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Clayton Kershaw & Matt Kemp Provide The Crackle & Pop, But What About The Snap? (Featuring A Snapdragon Giveaway!)

For eleven days beginning on December 18, Qualcomm Stadium, football home of the San Diego Chargers and San Diego State Aztecs, will carry a temporary new moniker: Snapdragon Stadium. Snapdragon processors by Qualcomm are the digital brains inside mobile devices made by top manufacturers like Samsung, LG, Nokia, and HTC. Snapdragon Stadium will host the Chargers-Ravens game on December 18, the Poinsettia Bowl on December 21, and the Holiday Bowl on December 28.

The Los Angeles Dodgers at their core are strong, with a duo as strong as any team in baseball. Matt Kemp and Clayton Kershaw had magnificent seasons in 2011, but it wasn't quite enough as the team won just 82 games and had to rally to reach .500 with a strong finish to the season.

The good news for the Dodgers is that Kemp and Kershaw will be around for quite some time. Kemp signed an eight-year, $160 million extension through the 2019 season to remain in Los Angeles and while Kershaw hasn't yet been extended you can bet that locking up Kershaw long-term is on the top of the priority list of the new owner.

The bad news for the Dodgers is that at least for the next two years the surrounding core looks to be a combination of declining production and increasing cost. There are 10 Dodgers signed through at least 2013, including six players signed this offseason. The difference in their 2012 and 2013 salaries is stark.

Player 2011 WAR* 2012 Age 2012 Salary 2013 Salary
Ted Lilly 1.65 36 $12,000,000 $13,500,000
Matt Kemp 8.75 27 $10,000,000 $22,000,000
Chad Billingsley 1.45 27 $9,000,000 $11,000,000
Juan Uribe 0.15 32 $8,000,000 $7,000,000
Matt Guerrier 0.35 33 $4,750,000 $4,750,000
Aaron Harang 1.40 34 $3,000,000 $6,000,000
Chris Capuano 1.30 33 $3,000,000 $7,000,000
Mark Ellis 1.10 35 $2,500,000 $5,250,000
Jerry Hairston Jr. 1.45 36 $2,250,000 $3,750,000
Tony Gwynn Jr. 1.15 29 $850,000 $1,150,000
Totals 18.75 32.2 $55,350,000 $81,400,000
*WAR was an average of FanGraphs and Baseball-Reference

If you remove Kemp, the Dodgers will pay nine players who produced 10 total Wins Above Replacement in 2011 and will average 33 years old in 2012 a total of $45.35 million next year and $59.4 million the year after that. It's the main reason the Dodgers' 2013 payroll is already estimated to be roughly $107 million and that's without a first baseman or a right fielder.

We don't know what the new owner will do, or whether any new television contract would begin before the current one expires after 2013. What we do know is outside of the core of Kemp and Kershaw, the rest of the Dodgers will need to greatly improve if the Dodgers are going to contend in 2012 or 2013.

Want a chance to win a Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrocket powered by Qualcomm's revolutionary Snapdragon multiprocessor? Just leave a comment on this post with who you think the team's core player is and why he's so important to their success. Vox Media will select one winner from among the participating SB Nation blogs. All entries subject to the official rules found here.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 9:32 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

Honestly, should you be going along with a “sponsored post”?

At least, especially if this is something you may be compelled to do by SB Nation, don’t mix it up with real content as you did, that makes it masquerade as something approaching a regular post. Instead, put it in a box surrounded by “ADVERTISEMENT – SPONSORED POST” borders, so no one will have any doubt that it’s not a real post.

Better for the site’s integrity, even if everyone gets it already.

Just a thought.

by berkowit28 on Dec 20, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see it on the other SBN sites. But I’ve only looked at three or four.

by Xeifrank on Dec 20, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

From what I understand of this, the promotion is only being run in California and Texas.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Land mass matters

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

#fiftystateproblems

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

its on battleredblog(texans)

same question too

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 20, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If you click on the"here" at the very end of the post[official rules], you will see the 6 or so sites that entries will be chosen from, one a niner-nation site.

by dodgers32 on Dec 20, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Better for the site’s integrity, even if everyone gets it already.

I’ll bite. If “everyone gets it already,” then what is the harm? We are all of us savvy enough to know what is going on here. Posts like this one pay the bills and keep the site up and running. We know where the line is between the content Phil and Eric generate on their own and content that is suggested by one’s betters.

It doesn’t mean that the writer of a sponsored post has lost his integrity — especially in cases when everybody who reads the post knows what is going on. In a certain manner of speaking, anything that anyone is paid to write is “sponsored.”

Except me, of course. I sold my integrity years ago. I got a very nice price for it, too.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t solicit for your sister, that’s not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

(The great Tom Lehrer, of course.)


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course!

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Here was the assignment for this sponsored post: write about your team’s core.

The italicized paragraphs at the beginning of the end were generated by the sponsor, but the rest was just a normal post I would have written anyway.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t you run a SBNation site, are you doing this? :)

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

if I get asked to I will, but I doubt the soccer blogs are involved.

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

FWIIW – my whore comment was completely in fun. I can see a future where each post has a sponsor. People will complain but then they will get over it. My only problem is when you start sponsoring Acura’s.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Or Lexus

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I knew that, and took it as such.

Man I would have some fun with an Acura post.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Uribe looks like a bargain in 2013, given he’s the only player playing for less.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 9:33 AM PST reply actions  

All you have to do to enter to win the Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrocket is make a single comment in this thread. Rules are above.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 9:37 AM PST reply actions  

I didn’t open the rules (pdf file, BTW), but I assume manager and editors of the blog are excluded.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

my brow is furrowed from that list

Quite furrowed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 9:37 AM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

KEMP is the Dodgers core

without him they’d be doner than done. Or Dioner. With Kershaw nearly tied.

Now please send me my Samsung phone, thanks :)

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 9:39 AM PST reply actions  

So, everyone is going to say that the Dodgers’ “core player” is Matt Kemp since he hits for power, gets on base at a high clip, steals lots of bases is a two-time Gold Glove winner in center field, has a fun nickname and is the best player in the National League, right?

That said, the second core player is clearly Emo Juan Uribe.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 9:40 AM PST reply actions  

Well we have Kershaw, but yeah, they’re gonna say Kemp.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Kershaw is our core because his slider is equivalent to a Snapdragon.

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 9:42 AM PST reply actions  

If I ever open a Chinese restaurant (though I can’t think of a reason why I would) I would name it “Snapdragon.”

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 9:44 AM PST reply actions  

kemp

can I call him a PVL yet?

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 20, 2011 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

No ring in a box, so VL maybe, but not PVL.

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Ernie Banks says, Where’s my P?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Adam Kennedy says, “Right here, baby.”

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Apple: core

I don’t suppose Qualcomm is looking for that.

by berkowit28 on Dec 20, 2011 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

I was hoping

That the prize would just be an actual snapdragon. But I supposed I could just go buy one of those at the nursery.

by btimmer on Dec 20, 2011 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

I actually had the same thought. Favorite flower as a kid.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 20, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The core of the team is Uribe, I went for the rotten core because Kemp is surrounded by bad apples who should have been thrown out instead of placed in a fruit basket.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

Kershaw, Kemp, Kenley and the Overthehill Gang (including Andre)

what sweet fun

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

… or the Apple Dumpling Gang?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

x

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 9:51 AM PST reply actions  

I got you beat, man.

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that Barney Frank in the steel blue sweater?

by megaballs on Dec 20, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Per http://www.gardenguides.com/103-snapdragon-garden-basics-flower-annual-antirrhinum-majus.html

Snapdragons are a particular favorite of children who like to pinch the tiny individual blossoms and make the “dragon mouth” open and close.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

TRUE

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 20, 2011 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The team's core was obviously Andruw Jones.

I mean, did you see his gut?

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by Julio Pena on Dec 20, 2011 9:56 AM PST reply actions  

It’s a shame these posts went up before Yeonis Cespedes got signed.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 9:57 AM PST reply actions  

I assume Dodgers have no interest or shot at signing him, right?

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Given our history of Latin signings, absolutely not.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

It will come after the Dodgers' shocking signing of Prince Fielder to a 1/20/30/30 contract

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers didn’t scout Cespedes or put a bid on Darvish. Not that it’s surprising, but reminders your team is clueless are never nice.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

no it's not

Still hoping we’re one of the teams in on Beltran

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 1:16 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

sounding like

He’s going to get some good money

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 10:06 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

btw, it's apparently spelled Yoenis

e before o except after Y?

Or something.

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Google says we’re both wrong: Yoennis

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Huh, or Wikipedia specifically. A lot of news sites are failing, too, then.

(No surprise.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoennis_C%C3%A9spedes

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

"Real"

Detroit News, USA Today, NBC, etc, all spelled it with one “n”

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, USA Today is barely real news.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t mean to “insult” the bloggers of the world, just that usually the credentialed set usually checks facts and stuff like that, while a lot of the b/R and their imitators will just parrot things

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

No I gotcha. From searching Google News

seems like both worlds mucked his name up pretty equally. And yes, Google News still considers Bleacher Report a “news” site.

Sadly a lot of newspapers have cut back or out on copy editing staff so there’s less proofreading help and more mistakes, all the time, even in print editions.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Search for something that B/R would have a top result on Google. Click on the link. Hit back. There will be a link there telling you to ignore all search results from that site.

It will make your internet experience 12% better, guaranteed.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s a slang term for peyote, isn’t it?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that was New Mexican Mary Jane, but that works too.

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

…..don’t make it bad…..

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I was going to take it in a Simpsons direction, but well done.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

“Are you saying that Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?!”

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

What did the fair maiden say when she saw a swan?

Hey Zeus.

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

yes!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

poor leda

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

[X]


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Not one of their best albums, it should be said.

but still, X rules.

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes! I keep forgetting to do that, thanks for reminder.

Still sad that they consider it “news” though.

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Polly wants a cracker

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Dodger core player

Matt Kemp (did I win?)

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 20, 2011 9:58 AM PST reply actions  

Kemp is important to the Dodger’s success because he plays baseball really well.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 20, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

The Dodger corpse player, is, of course, Juan Uribe, whose stinking, fetid, putrid cadaver of ex-Uribe will haunt the Dodger infield for years to come.

Oh, core player? There is only one choice.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 9:59 AM PST reply actions  

I think we just solved the mystery of all the putrid signings this offseason!

They’re there to mask the presence of Juan Uribe! I mean hell, he does look like a much less moronic signing when compared to this offseason…

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

my new BSI theory

Is Ned has some kind of Brewster’s Millions deal going on. He has to spend a certain amount of money on a certain number of players, none of whom can be on the team more than two years. He’s a Macdougal 2 year deal away from winning the prize.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Kemp
Outshines
Really
Everyone besides Kershaw

by OB12 on Dec 20, 2011 10:01 AM PST reply actions  

Kershaw
Outshines
Really
Everyone besides Kemp.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 10:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

One thing is becoming abundantly clear: as long as Kemp is the monster who outshines everybody else in the lineup, no Dodger fan is getting a phone.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

Kemp

First one out of the dugout, his physical size, enthusiasm and drive are the engine.

by padrecarroeselmer on Dec 20, 2011 10:03 AM PST reply actions  

I vote for Matt Kemp as core player

He’s one of the top players in baseball, and contributes mightily to the Dodger’s success.

by wonderphenom on Dec 20, 2011 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

Multiple Choice Morning Quiz!

How many time outs is a network allowed during an NFL game, not including halftime?
a)16
b)20
c)24

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 10:08 AM PST reply actions  

I’ll guess 24?

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 20, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

well the answer was b) 20. They’re allowed five per quarter, which is why at the end of quarters they’ll often stick with a game through extended downtime

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks – I’ve always actually kind of wondered about why they don’t go to a commercial sometimes.

by TopDeckTrueBlue on Dec 20, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Clayton Kershaw is the most important person to the Dodgers.

1. He’s a pitcher, you can’t start the game until the pitcher pitches.
2. He’s a pitcher, he starts every play in the game.
3. He’s a Dodger, and proud of it.
4. He’s the reigning Cy Young winner.
5. There’s a set of knives named after him!

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

When you

absolutely need to slice off your arm only a Kershaw knife will do.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I give that picture a D. ;)

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

If the dugout/bullpen system in Busch Stadium (or whatever the hell it’s called) had used Snapdragon processors by Qualcomm, Tony LaRussa wouldn’t have looked like a fool making idiotic pitching changes in the World Series.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Multi World Champion Tony LaRussa

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

For a guy people liked to make fun of, he sure got to the World Series a lot.


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Indeed

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t aware that any of these Dodgers served in the Marines, so I don’t understand why any of them would be a Corps player.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

I sat next to a guy from the Navy at my old job. He tried to pimp me Amway products once.

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

School teachers are mostly in to that stuff around here.

by Xeifrank on Dec 20, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

The Samsung Galaxy S II Skyrocket is for AT&T, so either you’re an AT&T customer, or you need to pay to unlock the phone. I suppose you could always sell it.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 10:15 AM PST reply actions  

SB Nation Android app is now live BTW

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 10:17 AM PST reply actions  

Thanks! Dowload and install complete.

by OB12 on Dec 20, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice, I like this better than the mobile site so far.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 10:30 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

The iPhone app is much better than the mobile site, for sure.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Using it now

But still can’t rec comments or see recs.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 1:47 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Same as iPhone. Less indentation levels too.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Does a Double Del Burger sound good to anyone right now?

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

“Yes” – No one, ever

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah! So that's what Cain meant!

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

when it was hitting the late show circuit, I couldn’t tell if everyone was making fun of the absurdity of saying no in German or if they just didn’t get it

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think there was anything to get. He responded to non yes/no questions with 9-9-9 also.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

As someone who spends most of the day writing snarky tweets about politics on Twitter, Herman Cain was my favorite candidate ever.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I would think it would circle around to being hard again because you get beyond parody at some point. Good to know.

Hell even The Onion just had to go with the completely true “Man who didn’t know China has nukes Presidential campaigned derailed by affair”

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Which was just the perfect headline.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Herman Cain is always circling around to being hard again. Allegedly.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I got a couple of friends who swear to me that’s the Del burgers are just as good as In&Out burgers.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a friend swear to me that Hulk was gonna be a good movie.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The last Hulk movie was decent.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

They replaced the actor because Ed Norton Jr. is a power hungry asshole, not because of his acting abilities.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I really liked the Ang Lee one

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Movie in six words: Nick Nolte turns into giant bubble

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Best. Review. Ever.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 10:30 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I would probably appreciate more if I came into it with that attitude and not wanting two hours of hulk getting angry and punching things.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Full disclosure: I have seen zero minutes of any recent Hulk film.

I would be much more interested if these movies featured Bruce Banner on a long walk on the side of a road while piano music played.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Hulk is a kid’s book. Most of the Marvel universe is more adult now, but Hulk is a kid’s book.

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

HULK JUST PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

z

Not really. A lot of Hulk’s comic book run explores the psyche of a man who suffered physical and emotional abuse as a child. I certainly wouldn’t call the Joe Fixit era of Hulk a ‘kids book’.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Why did he become David Banner in the TV series with Bixby and Ferrigno?


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I think it is David all around; mistake on my part

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

at least I meant to type David as that’s what I was thinking.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Was Bruce in the 60s/70s comics.


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I think I read somewhere that the TV execs didn’t like the connotation that came with name Bruce at the time.

by OB12 on Dec 20, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

It brought them down?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080615120643AAXVqHD

When they made the 70s show, though they believed the name Bruce was too “camp” and so gave him a more bog-standard name.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Recollections of Bruce Wayne?


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

The internet would have exploded back in the day over such a move.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

I guess there had to be one person out there that did.

I just figured that one was Ang Lee.

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder what Ang Lee would have said in response to “Any regrets” if Lee had been in Zombieland instead of Bill Murray.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I also thought Ishtar and Heaven’s Gate were great films. I tend to walk alone.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 1:54 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Juan Uribe

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Never.

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by Julio Pena on Dec 20, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Double Del
Del Ennis
Yoennis

the mind boggles

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Looked up some Nutrition Info on this

It got a D+ grade

560 calories
Calories from fat: 315

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair that’s better than I expected.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

didn’t see this until I posted, good man

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 20, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

NEVER


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I submit

that the Dodgers’ core player is Capang, because if he can put up 360 innings with an ERA+ of 110 this year, all while ROCKING QUALCOMM’S REVOLUTIONARY SNAPDRAGON MULTIPROCESSOR AS HIS POWER SOURCE the Dodgers are gonna win this thing.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

if they each put up 180 innings it’ll either be the most incredible thing since 2009 nlds or most awful thing since 2009 nlcs

by G.Scott on Dec 20, 2011 11:18 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Snapdragon has 15 Value Over Replacement Cores

by Tim Crews' Dastardly Mustache on Dec 20, 2011 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

OK, I'll give a serious answer

We have spoken for years here about the Dodger core: the group of young players who all came up at the same time and formed the last great Dodger team (or were traded for key parts), the teams of 2008-09. Players like Loney and Martin and Ethier, pitchers like Billingsley and Broxton, and shoulda-beens or never-wases like Andy LaRoche and Juan Guzman. Since 2010, we have spoken about how the core has let us down.

But each of these talents has proven flaky. In the wave of young talent, only Kershaw and Kemp have separated themselves from the pack, and even Kemp is one year removed from a season that we can all regard as “disappointing.” Where that got the Dodgers, of course, is that when two players in that core did step forward and put up MVP/CY seasons, the rest of the team was not there to back them up.

The question asks, who is the Dodgers’ core player, the one who is so important to the team’s success… and if there’s one answer I learned from 2011 it’s that it’s nobody. The Dodgers had the shoulda-been MVP and the CY winner, and mustered up mediocrity. On a baseball club, no one player is the core.

Or I can put it more charitably: on a baseball club, the core player is all of them, right down to the last reliever out of the pen. They are all important to the team’s success, and without all of them contributing, the team is not successful.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 10:40 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

This is like when Time made their Person of the Year “You.”

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

or when Frank McCourt built that statue of “The Fans”.

by Xeifrank on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Uh…proposed building…

by berkowit28 on Dec 20, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't complain

He could barely afford to propose it.

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a Wallis Simpson fan? Hate those slow-paced British movies? (I don’t get it.)


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I hated Jordan’s mustache too.


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

what you have against FDR?

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 11:57 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

He was terrible at soccer

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

But he invented Murderball.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 12:14 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

You’d have a better chance of winning if you put that to prose.

by Xeifrank on Dec 20, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Did I write it that poorly, or do you mean poetry?

If it’s the former, well, shit.

If it’s the latter, I can come up with a rhyme, sure.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Did I write it that poorly, or do you mean poetry?

Haha

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

How about if we change this to some of them

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

C’mon even Uribe contributes to the core. He does so by eating.

by OB12 on Dec 20, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Touche.

Just saying that while you need more than 1 or 2 guys, 4 or 5 will do just fine.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Under ideal situations – Kemp, Kershaw, Fielder, Jansen, RDLR, Sands

by OB12 on Dec 20, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Under ideal situations – and not Gordon?

by berkowit28 on Dec 20, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

How about if we change this to some of them

Weasel words won’t win me a phone.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I enjoyed your use of “the slammer” here. Well done.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty safe to say there’s a direct correlation between sports and child molestin.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty safe to say that there’s a direct correlation between children and child molestation.

Neither vague statement means much though.

by VegasBlues on Dec 20, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

You could also say the Northeast apparently breeds pedophiles in pretty high positions.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Kemp because he's the best offensive player

on the Dodgers

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 20, 2011 10:42 AM PST reply actions  

No matter who I think the core player might be

The answer needs to be Matt Kemp, given the $160mm he is now due.

by BFDC on Dec 20, 2011 10:52 AM PST reply actions  

If Kemp held out, he would have probably gotten 10 years, 200 million.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Kemp

he’s out there contributing everyday.

by shaqfor3 on Dec 20, 2011 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

You went to the game last night? Looked like a solid atmosphere on TV

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

it was pretty fun.

DeAndre Jordan had a couple of sick dunks that brought the place down. Also liked what I saw from the our rookie pg.

by shaqfor3 on Dec 20, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Jordan’s first dunk (down the middle) was awesome. I was happy that Bynum got his hands on one of those Chris Paul lobs to DeAndre later in the game. :)

I thought the T on Blake Griffin was weak, that he didn’t hang on the rim that long.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I want to see more Devin Ebanks!

And less Metta World Peace.

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

MWP needs to get in shape

Luke Walton needs to retire

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 11:02 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Also, Chauncey is listed at 6’3" but he seems taller. Maybe it’s just that he was reigning jump shots all night last night.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

They both need to retire.

MWP can’t shoot and is no longer good at defense.

by VegasBlues on Dec 20, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

After only one of practice plenty of players are going to look like crap. Especially the over 30 crowd who got out of shape thinking the season was never going to be played. MWP isn’t going to care about a preseason game. He may be done but basing it on that preseason game seems ridic. Was he so bad last year that he’s useless to this team?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m basing this on his play throughout most of last year. He’s a fun guy to have around but he’s nowhere near the impact player he used to be on defense. His shot always goes through stretches where it looks like some 12 year old is out there playing pickup basketball. It’s that ugly at times.

I would think my comments over time (though I don’t talk basketball all that much on here) would show that I don’t jump to quick conclusions based off of one poor or very good performance. I haven’t really wanted him on the team for a while now.

by VegasBlues on Dec 20, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Just seems there is a huge gap between MWP not being what he was and being so bad that he should retire. Lakers are already quite thin, having MWP retire would do nothing to help the team.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Do the Lakers still need him? Probably. Will he be worth a damn this year? Probably not. I guess he can still eat up some minutes and play some inspired defense from time to time but I don’t think he’s good enough to be starting anymore. The problem is he is too piss poor at shooting to be a good guy to have on the bench.

by VegasBlues on Dec 20, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

VegasBlues = Jim Tracy? ;)

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

For the record, I personally don't think he's useless (yet) no, but am glad Brown is going to have him coming off the bench

rather than starting.
And yes, hard to judge players based on 1 exhibition game after a truncated training. But he did definitely have some very crummy stretches last year where he looked close to done. Still, I don’t think he is done, just that his minutes should be more limited. They have some younger guys like Ebanks and McRoberts who could really help a lot more this season.

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

As long as his minutes are limited I will be at peace with him on the team.

by VegasBlues on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t they amnesty Walton?

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 1:59 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

They will most likely wait until next year to use the amnesty. No need to use it right away as they may have to absorb a bad contract between now and then in a trade.

by VegasBlues on Dec 20, 2011 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

plus

I think this is Walton’s last year under contract

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 2:03 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Amnesty is too good for him

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 20, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

oh man was he awful

one guy in the crowd was shouting “amnesty”

by shaqfor3 on Dec 20, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Pre-season technicals are a joke. Remember the “argue and we’ll T you up” gimmick last year. “This time, we’re cracking down. Until November.”

by G.Scott on Dec 20, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Someone asked about people who receive a brand new car as a Christmas gift. At a Academy Award party a few years ago that commercial came on (Easter Gift), and I asked who the hell gives someone a car as a gift? Of course this 50 year old blond pipes up that her husband did. What do you say when the couple is completely unknown to you? I asked if it was an Acura?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

perfect response.

by G.Scott on Dec 20, 2011 11:09 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Someone I follow on Twitter wrote this version of the car-for Christmas ad:

Husband buys wife a car! Wife expresses horror that he made a major financial decision unilaterally, on impluse!

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I always thought that was awkward. here honey, I got you something that will cost us tens of thousands of dollars, that you may or may not comfortably fit in, and haven’t been able to test drive to see if it’s safe with bliand spots and whatnot. love you!

by G.Scott on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

If I ever see a car with a giant bow on it, I’m going to be severely tempted to throw eggs at it.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

What if it’s a really shitty car?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

It would take a certain sense of humor to put a bow on a Yugo

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

a certain sense of humor

Its called an awesome one :D

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, man. The best version of this joke is to take the wife’s Lexus, park it around the corner, and leave the Yugo in the driveway with the bow around it.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

“But baby, it was on sale! Isn’t that what you always tell me before you spend the entire bank account on a new handbag?”

by EMDarrow on Dec 20, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

anybody ever seen the traveling Yugo Museum? Actually not sure if it travels but I saw it in Chicago. Bloody brilliant.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you really call the Yugo a car?

I think that it was more of a monument to the car. It almost never moved under it’s own power. It was a road navigation hazard. It is the last thing that you want around when it is time to be quiet.

by Grimjack on Dec 20, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Our family "got" a car for Christmas once

Really, my folks decided they needed a station wagon to ferry them and their three sons around, so when we awoke on Christmas 1967 there was a brand new 1967 (you can bet my dad got a good deal with the ’68s out) white American Motors “Rebel” station wagon on our front lawn that Santa Claus had brought.

This is a ’67, but with a fancier finish, ours was just white. I believe those things came with a 200 hp V-8 engine standard.


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

is that third window truck space? Another bench seat? coffin storage?

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Good lord, do you seriously not know what a “station wagon” is? Is the concept that out of date?

The thing is an SUV precursor. Behind the rear seat was usually a third bench seat that folded down to create a flat storage space. The Rebel’s rear seat faced backwards, so Dad could crack there rear window enough to suck in enough exhaust fumes to gas the rambunctious youngsters into submission


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

the first car I remember my family driving was my grandparent’s old station wagon. My only real memory of it was the night we got into a car crash. Whether or not it had a third bench seat escapes eight year old me.

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

The modern version of the station wagons are the hatchbacks.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

My uncle had a Ford Taurus wagon in the 1980s and I remember siting in the way back facing cars behind us on the way to family vacations, etc.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That just kills me. We also had a white station wagon, on our family trips the three boys got the 2nd row of seats, Tom and I got thrown in the back (no fold down seats), where my GI Joes and I played baseball for however long the trip was.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

American Motors was the weirdest car company

My dad bought my mother a Javelin, which was way too much car for her. I used to floor it and the wheels would spin without going anywhere.

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It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 20, 2011 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Gremlin
Pacer

They were different

Didn’t know they didn’t buy the Jeep brand until 1970.

Someone should bring back the Rambler name, it was a great car name.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My first car was a ’66 Rambler.


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

69 AMX was badass

My dad had one with the 390 and a heasrt shift kit, that succker was fast.

by MammothDodger on Dec 20, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Roy Oswalt is seeking a one year deal now. Something like the Andy Pettitte 1/16 seems about right but man it would be funny if he got less guaranteed than Aaron Harang.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

that would make me :(

by BFDC on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

BFDC Smash?

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Breaking

NCAA will give Ohio St. 1 year bowl ban. Jim Tressel hit with a show-cause penalty

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

Urban Meyer to announce he needs one more year’s worth of time with his family.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Urban Meyer announced OSU to play in Mexico Bowl in Estadio Azteca. Says, “exercise your powers here, NCAA”

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that bowl game owned and operated by The Ocho?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

oh you know it. Only available through streaming on Sega Dreamcast

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Bonuses Urban Meyer won’t be getting next year: $150,000 for a BCS game, $250,000 for a BCS title appearance.

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

still dont get how auburn managed to get away with whatever it was that went down with cam newton.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 20, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Specifically, enough time that the coaches are no longer there and kids who were in high school when it went on are the ones who get punished.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Peyton Manning on the Seahawks next year. Book it.
Adam Schein @AdamSchein 2h


what a spot with bill polian. if you listened closely, caldwell is out, there is a 0% chance they trade top pick, and they will draft luck.
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by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

Brett Favre stuck around for two years after Aaron Rodgers was drafted

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Quarterback percolation is always a good thing.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I hear that percolated coffee is fine at first, but like ten mins later it’s disgusting. Regardless, I want an old percolator

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re not pressing your coffee you’re not drinking coffee.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re missing so many letters :(

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 20, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I only percolator I have anymore is my camping coffee pot. Camping coffee never lasts long enough to get disgusting.


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

As much as it pains me to say it, Luck is probably good enough to start right away.

by puresilence on Dec 20, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Even with Peyton’s injury, I think you can get a first rounder for him, and that team needs a lot of help.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt someone will take on his contract with all the questions surrounding him as well as give up an asset as valuable as a first round draft pick, does’t hurt to ask I guess.

by gdl on Dec 20, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Yet the Raiders did for Carson Palmer.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point, think the Raiders are only on the hook for 2.5 mil this year though and only 5 mil guaranteed for next year. Also, Manning’s situation seems a bit unprecedented as far as the procedures/stem cell work done. I see your point though, just saying I find it very unlikely given Manning is due about 23 mil/ per year the next two seasons.

by gdl on Dec 20, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

All Ireland, all the time.
John Ireland @LAIreland 26s


Yes…for pre and post game RT @Craigmackk: Are you staying with KCBS/KCAL now that you are the new Lakers’ play-by-play radio announcer?

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 11:50 AM PST reply actions  

They must spend a fortune powdering his forehead.
/cheap joke.


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

He goes through a lot of brill cream

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 11:58 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I watched the game last night on FSW

How was Ireland’s radio debut as the play-by-play guy? I know Spero Dieds was awesome, but as long as John didn’t embarrass himself, I might use him as the audio for the games: didn’t really care for Bill McDonald.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Dec 20, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Its just amazing that the Lakers are forced to use Ireland and McDonald for games now. Somebody in Lakerland just totally dropped the ball on this.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

It was days like yesterday

that made me miss Chick Hearn even more.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Dec 20, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Who is the biggest Dodger homer on the radio today?

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Ireland becoming the laker announcer and taking the spot once associated with the greatest NBA play by play man in history, means Vic the Brick could be the man to eventually replace Vin Scully.

if that doesn’t soil your shorts you have a strong constitution

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Macdonald wasn’t too bad. But I was pretty into the game and not listening to him too much.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ralph Lawler was good but Bingo seemed to be the only word he knew last night:)

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

His bingo muscle got a workout, that’s for sure. I will probably listen to him on Wednesday.

I didn’t fully check but I don’t think the Lakers are broadcasting that game, at least I didn’t see it on KCAL in my guide. It will be on Prime Ticket and NBA TV though.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Chauncy threw one up from at least four feet behind the arc as though he’s been doing it his whole career. Swish.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

It will be on KCAL.

"It's a five letter word, S-T-R-I-K-E."

by Alex41592 on Dec 20, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I picked #4….

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 20, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I hung up because the choices I wanted weren’t there.


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by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, Bored to death was a hoot

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I'm bummed, the last two seasons were great. Loved Danson.

The other two kinda deserved the axe, but not B2D. Bummer.

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Ethan Martin

is pitching in the Puerto Rican Winter League.

He’s made 5 appearances:
5 games, 4 starts, 20.1 IP, 1.33 ERA, 14 hits, 16 walks, 10 SO.

Weird combination of numbers there. Interesting that they have him starting…

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by latenite on Dec 20, 2011 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

Man, all over the place. An extreme MacDougal if you will.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 12:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Vance Lovelace is beaming as only Vance can beam.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i believe they said in the Baseball America chat

that they are going to try him as a starter again next season

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 20, 2011 12:22 PM PST up reply actions  

and if i didn't read it there

i saw it somewhere else because that is def the rumor that he’s going to start again

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 20, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

If wonder if his low ERA is explained by either really good or bad defense.

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by latenite on Dec 20, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

luck

he has it

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

the team's core

Kemp and Kershaw, most definitely.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 20, 2011 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

Tuesday Trivia

What right handed power hitting platoon player has had the following OPS over the last three years?
.782
.827
.851
with a batting average never exceeding .247

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like

Mike Cameron territory.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Dec 20, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Mike is going the wrong way
.795
.729
.643

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Andruw Jones?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 1:04 PM PST up reply actions  

There it is. I thought of him after I put down Gomes.

by OB12 on Dec 20, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I know you said platoon (which I assume meant position player)

but I still have to inquire…Rod Barajas? :-)

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Dec 20, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Just now realized

Christmas is Sunday, meaning the NBA is opening against a full slate of NFL games. Perhaps Christmas Eve launch would have been better?

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

nevermind, just realized only NBC is doing football on Sunday. Every other game is on Saturday. NFL moved first

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 12:29 PM PST up reply actions  

lucky for the NBA. NFL would have crushed it.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 12:32 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I’m reading “These guys have all the fun,” its about the history of ESPN, and man was the NFL the white whale for the network for their early days.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm.

“From hell’s heart, I stab at thee” the man said.

Hell’s heart = Disney?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

according to most people that have worked for the company, sure

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

They treated me OK until they fired me for no reason.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that happened to my friend Fred too, right before he was to qualify for his lifetime Disneyland pass

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC there were only two original NBA games scheduled for Christmas (Bulls/Lakers and Heat/Mavs) and they bumped it up to five when that became the new opening day.

(It may have been three original games, but I can’t remember if Knicks/Celtics was always there)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

New Year's Day is going to be weirder than usual though.

Since it will be all NFL, and basically no college games for once. Weird.

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Which means they are dishonoring my birthday and should be punished

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by underdog on Dec 20, 2011 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

That blows

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

why

do you have to work on the 2nd?

by delias man on Dec 20, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

This (no NCAA big bowl games) happens every time New Year’s is a Sunday, I believe. I don’t believe the Rose Bowl and Rose Parade have ever been on a Sunday.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuroda

Per Tim Brown

While none of this is new or a surprise, I heard Monday morning that Kuroda was close to agreeing to a new contract and it wouldn’t be with the Dodgers. The Seattle Mariners said it wasn’t them, and the Arizona Diamondbacks, Colorado Rockies, Texas Rangers, Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees, among others, answered similarly: "Not us."

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 1:08 PM PST reply actions  

Angels

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My first thought too

by BFDC on Dec 20, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems to be the only team left. on the West Coast.

Maybe he’s become a Nat man:)

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Heard some audio from Jason Kubel's conf call with AZ media

Kubel said the Dodgers were his first choice. Said he had discussions with the Dodgers “quite a bit” but it sounded like what the Dodgers were offering wasn’t near Arizona. Asked how difficult it was to choose between LA and Arizona, Kubel said it was “very easy” to choose the D-Backs

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 1:10 PM PST reply actions  

Wonder if they wanted to sign him to play LF everyday or most days?

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Most days. Only Matt Kemp plays every day.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 20, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s moot now, but I’m curious if he would’ve been the “starter” over Rivera.

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

One of the strangest Dodger winters in my lifetime. To be expected given everything that is happening. One is left to wonder if they would be shipping Andre out thus the interest in Kubel and Coco or simply going with major platoons in 2012.
Andre / Rivera
Kubel / Sands
Loney / Rivera or Sands

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wonder if all these shitty veteranny deals were part of making the team ‘attractive’ to new buyers? Or look more stable? I have no idea but Im trying to make some sense to this insanity.

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 20, 2011 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

like I said earlier

Brewster’s Millions

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 20, 2011 1:17 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I doubt the product on the field (outside of high priced players like Kemp or good cost controlled guys like Kershaw) have much of an effect on how much the team sells for. The new media deal, owning the stadium, ticket sales, and other stuff like that will be what decides how much the team sells for.

by VegasBlues on Dec 20, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Capang for two years, let’s offer them another 100 Million

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Wanted to play near home but the money wasn’t right

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 20, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna be busy at SBN LA

Starting Christmas Day through April 7, there are only two days without a game from either the Lakers, Clippers, Kings, or Ducks: January 27 and February 24 (both Fridays)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

Talk about chutzpah, the Clipper Season Ticket package actually has the Post Season Tickets attached. And that was before any deals involving Butler, Billups, and Paul. That was with Kamen, Gordon, and Aminu gracing the tickets. Ticket Manager must have had a fun time.

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Mattingly does ballet

Did this get posted earlier?

Don Mattingly in drag, in the Nutcracker.

http://tristatehomepage.com/fulltext?nxd_id=326057

by Just Jake on Dec 20, 2011 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

Yes

but this needs to be a front page story. Mother Ginger

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by meercatjohn on Dec 20, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

UH Warrior Football
NORM CHOW APPROVED AS NEXT UH FOOTBALL COACH – Hawaii News – Honolulu Star-Advertiser fb.me/1me0Z8XXw

Good luck to him, I guess.

by VegasBlues on Dec 20, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

He seems to be heading down Oblivion Avenue

Maybe he should start drawing his pension

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 20, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodger Core

Obviously Kemp and Kershaw. If you had to push me into a corner and chose one it would be Kemp….I do believe that Ethier is just as important this year, because if he bounces back and can play the whole season it will be a big boost. To give us something positive to think about, what if Ethier never hits 30 HRS again but hits 40 doubles and improves against lefties-maybe that is possible.

by wineracquet on Dec 20, 2011 1:38 PM PST reply actions  

Ethier must have a larget impact this year

I fully expect Kemp to do as well or close to what he did last season but Ethier must be the one to help protect Kemp in the lineup. With all the hoopla over getting a power bat in the lineup, Ethier is the best in-house candidate to take a “Matt Kemp” leap.

by Sonic8 on Dec 21, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

A local political blogger/activist passed away Sunday of colon cancer. Really sad and it hit me pretty hard, I knew her since I started my political blog and she gave me a lot of advice on politics and writing on the internet the past few years.

Anyway, I wrote something about her and here it is if anyone is interested.

Cancer really does suck.

by fbihop on Dec 20, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

Casey Blake is a Rockie
harding_at_mlb Thomas Harding
Casey Blake has agreed to terms with Rockies, pending physical, Rox GM Dan O’Dowd announced.

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 2:26 PM PST reply actions  

I might be the only one

but I’m gonna miss The Beard.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Dec 20, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I will miss him, too, for these reasons:

- he was easy to root for
- Juan Uribe, who is hard to root for, is playing third base
- depending on how you figure it, Casey Blake might be the third-best third baseman LA has ever seen, behind only Cey and Beltre

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s no might about it.

Granted it’s not like there’s a ton of options. Who knew that Casey Blake had the 4th most plate appearances for an LA 3rd baseman.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

True

My memories of Tim Wallach blasting home runs into the cool L.A. night seem somewhat distorted now by my then-nine-yea-old mind. I liked Todd Zeile, too.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Dec 20, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Blake out hit Wallach by a ton but Todd Zeile is probably number 4 or 5 on the All Time list. Now that’s just sad.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems more than fair. $3 million if he’s healthy? If he can answer the bell, that is a good price. There’s just too great a chance that he’s be hurt/old, so any team with him needs another viable plan.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Now half of the Dodgers’ 10 free agents have signed somewhere:

Barajas (Pit)
Blake (Col)
Broxton (KC)
Carroll (Min)
Rivera (LA)

The five that remain: Garland, Kuroda, MacDougal, Miles, and Padilla

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My predictions

Garland – retire/NRI invite
Kuroda – 1/$15MM deal w/ LAAoA
MacDougal – Ned Special (2/$8MM deal, broken up as $750K/$4.25MM w/ $3MM deferred)
Miles – 2/$10MM deal w/ SEA or DET
Padilla – starts season rehabbing neck, signs MiLB deal during ASW, shoots himself in foot, nixes said deal

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Dec 20, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

shoots himself in foot

The proper term is “plaxidently”

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Excellent.

"Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors." -- Dr. Sheldon Cooper

by TomasC on Dec 20, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

LAAoA = HAHA

If Miles got that contract, we couldn’t rip on Ned anymore, could we?

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 20, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Reunited with Cuddyer

Good luck to him.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 3:07 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

It wasn’t Cuddyer that was blocking Blake.

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 3:11 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Prospect Mini Camp

Gurnick

Pitchers (8): Steven Ames, Michael Antonini, Rubby De La Rosa, Stephen Fife, Shawn Tolleson, Josh Wall, Allen Webster and Chris Withrow.

Position players (7): Alex Castellanos, Griff Erickson, Tim Federowicz, Tyler Henson, Alfredo Silverio, Scott Van Slyke and Matt Wallach.

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 2:38 PM PST reply actions  

only surprise to me is Tyler Henson

i’ve already done my write-up on him and he didn’t seem too special, although he did already play a full year at AAA as a 23 year old

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 20, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

it terms of suprises of guys who weren't invited

I thought Songco would for sure be there and I thought Lemmerman might go as well

by Brandon Lennox on Dec 20, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Songco is definitely surprising.

They must not think highly of Kyle Russell.

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

What’s Rubby going to do there? General training, fielding, running around? Batting? I wonder if it’s even OK for him to throw the ball fielding?

by berkowit28 on Dec 20, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Dont they have class type things where they talk about how to handle yourself as a big leaguer and things like that? Maybe hes going for that sort of thing in spite of already being in the big leagues..

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 20, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

learning how to balance a checkbook. getting lectured on staying away from hoes. the perils of herpes.

by delias man on Dec 20, 2011 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

They cause you to piss hot on a drug test?

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

He can participate in workouts at least; also, the guys go around to parts of Los Angeles, like visiting Childrens Hospital and other places.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS
dylanohernandez Dylan Hernandez
At last, Ronald Belisario has a visa. His agent says he will be with the #Dodgers when they open camp: lat.ms/ugLt23

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

Eff MacDougal now, right?

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned Colletti does not make plans that include counting on Ronald Belisario.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 20, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

However, he does make plans that include counting on his fingers.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Is there anyone you’d actually take off the 40 man for Bellisario?

Troncoso I guess.

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Tron, Oeltjen, Mitchell

by silverwidow on Dec 20, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You do remember how terrible Bellisario was the last time he was here right?

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by regfairfield on Dec 20, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

basically the same pitcher but hes gonna come cheaper and should be used strictly in blowouts. MacDougal will do same thing but only in the 7/8th inning

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 20, 2011 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Now all he needs is a mastercard and he’s all set.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 20, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

but don’t get an American Express, paying back the whole balance each month is rubbish

by Josie Becker on Dec 20, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve done that ever since I’ve had a credit card. Otherwise they make money off of you and I refuse to be a debt slave.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 3:10 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

I should rephrase

I refuse to be that much of a debt slave. Some things are unavoidable.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

We officially have the ugliest team in history

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 20, 2011 3:01 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

No MacDougal sounds good to me

by NotJoeTorre on Dec 20, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That is news.

Now – do you think he makes it first day of camp?

I’m going to go out on a limb here, and say if he doesn’t make it by 2nd day of camp, he won’t get there at all.

by berkowit28 on Dec 20, 2011 2:56 PM PST reply actions  

Bill Conlin was a frequent guest on the Sports Reporter every Sunday morning. Think they’ll mention it at all?

by Tripon on Dec 20, 2011 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

Dodger's Core player:

Juan Uribe. As Juan goes so goes the Dodgers, if he produces like he did for the Gnats we will get solid, but unspectacular production and late order run production. I can see that If Juan is not healthy he will be the beginning of the fall off for the Dodgers, we would then have to start Kennedy and bring up who ever we have in the minors to address bench depth and this would start the dominos falling.

by Grimjack on Dec 20, 2011 3:43 PM PST reply actions  

The core player on the Dodgers can’t be Kemp. He couldn’t even with the MVP when the BBWAA had the opportunity to set a horrible precedent.
It can’t be Kershaw. He can’t even feed every kid in Africa.
It can’t be Ethier. He was a non-tender candidate, if only in his own mind.
It can’t be Billingsley. I saw it in his eyes.
It can’t be Lilly. We’ve already traded him once.
It can’t be Loney. He’s two different people.
It can’t be Gwynn. His name is too Friary.
It can’t be Jansen. He hasn’t even caught in years.
It can’t be Uribe. That’s why he is so emo.
It is Vin Scully.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 20, 2011 9:21 PM PST reply actions  

Kemp and dee go hard

any day is a good day to be a Dodgers, Eagles, Penguins, Clippers, Texas A&M fan! except when they lose
I was born the year Brett Favre started playing.... amazing
If you're a troll, bandwagoner, or NNAMDI iZ SO GREATZ-er fuck off or i will go apeshit on you

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DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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Current 40-man roster count: 42
(incl. De La Rosa & Hawksworth)

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Manager

Eric___ned___reporters_2011_trade_deadline_small Eric Stephen

Editors

100_1427_small Phil Gurnee

Dgy_small David Young

Hanauma_bay_small Chad Moriyama

2501_small Michael White

Raptors_small Brandon Lennox

Img_0103_small CraigMinami