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Aaron Harang, Jerry Hairston Hop On The Dodgers' Two-Year Train

Teammates, helping each other.

On the first day of the winter meetings, the Dodgers have been very active. They are reportedly close to two-year deals with both utility man Jerry Hairston Jr. and starting pitcher Aaron Harang, both presumably backloaded to shoehorn them into the tight 2012 budget.

The 2013 team is beginning to look a lot like the 2012 team.

Harang, who turns 34 in March, is "very close" to a done deal, per Dylan Hernandez of the Los Angeles Times. Ken Rosenthal of Fox Sports reports the deal in the $12 million range (first thought: wow). He was 14-7 with a 3.64 ERA last season with the San Diego Padres, but after factoring in the pitcher-friendly Petco Park as his home he ever so slightly below average last year. His last two years have seen a sharp decline in his strikeout rate (7.7 per nine innings from 2008-2009 to 6.6 in 2010-2011) and an increase in walks (2.4 per nine to 3.1 over the same two-year periods).

Harang's last three years have also been injury-prone, as he has missed time for an appendectomy and injuries to his back, right ankle, foot, and right wrist all since 2009. From 2009-2011 Harang averaged 25 starts and 148 innings per season. The Padres declined their half of Harang's $5 million mutual option for 2012.

Hairston's deal, now done, is worth $6 million. He will get $2.25 million in 2012 and $3.75 million in 2013, per Dylan Hernandez of the LA Times. The 35-year old hit .270/.344/.383 with the Washington Nationals and Milwaukee Brewers in 2011, and has played pretty much everywhere in the last few years. Since 2009, Hairston has started 86 games at third base, 81 games at shortstop, 72 games at second base, 32 starts in left field, 14 starts in center field, and five games in right field.

In other news, the Dodgers placed outfielder Jamie Hoffmann on outright waivers, removing him from the 40-man roster, and he was claimed by the Colorado Rockies. The Dodgers had a full 40-man roster coming into Monday, so they will need to make another roster move to make room for both Harang and Hairston.

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You guys remember that fanpost where someone said, "Stop calling Ned a moron. He’s not a moron!" ?

Ned: "Your move."

by truemontenegro on Dec 5, 2011 3:36 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

But the Hairstons are such a deal. Two pair!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

uribe

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

But think of the improvement we just made!

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by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Have the Dodgers become the oldest team in baseball?

Matt Treanor – turns 36 in March
Adam Kennedy turns 36 in January
Juan Rivera – turns 34 in July
Chris Capuano – he’s 33.
Aaron Harang – turns 34 in March
Jerry Hairston
turns 36 in May
Mark Ellis – turns 35 in June

All these guys combined could have bought someone good and in their primes.

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 3:42 PM PST reply actions  

well that didnt work, but you get the point.

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I prefer it with the crossing out.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

HGH and Steroids are now banned.
So depending on these old players on the downside of their careers seems like a risky proposition.

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

We could have had Fielder

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

what is this

22 million? And then cut loney and thats another 6 to put elswhere. Yeesh.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

but at 1WAR/year each, they’re more productive than fielder!

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

ned is just trying to raise the WAR/$ leve for this year

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Ignoring Kennedy/Treanor since they are marginally more expensive than a rookie, Dodgers will pay Ellis, Rivera, and Capuano $9.5 million in 2012. Add in Harang and Hairston and it’s probably $16m or so.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t actually complain if it wasn’t going to fuck up 2013 payroll.

by BFDC on Dec 5, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ann 2013, Elis, Rivera (assuming his option is picked up), Capuano, Harang and Hairston will make around $30mil

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

basically we could have had fielder

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I would have taken Fielder and a bunch of rookie spare parts in a heartbeat over this pile of crap.

by BFDC on Dec 5, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too.

It’s a no-brainer.

It probably actually slightly reduces the team’s chances in 2012, but Fielder would be on the team for a long time. That is a great piece to build around. And if any of the rookie spare parts stick, you are like a pig in shit.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly. Get elite talent while you can, don’t clog up payroll with shit. How hard is that.

I actually wish Ned had his hands tied more this year.

by BFDC on Dec 5, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yep, and you’d think it would have helped fan enthusiasm/ticket sales as well.
Prince Fielder is an easy sell to fans.

Not this group that Ned has bought.

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I spitballed Hairston/Harang together as $6.5 million in 2012 and $11.5 million in 2013, so if that is true and Rivera’s option gets picked up we are looking at:

$16 million in 2012
$26.75 million in 2013

for those 5 players

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

With some backloading

we could have had Pujols AND Rivera!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that's a high god damn jump

Jesus…

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 5, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

So how screwed up is our 2013 payroll now?

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 3:44 PM PST reply actions  

Depending on backloading we’re up somewhere from 110-115

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by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

very.

but at least not a dime of it goes into 2014.

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I STILL WANT A PONY

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

you have to save for college.

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Sellers will not be on the opening day roster, barring several injuries.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Its going to really bum people out

when Sands and Gordon put up 3 war each and lead us to the playoffs with Kemp

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 3:45 PM PST reply actions  

We’ll have the most expensive bench ever if that happens.

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

thus saving Neds job

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

honestly, that seems like what the next two seasons will ride on, whether or not Sands and Gordon are legit.

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

or suck balls when we can’t sign anyone in 2013 to put us over the hump when we are saddled with another $30mm in shit.

by BFDC on Dec 5, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Prediction

Adding Harang will prevent Rubby De La Rosa from achieving super 2 status.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 3:46 PM PST reply actions  

i’m not sure how that works with him being all DL’d and such. doe he go back on the MLB DL and get service time?

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

If I'm correct

He’s still on the MLB DL so he’s still on the service time clock. Once he goes for a rehab assignment, the team can decide to option him at the end of that assignment. Since he was called up in May 2011, he’s certain to be a super2 if he doesn’t get optioned down.

Of course, this would be a super2 going into 2014.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

If Rubby gets two full years of service time in 2012-2013 he’ll be at 2 years, 128 days. That would probably be Super Two, but not comfortable calling it a lock even with the threshold increasing from top 17% to top 22%. He would likely be a Super Two after 2013 in that case, but there is a chance he wouldn’t be, even without getting optioned.

So yeah, back to your point, it seems likely Rubby will not be a Super Two after 2013.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

So

MEllis gets 2/8.75
Rivera 1/4.5
Kennedy 1/800k
Treanor 1/1m
Capuano 2/10
Harang 2/12
Hairston 2/6

Guerrier goes from 1.5m to 4.75/4.75 [!!]
Uribe from 5m to 8/7/+1

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 3:46 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

And all those guys are in their mid 30s

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/04/2013-mlb-free-agents.html

check out anyone that says “club option” next to their name. Some will get extended (Cano for one, won’t see free agency until he’s 50), but the might be some exciting guys there. I’m looking at you, Brian McCann (won’t happen)

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

It really is amazing. He should write a book or something

by BFDC on Dec 5, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

theres a few wins in all this

At least he didnt sign them for 3 years

by matthewmafa on Dec 5, 2011 3:49 PM PST reply actions  

the plan

in all honesty and seriousness, what the fuck is it?

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 5, 2011 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

Hope Gordon wins the MVP.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

He will steal 113 bases and hit .399

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

But will he slug .400?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Who cares? That’s still a great OPS.

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re punting, why spend any money at all?

Aaron Harang isnt going to put butts in the seats.
Neither will Cap, Ellis, Rivera, Treanor, Hairston

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Treanor will put Misty May’s butt in a seat. I’d like to… oh, never mind.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a great question.

This is exactly the kind of team I hate: not good enough to compete, not bad enough to get a good pick.

The Dodgers are following the Houston Astros model. The farm system will continue to suffer. In 2014, Kershaw will get traded for a Happ type. In 2015, Kemp will get traded for useful prospects that are a long way off. The team will lose 120 games and rebuild from there.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No because Ned will be gone by then thank god

by BFDC on Dec 5, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

the dodgers are 100% better off than the Astros in both MLB and MiLB talent.

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

For now.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

James Loney hits 30 home runs
Kemp has the best two year non Barry stretch of the last 50 years
Gordon hits .300
Ethier bounces back completely
No one gets hurt at all.

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by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 3:52 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

a successful season might require several infielders getting injured

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly if Ethier goes back to normal

Loney hits an .850 OPS, and Uribe contributes at all this offense won’t be a joke. That’s assuming Kemp can still OPS .875 or more as well.

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by Ivdown on Dec 5, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

agreed.

my prediction is that any dip in kemp’s numbers will be more than compensated by ethier

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned’s setting him up for a challenge. It’s like come July, he’ll have a lightning round.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

dumbpants

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

BillShaikin
Source: #Dodgers not getting calls on Andre Ethier, not interested in trading him anyway.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

The way this team is shaping up, I’m gonna get to use Donald praying in the runaway camper before I know it : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 5, 2011 4:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like Ned needs to watch Donald in Mathemagic land.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned must spend $12 for $10 gift cards

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 3:52 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Hey, if there is a 33 year and older league for 5th starters and utility players, we’ll surely be #1.

Holy fuck Ned, you’re outdoing yourself here.

by UCLADodger32 on Dec 5, 2011 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

Wonder what Ethier’s thinking.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Gonna get paid.

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by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 3:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If he’s on this team on August 1, 2012 I will literally shit myself with surprise

by BFDC on Dec 5, 2011 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

ok then

So at 2:01 PDT on 7/31, you’ll know whether or not to go buy some diapers.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 3:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Depends on how he does this year. New compensation rules say we have to offer him something like 1/16 if we want a comp pick.

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by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

thought it was a contract with $12mil annual salary minimum

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

The second digit might be written like a 2, but Ned reads it as a 6.

by The Dude Abides on Dec 5, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Knew it was the average of the top 125 contracts and estimated. 12.4 this year, probably something like 13 next year. So unless Ethier repeats 2011 we should get a comp pick.

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by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned trying to lower the compensation level by raising the floor, it’s brilliant!

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Ethier could break both his middle fingers after getting elected to the All-Star Game.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 3:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I want to set Alex Tamin on fire

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 3:59 PM PST reply actions  

We should've known

If Alex Tamin had been working for the Yankees in the 60s, he have traded Mickey — Alex Tamin anagrams to I Ax Mantle.

Clearly, he has no idea what he’s doing.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Menial Tax

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

You know, I’d be perfectly okay with all of these moves if I could bang Domestico just once.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 4:00 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

The proper perspective right here.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I almost spit water all over my desk

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i would not stop at once

by delias man on Dec 5, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So why did Ned really not want Kuroda back?
Do you think he burnt some bridges when he refused the trade?

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

ned doesn't like guys older then 36

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s back to Colletti’s obsession with depth.

In 2012 dollars, he chose Ellis/Rivera/Capuano over Sellers (or Kennedy, whatever)/Sands/Kuroda.

I don’t agree with what he did, but in theory I can see why he did it. I’m just not a fan of giving any of these dudes two years.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Tim Brown
Dodgers still have a ways to go to seal Harang. Being aggressive with very little payroll to work with.

There is hope! It could fall through (not likely)

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

“All right, Aaron. If you’re traded, your option year vests. Also, if you receive even as much as one 10th place vote in the Cy Young voting, you receive $22,000,000.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Since CY only goes to five, it’s brilliant!

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Hoffmann

I bet he’ll get more of a shot with the Rockies than the Dodgers ever gave him. His speed and defense will be an advantage in the outfield at Coors.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 5, 2011 4:01 PM PST reply actions  

Hoffman also got a shot with the Yankees

and they gave him back

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

That was 2 years ago, and he had a pretty good offensive season last year…didn’t Victorino go through the rule 5 draft twice before sticking with the Phillies?

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 5, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Especially since Spilborghs is likely to be non-tendered

He’s decent RH OF depth

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by Muzia on Dec 5, 2011 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He can probably fill the Spilborghs role for a min salary.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

using a less-experienced, less-expensive player over a more-experienced, more-expensive player with about the same upside?

mind blown.

by truemontenegro on Dec 5, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s clearly not the way it’s supposed to be done!

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a reason we’ve never won a division title…

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by Muzia on Dec 5, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But then my Dodgers Jerry Hairston jersey would be useless!

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of things on this team to complain about. Losing Hoffmann…get to the back of the line.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

/slinks back to Purple Row

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by Muzia on Dec 5, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll never forget that play Hoffmann made in Chicago I think in 2010? The diving catch in RF, then thew the runner out at home… Nothing that special about it, but was a really nice play.

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

My complaining priorities are all messed up – thanks, Ned!

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 5, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm actualy more worried about the Texans losing their punter

then I am about AJ.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

haha ok man, calm down.

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

AJ will be fine

Punter is out for the year. Our punting problems where actually a huge issue last year. Expect our D to start giving up more points. Sorry silverwidow

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Good thing I found some chump to buy half my ticket package. This team is not as fun to watch as it was potentially going to be 2 days ago.

by delias man on Dec 5, 2011 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

Is there any Argentine player, who, signing with the Galaxy, would get you interested in going to some games?

by Josie Becker on Dec 5, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

no.

i dont really like Argentine players, just be default i know who most of them are now. I like Boca.

by delias man on Dec 5, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah that hand of god guy, sign him up!

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

im jk, he’s pretty old now… but maybe he could still play well in the MLS

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Does MLS test for cocaine?

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I think this might be the first thing you and I have ever agreed upon here.

On Friday, I was thinking, “Wow, these prices are OK, and the team will be entertaining — sure, I’ll sign up.”

Now, I’m like, “F that.”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

well, i still want to go to games though. “i am clearly not like fuck that.”

by delias man on Dec 5, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

phew

glad you guys could disagree on something

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I will go to games. I just don’t know that I will go out of my way to go to as many games as…..

…oh, who the fuck am I kidding. I am a total sucker.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah im not completely in the fuck it stage either…. I mean, its a great place to get fucked up at, they got dodger dogs, garlic fries, and wall to wall hot latina chicks everywhere… yeah, for those reasons, ill still go!

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

oh and the friday night fireworks…love them fireworks… and going on the field and walking out through the Dodger bullpen is pretty cool too.

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

you dont have to say latina

they are all mexican girls. Central American girls dont go to DS.

by delias man on Dec 5, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

haha ok, Mexican chicks!! with the occational white chick sprinkled in here and there….

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

who the fuck says chicks? this is just as bad as “hella”

by delias man on Dec 5, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

bro,

those mint chicks are hella dope

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

huh?

people keep talking about me

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions  

chicks is still a commonly used word in the valley. What you talkin about?

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I mean, I could call them something else but I already get killed enough here…

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

well what do you call them then? Actually what I hate is old lady, or ol lady…. fuck it I cant go, my ol lady wont let me….

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

im down with hyna though.

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

hynas or hoes usually

by delias man on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

You guys notice that Laynce Nix got 2 yrs 2.5 million and he’s basically the same thing as Rivera – only real skill is hitting LHP

by truemontenegro on Dec 5, 2011 4:04 PM PST reply actions  

Except Rivera doesn’t have a superfluous y in his name.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Jayson (his brother from ANOTHER mother)’s was Werth a pretty penny.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 5, 2011 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Colletti clearly wasn’t in the zone when he gave Rivera that second year club option. He’s hitting his stride now.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

So I guess Hairston goes into Hoffmann’s roster spot and we’ll need to clear another when Harang is official.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 4:05 PM PST reply actions  

Also, that’s a lot of H’s.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t give a definition to ‘Ned Guy’ that well, but I know Aaron Harang is one.

Also, the 2012 team is going to be unshockingly cromulent.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 4:08 PM PST reply actions  

Your 2012 Dodgers

C
A. Ellis, Treanor

INF
Loney (3), M. Ellis (4), Gordon (6), Hairston (5), Uribe (4,5,6), Kennedy (4,5), Sands (3,7,9)

OF
Rivera (7), Kemp (8), Ethier (9), Gwynn (8,9)

SP
Kershaw, Billingsley, Lilly, Capuano, Harang

RP
Guerrier, Jansen, Guerra, Hawksworth, Elbert, Lindblom, Troncoso

Batting lineup
Gordon, M. Ellis, Ethier, Kemp, Loney, Rivera, Hairston, A. Ellis

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

Still time to give Varitek two years to start at catcher.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Put Uribe as the starter and dump Tron for someone else. That’s probably more likely.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like a solid team. I think Uribe will start at 3B and I think Sands will beat out Rivera in ST and start in LF. I think that this team will win 85-88 games as constructed with the chance to reach 90 if we can make a splash this summer at the trade deadline. I think we could be a wildcard team this year which isn’t bad considering the ownership change.

by dodgers4life on Dec 5, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

If

Loney plays like Jim instead of James
Mark Ellis has his best year ever
Gordon bats over .300
Juan Uribe plays like it’s 2010
Kemp and Kershaw play like it’s 2011
Ethier comes back strong
Billingsley rebounds to 2008 levels
Harang can keep the ball in the park

That’s a decent chance at winning 90 games

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Thank you, Rudyard Kipling :)

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

you're better this

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

than/then

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

hahah

micheal white was the first to post this…. of course he was talking about basketball, but it just stuck with me. it’s the new D4P.

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Hairston deal done

$2.25m in 2012, $3.75m in 2013, per Dylan

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

I’m assuming this means that Juan Uribe is going to be a bench player this year.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Looking back, Jamey Carroll ruled.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned got a winner in Carroll

and went to the well 586 times too often

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, I like the Theriot deal a lot (serviceable piece for nontender candidate), but I didn’t think we’d sign three 2b’s to replace him.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Still the best deal of the offseason.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Which only puts into perspective how awful the offseason has been.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We haven’t seen the reliever deal yet. C’mon. You know he’s gonna sign one. I’m calling two years.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I swear to god, if colletti gives jason isringhausen a two year deal im gonna plotz

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

There is a very real lack of closing experience in our pen. Just sayin’ . . .

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

i know.

this just seems like a deal that will happen.

by court168627 on Dec 5, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Capuono will end up being the reliever signing.

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

His arm couldn’t hold up ;)

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, FUCK this
Jon_Heyman
#dodgers offering harang a 2-year deal. He seems to be asking for 3. but still talking.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 4:18 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

2 with club option for 3rd coming. You know it.

"It's a five letter word, S-T-R-I-K-E."

by Alex41592 on Dec 5, 2011 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

The option is to punch Frank McCourt in the face.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I think the hatred is swinging more torwards Ned now… Maybe that was the plan…. Frank asked Ned to make all of LA hate Ned more then him so he can still live in LA.

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Casey Blake special

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I hope he Jody Reeds himself.

On the other hand, last time the Dodgers got the team end of the Jody Reed deal, it didn’t work out so good.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

You mean we gonna trade Clayton Kershaw for Orlando Hudson?

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Billingsley

"It's a five letter word, S-T-R-I-K-E."

by Alex41592 on Dec 5, 2011 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

So there’s still a chance the Dodgers might just go with Kuroda instead?

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuroda looked at the talent Ned Colletti signed to date, and decided that playing for the team that tried to kill him was a better bet to win a championship.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 4:28 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Smart guy.

"It's a five letter word, S-T-R-I-K-E."

by Alex41592 on Dec 5, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

they could just be friends and hang out once in a while

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Remember that episode of Sesame Street where Mr. Hooper died and Big Bird was totally distraught and couldn’t understand why people had to die and then Gordon finally told him “just because?”

This is like that. Why can’t we have Kuroda? Just because.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I lol’d

"It's a five letter word, S-T-R-I-K-E."

by Alex41592 on Dec 5, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Poor Matt Kemp

I feel bad he took less money in year 1 for this bullshit… Guess he learned his lesson, never do a team a favor, get yours!

by uschris0304 on Dec 5, 2011 4:19 PM PST reply actions  

I’d rather the best players get paid the most money.
So yeah, Kemp should have been more selfish.

by Joey Joe on Dec 5, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

The man is getting paid $160mil over the next 8 years. I don’t feel bad for him. Not one bit.

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Friedman staying in Tampa Bay

not going to Houston, per MLBN. Good, we’re gonna need him to untangle this PVL clusterfuck.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:21 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

my second job's office

is right next to barry’s boot camp and holy shit i want to kill this guy

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 4:26 PM PST reply actions  

ScottMCBSSports Scott Miller
Good day for Dodgers. Hairston and Harang (it looks like) good moves.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

Go eat a dick, Scott Miller

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

A bag of them

"It's a five letter word, S-T-R-I-K-E."

by Alex41592 on Dec 5, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

i think you meant bowl

by delias man on Dec 5, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Burn

You just put Scott Miller on par with Bill Plaschke.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I always used to link to this video

on the old MOKM site whenever the tool barfed up an especially egregious column.

by The Dude Abides on Dec 5, 2011 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

ScottMillerNotMySavior

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Unless that’s your thing, in which case, cool, and go eat something that you don’t like to eat instead.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Eating a tiger’s penis is considered to be a fertility drug.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I know that. You think I could knock up Bride twice on my own?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Twice? There’s another child of Kavula on its way?

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

no thats keith

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Trriiiiipon

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Spawn and Folly slobber hello

by G.Scott on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Spawn born 11/16/2007
Folly born 8/24/2010

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Today I learned I share the same birthday as Spawn of Kavula. Different year of course. Only baseball players I know to have our birthday are Doc Gooden and Jordan Walden.

by Mike Dennis on Dec 5, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

How did you hold it down?

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

"yummy yummy yummy yummy"

for those who watched Homeland last night

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the GM

is obviously under some constraint(s) from his owner this season. From deduction they appear to be…

1. No contracts gauranteed to be longer than two years to any new players.
2. (and this one may be partly a Ned-ism) Nobody on the 25 man roster who hasn’t proven to be a major leaguer for a year or more. Only one that kind of escapes through that crack might be A.J. Ellis

It would be nice to have signed Jose Reyes, Prince Fielder, Albert Pujols or C.J. WIlson or traded for Joey Votto or Dwight Howard but the reality of the situation (bankruptcy, team for sale) is that that is a pipe dream. Nothing has been done this off-season to ruin the team. We are likely a high 70s win team this year with a chance for a slight improvement next year if the purse strings are opened up next year. The Dodgers will be ok.

by Xeifrank on Dec 5, 2011 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

That is all conjecture. You have no way of knowing if any of it is true. And, in fact, wasn’t there a quote that specifically said that the Dodgers were NOT barred from going after Fielder?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Just because they weren’t barred by MLB/bankruptcy court from handing out a big contract doesn’t mean that they were really targeting Kemp.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

what if that was the choice

Kemp or Fielder? What do you do?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

not sign 22 million dollars worth of meh

and give it to fielder instead

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Serious question: what’s to say they haven’t talked to Fielder? And what happens if he told them to fuck off?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Beltran

A Ram
Reyes(yes gordon could play 2nd)

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Kuroda

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

“Hey, Steve Jobs, we’d like to buy Apple from you.”

“Fuck off.”

“Well, we have to buy something. How about the Pocket Lint Corporation of America?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be rude

and might get you killed in some countries

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned told (me/us) he likes young players to prove themselves (dominate at every level) before handing them a MLB job.

by Xeifrank on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Haha

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, this isn’t going anywhere for a while.

by Xeifrank on Dec 5, 2011 4:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I think its been shown in off season after off season that Ned prefers to split his budget twenty ways instead of signing the big splash free agent.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

MLB said they weren’t barred from going after big named free agents. Frank McCourt on the other hand was against it.

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatever happened to “letting the market come to us”? We jumped out of our shoes locking up these marginal talents and now if something does come up that’s attractive, we’re out of it. It’s a ridiculous way to assemble a team.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This way

Ned can hit the dice tables at the winter meetings without worrying about the phone ringing.

/assumingmeetingsareinvegas

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 5, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dallas

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he will be partying with future boss and owner Mark Cuban!? Oh, who am I kidding… Cuban would fire him.

by Xeifrank on Dec 5, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

28 players on the Dodgers 40 man were brought in by Ned Colletti.

Depending on how you want to define things 4 players on the Dodgers 40 man that have actual value were brought in by Ned. (Kershaw, Eo, Rubby, Dee)

Despite being here for his 7th season now almost everything of any actual worth was brought in either by the Evans or DePo regimes.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Logan White brought in Kershaw, Eo, Rubby, and Dee

Ned at least does delegate baseball development stuff to guys who know baseball.

by The Dude Abides on Dec 5, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Missed Ethier so make it five.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was part of trading away Milton Bradley, and Colletti went for it because an old-school scout liked him.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Old school baseball guys are extremely useful

As are sabermetricians. As are expert negotiators. Of these three skills, our GM has none.

by The Dude Abides on Dec 5, 2011 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

also Bills, Jansen

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Evans and DePo products.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

attendance this year is going to suck

new ownership is gonna have to spend a billion dollars on marketing

by hee came hee seop'd he choi'd on Dec 5, 2011 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

Kemp and Kershaw: still a good reason to go to games.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

After racking my brain the only silver lining I can come up with is that with the Kemp extension we are not on the clock for 2012 so the pressure is off to have a great team in his swan song year.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 5, 2011 4:51 PM PST reply actions  

It is possible that I have never liked any team in December but by April have warmed up to everyone.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 5, 2011 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, spring, when a young man’s fancy turns to natalia domestico.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

We definitely signed some guys. I don’t mind shoring up the rotation, especially with all our minor league prospects still 1+ years away. The infield reinforcements are a bit baffling, considering at its best the starters are hardly world-beaters. Might’ve been nice to commit to one significant addition rather than 3-4 helpers. Now that we’ve seen Colletti in action, you almost have to think a veteran reliever is coming, perhaps a closer. And I wouldn’t be surprised if we traded for a starting catcher as well. Really a strange day to be a Dodger fan.

by kinbote on Dec 5, 2011 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned is a big fan of ensemble casts

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

As per Anthony Jackson on twitter, Takashi Saito is a possible target.

Oh god why.

by puresilence on Dec 5, 2011 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

because saito is awesome

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 5:02 PM PST up reply actions  

3/12

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

At least we have extra pieces for dodgers4life to throw in trade proposals.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 4:53 PM PST reply actions  

Uribe and Lilly for Hanley!!!

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Throw in Lindblom and Ely and its a deal.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on Dec 5, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

and Tony Abreu

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you’re just getting crazy.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on Dec 5, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions  

they'd probably want Chuck Tiffany

that’s a dealbreaker

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

i would make

a Dioner Navarro joke right now, but it hurts too much

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

OK JEEZ

THROW IN DUANER SANCHEZ AND ITS A DONE DEAL

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

hey fbihop

MLBN said that applications for the Fan Cave are now being accepted

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

sweet, I’ll get on that.

by fbihop on Dec 5, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

/gotyourback

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

And here’s a message for Brandon Lennox if he gets here at any point:
“We wouldn’t mind it if you updated the dodgers top 20 prospects list on the side of the site.”

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 5, 2011 4:56 PM PST reply actions  

maybe you should wait till the voting is finished

before asking for that

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

he gone?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

take him off the board

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not gone

It’s up to him whether or not he stays

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as

he provides subject title, no chat speak and proper punctuation and spelling he’s good.

by Xeifrank on Dec 5, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

proper, punctuation; whats’ that.?

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

So, this team is officially

Flanders Follies?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 5, 2011 5:09 PM PST reply actions  

Ned must be oblivious to all our indignant criticism

wasn’t Juan Castro available, he loves to pilfer from the NL West scrap heap

"show me a hero and I'll show you a tragedy"

by Alexp11 on Dec 5, 2011 5:10 PM PST reply actions  

Gio Carrera

would be the knife through my heart

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 5, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Not mine. Every journey, especially the one towards Team Cabrera/Carrera/Carrarra/whatever, begins with a single signing.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 5, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind Tia Carrere on the team at this point

"show me a hero and I'll show you a tragedy"

by Alexp11 on Dec 5, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take the Tia from that genre. Or maybe the Phoebe Cates?

by Xeifrank on Dec 5, 2011 6:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Anthony Jackson
Interesting tidbit I picked up today: Dodgers might have some interest in Takashi Saito. Sounds like price has to come down, though.

Our reliever signing! (Doubt it happens)

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

Oh hey, haven’t been paying attention to Dodgers stuff today, what’s going o…..

WHAT THE HELL, NED?

by fbihop on Dec 5, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

Does anyone think that Ned is doing anything to bring down the Dodgers’ purchase price? Because that would help to guarantee that McCourt sells every last piece, surrounding land, parking lots, stadium and all.

by StolenMonkey86 on Dec 5, 2011 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

no

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

does what Ned has done this year represent a drastic change in his usual SOP?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

no

he did what he usually does, but did a cubic buttload of it

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

seems reactionary

in 2010, the rotation (specifically the 5th starter spot) was a mess. So Ned at least tried to make sure there would be a proven pitcher there, so he signed Garland and Padilla.

in 2011, the bench was a mess, so he’s signing a bunch of veteran players so that he can be assured of depth.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Dmitri Young apparently lost 70 pounds

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

No. Ned probably cares about the team selling as it is related to him having a job or not but I doubt he gives a damn about the rest.

All these 2 year deals are being done by him because he can’t pay guys what they want for one year so he has to give them two years (this way Frank pays less now and the new owner picks up the majority of the contract). I hate Ned for doing it but it’s probably the only way he can operate this year (other than going with young guys which he has always been against).

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re going to have to find a picture with 5 more guys in the group.

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

FYI

Aaron Miles is officially the easiest person to photoshop EVER

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Eveland and....ummm

Guierrer or something? Not sure hahah

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Eveland was the one that stumped me.

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Sellers

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought so

but I was confused thinking it was a 2011 FA signing thing. My bad.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on Dec 5, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

BREAKING: Dodgers sign me to two year contract

My job worries are over! Woo hoo !

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 5, 2011 6:16 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

especially since

they’ll be paying you after you stopped working there :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d take you over most of these asshats.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on Dec 5, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i gotta say

i’m not all that upset about Hairston, though I think it was an overpay.

I’m not liking the sound of Harang though. I hope Ned doesn’t cave

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like Hairston signing, and actually sorta do, if we hadn’t signed 647,329 other Hairston-esque players.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on Dec 5, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

So much for embracing a youth movement

by megaballs on Dec 5, 2011 6:30 PM PST reply actions  

ha

Ned Colletti is the GM

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s looking for some golf buddies

by eitherethier on Dec 5, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

When was this ever a remote possibility? Outside of our bullpen which happened due to injuries of veterans.

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

when sands and gordon blew up in september

when we signed traenor thus meaning fed and ellis would get lots of time behind the plate.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Those players are all going to get playing time.

by OB12 on Dec 5, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I figured all along that we’d have a veteran starting at catcher and left field. Gordon starting was a given though.

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yet it would seem ellis is going to start

sands may still start over rivera

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Sands, Gordon, and Ellis will all get considerable playing time and Guerra, Jansen, Lindblom, and Tolleson will make and impact on the bullpen.

by OB12 on Dec 5, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

and

outside of the pen, Dee, and Sands,

what youth do we have that’s worth giving the job to?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

FYI

you included Jon Garcia in your prospect voting today, he was already chosen

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The message seems to be that the Dodgers think IDJ is useless as fuck.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

most of them can play 3rd

so Uribe also should probably take something away from that

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

motivation, a soul, a heartbeat

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Heisman Finalists

Wisconsin running back Montee Ball
Baylor quarterback Robert Griffin III
Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck
LSU cornerback Tyrann Mathieu
Alabama running back Trent Richardson

Barkley not even getting an invite is a bit surprising.

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

booo to no Barkley

I hope RG3 wins

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

What's Monte Ball doing there

and when is Let’s Make a Deal coming back?

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 5, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned

"Jerry adds more versatility to our club and will help us at second and third base, shortstop as well as left and center field. He brings a veteran presence that can also help in the continued development of Dee Gordon."

by Eric Stephen on Dec 5, 2011 6:44 PM PST reply actions  

boilerplate

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 5, 2011 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Why’s the black man gotta help Dee Gordon?

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Mexican

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

he speaks jive

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

sometimes I think a black guy’s just a black guy….like in this instance.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

But he’s also Mexican.

Minor League Central @mlcentral @andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Dec 5, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh shush

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If Ned

Is going down why not take the whole thing with him, works for me.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 5, 2011 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

At this point this time next year, we’re going to see Ned on ESPN’s Baseball Tonight breaking down the trade market for Clayton Kershaw.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I would hang myself. Or Ned. Or both. Whatever works.

by Rihanna's Ex-Boyfriend on Dec 5, 2011 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Btw

I am writing this at 37,000 feet so I may be air sick.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 5, 2011 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

i was just about to ask why you were so negative……

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

im not really upset about these moves in the ol' vaccum.

They suck because of Guerrier and Uribe. I’m not even that upset about Rivera, though I was hoping for Jerry. If kershaw and kemp move lateral, Ethier and Bills bounce back, and Loney is even average, then this is a competitive team (if your like me and think its going to be a dynamite bullpen). As for “we could have had Prince for that”. We won’t know until we see what he gets.

by Lex in Brooklyn on Dec 5, 2011 6:57 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

We are paying these guys 30 million next year

and 16 this year. We will be paying Loney 6 mil this year. You do the math.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 5, 2011 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

As for "we could have had Prince for that". We won’t know until we see what he gets.

word

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 5, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I can’t muster up the energy to really be irrate over Harang or Hairston, probably because I have and illogical fondness for Harang and Hairston seems somewhat useful. Ellis really kinda got to me but on the whole the Uribe signing still pains me the most.

by OB12 on Dec 5, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Jose Reyes signed for 106 million for 6 years(17.6 million), or roughly what Rivera, Uribe, Gurrier, Hairston, Capuano, and Harang will get yearly.

It’ll be one thing if these were just one year contracts or this team is contending and needed to spend for the marginal win like they did in 2006-2010. But all the players Ned has brought in so far makes me this team slightly less awful instead of the bad team that they were a couple of weeks ago. Can’t get excited for that.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

So are the Marlins still a small market team?

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Miami

Is th 16th largest Media market (behind Tampa, Seattle and Minneapolis) so while not small, it is certainly in the middle for pro sports teams in the U.S.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 5, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

And they’re probably going to have a payroll similar to the Dodgers and Angels in 2012.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It

Would hilarious if the Dodgers non-tendered Loney, Ethier and Kuo.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 5, 2011 7:19 PM PST reply actions  

they better be signing Prince in that case.

seriously though BH, have a drink.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad, you’re getting Michael Cudyadder.

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

LALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!

NOT LISTENING, LALALALALALALALALALA!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Neds Moves

It seems like Ned went to a clearance sale and spent all of his money on cheap schmata’s and he just saw the bill and realized he could have gotten a new coat or at least a good one at the Nordstrom Rack….Don’t know if we end with Harang as well, but two mediocre arms make my left arm hurt!.

by wineracquet on Dec 5, 2011 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

ChadMoriyama
Dodgers sign Bill Hall to 2 year/6 million dollar deal, bench Matt Kemp to play 5 utility infielders.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 7:29 PM PST reply actions  

lolz

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

must be the tamest of his thoughts today

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Colletti

says they could add a “prominent” piece to the lineup via trade as long as they can handle the financial part.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 7:36 PM PST reply actions  

STOP TEASING YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

/sobs

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

So Ned burns out all of the financial part. Brilliant!

by Tripon on Dec 5, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

More news

link

Colletti confirmed that he mentioned to Cy Young winner Clayton Kershaw and his representatives that “if there was interest” in a multiyear deal, the club would talk about it. Kershaw is eligible for arbitration for the first time and his salary could jump from $500,000 to $8 million.

“That’s the stage that that’s at,” he said. “We haven’t sat down and started to negotiate a deal. I have no idea what their financial interest is. All they said was a snappy ‘OK.’”

Colletti said he hasn’t made a similar suggestion to Andre Ethier, who will be a free agent after 2012. But he also said he hasn’t considered trading Ethier “right now,” nor have there been inquiries from other clubs for the right fielder, who is recovering from knee surgery.

by silverwidow on Dec 5, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Congatulations Maddz!!!!

On passing the milestone of 20,000 comments! If you averaged 10 words per comment, that’s 200,000 words; how many papers is that?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 5, 2011 7:48 PM PST reply actions  

that's about

one half of a Maddz paper, much to her professors dismay

by mintxcore on Dec 5, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned Colletti, General Manager

On the next episode of Hoarders.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 5, 2011 7:49 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

"Someone help me!!"

“I can’t stop collecting infielders!!”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 5, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m not sure this worked properly, lol

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

NHL Realignment
The NHL embraced its first major realignment since 1998 when the board of governors voted to switch to a new four-conference format that will also guarantee that every team will play the other 29 teams at least twice every season.

The breakdown of the four new conferences:

Conference A: Anaheim, Calgary, Colorado, Edmonton, Los Angeles, Phoenix, San Jose, Vancouver

Conference B: Chicago, Columbus, Dallas, Detroit, Minnesota, Nashville, St. Louis, Winnipeg

Conference C: Boston, Buffalo, Florida, Montreal, Ottawa, Tampa Bay, Toronto

Conference D: Carolina, New Jersey, New York Rangers, New York Islanders, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and Washington

Sixteen teams will still make the playoffs, and the first two rounds of the playoffs will be within the conference.

Interesting, I guess.

by VegasBlues on Dec 5, 2011 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

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Pos No Player 2012 Salary
C 17 Ellis $490,000
1B 7 Loney $6,375,000
2B 37 Herrera $375,082
3B 6 Hairston $2,250,000
SS 9 Gordon $485,000
LF 23 Abreu $401,311
CF 10 Gwynn $850,000
RF 16 Ethier $10,950,000

OF/1B 33 Van Slyke $388,197
2B/3B 3 Kennedy $800,000
OF/1B 30 Sands $375,175
IF 13 DeJesus $448,992
C 18 Treanor $850,000

SP 22 Kershaw $6,000,000
SP 58 Billingsley $9,000,000
SP 29 Lilly $12,000,000
SP 44
Harang $3,000,000
SP 35 Capuano $3,000,000

CL 74
Jansen $491,000
RHP 52 Lindblom $483,000
RHP 51 Belisario $414,426
RHP 54 Guerra $488,000
RHP 28
Wright $900,000
LHP 57 Elbert $488,500
RHP 60 Coffey $1,000,000

DL 27 Kemp $10,000,000
DL 21 Rivera $4,000,000
DL 12 Sellers $481,000
DL 5 Uribe $8,000,000
DL 55 Guerrier $4,750,000
DL 14 Ellis $2,500,000
60DL 36 Hawksworth $495,000
60DL 41 De La Rosa $485,000

AA 50 Eovaldi $7,885
AAA 56 Antonini $7,869



Manny $8,087,432 deferred


Andruw $3,375,000 deferred


Pierre $3,050,000 deferred
Furcal $3,000,000 deferred
Kuroda $2,000,000 deferred
Garland $1,500,000 option buyout
Blake $1,250,000 option buyout
DFA 66 MacDougal $650,000

Totals
$115,942,869

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