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2011 NL West Offseason Review: Arizona Diamondbacks

After reviewing three teams, we have reached the end of our 2011 NL West offseason review, with the Arizona Diamondbacks. After making the NLCS in 2007 and challenging the Dodgers for the division title in 2008, the Diamondbacks have suffered through two last place finishes and 189 losses in the last two seasons. Will 2011 bring brighter fortunes in the desert?

Five Questions

Arizona Diamondbacks
2010 Record: 65-97
Division Finish:
Last Place, 27 GB
2011 All-Star Game July 12, at Chase Field
2011 at Dodger Stadium:  
May 13-15, Jul 29-31, Sep 12-14
2011 Dodgers at Chase Field: Jul 15-17, Aug 5-7, Sep 26-28
SB Nation blog: AZ Snakepit

1) How awesome is Micah Owings?

Very. He might be my favorite non-Dodger in the NL West. He is back with the D-Backs on a minor league deal, but should he make the club, they have plans to use him both as a pitcher and a hitter. In 198 career plate appearances, Owings is a .293/.323/.538 hitter, and if he can have any kind of success at the plate, he could be an extremely valuable player, with the kind of versatility that creates an extra roster spot. Then again, on the mound, he has a 5.59 ERA the last three years (a 78 ERA+), so maybe he's not much of a two-way threat. No matter, Owings will always have a special place in my heart for getting a game-winning pinch hit double for the Reds against Arizona -- the team that traded him a month and a half earlier -- in the 10th inning on September 13, 2008, as the Dodgers were fighting tooth and nail with the Diamondbacks to reach the playoffs.

2) The Arizona bullpen can't be that bad again, right?

Most likely not. Arizona's bullpen was so bad last year that both A.J. Hinch and Kirk Gibson decided at times to try to avoid it entirely, many times at their own peril, by leaving starters in too long. Diamondback relievers in 2010 were worst in the league in ERA (5.74; a full run worse than the next worse team), WHIP (1.615), walk rate (4.59 per nine innings), and strikeout to walk ratio (1.48). Boston was the only bullpen that allowed more home runs (63) than Arizona's 62 long balls given up, and the D-Backs were 28th in strikeout rate (6.8 per nine innings). Arizona hopes that J.J. Putz at closer, plus a mostly young relief corp will lead to bullpen improvement, and those hopes are well warranted.

3) Is "Barry Enright" Arizonan for "John Ely"?

In a way, yes. Enright was a nice bright spot for the Diamondbacks in the second half, beginning his career 6-2 with a 2.45 ERA through 12 starts. Then, like Ely for the Dodgers, Enright hit the click in the roller coaster, and fell back to Earth, losing his final five starts, giving up 23 runs and 12 home runs (!!!) in 25 2/3 innings. On the season, Enright posted a 3.91 ERA that belied his 4.5 strikeouts per nine innings and 20 home runs allowed in 99 innings. Enright's 5.62 FIP and 5.19 xFIP suggest Enright might have further to fall.

4) Will Justin Upton bounce back?

Bet on it. While we in Los Angeles were occupied with Matt Kemp's subpar 2010, another NL West outfielder suffered a fall from grace last year, too. One year after hitting .300/.366/.532, Upton slid to .273/.356/.442 last year, a 100-point drop in raw OPS. Interestingly, Upton signed a six-year extension last winter worth $51.25 million (a cool $8.75 million less than the first six years of Carlos Gonzalez's deal with Colorado, for instance), then suffered a drop off in performance in year one. I still think there is too much talent in Upton to think he won't improve in 2011, and it's important to note that Upton is a mere 23 years old.

5) How many times has Kevin Towers acquired Geoff Blum?

Three. Towers signed Blum to the Padres in 2005, then traded him midseason to the White Sox, with whom Blum won a World Series. Towers signed Blum again in 2006 in San Diego (and technically, again in 2007, though Blum simply stayed with the same team this time), and then again this winter with Arizona.

Offseason Moves

Diamondbacks Trades This Winter
Team Traded Acquired
Pirates Cesar Valdez rhp Zach Duke lhp
Yankees Scottie Allen rhp Juan Miranda 1b
Orioles Mark Reynolds 3b David Hernandez rhp
Kam Mickolio rhp
Tigers
Kevin Eichhorn rhp
Ryan Robowski lhp
Armando Galarraga rhp

The big trade was the dumping of Mark Reynolds, who fell victim to his propensity to strikeout. He hit .198, but to put that in perspective his 98 OPS+ was indistinguishable from the 99 OPS+ put up by both Dodgers cornermen, James Loney and Casey Blake last year.

Diamondbacks Contracts Signed This Winter
Pos Player Type Total Contract 2011 Salary
OF/IF Willie Bloomquist FA 1 year, $900,000 (+option) $750,000
P Aaron Heilman FA 1 year, $2 million $2,000,000
3B Melvin Mora FA 1 year, $2 million $2,000,000
CL J.J. Putz FA 2 years, $10 million (+option) $4,000,000
OF/1B Xavier Nady FA 1 year, $1.75 million $1,750,000
C Henry Blanco FA 1 year, $1.25 million (+option) $1,000,000
IF Geoff Blum FA 2 years, $2.7 million $1,350,000
SP Joe Saunders Arb 1 year, $5.5 million $5,500,000
SS Stephen Drew Arb 2 years, $15.75 million (+option) $4,650,000
SP Zach Duke Arb 1 year, $4.25 million (+option) $3,500,000
C Miguel Montero Arb 1 year, $3.2 million $3,200,000
2B Kelly Johnson Arb Hasn't signed yet; filed for arb ($4.7m / $6.5m)

Mike Hampton, Wily Mo Pena, and Micah's brother Chris Owings are among the non-roster invitees to spring training.

Star-divide

 

Diamondbacks Players Lost
Pos Player New Team
SP Brandon Webb Rangers
1B Adam LaRoche Nationals
SP Rodrigo Lopez Braves*
SP Kris Benson retired
P Roque Mercedes Brewers
OF Ryan Church still out there
RP Blaine Boyer Mets*
IF Augie Ojeda Cubs*
RP D.J. Carrasco Mets
IF Rusty Ryal Japan
*Minor league deal

 

Here's my guess as to the Diamondbacks' 25-man roster, with a few assumptions mixed in, especially on the pitching staff:

2011 Diamondbacks Under Contract
Pos Player 2011 Age* 2011 Salary
C Miguel Montero 27 $3,200,000
1B Brandon Allen 25 team control
2B Kelly Johnson 29 $5,600,000^
3B Melvin Mora 39 $2,000,000
SS Stephen Drew 28 $4,650,000
LF Xavier Nady 32 $1,750,000
CF Chris Young 27 $5,000,000
RF Justin Upton 23 $4,250,000
IF Geoff Blum 38 $1,350,000
IF/OF Willie Bloomquist 33 $750,000
IF Tony Abreu 26 team control
OF Gerardo Parra 24 team control
C Henry Blanco 39 $1,000,000
SP Joe Saunders 30 $5,500,000
SP Zach Duke 28 $3,500,000
SP Dan Hudson
24 team control
SP Ian Kennedy 26 team control
SP Barry Enright 25 team control
CL J.J. Putz 34 $4,000,000
RHP Aaron Heilman 32 $2,000,000
RHP Esmerling Vazquez 27 team control
RHP Juan Gutierrez 27 team control
RHP David Hernandez 26 team control
RHP Armando Galarraga 29 $2,300,000
RHP Sam Demel 25 team control
Totals (15 players)
$46,850,000
*Age as of June 30, 2011 
^midpoint of Johnson's arb figures

Thanks to Baseball-Reference.com and Cot's Baseball Contracts.

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Very nice article Eric.

I really enjoyed the part about Blum and Owings. Very cool.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

love the caption

one question though,

Arizona’s bullpen was so bad last year that both Eric Wedge and Kirk Gibson decided at times to try to avoid it entirely, many times at their own peril

Did you mean AJ Hinch?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 7:27 AM PST reply actions  

I did

Late night brain fart. And fixed.

Thanks

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 7:38 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

you're welcome

see what Dr. Pepper binges get you?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Eric has been killing it with the captions lately

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

the Rockies one

killed me yesterday.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

He heard that Grant was pretty funny and he was like, “GFY — I am the Caption King!”

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Grant was all “GFY” and your subconscious was all “Wanna help?”

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

The Guantlet was thrown. I had to respond.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

This owings plan sounds so desperate and gimmicky

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 7:30 AM PST reply actions  

under

gibson fired aug 15

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 7:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Just under

72-90

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 7:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Under, that might be the third worst rotation in baseball.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That rotation is so bad

Although I think Dan Hudson is going to be pretty solid.

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

If they’re lucky he’ll be the next Max Scherzer. They always wanted one of those.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Max Scherzer was always really fun to watch. At least for the 4 innings his starts usually lasted.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Getting sent to a good team fixed that problem. Man threw more innings than Kershaw last year.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

15 innings in the minors.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Works for me when we’re talking about him pitching more than four innings a start.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Sure, total innings

His stint in the minors reminded me of when Doc Halladay was sent to the minors only to return and become what he is today.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't think the rotation is THAT bad

I think Hudson is a stud. Kennedy had a very nice season last year and is still young. Duke has been crap, but for a 4th starter, you could do much worse.

Plus, there’s depth in Galarraga (and Hernandez) if Enright or Duke screws the pooch.

by Nolij on Feb 3, 2011 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Kennedy was lucky to get away with what he did. I don’t think you appreciate how bad Duke is.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 8:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably not

I’m probably giving the Pirates organization too much credit for his suck and not Duke himself. I am glad, however, that Ned didn’t go after him. He kinda seems like a Ned guy to me.

by Nolij on Feb 3, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I would rather have Galarraga start ahead of one of those mooks in the rotation

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:33 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s really bad. No one would have even wanted him (except the team that’s actively acquiring really bad players (the Diamondbacks))if it weren’t for kinda throwing a perfect game.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 8:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Have you actually compared the numbers of Galarraga and Duke? Armando’s are better than Duke’s. But that’s like comparing a bucket of cat piss to a handful of ass.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Worse strike outs, worse walks, better home run rate. They both suck pretty equally.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Hence the cat piss and ass.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

and both

now in a hitters park.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel bad for them.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Never feel bad for a major league baseball player. They have as good a life as God has ever created for anyone.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know how long they are going to be, that’s why I feel bad.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I had a hard time figuring out their starting rotation. I figured all the guys (with Galarraga) would make the team, so for purposes of counting the 25-man roster, it didn’t matter who was in the rotation and who was in the bullpen.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

FWIW

Bleacher Report ranks them 24th. That seems closer to where I’d put them.

by Nolij on Feb 3, 2011 8:38 AM PST up reply actions  

But they have the Dodgers at #10 which seems insulting. Especially when the Cardinals are planning to give 60+ starts to Jake Westbrook and the ghost of Kyle Lohse.

by Nolij on Feb 3, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Thats bullshit.

We are probably in the top 5.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You guys are debating the merits of something on Bleacher Report.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm pointing out BS.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

just point out BR

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

ha!

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

There should be an autoban script

for anyone posting anything from there

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Then we’d be just as bad as they are.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

How else would we know who has the 37th best butt in sports?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Spoiler alert!

It’s me.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Incorrect. Billz takes spots 1 – 36, and then some catcher takes 37th.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

My Bills impression is #37.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

We would?

its just horrible articles that are only written to make people angry and argue in the comments, and then every time someone posts it here someone else gets up in arms like its a legit list that should be debated.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you meant on here.

And I think Grant is a fantastic writer.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

he's talking

about Bleacher Report

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

OH

yeah. Hahaha. My b. I’m going to go back to alphabetizing things.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

i wouldn't get too insulted from something on Bleacher report

they almost never know what they’re talking about.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Top 7 at least

after the Giants and Phillies there is plenty of debate to be had over who belongs in the top 5

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

We are going to be giving

32 starts to Jon Garland. Don’t be all glad handing our rotation just yet.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

32?

I heard he was already injured

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Garland

will pitch just lousy enough to irritate everyone but not lousy enough to ever get removed from the rotation.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 8:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Right

at the end of the season he will have something like 2.2 fWAR and we will all wonder how in the heck did he do that.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

No.

Remember he gets injured when he is 16-2 and Padilla comes in and goes 16-1. We have 7 pitchers with 16 wins, remember?

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t you rather have Ryan Church then Jay Gibbons?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 7:44 AM PST reply actions  

Yes

Better to miss third base than never get there.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 7:52 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That reminds me..

Does anyone remember A.J. Ellis bunt triple in Houston?

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

i remember his slide

and then Kershaw’s reaction to it.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Lol

Kershaw was going to eat him.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Right

Wasn’t that the start of AJ Ellis going on fire?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Fuck Houston kicked the shit out of that play. It was like 2 or 3 errors in a row.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I know who my favorite follow is on Twitter, no offense
ochocinco Chad Ochocinco
Goodmorning world, I love you motherfuckers
http://twitpic.com/3w3y9u

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

I just saw him on the Dan Patrick show..

And he was all, “Nigga its all Ocho-land.”

… Did he just call Dan Patrick…?

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair, that’s what I call Dan Patrick too.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 8:15 AM PST up reply actions  

You don’t wanna know what I call him.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, Dan Patrick is a G.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I never denied. I just said you don’t wanna know.

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I really love Ochocinco. He made up a twitter account for his singing alter ego. Amazing.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

have you heard

Brian Wilson is back on twitter?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

WHAT?!

No! Is he @brianwilson?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

with a 38 at the end, I believe.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Link

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

sorry, should have elaborated

that’s a link to the yahoo story saying he’s back on twitter.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn, there goes Maddz and her virtuous ways

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 3, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha. I’d have to have virtuous ways in the first place to lose them. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

That is why it was funny…but now it is not :(

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 3, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha no, that’s always funny. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

i figured your joke

is kind of a set up for Maddz’z

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd rather

He were lying in bed. Just like he did.

by Nolij on Feb 3, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

he is another twitter pussy

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know why this made me laugh so much…mostly because it was written in a blog as a response to a twitter comment. Somehow I just find the insult funny and backfiring a bit.

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 3, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how many

if any, D-backs fans will stop by today….

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 8:50 AM PST reply actions  

Doubtful. The site sometimes feels like

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I have an involuntary flinch when I see that picture because McC used to use that to describe TBLA (with “True Blue LA” on the building sign)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Joke’s on them – now we have a bustling community with intelligent posting.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

We

always had intelligent posting, all ten of us.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

The main thing that changed was the amount of comments. Not a slight against TBLA’s halcyon days. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

You mean that’s not your apartment? Where are the basement stairs?

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Serously?

Man… Well now they can seriously screw off with that.

And hey, most of our comments have actual coherent words strung together! Even if often off topic!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Well they are pretty lively during the season

in the game threads.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Hello

:-)

"While Mrs. SnakePit watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value. And it was awesome."

by Jim McLennan on Feb 3, 2011 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

wassup

enjoy the writeup?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Seemed fair

But I’d expect nothing less from Eric. I’m not expecting us at all to contend in 2011. It’s more a reloading year, as we build towards 2012 and beyond. If we can reach the high-70’s in wins, I’ll be very happy, as all I’m looking for is a platform from which we can make a push in 2012. Whether we get there or not may depend on whether or not we bother to call up our top pitching prospect Jarrod Parker.

I’ll take the over on Xeifrank’s number, mostly due to the vastly less-sucky bullpen. We were 6-18 last year when tied at the start of the 8th inning. If we can simply get back to .500 in those games, the six extra wins would take us to 73. Problem solved. :-)

"While Mrs. SnakePit watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value. And it was awesome."

by Jim McLennan on Feb 3, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

We were 6-18 last year when tied at the start of the 8th inning.

That is amazing.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

There should be some dead cats bouncing in Arizona.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially after late March, when I am in Glendale for spring training. :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Grrrrr

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Nothing to see here.

Just another coherent comment with intelligent words strung together.

Albeit off-topic.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

they can't read

the fact that there are no LOLcats makes them think no one is here. :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

d'oh

that was about MCC, I was looking where i posted that.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t*

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

LOLDodgers

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

i wonder

if they know Martin’s not here anymore.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh

I seriously debated tossing in a LOLcat picture, which would be sort of on topic at least, as a way of satire but thought it wouldn’t come across. So never mind.

Next!

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I always appreciate them, Udog.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

And 2-14 tied at the start of the ninth...

Link

"While Mrs. SnakePit watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value. And it was awesome."

by Jim McLennan on Feb 3, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

what's the general feeling

of Gibby as a manager?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Dunno about the players, but he strikes the fear of god into me...

He’s definitely old-school, and will run a tighter ship – he already started clamping down on things like iPads in the clubhouse immediately before games. With the departure of Reynolds and LaRoche, he’s going to have to manufacture more runs, so curious to see how he’s going to do that. Ramp up the running game perhaps?

"While Mrs. SnakePit watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value. And it was awesome."

by Jim McLennan on Feb 3, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I heard a story on MLB Network last year about Gibson in 1988 with the Dodgers, and Wikipedia has it as well:

the Dodgers used to play a game called “flinch”, where a person would fake throwing a punch at another and, if the other person flinched, the one who faked the blow would get to punch the other in the chest. Orel Hershiser tried this with Gibson, and Gibson responded by shoving Hershiser with his forearm (“forearm shiver”) and telling him sternly, “I don’t play ‘Flinch’!”

Gibson definitely has the red ass.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

i was surprised he seemed ok with that bit of tomfoolery involving Kelly Johnson and “It’s Raining Men”.

Well he smiled at least.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

i just love the look on Kelly Johnson's face

“You motherfuckers”

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha the look on his face is amazing

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

What's Parker's assumed ETA as of now?

September?

Yeah the bullpen could not be worse, has to be improved, so that alone will have them competing more at least… Tough division this year imho makes it a bit harder.

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

It gets overlooked, but I feel like outside of one fluke season (2005? Padres won at 82-80?) the NL West is always either winning the wild card or is deep in the playoffs.

2010: Giants win WS
2009: Dodgers in NLCS
2008: Dodgers in NLCS
2007: Rockies in WS
2006: Dodgers win WC
2005: Never happened.
2004: Astros won WC with 92 wins, Giants had 91
2003: Giants had 100 wins
2002: Giants in WS, DBacks win WC
2001: DBacks win WS

Just in the last ten years, it’s been a pretty competitive division outside of a couple years.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s not what ESPN tells me, so I don’t believe you.

/everyone else ever

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh

Yeah, it does seem the division is often dismissed as weak or inconsequential and then lo and behold it often has among the best pitching staffs and sometimes 2 playoff teams. And occasional WS winner. But hey, it’s the opposite of East Coast so it doesn’t matter.

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

They can’t see the West Coast from the top floors of the ESPN Compound, so therefore the NL West doen’t exist.

I'm sayin' "What's in it for me?"

by iiidown on Feb 3, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

it did when Atlanta was in it.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

This seems like it’s in line with randomness. There’s at worst a 50% chance (give or take a few) that your division will send someone to the NLCS.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, considering how often the NL Central is touting as being able to smash the NL West…

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

smash

like a pop fly into Matt Holliday’s ballsack

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

playoff series are hardly a coin flip. Having to actually play a game against an opponent doesn’t equate to chance.

I get your point, I just think that’s a far too simplistic way of looking at it.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

They aren’t, but the results of a five game series between two pretty good teams are much closer to 50-50 than the 95-5 that it’s made out to be.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

How does being in one of three divisions equate to a 50% chance? Or is 33% and 50% the same to you?

by berkowit28 on Feb 3, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Your division is guaranteed to have one slot in a division series. That team has ~ a 50% of winning that series, so there’s a ~ a 50% chance your division will make it to the LCS.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Three divisions + one WC =

NLE Winner
NLC Winner
NLW Winner
WC Team

Assuming chances of winning first round series is 50/50, the NLW winner has a 50% of making it to the NLCS. Now if the WC winner is from the NLW then you would have a 1 – (.5 * .5) = 75% chance of having a NLW team in the NLCS.

MFTMFW

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

what about

when they add another WC?

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

interesting question.

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Without knowing any details, I would imagine yes.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok then you have three scenarios

let’s assume our division of interest in the NLW

Scenario 1: both wild cards come from the NLW
= 1 – (.5 * .5) = 75% chance an NLW team makes NLCS

Scenario 2: one wild card team comes from the NLW
= 1 – (.5 * .75) = 62.5% chance an NLW team makes the NLCS.

Scenario 3: no wild card teams come from the NLW
= 1 – (.5 * 1) = 50% chance an NLW team makes the NLCS.

So you have three ranges, 50%, 62.5% and 75%. Now of course each scenario itself probably has a different probability of occurring.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Of course. Need to protect the possibility of the next two best records being the Yanks and Bosox finishing behind the Rays in the AL East.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

haha

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

No rush

Except in the very unlikely event of us being in contention. We may not see him at all this season – no point starting the arb. clock. Don’t forget, he’s still recovering from Tommy John, though that surgery was 15 months ago. September would make sense, let him get his feet wet in a few, low-pressure games.

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by Jim McLennan on Feb 3, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I'll also be linking here

In tomorrow’s link dump, so you might get a few more invaders.

"While Mrs. SnakePit watched one of the most highly acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock fest with absolutely no redeeming value. And it was awesome."

by Jim McLennan on Feb 3, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

We'll all be gone by then!

these threads don’t last like they used to…

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Only if she’s a cat lady that knits.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Thankfully I crochet. :D

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

like a layman knows the diff. At least I didn’t write “sews”.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Does anyone know when Brandon’s new article is supposed to be up? I know today, but what time?

If this doesn't get Maria Sharapova to notice me, nothing will.

by Corncake on Feb 3, 2011 8:59 AM PST reply actions  

Either 500 comments here or 01:00 PM, whichever comes 1st.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I think 800 is the new 500. Maybe it’s me, but my shitty work computer hasn’t had a problem of late with more comments; of course, I’m not going in and out of the thread, trying to load it multiple times.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I find it odd that Rickey Henderson never had a season with double-digit triples. In fact, never more than 7. I figured playing in the Colliseum and the bigger ballparks of yore he’d have more opportunities. Maybe he just wanted to steal third instead.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:01 AM PST reply actions  

According to Three Nights in August, he was good at stealing but kind of lackadaisical at base running.

And thought that the A’s were giving preferential treatment to Conseco.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

They should have been paying more attention to Walt Weiss.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Triples are made by running hard out of the box, Rickey not so much. Kind of the same complaint I’ve had about Matt kemp leaving the batters box if the ball is in the air.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

That was the point that Bissinger made

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Rob Neyer took a look at this a few years ago:

by guy clinch on Feb 3, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t have time to really research this, but I’m surprised one theory wasn’t that as a leadoff hitter, he hit far more often with no outs, and maybe more often with two outs than one out, because he’s hitting after weakest part of the lineup. The old baseball adage is never make the first or last out at third base, so he would have risked it less?

Rickey has over 6300 PA with no outs, and close to equal in the other two categories (about 1% more with two outs), totaling nearly 7000 combined. Though another leadoff guy, Brett Butler, tripled at a higher rate (being lefty helps a little), with similar ratios in batting with outs, although he did hit with one out about 10% more than two outs. A middle of the order guy, like Manny Ramirez, is nearly equally spread amongst the three possibilities.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

you’d need to look at 0 and 2 outs with nobody on base. He very well could have just had a guy running in front of him some of those times.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Rickey’s so good he didn’t need to hit triples to make it fair to the other team.

The average leadoff hitter in 83 had 7 triples, since you’d expect a man with 108 steals to be above average, you can’t just blame the lineup position.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I was just surprised it wasn’t amongst the theories.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

It was so good that I had to look it up and see if it was true.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

The secret to life (and survival in the aerospace biz) is to be able to say lots of stuff that sounds plenty plausible, whether or not is in fact true.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

This is how I’ve lived my whole life.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

It is the cornerstone of my career, for sure. OTOH, my wife knows full well when I’m bullshitting or not.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Ain’t that a bitch. :)

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

errr NOT YOUR WIFE! I meant not being able to BS.

Ohh, poor word choice. :(

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I have used this tactic well in my IT career.

Management-type: “How did you get the network back up?”

Me: “Flushed the revers ARP cache and everything started flowing!”

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

bouncing servers: easy as hell :D

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know what you just said, so I would simply nod. :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It is just an amalgamation of tech buzz words that, together, means absolutely nothing.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha. I figured. I would just nod since we have an understanding that I can talk baseball during work hours.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

The beginning of all this

was in Airport (1970) with Dean Martin (Pilot) talking to brilliant passenger when they were making a turn and they didn’t want anyone to know they were doing it. You tube has a bazillion video’s from Airport but none of this scene. to bad.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The worst

is when you don’t know what you did to fix it something.

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

We call that silent typing.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I always like the approach of opening something up, jiggling a few things around, then turning the printer on an off, and viola it works and the user thinks you did something other then turning it on an off.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Nothing like restarting the printer cache to be a hero.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

JTFC. The Gospel, folks. :)

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Triple are by definition SSS over something as small as a season, I’d think. That’s why I did a quick comp to a guy like Butler, a fast guy with a long career who led off. But your conclusion still holds up.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

i read that yesterday

unbelieveable

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

He's officially the douchiest owner in sports

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

DTS does a fist pump

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, he's even douchier than Sterling

Er, maybe it’s a close call… but has a longer list of bad behavior.

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Not only would I never have seen the story (which I only glanced at), I didn’t even know Dan Snyder was Jewish.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Well as Charles Krauthammer would remind you, “”http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/24/AR2006092400947.html" target="new">Everyone is Jewish until proven otherwise."

by StolenMonkey86 on Feb 3, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Pretty crazy that he started a sentence off with “http://”

;)

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

One of Snyder’s charges is that the drawing on his picture is “anti-Semitic”.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand that he is playing the card, but why does it matter that you didn’t even know he was Jewish? Does that make him any more or less of a d-bag?

by Nolij on Feb 3, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

No, it’s a comment on how little I would know about Dan Snyder if he’d stop being a d-bag.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

World's most Visionary Cities

One American City is on this list.

Before clicking on the link can you guess which one?

http://travel.yahoo.com/p-interests-37533159

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:30 AM PST reply actions  

My first guess was Denver. After looking, I’m still in disbelief.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m guessing it’s Omaha, Nebraska

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Shocking right?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't know how shocking it is

i have never been there to judge for myself.

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by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

True

I love the idea.

What did you think of the Russian Stadium sports stadium, looks like something you would enter and then take off in.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I like it

I think new stadiums in the US lack imagination and just another area we are getting our asses kicked.

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I would guess Portland or Seattle, but I blame Josie for planting those cities in my head.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll guess a wild card. Boston

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting Decision.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Seriously.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

One hint

it hosts a major league baseball team.

Some might know that team has my favorite player on it.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Tampa Bay?

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

No

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

San Francisco

Pat Burrell is your favorite player, right?

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

We traded James Loney?

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

nice

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Phil’s favorite player used to be a Dodger minor leaguer.

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Ahhhh. It must be Pittsburgh. ;)

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

its also not the only city doing urban gardening, though that may be the largest project

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

There is a lot of “urban farming” going on in the SFV. I can tell because I’ve seen several hydroponics stores around. On a related note, tons of fast-food restaurants here too.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, well done.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Lots of “urban farming” up in the Humbolt area. :)

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

except in Humbolt you get more granola than fast food. Hey imagine a fast food granola place? I bet it’d have a bike lane rather than a drive through.

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

And hey have you seen this in the news recently

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I am not like Jay Leno, if anything I’m Conan-esque : )

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I feel terrible about it, but you just threw that one over the plate.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

I have internet ADD, way better than on TV ADD

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

"Healthy" food places never have a damn drive through

I don’t want to have to get out of my car to get my jamba juice and subway and flame broiler durnit!

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

A while back

Chrissie Hynde disagreed.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I guessed Seattle

Not really close

by keithc13 on Feb 3, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Cupcake Wars!

My cousin got invited to audition for Cupcake Wars on Food Network. She is sending in her video this season. She is ridiculously awesome at decorative baking (or anything, really).

She made a cake for my niece a few weeks ago for her graduation from Cal Poly Pomona, a replica of the CLA building:

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:43 AM PST reply actions  

Wow

that is awesome

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

By “this season,” I meant “this weekend.”

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

My sister tells me

the building is actually totally messed up
a) it was supposed to point to LA I think, but the pointed it wrong and it points elswhere
b) Its doing a leaning tower of Pisa act.

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

They might have to actually tear it down

http://www.whittierdailynews.com/news/ci_10347262

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

oops

article is capoot

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Similarly, due to transportation shifting, the CLA cake above also threatened to collapse, before it was readjusted :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:48 AM PST up reply actions  

swesoke.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes the little things

make you a star at work.

My friend from Kansas arrived this week with 30 Girl Scout Cookie boxes for his wives family, and us. So I got to bring in the cookies to work six weeks before the California Girl Scouts deliver their cookies. The thin mints and shortbreads are being devoured as we speak.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:46 AM PST reply actions  

Awesome. Extra points for Phil.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

thin mints

FTMFW

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

shortbread

FTMFW

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Samoas FTMFW. :(

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

this

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 3, 2011 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

ES – square dancing fan. Who knew?

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

My elementary school yearbook

Man, I forgot which year. Want to say fourth grade. I need to dig up that picture and scan it in.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

For real? Yes, yes you do.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s not as good as the picture that made the yearbook of me in first grade in the middle of story time or whatever zipping my pants up.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

In fourth grade, our teacher died in the middle of the year. For whatever reason, they decided instead of giving us grades, they would make us put on a production of Julius Caesar. I was cast as Brutus and at one point during the play, I switch my toga cord to signify that I have switched sides.

My toga fell off when I took off the first cord (and yes, I was wearing clothes underneath). But instead of putting my toga back on and then continuing my monologue, I attempted to put it back on while continuing with the monologue.

My mom and grandmother were laughing so hard they were crying.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

For whatever reason, they decided instead of giving us grades, they would make us put on a production of Julius Caesar.

Still more plausible than the plot of “Dead Man On Campus.”

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

or that other movie, what was it, Rejected or some such, where they built their own college from a nut house?

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Accepted

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

i've never seen that movie

but I remember when it came out.

“Wait, so basically, they’re such fuck-ups and in need of good grades they’re willing to have someone DIE?!”

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I really do like Dead Man on Campus. It has a ton of LOL moments.

Plus, the triumphant return of Zack Morris.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember seeing that in the theater

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Jake Busey, after he sets the girl’s (Alyson Hanigan?) hair on fire: “So I guess a blow job is out of the question?”

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Seeking revenge and wardrobe malfunctions. Foreshadowing?

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

In my 5th and 6th grade class

Every Thursday afternoon at 2 we had “Rhythm”. This was almost always square-dancing (in the LAUSD!) on the auditorium stage, IIRC. At that age I was terrified to touch a girl’s hand. It was really awkward.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

In high school, there was some sort of gathering of all the music kids in the school. The guitar/choir teacher was really young and very attractive. This is going to come as a surprise, but I was known for dancing in high school — whenever we did a latin piece in jazz band, I would salsa in the back when I wasn’t playing) — and they pulled me up on stage to dance meringue.

With the hot guitar teacher.

The color red I achieved has only been matched by the blood in Dexter.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

in HS, you danced in nothing but whipped egg whites and sugar??

Who was “they” that pulled you up, exactly? Hot Guitar Teacher’s henchmen?

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

merengue, my bad. yo soy una gringa. :)

Actually, my teachers did. :(

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I just like the visual of females dancing in nothing but meringue.

Teachers have the knack of knowing just the right person to target for things.

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by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Andy Pettite is retiring

Yanks are in trouble…CC and Hughes and pray for booze?

Or you know, we’ll just trade ’em Padilla for a top prospect. :-) /make up absurd trades

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:48 AM PST reply actions  

He’ll just wait until after July, when he is expected to be a witness in the Roger Clemens trial.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't sound that absurd

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Well I was gonna suggest Padilla for Montero

I wouldn’t turn that down!

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Mets will trade them Johan for a couple C prospects and pay half his salary.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Would you

trade Billingsley for Montero/Chamberlain/Betances

We need offense, they need pitching.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Dunno

Not sure I would. Especially since I am dubious that Chamberlain has much to offer right now…

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That is a good question. I don’t know about Betances, but Montero would be a good addition and Chamberlain could move into the bullpen with Padilla sliding into the rotation.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know who Chamberlain and Betances is.

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, that Chamberlain.

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, not the former British Prime Minister. I don’t think he’s very good at baseball.

:D

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I just assumed it was a prospect I’d never heard of.

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

i read that as project, and suddenly wondered when the two of you joined MI-6

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Maybe. I’d rather have Banuelos though. Also depends on if Montero can actually play C. Guess you’d have to rely on your scouts for that.

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

even if he ends up as a 1B, I’d want him. Depending on 2011 Loney of course.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah probably. Montero is an absolute stud and could help the team immediately. Joba clearly has the talent to succeed so maybe he just needs a different environment. Betances is a live arm at least.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

But I thought Montero wasn’t expected to stick at catcher. Does he become our 1B? If so, has he had much time at 1B?

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

1st base

is realistic, and to be honest with that bat I wouldn’t even think about screwing around with him at catcher.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Run him out there instead of Barajas this year, if it’s really a disaster send him back down, convert him to first and he takes over for Loney in 2012.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

You’d then be forced to eat the 1mil you gave Navarro and would be putting the most expensive catcher in the division on the bench.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m willing to make these sacrifices.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Montero could always just stay in the minors until an injury or someone proves to be ineffective.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t see justifying trading Chad Billingsley for a regressing reliever and someone to stash in the minors.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

If it is a case of how you sell it to the public then Chamberlain is the headliner of that deal anyway. The other two are just prospects that most people haven’t heard of.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The issue isn’t the public, the issue is getting no guaranteed MLB player in return outside of a soon-to-be-expensive middle reliever. Montero is a top prospect, sure, but he’s still just a prospect.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

If we where doing the deal

we would have to be way out of contention imho. Even then Ned wouldn’t do it.

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Or we’d have to be IN contention, with Padilla, Garland, Lilly, Kuroda and Kershaw healthy and pitching well, and an offer on the table for an offensive upgrade to put us over the top.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't do it for Montero then

but I would consider trading Bills in that situation but it would have to be for someone like Fielder

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Right. Depends on the situation is what I’m saying.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Agree with that. I would hate to weaken our pretty awesome rotation for the potential of a power prospect. That, and Chamberlain seems like an ass clown to me.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I would hate to give up Billingsley, but I think it would be pretty awesome if somebody acquires Joba, then puts him in the starting rotation and he just dominates. That would make me smile.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

FTFY
Agree with that. I would hate to weaken our pretty awesome rotation for the potential of a power prospect. That, and Chamberlain seems like an ass clown to meis a Yankee.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

This and I really can’t see us making a serious effort to re-sign Bills. Yeah, I’d do it.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Would the Yankees? I doubt it.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Based on the

fact they have Teixeira/Posada and Montero is not a catcher, it seems the knowledgeable Yankee expect Montero to be moved for pitching at some point.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Yea but only for an Ace :)

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

I could see the Yankees being interested, especially after they watch their #s 3-5 pitchers crap on the mound for 2 months. That said, I’d still rather not trade Bills… (but it is tempting in this case)

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

He is the only chip we have to bring back a young, cost controlled power hitter.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Billz is probably my favorite Dodger right now, but you are right. If they aren’t going to sign him to an extension, we’d get max value for him this year at the deadline.

Plus once the Yankees got involved, Billz would suddenly be a guy on the verge of being an “Ace”.

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

My Bills homerism simply won’t allow me to sign off on this.

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I would not take that trade well

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I cried when DeWitt was traded, I think I would be inconsolable and then very drunk if Billz were traded.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

What about when he just leaves in FA?

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

That depends on the circumstances, I guess.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

You cried for him? So emo.

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by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha, I was hormonal and hungover. I was embarrassed, too. :)

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Man

that was a punch in the dick, then trading mcdonald. Ugh I hate you so much Ned.

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by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I would totally watch all of his games if he were playing for a team that wasn’t Los Angeles.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

YEs

Especially if we are not willing to lock up Chad to something long term (if that is what the FO is thinking)

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by robotmadeofnails on Feb 3, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a huge hit

for the Yankee’s. The rotation is really in trouble now unless AJ Burnett bounces back and Hughes steps it up a notch.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounds odd for the Yankees

but for the first time in a while they have some pretty good pitching depth in the minors who are not far off. Possible guys who could help by mid-season. I also don’t think Nova will be that bad as 4th/5th guy. Burnett is the huge question mark. They really need him to bounce back.

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

CC Hughes Burnett Brackman and Mitre?

I know if we had that rotation the last two years we’d be pretty excited. With the offense they have, they’re still contenders.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

If we had their offense, I'd be okay with that rotation

But I can’t imagine being excited by all 5, especially without their offense.

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by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn't be

the back three are bad pitchers.

That is like saying you’d be happy to see
Kershaw, McDonald, Burnett, Withrow, and Monk

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d still like my chances if I could roll out Gardner, Jeter, Tex, ARod, Cano, Swisher, Posada, Granderson, Martin everyday.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

A.J. Burnett had a bad year. He is not a bad pitcher.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:01 AM PST up reply actions  

He is now.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

To elaborate

Per Baseball HQ:

It’s not what any team wants to see out of its $82 million investment. Since 2007, just about everything is in free-fall mode:
    * His Dom has gone from elite to just-passable.
    * His Ctl, rarely a strong point before, has worsened in the past two seasons, and dropped his Cmd below the 2.0 threshold.
    * Parallel BPV and xERA trends encapsulate his increasing struggles.
The past two seasons are more alarming when one considers that his seasonal BPV low between 2004-2008 was 98. In New York, he’s been consistently mediocre: half-season xERAs of 4.31/4.47/4.53/4.54 (2009-2010) and half-season BPVs (same periods) of 55/57/43/50. Be careful of overvaluing Burnett’s name this offseason; current skills say he’s a shell of his former self.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

You know what DOM is
You know what CTL is
You know what Cmd is
xERA is simply their own version of FIP / xFIP
BPV stands for Base Pitching Value – 100 being great, takes all of the peripherals and comes up with a number. Maybe the single best number to use when evaluating the current skills a pitcher possesses.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

“WAR is stupid”

“Here is Player X’s BPV”

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

They have nothing to do with each other. At all.

As xeifrank noted, Garland could end the season with a war 2.2 but that does not make him a good pitcher. Peripherals are peripherals.

I’ve noted the definition before:

Pitching BPV: ((Dominance Rate – 5.0) x 18) + ((4.0 – Walk rate) x 27) + (Ground ball rate as whole number – 40)
This formula combines the individual raw skills of dominance, control and the ability to keep the ball on the ground, all characteristics that are unaffected by most external team factors. In tandem with a pitcher’s strand rate, it provides a complete picture of the elements that contribute to a pitcher’s ERA, and therefore serves as an accurate tool to project likely changes in ERA. BENCHMARKS: A BPV of 50 is the minimum level required for long-term success. The elite of the bullpen aces will have BPV’s in excess of 100 and it is rare for these stoppers to enjoy long term success with consistent levels under 75.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

We disagree entirely on WAR

Garland is in fact a good pitcher. There is actual value in what he provides.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I will take a pitcher with skills and give him 180 innings over a pitcher with low skills and give him 180 innings. At the end of those 180 innings my pitcher most of the time will have a higher WAR then the pitcher with a low skill set because the pitcher with the better skill set is simply the better pitcher.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

But who are we talking about in respect to Garland? To whom are you comparing him?

There is another factor, such as likelihood of actually pitching 180 innings. I will bet on Garland being able to take the ball every fifth day and be at or close enough to league average.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not quite following what you are arguing against.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he’s saying Garland doesn’t have a good set of skills, despite what WAR tells us.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m curious if he thinks his pretty consistent 2+ WAR is wrong? His peripherals aren’t great, his K/9 rate is very low but his BB/9 and GB rates are average to slightly above average compared to other NL starters. His innings eating capability has some added benefit too.

More Garland = less AAAA fodder.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

The less Monk/Ely/Haeger we have to suffer through, the better. Agreed.

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by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s average, not good, he’s basically a Zach Duke. Out of the possible 93 starting pitchers in the NL, his BPV of 51 is 71st. Now yes, he has a history of actually being able to pitch 180 innings so that is to his credit, as a GM do you give him those 180 innings knowing exactly what you are going to get production wise, or do you acquire a higher skill set pitcher and give him the opportunity to pitch every fifth day. Will that pitchers skill set decline the more he pitches, can he pitch 180 innings, these are the trade offs.

WAR tells us nothing about a players skill set, only what the production was. It is great for comparing who did what in the past, I think it is useless for telling us what they are going to do in the future. Looking at Garlands skill set I doubt he can give another 2.2 WAR performance in 2011.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I still don’t know how or why Garland became the subject here. I don’t even know what you are arguing.

I made a joke about WAR because you always completely dismiss it out of hand, and then tossed out BPV like anyone knows what the hell it is.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Ha

the original goes back to AJ Burnett and why I don’t have much faith in him bouncing back for the Yankee’s.

I took your joke for snide and went overboard.

I’ve posted about BPV before with you because you have asked for the definition before. Thought since this was a conversation between us, I didn’t need to elaborate on the definition.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Do projections tell us

what we think a player will do in the future? Are there good projections (starting pitchers) out there that you believe in? if so, those projections can be plugged in to FIP and have a fWAR spit out. You don’t start with WAR when projecting out a player, but you sure can end with it. You say Garland is average, I assume based off of BPV and WAR says he is close to average too. Not sure what to say.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I must admit

I’ve never heard of BPV until now. Would like to see it scaled to an ERA type of number and compared with the ERA, FIP, xFIP, SIERA, tERAs of the world. Kind of like Sky Kalkman’s recent article at BP showing how the different metrics stack up against each other based on sample sizes (IP).

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Yankees trying to bring back 2003

CC
Prior
Burnett
Colon
Garcia

Of course, Mariano Rivera keeps pitching like it’s 2003.

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by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m inclined to say Brown, just because his peak was longer IMO, but Lee can change that in the next few years.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Brown’s 8th best season is better than Lee’s 2nd best.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

based on?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

ERA+. If you go to WAR (which is the only thing that’s defense neutral and park adjusted that’s easy to find) it goes

Brown
Brown
Lee
Brown
Brown
Brown
Brown
Lee
Brown
Lee

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

just think it is important that with so many metrics available that when someone makes a claim like that they let us know what metric they are using or display a table or give us a link.

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by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Does Brown beat Halladay also?

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Doing a quick look, it doesn’t look like it.

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

That being said

Brown in 1996 with the Marlins is better than any year Halladay had based on ERA+

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Based on BB-Ref WAR

Brown
Brown
Roy
Roy
Roy
Roy
Roy
Brown

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

lets play mad libs
PEOPLE PROBLEMS

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh FFS

[insert thing here] PEOPLE PROBLEMS

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Your signature reminds me of Bioshock.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

hah it does seem like it would fit

Its actually a Terry Pratchett quote but I have no idea from where

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

If I were still IM-friendly with Alyssa Finley, I’d try and float a Wii version of Bioshock.

Using the wrench would become AMAZING.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Daniel Hudson

I look forward to seeing him pitch. I know him personally he is a very humble guy.

by Dodgerblue8188 on Feb 3, 2011 9:53 AM PST reply actions  

I still think he should’ve been our LFer.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

I am a fan, especially considering the alternatives.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

so, Pettite is retiring

how does his HOF case look?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:10 AM PST reply actions  

Not a Hall of Famer
Will likely be voted a Hall of Famer, eventually

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

how much

does the steroid thing hurt him?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Everyone forgot already since he wasn’t jacked.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

He apologized (for nothing specifically), so he’s in the “good guy” pile.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Unless you’re everyone else who asked for forgiveness, in which case fuck you.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

How many others actually fessed up?

Giambi and?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

McGwire. Other Giambi, Lawton, probably other guys I’m forgetting.

McGwire saw his Hall votes drop after he admitted it. Giambi and Lawton were never heard from again.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

McGwire also denied it for how long? Pettite didn’t wait very long to admit it. Giambi admitted it pretty quickly too.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Does A-Rod count?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

he admitted it.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:21 AM PST up reply actions  

and everyone dropped it afterwards

People hate the ones who take forever to fess up, or continue to deny it.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Manny didn’t really say anything — you think that’ll come up again?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps

but sportswriters already hated him anyways.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

They also hate those pesky ones who claim innocence when the public is sold on their guilt.

/Jeff Bagwell.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s below the Brown/Mussina/Schilling group. Will probably Jack Morris his way in.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

especially

with all the Postseason games he’s won.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Arizona’s bullpen was so bad last year that both A.J. Hinch and Kirk Gibson decided at times to try to avoid it entirely, many times at their own peril, by leaving starters in too long.

I remember this; this is why Ze German had to come in for a few innings of relief, right?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 10:13 AM PST reply actions  

E-Jax was awesome in that game (9 shutout innings), but one of the games I was thinking of was May 12, when Jackson was done in the seventh inning and after 120 pitches was left in to face Manny Ramirez with the bases loaded (walking Ethier intentionally to load them for Manny no less!)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

right

just a few feet higher and it would have been a slam.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: but this is kinda lame. My Sunday soccer league

has postponed games this coming Sunday because of the super bowl. Why is that lame? Because it’s a Sunday morning league. SB (not counting the hours of blather) doesn’t start til around 3.

Sigh, I needed the exercise before stuffing my face with SB snacks.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

super long pregame

I guess I can start drinking early. :-/

but seriously, I hate most of the blather before the game if my team isn’t in it (and even then I do).

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

No, I hate watching that crap, too.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

How long is it this year? 7 years?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

woops meant to say 7 hours

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

right the first time, hyperbole is only funny when it’s not true

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

I hate it more when a team I actually follow is talked about in pregame

because they usually have no clue what they are talking about.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry

You won’t have that problem for a while.

(says the Raiders fan)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

specially since it’s Ryan Secrest hosting

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Only the first 4 hours

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

There is no such thing as a mild amount of Seacrest

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

and biting wit

you forgot the biting wit

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The Super Bowl

Is my third favorite thing I’m doing on Sunday and I’m really not that enthused about it anyway.

Golf in the morning, Clipper game at 9 am, Super Bowl party in the late afternoon.

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Miami. That is an early game.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Toronto usually dominates the Sunday morning non-ABC slate.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

6 and a half hours before the Super Bowl is probably the reason.

by Michael White on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I had a brain cramp there, not thinking that one through.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

big time bbqs take big time prep

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve got the standard burgers and dogs along with access to a deep fryer for wings. Any recommendations?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

deep fried

burgers and dogs

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Deep fried bacon wrapped hot dogs!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

cosigned!

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

This must be y'alls favorite chef

She approves!

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

bacon + hot dog?

mix in some nice spices with your burgers? I’m still new to the whole thing, but even basic prep for me when I had half a dozen friends come over last sunday took me almost an hour.

Jalapanoe Poppers? Nachos Grande?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

I usually grill some Anaheim chilies with the burgers. Was thinking about blue cheese stuffed but I have no idea how that’ll go.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I'm in the mood for blue cheese

and sometimes I want nothing to do with it. Its a love hate type of food.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it would only be a couple.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I’m really really hungry. :(

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

oh man

My Uncle’s B-day party was last weekend, and he’s a Grillmaster. He made Ribs, Tri-tip roast, and Briscuit…….all delicious.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Ribs take big time cook time

mmmmmmm

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

but when done right

(drool)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

When done right they are in my top 3 favorite foods

Luckilly my dad makes them like once or twice a month, and always saves them for when he knows I’ll be coming over for dinner.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

my mom has got slow cooking them down really well, so they are fall of the bone delicious when we have them.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

No way I’m gonna get up early enough for brisket. Tri-tip might work though.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

Emailing me your address

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

way to invite yourself!!!

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

man I totallies need a deep frier

I just used shortening to fry my wings for the first time, and was horrified when it turned back into shortening after turning into oil

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I just grill my wings

they still turn out delicious

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

My deep fryer is pouring a giant bottle of oil into a pot.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

so when you said access to, you mean you know where you left the big pot?

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, and I have a girlfriend that’s willing to risk her life and actually do it. No way in hell I would.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

aww, you sound like me, like two months ago. Phil made fun of me, it was cute.

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

If not dying in a freak oil explosion is wrong I don’t want to be right.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

I find it hard to believe I made fun of anyone, are you sure I wasn’t mocking you?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

teased i think is the apropo word here. You told me to like throw ice in or some such, when I was asking how I know the oil is at 350

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

ah yes

nothing like water hitting boiling oil to jazz up a place.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t fry things while topless.

/Maddz Mommz

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t iron while very pregnant and wearing only a bra. I’ve seen this result in a burn.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

…oh dear god. owwww

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

On the day of my college graduation (the walking ceremony at least) I was ironing my gown while wearing it. My mom was just staring at me shaking her head in shame.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

white girls used to do that to their hair, apparently

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

My gown was for someone who was 5’11"+. I look huge in my pictures as a result. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Dropping a frozen turkey into a boiling vat of peanut oil with an open flame below the pot is also a load of fun

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Just observing and commenting (in a “hey, that’s a nice dress” kind of way)…I like “totes” better than “totallies”

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions  

oh Tantalus

so hungry, so thirsty. But ya shouldn’t have been a dick.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I just call them as I see them.

Just like I don’t get “The hell?” instead of “What the hell?”

It’s more a me problem than a you problem.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

the problem is totally is part of my vocabulary, growing up in LA and all. But that sounds so like 90s or whatever. So like, I’m trying to jazz it up but jeez, gag me with a spoon already ; )

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

obviously they didn’t want to miss the Liverpool v Chelsea match, which only a fool would miss.

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Anyone thinking of getting a Motorola Zoom instead of an Ipad?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t see the point of the iPad; it’s just a clunkier iPod Touch.

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish you could see my work fridge right now

nothing in it but 2 bottles of water and a zinger

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Sorry for eating your zinger.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

It wasn’t mine

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

what zinger?

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

They still make Zingers?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Dolly Madison

made zingers long before I knew she was a First Lady.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Ipad

owners seem to love them. Think they would be a boon in senior homes, where the ability for the touch screen on your lap is much better then a keyboard.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

i have one

its just alright

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

kids in class use them instead of lugging their laptop around. Which is actually good since laptops apparently don’t travel so well, and professors more and more are relying on pdf’s in their syllabi

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m saving up for the second iPad. The plethora of things it can do is awesome, and I am pumped.

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 3, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

if you want to read, get a Kindle or a Nook

if you want a smartphone, get a smartphone

case solved

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

If you need them to view notes or something fine, but is anyone going to want to actually use the touch screen to TAKE notes?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

If they had a stylus feature I would be so on board.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

You can get one.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

…must…not…get…more…Apple…products….

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

You’d still have less than me if it makes you feel better.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

iphone, macbook pro, and then ipad.

What do you have?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

iphone, ipad, macbook, ipod nano, and a touch since I still have my old phone.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I have my old phone too, but no separate iPod because I gave that to Anthony.

Things of mine that Anthony has without compensating me: a phone, an ipod, a car, and soon to be a laptop.

This just in, I actually look like a doormat.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Absolutely. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

G Scott

is going to get stuff

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Thank you for saying “stuff” and not “some”

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

That too

hollla

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 3, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

How well would that even work?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I got me a Kindle this week

and I’m loving it. The screen is wicked sweet.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

nolander = secretly a New Englander :)

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

How’s the 3G on it?

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I got the wifi version

I don’t need to be browsing the internets on it that much, and the 3g was like 50 bucks more. I had a hard time justifying the price as it was.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I would not use that as my main

connection to the net, the good thing about 3G (if you pop the extra money for it) is that if you have to get a book right now, you can.

Otherwise for most people, wireless is enough.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

If I didn't have smart phone I would consider trying to use it for light web surfing

just having access to wikipedia everywhere would be awesome on it.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

They’re pretty awesome. Having a screen you can use two hands on lets you do way more cool stuff.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, giant Angry Birds.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

Most of SW’s stuff needs one hand free anyway.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d feel weird lugging around a giant screen everywhere. My Touch fits conveniently in a pocket.

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s really nice when you’re traveling.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

So is a netbook

and those cost 200 bucks less.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep, and they are good for some and not for others

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 3, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It also has a much smaller and less readable thing. I can carry Altoids in my pocket too, but they still aren’t as good as a big bottle of mouthwash.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s bigger. It ends there, IMO. The 4G iPods have the retina display which is incredible.

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

are you still “Talking” about buying something?

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 3, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

How much is it?

Also, its Xoom, not Zoom

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

and you don’t get wings with your dijorno, you get wyngz

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

C

Colbert callback

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

i always thought it was clever packing pizza and wings together, but not wyngz

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

zoom zoom

not a fan of
xoom xoom

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

The nurse practitioner LIED TO ME

“Don’t worry, this won’t make your arm sore.”

My arm is sore. Also, the idea of needles freaks me out but for whatever reason, the shot itself wasn’t that terrible. At least it was better than when they try and draw blood from my finger — that usually involves a fight against the pricker thing and my finger, and my finger puts up a hell of a fight. My mom had to leave the room once.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

I think the past year or so of giving blood regularly

pretty much did away when any fears of needles. I don’t like the big red cross bandage I get but I am fast healer so I am usually able to take that off by the time I am ready to leave.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m OK with needles, but I don’t like watching the blood just stream out. That bugs the shit out of me.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

yep.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I just read and don't even look at my arm

last time it took only 6 minutes for me to give the blood.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 3, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I got my blood taken via arm for the first time yesterday. It was 1002304923408x better.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

47 more comments to go

until NPUT – I think the Super Bowl BBQ thoughts is going to put us over the top.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Eric raised the bar to 800

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

well then

we will need a movie disussion or relationship problem to hit that threshold.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I got that covered, my friend.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

what if your life was a reality TV show? you could make your exes and suitors play Guts type games to win your affection.

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Pro volleyball player would win, hands down.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Until the mental challenges at least.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

He’s pretty smart, speaks a few languages, but his grammar and spelling is atrocious

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Sooooo why didn’t this work?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

She included suitors in that list. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah you gotta have a mental round, to balance things out.

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which, I like watch Fear Factor re-runs. It’s fucking disgusting, sure, but Joe Rogan is perversely entertaining as host.

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Especially the episode with Tyrone Biggums.

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t know if you know this, Joe Rogan…but I smoke rocks!

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

You know what dog food tastes like? It tastes just like it smells. Delicious!

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

That's impossible Rhonda,

how can you sleep, when you’re high on crack? Hmm? Chinese riddle for ya!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t carjack you Rhonda

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

not in the Fear Factor sketch, but I love when he breaks into the car to get a candy bar.

“How you think I got this coat?!” /dance

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Long before Fear Factor

I saw Chris Elliot eat dog food as part of a sketch on Letterman. Can’t find that on youtube though.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Classic. He and Bud Melman would have owned in the internet age.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

His Marlon Brando banana dance killed.

by kinbote on Feb 3, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Chicks and fanboys dig accents?

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

but they’re not using them.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

foreigners test better right now. We’re bored of looking at ourselves. But these things always swing back eventually, as I learned playing The Movies on PC

by Josie Becker on Feb 3, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I think maybe they are perceived to be better trained actors, as opposed to the bad actor model types that appear in many of your CW shows, like Gossip Girl, 90210, etc.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I for one am fine with CW’s casting choices. I have a mute button :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

that actually

is what it is.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

2 is a trend?

You still have GL, Iron Man, Spiderman(Garfield was born in USA), the hulk, thor so on and so forth that are not foreign.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Thor is an Aussie.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

oops

Well thor isn’t even american in the comics anyways. More Viking.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

More Viking.

You mean totally Viking.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

More Viking god

who knows how they talk, I’ve never seen one IRL.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

These fierce Vikings should be speaking with a sing-songy Norwegian/Swedish lilt. That would be hilarious to me. Translated to English, it should sound like Marge in Fargo.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 3, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Ryan Reynolds

Canadian

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

and Hot

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

No denying that

Van Wilder is a good looking individual.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The last Spider-man made Eric Foreman look like a credible villain. Beefcake isn’t the issue there.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 3, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

that’s awesome. But yeah, like I said, most feel the foreigners are just better actors.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Did he really though?

Was anything about venom in that movie credible?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

it was a credible

mess

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 3, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It could have been worse though

It could have had Arnold playing Mr Freeze /twitch

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

They got the big one right though, Cap is American.

by OB12 on Feb 3, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks xeifrank

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 11:36 AM PST reply actions  

A self fulfilling prophecy if there ever was one

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

you have more control than me. If you are talking about what I think you are talking about. Are you talking about what I think you are talking about? :)

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently one of the bets you can make on the Super Bowl

is who the winning coach will thank first. His family, his team, his coaching staff, God, etc. Or “won’t thank anyone” is an option. I wouldn’t bet on that last one. God might be a good bet though I don’t know how religious either coach is.

I think I’ll stay away from that one.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 12:18 PM PST reply actions  

I would put money on Brett Favre

that counts as betting on God too right?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

On thanking Brett Favre

or on him un-retiring?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Both!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Hee

I ended up placing a couple of small wagers on total points scored (picking two different ones to bet on) and on the Packers to win. Only one of the bets would have a decent size payoff but I won’t stand to lose much if they don’t pan out.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 3, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Ted Lilly

How much would he have gotten from the Yankees right now?

Over/Under

3/$45M

by silverwidow on Feb 3, 2011 12:19 PM PST reply actions  

5 for 75 million

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 3, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

We did a quick interview with Trayvon Robinson. Mostly not about baseball per se but some of you guys might find it interesting: http://www.lataco.com/taco/my-favorite-taco-trayvon-robinson-interview

by LA Taco on Feb 3, 2011 12:23 PM PST reply actions  

Nice interview

I like how you went with the clubbing question and his answer was good. Was this via phone?

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Great stuff

this really needs to be a fanshot.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty cool

how did you line up the interview?

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Belt

Mostly for Phil -

@hankschulman Bochy said Belt “could make this club” out of spring training.

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

I’ll give you 10 – 1

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re down from 20-1 to 10-1? :)

by Xeifrank on Feb 3, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends

I’ll go 20 – 1 if the bet is no more then $10
and if the following are not on the DL at the end of spring
Huff, Ishikawa, Burrell, Torres, Ross, Rowand, Schierholtz

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The odds that Huff or an outfielder is hurt at the end of Spring?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 3, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Managers say a lot of things.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 3, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Ron Washington

“Cocaine’s a helluva drug”

by BFDC on Feb 3, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

NPUT

http://www.truebluela.com/2011/2/3/1967355/dodgers-prospect-countdown-40-31

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 3, 2011 1:02 PM PST reply actions  

Upton's fall

It’s easy to figure out why Upton had a down year… who was he dating? I kid, I kid. The real reason for his statistical decline was my using a 3rd round pick on him in Fantasy Baseball.

by ishXdavid on Feb 4, 2011 2:16 PM PST reply actions  

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