigarettes for sure. I wonder what sales figures for American cigars are?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Dunno, but if they can artificially eliminate a major competitor, why not. Only way Cuban cigars are made illegal is if American tobacco has Cubans taxed to hell and gets a break on their own taxes here to give them a cost advantage.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmm, in 40 years I’ve never heard this argument, it has always been simply a way to punish Cuba for teaching their kids how to read and write.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I just made it up, but it makes sense why it persists.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s hard to dismiss what aligning with the USSR during the height of the Cold War meant.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I was playing with German kids in 1965 (20 years), working with a Japanese company in 1985(40 years)

It has been 57 years.

Enough already.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I not necessarily against dropping it. Just commenting on the causes of its origin. (And we’re coming up on 52 years since the Cuban Revolution, but close enough.)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

For non manned Satellite work:)

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t you just go to Mexico or Canada to smoke Cuban cigars, which by the way I think is gross.

by Xeifrank on Dec 1, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Mexico is more dangerous than the occasionally cigar smoking and Canada is pretty far away, and cold.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

When the Canada/Mexico overpass is built, all this will change. /theonion

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

land of the free…

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 1, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

The few times I’ve been in places like Mexico or the Caribbean, I never bought Cuban cigars, mostly because I was suspicious if they really were or not. And if I did, I would have smoked them before I got back.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

But if I ever find myself in Canada, that may be the time for Cuban cigars.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea I meant two boxes,

not cases. Anyways, that is what our professor (who has traveled to Cuba many times) told us. I was shocked too when he said it was legal. I’ll let you know if I’m actually able to.

by BKnapp on Dec 1, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Did he travel to Cuba from Canada?

I suggest you read the link and be certain you know if it is legal or not and what the ramifications are rather than just trying it (and possibly at the very least blow good hard cash on it).

The TSA does full body searches on random air travelers. What might Customs do to you if they find Cuban cigars in your luggage on your re-entry to the US? (Sassy Sphincter might want to comment here.)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

All I know is that the snapping sound of a plastic glove will be heard.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

and you won’t need to pay for your next prostate exam

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he traveled from the US

I’m going to ask him this weekend at our meeting. And if its illegal I won’t try to smuggle them in.

by BKnapp on Dec 1, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You don’t trust what it says on an official US gov’t web page?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

With our government there has got be a loophole somewhere and even more loopholes to that loophole.

by VegasBlues on Dec 1, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't mean to be dismissive

towards anyone here, but I have read on a few websites something along these lines:

“This law, in practice, has been expanded by the public and law enforcement to allow the public to import small amounts of up to 2 boxes of Cuban Cigars for personal use.”

Perhaps the gov’t has to officially appear to take a strong position against Cuban imports. Similar, in my mind, to how in many localities marijuana is illegal, but simple possession is rarely, if ever, prosectuted.

by BKnapp on Dec 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d say if your Professor says you can do it, and he’s been doing it with his class for years, he’s probably knows something the rest of us don’t.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

No way, he’d take a chance on any of his students being detained based on his advice.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I am in a position to need to be much more conservative about this than you.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

have you tried this?

http://www.baseballdecuba.com/indexeng.asp

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

ack didn't say open in other window

you have been warned

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I was really

wondering if there would be a website out there for this, and since it took oh 2 seconds to find it, I put it up

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

it's fine

it’s a conversation, they’re supposed to flow tangentially

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you

I had already found that website but the schedule only has a few games listed and none while I’m there. Also, the standings on that site are from 2008-2009 so I’m not sure how up-to-date it is. I may have to call the concierge at the hotel and see if they have any advice.

by BKnapp on Dec 1, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Were you embaassed when your grandpa punched a guy with a cane?

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I never put those together, besides no person who has a family history at Cal would let their sun go to USC. Fuck Wendall Tyler.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, Kapp =/= Knapp, so it is not unreasonable… Also, if my sons get athletic (or academic for that matter) scholarships to USC, I would have no qualms about sending them there.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

cut delhomme or clements

sign mcnabb

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

are we discussing football again?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey at least it’s not futbol

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

You realize McNabb has sucked for like… three years now, right?

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Moss

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Thousand Oaks is pretty but I’ve seen better.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

It's so much nicer to work than

Van Nuys.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point, is McNabb any better?

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I would rather roll the dice with him

delhomme can’t go 3 minutes without throwing 4 picks

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Any relation to Kellen Clemens? ;)

Man I remember when I once thought that guy would be a legit NFL starter… what did I know.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope Matt Barkley declares for the draft!!!!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:07 PM PST reply actions  

I hope he doesn't

One more year for a shot at a title.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m a Dolphins fan who’s been deprived of a QB since Marino. Barkley is our best chance at a franchise QB other than Matt Ryan who we passed on and took Jake Long with the first overall pick.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If Barkley is considered a top 5 draft pick

He will go out. Now, the bonus money between 1 and 5 is just not that big a difference.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Dolphins select at 5 as of right now and he’s the guy they’d be targeting

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You figure that

Rams and Vikings won’t draft a QB. Neither will Carolina. Only Indy and Jacksonville are Miami’s rivals for a QB.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Who would you take if you were the fins and Barkley stayed for his Sr. Season? Landry?

You gotta realize I’m the type of fan who could stomach mediocrity as long as Marino was throwing for 300 yards. This post Marino fandom experience sucks!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you need to fix some other things

if you can’t get a true pro-style QB.

Sad to say but rooting for an 0-5 finish would help their cause.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I was pissed that we won three straight after going 0-7…..that took us straight outta the suck for luck sweepstakes

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The guy the Jags picked has been turrible

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You are probably right, but why are you so sure of this? Luck was going to be a top 5 pick coming out last season right? Plus Barkley’s family is well off, and he can get a 5 million insurance, or whatever that London insurance is. But he probably does leave.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He is absolutely considered a top 5 pick next year. I would bet mucho $ on it...

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Craig, I know he will be, probably higher… My question was to the other Craig about how he seems so rock solid Barkley is gone when Luck could of left last year and been a top 5 pick or better as well…. So why is he so certain? But like I said he most likely is gone.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know if any of us are certain he will be gone

Maybe, for reasons other than where he will be drafted, he wants to stay one more. Including wanting to play a season that will actually count for USC. I was just responding to BH’s “If…”

But yes, if I had to bet, I would also bet that he will declare and be gone. (Sorry!)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

didn't people say that about leinart?

all hail the next mediocre USC pro QB.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

@IntentionalTalk:

Mariano Rivera is getting throat surgery tomorrow. Which baseball figure would you want to stay silent for a week?

Doesn’t it seem kind of messed up to be making a talking point out of someone having surgery to remove polyps from his vocal chords?

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 12:10 PM PST reply actions  

definitely! I used to dip from little league through college ball and always had a huge fear of getting throat cancer, but obviously not enough to stop dipping. I know his medical situation is different, but I was just alluding to the fact that throat surgery is a terrifying thought and no one should make light of it.

By the way I finally managed to quit dipping last New Years (18 years after I started)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh those Skoal commercials

Just a pinch between your cheek and jaw.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Skoal mint all day every day a can a day. I also always had to have the fattest lipper on the team, so it would look like I had a golf ball in my lip.

That shit is terrible for you, but something about it made it incredibly appealing while playing ball. Dipping for 8 years after I stopped playing made me feel like a red neck.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You are asking a site who makes fun of dead people within minutes of them having stopped breathing.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially when they’d just tweet more.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Frank McCourt’s and Fox’s lawyers.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

KEITH

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

We got smashed. No big deal. Not quite there yet.

I’ve been swamped at work. got promoted. Now these people expect me to do shit for them all day instead of be here.

So lame.

by keithc13 on Dec 1, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You could have declined!

Much easier to explain your decision to a loving wife and children than the thousands who visit True Blue LA.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Keith would miss “shower time”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I think with two young kids

and a wife working hospital shifts, Keith is just happy to have space in the fridge for a beer or two.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I know right! I just fucked up TBLA swag big time

by keithc13 on Dec 1, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

We lost the Southern Vote, the only thing we got going now is New Mexico.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like I’ve let my family down.

This must be how Lane Kiffin feels all of the time.

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 1, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

How's the wife new (not so new) job working out

and I hope all are healthy and getting ready for the new baby.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Doing great, Thanks.

This “not finding out what the baby is” is some bullshit though.

Don’t be a pussy like me and let your wife talk you into this shit.

by keithc13 on Dec 1, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, tough doing what the rest of the world did since the beginning of time

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

besides I’ve been told by baby doctors that the woman tell that to the father when they know they are going to have a girl and he desperately wants to have a boy in his own image.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohhh, you’re just trolling. Never mind, carry on.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

That is the same argument that people use for not getting vaccinated.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

No it isn’t.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it is!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes it is! (holds breath)

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not going to get ill or die if you don’t know the sex of your baby until it leaves Mommy’s body.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, you are! (holds breath)

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

HA!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I did it twice. It was fun!

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

you could have stocked up on Razorback and Dodger gear by now if it was going to be chip off the old Keith.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Do it regardless.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. Not like Keith would let a daughter wear pink Dodger gear anyway.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

He still can…..my daughter looked adorable in Dolphins and Dodgers gear when she was rocking diapers

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

thats impossible. If a man gets married, a pussy he shall be, til death do him part, for richer, or poorer…. real talk!

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

When you don’t know what sex the baby will be, you don’t spend your weekends painting a nursery pink or blue, shopping for decorations and accessories, etc., etc. After the kid is born, you’re too tired to do those things. Win – win.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Cant we do 1 wall Dodger blue, the other wall cardinal and gold, the other silver and black, and then purple and gold…. actually that should be a game room I guess.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like the Acid room

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

“Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy witha yellow room.”

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Young boys have yellow rooms, by the time they started inviting you into their rooms they were probably black.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I ever dated a guy with a black room. Lotta white, white seemed to be the way to go.

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I see a yellow room and I want to paint it black

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd

There’s no going back from green.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

God that’s great

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

No shit.

I think we should go camo.

She doesn’t agree

by keithc13 on Dec 1, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

women

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 12:54 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

mothers – different species

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It aint your room, so probably not worth sleeping on the couch over… Just let her handle it… say baby, I think you should paint it, because I dont think I could ever do as good a job as you.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey, pregnant lady, spend hours in a small room with paint fumes. I’m gonna go out drinking with the boys. I’ll call you when I’m ready to be picked up.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is why you wait until the baby is born to find out the gender. That way when she’s painting she’s working at getting back into wife shape.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Humma you’re fucking priceless

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

haha no… Well, what do I know I never painted a nursey before… The room already came in white, and thats how it stayed.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

yes!

“we’re probably just going to paint over it anyway”

“So should i just keep painting or….”

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh

I totally mixed up my quotes with How I Met Your Mother

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

But watching your brain combine Juno with HIMYM was priceless : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

Do you watch new epiodes of HIMYM? The last 2 episodes have me feeling so sad for Barney, especially the one before the Thanksgiving episode!

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll be honest, I don’t like watching things live on CBS, feels like giving up, so I’m about two seasons behind

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I hadn't watched it live really

I watched the first 6.75 seasons on FX, then caught up by downloading the rest of that season and up to date for season 7 this last weekend.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

thats what hulu is for?

I think last season is on netflix now streaming

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Netflix doesn't stream HIMYM

which is lame. I just downloaded the episodes on Vuze and streamed to my PS3, which is awesome.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Most definitely

If you know how to use the program Vuze you should be good, though. I found another website, though I’m not sure Eric wants people to talk about these types of things, where it has all 7 seasons thus far of HIMYM.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

new episodes can be streamed from CBS website

not too bad

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yes it does

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

what in the hell!

2 weeks ago I checked and there was only discs!

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

it happened on nov 26th

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually have a rss feed that tells me

all the new additions to their streaming

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ha

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 12:29 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

The Ducks posted video of new coach Bruce Boudreau leading his first practice with Anaheim, but I was wondering…are there coaches in the NHL who can’t skate? I would imagine there are; I was just having fun with the mental image of, say, Tommy Lasorda on ice.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 12:38 PM PST reply actions  

I doubt there are. Skating is a rudimentary hockey skill. That would be like having a baseball manager who couldn’t throw.


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Pirates given spending cap of 9 million in the 2012 draft. They spent 17 million in 2011.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 12:39 PM PST reply actions  

what did they spend in 2010?

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

11.9 million.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

see, they were just stockpiling in anticipation of the changes :)

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s the word on Bell anyway?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll be the best Josh Bell in MLB history

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The bird is the word

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody knows that

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 12:52 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

everything is for sale, and everything is negotiable. Someone just had to establish the selling point.

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It is very interesting the things that people will

all of sudden take issue with (including me) on this site.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:43 PM PST reply actions  

I take issue with this comment about taking issue!

by keithc13 on Dec 1, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Any fallout after the field goal attempt by LSU

in Arkansas. Not that Les Miles was liked before anyway.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. Not really. It was bush league, but what are ya gonna do. Last year we could’ve punched it in on them up 8 with a minute to go and we took a knee. If we get a chance to score on them late for the next 10 years with BP in charge, we will.

by keithc13 on Dec 1, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

See what Craig started, now this is getting out of hand.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than nearly half the stuff you say

which is generally the case with me, lol.

What are you referring to, though?

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this bad taste?

We should start a pool on who will say “he/she had a good run” first when one of us dies.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

If I don’t win I will be disappointed.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

My money would be on Marty, since you have a good shot at being the deceased.

Now that is bad taste.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Can’t enter if you’re dead.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

as usual yours was better

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Trouble is, knowing Eric, he would pre-write an article and somehow tie in the post to his heart monitor. As soon as he flatlined, the article would post, with the headline, “I Had a Good Run.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking brilliant

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

"4 down will be missed

because he made everyone feel better about their own lives in comparison."

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

not really

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 1:12 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So I won’t even be missed???

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Your Dad had a good run

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

shhhh

noooo

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Your life doesn’t sound that bad is what I meant

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 1:54 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Lol, thanks

I’ve gotta play my sad sack role, I think I play it close to as well as Ted from Scrubs.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ted could die tomorrow and the show would improve 62.1% overnight.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:58 PM PST up reply actions  

No way

It would only be 58.6%!!!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell no!

He’s my favorite character :)

I wish Marshall and Lilly would have not gotten back together so quickly, I think Marshall dating for more than 2 episodes would have been good.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Ted is detestable. The worst part of the show, even worse than Bob Saget’s god-awful voiceover.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s so wrong with ted? Yes he’s that guy who’s always wanting to fall in love and all that, but he brings a lot of value to the show. Sure, he’s no Barney, but that character is just too good, lol.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s beyond annoying, and not because he wants to be in love. Because he’s a phony and self-important and lacking in self-awareness and … I could go on.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes

he is simply the worst person to be at the center of a show. I no longer watch because of him which pains me because I so like everyone else.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

A lot of the stuff he does reminds me of the path JD from Scrubs started going after season 3, which is kind of clingy and not wholy believable, but i still enjoy the stuff both actors bring to the parts.
Obviously people disagree, but Ted is still one of my favorite characters on TV.

That said, the whole show has gotten a tad bit worse the last 2 or so seasons, though Barney feels like he keeps getting better and better.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

this makes a lot of sense. But honestly Ted is horrible

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. Drinking Mike’s Hard Lemonade while watching HIMYM on a PS3 sounds legitimately depressing to me ;)

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I can always count on Kinbote :P

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s incredibly bad.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

But is it incredibly hard?

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Jonah Keri on what the Dodgers need

Keri is going through what all the teams need, did the AL yesterday and the NL today. Here’s his blurb on the Dodgers:

What They Need: No more Frank McCourt, good players beyond Matt Kemp and Clayton Kershaw
.
What They’ll Likely Do: Are the Dodgers signing crappy players because the league hasn’t yet punted Frank McCourt and freed the team’s finances? Or are these moves GM Ned Colletti would choose to make regardless of circumstances? It’s the latter scenario that should scare Dodgers fans. The McCourt saga has been well documented, with the Dodgers owner and his now-ex-wife chopping the team up into multiple shell companies, then looting those entities for personal needs. But even with scant resources and constant distractions … was $8.75 million for an aging, can’t-hit Mark Ellis the best use of funds? Juan Rivera? Matt Treanor? Going back to last year … Rod Barajas? Three years and $21 million for Juan Uribe?! If the Rays can find a shutdown closer for $3 million and the Twins can get a middle-of-the-order thumper for half that, why do the Dodgers keep signing near-replacement-level players for more money?
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In Kemp and Kershaw, the Dodgers might have both the best position player and best pitcher in the league — advantages that give any team a fighting chance. But the roster is a near-wasteland beyond those two, made worse when Jamey Carroll, one of Colletti’s few good signings, took his desperately needed on-skills to Minnesota. Now we’re supposed to believe that James Loney will ride his two-month 2011 hot streak to a 25-homer season when he’s never hit more than 15 in one year? That Ellis will suddenly start hitting again as he approaches his 36th birthday? That Dee Gordon, who couldn’t draw a walk if his life depended on it, is a legitimate major league leadoff hitter?2 The bullpen has some exciting, young arms, Andre Ethier could bounce back nicely if his health cooperates, and you’ve got Kemp and Kershaw coming off a season in which they delivered 15.5 Wins Above Replacement. It’s incredibly frustrating that this team can’t execute on the little moves they need to build a credible roster beyond that? Blame whomever you like, but that’s where we’re at.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 12:56 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Sounds about right.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re All Hummas Now

What am I saying? You’ve all been Hummas for quite some time.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed…..although I hold a glimmer of hope Loney does decent and Andre hits 25 jacks

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Now we’re supposed to believe that James Loney will ride his two-month 2011 hot streak to a 25-homer season when he’s never hit more than 15 in one year?

But I thought he had a good shot to outperform Prince Fielder at a fraction of the price!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Other than the Loney line, it would be hard to quibble with anything he wrote. Luckily he ignored Jerry Sands who will turn into Holliday and lead us from this tunnel of darkness.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Word

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 1, 2011 1:04 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

if the new owners

give ned a ‘frank mccourt was a cheapskate’ free pass and dont fire him immediately I am going to cry.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Give it a year, wait for other teams to hire Hendry and Wade.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The cynic tells me that

the new owner and gm will be better but not enough that it will be markedly different. And better being that they won’t spend or be dumb enough to reveal how much the ball club finances their life styles.

The GM stuff will still annoy most people.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My thoughts

1. These moves are not good.
2. It’s not like it matters anyway. We went through a whole exercise where we built 120 million payrolls and make some pretty creative moves and we got the team to, what, low-80s wins? And the payroll isn’t gonna be that high, and no GM would be as creative with his moves as we were.
3. I want to see Colletti replaced, too, but I can certainly imagine him being replaced by somebody even worse.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey I made it to mid 80s.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed on all

on #3, I do think that is entirely possible, just like it possible we will have an even worse owner than McCourt. However, the odds at least, are that that neither will happen.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned's gone before next winter, that's all I'm sure about.

I think.

But no, I really do think this is the last Winter of Our Discontent, at least from a Ned Spending on Mediocrity standpoint.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

How can you be sure, if you think?

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, "sure" in a relative sense. Anything can happen.

But let’s just say that given recent sports franchise history, when a new owner comes in, the old GM usually (not always but most often) is a goner. They want a GM they chose themselves, that they know they can work with, etc. And if a GM is gonna be kept by new ownership, they’re gonna have to have a good track record over past couple of years of success, and Ned is unlikely to have that.

Look at recent ownership moves. Look at how fast the Astros’ GM was gone when their new ownership was approved.

Thus, I’d put $100 if I were betting and could bet on such things, on Colletti being gone by end of next season if not sooner.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Took Houston how long? Longer then it should have but they got it right soon enough.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Seemed like as soon as the new ownership was approved, official and the transition was complete, he fired Tal Smith and Ed Wade.


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Right, that's what I was pointing out

Of course Ed Wade is even more obviously terrible than Colletti, but they’re close enough. :)

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

For the most part this is all true, doesn’t make it any easier to hear. I wish we had a good GM.

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Billy

What do you guys think about potentially having Billy Beane as GM?

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Doubt it will happen

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

How much better than Ned would you think it(the situation)?

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think it will happen.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re to not be surprised if it does come to pass if the A’s don’t move to Santa Clara. In a purely hypothetical situation, IF he were with the club, would he do better than Ned?

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Not quite what I was aiming for because the question I asked was just obvious.

How much better than Ned?

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

6

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

GM's worth

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

But does he go up to 11?

well, if Ned is a 3. Then I guess that makes Beane a 9, which seems off.

Hm, which GM advanced metrics are you using? GMGraphs?

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You forget about gmWAR

Where Ned has replacement level 0.6 gmWAR and Beane has 3.5 gmWAR

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned definitely has to be below replacement level gmWAR

Though he has above average SpcAdvsrWAR numbers.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

And Ned is less exciting. /callback

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

You may be right

Andrew Friedman seems to have only four guys like that:

Rocco Baldelli – Special Assistant, Baseball Operations
Bart Braun – Special Assignment Scout
Mike Cubbage – Special Assignment Scout
Don Zimmer – Senior Baseball Advisor


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by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

The meetings must be fun as they tape Zimmer snoring and put magnets on his head

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF

how do expect someone to reply to such a stupid question?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Such as “He would handle such’n’such situations better than Ned, but these worse.”

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

He would not waste his time with these questions.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

And Mike Crudale.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Just googled him. He had a short run.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

He would fail to draft anyone useful for years at a time but we would think he’s a good GM because he got David DeJesus instead of Juan Rivera.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Except relief pitchers.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually that doesn’t sound much different than now.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Beane would be better, but I don’t know how much better. He is certainly not as risk averse as Ned is, so that’s a good thing.

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

And he seems to be more creative and less risk-averse than NedCo

but again, end results generally may, well, end up not that much better.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

The problem with Ned is not that he is risk averse. After witnessing the 2005 season, I’m all for a little hedging of bets. The problem with Ned is the following:

1. The team has drafted poorly, leaving the farm system bare.
2. The team has not invested in foreign free agents, leaving the farm system bare.
3. The bare farm system requires Ned to find players on the FA market.
4. The team has a limited payroll.
5. Colletti put the resources he did have into pennant runs in 2008-09, and it almost worked. Now the day has come to pay the piper.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Well said. I still say he's not especially creative

nor forward thinking when it comes to player analysis. Especially in free agent signings. But yes, good points — and of course some of this is still budget+ownership related as much as anything. Improving scouting and spending internationally would help (seems they are getting slightly better there, but maybe not necessarily in budget).

At any rate, I think the piper will be paid in 2012 and he’ll have to find a new hamlet.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Colletti’s replacement really does have a job ahead of him. The new sheriff will have to shake up the entire franchise.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You had me at “Colletti’s replacement.”

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nicely done.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude I am all for Ng!!!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know. She might have spent too much time around Colletti.

I want to clean house and start over.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Ack, Don't say "new sheriff"

…memories of Kevin Malone {shudder}

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering if anybody was gonna catch that.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Figured it was on purpose, but still... don't summon the beast.

And yes that does prove the point that it could be worse than Ned.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

At least Malone had the decency to do something stupid and get canned.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

And now he would love to sell you a car.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Can Sax handle the financing?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Marc Tyler wishes the new Dodgers general manager success

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

we will make a huge run on

unathletic 1b/dh types to replace loney and all the corner OF spots..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

and trade all the outfielders who had talent.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

and wonder for years why I can’t simply draft Mulder/Hudson/Zito again and inject steroids into my infielders and outfielders.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

...

You have a point.

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

If we had Beane?

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Clippers and Warriors are playing on Christmas

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Where

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Go

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

There

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nuh-nuh-nuh-Nine Coronas

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Stand


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Stop

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Thinking


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Making

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Sense

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Because Blake Griffin is the SI cover boy yo!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

HE DUNKED OVER A KIA

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Times are changing? I’ve always counted on that Laker game

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, nice

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

We’ll get one of the ABC games, you guys will play late on ESPN, where everyone is having dinner.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I won’t be eating dinner at ESPN

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

haha you wont? ah man…. yeah I meant when everyone….. oh well…. I thought about a Clippers Warriors game at 7 pm on ESPN…. But thats cool, good for them…I wish Lakers were playing late.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

You didn't get the invite?

My whole family will be there ;)

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of ESPN and speaking of babies…

Fact: There is a non-zero number of Americans that name their child Espn.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s also a city called Dish.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t find that surprising, actually. Probably less than the number of kids named Bear or Bryant in Alabama or the number of kids named Landry in Texas

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Fact: the 25th-most-popular girls’ name in the country is Nevaeh.

Nevaeh, you ask? I have never heard of that name, I hear you cry.

It is a name that is, maybe, 10 years old. It sprung onto the scene and took off.

What could it mean? Spell it backwards.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

That

is…. strange

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Dog

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

how do you pronounce that? Nev-Ay? Nev-ah? That sounds like how Cartman would say “never”

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Nuh-VAY-uh

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

That is way to close to the soap

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta keep Nevaeh off the poll

by Grimjack on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

my name is apparently fucking impossible to spell. thanks, moonlighting

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

No it’s not…. M-a-d-d-i-e-2-d-o-p-e

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Really? from Moonlighting? That is cool in an American Pop Culture sort of way.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, my mom had to spend a month or two in the hospital before I was born, so she watched a lot of daytime television.

To hear my father tell the tale, before that my name was going to be “Mulva” so

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s better than Dolores.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

But that shortens to Lolita.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

good book

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Kinbote says it’s no Pale Fire.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't stand

Don’t stand so

Don’t stand so close to me

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

But it lead to Sting trying to rhyme “cough” and “Nabokov”

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s on him

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The accent should be on the second syllable. Strangely, the hockey announcers get it right.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

When I saw that episode, I immediately thought Regina.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

like the seinfeld episode?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

So, if Heaven is spelled backwards, surely that is a sign of Satanism, right?

{scratches head like Karl Pilkington}

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My cousins Lakesha and Markesha think that’s cool. Shaniqua doesn’t have a comment

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Only you can make this comment with anyone getting up about it. I don’t think that is fair because I wanted to say it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not fair that those are actually the names of my cousins? : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

their mom’s name is Pam, but my mom is Sheree so there’s a bit of a tradition

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Say what, I can’t?

by Grimjack on Dec 1, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife’s 4th grade roster is a hoot these days.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Can the kids parents spell their childrens names?

by Grimjack on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Taking the 5th

then later drinking it with Humma

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

My cousins Murray (he’s an accountant) and Bernie (he’s an attorney) have no problem with any of this.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

On one side of my family, we purposely avoided names with Ls and Rs in them.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

In my family, they just thought it was easier to keep naming kids after people in the family

I’m Bobby the third, named after my father and his father, my cousin is billy the third, named after his father and his father’s grandfather.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you Robert or Bobby?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Bobbie.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

damn youuu!

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, my birth certificate says Robert

But I’ve been Bobby forever. Probably always will be.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The day you screw your best friend you will become Robert.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel like this is some kind of reference

Though I don’t know to what

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

If only you were Royalty

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

lla eurt.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you calling this a Tcahp ammuh ?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

None of this is official yet, but should be soon.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I thought they would do 5 games… How many were originally scheduled?? Probably be at like 9am, 1130am, 2pm, 430pm, 7 pm start times PT are my guess

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah come on Phil, were still playin, you trippin?

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Lakers have played 12 straight Christmas Days, but are just 4-8 in those games.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

would this be the new mark jackson led warriors?

I forgot how much I was down with the Clippers last year (bandwagoneering perhaps).. this season should be a good one.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Has appeared in more NBA games than any coach in NBA history.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

How much

cash do we still have to spend?

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions  

Enough to get a starting pitcher not good enough to replace Hiroki Kuroda.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think Ned has that much left for a starter? He still needs his reliever!

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 1, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Was anyone surprised by Harangs stats last year? I thought he had a serviceable year

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Opponents against Aaron Harang on the road: .317/.374/.504

The average hitter against Aaron Harang outside of Petco turned into Matt Holliday.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

whoa….didn’t know that. I probably value w-l % too much and I thought that he was at 13-7 with a 3.75 ish era which didn’t look that bad on paper especially since he was a Padre

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

3.75 ERA for a guy pitching at Petco is actually below average.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of the subpar available pitching options within our limited means who would you think we could acquire that’s better or more durable than Harang?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Capuano, even if he somehow gave up a ton of dingers at Citi Field. Harang’s been steadily declining for years.

After that, Jason Marquis if he’s healthy. Has the highest ground ball rate of any free agent pitcher and our really unexciting infield is at least good defensively.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

What about a healthy Bedard?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Does that exist?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Works too, but I think he’ll get more than the Harangs of the world will.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

At least they will all take line drives off the nuts

that’s always helpful

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think if they spend that much they will get Kuroda (assuming deferred salary of course). I’m not totally ruling him out.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you’re right

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I miss something while I was out? Did Kuroda sign somewhere? Or is it merely becoming increasingly clear that he will not be a Dodger?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

At this point he’s entering douchebag territory by not signing or going home before the winter meetings. JMO

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

How quickly we turn on “true Dodger” Hiroki Kuroda.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he really a douchebag for wanting more than what the Dodgers are probably offering him right now?

by VegasBlues on Dec 1, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, he is a douchebag for not accepting the trade last July, then considering signing with another team.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

well

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you think

The Dodgers could get Oswalt? Buehrle no but maybe Oswalt? I’ve seen he has a beautiful curveball.

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If we don’t have the money to pay Kuroda we aren’t going to be able to pay Oswalt.

by VegasBlues on Dec 1, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuroda wants 10m at least or so?
Oswalt was projected, I believe, at 8.25 per year for two years?

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he’s perfectly within his right to do what he’s doing, but as a fan I want the decision now so our GM can properly prepare for the 2011 seasons

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We have ralstons of cash and aaron miles to go.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m on the Chris Capuano bandwagon if my choices are Harang or Francis.

Honestly, if I knew Kuroda was not coming I’d have simply punted this year traded EVERYONE over 25 other then Kemp and looked toward 2013.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:35 PM PST reply actions  

Kershaw?

really?

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw is not over 25

by silverwidow on Dec 1, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

My bad I totally read under 25

Which makes no sense even more since he said Kemp.

Forget I said anything

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t we always?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I Figured as much

But wanted to wait for you to say it :)

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been saying this for two years!

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d only saw that two years ago we had not added the dreadful contracts we have added and that most of felt Chad Billingsley was going to be able to match Matt Cain in production so I was not ready to give up the ship yet.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Bills could still be that good

Remember, this is going to be his good year :)

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea I understand no one wants to “punt” but I would have totally endorsed a trade of any or all of Brox, Loney and/or Ethier in 2010 when they still had value. Hell I wanted to trade Loney in ’09.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So you’re saying you don’t think Loney or Ethier have value?

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Whether we were contenders or not, I really thought we needed to trade Broxton last offseason. Who knows? Maybe we tried. Hate to lose him and Martin for nothing.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m always far more interested in who we are acquiring for said players, not simply, “now is the time to trade player X”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 1:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Indeed.

This is truth.

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t look at me, I punted after 2010.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I punt on 4th and 1 in OT just to annoy certain people.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I punt on third down while running toward the sideline.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

There used to be a name for that in my long ago extinct football knowledge.

Quick Kick?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Right.

I remember Tommy Prothro having his QB quick kick once from a shotgun on third down from deep in his own end (not while running). With no return man, the ball just rolled and he got pretty decent punt with no return for a good field position trade. Made more sense in eras with much less offense than now.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think I'd ever not go for it on 4th and 1 if i was past my own 35 yard line

That’s why I’m going to be the greatest NFL coach ever some day.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’d ever go for a field goal inside the opponents’ 5 yard line (unless it was close to the end of the game and the margin was 3 or less.)

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm with you

Too much temptation to get the 7.

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by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

That said, the whole idea of punt vs. not punt is a false choice. The punters and the not-punters both advocated going after Prince Fielder. The difference is that the not-punters thought Fielder would give the Dodgers a chance to compete in ‘12, and the punters thought that even if he didn’t, he’s a special player who will be good for a long time.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather spend 6 Million on the 13% chance that Jim Loney can produce 73% of what Prince Fielder will produce making 22.5 Million.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather have Prince if we had the money. Gotta get elite talent when you can.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Except when you get “elite” overweight talent, you have to keep it for a long time and some physical conditions can get one owrried. Either way, there’s no way Prince or Pujols was going to sign a 1-2 year contract.

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

For being overweight, he has never had a problem with injuries. That could change but he seems like a good bet through his early-mid 30s. After him there will be very little elite talent on the market for several seasons.

by OB12 on Dec 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The more Fielder gets hyped the better my High School glory days seemed

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently

ASU is gonna land Houston’s coach. Pac 12 is stepping it up, y’all

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST reply actions  

When does Cal get involved?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Tedford’s the longest tenured coach in the Pac 12, and he’s gonna stay that way : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

F Tedfurd.

He’s terrible.

Let’s hire Joe Kapp!!! He’ll kick some ass around those parts.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you saying he's been doing a GOOD job these last few years?

or are you ughing in agreement?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m ughing at the desire to fire Ted. I’m ughing at the Kapp suggestion and glorification of his crotchetiness. I’m ughing at the calling him Tedfurd. I’m ughing at the use of three exclamation points.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, obviously the Kapp suggestion was in jest

TedfOrd just hasn’t been getting it done. I would love to shake it up, especially with the Pac 12 coaching pool seemingly getting better by the day.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

until a — no, I’m not going to go there

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Dammit!

Were trying to make the playoffs for the 1st time since 2002 and our best linebacker is over in Alabama shooting people… WTF is he doing over there anyways, this aint a bye week.
CSN Bay Area reports Raiders MLB Rolando McClain has been arrested in connection with a Wednesday evening shooting in his hometown of Decatur, Ala.
McClain is accused of both firing his weapon and holding it to another man’s head. He has been charged with discharging a firearm within city limits, third degree assault, menacing and reckless endangerment. He remains in custody. Obviously, his status for Sunday’s game against the Dolphins is now in severe doubt, while it’s possible he’s played his final down this season. Stay tuned.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM PST reply actions  

If you’re gonna smoke someone, do it in the offseason when we can replace you.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, or how about never smoking someone, regardless of sports schedule?

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

If homicidal maniacs only smoked other homicidal maniacs……….

I could live with that.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You just dont understand… Thats the way things are handled in da hood…you know… you can take the boy out the hood but you cant take the hood out the homeboy

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Ho boy.

Come on Raiders!

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Luckily our jails are full so crazy bastards can play football.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey maybe the Packers team is all going around holding guns to people’s heads in, say, Florida.

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Milton Bradley should have played football

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Yikes. Hope that is a case of mistaken identity (you never know in Alabama)

but gosh… that’s not good.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe it's Leo Nunez

(aka Juan Olveido.)

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 1, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It has to be over a woman…. only jealous rage would cause you to fly cross country to shoot people.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless it’s on Official Fight Club busine…I’ve said too much

by G.Scott on Dec 1, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You know damn well it is drug related. That is when people shoot people.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

true Phil, dam you are learning…. where my money at bitch, what you mean you aint got my muthaphuckin money?? pop, pop. bang, bang

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Stewie!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

in baseball

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

And Mike Crudale.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Not sure why this discussion reminded me, but have you guys seen

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know whether that is real or fake, but either way, it’s funny.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

HUSTLA DA RABBIT

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the illuminati application

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

wow I’m in tears reading that shit!!

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah my friends and I were discussing it today, my guess is it's probably fake

but yeah, even so, it’s funny, and pretty clever if fake. Ditto that Funny Autocorrect Fail blog.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Whew, thank GOD!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope someone on the Dolphins does a “holding a gun to my friend’s head” touchdown dance

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

haha thats funny Josie… maybe someone will.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That
backfired last week in NJ byBuffalo

by Grimjack on Dec 1, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah but not until there is a trial and he is guilty right? Which I would think would happen after the season, so GAME ON!

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

This is goodell we are talking about

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the NFL has ALWAYS waited for the legal process to run its course before suspending a player.

/Pacman Jones

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah ture… NFL said they’ll look into it.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he just took his video game playing too seriously

(article posted 2 days ago)
http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7293613

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

he has the same playstile as I do!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, he was in Alabama for his grandfather funeral, so thats why he was there… there was a fight. the victim claims Rolando held gun to his head, fired a shot next to his ear…

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Which is somehow only a misdemeanor in Alabama.

Not joking.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Of all the Alabamas in the world, Alabama is the Alabama-est.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Out of everything I’ve ever heard about Alabama, by far the worst is putting mayo in barbeque sauce.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Slaw on a pulled pork sandwich rules, I’ll allow it.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

on texas toast!!!!

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

BBQ Ranch is not much different and is super tasty.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

No matter how close you get to someone’s ear
it is still a midemeanor

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He needs Marvin Harrison’s connections

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey JLS23!

I am also Year of the Rat. Which means I must be 24 years older than you, which I am!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:09 PM PST reply actions  

24 Chinese Animals?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m year of the Ox, so hey I’m younger than JLS23!

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom is year of the Ox also. In western astrology, she is Taurus. That is a lot of beast mode.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Most folks don't follow the exact months and go by the calendar year - Year of the Rat since 1960

28 January 1960 – 14 February 1961: Metal Rat (1960)
15 February 1972 – 2 February 1973: Water Rat (1972)
2 February 1984 – 19 February 1985: Wood Rat (1984)
18 February 1996 – 6 February 1997: Fire Rat (1996)
7 February 2008 – 25 January 2009: Earth Rat (2008)

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Im not ok with Wood Rat

being so phonetically close to Hood Rat

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

METAL RAT!

FTMFW!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

if you go here

http://www.usbridalguide.com/special/chinesehoroscopes/Rat.htm you will find all ye need to know about the metal rat

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I just looked up 1974

And now, I can say, I’m Tiger Wood.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

so many jokes

so little time

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes!

Rats are the best sign in the Chinese Zodiac yall

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

She knows what’s up.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

look up the traits online

in China its a privledge to be born a Rat

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

plus I was born in the year of a very popular literary piece

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

it is usually many years between popular literary pieces. You are truly blessed

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Suck it roosters.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Tigers FTMFW

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad you used "roosters" there.

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by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I vote “Neigh” on your proposal.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Kidding about Joe Kapp

but Tedford needs to go, he was good, then ok, now terrible. we need a shakeup (and a better quarterback)

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That was a joke related to being born in the year of the horse :)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Why giving a rat’s ass really means caring a lot.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Whitey Herzog appreciates the sentiment.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

You want a Tab? You haven’t ordered anything yet!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

All right, give me a Pepsi Free.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

You want a Pepsi, PAL, you’re gonna have to pay for it.

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

character actor Norman Alden, who is apparently still alive

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

No time for my tab

Time to work

/simpsons

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Its easier to just press the button on your keyboard.

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

watched the muppets movie

and got a craving?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Buffy Season 7 mentions it, didn’t ever occur to me that Tab was still a think that far after BTTF. Looked online, apparently it’s still sold in stores in America!

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Bartender guns mark diet soda as T for Tab and because of this Tonic Water has to be Q.

Tab ruins everything.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

nothing is ruined so long as you know there’s Quinidine in Tonic Wate

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s like marking water as H because it contains hydrogen.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It used to be known as quinine water as well. Then there’s this, according to wikipedia (not bothering to research it further):

The quinine was added to the drink as a prophylactic against malaria, since it was originally intended for consumption in tropical areas of South Asia and Africa, where that disease is endemic. The mixed drink gin and tonic originated in British colonial India when the British population would mix their medicinal quinine tonic with gin to make it more palatable.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

that is the legend, though it is true that quinine fights malaria

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“Humma, that’s your… what, fourth gin and tonic tonight?”

“Just fighting malaria, baby.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL you’re a beast

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

You still see it some local grocery stores

and some specialty soda stores carry it in LA. As long as the local Coca Cola bottler is still making it, you can get it here. It is like Fresca, which was gone for a while but is now back.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

But, she’s not Ann Margaret.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 1, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m old enough where Tab and Fresca were the only soda’s in our house. Safe to say we hated them with a passion. That lasted about two years, by then my mom gave up and said whatever,, screw up your lives you little apostles.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I just have ’80s robot bring it to me.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Paulie

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you know that Billy Corgan was the boy Jaimie on that show?

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

You’ve got to be kidding me . . .Is that the guy from Smashing Pumpkins?

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

not an urban legend, billy corgan from smashing pumpkins played jaimie. Marilyn Manson was the urban legend, he did not actually play paul

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

wow my whole world is shaken

i loved small wonder. i love smashing pumpkins. ahhh.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

But do you love small pumpkins? /notacreep

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Smashing Pumpkins fucking rock!!!! Hellz yes….Cherub Rock! I also liked the underrated song “eye” which is track 12 on the greatest hits

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Ava Adore is my favorite

but I love their early stuff too.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I love that video

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

you'll always be my whore...

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer to be referred to as promiscuous

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

eye is great

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Billy Corgamn did not play Jamie.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

It was on the credits

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe it was marilyn mason

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Nah. I was the other brother (not Mikey) in the Life Cereal commercials.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, plus Corgan was born in 67, he would of had to be like 20 when that show was on… or so.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Dow….I stand corrected checks mobile IMDB app

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, what credits? I havent seen that show in forever…. would be sweet to see again…. and Airwolf !!

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

isnt that like the urban legend

that kevin’s best friend (forget his name) on the wonder years is actually marilyn mason?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I’m Marilyn Manson.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

How was Rose McGowen?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

No match for Bride in the sack.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

The only possible answer.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Laimbeer WAS a sleestak.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the rumor was with the big brother from Mr. Belvedere. But it’s not him either.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It was Jerry Supiran… I loved that show, and mr belvedere

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i loved family ties and growing pain

but i watched them all in reruns… you kids of the 70’s had the best!

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

right but if you were ages 1-6 in the 80's

you didn’t watch those shows

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

ma-lo-REE.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

people say i look like justine bateman

i got that at work a lot… don’t see it. but i’ll take it.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess I sorta see that, a little. But are you sure they said you “look” like Mallory?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaHA

the only other one i get is kimberly williams paisley… thats about it.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

No one ever says I look like anyone in particular, but I get a lot of, “you look really familiar, where do I know you from?”. It is rarely resolved to anything.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

You look like the guy who obviously cut off your wife from your profile pic. :)

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Shhhh, that’s some other skirt.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to get Amanda Peet a lot when I was in high school

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Have to say, I saw a Amanda Peet movie recently and it was bugging me who she reminded off, and then it hit me.

Maddz

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s a pretty good comp

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

haven’t gotten it in a while. Now I get Lori Perry a lot

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

What about Lake Bell?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You just did since the three of us have only known you for two years.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

who

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s something to that.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Have the three of us ever agreed on anything before?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

You agree on lots of stuff

Pol Pot: was he a bad guy, or just misunderstood?

Kittens: should they be babied, or punched?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

def not in agreement re: kittens

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You stay out of this. We need only agreement from Phil, Eric, and Dave.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No seriously: Phil is pro kitten, anti-punching

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

You must be unaware of my cat history

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. Phil keeps cats. I don’t have cats, but I don’t mind them. I’d like to punch all the rabbits in my neighborhood though. Go coyotes!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

keeps cats

what the hell kind of term is that.

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Better than “has pussies.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Does someone Keep kids?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

There are no asians in Hollywood.

Someone gave me Apollo Ono once, but that seemed more racist than anything.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

hm

I can kinda almost not really see that

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe if he grew the facial hair?….

…..no. I got nothin.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I have been given a young Kevin Spacey my whole life

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What did you do with him?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL…. I wish people would say Leo or Brad Pitt but I’ve been hit with the Spacey stigma since High School

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 1, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I demand an apology for K-Pax

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope you went out for Halloween as Keyser Soze.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody told me I look like Ugly Dickshot, but I think he was just being mean.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Your nose isn’t that big.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Dick Wazoo?

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by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I was in a cruise ship piano bar where part of the dude’s schtick was to identify patrons as celebrities. When I walked in he was referring to a guy as “Rafael Nadal”. At some point he ended up calling me “Jackie Chan”.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Now that’s racist.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair David had just finished doing some fly martial arts on the dude who hit on Susan.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I was driving once and a couple of teenage girls asked me to roll down my window. I did. “Are you Marc Anthony???” they screamed. I took a look at them from my 1997 Toyota RAV4 and said, “Yes. I’ll tell J-Lo you said hi.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The other one I got was overheard. “Take a look at that Corky Romano-lookin’ motherfucker over there.”

I’d heard the Chris Kattan comp before, but Corky Romano? Speaks volumes about that guy.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

People never say I look like anything, as you can tell by my profile pic.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah I can see that

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhh thanks Maddz :-)

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I just watched a Family Ties ep (on Hub I think) which featured Courtney Cox

She was so gorgeous. Well she’s still gorgeous, but man. Sorry, she puts Mallory to shame.

One of many pretty chicks Alex got to date on that show.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 1, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You would TOTES do Mallory

admit it! But, CC is gorge too.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It might be available for special order in some stores.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

That show will suck. Did you know Kevin Kennedy was a manager once?

Good luck Josh and Joe.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

wait- its KK now instead of Josh and Joe and Ken?

I hate it. I liked that team

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 1, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

fucking terrible

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m tired of all this Dodger bad news. Man that Royal team looks exciting.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Caller: “Hi Kevin, you know it was great to see the Dodgers beat the Giants 11-0 behind Clayton Kershaw and Matt Kemp tonight, but back in the fifth inning with Andre Ethier up don’t you think the Dodgers should have bunted to move the runners over? It’s just fundamental baseball.”

Kennedy: “When I used to manage…”

Eric: [turns off radio]

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This really blows for Josh and Block.

By the way is Block the same guy who plays the dean in community?

So I’m guessing the TBLA relationship with Dodgertalk is going into the shitter?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Jim Rash

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

you will probably get to start anew assuming the blogging policy will not change whenever Josh R.’s replacement is hired.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

You know the best way around this? When Vinny says, “Good night, everybody,” you turn it off.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Unfortunately Vin doesn’t say that on the radio anymore.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 1, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I dont even have a radio in my home anymore…. I only listen to Dodgertalk when driving home from games, and thats only a few times a year…. I like reading what you guys have to say after gamees better anyways.

by uschris0304 on Dec 1, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

You act like you been here a while

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually like Kennedy and Duquette on MLB Radio in the mornings. Don’t think I’d be too keen on him as a DodgerTalk guy. I’m willing to give him a shot though.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here. I just like taking a shot at him referring to his managing days.

I wonder who his co-host will be.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I mostly like him because he is probably the only baseball national media guy who considers himself a Dodgers guy, even though the rest of the world considers him a Red Sox guy.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

For Phil

Chris Jacobs just got the ax off of Sickels’ top 40 or so

by BFDC on Dec 1, 2011 2:43 PM PST reply actions  

Ridic, a year from now everyone will rue the day they were not on the Jacobs bandwagon.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Infatuation is such an erroneous term.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The best night of comedy

70s – All in the Family, MASH, Mary Tyler Moore, Bob Newhart (and Carol Burnett)
80s – Cosby, Family Ties, Cheers, Night Court
90s – something where Seinfeld was the anchor

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 3:11 PM PST reply actions  

Honest Question

00s – HIMYM, 2.5 Men, Big Bang Theory

or

00s – Office, 30 Rocks, Parks

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

HIMYM? You’re kidding, right?

That’s as big a no-contest as I’ve seen, plus it’s weird you’re leaving Community off.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s only no contest if we’re just judging on quality and not on ratings.

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, you said “best,” not “most popular.”

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

That is, BH said “best.”

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Community and Parks and Rec both started in ’09.

Would probably be:

Scrubs/My Name is Earl/The Office/30 Rock

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn’t remember if Parks was the same launch year as Community or not. Your list is better

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

+ER

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

which was sort of my point, are we defining best as best performing, as all those shows were, or best quality, as all those shows were?

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t mean to be rude when I say this, but how many TV viewers outside a network office define “best” as best-performing? We’re at TBLA – I would be shocked if “best” didn’t mean highest-quality.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I very much like HIMYM and BBT. 2.5Men is an abomination to all that I hold dear. That dreck is all that keeps the former CBS Monday night lineup from consideration in my eyes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I watched BBT for the first season or so, but when it became Sheldon and Friends! it became less interesting.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I will take more Sheldon and less Howard any day.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

that show is my high school and collegiate experience

it’s creepy

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Big Bang was reborn with the female cast additions. It was becoming too Sheldon-centric, much as I love Jim Parsons, but the cast and storytelling is back to being vibrant.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

my parents watched it when I was still in college because it reminded them of me and my friends :(

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Nerd. :)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

There were definitely days at Portola that were the tween equivalent of BBT situations.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, though I’m tired of the Indian and Howard’s mother.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Bernadette turning into Mrs. Wolowitz is pretty funny. But that could get old quick.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My argument is solely on an “isn’t it interesting” level. Isn’t it interesting that the agreed upon best show of the 00s was cancelled midway through it’s third year. Isn’t it interesting, that what everyone is watching, is no longer what that critical consensus says is best

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s interesting though not particularly new. But of course, it wasn’t at all clear that that’s what you were getting at with your first comment.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Not surprising a Stanford man was unable to understand what a Berkley girl was trying to say.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

/popcorn

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

You seemed to have changed up what BH started.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

And they’ve hated 2 and 1/2 men since it started.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

but 2.5 Men is the most watched comedy on TV. Can you just disgard it, and the shows that launched around it, in a “Best of” list?

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine BH was asking what the most-watched TV night of each decade was when he asked about the “best” night.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

right, but I just think it’s interesting how in past decades there was that correlation between best and most watched, but now the Emmy Winning NBC Thursday night block is dwarfed by the ratings CBS’s Monday night gets.

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Sepinwall still likes it off and on for some reason. I would say there was a fondness for HIMYM in parts, but its peak was not the equivalent of the others and it went downhill much faster. Then you have “2 1/2 Men,” for which critics have never overflowed with love.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you not a fan of HIMYM?

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

is anyone?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I was?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

hopefully

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

roman epitaphs

Non fui, fui, non sum, non curo

I was not, I was, I am not, I don’t care

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness

by Maddz on Dec 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I am.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

dumb

dumb sir!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Its incredibly popular

and really quite funny. its not as great as it once was, but I still like it

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

2nd

easy for me and anyone who has a brain

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

70’s easily for me, with each decade the sitcom writers simply copy what was original in the 70’s. Or what seemed original.

Luckily in todays world you can create your own night of comedy with Hulu Plus or your DVR

Using todays shows that would be:
Modern Family
Big Bang
Community
Whitney

simply not much sitcom comedy left. P&R has blown chunks this year, even worse then Community.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, Phil – you’re crazy about P&R, and even crazier if you’re saying Whitney is better.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I assumed he is trolling.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Jon, not a P&R show I’ve seen this year that I could not have told everything that was going to happen. They are no longer funny or original, they have lost their way, I’m shocked you still like them. As far as Whitney goes

Hey Buddy

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why you’d be shocked I still like a great show. Your take on the show is unlike that of anyone I know.

Is that a Whitney joke at the end? I wouldn’t get it even if it were explained to me.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I still prefer Community to P&R but I definitely see its appeal. I would not consider it predictable or derivative at all.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

If you didn’t get it, then I guess you don’t watch Whitney.

I used to love P&R, but they stopped evolving, they turned the star into a bitch, it lost it’s lure for me. I no longer laugh. Whitney even with all of the problems can still make me laugh. They have terrible co-starts but I like the couple.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Still the sitcom that looked like it was going to make a comeback has died. The fact I can only name four shows I’d watch and those are the four just show how far it has fallen.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow we’ve had this whole discussion without mentioning “Louie,” which is a huge omission.
I’d also put my vote in for “Bored to Death,” though that’s not everyone’s cup of tea.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I kind of like Bored to Death but as I was watching the last episode I was wondering if maybe the cast if having to much fun at the price of the show.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Danson is all kinds of awesome

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I like BTD a lot. Completely silly but funny.

by kinbote on Dec 1, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Cable comedy is a completely different beast.

Louie is up there with Breaking Bad in best shows on TV, period. Bored to Death is hilarious, though I only caught the first few episodes this season.

And, god help me, I can’t help but laugh at The League.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Louie is a huge omission. Louie on FX with Arrested Development as a lead in would be killer : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Hell you could just put all the FX comedys on there.

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by regfairfield on Dec 1, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No, I did not keep watching a terrible show.

How is Leslie a bitch? Because for a few weeks she had trouble dealing with her love for Ben vs. her desire to have a political future?
Here’s the list of P&R episodes this season. Even if you could guess in broad strokes how any of them ended, I find it unfathomable one could call the storytelling in these predictable.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, maybe I’ve simply watched to much TV in my life.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

More than me? I mean, since 1970 I’d say I’m pretty tough to beat.

by JonWeisman on Dec 1, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

So we can talk crap about Car 54 Where Are You with immunity?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 1, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but you better leave My Mother the Car alone.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 1, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What do you want me to say?
Who didn’t know the business would bust in a huge fireball and he would end up back at city hall
Who didn’t know that Leslie would eventually figure she didn’t have to mask her feeling for Ben
Who didn’t know the practical nurse and the boss would end up hitting it off
The caricatures have simply become to caricatured. Unlike MTM these people are not real, nor working in a real world, yet they strive to be MTM.

Community understands they are crazy figments and flies or crashes with it.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The last episode of Community was brilliant

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 1, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I will add this

just checking, the famed CBS lineup that I mentioned was on for one season.

For most popular comedy night, it has to be from the mid-70s when ABC had Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley and Three’s Company on (one year Soap followed that).

Yes, by best, I meant subjective quality.

For popularity, the highest watched comedy in TV history is probably “The Beverly Hillbillies”, certainly in their first two seasons.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Only Josie felt you did not meann subjective quality, otherwise there would no debate, we would simply look at the numbers.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I told Eric you have your uses.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 1, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

in 1978

the Tuesday night comedy lineup for ABC ranked 1,2, 3, and 11th. (Laverne & Shirley, Happy Days, Three’s Company and Soap)

by bhsportsguy on Dec 1, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

more thinking out loud about things that have probably already been figured out

(like my history blog!)
But it seems like maybe in the end, if you are on long enough to go into syndication, the quality wins out over quantity. Three’s company and Happy Days were still in syndication when I was a kid, but MASH is the one still in syndication today.

by Josie Becker on Dec 1, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

giants news
The Giants are talking to free agent shortstop Alex Gonzalez, according to FOX Sports’ Ken Rosenthal.

his .270 obp would fit right in with our 2012 dodgers

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 1, 2011 3:17 PM PST reply actions  

It is gonna take me a few months to get used to writing “Miami Marlins.”

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 3:29 PM PST reply actions  

Did anyone else read the Deadspin story on Albert Pujols’ agent (who also represented Piazza)? Insane stuff.

by fbihop on Dec 1, 2011 3:32 PM PST reply actions  

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RHP 66 MacDougal $650,000
LHP 57 Elbert $485,000 team control
RHP 36
Hawksworth $500,000 team control

TJ 41 De La Rosa $485,000 team control



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout

Totals
$112,162,432

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Players on 40-man roster used as roster
fillers until moves are made.

Current 40-man roster count: 40
(not including Belisario)

2012 Non-Roster Invitees

No Player Age*
63 Jose Ascanio rhp
27
61 Alberto Castillo lhp
36
56 Matt Chico lhp
29
33 John Grabow lhp
33
59 Angel Guzman rhp
30
47 Wil Ledezma lhp
31
72 Shane Lindsay rhp
27
62 Fernando Nieve rhp 29
73 Scott Rice lhp 30
70 Will Savage rhp
27
71 Ryan Tucker rhp
25
28 Jamey Wright rhp
37

30 Josh Bard c 34
82 Griff Erickson c 24
81 Matt Wallachc 26
67 Jeff Baisley 3b/1b 29
65 Luis Cruz ss/2b 28
37 Josh Fields 3b 29
46 Russ Mitchell 3b/1b 27
64 Lance Zawadzki if 27
56 Cory Sullivan of 32

*Age on June 30, 2012

NRI count: 21

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Manager

Eric___ned___reporters_2011_trade_deadline_small Eric Stephen

Editors

100_1427_small Phil Gurnee

Dgy_small David Young

Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

2501_small Michael White

Raptors_small Brandon Lennox