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Los Angeles Dodgers All-Short-Stuff Team

As a man of small stature - all 5' 7" of me - I've always had an affinity for the small man playing amongst the big boys of major league baseball, even if they weren't toiling for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Whether it was Little Joe Morgan (5' 7") flapping his left elbow on his way to MVP awards, Jimmy "The Toy Cannon" Wynn (5' 10") improbably launching home runs, or Freddie "The Flea" Patek (5' 4") stealing bases and gobbling up grounders at short, I just had to root for the little guys who got themselves to the major leagues.

The Dodgers have had their share of short-statured players over their years in Los Angeles. Here we present the best of the shortest. While this team would never have been an offensive juggernaut - only two players were/are above league average batters for their career - they just might have been a lot of fun to watch.

To qualify for this team, players had to be 5' 9" or less in height, as listed at baseball-reference.com and had to have played at least 25 games at that position for the Los Angeles Dodgers.

The Los Angeles Dodgers All-Short-Stuff Team

C - Dioner Navarro, 5' 9", in his first go-round with the Dodgers, he hit at a 94 OPS+ clip. Let's hope for that or better in 2011.
1B - Paul Lo Duca, 5' 9",
Lo Duca posted a 105 OPS+ until he was part of the trade that brought Brad Penny and company to Los Angeles. The only Dodger 1B to qualify for this list, he appeared there 76 times. Maybe something made him feel more than 69 inches tall.
2B - Eric Young, 5' 9", EY played 309 games in two stints with the Dodgers and stole 112 bases at a 75% rate of success. He was the 11th overall pick in the expansion draft that stocked the Rockies and Diamondbacks, and was traded back to LA for Pedro Astacio a few years later.
3B - Don Zimmer, 5' 9", there are only three qualifiers at this position - Tony Abreu and Cesar Izturis being the others - and all appeared between 26 and 28 times there. It's simply more fun to have "Popeye" on the list, and he did outhit Izturis, slightly.
SS - Rafael Furcal, 5' 8", the incumbent is the best short shortstop in Los Angeles Dodger history. (Note: "Pee Wee" Reese doesn't qualify because he was listed at 5' 10"!)
OF - Davey Lopes, 5' 9", part of the famed Dodger infield of 1974-1981, Lopes stole 418 bases at an 83% success rate with LA, a total second only to Maury Wills in Dodger history. He played 50 games in the outfield for LA, including 35 starts in center.
OF - Trenidad (born Trent!) Hubbard, 5' 8", Hubbard had a 112 OPS+ as a Dodger utility man for the 1998 and 1999 seasons and appeared at every position except pitcher, 1B (too short!) and SS. Also the only player to make this team and the All-Spelling-Bee team.
OF - Chad Fonville, 5' 6", the only other qualifier in the outfield other than Lo Duca, and the shortest Los Angeles Dodger ever, Little Chad hit .245 / .302 / .272, 59 OPS+ as a Dodger, but provided plenty of excitement on the 1995 playoff team playing, well, small ball.
PH - Vic Davalillo
, 5' 7", Davalillo made 95 pinch-hitting appearances over four seasons for the Dodgers, all after turning 41 years old, and after spending three-plus seasons in Mexico. He also ignited one of the great Dodger playoff comebacks, by starting a two-out, bases-empty, ninth-inning rally with a beautiful bunt single. His older brother, Pompeyo "Yo-Yo" Davalillo, was a 5' 3" shortstop for the 1952 Washington Senators who is tied for the shortest player ever not named Eddie Gaedel.
P - Fred Norman
, 5' 8", made only 30 appearances in a Dodgers uniform, all in relief in 1970. Went on to be an effective starter (106 ERA+) for the Big Red Machine of all teams. (Only four pitchers 5' 9" or less have ever taken the mound for the Dodgers, the shortest of whom was Jackie Collum at 5' 7".)

The only other 5' 7" LA Dodgers ever were Jim Barbieri and 1955 World Series hero Sandy Amoros.

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I haven’t seen this much Heart since the Ann Wilson lookalike contest.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 7:11 AM PST reply actions  

Also the only time “slightly outhit Cesar Izturis” will be used in a positive way.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

So who is gay today?

"The stripper pole is not that sturdy.. like no fat girls can go on it, but it would be pretty funny." - Vinny

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 7:26 AM PST reply actions  

Is that what all 1000 comments were about last night?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

nah

just about 200, then another 400 denying it.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 7:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Glad I missed it. Usual suspects?

by Xeifrank on Feb 4, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Sort of, yet not.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s the perfect story
So they say a hero leading the way
Hammer’s called to glory
Let’s all be our best (Next up, who’s gay?)
http://www.lyricsmania.com/so_they_say_lyrics_dr_horrible.html

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Eric Young Sr. never played for the Dodgers.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 7:29 AM PST reply actions  

??

Or is this just a denial thing…?

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

denial

this game did it for me
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/LAN/LAN199907221.shtml

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hm, I can't recall what he did in that game

from that I just see he went 0 for 4, no errors… anything else? If it’s not too painful…

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by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

they dont give errors for dropping popups apparently. 3rd inning.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhhhhh

agghhhhh… now I think I remember that too. yargh.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Tommy

What’s with our boy Songco sprinting around the bases? Act like you’ve done it before.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

rook

whattayagonnado?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

dude almost lost his lid. Twice!

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

it was, however, a

BOMBA

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair it’s not like Songco has done it before.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

at least

not with ML guys watching.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 7:50 AM PST up reply actions  

We all know Garvey was 5’9, unless of course all of the sudden I’m 5’10.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 7:49 AM PST reply actions  

Paul Lo Duca > Steve Garvey

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 7:49 AM PST up reply actions  

In all seriousness, I’d love to see another Dodger make the hall of fame, but I just don’t see the case for SG. Granted, I never saw him play, but 272 homers and a sub-.800 OPS is going to impress neither the counting guys nor the stats guys.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 7:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I guess the only thing he has is good defense and “10 Time All-Star Steve Garvey”

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 7:52 AM PST up reply actions  

If you put him in you’ve got to put Keith Hernandez and John Olerud in and, well, you can’t put Keith Hernandez and John Olerud in.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

And 1974 MVP Steve Garvey. And, probably most importantly, Media-Friendly Steve Garvey. He is a charter member of my Hall of Very Good.

by Nolij on Feb 4, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

And, probably most importantly, Media-Friendly Steve Garvey.

That went right out the window with his divorce, n’est-ce pas?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 9:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Nolij meant Garvey was friendly to the female members of the media.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought that

was Derek Lowe?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Hehe. I was saying he was always friendly to the media. Even after the divorce and illegitimate child business, he was still presented in a pretty positive light.

I’m thinking in terms of Kirby Puckett here. Borderline case, but his smile got him in. Turns out he was a real d-bag. Media didn’t care, voted him in because he had such a nice smile. (And I know the most heinous acts didn’t come to light until after he was elected).

by Nolij on Feb 4, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

smile + glaucoma.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Smile + glaucoma = HOF

Snarl + degenerative hip condition = less than 5%

Math is hard

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

+ forearm to Vina?

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I loved Eddie Murray more for hitting both ground balls that led to those collisions.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Wasn’t there a famous Eddie Murray pinch-hit double play that basically ended his tenure with us? Or am I misremembering?

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 12:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Nope, that never happened.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

not that I can recall.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Then

simply wait for Piazza. Who cares what hat he wears he was a home grown Dodger who did most of his best work wearing the blue.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

So many people say he goes in as a Met… Like we were saying recently, the only Dodger with any hope for the next 20 years is if Hodges ever gets the vote from the Vets.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

As I said who cares

what Hat he wears, he’s still a Dodger.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

i need the hat for closure

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

He had 43 extra HR in 250 more at bats with the Mets than the Dodgers, but did have his best MVP voting seasons and a much higher OPS with LA. It’s probably debatable on either side, but he did play one more season with the Mets.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  

We drafted him
We percolated him
We traded him
that has to count for something.

As I said, I don’t care if he wears Met hat as far as my psych is concerned he will count as a Dodger in the HOF.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m 5’9" and Paul LoDuca is shorter than me….I’ve been within a foot of him. We went to walk through a doorway at the same time and I accidentally bumped into him and he gave me a look like he was ready to rip my freaking head off. I remember thinking he was a db because of it.

"They will never ketchup to all of the energy that I've mustard"

by VeroJoe on Feb 4, 2011 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Been waiting all day for you.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re 5’10, then I’m like 6’5"

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

AND I AM A GIANT

COWER IN FEAR PUNY HUMANS

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

that really was an all time low thread last night.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 7:57 AM PST reply actions  

Note to everyone: stop engaging Corncake

Note to Corncake: grow up

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 8:00 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

As a moderator

it would be nice to be able to give commentators a “timeout” so they can’t post for a certain period of time. Though I’m sure I’d abuse that privilege.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

If I was around last night I would have done that.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 8:11 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I probably should have. Tried to calm it down instead. Sorta time consuming that was.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I still can’t believe I Z’d through that whole thing.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

did you at least

notice my comment that you were out having adventures?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I did

But sadly, the adventures I was out having were these:

1) up to elbows in work
2) drive home
3) up to elbows in baby poop

Adventure is what you make of it, I guess… but adventure ain’t what it used to be

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You need higher elbows.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Never had any complaints.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You can ban someone with a message that you will unban them in a certain amount of time.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 8:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, there is no way Corncake was the only one needing growing up in that thread

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 4, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Thus two notes.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Listed at 5’10’’

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 7:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Vero Joe can confirm this

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I met him like 10 times. He’s maybe 5’8"

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

When I first decided on this idea

I was fully expecting to be writing about Brett Butler and Jimmy Wynn. Alas, not. Once I found I could do a whole team at 5’ 9" and under, I went with the shortest of the short. This would be a very different looking team if the cutoff was 5’ 10" instead.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

I understand

I just know for certainty that Butler is not 5’10" so I was surprised he wasn’t there before looking at his “listed height”.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Perfect Couples

made me laugh for the first time last night, and in the end I really liked the episode. They calmed down the crazy brother, gave more depth to his crazy girlfriend, and made the perfect couple likable. Good work by the writers.

Community did some good work with D&D.

30 Rock continues to be eh

Office was great – I wanted Eric to post a Caption to Pam

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

Saw Perfect Couples for the first time and felt like the potential for a good show was there. Crazy brother really bothered me though. I’m not sure if he’s a terrible actor or that’s just the character he’s going for but his lines just all seemed out place.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 8:04 AM PST up reply actions  

You should have seen him before, tremendous improvement, but still the weakest link.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Eesh, I’ll probably skip out on the first two episodes then. The Waitress and the other two guys seemed good so I’ll give the show a chance.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

My caption

“Jay Gibbons and Marcus Thames had to dress up in dog uniforms and swim several miles to find ground that they can reasonably cover.”

Office was awesome last night. It was the only NBC show I got around to watching.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 8:05 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Brilliant

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Posnanskiesque.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Office was awesome last night. It was the only NBC show I got around to watching.

I haven’t watched it in two weeks. I’ll have to Hulu them over the weekend to see if you’re right.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it worth pushing through the 6th season of the office to get to the current season

or if I’m unhappy with the 6th season will I also be unhappy with the 7th?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Is this season seven?

I thought last season on the whole sucked. There were some funny episodes though. This season has been better, but not great IMO. But worth watching.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

6th full season, 7th overall.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Uncle Google:

I know the Lakers have won on the road in Western Conference Series before, but has any Laker team coached by Phil Jackson won a World Championship with out beating a 1st place team all year? Has any team won a world championship without beating a first place team all year?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:04 AM PST reply actions  

year’s not over yet :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Do you mean 1st in the conference or in the division?

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

They have already beaten the Bulls and Hornets this season.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 8:07 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Hornets are in 3rd place in the Southwest and 5th place in the western conference.

Chicago counts though.

by Michael White on Feb 4, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I meant to say Oklahoma City. Lakers have also beaten Utah and Denver

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 8:13 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I always mix up Oklahoma City and New Orleans. Those seasons of the Hornets mixing cities jacked me up.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

To Phil’s point though, I wouldn’t really say any of those clubs are elite teams.

But when it comes to the record against elite teams in the east, it’s a pretty small sample size at this point.

by Michael White on Feb 4, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree

There are three elite teams right now, aside from the Lakers (whether or not they should count is subjective; I think they still are): Spurs, Celtics, and Heat. The Lakers have lost at home to all three teams, and lost on the road to San Antonio.

Note: I’m still not sold on the Heat in the playoffs, but they will be reckoned with, at least.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve come full circle on the Heat and now think then can win a championship this year (as opposed to breaking through in the next few years.) Lebron can play like Magic Johnson when he needs to, Wade can score and they are well coached. Sure, Bosh is soft, but he can outscore you too.

by Michael White on Feb 4, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Okay

so it is just a subjective thing that seems that they totally suck against the elite teams.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:10 AM PST up reply actions  

I keep telling myself “It’s only February”.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Chad Fonville

was our Chone Figgins, except he wasn’t any good.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:11 AM PST reply actions  

but he was very exciting

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:12 AM PST up reply actions  

And Jimmy Wynn

was no more 5’10 then Steve Garvey was. In fact the 1974 NL Championship was a team of small dynamo’s and none of Garvey, Cey, Lopes, or Wynn were over 5’9 I don’t care what Baseball Ref says.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:14 AM PST reply actions  

How tall did you think Cey was when we met him at the last blogger night? I believe the 5’ 10" for him. And that was post hip replacement.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 8:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Wasn't there

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, right

Just seemed like you were there.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 8:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Any

possibility the Heat parties like no tomorrow on the night before the Super Bowl thus giving the Clips a chance or will they want to make a huge statement on Super Bow Sunday and just kick the crap out of them?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:18 AM PST reply actions  

MLBTR says marmol close to a long term deal. Based on the fact that I think he’s similar to KRod, and the Cubs’ history with long term deals, I like my chances of seeing this bite Chicago in the ass. Something like 60/4.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 8:19 AM PST reply actions  

Marmol walked 8 per nine in 2009 and six per nine in 2010. If he doesn’t have the greatest K/9 of all time like he did last year that’s a disaster.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s what I’m saying. At some point the fb velocity and the break on the slider start to fade, but the control will always be shit.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

He's fun to watch pitch

with those crazy K and B rates. I wonder if fewer hitters put the ball in play against him then anyone?

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Without even looking, yes.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s no way it’ll be that much $.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Who i smore at fault here?

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 8:22 AM PST reply actions  

also, talk about perfect product placement.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Giambi

looks like he’s about ready to go “collect”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

and Tulo

obviously shaved that mullet. Which is kinda sad, only because it was the cause of one of the funniest Vin Scully moments.

“A Mullet? That’s a fish!”

so many LOLs.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Hearing Vin say “business in the front and party in the back” was quite possibly the highlight of my mouth up to that point.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Freudian slip much? ;)

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been up since 4:45. YOU LEAVE ME ALONE

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

You were merciless about my strikethrough fiasco. I owed you.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I was? I don’t remember blaming you a lot.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

The less remembered about yesterday, the better.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I think you described it as “carnage”, “ugly”, and “gross incompetence at the highest level imaginable.” (I made the last one up—and I’m just teasing.)

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Actually that was my last work review. :(

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

[x]

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

cocaine is a hell of a drug

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it irony that noted cocaine user Sherlock Holmes was recently portrayed by Robert Downey, Jr.?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I think thats more fitting

then ironic

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

“you know this is used for eye surgery?”

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Tulo's dad

is who I first thought that was.

by Xeifrank on Feb 4, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

i've been told

Beanies are fine, not matter the color.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 8:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Both look fine to me. Baseball caps do not have to be the norm to wear to a sporting event.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Tulo

A beanie is fine if it is cold, but with a short-sleeve white T ?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 8:46 AM PST up reply actions  

From the prior thread that got overloaded

matthewmafa asked if he had missed LHP Roberto Feliciano in my rankings. To answer his question, although I ranked him #42 last year becausae he has a 1.76 ERA last season and he was only 20 years old, he was released in late July of last year according to Baseball America’s minor league transactions. he didn’t appear in a game after late July so sounds like he really is gone, so that’s why he wasn’t in my rankings this year

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 4, 2011 8:26 AM PST reply actions  

btw Brandon

you listed Songco as right-handed, but in the video I posted, he’s left-handed. Just FYI. Good stuff though, looking forward to the next one.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

i had him as a righty?

yeah i knew he was a lefty…probably makes this comment i made in my write up look stupid:

“and held his own against left handed pitchers with a .250 average.”

by Brandon Lennox on Feb 4, 2011 8:42 AM PST up reply actions  

You know a thread went awry when they apologize to the writer for mucking it up.

"I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes. "

by meercatjohn on Feb 4, 2011 8:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Even if it was in “we” form.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 8:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Another Dodgers minor leaguer

Austin King (who goes by Austin P. King on Twitter at least) in on Twitter, at @austinkingslife.

King was rated the Dodgers #136 prospect by Brandon.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:19 AM PST reply actions  

On the George Lopez video at Dodgers.com, Gorman Erickson is dubbed “Griff Erickson” on the chyron. So that’s what he’s really going by now.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Not sure

That would require me to watch George Lopez.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I had to look that up too

had no idea who he was when I watched that video til I later made the connection. Griff, huh? Guess he wants to be a sort of Crime Dog.

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by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I insist

that this is a hippogriff reference.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, Leon Landry is @NeonLeon6. I was apparently already following him, but I don’t remember adding him. Maybe I followed Landry as I was taking a Mario’s sub to Dodger Stadium.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

In your bentley?

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

He seems to be having trouble using twitter.

Maybe he needs a crash course.

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by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Why don’t sports leagues have better standards for measuring their players? In the NBA there are dozens of “listed as 6’10” but really 6’8" stories. Reading through this thread, you guys say that there are a lot of former Dodgers with discrepancies between their listed height and actual height.
I’m not sure if it’s important in the long run but it is something I’ve always been curious about.

by guy clinch on Feb 4, 2011 9:22 AM PST reply actions  

Because it doesn’t matter.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Kinda like driver’s license eye color.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know it doesn’t matter. Just seems strange that players and teams just kind of estimate.

by guy clinch on Feb 4, 2011 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Because it doesn’t affect gambling.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

At least Miguel Cabrera isn’t 180 pounds any more.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

because guys like to add an inch or two to their height. I’ve met several guys who are my height who claim they are 5’10". And guys who are shorter than my sister who claim they are 6’0".

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I felt terrible when I had to break it to my dad that he wasn’t actually 6’.

Not that this has stopped him in any way.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

It’s just really funny because my family is so tall, I have a pretty fair grasp on actual heights. So when someone tells me they are 6’1" or something and are about the same size as my sister, I just laugh at them.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I think your sister is 6’1"

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

5’11". Dad is 6’2". Brother is 6’3", 6’5" with his hair.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Geezus, your whole family is way taller than me.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

My mom is 5’11" and a half or something.

I’m the shortest. :(

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

My DL says 5-8. Which is slightly below average for a male.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve always wondered if this was just for Americans, or if it’s like using “Mohammed” on your fake ID.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

I got over being short (5’5") when I landed Bride (5’10").

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 9:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t care about height. I’ve dated a guy who was your height and a guy who was 6’3".

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t have many spoken language peccadillos, but “heighth” is one. Actually, “amongst” kinda bugs me too.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Why does “amongst” bother you?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Why use the archiac when the regular’s perfectly fine?

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

It can be good in comedy

Monty Python Inquisition sketch: “Our chief elements are… Amongst our weaponry… Eh, let me start again.”

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by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

My bro-in-law is 5’7" and his wife is 6’2".

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It helps that I’m almost exactly 6 feet so I’m a pretty good measuring stick.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

being really thin makes you a good stick too.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I kew a woman who was 6 feet tall

but hated it. So she always said she was 5’12"

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Feb 4, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Why do you think I make my hair stick up?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

The Dodgers should just put one of those 7-11 strips that they have near the clubhouse exit so that they can measure the height that way.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m in favor of this.

by guy clinch on Feb 4, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

LOL

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

If only they had them at nightclub entrances.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I like to tell people I'm 6'3

but really i’m 6 2/3 and have actually been called out on it.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Yet another iteration of the same comment

Our 2011 Bullpen [assuming 7 members, full health, & no trades]:

Locks (3): Broxton, Kuo, Guerrier
Near Lock (1): Padilla [he could also begin year in rotation]
Strong Favorite (1): Belisario

Strong Possibility (4): Troncoso, Hawksworth, Mahay, Jansen
Longshots (many): MacDougal, Elbert, Schlichting, Monk, Ely, et al.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

Near Lock (1): Padilla [he could also begin year in rotation]

This would suck. Did Garland blow off his arm already? :)

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Kuroda gets hurt a lot.

by Michael White on Feb 4, 2011 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Is it too late to void Uribe's contract

and sign Eckstien?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 9:25 AM PST reply actions  

I’m not an expert, but yes, I think it is too late.

by Michael White on Feb 4, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

[x]

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

RIP

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Our core is now Lilly/Uribe/Guerrier.

Take that, other Big Threes!

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

How dare you

Kershaw/Billingsley/Etheir for life yo

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Ohhhh Etheir

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

My buddies are driving to Glendale for lunch to pick up Mario’s. Goddam, now THAT’s a sandwich. Cannot wait.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 9:43 AM PST reply actions  

I have never had Mario’s. Subs?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It was a serious question

I do not nor have I ever lived in LA. I don’t know Mario’s from a hole in the wall.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

You said you’ve taken subs from there to the Dodger game. I’m confused.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

meercatjohn and I

have taken subs from Mario’s to Dodger Stadium, Marty also knows of the place.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I have taken sandwiches from

an Italian deli in Culver City, Bay Cities Deli in Santa Monica, Giuliani’s (Torrance and Gardena), Mario’s and a banh mi place in San Gabriel.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Bay Cities Deli in Santa Monica

Godmother FTMFW

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

How many kinds of meat are on that?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

From their site:

GODMOTHER genoa salami, mortadella
coppacola, ham, prosciutto, provolone

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

One please

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a classic

If folks want, I’ll take orders for the next TBLA night and bring a bunch of them.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take 7

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

count me in!

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Five is a good number

The place by me has this:
GODFATHER salami, coppacola, pepperoni, steak, bacon, mozzarella, lettuce, tomato, mayo

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Mayo on an Italian sandwich is a hanging offense.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Though I tend to agree, the Council has been known to make an exception for homemade mayonnaise.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Personal preference. Oil & Vinegar goes best with cold cuts imo.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Aioli tends to be something MORE than just mayo, so I like it. Strickly speaking, I don’t put mayo in or on my good. If I have to (like tuna fish or egg salad or whatever), it’s not very much at all.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

BTW

I thought silverwidow had no friends at work

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You thought wrong. There are just plenty of folks who I don’t talk to.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a Giullani's fan?

they are a South Bay institution.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been — unless it’s that place in the strip mall next to Little Company of Mary hospital at Hawthorne and Torrance? I got a sandwich there the day Folly was born. I don’t really remember the sandwich, frankly — I was distracted that day.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

the bread there is like biting through a brick

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Is that quote about Snooks?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

yeah

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

What happened?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

snooks found a new guy, next day she was over him, he kept calling the house, pauly told him to get over it.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Haha nice.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

The Muffuletta

at Central Grocery in New Orleans was ridiculous good and large.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

How about Porto’s in Burbank?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Not had it there. Will have to check it out for a comparison. Does it have olive salad on it, cuz that’s what makes it?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I thought we were talking about sandwich places. Durrr.

It’s a cuban bakery. Awesome sandwiches. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never been in there, but I’ve been to several occasions were the food came from there. Always good.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

KRAMER: Jerry, once you’ve had real Cubans, there’s just nothing else like
it.

JERRY: (confused) We’re talking about people, right?

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Sorrento's is the deli in Culver City

I’m not a big fan. I live in Culver City, but I go to Bay Cities for my Italian deli fix (or Roll n Rye for the Jewish deli fix).

by Nolij on Feb 4, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The owner of Sorrento’s recently passed away. He used to be the mayor of CC. I’ve been going to that place since I was a kid. Great spicy copacola and super friendly. Would always round prices like any true Italian shop. Roll n Rye is a fun place too. Good pickles.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

So I guess you’ll start skipping lunches next week?

by Michael White on Feb 4, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

What if you are in a meeting when they get back and they put your sandwich in the refrigerator?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:49 AM PST up reply actions  

i will get a pic of my work fridge today

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: So the pub quiz I host had a round on corruption in sports. Easy round.

Which doesn’t explain why someone would answer “Dodgers” when I asked “Pete Rose is under a lifetime ban from baseball for betting on games while manager of what National League team?”

by Dr. Geek on Feb 4, 2011 9:44 AM PST reply actions  

The same person was laughing at some idiot who said A Midsummer Nights Dream was Shakespeare’s last play.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Sad

But more importantly, where is said pub?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Tucson

Considering the Dodgers were broadcast here prior to the Diamondbacks becoming a team.

Then again, they didn’t get any of the other seven questions from the round correct, either.

by Dr. Geek on Feb 4, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Pete Rose was a regular at the restaurant I used to work on.

I’m fairly certain I heard him doing things he shouldn’t have been doing.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Funnier confrontation: Pete Rose/Jim Gray or Tim McCarver/Dieon Sanders?

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 12:14 PM PST up reply actions  

After all that, I misspell Deion. :0

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Chad Curtis / Jim Gray is a close second to Deion / McCarver.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t Ali and Cosell get into it? Where does that rank?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

What is everybody’s favorite dating game show? Watching old Love Connection on youtube last night. Still a great show.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 9:50 AM PST reply actions  

Dating game with Pee Wee Herman.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

It has to be either that or The Dating Game, the old one.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The sweaters alone make that show. A tie is too formal, a t-shirt too casual. LET’S ALL PUT ON OUR TACKY SWEATERS!

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

...

none of them

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Trick question

They all have a serial killer, or one who will eventually become one.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Ridiculous

We all know it’s the judge who turns out to be the serial killer.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

There’s going to be one where the two dudes in last place fight in a cage to stay on the show.

So that one.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Can’t wait for someone to say Singled Out

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

is room raiders still around?

I don’t enjoy dating shows, but that was was probably the least offensive to my senses.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

I only watch one show on MTV

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 10:02 AM PST up reply actions  

one more

than i do.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

We’ll be back in 2 and 2

by keithc13 on Feb 4, 2011 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Related, but not exactly a "dating" show

the old Newlywed Game with Bob Eubanks has never been topped.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

OT:

Interactive map of the US showing % of the population with a bachelor’s degree.

HIghest percentage I can find is Pitkin Co., Colo, over 59% wth a Bachelor’s.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:04 AM PST reply actions  

I am surprised it is as high as it is in some places

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t bachelor degrees like the new high school diploma?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

volusia county florida. the poorest place i have ever seen with my own two eyes. surprised it is over 20%

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I live in a "smart" (51+% BAs) city not surprisingly, and yet

it’s still full of idiots. Most of them are Giants fans though.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 2:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Yankees looking for LHP

Elbert for Montero

(lol)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 10:07 AM PST reply actions  

Lilly for montero!

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Ron Mahay for Montero!

{i just made myself laugh anyway}

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 2:37 PM PST up reply actions  

The two nut graphs
Loney turns 27 in May, so he is entering the peak window of his career according to classic analysis. That doesn’t mean a power outburst will happen, of course; not everyone develops in the same way. Some players peak early. However, he’s clearly not helped by playing regularly in Dodger Stadium: his career OPS at home is .711, on the road it is .856. His career SLG at home is just .377; on the road it is .494. His ISO at home is .109, on the road it is .187.

It looks to me like Loney’s power is masked by his home park. Getting out of Dodger Stadium and into a more neutral environment would likely result in Loney “finding” his home run stroke. He’ll never be a big masher, but in a different park I suspect he’d get to the 20-homer level and improve at least slightly in other categories.

Sickels knows more than I do, of course, but I thought DS played as an average HR park and it is doubles and triples that are below-average. (But I may be confused — this may have been from the days before McCourt put seats in the foul territory.)

Whaddaya think, as Dodger fans — does this hold water? Is Road Loney the real Loney and he just needs to get away from LA?

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Well it might be the doubles

that are holding his OPS down

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:17 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, but Sickels specifically mentions “Loney ‘finding’ his home run stroke.” So my questions/points are two:

1) I don’t think that would happen — at least not in any meaningful way.
2) Sickels’ larger, overall point might be true: that away from Dodger Stadium, Loney could turn into the Mark Grace clone (on-base machine, doubles masher) that we have been waiting for.

Thoughts?

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

If we could sell another team on buying Road Loney, we should do it.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s my thought, and it’s what I’d do, but if we’re wrong and Road Loney is for real, we get roasted.

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Who plays first this year if you do?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Gibbons!

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

and thames!

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m not sure it matters. Bad is bad.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Reg, don’t take Gary or I seriously here. The ship has sailed on Loney for this year. He’ll start every game.

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

I’m just saying that if you want to wait till 2012, even if Loney breaks out, it doesn’t mean much since he’s only under contract for one year and will make 8 million ish.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d like to steer the conversation away from “Should the Dodgers trade Loney,” which has been hacked to death, and more toward, “If you’re Loney, would it make any difference if you got traded? Are your chances to have a long career better if you’re in Milwaukee vs in LA for the next two years?”

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

He'll have his chance to sign with a shitty team

with a hitter friendly park soon enough

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

People in glass Loney’s shouldn’t throw stones.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

Trade Loney for Fielder?

Throw in Lindblom Pual and Bellasario if we have to.

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I posted on the site

but I think Loney’s problem is more his swing, not the park. However, I do think he would luck into a few more homers in other parks where the ball carries better.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Trade Loney to Cincinnati

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

But of course, they don’t need him.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Trade him and Elbert to Colorado for Dexter Fowler.

YCTPYDWFPYD

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Elbert and Loney package

is to me a much more intriguing package for other teams then the oft mentioned mix of Lindblom and Paul.

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

I only mentioned Elbert because I though Eric had written that Col doesn’t have a set lefty reliever situation.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

We could throw in Bellisario.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

That should get us a top flight LF for sure!

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Don't worry

There are plenty more players I don’t want that I’d be happy to include in the trade for a player I do want.

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I just want to know where this whole thing originated

like multiple people started suggest that package for every player alive it seemed like, and it made less sense every time.

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

It makes less sense every time because it has become a joke. Just a joke.

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I should have been more obvious and asked for CarGo.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Michael Young’s available {ducks}

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Though I’m not sure why. Why not just have him play first for the next three years and see what you can get for Moreland.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Who would you rather not have, Michael Young or Moreland?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a trick question isn't it?

I choose Vernon Wells

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

those trades happen, and we still say this

YCTPYDWFPYD

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

True. How about “Fuck it, it might work”

FIIMW

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't like it

I LOVE IT!!!

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

“They might do it” is already here.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Peska and Mitch…4 more years sponsor(s) this page.

Mitch-a-palooza!!! Knocking ’em deep and banging ’em cheap. Go Rangers!!!

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Also, super utility player Michael Young doesn’t sound like a terrible idea, but that might be because I love me some super utility players.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

He could be Nomar 2.0

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

TRUE OR FALSE

The problem with Mike Young is his contract and not the player, and if the Rangers pick up the tab, he’d fit in nicely on the Dodgers.

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I’d say true, but I’m usually wrong.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

True

If the Rangers are picking up the tab, he would fit in nicely on almost any team.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Michael Young OPS+: 105
Casey Blake OPS+: 99

Maybe.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:56 AM PST up reply actions  

he could be that clubhouse leader

steve dilbeck says we need.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t be such a Dilbeck.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

True.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 4, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

OK, then, if the general consensus is “true,” then: who would you part with to get the Rangers to pick up enough of his salary? Who would they want?

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably a pitcher or two.

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 4, 2011 11:17 AM PST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t offer much in a deal. He might “fit in nicely” but I don’t think he is what this team needs. Definitely wouldn’t push us over the top of anyone.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

He’d be a sick #2 hitter on this team.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention that I gotta think he’d be a nice guy to have around when Furcal goes down.

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Right. You let Young play 3B and Blake in LF/1B against lefties with Thames in LF, then when Furcal gets hurt Uribe plays SS and Young goes to 2B full time and you let Gibbons and Thames share LF until Raffy is back.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Is young better defenively then blake?

why not just stick young at first?

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Because he might not be better than Loney.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Ok

but is youngs defense good enough that he would be a real upgrade over blake at 3rd?

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

They had the same WAR last year. Blake’s more likely to fall of a cliff so I’d rather have Young, but not by much.

Texas is a much, much better hitting environment than LA.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

doesn't that mean

he’d be a much worse hitter with us then?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Once you adjust, he’s slightly better than Blake offensively, but he’s worse defensively.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

AND

If you think the team would be better with Young, who’d you give up to get him (and get TX to pay for him)?

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

because Loney has value against righties and Blake has value against lefties, so you at least want them in there.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Donnie Two Times nods knowingly but really doesn’t get that.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Meant for G. Scott. Aw, forget it.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

The fourth-most-valuable player in the AL West between 2007 and 2008? Sign me up!

(In case the jokes are not coming through today: don’t really sign me up.)

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s a joke, again?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

If there’s anything that’s been made clear during my tenure here at TBLA, it is this:

You are asking the wrong guy.

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

How long ago was the “we didn’t get enough for Hu” talk?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Really though

the kid is gonna break out and we are all going to rue the day Ned made that trade! We should have used him to get Granick.

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I mean, the Mess did hold a press conference to announce that they had acquired Hu.

“Of all the Asian players, why him?”

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

There where lots of people

suggesting it in seriousness.

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

It helps that we live in a world where Dan Haren got traded for Joe Saunders.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

And Oswalt for Hap

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

“In a world where . . .”

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

The Padres got Bobby Kielty. So, ummmm, he’s still alive.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:11 AM PST reply actions  

you sure?

i mean, embalming techniques these days…..

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt we’d notice the difference either way.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I knew I should have waited to do the NL West offseason reviews!

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

/open mouth

/think
/close mouth

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, mon frere

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Who said my thoughts where dirty?

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

I can't remember being less excited for a Super Bowl than this year

I don’t even know why. Maybe too much yellow is involved.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 10:51 AM PST reply actions  

Is the pre-game show on yet?

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

It never stopped after last years super bowl

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

The pre-pregame show pregame show starts tonight at 7pm.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't know if you're joking

i’m scared

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by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Should be a great matchup

you sir are insane.

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

TRIVIA QUESTION!

Name the only other super bowl where both teams wore Yellow Pants.

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

Rams Steelers

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

couldn’t think of any other yellow-legged teams

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

/joke about GScott looking at football pants

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

/pointing out how good you think I’d look in football pants.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

/eyeroll

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions  

mmmmmmmm, eggrolls

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

just another reason SoCal > Nashvl

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Eggroll doesn’t even make the top 100 reason Los Angeles >> Nashvl

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Eggroll doesn’t even make the top 100 Chinese food related reasons….

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

too easy……………

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 4, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait wait!

The Broncos played the Packers right? And Schlereth is well known for peeing his pants…

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

i had to keep buying squares here at work

just to get me excited for sunday.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

That could be the problem. I haven’t placed any bets yet.

I also think part of my problem is being on the east coast for the Super Bowl kind of sucks. Starting at 6:30 takes away about half of my partying ability.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

If I were in Vegas, I’d take the Steelers straight up, no points. Don’t know how much extra juice that would get me [not much], but I’d feel good holding that ticket.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

The Steelers’ money line is between +115 and +120 right now, per Odds Shark.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I just think that’s a very good team to be an underdog. I’d take that.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

I am pro Steelers this weekend as well. But, really, I’m pro whatever square I have.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

The inventor of squares was a genius

Too bad he couldn’t have copyrighted that shit.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

DY

Are you on 9/80? If so, are you working today?

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

No. Yes. In a fucking meeting with fucking East Coasters which will run through lunch so they don’t have to stay late. Fuck.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Orioles sign Ducherecherecher

They are officially a “team to watch” in 2011. (Meaning if all goes well, they can finish in 4th place.)

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

They are also a team to watch because they have 18 games each against the Red Sox and Yankees :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

how can they be a team to watch, when they won’t be on national TV?

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

If you’re gonna try to sink a full court shot, might as well make it behind the back.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Will Josh Bell make their roster?

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

i say no

they have Mark Reynolds at third

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I think he still has options, so not unless Mark Reynolds gets hurt.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never heard this, and I love it.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

i had to laugh

when Harold Reynolds said yesterday he could see the Rays finishing behind the Orioles.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

for silverwidow - the dew and cheese sandwich are my lunch

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by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:09 AM PST reply actions  

and yet somehow, the fridge smells like fish.

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

I smiled

and suppressed a chuckle.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh you poor thing

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s pretty, but way too complicated, and Manny looks like he did rookie year and had a different face, and Eric Stults, Dodgers opening day starter? huh?

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

just threw like ten straight wild pitches, I don’t get the pitching motions at all

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Pull Rick Ankiel.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I get G.Scott

He meant if we saw a straight 93mph fastball on MLB 2K10, all of us here could hit it.

Glad that’s clear now.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Right

Did I not make that clear?

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by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

Heard this: Scouting report on a J.Becker is to take a few pitches, and make her throw strikes.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s false, it’s to get me to a fastball count and watch me throw to the backstop. This game is garbage, as the french say

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Dude, the best is going yard with a pitcher. So funny.

Josie, it should all be in the analog sticks if I remember correctly.

My friend Aric used to just pitch complete perfect games with Ted Lilly day in and day out. We called it “franchise testing”. Or, “not doing anything”.

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

This cracked me up.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

Don’t get me started about names. I pulled a file for a girl named “Mary Katherine Shoemaker”. She MUST drive an Acura.

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

No question on the Acura

My rankings of alternate Eric spellings (none fall into the “acceptable” range):

Eriq (only really for the Soul Glo moment in Coming to America)
Erich
Erik
Erick
Aric

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Good thing you don’t know any vikings.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

TRUE OR FALSE

No alternate spellings of any name are acceptable.

Point of information: The most popular boy’s name in the country, by spelling is Jacob. But the most popular boy’s name in the country, by sound (meaning, include all alternate spellings) is Aidan, and it’s not close.

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by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Steven with a ph is stupid

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Its better then Steve

lazy jerks always drop the N from my name. Its like, man, its not that hard to pronounce it right yo.

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

heh

I have a cousin named Steven. A lot of us call him Nevets or Nevs.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Stephen with a PhD is smart.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

My name is Madeleine.

The most common spelling of the name, from what I can tell, is “Madeline”. Fuck that, I like all my Es

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

But Madeleine is the correct spelling. Madeline is the alternate spelling.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Madeleine IS the correct spelling.

Hey, Kinbote! Another reason why I ended up a div student:

My name is Madeleine St. Marie
St. Marie Madeleine > St. Mary Magdalene

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. And knowing is half the battle!

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, there was this meme going around back in high school where people googled themselves.

I googled myself and was like WTF what’s with all the churches?

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

my full name would be the result of a roman coming from a greek family then marrying a barbarian from the north

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I just came from the Junket for that movie, except it’s a roman in Britain trying to get back the Eagle from a bunch of crazy ass Scotts

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

AMG is it any good?

I love Roman stuff

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

it exceed my expectations, but only two battle scenes (as brackets) so don’t go in expecting 300. But yeah it’s kind of awesome. All the Roman is English, but the barbarian Celts speak in their bar bar bar tongue

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Man, if it were in Latin, I would have a girl/brain/antiquity boner

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Madeleine is French-derived. But in French, the surname has to be Ste Marie. Did your family lose an “e” somewhere along the way?

by berkowit28 on Feb 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, somewhere from Quebec over to here. :(

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn Canadians!

Baseball is a game, and games are supposed to be fun.

by iiidown on Feb 4, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren’t they pronounced differently.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

the same way Bryan and Brian are pronounced differently, but most people won’t make a distinction

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

They are pronounced differently?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

What? I have never heard this… What are the supposed differences?

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

What’s the other pronunciation.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

eye and aye are pronounced differently?

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I’ve been up since 1 dammit.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

oh you poor boy

oh pobrecito

oh tu pauvre garçon

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

So you can understand why I can’t differentiate between eye and aye.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

I was looking for a soup delivery service yesterday, I should have thought to get a hold of you.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

In Sherman Oaks! She doesn’t live in Sherman Oaks!

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Details…

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

post flagged as troll

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Josie’s having some fun with us.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

NO! It’s a different place in the mouth, high I vs low ay. It’s subtle but it’s there. Feel where your tongue is when you say the two words

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Brian is never pronounced brain

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahah this is ridic. Hi, I’m Brain.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I am going to yell at you about this tomorrow

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

all of this should be evidence that Berkeley is the most pretentious city in the world, because my vegetarian co-op spent ten mins talking about this when a guy named Bryan moved in and complained we were saying his name wrong. I was the only one to defend him.

I may be the most pretentious person in the world

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Where you trying to get in his pants or just bored?

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Wait – so she was saying Bryan should be pronounced Brain?

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Did he have any grey poupon?

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

As someone with a derivation of this name tree, that is just insane.

If someone wanted to pronounce it Brayan, it would be spelled Brayan.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

1) It is the right of any man to decide what his name is. Whatever the spelling, if he says “pronounce it like this” then do what he goddam says.

2) That said, Bryan and Brian are, for most people, pronounced the same.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Kuo totally agrees with you.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

madeline

is a super slutty spelled name

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

I always thought of it as Mad-a-line vs mad-a-lynn.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Hilariously enough, it can be pronounced both ways.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

I blame you and Mike Doughty.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

My girlfriend goes by the mad-a-lynn and has the Madeleine spelling.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Most famous madeleine belongs to Proust.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

you would not believe how many people buy me those.

DELICIOUS

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

As do I.

Also, creepy. She doesn’t wear sweatpants, right? This isn’t some sort of bizarro moment?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Look! Look at my avatar! I was wearing heels! HEELS!!

See, I can be a girl. Sometimes.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Don’t worry, I believe you.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Hooray.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

That was supposed to be Hooray! but I got distracted. :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Sometimes I think that one of the big reasons Bride married me is that she’d never have to wear heels ever again.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

now that I’m in much better shape they don’t hurt as much but sometimes it’s nice to wear them.

Like Beyonce said, sometimes it’s time for that freakum dress.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Jerry Seinfeld says

sweetpants are like telling the world give up. I have nothing better coming, so I might as well be comfortable

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Isn't that just

elastic waists in general?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Jerry Seinfeld didn’t elaborate, however, I must defend preggers jeans. there’s really not much else you can do

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

If he liked it then he should have put a ring on it

/we’re the dancers

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

g scott is prolly running like hell right now

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 12:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s been running, he’s like 2100 miles away by now.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I like all my Es

Thanks

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I consider you more of a G.

:D

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t drink Brass Monkey
I like the beat funky
Nickname: Eazy-E, ol’ 8-Ball junkie

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

People misspell my wife's name all the time

its her own damn fault though since she made it up.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

wait. What?

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Her real name is [redacted] but she goes by [redacted]

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

But those are both spelled the same.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

but pronounced differently you see

one is pronounced with an eye the other with an eye.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve even heard of Aidan, let alone met one. Weird. And what are the popular alternate spellings? Eden? Aden? Never heard of those either.

by berkowit28 on Feb 4, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Aidan Quinn.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I think i like the name Aiden. I definitely like the name Ryan.

I think I also like the name “Clayton”. Oh no the south!

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

NOT AIDEN

AIDAN

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

That ranks in between Erich and Erik for me.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Erik Estrada says his spelling is right.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I can’t hear him through his motorcyle helmet.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Just because he narrowly has the cleanest post-Chips record doesn’t hold any weight with me, unless he wants to discuss Jenny-O turkey products.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

or sell you property in California City

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

She’s your queen….TOO BEEEEEEEE

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Are all Mary Katherine's

Katholic?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 11:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It sounds wicked Catholic to me.

Of course, my name probably sounds wicked Catholic

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

GO TO THE CREDITS AND LOOK FOR MY NAME OMG

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I JUST FIGURED IT OUT! I was doing the fastball motion backwards. Still, this game is wicked hard

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha. No it’s not!

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

So Maddz, how did you go from software designer to divinity student?

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Drugs.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

almost entirely prescription-based.

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Basically, I just want a PhD. I need a master’s degree to get there. That’s how I landed at Divinity School. I don’t exactly fit in.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

x

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:28 AM PST up reply actions  

At least you didnt buy Front Office Manager last year. I could not even figure out where to sign free agents and threw that shit in the trash.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

It was under “Free Agents”.

Also, you bought the game? I’m so, very sorry. You should have kept it so you could see my name on it!!!

Also, I have an unopen copy of the PC game. I’m trying to figure out the best way to explode it.

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

NO IT WASNT

I had 6 people sit down and try to figure it out. Nobody could.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

let me clarify slightly

All of the free agents were jon lindsey types. there were no MLB players as free agents.

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by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

they maybe didn't have the license?

Expected you to import the data from elsewhere?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

no everybody else signed all the good FA the same day

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

In the first season?

Dude, let me tell you: we got so many bugs marked “by design” on that piece of crap that it became a fucking contest to see if we could break the game and have them tell us “No no, that’s how it works”.

We did get a randomly generated player with the name “Manlove”. Fantastic.

I was on that project for 6 months. There was a week in October where I couldn’t get out of bed. I was that depressed. But that’s how I started liking the Dodgers, oddly enough.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey they were right about that trading Vernon Wells for Mike Napoli bug.

@andrewngrant

by regfairfield on Feb 4, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

ITS NOT A BUG ITS A FEATURE

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by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

Rotoworld fantasy catcher rankings

Not Dodger fan friendly

http://www.rotoauthority.com/2011/02/catcher-rankings.html

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:18 AM PST reply actions  

Santana above Posey? /goodbyecruelworld

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions  

you were warned

I try to avoid looking at my mother in the tits, regardless of the situation.

by G.Scott on Feb 4, 2011 11:36 AM PST up reply actions  

Barajas, Navarro, Ellis, Gimenez. Yep. That’s how we roll.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh good..WHY

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I minimized that. Oh god oh god oh god

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

OT: Blog post generally about Vincent Jackson

but more specifically about blogging and integrity. The bloggers here might find this interesting.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:35 AM PST reply actions  

Him kicking that penalty flag

was one of the dumbest thing I have seen in pro sports. Like really dude?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Without a doubt.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Dee Gordon is trolling GScott on twitter.

Ahahahahaha

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:00 PM PST reply actions  

seriously?

how so?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

GScott: Glad @neonleon6 is on twitter now! Easily my Dodgres Prospect pick2click. Angelo Songco close second. No offense @deegordon

Dee: @RB_GScott he’s been on twitter for about 6 months lol…so if what you said was true you would have known that! haha

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s like 1/3 of a boss.

#skinnyswag

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

is it

one of those short term ones so he can retire a Cardinal? Like Nomar did with the red sox?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds like a legit deal.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 12:06 PM PST up reply actions  

MSTI

just recently had a post about him potentially being a better option than Gibbons.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

If you can't trust Pakistani cricketers, who can you trust?
Mohammad Amir, Salman Butt and Mohammad Asif were accused of “spot-fixing” offences in the fourth Test against England at Lord’s last August.

The players and their agent Mazhar Majeed will be charged with conspiracy to obtain and accept corrupt payments and also conspiracy to cheat.

They have always denied the accusations of bowling deliberate no-balls.

From www.bbc.com

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 12:04 PM PST reply actions  

They were already facing disciplinary charges this weekend that may result in suspension or expulsion from cricket. Tht charges you are quoting here are criminal charges. They have to return to England to face these in court now.

by berkowit28 on Feb 4, 2011 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

you know you are a complete and utter dork when

you type out “awesome” on your phone and it gets changed to “awesoke”.

Landry has a mohawk. The only way this could be better is if the fictional Landry from FNL had a mohawk.

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:28 PM PST reply actions  

There is such a thing as too thin

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Feb 4, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

never!!

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

bless you :)

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you, but I find both of these women to be very attractive.

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No doubt, they are both stunning

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Making love to a too-skinny woman is like lying on a pile of coat hangers.
/some comedian of the past that I saw once.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

that can’t possibly be comfortable

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by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, I wouldn’t know.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I Don’t buy it

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by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:10 PM PST up reply actions  

The front of Keira Knightley’s pelvis would likely slice me open like an extra on Criminal Minds.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That is quite an image.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I meant the first part of the sentence :0

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

:-P

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

back in the early 00's

Miss Bulgaria was just that skinny, and I came away unscathed every time.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Nickname or the real Miss Bulgaria?

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

nickname

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The effect is different when it’s for more than twenty seconds.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

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by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm forgetting the name of the one on the right

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Keira Knightly?

she really does need to beef up

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 12:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s Keira Knightly

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

And yes, she needs to be thrown a steak or two, or an entire cow.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Or a Mario’s sub. :)

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

I had pulled pork today. DELICIOUS

I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

by Maddz on Feb 4, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I had pulled pork on Wednesday

and it was also delicious.

I suspect in Tennessee yours likely tasted better, but man was mine good.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I ate pulled pork the one time I was in the south. Man, oh, man.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I am still too afraid to do this on my BGE…it take 16 hours of BBQ time…one day

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 4, 2011 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

men on first and third, no outs. ground ball, try to turn the double play but the batter is safe on first. Fielders Choice, but the run scores. Does the batter get the RBI?

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 12:46 PM PST reply actions  

i better get cracking on #13

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d rather see Portman & Knightly.

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’d never watch it

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

you have to pay him

at least $5

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll settle for a large popcorn. :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

I totally forgot about that meme.

Call back!

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

it's a real thing?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:14 PM PST up reply actions  

i've seen RoboJocks

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats not good looking

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If I want to see robotic acting in a boxing movie, shouldn’t I just pop in Rocky VIIIIII?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST up reply actions  

What next?

A movie based on the game “Battleship” starring Rihanna?

by Dr. Geek on Feb 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I see what you did there…

by BFDC on Feb 4, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

anybody going to pickup this merch?

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:15 PM PST reply actions  

It’s the home of Super Bowl L

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

A cap advertising

a field that doesn’t exist in a stadium that doesn’t exist that is the home of a football team that doesn’t exist.

How can I resist.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

does anyone really wear

a baseball cap of a football team?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Every NFL backup QB on the sideline?

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

they don't count

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Starting QBs wear them too

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i meant fans

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Keeping clipboard manufacturers in business since 1973!

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Even worse

Does anyone really wear a baseball cap of a football team’s stadium?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes I do

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i have my answer

i am satisfied

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Tommy Blackjack is from the Eric Stephen school -- authentic or nothing

And nothing is not an option.

So he wears the helmet of his team. Sure, people look at him funny, but he’s secure int eh knowledge that he is a true fan.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

good rule

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a real conflict with rule #531

Headbutt all those who don’t like Dr. Pepper.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

those who were just reading the rules

would think you already tried it :)

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

This is authentic

would eric wear it? If its good enough for all the QBs on the team…

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I have a cap similar to that

I hate it. All black with just the logo for me.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t own a good Raiders cap, but if I did I would wear it.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

black cap, shield in the center. Shouldn’t be too hard to find.

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t own a good Raiders cap

This implies that you own a Raiders cap of some quality other than “good.” Explain.

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I own one similar to the example posted by nolander.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

not since new era stopped making them

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn it, Ned

Sign some more NRIs we can make fun of!!!

by kinbote on Feb 4, 2011 1:18 PM PST reply actions  

tired of

mahay already?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard some people pronounce it Ma-haye, per Josie.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:20 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I can’t wait until Josie gets a big job so we can start calling her bougy.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions  

not according to urban dictionary

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I was wondering where he was going with that.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Its slang honey

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel word about the use of honey in that sentence

what a creepy dude.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Is that a bunny?
2) Is this why you never come to TBLA events?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

1) Yes
2) I don’t really get the question but it’s funny as hell.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 1:31 PM PST reply actions  

Delias Man, does this change your opinion of the man?

From radio host Julie Buehler (from Palm Springs, so you know she’s reputable) at the Super Bowl:

The Situation is in the building— much smaller in real life.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

the situation is always smaller than you think

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

not really.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 1:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Maddz

Vanderbilt pitcher Sonny Gray is featured on the front page of Baseball America today, and there is an article about preseason All-Americans and a group of elite pitchers.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 1:42 PM PST reply actions  

Eric Stephen answers

Yes, but he wouldn’t be very good.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Tommy Blackjack asks

would he have a better OBP than Uribe?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Probably, but he couldn’t play the field

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He could hobble around first maybe

but I got the feeling it was LF or bust, which is why many teams didn’t want him.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

no AL team

got him to DH either

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

He also wanted a lot of money

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

he will be in a softball HR derby against canseco

any day now.

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

who's

your money on?

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

jose

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

be serious. say he can play the field a little. He is an upgrade over what the dodgers have right?

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll say this: if the Dodgers signed Barry Bonds to play LF in 2011, the 2011 season would all of a sudden become a hilariously entertaining freak show. The mind boggles!

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

no longer uncle google

now Mr. FunStopper

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i know

i just wanted to make the joke.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Great news from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

kaj33 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
 re my medical condition, I am 100% cancer free !!

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

HOORAY!!!!!

that’s is great news. Good for him.

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die."

by Tommy Blackjack on Feb 4, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh

The Dodgers are going to wear Brooklyn throwbacks this season (don’t know how often; I’m assuming once). You can vote here beginning Monday. Here are the choices:

Normally I would vote for the powder blues since I loved the 1980s, but those Dodgers unis were satin.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:26 PM PST reply actions  

Yeah, it’s 6 games

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I like and owned once the middle cap

so I would by default choose that one but I agree with your original conclusion.

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, the caps are sweet

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

are these the 6 "Day games"

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

All are half-price food & drink games:

April 21
May 4
June 15
June 22
August 10
August 31

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

these MF'ers

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I will vote for the second one, and I will be at all those games

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

If they don’t use satin (very likely), I would vote for the powder blue.

But in reality I would vote for the regular uniforms instead.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

I always liked those mid-1980’s Royals jerseys that look like that.

by Nolij on Feb 4, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

At MSTI, Mike quotes the press release as saying

The throwback uniforms worn in 2011 will be made of the same material and maintain the same feel as those worn by the Dodgers throughout the season.
so, yeah, no satin.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Throwbacks more like throwups amirite

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

No, you are wrong. IMO. I like them.

by berkowit28 on Feb 4, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Since they are doing six games, why not just do all three uniforms twice each?

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Frank McCourt says

What am I, made of money?

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

by Humma Kavula on Feb 4, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

The middle looks like UCLA.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

thaz a cuz UCLA stole the Brooklyn B, which IIRC correctly isn’t even the real Brooklyn B but the Bakersfield Dodger’s B

by Josie Becker on Feb 4, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I dispute the word stole

especially since UCLA’s “B” is registered trademark (by the University of California).

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

i vote #1

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the idea

I will be voting for the 3rd one.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Middle one is my vote

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 4, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I like how the pix use a pre-steroids proportioned man, another throwback

The bottom one. The top uni is hideous as are the red stripes on the middle stirrups.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

The first uni is from 1911, 100 years ago

Per Bob Timmermann’s tweet:

@bobtimmermann The 1911 Dodgers finished last in the NL in: Runs, Hits, 2b, BB, BA, OBP, SLG, TB. They did strike out more than any other NL team.
Let’s hope we’ve improved over the last century.

@davidyoungtbla - The commenter formerly known as El Lay Dave.

by David Young on Feb 4, 2011 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

A Nats blogger and friend in DC says

needham_chris
first Nats fans, then the poor. Stupid Manny RT @BoingBoing: Wikileaks ACTA cables confirm it was a screwjob for poor http://bit.ly/fWY1Ne

by bhsportsguy on Feb 4, 2011 2:34 PM PST reply actions  

1992 Expansion Draft

How did they go about drafting players?

by Dodgerblue8188 on Feb 4, 2011 2:48 PM PST reply actions  

I recorded this on VHS. From memory, teams were allowed to protect a certain number of players and Florida/Colorado alternated picks from there.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The same as they did in 1997 :)

IIRC each team could protect a certain number of players, and as they got a player selected from their team they could protect more.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

so thats how Jody Reed came here

"You better send roses to the house, you feel me?! ROSES, DAWG, WITH PICKLES IN UM!! FRIED PICKLES!" - DJ Pauly D

by delias man on Feb 4, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Teams protected a certain number of guys (I want to say 15), and everyone else was available. Then when a dude got drafted, you could protect (I think) 3 more. Until every team had a player taken, you couldn’t take 2 from the same team.

If TBLA had been around back then, I’m sure some people would have had a conniption over losing Roberto Mejia.

by Nolij on Feb 4, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

We lost Short Eric Young!!!

/There is no Tall Eric Young

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Feb 4, 2011 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Vladdy to the Orioles for 1/$8m, per Enrique Rojas.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 3:04 PM PST reply actions  

What is the wow part?

They have been rumored partners for weeks.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

The fact that they are overpaying by 3 million?

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The $8m figure has been there from the start of the Vlad to Baltimore rumor. The only wow was that it took him so long to accept :)

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

They really think they can compete this year

too much for him though

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

by nolander on Feb 4, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

HOA

My HOA only has 8 units. I am now on the board. Interacting with just one of the board members has now made me want to drink heavily

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 4, 2011 3:15 PM PST reply actions  

Good luck

I was tempted to become a serial killer the one year I served on my board. Surprising the number of racists and nutjobs in 28 units.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Feb 4, 2011 3:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Yea, this is just dealing with one person. Her tone is normally accusatory and whiny. I am so over it already and she is harping about stuff in the past I cannot change.

I will toss you in slow-rec softball

by robotmadeofnails on Feb 4, 2011 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Are regular people supposed to know what HOA means? Board of what? Hello?

by berkowit28 on Feb 4, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I liked this headline from Dallas at Kissing Suzy Kolber

The Only One Who Can Get Rid of All This Snow is Charlie Sheen

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

by mleadman on Feb 4, 2011 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

Orlando Hudson can breathe easier

Ronnie Belliard has signed a minor league deal with the Yankees, per Enrique Rojas.

by Eric Stephen on Feb 4, 2011 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

Dilbeck erroneously wrote on his Mahay blog post that “all right handed relievers on the bubble are out of options.” I countered with a quick post that only Belisario and Hawksworth would fit that criteria. My comment was literally one quick-and-dry sentence.

Strangely enough, the it wasn’t approved (sent last night before everything else there now). I haven’t had any posting problems there lately, so if he did that to save face I call bullshit.

by silverwidow on Feb 4, 2011 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

Hey.

I apologize for wasting yet another post with various nonsense and lies, but, I have some personal stuff to fix before I post on TBLA or any other site, or do anything of the sort. So, I probably won’t be posting for a while, so yeah. Sorry for wasting your time and post.

"Our pitching is tits."
- nolander

by Corncake on Feb 4, 2011 4:23 PM PST reply actions  

And one last thing.

I will be reading to continue getting my Dodger news, and to absorb the great articles by Brandon, Eric, Phil, and so on. So again, sorry for all the wasted time, posts, and sorry for any other disturbances I have caused. TBLA – Think Blue.

"Our pitching is tits."
- nolander

by Corncake on Feb 4, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

So much for Eric Chavez

not that I was really pinning much hope on him, but guess he decided on the Yanks. And vice versa.

RT @@jay_jaffe Eric Chavez gets an NRI from Yanks. Last played more than 33 games in 2007, .222/.265/.330 since. Makes Mark Prior look like a sure thing.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 4:41 PM PST reply actions  

yeah i liked him too, thought it'd be fun to root for him to come back

but oh well. don’t expect him to do much…

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! / Broncos/Dodgers/Lakers fan in Niners/Raiders/Giants/Warriors country, and damned proud of it.

by underdog on Feb 4, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

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