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TBLA Community Projection Review - MVP Matt Kemp

This is what Eric had to say coming into the season.

Probably no one destroyed the experts more then Matt Kemp this season. Matt Kemp did not simply beat every single projection, he stomped on them, lit them on fire, and kicked them into the gutter.

2011 Projections - Age 26 Season



Year
PA HR
Runs RBI BA OBP SLG
Bill James
671 27 98 95 .280 .339 .484
Marcel
601 21 79 78 .276 .333 .458
Baseball HQ
646 28 84 88 .270 .326 .475
ZiPS
631 23 88 88 .271 .327 .458
Actual 689 39 115 126 .324 .399 .586

The question here is, did any TBLA members see this MVP season coming?

Star-divide

Lets take a look:

My goodness, the answer is a resounding yes. Considering his 2010 season, considering how the "experts" viewed his 2011 season, the community projections were as rosy as the cheeks on a December baby boy in Wisconsin.

SilverWidow dominates these reviews and while he almost hit the home runs on the head (38) he didn't believe in the rest of his game so for once he does not make the top three.

IIDown might be the closest to the breakout (.305/.375/.520 - 35 HR’s -35 SB’s)

G Scott looks to be the biggest negative .270/.335/.425 with only 24 home runs.

Regfairfield only gave him a .790 OPS

Moderators Mike and Dave were not overly optimistic, barely giving him an .800 OPS.

Eric on the other hand had this to say in his preview:

I'll guess .286/.349/.509 for Kemp with 35 home runs.

Mondesi is the only Dodger ever with 30 homers and 30 steals in the same season, doing so in 1997 and 1999. Kemp will join Mondesi in the 30/30 club this season.

Eric certainly nailed Matt Kemp season, almost giving us the magic 40 / 40 season.

OB12, Keith13, SteveSaxPhone, and BFDC all had an OPS over .850.

Yet the negative nancy himself, Tripon might have the best case against IIDown with his .280/.360/.510 with 32 homers and 27 steals line.

Hollywood Joe may be the only one with a .900 OPS and 30 /30 gig 285 /.350 / .550

Jason007 looks good with .293/.348/.501and 34 homeruns 32 steals

Update: missed Maddz the first time through, she called the 40/40 season. Most of us figure that Matt would have hit the 40/40 if they had let him play 162 games.

Very tough call here, like an Gaslamp vote anything is possible here. I'm going with:

1st - IIDown

2nd - Eric for being the second closest on home runs, hitting 30 / 30, and a solid OPS

3rd - HJ for the .900 OPS, no one else seems to have hit that number and Maddz for the 40/40. Maddz would have won 1st place if she had some batting average faith.

With plenty of honorable mentions and two raspberries for G Scott and Regfairfield.

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This will be the only one I didn’t totally fuck up

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

Evidently Phil did not have the balls to make a projection.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

He probably had big facebook/bike shop matters that day.

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

G must have forgot to use his eyes

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

to be fair he was looking at me at the time, my bad

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Put those things away and let the man focus!

:)

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

something said to me “that guy is going to strike out more next year”.

I was right, he did, but he also did everything else really well to spite me.

by G.Scott on Dec 16, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I guessed 40 home runs!

Yay!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 AM PST reply actions  

Actually I guessed 40/40

double Yay!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

but he didn't get 40/40

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

he didn't get 38 either

but Silverwidow got a shoutout

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn

now I need a rewrite

Wildly guessing numbers
.
.287/.340/.500 40/40
.
by Maddz on Mar 28, 2011 6:52 AM PDT actions

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Stop the presses Do a Page A1 redraw for the final edition

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

don’t act like some important mathematical scheming took place with the other members

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

it's a man's world

but it’d be nothing without a woman or a girl

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I just saw a Thats 70s Show episode where the mom was teaching Jackie that its a womans world, but you guys jusy allow us men to think its our world. So you guys pretend you cant open that jar of sauce or pickles, and let us do it, so we feel so strong. I think its true, I think women can open the jar.

by uschris0304 on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

My wife cannot open the jar. These days I can barely open the jar.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Shoot, sometimes I cant even open a 2 liter…. I always put the cap on as tight as possible so the gas doesnt leak, then for some reason when the 2 liter is about half way gone or less, its almost impossible to open sometimes.

by uschris0304 on Dec 16, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

for some reason

It’s the majick, I tells ya! The soda bottle is a witch! BURN IT!!

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by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

The witch knows physics!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Told you Dr Pepper was evil

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

no, I just keep trying, while giving my hand an indian burn, and it burns let me tell you…. by maybe the 5th attempt, finally opens haha…. If not, I get mad and stab it, and just drink it out the side… Im not wasting soda.

by uschris0304 on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I was about to say that I’d rather take my cue on gender relations from James Brown than That 70s Show, then realized what I was saying.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Missed you right at the top, I probably missed others, doing these quickly can have consequences since the threads are full of ……………….. other things. Which is why I give the link so others can check the work.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Did I even make a guess?

Can’t remember

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:09 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

I dodn't have enough faith.....sadface
Matt Kemp 2011 .281/.368/.505

32 HR’s and 34 SB’s

7 IBB

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 AM PST reply actions  

That’s pretty good though. It’s on the optimistic side of the spectrum.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

He wasted to much time trying to figure out how many IBB’s he would get.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

No shit….And missed it by a ton!

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

I was way off on IBB’s too…

24

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

and I find it disturbing

/Vader’d

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I know we’re in a new thread, but I just want to say that I’m not sure we’re quite done taking the piss out of Bobby for not knowing that Nomo is Japanese.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

I honestly thought he was kidding. But i was wrong.

And I’m really disappointed that delias man had nothing to say about it.

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you guys know that Fernando Valenzuela is Mexican?

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I was only 23 at the time, so this is a shock to me.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Michael Jackson was black.

It’s true.

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

best reply ever

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Shawn Green hit four in one day

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I am on board with calling home runs fat cousins from now on.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Grand slam needs to be something special.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Morbidly obese cousin.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

A little too depressing for such an occasion, no?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

a Jewish wedding

it’s also festive!

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

what about

A Druish wedding?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

“We’re here to wed Princess Vespa and Princes Valiant… sorry. Its the hair.”

by EMDarrow on Dec 16, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Brilliant

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

We are so going to use that this year.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

pretty soon

We are going to have a euphemism for everything

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:46 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

A three run home is a Dr Pepper

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Back-to-back homers are being Tripon’d.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Excellent

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

A groundout that goes 5-3 is a Humma.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Is a single IVdown?

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

that's horaH to you

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

damn you humma

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Get in line.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

for the record

my fat cousins wont be in my wedding due to them living in texas and having jobs and such…. so, i will need my man’s big strong strapping gulp CAL FRIENDS to lift me.

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 16, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hell, Humma and I could lift you.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

if you weren’t so busy working

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

My left hand is always free

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

too bad for them

Family weddings are a great place for hefty cousins to hook up with drunk friends of other cousins

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

if it makes anyone feel better

in my family, I am the fat cousin

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

girl, your bod is rockin

fuck that noise

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

good looking boyfriend?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 16, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Most of us have met you, that joke does not pass the sniff test.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh you guys /blush

no, I’m the shortest in the family and by far the heaviest.

There is also 4 of us, so someone had to draw the short straw. It’s not my fault my cousin and my siblings defy weight gain. I should get in there and introduce them to velveeta and shells

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

or black or pinto

and make that rice brown(THATS RACIST)

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

too many vitamins in brown rice, we tryin to get these folk fat yo

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ah

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

im just hoping there isn't an all out brawl

Beverly Hills friends vs Cal Friends battle west side story style, but yeah

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 16, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions  

damnit Humma

You’re lucky that I really want to watch the show “Humma’s Law”

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

On the plus side, the side thread that broke out above has given me many laughs today.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

srsly?

"I was a little scared he was into that Oakland thing. We swing here on 3-0." Grady Little on Andre

by JLS23 on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Still not sure about that jacket – shirt – tie combo. Here’s hoping that $160 million can buy a personal shopper.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I wonder if we could occasionally have another picture of Kemp, in his uniform maybe. There’s definitely something fetching about this silly photo – I’ll grant you that. But it’s starting to haunt me. He looks just ridiculous.

by berkowit28 on Dec 16, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Refresh for the update.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

I was a bit low on my stat estimates, but I stand by

145 references to Rihanna on ESPN.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

I got lucky as shit on Rod Barajas

on March 9, I said this about our catcher:

I think Barajas makes 86 starts at catcher, and hits .239/.281/.423 with 16 home runs in 327 PA

His final numbers: 85 starts at catcher, .230/.287/.430 with 16 home runs in 336 PA

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

I got lucky as shit on Rod Barajas

Except for the part where Rod Barajas played for your team.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Rod Barajas had a wholly acceptable season.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

and after the 2012 season our catchers put up, we will look to 2011 longingly.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

He certainly led the charge toward mediocrity.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

He rocked our world

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

He certainly rocked Dee Gordon’s world.

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn nice

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re killing Phil’s offseason.

by keithc13 on Dec 16, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Eric, we are neck-in-neck on this one. I had to check because I remember thinking Barajas was exactly who I thought he’d be. What I wrote that day:

326 PAs
.242/.290/.431
14 HRs
30 days of DL

You nailed the HRs, but I was a little closer on the OPS.

by BFDC on Dec 16, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, Kalil is gone, now Nick Perry is gone, with Barkley im sure to follow. 2011 has a been one shitty year for me sports wise, cant wait til 2012!

by uschris0304 on Dec 16, 2011 10:26 AM PST reply actions  

Suck it Fred Roggin

Why Frank McCourt won’t renege on selling the Dodgers, from Bill Shaikin.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

Of all the Fred Roggins in the world, Fred Roggin is the Fred Rogginest.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I unwittingly saw his balls once.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw Fred Roggin in a Longs Drugs in Porter Ranch once, when it was a Longs.

by uschris0304 on Dec 16, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Did he sign them for his hookups?

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

It was when the Angels used to come to Palm Springs for part of their spring training and I went to a game and Roggin was interviewing someone near a fence. Roggin was squatted down, and wearing shorts, providing some with a unique view.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

He probably does wear short shorts, I can see that.

by uschris0304 on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

“Yeah, they were weird looking”

by BFDC on Dec 16, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What you and Fred Roggin do in your own spare time is your own business.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

were they wooden?

dude looks like Pinocchio as an aging man

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

he was better

when he had the huge coke jones

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I wrote something really rude and deleted it

that is how bad it was

It involved Fred, Less than Zero, Steve Sax, and Steve Howe

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t it is colleague Ross Newhan who originally floated the balloon?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Saw that earlier, seems smart.

by BFDC on Dec 16, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. From your link:

it’s not like this is for the major-league advance scouts — this is mostly for their minor-league scouting, according to Rosenthal. If the Orioles decide to put Nick Markakis on the trading block, for example, they’ll have to rely a lot on video and stats to sift through potential packages of minor-league players.

That video can be 1080p and have 5.1 Dolby whatever the fuck, but I still have to think that if you are trading a valuable part for prospects that you will need to be part of the next great Orioles team, you might wanna have somebody you trust take a look at the prospect in real life.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, I have to ask, what is the point of this? The Orioles save some money, I guess. What do these pro scouts make? I imagine it isn’t a whole lot. That’s where they’re going to cut back? Seems odd.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I think Grant got it completely wrong with that excerpt.

The Orioles have reassigned 6 scouts who were scouting major league teams to the minors, so their minor league scouting department is now more robust.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well now I’m confused. I can see cutting from MLB scouting to beef up MiLB scouting (I guess — still think it’s odd to save money by cutting back in this way), but cutting pro scouting to beef up amateur?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

More video tape on pro players?

easier to evaluate them using stats since they are all playing on “even” ground?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, sure. But also, I’d think, a lot more riding on them, even more than a draft pick. When you trade a MLB player for a prospect, you are giving up something that already has value for something that you hope will have value in the future. Yes, you have a lot more info available to you, but I’d think you’d need as much info as you could get before pulling that kind of a trigger.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Better to scout the unknown then the known?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, Rumsfeld.

I guess my only response is that I might have more faith in this move if it wasn’t the Orioles making it.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

New GM, don’t hold the new regime to the old regime. At this point he has a blank slate.

I would take a different tack. I would score the league for the best scouts, double their salary and take them away from everyone else. The key question – how you properly evaluate a scout?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Spending one million more on scouting / player development would seem a much better use of a teams resources then one Matt Treanor.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

i agree with this

by BFDC on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Will be interesting to see how the new draft “cap” affects teams. Maybe amateur scouts will be more valuable, trying to find the best players even in the deeper rounds.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Boggles me how badly paid scouts are since they are the lifeline to the draft.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Count up the coffee stains like WAR

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

ask him

If he knows who Fabio is

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:48 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It does seem like having only two professional scouts is extreme.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

The story forgot to mention they have hired six additional interns to handle video scouting.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

is it an known unknown

or an unknown unknown?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I will not do a word dance with you, whatever you think it is, it probably is.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

It'

Rumsfeld reference.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 16, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I was wrong on that. My mind was reading “amateur” as “minor leaguers.”

The 6 former pro scouts will scout the amateur side, aka college and high school players.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Next thing the Orioles will announce is that no longer will Spring Training be about job battles but about getting ready for the season. If we don’t know what the player can do before spring training then we have done a poor job in evaluating our players.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually I got that wrong

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

This is backwards.

by BFDC on Dec 16, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s weird that the Rosenthal story said their pro scouting department was being “dissolved” but they are cutting the pro scouts from 8 to 2. While still drastic, that’s not dissolved.

It did seem like a dick move to give those six scouts essentially a demotion at a time that it would be difficult to find a new job.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

True Blue LA Acura sales dry up. The nation asks why?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 AM PST reply actions  

Details on Cuddyers signing are out: 31.5/3. That’s a bad signing.

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 AM PST reply actions  

magic tricks

“Now watch as a screw the cap on this soda bottle really tight. OK, everybody, come back in two days — we won’t be able to open it!”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

best Magic trick

Percolate center until he’s the best in basketball. Trade him

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

apparently

He was spotted wearing a Dodger hat the other day. ZOMG HINTS!!!!!

:)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:54 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

sweet

He’d be great for robbing home runs hit off of Capang and Lilly

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Nicely done dad
IIDown might be the closest to the breakout (.305/.375/.520 – 35 HR’s -35 SB’s)

I’m not sure why I missed this vote, but I remember saying .275/.350/.515 somwhere. I remember talking with someone about if Kemp added a handful more hr, doubles, and singles, he would have had that line in 2010, so I thought there was no problem doing it in 2011.

Anyone have any ideas where that might be? The search function died unfortunately for anything in the past from the season and before.

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 10:56 AM PST reply actions  

Pops wins

Now go paint the fence

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:57 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SB Nation has decreed that anything written before Kutcher showed up was jibberish so no one should need to search beyond that parameter.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, looks like I barely posted when all these profiles were going up

due to working shitty hours at time warner cable.

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

good times:)

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Becomes a Humma list

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Found it!
I’ll take it!

Though it’s not quite as good as my .275/.335/.520 prediction

“If we hit that bull’s eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate”

by Ivdown on Feb 8, 2011 12:44 AM PST up actions

.335 OBP rather than .350. Man, it’s so crazy, I would have been really happy with the line I put here, Kemp’s actual season was so sensational.

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Kemp’s season was wildly off the charts, an extreme outlier of what anybody might have reasonably expected him to do in 2011…. it was wonderful.

I am thrilled that he has been signed to an eight-year, $160 million deal — he is my favorite player and I think he’s a good bet and I want to see him break Dodger records — but…. there is an elephant in the room, and that elephant is that Kemp’s season was wildly off the charts, an extreme outlier of what anybody might have reasonably expected him to do in 2011.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

ha ha, well put.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I think we should be seeing his 2009 season on average from now on

Just with more home run power.

/staying optimistic

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait what? Why wasn’t I told this?

by EMDarrow on Dec 16, 2011 1:07 PM PST up reply actions  

you're no longer my friend, KeithC

no longer!

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You could be right

but I felt 2011 was more about putting all together from a physical and mental standpoint, moreso than any anomaly. Remember he hasn’t been a baseball player his whole life. Maybe he comes down some from 2011 but it sure feels like he has gotten to a maturation point with his baseball skills.

by OB12 on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

You could be right but I felt 2011 was more about putting all together from a physical and mental standpoint, moreso than any anomaly.

Please don’t get me wrong — I feel this way, too, and I heartily endorse his deal. Just… oh boy, I hope this is right, because if it isn’t…..

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope we are all able to cope when Kershaw makes improvements to his peripherals but ends up something like 15-12 due to a combo of bad luck and poor run support.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I for one will be nonplussed

but I promise to be overjoyed when a 39 year old Kid K has shitty peripherals and yet wins his 5th cy young by winning 21 games

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll shake my cane like no one has ever shaken a cane before.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

prostrate problems are a bitch eh?

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

because if it isn’t…..

…then Matt Kemp becomes the new Vernon Wells and we dump him on the Angels?

by EMDarrow on Dec 16, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t bring me down

I’m gonna tell you once more

before I get up an roar

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Brrrrruce

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Two Things:
1. Amazing how badly the expert projections did on Kemp
2. Amazing that HJ’s .900 OPS was the highest. We had a lot of 850 – 880 but no one dared to believe in an almost .400 OB%.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 10:59 AM PST reply actions  

LOL

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Why
Lucky as Shit

Josie?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:00 AM PST reply actions  

Pretty sure being lucky as shit, would be the worst thing in the entire world. Unless you enjoy bull anus

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Glad you saw the Josie Signal.

Right, so any idea why this become a phrase?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel like “lucky shit” came first, or with a modifier like “lucky little shit” to describe someone who is disproportionately lucky. You extend it with “lucky as shit” and it’s just derivative, keeping the luck part, but forgetting that the shit part is supposed to modify.

see also: “lucky fuck” or “lucky little asshole”

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m no linguist, but I’d guess it has more to do with this: people like to use profanities, and they will use profanities in any way they can to underscore their points, whether or not it makes literal sense.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Josie’s is way more fun. I think you violated a Humma Rule

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

So many possible responses, all of them offensive.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

For some reason I picture the Bride having a pet name for you of “Lucky Little Asshole”.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

the TBLA motto :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Not true. I, for one, was enjoying the silence relative to Depeche Mode jokes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Cold as hell.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t that Dante?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah, hell freezes over, there a lot of idioms with a cold hell

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but it’s literally a cold hell in Dante, right? Satan is waist-deep in ice, no?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but when people say “it’s cold as hell,” they aren’t saying “rejecting the notion that hell is a fiery pit of sinners, the great poet Dante Alighieri surmised that the innermost layer of the horrible underworld is actually a frozen wasteland, a viewpoint which I likewise adopt.” They are just saying it’s cold, and swearing.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Bernie Taupin comes to mind.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Mars is cold as hell

that’s why it ain’t no place to raise your kids.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Burnin up this useless telephone...

Motorhome….
cheap cologne…

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

i told you it wasn’t provalone

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I like

cold as a witch’s tit

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

At my height, I’d have to be.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay, now every one knows I’m not working. Great

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yikes

Don’t use tap water, if you are going to use a neti pot.

Something about:

a deadly amoeba living in the tap water, called Naegleria fowleri, worked its way from their sinuses into their brains. The parasitic organism infected the victims’ brains with a neurological disease called primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (PAME), which rapidly destroys neural tissue and typically kills sufferers in a matter of days.

Expect it is doubtful it was tap water but more likely exposure to pond or lake water.

Still brain eating amoeba grabs one’s attention leaving one to wonder just how long before we see a commercial for those who are unable to function due to fear of such ameoba’s and the wonderful drug that will cure your fear. Also works on sweaty palm syndrome.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

don’t use a neti pot unless you are sleeping with a yogi

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

If the Falcons won

a million to nothing, do you really need to analyze? Slow news day.

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

They could always talk more about Chris Paul

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

need something to fill time

Before they talk to Tebow’s 4th grade teacher

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:14 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

SNL doing a Tebow skit for the Holiday show this weekend. He meets Jesus in the locker room.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

before we get JJed, just want to clarify that it’s not funny because he has faith, it’s funny because he acts like the gorram second coming.

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Which will make the jokes even more funny when the Broncos lose their next 3 games.

by BFDC on Dec 16, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m done predicting the Broncos demise. If the Raiders/Chargers win on Sunday it’ll be interesting, cause no way Tebow beats the Patriots. Then cross country trips are auto losses, so they lose in Buffalo.

But then it’s Broncos vs. Chiefs with the division on the line. That’s gonna be real interesting.

Of course, whoever the AFC West sends to the playoffs is losing in the first round

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

The Chiefs are horrible. Just throwing that out there.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

think they’ll be any better with orton?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Even if they are, it won’t matter.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The patriots secondary is terrible

and in shambles. Tebow might throw for 500 yards

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

if he can throw for 236 agaisnt the bears

he can throw for 1,000 against the pats

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He's better at throwing to his teammates (who don't always catch very well)

than throwing to the opposing team, unlike some QBs I know.

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by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

{makes circle jerk motion}

;-)

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by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I know nothing about Tebow other then what is said here. His success gives me pleasure because it bothers other people and many wanted him to fail. My dead best friend would have hated him, it would have been fun to have been able to needle him about Tebow.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

i think a better skit would be making fun of the media coverage

“We’re here Mr. John Doe, who once bumped into Tim Tebow on the sidewalk on his way to class at Florida. John, in your 30 seconds of encounter with Tebow, did you forsee the sucess that he’s had, and how did it change your life?”

“I absolutely saw it. Tebow is just a great kid, and a real inspiration. My shoulder bumped his briefly, and I said, ‘oh, sorry man.’ I’ll never forget his next words, ‘no problem man.’ (starts tearing up) It changed my life.”

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

get Lorne on the phone

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

agreed, the media coverage on all angles and sides is ludicrous

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by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My friend is wrestling in the US Open and he is wrestling against a 52-year old guy who won Olympic medals back in the 80s.

Wrestling is weird.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:25 AM PST reply actions  

Isn’t that guy a legend?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

A dude from my high school won Olympic medals back in the 80s, Jeff Blatnick.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

name dropper

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Not like I knew him, but I did make out with a girl at the park named after him.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Never mind I was thinking of Rulan Gardner but he’s only 40. From Wiki

In 2002, Gardner went snowmobiling with some friends in the mountains surrounding Star Valley, Wyoming. At one point, he became separated from the group. During his efforts to regain his composure and regroup, he fell into the freezing Salt River with his snowmobile. Unable to move any further, Gardner decided to build a shelter and wait for a rescue team. He remained stranded for the next 18 hours. After several hours in his makeshift shelter, he stopped shivering, which led him to believe that he was dying. When he was eventually rescued, he was experiencing hypothermia and severe frostbite. Due to the physical damage, a saw had to be used to remove his boots. The harrowing experience cost Gardner the middle toe on his right foot, which he keeps in formaldehyde in a jar in his refrigerator, to remind him of his mortality.78 He told his story on a first season episode of I Survived….
.
On 24 February 20079, Gardner and two other men survived a crash when a light aircraft he was traveling in crashed into Lake Powell, Utah. The men swam an hour in 44 °F (7 °C) water to reach shore, and then spent the night without shelter. None of the three sustained life-threatening injuries.[10

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Holy Crap

I think if I had two incidents like that in my past, I’d give serious consideration to never leaving the house again.

by EMDarrow on Dec 16, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

He grew to be eighty hundred pounds, but then went on the Biggest Loser and his cousins got less Jewish.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Oooh right

now that you mention that I remember hearing something about that part.

by EMDarrow on Dec 16, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

One of these guys?

1984 	Wrestling 	Greco-Roman Lightweight 	James Martinez 		BRONZE
1984 	Wrestling 	Greco-Roman Light Heavyweight 	Steven Fraser 		GOLD
1984 	Wrestling 	Greco-Roman Heavyweight 	Gregory Gibson 		SILVER
1984 	Wrestling 	Greco-Roman Super Heavyweight 	Jeff Blatnick 		GOLD
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Light Flyweight 48kg 	Robert Weaver 		GOLD
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Bantamweight 57kg 	Barry Davis 		SILVER
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Featherweight 62kg 	Randy Lewis 		GOLD
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Lightweight 68kg 	Andrew Rein 		SILVER
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Welterweight 74kg 	Dave Schultz 		GOLD
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Middleweight 82kg 	Mark Schultz 		GOLD
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Light Heavyweight 90kg 	Ed Banach 		GOLD
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Heavyweight 100kg 	Lou Banach 		GOLD
1984 	Wrestling 	Freestyle Super Heavyweight 	Bruce Baumgartner 		GOLD

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

His name is Andre Metzger. Can’t find out what kind of medals he won (might be world championships or pan-am games).

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

My other friend who was keeping track of the match just texted me, “He had Andre for dinner!”

My friend won 4-3.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Inconceivable!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, saw that.

He was a silver medalist in 1986 got the bronze in 1979 and 1987.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

none of those are “olympic” years which are a prereq to getting an “olympic” medal

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was wrong about the Olympic part. World medalist.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

So who is this "IIDown" who won?

This is a real question. Was it ivDown, or his father iiiDown?

by berkowit28 on Dec 16, 2011 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

iiidown

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

this one

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Or to make more sense

That one “iiidown”

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

the big dog

not the puppy :)

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I prefer Papa and Puppy Down

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Except that he’s taller than me.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Dec 16, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Orioles plan on having two professional scouts in their organization. As in two covering all of the majors and the minors.

This kinda thing might have flown in the Isreali baseball league but, well, Dan Duqette

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 11:47 AM PST reply actions  

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Tripon’d

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:48 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Tripon’d Tripon’d.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I just realized this could turn into an MC Escher painting real quick.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger

Mushroom Mushroom!

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:53 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

cheebooger cheebooger cheebooger cheebooger cheebooger cheebooger cheebooger cheebooger cheebooger cheebooger.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

snaaaaaake

it’s a snaaaaaake

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry Bonds gets 30 days house arrest and 2 years probation for obstruction of justice related to the BALCO scandal.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

House arrest doesn’t mean much when your house is awesome.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, just means he is going to get caught up on his Netflix queue.

by OB12 on Dec 16, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I saw a 30 for 30 where a Columbian drug lord turned himself in, was placed into a prison he built, that had soccer fields, all the amenities, and no fourth wall on the perimeter fence.

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I still need to see that one. And I missed most of the Marinovich one. Saw about 20 minutes toward the end and it was good.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

The Two Escobars was the best one that I saw.

I also liked the OJ Simpson one.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Really loved the SMU one, and the one on Marcus Dupree. Didn’t see the Ice Cube doc on the Raiders nor the Fab Five one. Wanted to see those.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fab Five was really good

so was Catching Hell, the Bartman one

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Marcus Dupree one was excellent

I love everything about that series except for the ads for the series “What if I was to tell you that a naked man frying bacon cries in pain”

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

“What is I was to tell you that I decided to bypass the extra 10 seconds it would take to Google ‘Hideo Nomo Japan’ to confirm something that might be seen as obvious to everyone else?”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The Terry Fox was pretty awesome

Newbie

by gdl on Dec 16, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

If I wanted to watch a movie with a dude running, I’ll watch Forest Grump :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

for me

it’s Scarface. Horrendously bad, yet tremendously watchable

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The score on Scarface came from the same paper plate UFO company used by Plan 9 From Outer Space.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The original Scarface is great tho

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved that movie with a passion at the time and will still rewatch it, but it really is a crying shame it took Shawshank’s Oscar.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s amazing. The movie had a ton of hype, was critically acclaimed, a box-office success, an obvious slate of Oscars and doesn’t hold up at all.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was Pulp Fiction’s Oscar, no?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Gump beat out Shawkshank, Pulp Fiction, Quiz Show, and Four Weddings and a Funeral.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I can watch

Quiz Show more than any of those others if they are all on cable

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Four Weddings and a Funeral. Wow.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Murder by Death is one of my favorites.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

charmingly romantic

c’mon

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a nice movie, just shocking that it was up for best Picture.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it was before

Hugh Grant Dave Stewarted himself off the A list

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I could never get past the first ten minutes of Pulp Fiction

The scene in the diner just rambled with no apparent point and I just gave up.

by EMDarrow on Dec 16, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder if any of those movies hold up now. Pulp Fiction was exciting, but now seems more style than substance. Gump we have discussed. Shawshank, for me, was always pretty heavy handed — I thought it was OK enough but not great. Four Weddings, well. The only movie on that list that I haven’t seen since it came out was Quiz Show. I remember liking it. I wonder what I’d think today.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

On first glance that seems like a pretty strong set of five, at least to my personal tastes. I’m sure if I picked a few other years I would be similarly wowed.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

They are all good enough to me, but all of them have faded in my memory.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Shawshank is a movie that, if I stumble across it while channel surfing, will immediately jump in and watch to the end. Godfather I & II, Major League, and The Matrix are also in that mix (so is UHF but that is almost never on TV)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure if I picked a few other years I would be similarly wowed.

You want a good year? 1974:

The Godfather Part II
The Conversation
Chinatown
Lenny
……and um the towering inferno

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

The Conversation is on my list of must-see movies that I haven’t seen, but I keep forgetting about it…until now.

Part of the John Cazale “best percentage of great movies acted in” group.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s a tremendous movie. Allen Garfield is very good and rarely gets mentioned

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

also has

a young Harrison Ford in it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

it borrows a lot from Blow Up

and turns out, it’s better. Much like Blow Out.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cazale doc from last year was excellent BTW. Was it on HBO?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

don't remember

IMDB doesn’t say

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

1990 Academy Awards

(movies from 1989)

Driving Miss Daisy won, beating…
Born on 7/4
Dead Poets Society
Field of Dreams
My Left Foot

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Now THAT is a weak list.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Curious what you thought of the 3d Hugo?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Haven’t seen it yet. Thinking about taking Spawn over the holiday.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really a kids movie

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought the whole point was it was a movie to take the kids to

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

JMO, but I would think adults would like this movie more then small children. I don’t even consider it a childrens movie. It has kids in it, so I guess that is why it is targeted that way.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder if it will still have the legs to have a 3d Spot by Christmas? Not doing well, won’t they pull it by then?

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

1991 Academy Awards
(Movies from 1990)
Dances With Wolves won
Awakenings
Godfather III (!?)
Ghost
Goodfellas

Godfather III was nominated for Best Picture!?

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Awakening might have been one of most depressing movies I’ve ever watched.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

As a movie by itself, I liked Godfather III. Just too much to live up to. And too much Sophia Copolla. :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The next year

Dances with Wolves
Goodfellas
GF3
Ghost
Awakenings

I think Godfather III gets shat on, but only because it had the first two movies to live up to

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

the crime in that year

goodfellas wasnt even the best gangster movie that year. Miller’s Crossing got shafted

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Ahhh

Good call. I also was a late comer to that movie. So good.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve yet to see either. Not a huge fan of the genre.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon. I yield to no one in my love for Miller’s Crossing, but you have to watch that movie three times before you have any fucking clue what’s going on. The first two times you watch it, you’re like, “I know the hat is the key to this story, I know it!”

Goodfellas deserves all the retro praise it receives.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

loved it from

the opening scene, which is one of my favorites of all time

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Ethics.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

as in

he aint got any

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

and I had no trouble following it, but i was reading a lot of Dashiell Hammet then

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was a teenager. Maybe I wasn’t ready for it. And now that I know the plot, it’s hard to put myself back in the shoes of someone who doesn’t.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t The Sopranos ‘Pine Barrens’ episode sort of rip off the forest scene from Millers Crossing?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

1947 awards

The Best Years of Our Lives won
Henry V
Razor’s Edge
The Yearling

…and It’s a Wonderful Life.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I can always watch Best Years whenever its on

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I will have to watch it.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Mrs. Lou Gehrig is in it!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Best Years of Our Lives is a killer movie starring an amazing man. They didn’t sugarcoat what is like to deal with civilian life after a war.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Shakespeare in Love beat Saving Private Ryan, Elizabeth, The Thin Red Line and Life Is Beautiful. All of those runner-ups were better, and Shakespeare in Love was pretty good.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm..

I think that is a really weak list

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We disagree

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think

I’m jaded by how much I hated The Thin Red Line. I was really looking forward to it since i have a connection to Guadalcanal, and it turned out to be a Terrence Malick movie. I think I’ve hated every Malick movie

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer a little narrative with my narrative cinema.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Right was not a fan of that film but enjoyed all the others.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I love Malick films

even if they can be overly ponderous, the images are startling and cohere in a kind of dream logic. I’m much more impressed by expressive filmmaking than plot and wordiness.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I am

the opposite. Give me His Girl Friday style of non-stop dialogue any day

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I can appreciate both

but using His Girl Friday as an example is really invoking the zenith of the artform.

Images + music move me more than words can.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Funny that you reading and commenting on a blog then. ;-)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 16, 2011 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I don’t read anything here.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 17, 2011 4:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought Tree of Life kind of sucked. I guess I can appreciate it for what it is, but if I ever bother to watch it again, I am going to get high as hell first.

by BFDC on Dec 16, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

as an experience, Tree of Life was cool. As a film, it was a piece of shit

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yea that is a good way to summarize it.

Half way through, when the dinosaurs popped up, I was just like WTF, guess I need to be on drugs for this one

by BFDC on Dec 16, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s my same complaint. If he’d taken evolution all the way to the wife’s pregnancy, I would have been down. But it’s like he got to about dinosaurs he decided, eh

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

but they were mean to each other

nature is cruel, thus man is cruel. It’s like 2001 in Waco!

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw one of those movies. The one with Ted Danson.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

that was a great scene

or am I thinking of giamati

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It won Best Picture, Actress, Supporting Actress, Art Direction, Costume Design, Score, and Original Screenplay. I hardly think Shakespeare in Love was a fluke win

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The English Patient over Fargo, Jerry Maguire, Secrets & Lies, and Shine. Those are five very different kids of movies, all very well made, I think.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Fargo

is as close to a perfect movie as it gets for me

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I’d have voted for Fargo, but when a filmmaker pulls off a movie like The English Patient, I can’t argue with the Academy choosing to honor that.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Introduced me to many a fine actor/acress. First time I remember Buscemi/Bill Macy.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Greatly disliked the English Patient.

Fargo was the head of that class

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

How about 1976?

Rocky
All the President’s Men
Network
Taxi Driver
Bound for Glory (not familiar with that one, but I assume it is better than Mad Dog and Glory)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it's the Woody Guthrie

biopic. and Rocky was the weakest of those, though I enjoyed it the first time I saw it. I love Network

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Shawshank is used a lot in film school as the perfectly plotted movie, it’s apex is dead center and everything flows up and from it

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

glad I went through RTVF before than

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

style yes

I think Pulp was the movie that most shaped what came later

re-intro’ed surf guitar and dick dale

gave us another decade of travolta

and a whole bunch of quotables “Bring out the gimp” being one of my favs

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Gump is also pretty quotable.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Pulp fiction holds up well for me. I’ve always liked Quiz Show. Shawshank is fine, but nothing great. gump is awful. I have no opinion on 4 weddings, though it was enjoyable when I saw it

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

18-year old me would have ranked them Gump, Pulp, Weddings, Quiz Show because I didn’t see Shawshank yet (rectified within a year or so)

In retro:

Shawshank
Pulp
Gump
Weddings
Quiz

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

And all you people saying “in retro” don’t actually mean “in reverse order (like the Oscars)”, right? You seem to mean “in retrospect, today”?

by berkowit28 on Dec 16, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the best movie to come out that year

was either Crumb or Red of the Three Colors Trilogy

mintxcore’d

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy crap, Speed came out in 1994.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw that movie 3 times by the Sunday of its opening weekend. Loved it.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved the three colors – had such a thing for young Juliet Binoche -

Crumb was gross but great

and your joke was perfect

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

it is quite bad

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 16, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe the dumbest gal I ever dated

thought the movie was a true story, that Forest actually existed, and the reason she thought so was the “film” of Forest with Nixon and shit like that

She never did get to the point of questioning how real-life Forest and Hanks looked exactly the same

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't think I've ever read

a better argument for forced steriilization

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Come on Marty, intelligence isn’t the key ingredient.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

“Whats the first thing you look for in a woman?”

“I know I should say sense of humor, but Im gonna have to go with breast size.”

by EMDarrow on Dec 16, 2011 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder what she'd say if you took her to see Zelig?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Or that one about Steve Prefontaine, or the other one about Steve Prefontaine.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

The only reason I took up running was to hear heavy breathing again.

Newbie

by gdl on Dec 16, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't care what anyone says

I love Forrest Gump.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Like Eric I liked it, but I have never watched it again.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

hipster

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 17, 2011 4:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The Two Escobars

Was Excellent

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 11:58 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Sounds like it should be a joke, like...

Two Eskimos walks into a bar, the bartender says, “You guys are Eskimos?” One Eskimo says “Inuit.” The bartender says, “I knew it too!”

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

walking into bar jokes

always have to end with “and at those prices I’m not surprised”

It’s a law

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

The Leadman Law

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

It really is my favorite, though all in Spanish for those of you who hate to read

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t he also pay world class soccer players to come visit him and play friendlies with him? Thought i remembered something like that and nobody wanting to show him up on the pitch.

Newbie

by gdl on Dec 16, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

there was that, and the Columbian national team also came and played with him….

AND THEN THEY LOST TO AMERICA! USA! USA!

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

No fourth wall? So he was constantly looking at the camera?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I had a

“The missing 4th wall was great, but he got tired of taking a shit in front of a studio audience”
but I thought that made me too much a thespian so I let it be

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I knew you liked girls

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I do, I really really do

by Hollywood Joe on Dec 16, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Rimshots getting a workout today.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

It was the first thing I thought of, and I actually thought you were making the joke there. Ha!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The Free Barry campaign was a success!

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Free Winona

was my favorite “Free” campaign

by delias man on Dec 16, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Free The Juice

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I spent 3.5 years at Berkeley being told that I’m supposed to Free Mumia, but I still don’t know why.

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by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

dammit all the good convos go on when i have to go back to work

damn you work.

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by JLS23 on Dec 16, 2011 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

Apparently I didn't make a Kemp prediction specifically

instead I spent my time in that thread bringing up the Dukes of Hazzard and lemurs.

go me!

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by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 1:43 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

What did you think of Hugo?

Surprised that Win Win is not getting any GG love. Might have been my favorite movie of 2011, then again I probably saw fewer movies in 2011 then I ever have.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve hardly seen anything this year. It’s been rough.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if it's going to....

it usually is only about a month behind most movie theaters, moneyball’s gonna be out on DVD in less than a month….

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by Taylor Maricle on Dec 16, 2011 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen movies at the dollar theater

at the same time they are coming out on DVD. It’ll get there eventually.

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

If it comes out on DVD at the same time, you can see it on Redbox and not have to deal with the dollar theater.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I do, sometimes

actually enjoy going to the theater.

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I just don’t like the dollar theaters.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

I don’t know how they are in LA, the one near me is in irvine, and other then not having stadium seating(not a problem for me but it is for my wife), is pretty nice.

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I’ve only seen three movies this year — Harry Potter, Moneyball and The Muppets. I’d be shocked if any of them was Best Picture, although HP7 might deserve a nomination.

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by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh. I also saw Cars 2, Hop, Mr. Popper’s Penguins and Rio, and half of Kung Fu Panda 2. Blah.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Not Winnie the Pooh? That was OK by Spawn.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Somehow we missed that. Bought it for Channukah though.

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by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, Gnomeo and Juliet was this year too. So add that.

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by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I've seen 22 movies in theaters with

just one person. Closer to 30 overall.

This in 2011 after seeing maybe 5 movies overall in 2010 in theaters.

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The total list of movies I saw this year in theaters:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2
The Hangover Part II
X-Men: First Class
Horrible Bosses
50/50

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

my list (what fun!)

Cedar Rapids
Win Win
The Tree of Life
Snow Flower and the Secret Fan
Super
The Eagle
Jane Eyre
Hanna
HP7pII
X-Men First Class
Thor
Captain America
Pirates 4

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I wanted to see Win Win but never got around to even seeing if it was in a theater here.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

those first eight are all previews I saw for Pop Bunker, and while meercat will disagree, Win Win was probably my least favorite

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I would not disagree that it was your least favorite movie. I would just say you have bad taste.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

For a person who writes for Pop Bunker that seems like a small list

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I had my legs cut from under me when I left school before summer, haven’t been able to see a preview since. The list should be twice as long

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess on screeners / previewers saw Cedar Rapids in a theatre

It had it’s moments but very predictable where it was headed once you met everyone.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Cedar Rapids on DVD and I was disappointed.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly have no idea what you were trying to say with the first sentence

But while Cedar Rapids was more predictable, I enjoyed the characters more than I did in Win Win

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Only

No one watched it in the theatre

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

the other half of that response is Pop Bunker has a way smaller footprint than even my Galaxy blog. So I was only reviewing Fox Searchlight, Focus Features, and IFC films

by Josie Becker on Dec 16, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think all I've seen

is Thor and The Thing. Makes me sad.

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

oh

The Muppets

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Hangover 2
X-Men

Im pretty sure that was it for me

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 16, 2011 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

In theatre's

The Descendants – eh
Win Win – loved it
Hugo – enjoyed it
Harry Potter – enjoyed it
Muppets – enjoyed it
Thor – enjoyed it
Captain America – enjoyed it
Rango – enjoyed it
Cowboys and Aliens – eh
BridesMaids – hated it (wife also hated it)
PussNBoots – surprisingly it made me laugh
The Help – enjoyed it
Hoodwinked II – hated it after loving the original

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Puss In Boots was pretty good

A few sexual innuendos i didn’t see coming, lol.

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I believe this is the full list for 2011 for me

New Years Eve
Puss In Boots
Twilight
What’s Your Number
Horrible Bosses
Bad Teacher
African Cats
30 Minutes Or Less
Hall Pass
Harry Potter
Something Borrowed
Fast 5
Pirates 4
X Men
Captain America
Super 8
Hangover 2
Transformers 3
Friends With Benefits
Soul Surfer
Bridesmaids
Our Idiot Brother
Shark Night (awesome movie if you go in knowing it will be bad)
The Thing
Tower Heist

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Who has time for concerts:)

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Add stupid crazy love too

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I missed Super 1-7.

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by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol. Super 8 was cool until it seemed like it tried to be ET near the end.

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

from everything I heard it was trying to be ET the entire time

but I haven’t seen it yet so thanks for spoiling it! /s

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

(s as in sarcasm)

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I always wondered if Super 8 left the light on for you.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

My list

Bridesmaids
Hangover 2
Moneyball
Thor
about half of Rango

Man, what a small list. Didn’t think I only saw that few.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I was surprised at how small my list was

then I remembered all the times I almost went to see a movie but someone bailed on me at the last second and it makes more sense

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d basically say, “Hey, I want to go see a movie.” Then I’d realize that a six-pack of beer was cheaper than a movie.

Basically, what I’m saying, is I’m an alcoholic.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

my wife just hates going to theaters. She also will just put off watching a movie we have rented from netflix until I put my foot down and say I’m watching it with or without her.

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you still do the actual DVDs for selection

or do you not like to stream?

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

both

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

she does like movies

She just has to be “in the mood”.

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

What kind of movies are we talking about?

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

she watches the chick flicks on her own

for the most part. I can’t use netflix to jog my memory right now since their site won’t let me logon. Her tastes can be kind of all over the place though so its hard to say x genre and y genre

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

My short List

The Woody Allen Paris movie – hated it intensely
Moneyball – liked it a lot

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked Hugo overall

It starts off kind of slow and I was worried but then it really engaged me. Some moving parts, it’s cool to look at , the cast is good, and if you are a movie nerd + history buff you’ll like it more.

[ps: review: http://www.fandor.com/blog/?p=9000]

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by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Of the two Prefontaine movies I’d have to go with Without Limits. Billy Crudup is an excellent actor (though i insist I watched Stealing Beauty last week because of Claire Danes, though).

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Dec 16, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like we are about to lose Etta James

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 1:56 PM PST reply actions  

If her battle is prolonged, you just know what Eric will respond with.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

She gone?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

(At Last)

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

You correctly predicted it, as I would have said that without question even had you not posted that. :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally got my Dylan CDs

Took way longer than usual from Amazon (maybe it’s the holiday rush). Anyway, best part — they give you a code to download the entire set in MP3 format. That is just effing brilliant.

Eric, loved “Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues.” Very upbeat and hilarious.

by silverwidow on Dec 16, 2011 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

Great news. A similar rec is Motorpsycho Nightmare. Very bizarre but storytelling song.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh man, that was GREAT. The father scared the hell out of me.

by silverwidow on Dec 16, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

CBS is doing a thing where they look at what each team would look like without trades or free agency.

Unsurprisingly this is way better than the actual Dodgers

Lineup

1. Dee Gordon, SS
2. Shane Victorino, RF
3. Matt Kemp, LF
4. Paul Konerko, 1B
5. Adrian Beltre, 3B
6. Carlos Santana, C
7. Franklin Gutierrez, CF
8. Miguel Cairo, 2B

Starting Rotation

1. Clayton Kershaw
2. Edwin Jackson
3. Ted Lilly
4. Hiroki Kuroda
5. Chad Billingsley

Bullpen

Closer – Joakim Soria
Set up – Javy Guerra, Joel Hanrahan, Kenley Jansen, Takashi Saito, Jonathan Broxton, Pedro Feliciano, Cory Wade
Long – McDonald

Notable Bench Players

Russell Martin, Henry Blanco, James Loney, Blake DeWitt, Trayvon Robinson, Jerry Sands, Alex Cora

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 2:55 PM PST reply actions  

WS here we come?

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Playoffs at least. Diamondbacks look pretty damn good.

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Without free agency, we don’t have Saito or Kuroda either. Or Jansen or Beltre, etc. either for that matter.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

What if players were only permitted to stay with the team that originally made them a professional? No trades, no Rule-5 Draft, no minor or major league free agency … once you are a professional baseball player, you stay in that organization. This series shows how all 30 teams would look. We give you: Homegrown teams. To view the schedule/past entries of this feature

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I understand the criteria, but it is arbitrary. If there were no free agency in MLB, there would certainly not be NPBers. There’s no real reason to argue about made-up stuff, but we do it all the time because it’s fun.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

The writer seems to think Victorino has a better arm than Kemp. I honestly have no idea.

People who know what they’re talking about, weigh in.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Kemp.

Although I don’t claim to know much about arm strength.

by silverwidow on Dec 16, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re right. Writer’s wrong.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Victorino has a cannon, so does Kemp

Did it ask whos the better CF?

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 16, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

It moved them each (Victorino to RF, Kemp to LF) in favor of Franklin Gutierrez.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Victorino’s arm has been slightly better over the last three years (+16 to +11) but don’t watch Victorino enough to translate that to a corner.

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just wondering why in the hell Bills would be 5th in this rotation

Also I think Ellis is better than Cairo at 2B, but when the hell did we have Cairo?

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

when the hell did we have Ellis?

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm speaking more towards this vs the present

idk why exactly, the thought just popped into my mind because Cairo isn’t very good.

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I guess so

Damn it’s been a home grown black hole for over 20 years, hasn’t it?

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If we’re imagining, we might as well put Utley at 2B.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

We would also have price if they did it that way

but if the player never signed he doesn’t count

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

If we’re imagining, Pedro should be on the list

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 16, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

he is retired

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And better than James McDonald.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

and wouldn't want to be the long man

but since he is retired it doesn’t matter anyways

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently signed him out of the Dominican, traded him for Mike Blowers.

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s an incredible last name.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Rhymes with powers.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Totally forgot we ever had Cairo and Soria!

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 16, 2011 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Nobody knew we had Soria. He was on the GCL team in 2002, missed all of 03 and 04, was released and played in Mexico.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

OK – that certainly explains my forgetfulness. Both were free agent signings – it’s much easy to keep drafted players in mind.

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by latenite on Dec 16, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Not everybody

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

not nobody

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Worse than a team with Albert Pujols? Shocking.

by fbihop on Dec 16, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Albert Pujols, a team does not make

I might have even said worse than the Pre Pujols Angels.

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by Ivdown on Dec 16, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

the biggest problem is pitching

They just don’t have many good starters. They are fine at 1,2 and 5, but lackey and chatwood are probably pretty shitty. If Chatwood improves though its not that bad. They have Trumbo and injured dude for first.

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Miguel Cairo was a bit of a surprise.

How can they have Kuroda on that list? If he wasn’t a free agent what was he?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If you don’t like us using Kuroda — some commenters have disagreed with including guys who were professional players in Japan in this series — you can slide in James McDonald or the youngster Rubby De La Rosa.

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 3:23 PM PST up reply actions  

RUBBY

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

he elbow doesn't like us

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Acceptable.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

My guess would be that Japanese Free Agents are OK to go on the “homegrown” list of the first MLB team they play for?

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 16, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Santos is in the AZ pen and I’m pretty sure he started pitching in the Sox system.
I found that werid

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 16, 2011 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Drafted by the Arizona Diamondbacks in the 1st round (27th pick) of the 2002 amateur draft.

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Arizona didn’t draft him as a pitcher, so why put him in their pen?

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 16, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Jansen wasn’t drafted as a pitcher and he’s in our pen.

I’d be willing to bet that a lot of players in MLB right now aren’t playing the exact position they were drafted for. Now it might not be as extreme as going from a position player to a pitcher but there are many guys who switch positions.

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 3:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Jansen was signed by the Dodgers

and pitched in the minors with the Dodgers.

Arizona released Santos 5 years before started pitching.

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 16, 2011 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I think you’re getting a little too nit-picky with what was probably supposed to be a relaxed and fun article. He made general statements that said players would be on the teams they were originally drafted by and he worked from there. He probably could have gone back and set stricter rules, but I doubt he thought or cared about it enough to worry about it.

If he had gotten too restrictive with the rules then the teams would have players very few have heard of while some good players would be left off (and then people would probably be arguing about why they should have been included).

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

a little?

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

it needs to be 5pm

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:56 PM PST reply actions  

Hopefully by 5 pm I will be finished with this stupid paper, done with the semester, and drinking red wine, eating doritos, and playing a video game. I hope your life post 5pm is just as great

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

no more work for 11 days

its going to be amazing.

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

so much star wars mmoing to do

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by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

and people say

those in the work force don’t get winter breaks. ;)

I get…a weekend before I have to start doing Latin and Greek. Hooray!

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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I know my post-5pm world will involve sweatpants and beer.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I wish mine involved condoms.

by silverwidow on Dec 16, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

it can, you know. you can just have them

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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

also

WTF
/spittake

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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Well it’s a five o’clock world, ‘cause this one blows
Now watch me as I open a beer
And I’m going commando inside my clothes
Best bet they are sweatpants, dear…

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

pajama pants: on

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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Drinking red wine while eating Doritos

I don’t know what to say to that

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm starting to get snippy in my paper

this isn’t meant to start a fight or argument or even discussion but I just wrote this:

After the resurrection, the risen Christ visits his beloved disciple, John, and explains some of the mysteries he neglected to wrap up prior to the crucifixion.

I am so not getting an A

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

So this one time, John was like “doo doo doo, I am a fisherman, doo doo doo” and then KABLOAW the Risen Jesus showed up and was like, “homie, why don’t you recognize me?” And john was like, dude, how you gonna show up like an old guy and then a young guy?!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

belatedly

i realize that people not knowing i was talking about the apocryphon of john would probably find this really offensive.

it’s a paraphrase of part of a gnostic text, i promise

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

A Christian Rock/Spin Doctors tribute band called Apocryphal Kryptonite would be pretty brilliant.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 16, 2011 11:09 PM PST up reply actions  

So it’s a paper on how Jesus is like Lost?

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no, it's still feminine jesus

but now i’m reviewing gnostic texts and they have…different ideas of how christ appears

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

We already talked about htis

he had a raging boner

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I would venture to guess that anyone who would drink red wine while eating Doritos doesn’t give a flying fuck what anybody else thinks about that.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

You’d be right!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

You could toss in some pistachios if you really wanted to impress people :)

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Dec 16, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

/fistbump

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 4:18 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Obviously. White would pair way better.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor choices: I make them. I just have to move my car at some point. That is my one responsibility.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably should do that before bottle one is done.

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by regfairfield on Dec 16, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

it happens as soon as this paper is submitted.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Stayed in Pasadena most of last weekend. Wanted to go get something to eat, but my car, parked on the street, was boxed in by two cars each within an inch of my bumper. I was trapped.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I’ve never believed anyone here has ever cared about anything I have to say.

It will never stop me from typing though (not until Eric bans me)

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You will eventually be banned for something Notre Dame-related.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Would that include watching Rudy for the 12th time?

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Dec 16, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure most Notre Dame fans wouldn’t subject themselves to that.

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Truth be told

I really like the movie Rudy.

My brother Kelly is more hardline than me, as he will not allow the movie in his house.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s 5pm here. Go home.

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm close to pulling the ole

“well my part is good I think, but his is broken I think, and he isn’t here, so…. SEE YA”

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I always tried to schedule afternoon meetings on Friday’s that would be out near my house. I’d schedule the meeting for around 3pm and then nobody would expect me to be back until Monday. A majority of the time they were legit meetings and I’d wrap things up with a 15 minute conference call with a few of my bosses. That conference call would happen with me sitting on the couch at home though.

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

my weekend consists of moving from culver city to sherman oaks =(

been in my apt since 2002.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 16, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I take no pity on those moving for the first time in 8 years.

between me and my wife we have moved at least 8 times in the last 6 years that I have had full participation in.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, do any of those moves involve military bases?

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Dec 16, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

she just kept getting shafted by shitty roommates

so she basically moved every year until we finally moved in togetherk, then we moved 3 times in 4 years(to the place together, out after one year to our own place w/o roomie while waiting to buy a house, then to house). No more moving for me for a long ass time.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve moved so many times in my life that I often don’t even bother unpacking half my things. The last time I had to move I was in the hospital though so I actually got out of doing anything. Best time ever in a hospital.

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Always been fond of Culver City, but you’ll be livin’ with the fat cats now.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Dec 16, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

When you’re done, let me know, I’ll buy you a drink.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

not creepy

you just have me and GScott for neighbors now

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

you have to admit thats a little creepy

I’m sure he’ll be able to hear you coming though. Your mouth, not because your fat, cause your not, I’ll just stop typing now

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 16, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I have my final meeting at 5 pm

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

First Odom, now Kobe loses Vanessa too.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 4:27 PM PST reply actions  

Probably brought home those pizza-flavored Doritos and Rose wine.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck that, Kobe can do what he wants.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Not and keep Vanessa around, apparently.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I always thought she was cray, tbh

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Don’t forget who you’re talking to. I barely know who Kobe is, and I have no idea who Vanessa is.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 16, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that was the

deliasman signal

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Corbett Canyon. Comes in a box. Doesn’t break when you drop it.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Dec 16, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

G and I were commenting on this the other day

we were watching HIMYM and Lily and Robin were drinking wine, at a bar, that was not a wine bar. “Barkeep! Let me have your finest vintage of Franzia!”

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Canyon, Canyon, Canyon…

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

There goes the season

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Angry Kobe could light it up!

Though he could also go off the rails, sleep around and lose his shit.

Hoping for the former!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Kim Kardashian! Him and Lamar can be close again!

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

sounds like he was already doing that

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Million dollar rings only last so long when she realizes, fuck, I can have it all. Or 1/2 all anyway.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Not that I care about his social life or his money, but dayum he just lost a lot of money. Apparently they have no prenup so there goes half his money.

by VegasBlues on Dec 16, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeez

Rampage at an Edison office I applied to last year. Glad I didn’t get the job

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/12/3-killed-2-wounded-in-rampage-at-edison-office.html

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 16, 2011 4:52 PM PST reply actions  

Fuck.

They just reopened the IHOP in Carson City today.

by jim hitchcock (railway) on Dec 16, 2011 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

this post

and the one above provide an interesting juxtaposition

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 5:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Bizarro week:
Lakers get Chris Paul, Odom bummed, Kobe jacked
Clippers sign Ex- Laker CaronButler
Lakers don’t get Chris Paul, Odom whines like a baby
Lakers trade whiny Odom to their closest competitor
Laker Kobe complains about Odom being given away to their competitor
Lakers sign McRoberts to replace Odom
Clippers match DeAndre Jordon 40 Million
Clippers pickup Chauncy Billups in first ever Amnesty draft
Clippers trade future for the now and get Chris Paul
Clippers sell every full package season ticket in a day
Next Monday / Wednesday they get to play each other in PreSeason games
Let the games begin

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 16, 2011 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

Operation Beer & Sweatpants has been engaged.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 5:39 PM PST reply actions  

Operation Doritos and Terribly Awful Sweet Wine is also in effect

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of Kobe
The Sklar Brothers @SklarBrothers
Bad news for Kobe: his wife is filing for divorce. The good news: David Stern is probably going to step in and block it. #jurisdiction

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

(I made the same joke today, but only to myself, so thought I'd share it from a professional)

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

RIP

Link leaves behind John Ely and 3mil+ in deferred payments to Juan Pierre.

by jrock247 on Dec 16, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

The Gibby Awards are so dumb

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 6:17 PM PST reply actions  

…I said while watching The Gibby Awards

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

watching A Football Life: Al Davis

that I dvr’d

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I have that saved as well. Will watch tonight.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it is fascinating.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Heard it many times, but...

“I think this: Somewhere within the first the first five to 10 plays of the game, the other team’s quarterback must go down, and he must go down hard.”

Chills.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

loved that

the Terry Bradshaw story cracked me up

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Matt Kemp won Player of the Year.

GIBBY Awards, not so dumb :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

on Hot Stove, they were talking about the posting system, and the massive price being paid for Yu Darvish.

The analysts were asked “if you were a Japanese club, which American player would you break the bank to bid on if he were posted.”

Fisrt one picked Kershaw, the next picked Kemp, the last one picked Cano.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I love everything about this story. So awesome.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s our Bison! :D

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s a sports card?

by berkowit28 on Dec 16, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

baseball cards, but for all the sports.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 16, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Bison FTMFW

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 16, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Rocking story. The Bison legend grows.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 16, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul Shuey still lingering

The Dodgers are in a dispute with Hartford Insurance regarding Shuey’s $3.25 million salary in 2004. Ken Gurnick has the details.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 6:58 PM PST reply actions  

Mouthpiece:

We ask that in the interest of our young children, and in light of the upcoming holiday season, the public respect our privacy during this most difficult time

As a father of four, my thought is that if you were really concerned about “the interest of our young children” you would wait until after Christmas to make this public. Oh, wait…NBA season about to start so you’ll get some pub? F the kids then!

Kobe has shown he can be quite a prick, and has a history of f’ing around so this isn’t a Kobe defense and I’m guessing she has ample reason to file for divorce. But her lawyer appears to have been trained by Gloria Allred, who’s motto seems to be that the best case is one tried on TV.

by KellyStephen on Dec 16, 2011 8:01 PM PST reply actions  

it sounds like

most of the issues with them have been settled.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

still though

what a fucked up offseason so far for the Lakers

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

good for them

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Making it easier and easier to be a Clipper fan.
LA

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 16, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

they should have an exciting team

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope the Clippers do well this year; I like Griffin and Paul.

But i’m open to a small wager on # of wins, Clip Joint v Lake Show.

by KellyStephen on Dec 16, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Lake show can still make a trade?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 16, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

they can

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

For several months, for that matter.

by KellyStephen on Dec 16, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

While I’m sure if David Stern finds out about this he’ll freeze all possible trades for the Lakers from here on out, the bet is for # of wins on the season.

If you wish, I’ll call Mitch right now and tell him not to make any deals that may improve the team in order for you to be on a more stable betting ground. :)

If you’d like to wait until Opening Day to make a bet, I’ll keep it open.

If you want to wait until late April, the bet will be off the table.

by KellyStephen on Dec 16, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, let us get on with it.
How many games this championship season, 66?
I’m really not sure.

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 16, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

66.

Based on how the Lakers have been bent over by Stern, feels like 666. But it’s only 66. Which means Bynum will play in 48 games during the regular season.

by KellyStephen on Dec 16, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw Stern talking about the situation on SC

the level of arrogance was revolting

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold Prediction

The Clippers will win at least 46 games this season.

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 16, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

that's a smidgen under 70% (69.6969% [recurring decimal])

last year only Chicago, San Antonio and Miami in that order had a winning percentage over 70%. Meaning even serious contenders like the Lakers, Thunder and the Celtics who’ve had their core together for a while had a winning percentage below what you’re boldly predicting. I think it will take the Clips a while to mesh, especially since I don’t even think they are yet done dealing since they need some help with the Bigs, namely the Center position. So I will confidently take the under, plus I don’t have much confidence in VDN, and that’s coming from a clips fan.

Newbie

by gdl on Dec 16, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

now that’s analysis!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And I thought Clipper fans didn’t do math.

And why are you trying to add a little logic and common sense to the Clipper dream parade?

by KellyStephen on Dec 16, 2011 10:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Surely there is a down side to optimism? Well, not really. The only likely harm of optimistic thinking is when we use over-optimism to shield ourselves from reality. Optimists tend to overestimate the likelihood of success so unrelenting optimism is not a perfect solution. Therefore it is better to be pessimistic in the planning stages but optimistic at most other times.

Newbie

by gdl on Dec 17, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I am a realist, borderline pessimist, its something i need to work on especially after reading the article i got my quote from, where it also mentions this

In a study of male Harvard undergraduates that started in the 1940s, high amounts of optimism at age twenty predicted good health at sixty-five. Meanwhile, those who were highly pessimistic at twenty often had left no forwarding address by the time those questionnaires rolled around at age sixty-five.
.

Newbie

by gdl on Dec 17, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Blue Jays are said to be after Beltran

doubt he wants to play on turf

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:32 PM PST reply actions  

that is true

but then E3 might be out of a job.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

He seems destined for the Cards

by Eric Stephen on Dec 16, 2011 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

but they have Craig

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

He could play LF and bat behind the Bison, oh what the hell am I talking about?
We have Rivera!

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 16, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Norichika Aoki (described as Ichiro Lite) was posted, and the bid was accepted

no word on who bid, but the winning bid was $2.5M

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

yes

he’s been playing CF in Japan, but people think he’d be a LF here, as his arm isn’t great.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha, i get where you're going

the bid is just a bid though, now the team has to work out a deal with the guy.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Jeff Passan
Whoever landed Aoki for $2.5M got a bargain. Plus glove in CF, a couple of batting and on-base titles. He’s Ichiro Lite, emphasis on Lite.

last line sounds kind of like a backhanded compliment.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s something like a career .325 hitter..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 16, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

first 7 seasons: .336/.411/.472

last season: .292/.358/.360

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Danny Knobler
Rockies signing Cuddyer closes out one option for Beltran. Heard yesterday he has at least one offer for $10 mill per year.

if that’s a two year deal, We’re In!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:02 PM PST reply actions  

hahahaha

/whatarewelaughingat?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Coco Crisp still hanging out there?

I thought Sands was ready.

What happened to Miles? Is MLB done with him?

by Freddy V on Dec 16, 2011 10:31 PM PST reply actions  

too many big fish still out there

for that guppy to have a market. talking about Miles

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

no field, and even light hitting seems over his head.

by Freddy V on Dec 16, 2011 10:44 PM PST reply actions  

who?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 16, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Kemp

I do love how Kemp kicked the shit out of the professionals projections. Hope he does the same next year.

However is his high babip a concern? I know in his career it’s always been high but I don’t recall him running out a bunch of infield grounders like he did 2-3 years ago. Either way an .850 ops in cf is gravy on the cake.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 17, 2011 1:21 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

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DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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Current 40-man roster count: 42
(incl. De La Rosa & Hawksworth)

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Manager

Eric___ned___reporters_2011_trade_deadline_small Eric Stephen

Editors

100_1427_small Phil Gurnee

Dgy_small David Young

Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

2501_small Michael White

Raptors_small Brandon Lennox

Img_0103_small CraigMinami