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Winter Meetings, Day 2: Dodgers Looking To Trade For A Bat

In addition to the Dodgers resuming a full three-game Freeway Series exhibition set against the Angels for the first time since 2007, and talking with the agent for relief pitcher Mike MacDougal, general manager Ned Colletti told reporters on Tuesday that he was working on a trade, though nothing was imminent. Tony Jackson of ESPN Los Angeles has the details:

[Director of baseball contracts, research, and operations Alex] Tamin said two of those were the Dodgers' hitting against lefties and what Tamin referred to as "ballpark effect." By that, Tamin explained, he meant the fact the Dodgers play almost 100 games each year in three pitchers' parks, those being Dodger Stadium, San Diego's Petco Park and San Francisco's AT&T Park.

Colletti also said, when asked if the player he is trying to acquire is an everyday player, "He has been."

That would seem to suggest a veteran in the twilight of his career, a right-handed hitter and a guy who is more of a gap-to-gap, line-drive hitter than a power hitter. Colletti specifically said he wasn't looking for a flyball hitter.

Let the speculation begin.

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daz no a trade

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

whacha mean thas no a trade. Ain’t he still controlled bya Rays?

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

no ma'am

he’sa a free agent

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

you heard Jar Jar from that?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

She has bad animation on the brain.

by Grimjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

If there is one thing the Dodgers don’t really need, it is more MacDougal.

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:03 PM PST reply actions  

@KenDavidoff:

The #Mets and Frank Francisco have agreed to a 2-year deal, pending a physical.

I always liked Frank Francisco. Solely because of his name.

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Agreed

Love the name.

And that he threw a bullpen chair at a fan once.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

How about this on for size: Francisco's deal is 12M over those two years

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

His name isn’t THAT awesome.

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And
RT @TrippingOlney Not Buster Olney
WELL, THE METS COULD HAVE RE-SIGNED JOSE REYES FOR THE PRICE OF APPROXIMATELY NINE FRANK FRANCISCOS.

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we could interest them in a Uribe…

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Jon Morosi
Frank Francisco’s deal with #Mets is 12M over two years, source says.

This free agent market is insane. Stupid GM’s.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Joe Sheehan
Frank Francisco is a one-inning reliever who has never had an ERA in the 2.00s and has never thrown 65 innings in a season. #mets

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Best FIP over a season: 3.13. Best fWAR over a season: 1.5.

Good job, Mets, on trying to get your financial house in order!

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

we can gripe all we want

but we’re not as bad as the Mets.

and they couldn’t get a better package than that for Pagan?

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Isn’t Pagan getting expensive for what he is?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I was gonna say, he's more a utility guy than an everyday player

a solid player, maybe a minor win for the Giants but seems close to meh, I mean, even.

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought they had

fired Omar Minaya.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

year one: 2.5 million
year two: 9.5 million?

a Colletti special? haha

by mintxcore on Dec 6, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

“He
has been”

LOL
the common thread

C’mon Ned

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 6, 2011 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

deal done

Pagan to the giants for Torres and Ramirez

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:06 PM PST reply actions  

When Ned said that he is looking for a hitter, I bet the GM for every other team in the league perked up and started rubbing their hands gleefully.

Except for the Astros.

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:11 PM PST reply actions  

Wish Ned could trade himself to the Astros

Solving both team’s issues!

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Cubs bidding on Pujols, says Joel Sherman.

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:13 PM PST reply actions  

Random guess..

Kevin Youkilis? He hit over 32 doubles last year. Plays 3B bats right handed. Has played 358 games the last 3 years. Will be 33. Hit 17 homers, not a lot but could fill Casey Blake’s hole. Plus we need another infielder don’t we? haha

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 7:22 PM PST reply actions  

Eh. Injury prone 3rd baseman in his 30s?

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

He blows Uribe out of the water.

by silverwidow on Dec 6, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

How much would he cost?

As a bench guy I’d like having him but another Ned (or Mets) Special 2 Year Overpay wouldn’t excite me.

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

$12 million in 2012, team option for $13 million in 2013 or $1 million buyout.

Plus, would probably take some good prospects to pry him from the Red Sox.

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Who know’s? The Sox did just lose Papelbon? I’m sure Ned would love to trade one of our young relievers and maybe we could get away with them taking Uribe. haha

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Youkilis is one of the best 3B over the last 5 years

I would sure as hell love to get him, even if he is a little injury prone from what it looks like.

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by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, it is never going to happen, so maybe we should step back for a second.

by fbihop on Dec 6, 2011 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Colletti also said, when asked if the player he is trying to acquire is an everyday player, “He has been.”

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

o yeeahhh

more bench players for the dodgers… yeee

by matthewmafa on Dec 6, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

"Colletti trades for Mark Ellis! Before realizing he already signed him and didn't have to."

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, Okay. I’ll go back to looking at players that hit 25+ doubles last season and played in less than 125 games last season. I’m sure that’s how Ned finds out if the guy hits the ball in the gap.

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Gaby Sanchez.
Marlins wont need him if they sign Pujols.

Then Sanchez/Loney platoon.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

colletti and trade aren’t good words to put together in a sentence

by dodgerpreacher on Dec 6, 2011 7:23 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

What regular position could Ned possibly think to himself he hasn’t already covered? Catcher? If he trades for a 3rd baseman it’s an admission that Uribe was a mistake.

by Freddy V on Dec 6, 2011 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

Carlos Quentin?

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldn't mind that

a bit injury prone, but still fairly young and not completely past his prime

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

which means you won’t get him.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

yup

he does not exist to Ned

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Names I was thinking of, and not all of them would necessarily fit, were Scott Rolen, Marlon Byrd, Brandon Inge, and Placido Polanco.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

those make sense

was just thinking of Polanco

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I like – in the omigod that would be so Ned sense – Phil’s suggestion of Carlos Lee.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that would require a negotiating window to extend Lee another 3-4 years

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s certainly out there too. Hard to find anyone that fits the criteria mentioned in the Jackson piece though.

At least anyone worth a damn.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

So the next Cory Snyder then.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Inge could play some catcher. He’s kind of in the 2006 mold too.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He only played 65 games last year, but the years before he was very good

If he’s healthy for 130 games I think we would see some pretty good numbers.

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by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t he an All-Star this year? I remember being blown away by the bad third basemen in the NL, and I thought Rolen was named.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 1:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he was

Which is crazy

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by Ivdown on Dec 7, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt actually it would be an infielder. Just throwing out names that are close to fitting the criteria.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s probably Polanco.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Andruw Jones!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

He played too many games last year. 151 that’s everyday player status.

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

?

77 games, 222 PA


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

My bad. Got A.Jones of Baltimore mixed up.

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

With Jerry Hairston as the platoon partner in RF, and Juan Uribe to the bench, at least until Mark Ellis gets hurt. :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

So LF?

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by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

It better not be Cody Ross. He just met my added criteria of 25 doubles and less then 125 games last season.

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Inge would be the Ned move, has been that suck now.

by Grimjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Think of the flexibility!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Inge started 12 games in CF…in 2008

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

this is all too predictable now

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 6, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Jason Bay!


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 8:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 6, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Eric Karabell and Keith Law simply savaged our free agent signings on their podcast.
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/play?id=7322860
The Dodger discussion takes place from approx 19:00 to approx 24:00.

by The Dude Abides on Dec 6, 2011 7:27 PM PST reply actions  

To be fair, Law almost never likes anything Colletti

and is a cranky mofo. To be fair again though, he’s usually right about that.

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Law wondered why Ned was blocking Eovaldi (who he said could be a decent starter) and Webster by signing Capuano and Harang. He said you have to see if these young guys can start, and if not, throw them into the pen. They cost relatively nothing compared to veteran free agents.

by The Dude Abides on Dec 6, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

So he ignores the fact that neither of them are actually being blocked? The contracts signed by Capuano and Harang (if it happens) aren’t going to stop a young pitcher from starting if he earns the spot.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Right. I thought that was reaching. There are plenty of reasons not to like those deals aside from them blocking anyone, which they aren’t right now.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

But then you’re left with having a 5mil dollar a year mop up guy in the bullpen.
And no one wants the indignity of that.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re paying Guerrier $4.75 mil this year.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions  

An understandable and predictable and slightly debatable point

I still think, a) history has taught us that pitchers will get hurt and you always need more than you think and b) by 2013 new ownership and GM could try to jettison some of those guys anyway. I still expect that Eovaldi will get some time in 2012 and maybe Webster, too. No one expected Eo, Rubby, Guerra, et al would get any time in 2011, blocked as they were by Lilly, Garland, Padilla…

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Eovaldi’s form doesn’t look like that of a top line, durable starter, at least to me.

by Freddy V on Dec 6, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No, yeah I see him as a 4 starter

and still a work in progress. I like that Law is high on him but I think to hand over the keys to him and Webster (or another guy making ML debut) seems too much to ask. I could debate signing both Harang and Capuano, but not at least one of them.

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Is this true?

Chase Carey, News Corp exec, executed the piazza trade to bolster FOX’s ratings in Florida?!!!

Carey is perhaps best remembered by Dodgers fans as the News Corp. executive that arranged the trade of Mike Piazza to the Florida Marlins in 1998. Fred Claire, then the Dodgers’ general manager, has said that Carey executed the trade without involving or even informing him. Claire said the trade was designed to further Fox’s television interests in Florida.

“There have been shocking trades before, but never one orchestrated by a television executive whose first priority was to improve a team’s lineup of stations rather than its batting lineup,” Claire wrote in his book, “My 30 Years in Dodger Blue.”

by Venergy on Dec 6, 2011 7:31 PM PST reply actions  

Claire was bitter that as GM he wasn’t part of the deal. I highly doubt that was Carey’s reason for trading Piazza.

That said, Chase Carey can eat the bowl of dicks that Philip Rivers has on his menu.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, those are pretty bold accusations. but if its true … grrrrr.

by Venergy on Dec 6, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Claire traded Pedro Martinez for Delino DeShields

… one of the worst trades in baseball history. At least for Piazza we got Sheffield.

by Freddy V on Dec 6, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

and now he wants to won the Dodgers?

by Venergy on Dec 6, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Piazza was not going to last more than a couple of weeks in Florida under any circumstances. Fred is full of it in this case.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 1:02 AM PST up reply actions  

btw

that pic of mattingly is creeeeeeeepy

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 7:34 PM PST reply actions  

He has The Shinning.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

TinTin movie

looks awesome

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:46 PM PST reply actions  

Can't wait! Was a longtime reader of the comics when I was little.

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, the Canadian-made series? They showed that on HBO. Remember it too.

Was pretty faithful to books though not super high quality.

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

i think so

it was on Nickelodean, that’s all I remember

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 7, 2011 6:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Logan White ...

… being interviewed for Houston’s GM position. why not stick around? the Dodgers will be looking for a new GM once Magic’s group takes over the team.

by Venergy on Dec 6, 2011 7:47 PM PST reply actions  

… no guarantee new ownership won’t sweep out all the middle mangers?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

don’t most baseball experts respect logan’s work? if he’s bad at what he does i could understand letting him go. but he’s an asset not a liability.

by Venergy on Dec 6, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep. Though 2012 GM Kim Ng may like him enough to try to keep him around ;)

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Gurnick

link

Without offering a name, he said one player he is targeting has been a starter at his position and would be “payroll neutral,” indicating that either the player he would send would be of similar salary or the other club would pick up part of the incoming salary. Colletti said he didn’t expect a deal while at the Meetings, which end Thursday.

by silverwidow on Dec 6, 2011 7:50 PM PST reply actions  

Billingsley?

Hope not.

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by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d trade Bills for a quality third baseman … or should i say the ‘wright’ 3B … zimmerman will due as well.

by Venergy on Dec 6, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

If it was for an actual good player

I’d love it, though still hate to lose Bills (and then our rotation would be a 1, possibly a 3, and two 4 or 5 pitchers unfortunately at that point).

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by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah me too. And that it's Ned we're talking about is why we're all worried.

Trading Billingsley would be acceptable to me in certain circumstances. But with Ned those are mostly dire.

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Lily, Capuano, and Harang
The 3.5’s

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 6, 2011 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking of Lilly as POSSIBLY a 3 starter

and Capuano and Harang and 4s, 5s at the absolute worst. But I think you’re right, they could teeter up to the 3 spot.

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by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 8:24 PM PST up reply actions  

so the other team is picking up the difference between this hitter and Billingsley’s $9 million. Carlos Lee it is :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

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by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, this
Colletti said new research director Alex Tamin did the number crunching that drew attention to three areas the Dodgers were mindful of with acquisitions — trouble their left-handed hitters had against left-handed pitching, defense up the middle and the effects that the three pitchers’ parks in the division (Dodger Stadium, Petco Park and AT&T Park) have on pitchers and hitters.

So can we blame this “number cruncher” on all of these signings? :)

by silverwidow on Dec 6, 2011 7:53 PM PST up reply actions  

So instead of addressing all three of these things Ned just packed the team with middle infielders?

by court168627 on Dec 6, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

At first glance i thought this said, ‘so Ned just picked his nose with his middle finger’.

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 6, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned smoked a joint and then went to see ‘Moneyball’

by Freddy V on Dec 6, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Haven’t many blogs already come to those conclusions for free?
When you have to play Aaron Miles at 2B a lot, and a fat, injured Juan Uribe, isn’t your “defense up the middle” going to suffer?

81 games at DS, 9 games at Petco, 9 games at the phone booth. Those 18 road games matter, but the 81 home games matter more.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Sad a number cruncher needed to tell them that Andre and Loney hit lefthanders at the level of Juan Castro

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 6, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They needed someone who knew how to work a mouse to find splits :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

and this on Kuroda
“We gave him the chance to be creative,” Colletti said when asked if Kuroda had the chance at a discount. “I had more conversations on him than anybody. He’s a very loyal guy. We tried. Our interest was in trying to find a way to get him back.”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:55 PM PST up reply actions  

"creative"

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 8:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Jackie Mason has to play Colletti in the biopic: “You got your one year deal. You got your two year deal. This that. Bang boom. Done. Creative.”

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I can hear Jackie Mason saying those words in my mind. Nice.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

MacDougal

I just vomited a little in my mouth

by wukunlin on Dec 6, 2011 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

Rosenthal
Sources: #Angels pursuing Pujols. Ongoing conversations. #MLB

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

G.Scott just broke a window

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

hey

maybe it’s Kendrys

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgers should trade for him

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

wrong LA team :(

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Not really an Angel fan, but that would be kind of awesome..

by Freddy V on Dec 6, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Crasnick
I just talked to two #Angels people who seemed shocked by report that they’re the Albert Pujols “mystery team”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

CHAOS!!!!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

With the Ortiz news I’m now 3 for 4 on the MLB.com free agent frenzy.

by court168627 on Dec 6, 2011 7:57 PM PST reply actions  

Bull Durham on, half over

still watching it.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:06 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once – the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

candlesticks make a nice gift

maybe you can find out where they’re registered, maybe a silverware set.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

“OK, Lets get two!”

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Dec 6, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Is Jeffrey Loria a genius?

The guy has taken major league welfare payments forever.
He cons Miami into building him a free stadium.

Now, he’s going to take those accumulated welfare payments, his free house (stadium), and buy a dream team.

Genius.
Or Evil Genius?

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

If he winds up in jail then I’m going to have to go with no.

That’s not even accounting for all the other crap he’s done while owning MLB teams.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I just think the other owners have to hate the guy.

Here they were…giving him welfare all these years.
Then he’s going to turn around and spend all that money to beat those teams.

The players union has to love it…but to me revenue sharing is a joke.
This is a prime example of it.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s just doing what they told him to do

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus he’s apparently going to land Pujols without a no trade clause…which means after they win another series he can start another fire sale if the new stadium doesnt draw fans.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions  

i would laugh and say whatever deal he's sign with them would be like a NTC

but hell, we’re getting new owners, let’s trade for’im!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I doubt this changes the other owners opinions one bit. He’s following the “How to get a new stadium and then what to do once you get it” exactly as it’s written. He’s not the first owner to do it. He wont be the last. Not even close.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

yes

he may be one of the bigger bastards, but many if not most of the owners are bastards.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Surprised no one mentioned Carlos Lee

He is a perfect Ned guy this winter, he plays two positions (none of them well) and we already have two guys that do the same thing. In other words he is Perfect!!

by chris_aitken on Dec 6, 2011 8:13 PM PST reply actions  

Lee has been mentioned 3 times already! :)

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn't read the whole thread or Eric's tweets I take it?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

he has been

several times

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember

Terry Francona saying yesterday he used to walk into the lobby during Winter Meetings and just say random made up rumors to see if they made it into an article

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

that’s fucking awesome

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Josh Bard a Dodger
Jon Heyman
Josh bard agrees with #dodgers. Believed to be $750,000 for 1 yr

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 8:43 PM PST reply actions  

Ellis to AAA and FedEx back to AA?

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

No, Ned probably forgot he already signed Treanor.

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Not quite yet, as far as I can tell.
11:39pm: The Dodgers are still talking to other catchers and the Bard deal is “not a slam dunk,” says Dylan Hernandez of the Los Angeles Times (via Twitter).

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 7, 2011 6:17 AM PST up reply actions  

right

Dodgers will be trading Bard for Doug Mirabelli

by mintxcore on Dec 6, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

trading Ellis?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

wat

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That’s an awfully expensive bullpen catcher.

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Ned, I like you and Imma let you finish

but your offseason has been the best offseason OF ALL TIME!!!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Or: maybe he’s insane.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

Probably.

Luke Adams
Dylan Hernandez of the Los Angeles Times hears that it’s a minor league contract (Twitter link).

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 7, 2011 6:19 AM PST up reply actions  

He was good (sort of) in 2006 and 2007. It makes sense.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s doing it wrong

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I totally understand now

After seeing Russell Martin burn out after catching too much, Colletti has learned his lesson. The team will carry all three catchers — Ellis, Bard, and Treanor — splitting the duties equally. None of them are gonna burn out, not on Colletti’s watch.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Those 3 plus the 19 infielders we have means we have to trade Kemp. No room for him on the 25 man roster.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank god

I wouldn’t want a great talent like Aj Ellis or Matt Treanor to burn out.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Treanor is that Ned speak for Mathis?

by Grimjack on Dec 6, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Its as if someone told Ned to screw up as much as possible with a spending cap in place.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

WTF ARE YOU DOING NED

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Probably getting drunk and making it rain!

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Jimmie Fallon style.

by Grimjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

SCREW YOU NED

NOW I NEED TO UPDATE MY DA NEDSIE BOYZZ PHOTOSHOP

by mintxcore on Dec 6, 2011 8:49 PM PST reply actions  

I’m just sitting here laughing and shaking my head. When will it end?

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions  

it seriously makes no sense

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 8:51 PM PST up reply actions  

If you had told me

That the Dodgers had this much money to spend this offseason, then, when I was done telling you that you had best check yourself into the Chavez Ravine Home for the Criminally Insane, I would assume we were getting (1) Kuroda or (2) Fielder or (3) both.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

who needs Fielder

when we got JERRY HAIRSTON JR and JOSH BARD!!

by mintxcore on Dec 6, 2011 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you forget Adam Kennedy already??

Because I did today

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

and the other Ellis.. who I keep confusing for A.J everytime his name is brought up.

by jrock247 on Dec 6, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I have gone totally off the deep end and assumed that the Dodgers have signed Stetson Kennedy.

But didn’t he die earlier this year at age 94, I hear you cry.

The answer is yes. But he still has better range than Adam Kennedy.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

this is just too good

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Humma!

Are you going on Friday?

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I have two little kids, neither of whom sleeps. And I live in the south bay, which makes trips to Hollywood time consuming.

That said, I want to go. Whether I go on Friday or not will be a last minute decision. I will not be leaving the south bay before 8:00 or 8:30.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Stetson Kennedy was always great at moving to the left.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, I leave for a half hour and Josh Bard is aboard? Stunned.

Could possibly be a minor league deal with a $750k salary if he makes the majors, but we’ll see.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

What if I listened to “If You Leave” by OMD when I’m gone?

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

OMD

aren’t the initials for Old Dirty Bastard. I’m so confused

by mintxcore on Dec 6, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions  

You just insulted Pretty In Pink, so I suddenly find myself against you again. You may be my nemesis

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

"Pretty in Pink"

“That’s like that Sixteen Candles movie but with less Asian jokes, right?”

by mintxcore on Dec 6, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Please don't take my heart away!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Btw, never seen it, but love the song

80s, ftw!

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ll take away the biggest part of me

by G.Scott on Dec 6, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

ooo – ooo {squeezes testicles} OOOOOO NO BABY PLEASE DON’T GOOO


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Minor league deal it is, per Dylan H

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions  

whew

that’s better

Ray Guilfoyle
www.faketeams.com
www.minorleagueball.com
www.mlbdailydish.com

by Ray Guilfoyle on Dec 6, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

calming down

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

ok good

don’t have to photoshop Bard until later this season

by mintxcore on Dec 6, 2011 9:01 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

until opening day rosters are announced on April 4

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

hey

bard is gonna hit like… .378/.450/.850 during spring training!

by mintxcore on Dec 6, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

We got him for his bat.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 1:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah Heyman left out just one, uh, minor detail there.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s what I thought when I first saw

by eitherethier on Dec 6, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Question: is $750K a high salary or just about right for a minor league deal like this one?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Wonder if that is guaranteed, or only guaranteed if he makes the ML roster?

In which case it’d be about average.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

No way it would be guaranteed unless he made the roster.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Ellis about to be Koyie Hilled.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

He’ll get called up when Treanor gets DL’d with a busted Misty.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it silly to think Bard could be coming in to push Treanor?

Or is Ellis definitely boned?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say definitely, but it wouldn’t shock me to see Bard and Treanor in San Diego on April 5.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

God Damn it

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 6, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Ellis have options? Guessing no.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hector Gimenez made the last Opening Day roster so bodies wouldn’t have to be lost. (Yes, I know Dioner Navarro was injured.) Ned craves depth. He needs an experienced MLB C to be in AAA with FedEx. He won’t want to risk Ellis, who is out of options, to waivers. Barring injuries, complete flameouts, or a really unexpected trade Ellis and Treanor are the opening day catchers.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Ellis will break his froynlaven on the first day of Spring Training and solve this mess.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Yiddish for ball sack or something? I don’t know that I’ve ever seen that word before.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Or that. Frink-ese.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Jerrylewis-speak for "Claven!"

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow I'd already forgotten Vector was on opening day roster. Seemed like just a weird dream.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s pretty normal

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I am hating this deal less and less. Assuming that Ellis and Treanor start, the backup was FedEx. If two of those guys get injured, the team is screwed*. Yeah, I can accept Josh Bard on a minor league deal.

*NB: The team is screwed anyway, but you know what I mean.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Miles and MacDougal had minor league deals last year that paid them $500k in the majors. LOLance got $800k.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ramon O got $1 million

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

You’re not helping ;)

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Mike DiGiovanna
Spoke to one prominent AL GM, whose response to #Angels’ rumored pursuit of Pujols was: “No way.”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 9:01 PM PST reply actions  

"All a misunderstanding. Angels were after Luis Pujols as a roving instructor."

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Making chocolate chip ice cream

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 6, 2011 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

Ned will give you $800k for the recipe.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

One dollar this year, and $799,999 in 2012.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I hear it's 5/150 from the Angels to Pujols

I don’t think he will do it because it’s less years, but if the Marlins only offered about 200-240 or so, maybe he thinks he can do this then get one more pretty good contract after.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 9:11 PM PST reply actions  

30 mil a year

youzers

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

California taxes vs Florida taxes

$50 to $90 mil more guaranteed

I don’t see how anyone his age would choose the Angels over the Marlins.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 9:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Decent chance he’s older than listed age.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

…and if he ever loses his day job, Capozzi can fall back on his art photography skills.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

No less than a Cezanne or Degas could compose that.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Snap, Crackle, Pop

and Ken

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

“…and I know crackle!”

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Two Kavulapoints

go to the best answer for what Rosenthal is listening to on his phone.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Miami Sound Machine

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m gonna go with this one. Rhythm is gonna get you, and you’re gonna get Pujols. Tonight. Oye, oye.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Are the points redeemable at Olive Garden?

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Any and all Kavulapoints are redeemable for one beer when I manage to show up at a TBLA event.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hall and Oates

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Insane Clown Posse

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 6, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Short People

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 6, 2011 9:32 PM PST up reply actions  

C’mon, Phil, Rosenthal’s never even met me.

However, my mom plays mah jongg with his mom in Florida. I swear this is true.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Tony Robbins podcasts.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I stumbled on to those jokes on a late night talk show and heard the song once, which is stupidly catchy.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Piazza, New York Catcher

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Zzzt! It actually IS Belle and Sebastian, but “Lazy Line Painter Jane.”

“You will have a boy tonight! Or maybe you will have a girl tonight!”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Not "Sleep the Clock Around"?
And for once in your life you’ve got nothing to say
And could this be the time when somebody will come
To say, “Look at yourself, you’re not much use to anyone”

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It Could Have Been A Brilliant Career

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

“San Francisco’s calling us, the Giants and Mets will play
Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?”

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

" Never gonna give you up" – Rick Astley

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Dec 6, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

He does seem like the kind of guy who would Rickroll himself.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He's trying to figure out

who this Siri person is who keeps talking to him

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 6, 2011 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Gojira

Oroborus

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 6, 2011 11:23 PM PST up reply actions  

George Will’s Fashion podcast.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 1:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Those are some big balls

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 6, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Seems like Josh Bard will be a great guy to backup Tim Federowicz in AAA to show him the ropes.

by G.Scott on Dec 6, 2011 9:37 PM PST reply actions  

Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You’ll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you’ll be classy.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

when you hit 20 in the show, then you can have fungus on your shower shoes

by G.Scott on Dec 6, 2011 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

and the press will think you’re colorful.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Does Bard get his 750,000 even if he plays in AAA?

He should buy dinner for their entire team every night

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to do a last minute grammar notebook for my latin class

the last 10 or so sentences have been about a cat and a dog

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

Maddz

I forgot, I need to ask you a question. How do you say “shit is fucked up” in latin?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmm. I will inquire and tell you tomorrow. The worst thing I’ve learned in this text book is “iste” which is basically like “damned” such and such. The people who translate/teach latin in textbooks tend to be giant prudes. FWIW my favorite verb in Latin is “irrumare” which roughly translates to “face fuck”.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to know because today I contended at work that the phrase “shit is fucked up” was given to us by God for the sole purpose of expressing how fucked up shit is. To prove my point, I need to know how to say it in Latin.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

God speaks Latin, not Hebrew?

I believe excrement is derived from the Latin excrementum.

Would excrementum irrumare be close enough?


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Shit face fuck? I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

this may help

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

ummm I would say that it’s “merda perfututum est”, which is like “shit having been totally fucked”

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

but obviously that’s me using wikipedia

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Good enough for a Hollywood publicity office. Thanks!

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Useful

I like this actual quote:

Sed nemo potuit tangere: merda fuit.

But nobody could touch it: it was shit.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

What is

the Dodgers’ 2011-2012 offseason!

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Also hilarious

Some of the cited works are making LMAO.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

THAT’S what Rosenthal is listening to!

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

if you want to say “I face-fuck” it’s “irrumaro”

catullus: real og shit

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
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by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear god help me

Figgins is due to make $9m in 2012 & $8m in 2013.
Uribe is due to make $8m in 2012 & $7m in 2013 (w/ $1m payout).

Payroll neutral.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

make it so?

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Calling Figgins a “bat” is stretching the language a bit though. Colletti wouldn’t tease us for him would he?

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Figgins and Juan Pierre are good buddies

Coincidence?

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 6, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dee
Figgins
Kemp

I’m just glad reg isn’t here to smack me into reality.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

They were in the minors together in the Rockies’ system

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It's really incredible

How similar the two of them are… In completely opposite ways.

Question is, which would you rather have? Or maybe better, which would you hate the least?

What? No! Not again Ned!

by Bard in Black on Dec 6, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t want to see Uribe have another at-bat for us, but I’m not that knowledgeable.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 10:08 PM PST up reply actions  

My feelings exactly

I would take almost anyone over Uribe, and it seems like Figgins’ OBP is worth more to us than Uribe’s SLG.

Anyone have any idea if the Mariners would ever do this?

What? No! Not again Ned!

by Bard in Black on Dec 6, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

come back into the light

there must be a better alternative

have we become this desensitized by this recent rash of Ned signings

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 6, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Figgins is only a couple years removed

from a 6.9 WAR season… Seems to this very-tired-of-Uribe-fan that’s worth a shot. Not saying he’ll get back to that level, but I still say his OBP has value on this team.

What? No! Not again Ned!

by Bard in Black on Dec 6, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

People really have to remember that Uribe was as awful as he could be last year

He almost literally could not be any worst in 2012 than 2011. And I’m betting he’s better by a big margin, which will still be about average.

TBLA 2011 Postseason Prediction Champion

by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

A Relevant Story from an Old Guy

I once worked for the Walt Disney Company. I owned stock in the company at the time.

A certain large shareholder faced a margin call and sold many, many millions of his shares all at once and the stock price dropped precipitously. I got worried.

“How low can it go?” I asked my boss.

“‘How low can it go?!’” he quoted back to me. “Zero!”

That is how low Uribe can go. Zero.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

He can go even lower than that, in OPS+ terms: LESS THAN ZERO.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, man. We should totally nickname Uribe after Bret Easton Ellis. B.E.E. — Bee?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

He is old
He is fat
If he plays to his career average
He will be booed as Broxton was

by 68elcamino427 on Dec 6, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel a bet coming on, short man

:P

The loser buys the winner a drink after the season. The terms for the bet:

Over/Under Uribe’s OPS in 2012: .715

I’d be glad to take the over on this one.

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by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

You're on

It’s win-win for me. Either I get good(-ish) Uribe or I get a free drink.

If I lose, I’d be happy to buy you the drink of your choice, and the umbrella to go in it.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

Sounds perfect, haha

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by Ivdown on Dec 6, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed, I'd rather have Uribe than Figgins

Surprised that people forget that Uribe can at least hit home runs and slug a bit, when healthy, and at least is a very good fielder. He’s not this utterly useless Velez type player. Even if he was definitely useless for much of last season.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 7, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Some people just assume Uribe is a shitty fielder because he doesn’t look the part of a good fielder.

by Michael White on Dec 7, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 7, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I like his defense

But I think the connection is that his poor conditioning leads him to miss games during which he can’t play his good defense.

by kinbote on Dec 7, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

On the other hand, Figgins has taken pitches. Either way, you’re talking about an expensive low-production player.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah but my argument is Uribe at least is likely to produce more in the power

(XBH + HR) dept than Figgins. I guess I just think Figgins is horrible at this point and Uribe could still have some value next year.

Of course he could be traded this week. Who knows.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Dec 7, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there is no right answer here. At the moment, I think I’d like to have Figgins over Uribe, but I could change my mind.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Kick in the shins versus punch in the nuts.

by kinbote on Dec 7, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

getting pinched in the nuts sucks

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 7, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Ned Colletti will be dismissed by _____________

by Tripon on Dec 6, 2011 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

God?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Stan Kasten

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Chuck Norris

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Vladimir Putin

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Vladimir Shpunt


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

The sexy teacher from that one Van Halen video.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

disnobody.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 1:12 AM PST up reply actions  

new Press Box dress guidelines for next year, E should check this out : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Saw the story. Have been looking for the full guidelines. Most of it is pretty straight forward.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

“Put your tits and/or dick away, and don’t wear a logo?”

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Also, no shirts with tits and/or dicks

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Banned are sheer and see-through clothing, tank tops, one-shouldered or strapless shirts or clothing exposing bare midriffs. Also listed in the guidelines are skirts, dresses or shorts cut more than 3-4 inches above the knee.

Eric and I are gonna need new wardrobes.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we’re fucked

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

see I linked before I read, and now I’m realizing this is essentially a “female sideline reporters, stop dressing like whores” clause

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

I think there is more to it, but I haven’t found the official stuff yet.

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Foiled are my plans to try the short-shorts to get an exclusive interview with Dave Stewart.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I didn’t realize press boxes had gotten so scandalous.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions  

if you’ve ever watched a spanish sports show, imagine those women in the locker room.

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Bud Selig says, “I smell a clause violation! Come closer so I can be sure that is what I smell.”

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Is she the Peter Gammons of Venezuela?

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know man, I’m still in shock that Telemundo is hosting that photo of one of their “reporters”

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

it was the second result on google images! What is wrong with this earth?

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t see how she can accidentally butt-text in that outfit.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I

See that Josie is now mocking the upcoming Spanish language U.S. broadcast rights holder for FIFA World Cup events from 2015-2022. I guess even soccer isn’t sacred to her.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 6, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

only reason I have an opinion on this topic is cause the spanish language reporters wear heels and short skirts when they’re covering Galaxy practice : )

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to L.A.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Notice

That the MLS did not implement new guidelines

by bhsportsguy on Dec 6, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

mocking?

guess your air sickness hasn’t passed yet :P

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

z

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:10 PM PST up reply actions  

THUS THE NEW CLAUSE

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a restaurant in St Louis called Johnny’s that the waitresses serve food in those outfits/lingerie

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s a house called Chez Kavula where…..

…I’ve said too much.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Imagine what the Bleacher Report guy would do with her around

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

He still bemuses me, but I have to stop making fun of him. Apparently he’s a bit Radio, if you catch my drift.

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I just recently found out that King Kaufman went to B/R. I like King Kaufman but I have never read B/R because I am told it sucks. Does it still suck, even under Kaufman’s tutelage?

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes.

Having Rob Neyer on the SBNation roster hasn’t changed Gaslamp Ball either.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad. I like King Kaufman.

Does anybody employ Tim Marchman? He was one of the two things that made the now-defunct New York Sun worth the time. The other was its crossword, edited by Peter Gordon, which was as good as the NY Times’ puzzle. I am quite serious; the Sun had a great puzzle.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Strategically placed

TT

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 6, 2011 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Many, many moons ago, in Manhattan Beach, at Rosecrans and Highland, there was a restaurant called the “Chili Bordello” where the waitresses dished up the hot stuff in their, well, hot stuff.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

What, where that mexican place is now with the brick facade? Never been in there.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Is that Pancho’s, which is on the southwest corner? Chili Bordello was near the northeast corner, in the building behind the parking structure. I was taken there once as a newbie by the co-workers. I don’t think it survived the 80s.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Ah, I see. That is an office building now.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

And yes, that is Pancho’s.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Pancho’s is exactly what you think it is. Passable ordinary SoCal Mexican food that you pay a bit more for because you can see the beach from there.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Arent lingerie baristas really popular in the northwest, or have they been shut down?

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d think wearing that for work would totally kill the desire to wear it for pleasure.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Never stopped me from wearing condoms.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

it’d probably make it less special

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 10:45 PM PST up reply actions  

That would be the right time frame, but

I have never worn a sweater vest.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 6, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Torrance still has

Texas Looseys I believe. The staff does that too

It's not what you look like, when you're doin' what you're doin'
It's what you're doin' when you're doin' what you look like you're doin'!

by mleadman on Dec 6, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Dylan saying

Bard deal, “is not a slam dunk” and the team is still talking to other catchers.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 9:56 PM PST reply actions  

Haranguing us no doubt.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

OH NO IT’S NOT A SLAM DUNK WHAT WILL WE DO TO FILL THE SIXTH CATCHER POSITION

"I'm telling you, y'all created a monster."

by Pure Azure on Dec 6, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions  

ned thinking

“If only the team had someone better than JD Closser…..all our problems would be solved.”

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Just want to say

This thread has made my night. Thank you, everybody.

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quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:03 PM PST reply actions  

from the NESN blog
Joe Capozzi, who covers the Marlins for The Palm-Beach Post, just tweeted that his sources tell him the Fish are “very confident” Pujols will sign with them.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 10:05 PM PST reply actions  

ESPN is saying the Marlins expect a decision tonight.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks like that hideous center field sculpture is gonna get a lot of work.

magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.
quis enim, consortes mei, non fateatur

by Humma Kavula on Dec 6, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Not looking forward to the inevitable Miami Heat comparisons.

by kinbote on Dec 6, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

What are the chances the Cardinals go after Prince Fielder?

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Whats the market for Prince Fielder?

Seems the Brewers have no interest in resigning him.
Dodgers out of play.

Anywhere but SF i hope..though if he went there i think his power would drop way down…he aint pulling balls into the cove on a regular basis.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Cubs and Mariners are after him

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

This is okay

No matter what the Marlins put in his contract, Pujols will go in the HOF as a Cardinal

by bhsportsguy on Dec 6, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Shaikin
MLB, #Dodgers file sale agreement: “McCourt shall not retain directly or indirectly any interest in the assets that comprise the team.”
Bill Shaikin
Initial bids for #Dodgers due by Jan. 13.

Interesting

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 10:24 PM PST reply actions  

Bill Shaikin
#Dodgers sale agreement: “The decision to enter into a telecast rights agreement shall be in the sole and exclusive discretion of the buyer”
Bill Shaikin
“McCourt .. shall not participate directly or indirectly .. in any media transaction entered into in connection with the sale of the team.”

Even more interesting.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 10:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Shaikin
McCourt gets “sole and absolute discretion” over whether to sell parking lots. New owner gets lease that would allow for parking structures.

A lot less interesting.

I hate this.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Thought this info came out a few weeks back

by Eric Stephen on Dec 6, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I may have missed it.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Honestly, I wouldn’t really mind parking structures.

I pitched to Matt Kemp, and all I got was this stupid earned run.
@maddzgoesrawr @arenafitness @madeleine_arena

by Maddz on Dec 6, 2011 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Disneyland gets 20,000 cars out of their quarter-mile wide structure pretty effectively.

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

neither do the Dodgers, and Disney doesn’t have the same 20k for one day. it’s at least somethin to consider. stick it out in center field, charge people premium parking to not park there, set up a dozen trams to run from the structure to the stadium.

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

the dodgers have most of those people show up in a 2 or 3 hour window I would think

Disney has them show up over a much larger period of time then that.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 7, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I would never park in a structure at DS.

by BFDC on Dec 7, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Me neither. Other then shopping malls I avoid parking structures at all costs.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 7, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

i think

only the stupid would park in it anyways

vote for me here for hater of the year!

by delias man on Dec 7, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The 99%?

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 7, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

if that makes me the 1% then OK!

vote for me here for hater of the year! http://sonsoftheatom.blogspot.com/2011/12/hater-of-year.html?spref=tw

by delias man on Dec 7, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

having to pay 20 dollars to not park in the structure

is just another reason for me not to go to games

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 7, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

true enough, point still stands I think. I’ve always thought getting that many cars out of a stadium parking lot when everyone is trying to leave at once would be a hassle, but then I see Disney’s model and it works on a scale that’s as close as you can get to replicating.

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

because everyone doesn't leave at once!

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 7, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

he still does not seem to grasp this concept, might be time to move on.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 7, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I am impressed by the structure though

Everyone thought it would be terrible and ruin everything when they announced it, and it turned out great.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 7, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Blah blah blah, seventh inning, yadda yadda yadda.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

so then

there will not be an auction of the TV rights until there is a new owner?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It

Means even if the Dodgers win their hearing and they get to open the bidding for the future rights now and let’s say Time Warner bid 3.25 Billion for 20 years, that bid would not be a contract assigned to the new owner without their consent. As Shaiken has reported, a new owner will probably exist with the Fox deal until the exclusive period ends late next year and then open the bidding up for everyone.

McCourt just want to say that valuation in place to raise the purchase price.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 6, 2011 11:00 PM PST up reply actions  

i see

Thanks!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 6, 2011 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Shaikin
What is in #Dodgers sale? Team, Dodger Stadium, lease on parking lots, power to decide Dodgers next TV deal.

Expected bids had to have gone down some with this news…I would think.

by VegasBlues on Dec 6, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Commonywhatnow?

BillShaikin: McCourt gets “sole and absolute discretion” over whether to sell parking lots. New owner gets lease that would allow for parking structures.

by Josie Becker on Dec 6, 2011 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

So Dodger fans will still be paying McCourt to park near the stadium.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Rams signed De La Salle star Matt Guttierez today.

by Joey Joe on Dec 6, 2011 10:34 PM PST reply actions  

The irony

McCourt came to the Dodgers from a big parking lot in Boston…and he’ll depart the Dodgers with another parking lot in LA .

Somehow, I think this was his plan all along.

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

by latenite on Dec 6, 2011 10:45 PM PST reply actions  

The bat that Ned is looking for

I am wondering if the Dodgers are looking at Ryan Ludwick for perhaps Loney or maybe trying to get Quentin for Uribe. Uribe played for the Sox and is originally from Bellflower, Dodgers would have to add a pitcher.

by wineracquet on Dec 6, 2011 11:36 PM PST reply actions  

maybe quinten

cause the sox may be selling…

by matthewmafa on Dec 7, 2011 2:21 AM PST up reply actions  

as long as

Colletti trades away another andy laroche/blake dewitt and not a carlos santana, I’ll be fine.

by lnickerson88 on Dec 7, 2011 12:12 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

What does that mean? Andy LaRoche and Blake DeWitt were completely different prospects than each other. You’re saying you’d be ok with trading guys who don’t pan out instead of guys who do. That’s not saying anything at all.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

figurehead?
The exact dollar figure the Marlins offered isn’t known. But in addition to the dollars in their proposal and the added value that would be derived from Florida’s lack of a state income tax, the Marlins have added provisions that would position Pujols as a figurehead of their franchise after his playing career is finished.

This must be how Ned got Bill Mueller to sign.

by Joey Joe on Dec 7, 2011 12:22 AM PST reply actions  

Step 2 = ?

Step 3 = profit

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by Ivdown on Dec 7, 2011 12:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Reading back through the thread

I am going to say that Chone Figgins is the target. I think Ned and the rest of the coaching staff have no confidence in Uribe and would like to be rid of him. Figgins could form what could be a pretty nice platoon with Hairston at 3B if he can bounce back.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 5:46 AM PST reply actions  

I’m not opposed to Figgins at all. I think it’s great that he’s trying to trade for a bat. For all the questioning Dodger moves for the offseason, you have to give Ned credit that he’s certainly making efforts to improve the team. I think in no way they are punting for next year and barring a little jolt to the offense via trade I think that we are certainly putting ourselves to be in competition in the NL West. Time will tell, but I dislike Ned less.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 7, 2011 5:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m kinda intrigued by the idea really. We would certainly be losing some power potential in Uribe, but if Figgins could rebound and get back to his good OBP, then we could potentially have a dynamic lineup.

Also, the comment attributed to Tamin indicate to me that Rivera was signed as a quasi-starter and lefty masher. I see Sands getting plenty of playing time.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 6:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope your intuition is right. I think Sands is the real deal and we definitely could use his power since our farm seems to be pitching rich. I never believed in Uribe and I don’t think anyone else did as well, but here’s hoping he can bring something to the table but in a limited role. I’d much rather put my faith into someone else at 3B. If it is Uribe who they are trying to replace than we are going to certainly have a glutton of infielders (glutton/uribe no pun intended it just happed that way) ;)

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Dec 7, 2011 6:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Last year as soon as Sands hit his double and sac fly in his debut I said to my brother.
“I think he’s going to be another Kemp or Ethier.”

I still believe a lefty can after a bit master third base

by DodgerofTrolleys on Dec 7, 2011 6:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t really know how Figgins would do. The best I can say is at least he was a pretty damn good player not too long ago. I think the best that can be said about Uribe is that he had a few decent seasons.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 6:29 AM PST up reply actions  

CBills to Reds.... for Yonder Alonzo.. and..

CBills and his $9M to reds for Yonder & a PTBNL..which gives us a solid power1b..
Loney and his $6M ,we pay $3m to Rays..for prospects..
we sign Kuroda for his $12-13M….to replace CBills..

by coloblue on Dec 7, 2011 7:01 AM PST reply actions  

I must be crazy

Because I think Billz is worth more than Alonso

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 7, 2011 7:03 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m not sure how well I’d like this.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 7:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d do Bills for Alonso and Grandal.

by dodgers4life on Dec 7, 2011 7:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d do Bills for Alonso and Gandalf. But not Grendel.

by kinbote on Dec 7, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Gandalf the Grey, but not the White. He has more power.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 7, 2011 8:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d put him at catcher (sorry AJE). He’d be great at blocking the plate.

by kinbote on Dec 7, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He wouldn’t walk anybody either if he was a pitcher.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

YOU SHALL NOT GET A FREE PASS

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

He’d fit in on the Dodgers too, since he’s used to hanging out with Hobbits and Dwarves.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Which reminds me, there’s a rumor than Ned is about to sign Gimli as a utility infielder.

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 7, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Kreacher has the height and gritty veteran attitude Ned likes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

yes!

I know it’s not a women’s integrated league, but Winky looks like she’s got some speed.

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by Ivdown on Dec 7, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Ned gave Dumbledore a two-year contract to find horcruxes.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

Gandalf the White only seems to go after high ceiling HS pitchers

by mintxcore on Dec 7, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

pre-1947 Gandalf the Gray wouldn’t have been allowed to play.

Consider this: Gandalf the Gray was the original Michael Jackson. Entertainer, hung out with little boys all the time, first to go from minority to white to gain power and influence.

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

No way the Reds give up Alonzo because they’re going to lose Votto.

by ishXdavid on Dec 7, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Wild Blue Yonder or Gaby Sanchez, lose Loney…Ethier?

by megaballs on Dec 7, 2011 7:15 AM PST reply actions  

I love the idea of getting a young cost-controlled player, but its not happening.

by BFDC on Dec 7, 2011 7:19 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, when they talk of a cost-neutral move, I gotta believe that they are talking about moving Uribe. Bills maybe, but I just don’t see Ned moving him after he just filled the rotation. So we are looking at a player with and unfavorable contract.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 7:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Carlos Lee is sounding likely

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 7, 2011 7:25 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Would make sense given Ned’s loading up jn infielders. But could there really be a market for Uribe?

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by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 7, 2011 7:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, for the piece of excrement he’s likely got his eye on.

by Freddy V on Dec 7, 2011 7:33 AM PST up reply actions  

To the Astros and Mariners for either of Lee or Figgins, I would say yes. The Astros would be looking to dump some salary and the Mariners just want to move Figgins.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Adding a bat while subtracting Ethier is not adding a bat.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would Frank McCourt keep the parking lots? Nobody is going to give him any money to develop any kind of real estate on DS land.

by Tripon on Dec 7, 2011 7:33 AM PST reply actions  

Is the NFL stadium idea at DS totally dead?

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 7, 2011 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Per the original deal

McCourt paid $100M for that land, parking revenue is probably 6-10M year, he charges Dodgers say 2M for their lease. Plus if the new owners plan to expand, they need to go to him.

by bhsportsguy on Dec 7, 2011 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 7, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Padres get Huston Street

http://twitter.com/#!/harding_at_mlb/status/144448192610713600

by kinbote on Dec 7, 2011 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

“they haveto strike a lot of guys out and not walk anybody”

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I want Uribe to come back this year

he won’t be as bad imho, and then I don’t have to listen to people thinking making jokes about their phone autocorrecting uribe to urine is clever and original.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 7, 2011 8:22 AM PST reply actions  

Wokka Wokka

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by Tommy Blackjack on Dec 7, 2011 8:25 AM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

I agree 100 percent

I feel there’s no way he can be worse, and I have a drink to humma riding on this!

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by Ivdown on Dec 7, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

oh he can be worse

but if he is healthy I think his D makes him a valuable piece anyways. 3rd basemen suck these days.

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 7, 2011 8:26 AM PST up reply actions  

It is nigh impossible that Velez can be worse than last season, but I don’t want him back.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Did you really have to drag poor Eugenio into this? He’s clearly suffered enough. (BTW, the market is strangely quiet on him this offseason).

by kinbote on Dec 7, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Luckily Velez suck levels were much higher than Uribe's suck levels

You’re right about the defense, but I also think Uribe will OPS at least .720.

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by Ivdown on Dec 7, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I think if the Dodgers are actually going after Headley, Kenley Jansen is exactly the type of reliever the Padres (or anyone, I guess) would want. High strikeouts, low walks, throws hard.

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:28 AM PST reply actions  

I’d like Headley. Not sure how he fits though, unless there’s another deal to move Uribe.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Which is why I think any move has to somehow involve Uribe.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

MSTI suggests Uribe + prospect for Lee and then Headley for (I think this is what Mike is alluding to) Bills.

"It takes a special fan to root for a last place moribund bankrupt franchise."

by Little Blue Bicycle on Dec 7, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I would not want to give up Bills for Headly. I’d rather do something like Guerra for Juan Francisco.

by OB12 on Dec 7, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

relievers are relievers are relievers

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Having a great bullpen at the end of the year

was much better than having a shit bullpen for the first 2-3 months. We should keep Jansen unless it’s for someone actually good.

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by Ivdown on Dec 7, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Its nice to want things.

Actually, isn’t the argument that the SD ballpark allows the Padres to go after “pitch to contact” guys. Compared to other clubs, they have less need of a strikeout pitcher (though as you say, anybody would want Jansen)

by Michael White on Dec 7, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, the Harangs of the world can pitch well there. But they do seem to always have power arms in that ’pen.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe for starters? but the relievers they’ve targeted have all been high K-low BB guys.

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

That management team is gone.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 7, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Mike Adams was traded this trade deadline for two minor league pitchers who match that description.

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

They are both starters not relievers.

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 7, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m just saying they match that description :)

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

That management team is gone.

Phil Gurnee, circa 8:34 am

by Eric Stephen on Dec 7, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Hoyer isn’t there anymore?

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Chicago.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Why would we want more guys who play corner positions and can’t slug over .400?

by BFDC on Dec 7, 2011 8:32 AM PST up reply actions  

i actually think he’s a pretty good 3B. Good glove, and I think the bat is ready to break out. Maybe not superstar, but maybe top 10.

by G.Scott on Dec 7, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s a good thing this blog is called TRUE Blue L.A. and not Nearly Almost Mostly Blue L.A.

"It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great."

by Nolij on Dec 7, 2011 8:33 AM PST reply actions  

otherwise the communists would have won

Watch me all in flames, on a butterfly I ride

by nolander on Dec 7, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

We are a Happy Valley.

by kinbote on Dec 7, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Clodhoppers

Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen

by Phil Gurnee on Dec 7, 2011 8:37 AM PST reply actions  

Marlins Talk

I am surprised at Reyes and maybe Pujols given they have young and cost controlled star in Gaby Sanchez, a decent 23 year old SS prospect in Osvaldo Martinez and a potential guy in 22 year old 3b Matt Dominguez.
Obviously, carpe diem in Miami

by megaballs on Dec 7, 2011 8:42 AM PST reply actions  

Dodgers 2012 needs.

1. New owner
2. New General manager
3. A 3rd baseman that has power, 20 hr and 80 rbi’sand at least a 280 batting average and a fielding percentage better than 90% , he can steal 20 bases and has at least 6-10 good years left in them. We dont need twilight players, we don’t need utility players we need an everyday third baseman who can compliment, Kemp, Eithier and Loney and please no more broken down pitchers or steroid induced power hitters we owe a ton of money to players not even with the team anymore.

by California Mobile CPR on Dec 7, 2011 2:23 PM PST reply actions  

You are asking for the impossible!

No 3B has done that in the 2010s. If I remove the 20 SBs part, here’s the guys who have the other numbers in at least one of the last two years and qualified for the batting title:

Rolen – too old for you
Aramis R – too old for you at 34 for 2012
M Young – not really a 3b anymore, older than Aramis
Beltre – not available, will be 33 next year so too old (only guy to do it both years)
D Wright – if you trade for him, you only get him for one year, then he’s a free agent
Casey McGehee – he tanked last year
Ryan Zimmerman – good luck with that
Evan Longoria – good luck with that

BTW, if you can’t field better than .900, you don’t play that position in the bigs.


- The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Dec 7, 2011 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

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SP 44
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